Best Bits: Morgan’s 27 Dresses Year & Scuba Steve’s Year of Growth

Happy Weekend! Morgan and Scuba Steve talk about their personal beige flags and something they’d want a lifetime supply of. They opened up about what their 2024 year is looking like and the craziest lie they’ve ever been told. Plus, Scuba Steve shares his thoughts on the pallet fiasco.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan. Part one,
I hang a thing with a member of the show.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, come on, come on, Scooba. Steve is joining me
this weekend. How are you, Scooba?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Come on, step right up. Extra.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I felt really appropriated, Brother.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Bonama Reli sarcus over here. We have the gazelle and the.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Zebra, and it felt very appropriate with you being on
this weekend. I don't know why, but it did.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I felt it, so roll with it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
All right, Well, welcome to part one everybody. Just to
break down the bits you're gonna catch on part two
if you go catch up on the show this week,
we have an honorable mention. We had a lot of
guests in the studio this week. For King and Country
was on, and if you want to watch their interview,
you can go to our YouTube page at Bobby Bone Show.
But the bits you'll actually hear on part two, we've
got rejected segments. Listener Kurt has an autographed cut that

(00:54):
he wants to give Bobby, but Bobby has to play
game to get it, which was fun because Bobby doesn't
get to play games a lot. Col Swindell came in studio.
Was that a comment over there Scuba.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
The gallery along like it was like dude and the
freaking game like it just kept going and really.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wanted to play.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I get it, but game show, I know, but like
it was way too long. That's just me being my
honest opinion on it, all.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Right, thank you fine, appreciate the Peanut Gallery show Colts.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Podcasts only not on air, but it went on air.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Behind the scenes early on.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It was too God dang, we'll need.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Your honest opinion in a second. Not quite yet, just
because Cole got interrupted. Coleswindell was in our studios. We
talked about his proposal. We had everybody shared the last
time they were starstruck. Chase Matthew stopped him for the
very first time, and he's going to fix somebody on
the show's car, which will be super interesting. Lunchbox really

(01:49):
wants the show to do staggered bathroom breaks from now on,
which you're going to have a hot, hot opinion on
because I know Amy and I did.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
He's a twelve years old, he.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Was literally a toddler. And then Eddie received a million
dollar secret. Yep, so crazy stuff happened on the show
this week. If you want to catch up but speaking
of your opinion Scuba see weir, this is like the
one thing and then I have just a bunch of
random stuff. Okay, but Zach from Canada, this didn't make
our listener Q and A because we had lots to

(02:18):
talk about over there. But he wants to hear your
thoughts on the Pala fiasco and all of that for
what you can't share what you feel like sharing, or
maybe you want.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
To plead the fifth my thoughts on like on like
it in general, or where it's at now or where
it's going.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
To go all of it.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You know, well, I think you saw or heard kind
of like what our struggles may be with Lunchbox when
it comes to doing something, because he'll come up with
an idea or we'll come up with an idea or
however it comes into this inception and then as he's like.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
All right, well did my part. Now everyone else has
got to do the whole rest of it, and I'll
just walk away. And then when done thing happens, I'll
go what I didn't know? So that's my whole theory
on a lot of that. It's just kind of like
he'll like drop the bomb, and.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's a pretty that's a big bomb that's pretty fun
to play with, and then he just removes himself, and
then when nothing happens, he's like, why isn't anyone doing anything,
and so you're just kind of like, oh, Like, even
when it came to even get the pallette in the
first place, it was like a two week fiasco of
even just getting him to come and get the palette,
which then we had to use my truck to go

(03:24):
get it, and I had to go out there and
drive it, and then my truck got damaged in the
process of going to go pick it up.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
So it's like, did you ever get that fixed?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
By the way, No, okay, I end up having a
fixed Yeah, oh yeah. There's definitely a major mark in
the front of my truck that one I can't get off.
It's like it's just it's scraped there. But the back
thing I did fix myself. He we had broken. I'll
say we because I was also involved. I'll put the
blame on me as an adult. I was by letting
him even do it in the first place. But he
broke like one of the back hatches of my truck

(03:53):
that covers the bed of a truck, and I had
to go through there with a ranch and kind of
tighten it back up and fix it. Easy fix. But
still it was broken on the account of him.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So we've got more than just business frustrations. We also
have some persons.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
And then it took over space at work because then
Bobby wanted me to clear out this one office we
have over here, which was kind of like a storage closet,
and he wanted to use it to record some stuff
out of it. And I was like, hey, man, of course,
totally makes sense. It's an open office. What I can
do actually is slide all that over into another office
because we have a lot of open space here and
the one spot that I could put it in that
was available. He then put all the palette stuff in it. Yeah,

