February 28, 2024 • 15 mins
If we were all trapped on a sinking ship or deserted island, who from the show would we save?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Here we go, the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Maybe
it'll be fifteen, maybe not, who cares. Hey, Scotty b
is here in the Serial Killer podcast studio, and there's Scattery,
and there's straight in Nate.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
He looks like he's writing something. And it's very busy,
pretty busy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And there's the beautiful, beautiful Gandhi Ghandi looking fine. There's
my Danielle eating her yogurt or something, and there's Garrett
and of course.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Our special guest Diaby.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hey, Diamond, excited about the big news from our sister
station w o R today.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Are you kidding? Are you hiitting me?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I've been running around, falling on the floor all all day?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is big news.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Just announced New York Jets and iHeartMedia New York announced
multifaceted radio.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Actually it is in w o R. It's Q and
O four point three. So Q and O four three.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Has become the Jets official broadcast radio home.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Congratulations, Diamond.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I know players will be coming up here. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm sure Jets security is already eyeballing, Diamond, Aaron Rodgers here.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Oh yeah, can you imagine came that man a microphone?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He's coming? Don't give him a microphone? Why not?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
He's reckless.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Regardless of his personal stance on a lot of things,
you can't deny that he is one of the greatest
football players of all time.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Absolutely, which is why you should be a Jets fan.
We have one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Does he play though.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
He was?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
He was awesome anyway, So welcome to the Jets, to
our heart family, and now remember the Jets family.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I love how that works.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Hey, I'm glad you're reading here, a Diamond. There's a
conversation that Gandhi had with you or overheard from you
the other gond Do you want to fill in the
blanks here?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah. So Diamond is in one of my podcast episodes
that we were recording, and I wanted to get to
know her better, so I tried to put her on
the spot with some questions. And one of the questions
I asked her was if we were all as a
show on a boat and the boat wrecked and you
only had to save two people to go with you
to a desert island and survive. Who would those two
people be? I took myself out of the mix because
(02:38):
it's not fair because I'm sitting right there. I didn't
want her to feel pressure. And her answer has caused
a lot of controversy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, are you ready to hear? We can all give
our answers, right, yeah, yeah? But what were your two
the two people that you would save and take to
the island?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, So first I said, Nate, come on, clap it
up for yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Why I will?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I want, you know, all over her for that one?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, So why Nate?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well, I said that Nate knows a lot of stuff,
so I feel like, you know, he'd say, like, oh,
and this part just like.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let's just I know.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But the ship he knows won't save you.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's very easily.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
He could get me through at least the night, and
I'll be able to remember the things that he told
me before I kicked him.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Off of the raft, believe me.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Just just because he can tell you the capitals of
every US state, I.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Can teach you how to drink your own urine.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, Well, all right, who was your second person?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Give yourself? A round of applause because it was you
number two.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, I'm telling you now, that's a badass decision. I
mean as in bad So why would you choose me?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Because people with money have resources?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I like the thirst and howl the third on Givingan's Island.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
The helicopter or something.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're right, You're right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You ever first, they're gonna go, They're gonna go looking
for the rich guy.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
He has that secret phone that didn't drown underwater.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Underwater, I'll bring my satellite phone. We're good, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
But apparently somebody got really upset with me. He's not
in the room right now, but he was so mad
he kicked me.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
He actually physically kicked.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Her Andrew Yeah, well where is he? Why is he
not in here for this?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Because he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He's not a loser.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
No one asked to drink in your own urine?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So this is what was that movie with Kevin Costner?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It starts out with him drinking his own urine? What
is it, Kevin Costner? I don't remember, Yeah, I'll google.
Continue story ago.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
So you pee in the sand and then you cover
it with like a plastic sheeting or something and naturally.
