March 20, 2024 • 7 mins
Scotty wanted to make a bold move to impress a girl but got too in his head and decided against it! He also almost made a creeper move after overhearing a woman's number at a store.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning show, the fifty Minute Morning Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Here we go, we got room, we got Scotty bee
over in the Serial Killers podcast. Boom, We've got Gandhi. Hell,
we've got that crumb bum, Scarry Joe, You're.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A crumb bum.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And there's Garrett, and there's Danielle straight Night, and I'm
your hostess with the mostess.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Let's go. Where do you want to start?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, I wanted to bring something up, and Scotty, you're
okay if we talk about this?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh yeah, some big deal.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So we had what he had an incident yesterday, which
I think they would call a missed connection on Craigslist.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Do you remember the miss connections?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I saw you on the train. You were hot.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I wanted to get your number, but I got off
the train and you weren't there.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So, Scotty, if you did the audio version of your misconnection, yeah,
what would it sound like right now?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Hey, blonde woman at California Pizza Kitchen in Huntington last night.
I know we looked at each other and you were
eating by yourself, and I wanted to say hello, but
I was scared because I have no balls and I
didn't what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Can we readjust that? Can you take out the no
ball's part?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It kind of ruins everything because she wants she probably
wants to take someone.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I no.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I came out of the bathroom and she was sitting
there eating a salad buffalo chicken salad or whatever they were,
your chicken salad by herself, and I was like, damn,
she's really cute, and like I caught her eye as
I was walking around the corner from the bathroom and
I smiled, and I didn't look long enough to see
if she smiled back because I was scared. So then
I just sat back down with my daughter and I
I was gonna tell my server, because I know the server.
(01:48):
I'm like, listen, I'm not going to say anything to
her because I'm scared. But here's my credit card, just
run it. I want to pay for her. After I left,
I was like, damn it, why didn't I do that?
And you know, I just I don't know. It was
it was a missed opportunity and I feel like she
was put there for a reason and I screwed it
up again.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't think I think she'll go back. I have
to eat there every day.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I go there a lot, and I've never seen her
eating there by herself. I mean, look, she could have
been married. I didn't look at her hand.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And may come back every day now just to see you.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Oh, maybe go back today, just see what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe she saw that you were with your daughter.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, and maybe she's like hmm, I know, but a
lot of people like single dads too, So yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I just I was very annoyed with myself and I
was tossing and turning all night, like, what an idiot?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Why don't I here you go? You're obsessing over someone again?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
He overthinks the crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Can we also back up? Can you give him a
pep talk on this con the confidence thing? We've been
trying to help him.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I kind of at this point, I fear he may
be unhelpable because we've tried so many times. We keep
telling him to stop saying, he has no balls, and
he's scared, and he's a whimp and a whisty and
like all these things. Nobody likes that, nobody wants to
hear that, and you're not those things.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you really think do you really think you are
those things. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I I sometimes I do, but I go back to
the that other girl that I direct messaged, and I
would never do that in my life, but I did it,
and it worked. It worked for a second until you.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Started getting all on a whim.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Believe is constantly telling the kids, don't even put that
into the universe. Don't say those things out loud, because
then those things become reality and you get them in
your head and you put that out in the universe,
and that's what the universe gives back. Don't do it.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
But then you know what, He's British. She's gonna throw
barbecue chicken at me and my kids there, and you.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Know what, You've already You've already totally ruined everything. Move
on to go to another a chain restaurant I usually do.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Why don't you start with the waitress and see if
the waitress knows her?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh yeah, maybe she's a regular.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I can do that, but I'm saying where I'm very regular,
and I've never seen her there before.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Were about to say, gandhi, what I was gonna say?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Just an example of him overthinking things. Do you know
what this man texted me this morning. What he walked
by and he poked me in the side and I
sort of like sat up and I made the little
heart symbol at him and he didn't do it back.
So I started like sort of rolled my eyes. At
the same time he poked Sam. He text me, are
you upset that I poked Sam after I poked you?
Because it negated the poke that.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I gave you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I said, Scotty, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're a tragedy. You know what You'm this is tragedy.
This is what else?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I texted Gandha yesterday. I was I was at Lululemon
yesterday and so I was standing at the counter and
there was a girl in front of me that was
at the register and she was cute, really cute. And
so the woman at the regis says, yes, can I
have your phone number for you know, whatever rewards or
whatever it is. So I'm listening, and I remembered her
phone number.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
God is craepy memori card, He said, to be creepy
if I texted her.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Capital letters not.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No, I don't think I never would have done that,
but you know there's people that do that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I gary to you there's people out here for you're
one of them. You remembered her number? I did.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
He also remembered her first and last name, and contemplated
sliding into the DMS. And I said, okay, if you
do that, do not say you were behind her in line?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Did you find her?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I didn't. I couldn't find her.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I know. But how do you say anything in DMS
If you don't tell them how you've seen them?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
People like you just Hey, your you don't know me?