(04:30):
And I was like, oh, so now I can't And
then Bobby's like, hey, is that room clean up? Yeah?
I want to start looking at building something there. I
was like, Uh, it ain't gonna happen anytime soon until
he gets the palette stuff out of that one office.
So then it became this whole six month thing of
how are we going to get rid of the palette stuff?
And he went in lunchbox. He wanted to do things
that were a little slimy, and so I'm like, I
don't really want to put the listeners through that. I

(04:52):
think it's kind of a bad look on the show.
And he had no charity angle. So I don't mind
selling things to listeners if there's like a good reason
for it. Hey, the money you sell is going to
go towards our Saint Jude total at the end of
the year or so. I don't know if there's some
sort of positive spin to it. But he's like, I
just want to sell it and then we get all
the money back. It's like no, And then we reached
a point where it's like the money we put into

(05:13):
the palette basically paid for this long standing bit, and
so then I was at the point of acceptance of like,
let's just throw it all this way because it is
just crap. It's all crap.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
That room reminds me of like what my Amazon packages
would look like if I didn't return things. Yes, impulse buys.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Impulse buy hoarder who bought crap and can't remember what
they bought because they have bought so much crap and
now their house is full of crap and now it's
full of cat crap because they got caps walking over
the place and rat poop, Like that's.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
What bring cats and rats into this.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Because usually when you go to those you watch those
hoarder shows, there's always a woman who's got seventy five
cats and they crap all over the place, and they've
got rats all over the place, and they've crapped everywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, you know, I like to think if they have animals,
their heart was in the right place at one point,
at one point, got a little over well made.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, then it becomes dangerous for the animals. Now you're
at a point where you're like, so it's dangerous for everyone,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, poor cats and the rats contract into that.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I know, Well it's not their fault, it's their owner's fault.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
But yeah, so is the stuff still in the room when.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I walked I haven't seen it. I haven't gone in
that direction in a week on purpose, got it. But
the last time I was over there, it was all
still in that room.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So when is the moment because I think we've passed
our deadline that everything's just going to get thrown away.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yea, the deadline was a twenty second.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Are we ignoring it? At this point, well, I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Anyone wants to talk about it anymore because it got
so awkward. Yeah, even asked Bobby. I was like, hey,
do you want to Like he's like, now we're all
done with this night. I kind of agree with him, like,
no one wants to hear about this anymore. I think
even the listeners are absolutely over it.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah. Yeah, well that's why I was asking, like, now,
what's going to happen? Because you need the room?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah? Are you over it?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
How do you feel about the palette? Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I've been over it since. He started to try and
ask me to be involved, and I was like, I
didn't even buy into this business proposal, Like, yeah, I'm
willing to help you because I have to because you're
not going to have access to our social media pages. No,
that would be a mess. No, I'm willing to help
you there. But then it kept going further and further,
and I was like, I don't even have an investment
in this. This isn't worth my time.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, yeah, and I have an investment in I'm just
really I'm ready to throw it away.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I got my eighty dollars worth from show bits, and
I think we're good to go. We call today, we
move on, and if someone wants to go to our
back alley, we throw it out back there and grab stuff,
have at it.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I like it. Well, so that's your guys update for now.
It's still currently sitting in the room. Yes, yeah, and
maybe one day it just disappears exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, all right, Well, what's something we're gonna we're changing
gears here. I just I wanted to respect Zach's question,
you really wanted to Canada? What is something you would
like a lifetime supply of? And the reason I'm bringing
this up is because I'm like, I'm a creature of habit.
Once I start to love something, I know this comes
from my mother. She does this often, like when she
falls in love with something, she gets it in like

(07:50):
multiple colors, or if she likes a version, it's multiple flavors.
Like she gets onto something and then she's obsessed with it.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, one that what's one thing that your mom either
as a kid or now, they're like, like, she has
a lot of it.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well, this, this is a funny one. She really fell
in love with crumbles sugar cookie. Oh yeah, and she
would buy like a dozen but she'd freeze them so
she'd always have them. And I'm like, for real, it
would be this constant thing and that was what she'd
always eat.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
But it's her happiness and her prior her mom joy
in the day. She's like, oh my crumble cookie.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yes, but it was specific. It was a specific one.
You know. It wasn't like, Okay, I'll just get crumble once.
It was a specific cookie, and she'd get a dozen
of them and they'd always be there. There's alway be
some in the fridge. And that was her thing for
a while.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Then I have crumble where she's at.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, they do. Oh, so she just it was just
on the other side of town because we lived on
West and for a long time there wasn't an east
there wasn't one on the west. It was just the
east side.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
So she would have to go like twenty five thirty
minutes to go get it.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, this is not far far. I'm thinking she had
to go to Nashville to get it or something.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, no, no, no, okay. It was just her thing. So
like this is where this was born out of and
because of her, I have this kind of similar habit,
not quite to that extent it. Yeah, but like I
found these like gluten free sea salt crackers from a
brand new Milton, so that I oh my gosh, I love.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Like gluten free sea salt crackers.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Okay, and they're so good because finding a gluten free
like good crackers hard. Yeah, And so when I find
I'm like, you should see me at the store getting them.
I'm buying like ten backs.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Milton is the brand, like Milton Hershey, No, like Milton's.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's a different It's like a cracker company, maybe Tracy.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
But I recognized it. Oh, I recognize this packaging. I
don't think I've ever had it, but I definitely recognize
seeing this in the store.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Well, really good gluten free crash.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Wait, I have had this, because I believe it or not.
I love the crispy sea salt ones.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
These ones right here, those are Yeah, they have teal
and white packaging.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm a weirdo. I love crackers. Like as a kid,
I used to love going to a restaurant because a
lot of times they would have crackers in like a thing,
like I think I think before they would even give
out bread. Maybe bread was more of like this. The
fancier restaurants, oh you get bread in a basket, and
the cheaper, crappy ones that went to as a kid
would always have crackers there, but it was mostly meant
for like if you got a salad or a soup
or whatever, but they were there, and I would eat