There's usually plastic sheeting, some trash floating around a garbage bag,
and then the sun hits the plastic sheeting, condenses the
water on the top of the plastic and it drips
down into a cup. Boom, You've got water from urine.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Can I tell you why that's a terrible idea on
a desert island. Coconuts. Just go get the coconuts and
drink the coconut water.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You're gonna ship out.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Fine, Wait, Nate, Nate, go look us up. It was
a movie called water World, and Kevin Costner drinks his
own pea.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But he does have.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
A purification system on his boat that that he built
out of.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
He puts it through a Brita filter.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
There's no bread of filter at sea. I don't know, no, no, no,
it's it's a makeshift thing. Go look at a water Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Where's is there?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
He is?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
There's my Andrew, who gave me a lot of production today.
So we'll whack his peep in a moment.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Blame Scott and Sam.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So anyway, so Diamond announces that the two she will
save off the wrecked ship will be Nate and Me
to live on the island and you shrieked in horror
and kicked her in the nuts.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Okay, hold up, I never I did shriek, but I
did not kick you on purpose and kicked her.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Mie was hurting for a solid fifteen minutes.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
We'll take that as a lesson that these legs are
strong and they could kick in the water to get
you to land.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
And is my objection to that. He loves to talk
about how his legs this. Then the third have you
ever felt them? They feel like bricks. What happens to
bricks in the water? They sink?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
He's going.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
I can understand why Andrew is extra butt her because
he's been trying to get onto.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Survival forty five seasons.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Now.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I never said that I have good survival skills. I'm
just saying, as a swimmer, if we are taking this
at the premise the ship is sinking, you need to
save someone. I can kick ba. I will get you
to land.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're going off, but Nate has knowledge and I have cash.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Exactly Nate's getting off the boat.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm sorry, Nate, chrisp immediately, Yeah, that.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Would be my problem. I need shade or SPF one.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You do have a cow valve in your heart, don't.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
You seriously, I look like a bee keeper at the
beach at night time.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
It's fine because the life wraps. When they have like
the flashlights, they're gonna find you. They will spot you
in the dark. But during the day you a couple.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Are looking for you. They can see like a wreckage
in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like okay, which is why.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
If a rich god.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Goes, they're looking. They're looking for the rich.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
We saw Gilligan's Island. There were rich people on that island.
I told you, nobody found them.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I would be.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, So what about you, Gandhi?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What two people and wine?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Which two people?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay? So in this scenario, I think I would pick
Danielle because she seems like a fighter, and she is
kind of small. She wouldn't take a lot of resources,
she doesn't burn easily from what I know, and she's
easy to get along with. I think from that point
I might let everyone else just go. You know what,
(08:16):
I feel you burning a hole in the side of
my head.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Everybody's a liability, absolutely, you.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Know what, Gandhi, I applaud your your philosophy on this one.
I think I think you know what well, I choose
to just choose the one strongest and go with it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
In her allergies, Nate and his translucent.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Skin, he had said to us, if he had have
said I'm dying of a of a of a no
peanut allergy or some kind of an asthma attack, she goes,
don't pick me.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, my coconut water will probably kill her.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah. Look, look, I'm the first to say I do
not want to be a liability to you. I would
just let me sink.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, now, Danielle, which two or one or four?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Originally I was going to go with Andrew because I
thought the same thing Scary said. I'm like, well, you know,
maybe he wants to get on Survivor he must know
a lot. And then he told me that he doesn't
know a lot, and so I decided against him. I
picked Gandhi for the same reason she picked me. Because
we're not going to annoy each other. We're gonna get along.
We'll probably figure out a way to have a good time,
(09:15):
and it'll be very low maintenance with both of us.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
May I say something there? I know you both very well,
you too will eventually annoy the fuck up.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Because we annoy the fuck out of everyone else. I
picked Froggy because Froggy knows how to do things.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
He's always he's mcguiver, Yes.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
He's mcguiver. He figures things out, he jimmy things, he
does things around his house. So I am picking Froggy
and Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And okay, he's so mad.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I don't want to violate anyone's hippa. But are we
looking at the charts people? I'm confused. Hold on, that's
a good point.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Both both Froggy Nate had been very open book about
their their physical disabilities, wide open from I'm not.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Worried about his aneurysm stuff. He's got that under control.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
He's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Things, all right, So Andrew, Andrew, So, which two people
would you.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Save off the burning ship and take to the.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I want to be.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Let me think, let me think, let me think. I'm
gonna pick Hmmm. I'm gonna do Gandhi because I do
feel you're resourceful.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I don't burn. This is a good thing, I'm telling you.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
And I think Josh has some survival skills. I think
he'd I think he'd be a shreaky person, really good time.