This is attractive.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
One of my friends recently, and she she was at
a bar giving her phone number to a guy, and
a third dude at the bar heard her number and
then slid into her DMS, saying, hey, couldn't help, but
notice how to shoot my shot?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And she's like blocked, that is, but he tried. He did.
He shot his shot. Yeah, shot down. But let's say
you did.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Say, Hey, excuse me, miss, I see you dining alone
from across the room. From across the room, I'm staring
at you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Would you want to go out sometime? I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
And she says no, would you at least be comfortable
with the fact that you tried? Yes, but I would
have to leave immediately. With your daughter. Yes, with my.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Credit card, with your daughter. Let her pay you wait
in the car.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It's so when Scotty sent me that text message, Brandon
is in town. So I read it to Brandon and
We'rennon goes, that is not real. Scotty's not a real humans.
This isn't actually happening. I had to show him the
text message. He goes, Oh my God, tell him not
to do that. I said, I already did.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Don't worry, See Scotty, Scott is not Scotty.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know nothing about life. You're correct, study I know it.
You know it's not easy.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
But you know what, what if.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Put yourself in your daughter's shoes, your daughter's dating, some
guy does that to your daughter exactly how you feel.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm just I'm just cringing at her dating.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I just think this the single sexiest successory anybody has
his confidence and you got to work on it because
you're a great guy, Scottie. You have so much going
for you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Trying to build it. I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't think you are.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Give it a few years and then you know your
daughter y, Yeah, you know, I'll tell you why your.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Daughter doesn't have that much time a cholesterol is so
high gets you to some of her friends.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
In a few years, I'm telling you this is how
it's gonna go serious.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Scar Nuts, scary old.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
He'll be when his daughter is twenty three. He's a zaddy.
He'll always be zaddy. Oh my god, I got one.
We're talking about twenty three. Let's end early. I need
a shower. I need a shower where I go. This
is just it's just so creepy. Oh God, goodbye, I laughed.
That was s curious. The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning show, the fifty Minute Morning Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Here we go, we got room, we got Scotty bee
over in the Serial Killers podcast. Boom, We've got Gandhi. Hell,
we've got that crumb bum, Scarry Joe, You're.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A crumb bum.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And there's Garrett, and there's Danielle straight Night, and I'm
your hostess with the mostess.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Let's go. Where do you want to start?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, I wanted to bring something up, and Scotty, you're
okay if we talk about this?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh yeah, some big deal.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So we had what he had an incident yesterday, which
I think they would call a missed connection on Craigslist.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Do you remember the miss connections?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I saw you on the train. You were hot.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I wanted to get your number, but I got off
the train and you weren't there.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So, Scotty, if you did the audio version of your misconnection, yeah,
what would it sound like right now?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Hey, blonde woman at California Pizza Kitchen in Huntington last night.
I know we looked at each other and you were
eating by yourself, and I wanted to say hello, but
I was scared because I have no balls and I
didn't what's up?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Can we readjust that? Can you take out the no
ball's part?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It kind of ruins everything because she wants she probably
wants to take someone.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I no.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I came out of the bathroom and she was sitting
there eating a salad buffalo chicken salad or whatever they were,
your chicken salad by herself, and I was like, damn,
she's really cute, and like I caught her eye as
I was walking around the corner from the bathroom and
I smiled, and I didn't look long enough to see
if she smiled back because I was scared. So then
I just sat back down with my daughter and I
I was gonna tell my server, because I know the server.
(01:48):
I'm like, listen, I'm not going to say anything to
her because I'm scared. But here's my credit card, just
run it. I want to pay for her. After I left,
I was like, damn it, why didn't I do that?