(10:00):
the crackers as my appetizer as a kid. And I
used to love the ones that were like rectangle shaped
club crackers. Club crackers, Yeah, so good.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Those are good with the salad.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Dude, those are just good by themselves, that's true. And
I loved it because whenever you would get it, they
would be in a package and there'd be like two
or three of them in there, and one in the middle.
One of them would have like a brown edge on it,
and that was always the best cracker. So I love
me some just playing even cars crackers.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
We've had a similar experience, because I'm feeling you right now,
like I had the same experience with crackers.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, yeah, that was that was our bread at the
table was crackers. So yeah, so you like them, I
think whatever.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm a big like cheese and crackers, Like I've always
I always eat shredded cheese out of the bag. That
was like my thing. And then as I started get older,
I added crackers to that, and now I eat like
straight up. It's just it's gotten bougier as I've gotten older,
you know, started with like well, like it started with
me just eating craft shredded cheese out of the back,
sitting on the couch, and now it's morphed into really

(10:54):
good crackers and like fancy cheese from Trader Jos.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, we did. We do that on the weekend whenever
my wife's like, we'll just get us I play going
and she'll pull out this like huge wooden board and
we'll have like the cars crackers, the other crackers. We'll
cut out some cheese like parmesan or whatever cheese we got, grapes, strawberries, bananas,
apple slices.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
See, like snack boards are like the ultimate. Yeah, yeah,
And I think people always look past them because it
can be an appetizer, but like they can be a
whole meal.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
To me, I could just sit there sometimes. You would
just sit there, all five of us and just chowing down.
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yes, Okay, So what's your lifetime supply, because that's mine,
is these like sea salt milk crackers.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I guess I got a couple. I like a lifetime
supply of shoes, like like Nike Rebok like basketball type shoes. Like. Okay,
if you could only choose one brand, though one brand,
then I would have to go with Nike because it
would also encompass Jordan. So I'll do Nike because then
I can do like Penny, I can do Jordan, which
is the only two really like a Nike. And then

(11:51):
I'll like some special ones that will come out of
once in a while, like some air Maxes or whatever.
So I'll do Nike and I'll do weed sativa strain only, please.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Got it? Okay? I was gonna say you might get
a little bit more specific than that, but okay, Yeah, if.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I had to pick a particular strain, there this one
called Juicy Fruit that I haven't seen a long time.
They used to sell in San Francisco Circle.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Twenty ten, like the Bubblegum.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Dude. It was unbelievable. I've only seen it. This place
called the Green Door that got shut down because it
was near a park, within like a mile of a park,
but it was a drug park. But it was a loop.
But it was a loophole for the government to shut
down these. So back in twenty ten, it was only
medical in San Francisco in California. It wasn't recreationally yet anywhere,
and so they still had these They were still given

(12:33):
the business a really hard time. They would have these rules,
like if it was in a certain amount of places
of a school, yet none of them were, you couldn't
build it there. But then they made some laws while
buildings were already or business were already in place. One
of them was if it was near a park. And
this one spot that I went to Green Door was
near a park, but it was a park in the tenderline,
which is like a supersedy area, and it was a

(12:54):
park that no child has been to since probably nineteen
eighty four. CD like sketch.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
How do you spell that like CD?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I think maybe se d Y. I don't know. I've
never spelled it.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I've never heard anybody say that. That's why I'm so curious.
I heard it like say like sketch, but I haven't
heard somebody say CD.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
A CD part of town, like a seat, like a
really like sketch area of town like CD. That's the C.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
What does it stand for?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's like a sketch? Weird unsafe place CD, not like
compact disc but like like a seed like CD. I
don't know what the origin is.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
No, it's okay, you don't have to look.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I was just curious. It was just something I picked
up living in San Francisco. Yeah, but you it's a
CD part of town, and I picked up their context clues.
I was, oh, oh, yeah, there's a CD part of town.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Iause, I was like, I never before.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah yeah, And so it was a park that Mason
people were passed out on drugs and shooting up on heroin,
but it was a park technically, and the store would
have to close down, and I remember being like, oh
my god, they're closing down. And they never reopened because
they lost a bunch of money on a raid. It
was just it was awful what they did to them.
But then like two years later everything became legal, so
it was such a bunch of they never reopened back up.
I never found their location because there's another spot that