But I think I could make it last. I think
he could, you know, I think he could raise up
a tree or something if I need to.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He could reach those coconuts.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
So true, he does have that lumberjack looks.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
He does.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You always should have a lesbian with you at all time, Garrett,
what about you?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
I'm taking Andrew because no one else is, because and
then you know what, you know what, I'm going against
all the odds on everyone. I'm taking Scary really, no, no,
not the calf muscle. I think he's the underdog here.
No one is. No one's considering what he's capable of.
And I think Scary could find a bag of potato
chips on the moon.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Everybody's underestimating. Everybody loves the underdog.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Y'ell's discounting me for the things that I can't exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What about the things that I may be able out
of all these years of knowing you were not quite sure? Well,
I'll tell you what I do panic a lot. So
that's bad, Okay. I think a good panicer is a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Don't run back me out of this decision.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
I'm picking you, man, I don't know you know what
I'm trying to think of some redeeming quality here.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well, okay, think it through scary, which two people would
you take with you?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
I definitely coasted boy Josh for all those reasons.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
And you know what, Scotty b.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Because Scotty he's just an easy going guy. He's I
think to meta, No, but yeah, no, no, But for
whatever reason, I feel that's Scotty because he's so how
do you say I figured things out?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Frugal?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
What do you figured out?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What we're talking about?
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I know, I do think that Scotty, you know, as
the experience that he has of being a dad.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You know, with you know, dad on the island.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Yeah, no, I do think that he's he's been through
the Ringer. He's been, he's been here, he's been all
over the place I've been. I'm with Scotty. But but yeah,
but you're also a guy who's again frugal. You will
gather coconuts, you will gather food, you will, you will save.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You will see you're a savor what save stuff for
a rainy day? We're gonna need a nourishment for as
long as we possibly do. They don't take coupons. They
don't take coupons.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Scotty stuff's on one shell. He's out for the rest.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Of the time.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
I would figure out how to signal vessels and planes,
and I would get it done.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
If one of us started bleeding on the island, you're out.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
The physical strength.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's why I have to Josh, Okay, who about you?
Who you're tuning or any of them?
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I gotta say, I think the only person I would
even consider taking would be you, Elvis, because like we said,
they always look for the rich.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Guy or just a drain on my resources.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm sorry. I don't want to have to share that
one coconut with you. That's gonna be bad. May I
give you my three?
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I have three? I have three?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, I guess what. I just made it three. It
would be Scotty B, Josh and Garrett.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Oh boy, hello, hello, I'm the only one that can
swim and save all your asses and put you on
my back to the island.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Swimming less.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
What's the reasoning, Well, the reasoning is Garrett is a
great swimmer.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Also, Josh is big in.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Burley, and uh, Scotty B is entertaining. Plus at night,
a boy gets lonely I was just gonna say them.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Out of the three of them, which one would you
like to keep you company first?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I can't quit you, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I think it's time to break because you haven't been chosen.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Scottie, who are you going to take?
