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March 25, 2024 • 8 mins

Scotty B starts us out with a weird dating coincidence and then we reveal some behind the scenes tidbits from the show today!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine morning show, it is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
There's Gandhi and there's Scottie Bee and Master Control, and
there's Dan.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yelle and there's Scaty Garrett.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Where's Nate right here? Okay, well you're thinking you need
to be on camera? What radio one on?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Whatever? You got gum in your mouth? It's okay, it's delicious,
but we don't. You can't union it.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
How much did you shove in your mouth? Okay?

Speaker 6 (00:40):
All the orange ones in my mouth before?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, Garrett came in and proclaimed, what did you proclaim earlier? Garrett?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
I can only do four and then my jaw starts,
it starts to hurt.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh my gosh, poor baby.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Of course Nate and Scotti have strong jaws.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
They practiced on each other's bananas. I always loved hub
Bubba because it was non stick. It was a nonstick
bubble gum.

Speaker 8 (01:04):
Really well, there were other ones that in your hair
and stuff like that blown bubble and it gets on
your lip. It used to stick all over. There was
some unnamed brands, but Hubba Baba is nonstick.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I didn't know that, you know, I learned something today.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
In fact, Monday's not a waste. Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
So Scottie Bee claims he has a girl question for
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And my question was, is it creepy?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It's not creepy, but you can't call them girls anymore?
All right, that's a very age girl.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
What is your questionail question? And I and I pose
it to the ladies in the room. So again, a
female left her cell phone in my car after I
dropped her off.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Is this a thing?

Speaker 6 (01:51):
I mean, it was this only happening to me.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
I would never leave my cell phone in someone's car ever,
I need it, take it around. How would I contact
them to tell them?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Thinking she did it?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
No way, no shot.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
But this happened, This happened a couple of months ago,
but different person.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
But the person that that cell phone this is, she
knows she's going to see you again, so she doesn't
need that insurance. It was probably an accident.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, But are you dating just like airheads or something?
What's going on here? No?

Speaker 6 (02:19):
I just I mean a cell phone is very important
to you. That's something that's pretty much exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's my point. And on where phone?