(13:59):
used to to and they hate Aspray District called Vapor Room,
and they got closed down too, and they just went
away for a couple of years, and then they came
back and they resurfaced in a different location somewhere else
in San Francisco, but the Green Door was the only
spot that had this juicy fruit strain, and I would
go there every Friday to pick up some after work,
getting ready for the weekend. Just treat myself.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
And it is juicy fruit.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Juicy fruit. I had a medical card. I was following
the rules. I lived in California, lived in San Francisco.
I was in Alice in Wonderland's rabbit hole. I'm gonna
have some fun, so judge me all you want. I
enjoyed life.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
You were just having juicy fruit.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Which Spotay?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
How were the space gummies I gave you for Christmas?
Our Christmas gift ship?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh they're gone? So they were fun?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Okay, okay, went to space.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yes. But anyway, so if anyone out there knows where
juicy fruit is, it's a sativa strain. It has a
really nice fruit smell and flavor, and it's just punging
with the right smells. It is delicious.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
And for all the kids out there, he's talking about
juicy fruit gum, which is also hard to find. So
let us know if you know where that is.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
The gas station in a while I know, so moving
forward from.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That level, it's okay to educate you kids a little bit.
I feel like we live in a time.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Where yeah, no, but I just I don't know. I
don't know if they're super.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Young, it's true, well they should probably like.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Four years old. I don't know if there yet listening.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
To show four years old?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
But yeah, well you know, sometimes they just like a little.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Podcast version is a little bit different from the on
air version. I feel like sometimes but again going to
the question answer and we either get to or we
get to never judge a parent on what they do.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
This is true that haven't wait that was in the
Q and A. Yeah, you're hurting my brink because we
went backwards this week. We did it backwards instead of
like in the order. Yes, yeah, so that's why I
was like, when did that happen?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
We want to post though, but I just know how
we did it.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know how
we Yeah that's too much inside base. Oh yeah, but
I love your love, your lifetime supplies.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I love you. Crackers is amazing, thank you, And I
tried it. I know those are you haven't have I
recognized the packaging immediately and I'm like, yes, like.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Best gold combo with them is the unexpected cheddar from
Trader Joe's.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Like cheese spread Okay, I never had it.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Amazing and you eat a little red seeds grape with it,
you got a little bougie peb and j okay you will.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I am anti Traders Joe Trader Joe's because the parking
lots are always the size of like a shoe box. Okay, yeah,
but like you and anytime I've been at Trader Joe's,
it is the most especially the ones that I was
exposed to in LA. The parking lots were the size
of a three hundred square foot apartment and you could
never find parking and it was a pain the ass.
So I completely avoid Traders because the inconvenience of it.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Well, the one over in West Nashville is not like that.
You have plenty of places to park, and if you
go during the day or during like a weekday, you're
totally fine. If you go on a weekend, yeah you're
gonna be miserable, okay for sure, but you should give
it another shot because they have really good things. Okay,
throwing that out there, my I want to talk about
beige flags. Do you know what that means?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Beige?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Now you know what red flags are? It has like
a red flag. Well, beige flag was a trend on
social media of like something that's kind of a quirk
of yours. It's not a bad thing, and it's not
necessarily a good thing either, but it's just kind of
a thing that you have. And I have a beige flag,
And maybe I'll help you think of a bage flag
you have that could be funny. Okay, So I I