Speaker 9 (14:31):
I guess if we're going to be there for a while,
I'm gonna go with Diamond and Sam because we're gonna
have to populate that island. Oh disgusting.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'm bumping for them. Nate stopped trying to pull the
plug on this show.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You're not in charge here.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
He's just butter because you're not his fourth.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So, Nate, if you were on the island, where would
you put your jack off station? Because that seems to
be the only thing you want to talk about.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The good thing you can use the coconut after you drink.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It, all right, all right, Nate call it, get us
out of here, Nate, Bye bye, everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Here we go, the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Maybe
it'll be fifteen, maybe not, who cares. Hey, Scotty b
is here in the Serial Killer podcast studio, and there's Scattery,
and there's straight in Nate.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
He looks like he's writing something. And it's very busy,
pretty busy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And there's the beautiful, beautiful Gandhi Ghandi looking fine. There's
my Danielle eating her yogurt or something, and there's Garrett
and of course.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Our special guest Diaby.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hey, Diamond, excited about the big news from our sister
station w o R today.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Are you kidding? Are you hiitting me?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I've been running around, falling on the floor all all day?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is big news.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Just announced New York Jets and iHeartMedia New York announced
multifaceted radio.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Actually it is in w o R. It's Q and
O four point three. So Q and O four three.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Has become the Jets official broadcast radio home.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Congratulations, Diamond.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I know players will be coming up here. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm sure Jets security is already eyeballing, Diamond, Aaron Rodgers here.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Oh yeah, can you imagine came that man a microphone?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He's coming? Don't give him a microphone? Why not?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
He's reckless.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Regardless of his personal stance on a lot of things,
you can't deny that he is one of the greatest
football players of all time.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Absolutely, which is why you should be a Jets fan.
We have one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Does he play though.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
He was?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
He was awesome anyway, So welcome to the Jets, to
our heart family, and now remember the Jets family.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I love how that works.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Hey, I'm glad you're reading here, a Diamond. There's a
conversation that Gandhi had with you or overheard from you
the other gond Do you want to fill in the
blanks here?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah. So Diamond is in one of my podcast episodes
that we were recording, and I wanted to get to
know her better, so I tried to put her on
the spot with some questions. And one of the questions
I asked her was if we were all as a
show on a boat and the boat wrecked and you
only had to save two people to go with you
to a desert island and survive. Who would those two
people be? I took myself out of the mix because
(02:38):
it's not fair because I'm sitting right there. I didn't
want her to feel pressure. And her answer has caused
a lot of controversy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, are you ready to hear? We can all give
our answers, right, yeah, yeah? But what were your two
the two people that you would save and take to
the island?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, So first I said, Nate, come on, clap it
up for yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Why I will?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I want, you know, all over her for that one?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, So why Nate?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well, I said that Nate knows a lot of stuff,
so I feel like, you know, he'd say, like, oh,
and this part just like.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let's just I know.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But the ship he knows won't save you.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's very easily.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
He could get me through at least the night, and
I'll be able to remember the things that he told
me before I kicked him.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Off of the raft, believe me.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Just just because he can tell you the capitals of
every US state, I.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Can teach you how to drink your own urine.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, Well, all right, who was your second person?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Give yourself? A round of applause because it was you
number two.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, I'm telling you now, that's a badass decision. I
mean as in bad So why would you choose me?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Because people with money have resources?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I like the thirst and howl the third on Givingan's Island.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
The helicopter or something.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're right, You're right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You ever first, they're gonna go, They're gonna go looking
for the rich guy.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
He has that secret phone that didn't drown underwater.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Underwater, I'll bring my satellite phone. We're good, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
But apparently somebody got really upset with me. He's not
in the room right now, but he was so mad
he kicked me.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
He actually physically kicked.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Her Andrew Yeah, well where is he? Why is he
not in here for this?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Because he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He's not a loser.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
No one asked to drink in your own urine?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So this is what was that movie with Kevin Costner?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It starts out with him drinking his own urine? What
is it, Kevin Costner? I don't remember, Yeah, I'll google.
Continue story ago.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
So you pee in the sand and then you cover
it with like a plastic sheeting or something and naturally.