And you know, I just I don't know. It was
it was a missed opportunity and I feel like she
was put there for a reason and I screwed it
up again.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't think I think she'll go back. I have
to eat there every day.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I go there a lot, and I've never seen her
eating there by herself. I mean, look, she could have
been married. I didn't look at her hand.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And may come back every day now just to see you.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Oh, maybe go back today, just see what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe she saw that you were with your daughter.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, and maybe she's like hmm, I know, but a
lot of people like single dads too, So yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I just I was very annoyed with myself and I
was tossing and turning all night, like, what an idiot?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Why don't I here you go? You're obsessing over someone again?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
He overthinks the crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Can we also back up? Can you give him a
pep talk on this con the confidence thing? We've been
trying to help him.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I kind of at this point, I fear he may
be unhelpable because we've tried so many times. We keep
telling him to stop saying, he has no balls, and
he's scared, and he's a whimp and a whisty and
like all these things. Nobody likes that, nobody wants to
hear that, and you're not those things.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you really think do you really think you are
those things. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I I sometimes I do, but I go back to
the that other girl that I direct messaged, and I
would never do that in my life, but I did it,
and it worked. It worked for a second until you.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Started getting all on a whim.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Believe is constantly telling the kids, don't even put that
into the universe. Don't say those things out loud, because
then those things become reality and you get them in
your head and you put that out in the universe,
and that's what the universe gives back. Don't do it.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
But then you know what, He's British. She's gonna throw
barbecue chicken at me and my kids there, and you.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Know what, You've already You've already totally ruined everything. Move
on to go to another a chain restaurant I usually do.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Why don't you start with the waitress and see if
the waitress knows her?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh yeah, maybe she's a regular.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I can do that, but I'm saying where I'm very regular,
and I've never seen her there before.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Were about to say, gandhi, what I was gonna say?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Just an example of him overthinking things. Do you know
what this man texted me this morning. What he walked
by and he poked me in the side and I
sort of like sat up and I made the little
heart symbol at him and he didn't do it back.
So I started like sort of rolled my eyes. At
the same time he poked Sam. He text me, are
you upset that I poked Sam after I poked you?
Because it negated the poke that.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I gave you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I said, Scotty, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're a tragedy. You know what You'm this is tragedy.
This is what else?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I texted Gandha yesterday. I was I was at Lululemon
yesterday and so I was standing at the counter and
there was a girl in front of me that was
at the register and she was cute, really cute. And
so the woman at the regis says, yes, can I
have your phone number for you know, whatever rewards or
whatever it is. So I'm listening, and I remembered her
phone number.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
God is craepy memori card, He said, to be creepy
if I texted her.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Capital letters not.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No, I don't think I never would have done that,
but you know there's people that do that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I gary to you there's people out here for you're
one of them. You remembered her number? I did.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
He also remembered her first and last name, and contemplated
sliding into the DMS. And I said, okay, if you
do that, do not say you were behind her in line?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Did you find her?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I didn't. I couldn't find her.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I know. But how do you say anything in DMS
If you don't tell them how you've seen them?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
People like you just Hey, your you don't know me?
This is attractive.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
One of my friends recently, and she she was at
a bar giving her phone number to a guy, and
a third dude at the bar heard her number and
then slid into her DMS, saying, hey, couldn't help, but
notice how to shoot my shot?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And she's like blocked, that is, but he tried. He did.
He shot his shot. Yeah, shot down. But let's say
you did.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Say, Hey, excuse me, miss, I see you dining alone
from across the room. From across the room, I'm staring
at you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Would you want to go out sometime? I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
And she says no, would you at least be comfortable
with the fact that you tried? Yes, but I would
have to leave immediately. With your daughter. Yes, with my.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Credit card, with your daughter. Let her pay you wait
in the car.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It's so when Scotty sent me that text message, Brandon
is in town. So I read it to Brandon and
We'rennon goes, that is not real. Scotty's not a real humans.
This isn't actually happening. I had to show him the
text message. He goes, Oh my God, tell him not
to do that. I said, I already did.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Don't worry, See Scotty, Scott is not Scotty.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know nothing about life. You're correct, study I know it.
You know it's not easy.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
But you know what, what if.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Put yourself in your daughter's shoes, your daughter's dating, some
guy does that to your daughter exactly how you feel.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm just I'm just cringing at her dating.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I just think this the single sexiest successory anybody has
his confidence and you got to work on it because
you're a great guy, Scottie. You have so much going
for you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Trying to build it. I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't think you are.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Give it a few years and then you know your
daughter y, Yeah, you know, I'll tell you why your.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Daughter doesn't have that much time a cholesterol is so
high gets you to some of her friends.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
In a few years, I'm telling you this is how
it's gonna go serious.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Scar Nuts, scary old.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
He'll be when his daughter is twenty three. He's a zaddy.
He'll always be zaddy. Oh my god, I got one.
We're talking about twenty three. Let's end early. I need
a shower. I need a shower where I go. This
is just it's just so creepy. Oh God, goodbye, I laughed.
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