(17:19):
have this thing. My beage flag is that I can't
watch TV shows or movies if they make me too uncomfortable.
Like I could be an hour and a half into
a movie, stop it.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yep, you won't even get to the end.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
No, because if I get too uncomfy, and I'm like,
whether it's like making me have the heat TV's or
like I can't watch because it's so glory, or because
like it's so painfully awkward that I can't like sit
through it. I just stop it and I don't ever
come back to it, and I pretend I saw the
whole thing, and I kind of make.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
A oh it's amazing in the end, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes, And the reason I know that I do this
is because I was with a man in uniform. We
were watching a movie that I had actually picked because
I thought looked really good. It was called Land of
Bad on Amazon Prime. Good movie.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I haven't seen it now.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
It has Liam hymns Worth in it, but it's very gory,
and I don't typically watch gory movies, Okay, but I
wanted to watch this one and I would have normally
turned it off, but he was watching, so you know,
I just sat there with like I a little kid
like watching through my eyes.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Really, he wouldn't even just like stomach it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I was trying. That's how I was stomaching it through
my eye, through my my handholes, you know. So that
is my big flag is if something makes me too uncomfortable,
I just I like poss runaway.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
It's not a great quality trait I have, but it
is what it is because.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
You miss out on a lot of things that you know,
even don't know the inning to a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, there was another one that maybe do this, but
I did end up finishing it. It was Ricky Sinicky
with Zac Efron and uh who John Cena on Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I haven't seen it. I know about it yet.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, it's like a comedy. Yeah, but there were such
awkward moments that I had to keep pause awkward. I
knew what was coming. I'm like plause.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
And then how did you get through the season one
of Office? Did you watch that?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I did watch Office, but I don't know why. I
don't know if the humor was just so dry that
it was okay even.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Like the Scott's taughts where he promises in college scholarships.
Did you see that episode?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I think I blocked that out of my memory, which
I do do that Office that one.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Got really awkward, and I loved it. I love awkward.
I love being I love the feeling of I love
the feeling you get a feeling awkward. I think it's
the coolest feeling in the world.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
For real. It makes my stomach turn sot me too.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
But it's a feeling that you don't get very often.
It's when it happens. I just I love it. I
love awkward, and then I love knowing that somebody else.
The best thing in the world is knowing that someone
else is feeling awkward, and then you just play into
it even more. That's so much fun for me.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's that's how Blundhoks makes me feel. Anytime we're in
public together and I'm like, I don't want to hang
out with you anymore.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, I think something. I'm the oldest of my family
and so I always mess around my younger siblings. There's
nothing better than making somebody feel awkward and then playing
it into it even more.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, well, I just got vulnerable, and you cannot use
this against me. You do this to me in person,
I will come after you. It is not allowed to
be used against me.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Okay, Okay, promise I'll see e Scuba.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I just got vulnerable on a podcast. I didn't know
that this is gonna be used in any way, shape
or ford.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well, here's the thing, and my wife can attest to this.
I can't. I will promise, but I can't guarantee that
I will remember, because there may I will promise for
a while, and then after a certain bit of a
certain period of time. This could even be my beige.
I have another one though. After a certain period of time,
my brain then takes in so much information and something
has just happened to go missing, and this one could

(20:34):
be one that goes missing in about four or five months.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Okay, that is fair, and I understand as long as
you don't do it intentionally, I'll be mad at you.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Or what happen is I'll come too, and I'll go, oh, shoot,
that's right, Morgan said, don't and then I'll feel bad.
But then I'm midway through it and I have to
commit and continue going on with whatever I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
No, in this scenario, you don't get to keep committing.
You have to you have to bail, because I will
have probably already bailed in like halfway to Texas Bunel. Okay, okay,
what's your flag?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
So mine would be that I'm an alien when it comes.
I feel like I'm an alien because whenever I go
anywhere for any sort of like outing at a restaurant,
I was like, how do I even get that? When
you go to a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I thought you were about to say I'm an alien,
and then I didn't know where that was.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, I feel like it because all I want is liquids,
Like I could survive off of liquids all day, every day.
So if we go somewhere like for breakfast, for example,
most people are getting ready to order their food. I
think I order more. I have more cups lined up
around me than I have food. So if we go
for breakfast, I'll have water, I'll have an orange juice.
I'll have a coffee, and with the coffee, I need
a milk because I like to use regular milk. With