There's usually plastic sheeting, some trash floating around a garbage bag,
and then the sun hits the plastic sheeting, condenses the
water on the top of the plastic and it drips
down into a cup. Boom, You've got water from urine.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Can I tell you why that's a terrible idea on
a desert island. Coconuts. Just go get the coconuts and
drink the coconut water.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You're gonna ship out.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Fine, Wait, Nate, Nate, go look us up. It was
a movie called water World, and Kevin Costner drinks his
own pea.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But he does have.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
A purification system on his boat that that he built
out of.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
He puts it through a Brita filter.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
There's no bread of filter at sea. I don't know, no, no, no,
it's it's a makeshift thing. Go look at a water Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Where's is there?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
He is?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
There's my Andrew, who gave me a lot of production today.
So we'll whack his peep in a moment.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Blame Scott and Sam.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So anyway, so Diamond announces that the two she will
save off the wrecked ship will be Nate and Me
to live on the island and you shrieked in horror
and kicked her in the nuts.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Okay, hold up, I never I did shriek, but I
did not kick you on purpose and kicked her.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Mie was hurting for a solid fifteen minutes.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
We'll take that as a lesson that these legs are
strong and they could kick in the water to get
you to land.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
And is my objection to that. He loves to talk
about how his legs this. Then the third have you
ever felt them? They feel like bricks. What happens to
bricks in the water? They sink?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
He's going.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
I can understand why Andrew is extra butt her because
he's been trying to get onto.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Survival forty five seasons.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Now.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I never said that I have good survival skills. I'm
just saying, as a swimmer, if we are taking this
at the premise the ship is sinking, you need to
save someone. I can kick ba. I will get you
to land.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're going off, but Nate has knowledge and I have cash.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Exactly Nate's getting off the boat.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm sorry, Nate, chrisp immediately, Yeah, that.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Would be my problem. I need shade or SPF one.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You do have a cow valve in your heart, don't.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
You seriously, I look like a bee keeper at the
beach at night time.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
It's fine because the life wraps. When they have like
the flashlights, they're gonna find you. They will spot you
in the dark. But during the day you a couple.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Are looking for you. They can see like a wreckage
in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like okay, which is why.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
If a rich god.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Goes, they're looking. They're looking for the rich.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
We saw Gilligan's Island. There were rich people on that island.
I told you, nobody found them.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I would be.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, So what about you, Gandhi?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What two people and wine?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Which two people?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay? So in this scenario, I think I would pick
Danielle because she seems like a fighter, and she is
kind of small. She wouldn't take a lot of resources,
she doesn't burn easily from what I know, and she's
easy to get along with. I think from that point
I might let everyone else just go. You know what,
(08:16):
I feel you burning a hole in the side of
my head.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Everybody's a liability, absolutely, you.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Know what, Gandhi, I applaud your your philosophy on this one.
I think I think you know what well, I choose
to just choose the one strongest and go with it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
In her allergies, Nate and his translucent.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Skin, he had said to us, if he had have
said I'm dying of a of a of a no
peanut allergy or some kind of an asthma attack, she goes,
don't pick me.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, my coconut water will probably kill her.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah. Look, look, I'm the first to say I do
not want to be a liability to you. I would
just let me sink.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, now, Danielle, which two or one or four?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Originally I was going to go with Andrew because I
thought the same thing Scary said. I'm like, well, you know,
maybe he wants to get on Survivor he must know
a lot. And then he told me that he doesn't
know a lot, and so I decided against him. I
picked Gandhi for the same reason she picked me. Because
we're not going to annoy each other. We're gonna get along.
We'll probably figure out a way to have a good time,
(09:15):
and it'll be very low maintenance with both of us.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
May I say something there? I know you both very well,
you too will eventually annoy the fuck up.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Because we annoy the fuck out of everyone else. I
picked Froggy because Froggy knows how to do things.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
He's always he's mcguiver, Yes.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
He's mcguiver. He figures things out, he jimmy things, he
does things around his house. So I am picking Froggy
and Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And okay, he's so mad.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I don't want to violate anyone's hippa. But are we
looking at the charts people? I'm confused. Hold on, that's
a good point.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Both both Froggy Nate had been very open book about
their their physical disabilities, wide open from I'm not.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Worried about his aneurysm stuff. He's got that under control.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
He's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Things, all right, So Andrew, Andrew, So, which two people
would you.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Save off the burning ship and take to the.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I want to be.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Let me think, let me think, let me think. I'm
gonna pick Hmmm. I'm gonna do Gandhi because I do
feel you're resourceful.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I don't burn. This is a good thing, I'm telling you.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
And I think Josh has some survival skills. I think
he'd I think he'd be a shreaky person, really good time.