Speaker 6 (02:27):
That's why I just don't understand is it like something
that they want to see you again, So you have
to start drop by their house and drop it off.
I mean, is it a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
If we all leave things places? I mean that was
I was kidding about the airhead thing. It's a coincidence.
I don't you think she left it there on purpose?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I guess let's try for number three and see if
there's a third cell phone left in my car.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
If I was going to leave something, it would not
be a cell phone. It would be something else that
I didn't need immediately.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
A haircrun yeah, nothing like or like maybe it's a.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Credit card or something like, hey I need that, A shoe, yeah,
shoe Like? Thin about it?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I left.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
The next girl gets in the car, she'd be like,
who is there?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's called sabotage.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
But if you think about it, the cell phone is
the only other way that she definitely guarantees she's going
to see Scotty again. Because he can't call her. He
can send her messages on social media, but in order
for her to get the phone back, he has to deliver.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
It to her. Well.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, so, as Gandhi said, cell phones are way too important.
That's why you should always have that burner phone with
you at all time.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's a prop what you're saying about.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Scotty texted me via her iPad, So I mean, I
guess she was able to get a touch with me.
So I just had to, you know, turn around and
bring it back to her house.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Oh yeah, see, and that was even just like the
same day, the same day. I don't think it's it's.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Just I just think it's a coincidence that that's two
cell phones left to my carl.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Maybe they're recording you, so.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, you never know.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Maybe there's an app I don't play.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
If there's an app that exists that it records for
a certain amount of time after you leave it alone,
and maybe you.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Got it she got out of the car you're driving like,
oh my god, I'm just so madly in love with
this person.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Talking to himself.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Yeah, Scotty's by the way, Scotty does stranger things that.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Wait, give me back up. You just said turn about
his fair play? What did you mean by that? I
saw that I did.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
So you're recording her without her knowing what I was
making a joke. That's what he really should you joke
about things like that.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Surety.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Wait wait, so what you were saying is she's trying
to hear what Nate said. What what Scotty says about her?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
When he leaves, he calls.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like another girl or something. Maybe just a theory, just
a theory.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
So when I'm driving in the car by myself to
go pick my daughter up from babysitting, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, man, that girl so hot, I'm gonna go back
and do her. Is that is that? What is that
what I'm saying to myself?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
You know that?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Or maybe you called a friend and you're like, hey,
I just had the best time.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sounds like something you would do me tell your daughter
you're gonna go back and bang someone. No, you don't
have those conversations. Hey, at least you're having dates. Was
that a date?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, it was a It was fun.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I love that you're out dating. You got you gotta
like date, go have some fun.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I have been having fun. It's nice. I've been having
a good. Look.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
I don't have a lot of time to do things,
but in the time that I do have, I've been
having a good time.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's nice.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Oh good, we love that.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
We like that, all right, seem a lot. You know,
you seem like you've been happy. Look, some days I
come in, I'm happy. Some days I come in not
so much. You guys don't like talking about those days.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, no, we don't.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
And we also don't want to craft any of your
DM slides.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
He asked.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
He asked about help him write a message to slide
into someone's DMS. I said, God, no, get away from me.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I say about yourself.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
And after a while, they're all going to talk, I said,
the people that he's trying to DM, and we're gonna
have something. There's gonna be a big picture of you,
and it's gonna say avoid this person.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
He's gonna end up on one of those Facebook pages
like sis, is this your man?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You can't wait, especially we love I don't. I know.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
You guys are here to protect me, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I really do.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
We're here to protect you from yourself to be frank.
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
So we all rolled in from the weekend. Scotty went
on a date, Gandhi Lost your Voice. Danielle went to Virginia,
Nate went to Pennsylvania. Nate Scary stayed in the house, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
You are coughing all sorts of.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
That isn't a sick cough.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm going to beat your ass.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Four years ago, you, Danielle would be running out of
here like looking for pure.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
L A S A P. I know it's true.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's like a little kid.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
They lean right on you and call you do have
you do have?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Like you have a cough going on? What is this?
Shall we investigation?

Speaker 9 (06:48):
You know how sometimes your your mouth is full of saliva,
over active salivary glands. So when I makes you cough, no,
it like accidentally went down the wrong pipe.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
So I got this tickle thing in yet and.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's illet the rainbows.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Tickling is trachya, I swear to gosh famous last words.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is a mellow Monday show?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It is that was not mellow? Can we talk about
what we did? Okay? Can we pulled back? What do
we do that she was recorded? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I don't care if people know that.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
Okay, So I thought that was awesome. You took a walk.
You took a walk, Elvis, didn't you exercise?

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I was up and down the staircase a lot.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's what I did too.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I went up and down the staircase walking I was,
I was was very funny.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And then we actually we actually had thirty minutes. You
looked locked yourself in the staircase.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Thy gosh.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I took like id with me because I was locked.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
At one point.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So we were We had thirty minutes in the middle
of our shift to go do whatever we wanted to do.
It was all pre programmed and all ready to go.
That was nice. I love those little sabbaticals from the show.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
We should plan that so that we all no excuses
have to go do some physical activity.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I think that's awesome exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
And if you're not doing physical activity for the thirty
minutes we have off in the middle of a four
hour show, we could use that time planning our next vacation,
one of ten we take per year.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
We're just making everybody angry. We pre record the interviews,
we take vacation and everybody this gig is awesome.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
When I walk back into the room, that was what
was happening. There was like talk about where we're gonna
hang out when we go make it.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, there you have it all right.
So we've been on for how long?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Long? Enough? Bye?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Everybody bye. Okay, we have to go plan our next vacation.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
See you.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
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