(21:37):
the coffee, I don't like to use like the creamer
or whatever. And then so as we'll have a Coca
Cola Classic. So I'll have a whole lot of drinks.
I have a lot of fluids around me, and I'll
drink them all. I'll drink them all at different times
within the meal. And so I'm a liquid connoisseur.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
How are you getting all those different flavor profiles while
also eating? I just that can't taste it.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I go through and I know I want so before
the meal comes, I'm really big on the water, hydrating,
maybe a little bit of coke. And then as the
meal comes, then I'll start introducing the coffee and I'll
have that. And then as I get to the end
of the meal, I like to end it with orange juice.
It's kind of like my.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Dessert, okay, but orange juice has such a funky taste,
like I think of orangenges and twoesbases, especially because I
had to eat it oreo with it one time.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, never forget one time.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
It has such a weird taste, like does it not
create it weird?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
No, I think I gotten used to it because I'll
even have cereal with orange juice, Like I'll use milk,
but I'll have orange juice as might drink with the cereal.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
The milk isn't the drink.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
No, not at all a milk. It just happens to
make the cereal easier for me to chew. I guess.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
So you're very hydrated.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
It's extremely hydrated, almost the point.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Where maybe not all the best hydrations.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I drink a lot of water though, Okay, tons of
water throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Do you have two things sitting in front of you
right now?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You have a coffee and have a water, and then
I love My favorite thing the whole world is when
you're on road trips and you got a gas stations
in different regions of the world and seeing what kind
of drinks they have in their drink area. Yeah, sometimes
you'll find cool sodas you haven't seen in a while,
Like Surge was around for a minute again in the
early twenty tens where you.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Get like five of them when you go in.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh yeah, whatever, I find that it's unique, or I'll
try something like, oh that was really good. I'll have
to make a note when we come back. I want
to buy more of those.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Have you been to BUCkies? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, the place gives me too much anxiety.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Well, so have you seen the slushy wall?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Do you like to slush the slushy wall? Yeah? I
try to go to BUCkies when it's not that busy
because it's just it's just too much.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah. It kind of reminds a costco.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, it is a costco. It's just a little it's
a little ridiculous, it is.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
But it's also like I get it. Like when I
went first went in and I was like, the hype
is not worth this, and then when I left, it
was like, the hype is worth this.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, I mean it's cool, especially if you're on a
road trip. It's cool to get out for like thirty
minutes and stretch your legs and reset and whatever. So
I get the business out of it, But for my personality,
I avoid BUCkies like the plague.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well, the slushy wall now calls your name. Now that
I know this about you, I know.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
And then then I bring my kids in there and
they have the anxiety of a rest stop and one
of the kids going missing.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
And then actually I didn't even think about that terrifies me.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
So I want nothing new BUCkies. I want a small
little corner store or shell or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You want, a CD CD gas station.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
CD gas stations are the best. They have the best
sodas or random drinks.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yah, use that right?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
CD? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I love a CD spot.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, got it? Oh yeah, all right, Well, thanks for
being vulnerable. I will not use that against you. I
hope you respectfully do the same for me.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
You really can't use it, Yes, I don't really care.
I'm still gonna bring all my liquids.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I'll start taking them. They just go.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Missing against me, like gonna have five cups here? Now
it's only four.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You don't get any like they just keep going Missy.
All right, We're gonna take a quick break and we'll
be right back, all right, Scooba. I feel like this
is a weird year for me, and maybe you're having
a weird year of some kind too. But I have
five weddings, three of which I am in this year.
I know. I saw that, like I'm having my twenty

(24:49):
seven Dresses moment. Have you seen that movie?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
No, Okay, twenty seven Dresses with Catherine Heigel, and she's
literally a bridesmaid in so many weddings. She has a
closet full of bridesmaid dresses and she had she wasn't
the one who like fell in love or whatever, and
it's this whole storyline being a bridesmaid.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I've seen. That's a great movie.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Great movie.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
That's a great movie. It's a really good movie.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
That is what my twenty twenty four is.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
James Marsin's in it too. It's right, what a great movie.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
And that is my year. It's the twenty seven Dresses
of Morgan is happening, and I'm a little overwhelmed, but
I'm also really excited. It's just weird. It feels really
weird that like this is finally hitting for this time
of my life. Maybe it's very normal at age thirty
because this is when everybody gets started to get married.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, all your friends are doing it.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, and like you're really good friends. And it was
funny up until this year, none of my good friends
were like really up until last year, none of my
good friends were in like serious relationships enough to get married.
And then it all happened at once.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
You feel weird because you feel like, Okay, now there's
a pressure, like when's margin going to be next? Is
it one of those things?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, because that was already last in my call through me.
They literally all got married like the year after each other,
and then there's this huge gap now on the last one.
So I kind of got over that with that one.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Even like any pressure with a fan like Marian, when
are you gonna set down you give us grandkids? Like
any of that kind of crab.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
No, you know, my parents have never been that way,
especially because I mean they also know I'm a huge
animal lover, so there's always a real possibility that I
go rogue and like start a rescue instead of having babies.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah that's how you end up meeting your soulmate.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Then yeah, that's possible, but who knows. I mean, listen,
the man in uniform situation is moving really really well.
I have nothing but rave reviews.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
So I thought you pausitive to day about it pause.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Because I just wasn't ready to, okay, be like yeah,
because listen, they've they've been coming at me hard about it,
and I needed some some breathing time to like allow
myself to be in this and have fun.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Amy went hell hard, but they mean like her, she
was like straight up like projecting something. I don't know.
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, and like he's like genuinely scooba. I this this
man was created by a woman, literally but also figuratively
like well yeah, yes, sorry, the saying is he is
what's the same now, I can't think of it. It's
like maybe, hold on, hold on, I have to google
do a little ad live for me.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Okay, so let's talk about basketball. There is the playoffs
right now. I'm an Atlanta Magic fan and.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Is not looking thank you, thank you for the I'm sorry,
I'm not sure what was for you. Thank you appreciate it.
A little eastering from the big show. It's a man
written by a woman. It's what I was trying to
makes sense. Yeah, And it's basically a trend that like
refers to a man who is the pro Like the
character is very respectful, very introspective, very dreamy, like he's