But I think I could make it last. I think
he could, you know, I think he could raise up
a tree or something if I need to.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He could reach those coconuts.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
So true, he does have that lumberjack looks.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
He does.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You always should have a lesbian with you at all time, Garrett,
what about you?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
I'm taking Andrew because no one else is, because and
then you know what, you know what, I'm going against
all the odds on everyone. I'm taking Scary really, no, no,
not the calf muscle. I think he's the underdog here.
No one is. No one's considering what he's capable of.
And I think Scary could find a bag of potato
chips on the moon.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Everybody's underestimating. Everybody loves the underdog.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Y'ell's discounting me for the things that I can't exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What about the things that I may be able out
of all these years of knowing you were not quite sure? Well,
I'll tell you what I do panic a lot. So
that's bad, Okay. I think a good panicer is a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Don't run back me out of this decision.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
I'm picking you, man, I don't know you know what
I'm trying to think of some redeeming quality here.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well, okay, think it through scary, which two people would
you take with you?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
I definitely coasted boy Josh for all those reasons.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
And you know what, Scotty b.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Because Scotty he's just an easy going guy. He's I
think to meta, No, but yeah, no, no, But for
whatever reason, I feel that's Scotty because he's so how
do you say I figured things out?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Frugal?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
What do you figured out?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What we're talking about?
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I know, I do think that Scotty, you know, as
the experience that he has of being a dad.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You know, with you know, dad on the island.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Yeah, no, I do think that he's he's been through
the Ringer. He's been, he's been here, he's been all
over the place I've been. I'm with Scotty. But but yeah,
but you're also a guy who's again frugal. You will
gather coconuts, you will gather food, you will, you will save.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You will see you're a savor what save stuff for
a rainy day? We're gonna need a nourishment for as
long as we possibly do. They don't take coupons. They
don't take coupons.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Scotty stuff's on one shell. He's out for the rest.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Of the time.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
I would figure out how to signal vessels and planes,
and I would get it done.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
If one of us started bleeding on the island, you're out.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
The physical strength.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's why I have to Josh, Okay, who about you?
Who you're tuning or any of them?
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I gotta say, I think the only person I would
even consider taking would be you, Elvis, because like we said,
they always look for the rich.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Guy or just a drain on my resources.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm sorry. I don't want to have to share that
one coconut with you. That's gonna be bad. May I
give you my three?
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I have three? I have three?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, I guess what. I just made it three. It
would be Scotty B, Josh and Garrett.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Oh boy, hello, hello, I'm the only one that can
swim and save all your asses and put you on
my back to the island.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Swimming less.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
What's the reasoning, Well, the reasoning is Garrett is a
great swimmer.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Also, Josh is big in.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Burley, and uh, Scotty B is entertaining. Plus at night,
a boy gets lonely I was just gonna say them.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Out of the three of them, which one would you
like to keep you company first?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I can't quit you, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I think it's time to break because you haven't been chosen.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Scottie, who are you going to take?
Speaker 9 (14:31):
I guess if we're going to be there for a while,
I'm gonna go with Diamond and Sam because we're gonna
have to populate that island. Oh disgusting.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'm bumping for them. Nate stopped trying to pull the
plug on this show.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You're not in charge here.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
He's just butter because you're not his fourth.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So, Nate, if you were on the island, where would
you put your jack off station? Because that seems to
be the only thing you want to talk about.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The good thing you can use the coconut after you drink.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It, all right, all right, Nate call it, get us
out of here, Nate, Bye bye, everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
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