(27:38):
just a really good human and he carries himself very well,
and so that's what man in uniform is. He is
a man that is written by a woman. Okay, so far,
Like genuinely, I half the time when things happen, I'm like, guy,
is this real? I don't know? And it is like
it's very real and it's consistent.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
So is his. And if I'm going too much and
I want to give way to it all, yeah, yeah.
So I say I have a similar experience, not saying
I want to put myself in that category, but I
think because I was raised by a single mother and
I saw that perspective, and by my grandmother and my
grandfather who loved and respective women a lot, and then
all my cousins were all girls that lived in Tampa

(28:17):
and my uncle had all girls, so he had a
different perspective. Does he have a very similar dynamic where
he was just surrounded or anyone who's written into that
have that as well, where their perspective on life is
because they're around so many women that they then get
to see what their life is like versus like if
you only had a dad and he had all brothers.
Nothing against it, but you're gonna be more like, oh, man,

(28:40):
like I could care less about football. I don't like football.
I don't mind it. But it's like it's not like
I'm like, oh, I can't wait for the NFL season
to come back, and they are football draft going. Nothing
wrong with that, but it's just not in me or
like man baseball season. It's America's past time. I don't
give a crap. I don't mind going. I don't mind
seeing it if it's on, like if I go to
a game, like we used to go Dodger games all

(29:01):
the time. Yeah, and we'd get there early the Dodger
had on right now exactly, We've go to Dodger games
and then we'd be there early and we'd be out
by third or fourth ning we'd leave because like let's
be traffic. And also we don't really care. That was fun.
We had enough fun and let's go. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah. He so he has he dad's very involved too,
like he has he's very close to this family. But
he as he would describe it as a very strong
willed mother and just very impactful mom on his life.
What is very successful and so him being intimidated by
strong women is not a thing because.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Because he's been exposed to his whole life, which is huge.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Very important for me, and I think I was looking
for Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
A lot of men have to learn that later in life,
where he was grown up with it and he was
in his DNA.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
And much like you were talking about, he's had it
surrounded not just by his mom, but from a lot
of other people in his life.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Too, which is helpful. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah. And just closeness to family, which I feel like
when you have some strong values connected to family, whatever
family looks like to you, whether it's traditional or untraditional,
I think that's a huge deal when it comes to
real relationships. It just has a big impact on it. Oh.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, it totally does. Yeah, that's cool. I'm happy for you.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah. So yeah, I'm still having my twenty seven dress
this moment, but things are going really well.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yes, And don't put any pressure on yourself. No, no ever,
not sing you would, but don't ever feel like, don't
ever let society or anyone else put you in a
space where you feel like, oh I have to not
to do anything.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
No. And you know, if people often ask me, they're like,
why do you share your dating life so much? And
like so so much? Why don't you keep it private?
And I think It's a great perspective to share because
this is what dating looks like. Yeah, there's ebbs and flows,
you go through breakups, you meet somebody new. This is
literally the show has experienced my entire twenties as a

(30:42):
woman who's been dating.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
And if I never gave that perspective, I don't feel
like I would have given a voice to those people,
because we really don't have that on this show, you
know what I mean. We have a lot of guys
and most of them have been married, and Bobby has
his own storyline where he got married later, but like
that storyline of like a woman genuinely going through the
ebbs and flows of dating, what that looks like? That
was there?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
And so I've just always shared, but I've always been
cautious and very I have my own timelines that I
share things. That's why I plued the fifth It's like,
just let me enjoy this for a little bit before
I like that, let you guys put me to the fire. Yeah,
but I think it's important to share that because it's
it's such a big part of people's lives and dating sucks,
it's also really awesome at the same time, it's both

(31:25):
yeah and dating.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
You've also kind of even because technology evolved so quickly,
you've probably seen so much in the transition of how
dating as you know, in the infant stages of online
to where it is now. I remember there's a moment
where my mom was going through all this stuff dating
because she was a single mother, and it was like,
you know, the websites that she'd be like back then
it was like, oh, you're going online dating when I
lose or oh my god, and then like the pictures

(31:48):
are never the same guy, like it's We always would
make fun of her, yeap, but she'd show us the guy.
I'm like, yeah, Mom, that's like him when he was
like eight, nineteen eighty six. He probably looks nothing like
that now, you know. And the guy and like she
would be, you know, a second or third day with
a guy and shed into the house whatever, and we're like,
that was none like the guy in the picture.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Mom, Like he's a dweb Yeah catfish hasn't come as
a term yet, probably.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
No at all. And you're like, dude, and you're like,
what we we can't find you guys on it on
the internet. It's dummy, should go find someone in real life.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
And now we like don't talk to each other.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, and that was just like, you know, fifteen twenty
years ago, that was completely different.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I've experienced so many different ways of which the dating
spectrum has been and existed. But yeah, yeah, so that's
kind of a reason why. It was just more of like,
I know other people are going through this. I know
what my conversations with my girlfriends my guy friends looked like,
and it was always about this. It was the chaos
that came with dating because it's such a big part
of our lives. Like you have your professional life and

(32:43):
you have your personal life, and your personal life ninety
nine percent of people it involves romantic love.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
What does that look like? Most of them? It's not pretty?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, oh yeah, so oh yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Why what is this year for you? We talked about
my twenty seven dresses man in Uniform, which was not intentional,
but again, yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
This year for me, yeah, I would say, And it's
happened a lot. So we're in a week of is
it Palin drones?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Palan drones? Hold, I don't want to say it right, Oh, okay,
do I need a filibuster for you? So?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Basically I can explain what it is. So like when
you you look at the word racecar, okay, racecar forward
and backwards is spelt the same way palindrome. Yes, so
we are in a week of palindromes where the date
it started on four to twenty April twentieth, and it
goes through through the twenty ninth, where the numbers repeat
themselves forward and backwards. So if you look at four
to twenty twenty four, you look at it backwards, it's

(33:35):
still for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
So we are in a streak of paling drums for
like nine or ten days, and there's only twenty nine
in the entire twenty first century, and nine or ten
of them happened in this month. So I feel like
over these last few days and then it will continue
palin drums get ye, it will continue to progress. But
this is especially a very I guess, prosperous and lucky

(34:00):
time of the year. And so for me, I think
this year is growth. Growth on a career side of things.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
We like it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yes, I think a lot of changes will come this year.
I'm not sure what point in the of the year,
but I know this is a year for a lot
of changes for me and.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
For my family, particularly professionally, or do you think also personally.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I mean it'll affect our personal lives, yes, but I
mean like professional, but it's not like we're going to
have a fourth child a thing, nothing like that.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I know.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
It's it's trickly all professional. That would then, of course
in Lou affect personal.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I love it. I love that for you.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, I love it too.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Drome? Am I saying that right now?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Pald Drum? If it's weird to say so? Am I
saying it right?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
What it makes me think of is you remember those
balls that are on like the little square wooden thing
and they click back and forth. That's what it reminds
me of. Yeah, but I know that's not what that's called.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
That movie called a palindrome because it's on either side
and the repeats watched this be the same thing. Let's
put put in here. What is it? What would you
have you describe that?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
All I know is it's typically like a box of balls,
balls that hit back and forth and hit back. And
I know that also probably sounds weird if you're just
not trying.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh yeah, fourth on each side. Let's see what the
Internet says. They call it Newton's Cradle, Newton's Cradle, Newton's cradle,
and make sure we're going to write thing. Yeah, these
things right here, Newton's cradle. Yes, because it's gravity, because
you're hit one side and it creates an opposite reaction
on the other side and then creates the reaction back to.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Those I think I would like to think that they're
both pound drum though.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, it sounds like you could probably call that. People
would know you're talking.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
About both do the same.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, i'd say year of change, year of growth.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Year of growth. You're of love and weddings for me,
these are interesting times we're getting in right now.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Oh yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well, we're gonna take a quick break and be right back. Alrighty,
listen up. I need a good Scuba Steeve story here,
because I know you're gonna have one tied to this.
So there's girls on Instagram and are sharing the craziest
lie a partner or a person they've ever dated has
ever told them, And I have a really strong one.

(36:08):
I didn't tell it was an experience I had, and
I bet you also have one because I know I'm
thinking about like the girl in the car and the
chicken nuggets. I'm pretty sure it was chicken nuggets that
you brought to her house. You caught her cheese the
chicken nuggets.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, it was Chick fil a nuggets.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, but you
can't use that one because you've shared that one. But
I bet you have another one. If I had to guess,
I'll let you think. I'll share mine. So mine involved Yeah,
my infamous X. Let's just put him that way. He

(36:45):
was it was becoming my birthday. It was the night
before my birthday and we had planned to spend the
night together and you know, celebrate my birthday. Well, it's
like getting into midnight when it's always been my thing
that I like to celebrate my birthday at midnight and
then like fall asleep. Just kind of something I've liked
to do.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
So you do it, so you do midnight. Whereas so
like if say your birthday was, it was like tell
you what whatever day, so you would do it midnight,
where it's essentially the next day is your birthday.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, like you get to ring it in right.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Then, gotcha, Like you're top of it.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, okay, not as much as I've gotten older, but
I really did that in my teens and early twenties, okay,
because I was going out and drinking. You go out
on Thursday and you'd celebrate at midnight.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Midnight and Fridays are technically your birthday.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, and that was the plan. Well, he like all
the sum was like I'm not feeling well, I have
to go home whatever. And I was like, okay, well
I'm super bommed, but what you know, what am I
going to do? I get a photo not even thirty
minutes later of him at the bar with his buddies,
and I.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Was like, what the photo?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Somebody I knew was also out.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh so someone saw him was like, hey, your man's
the bar.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
It was like hey, like I see him, And it
was innocent, like it was more of a like hey
where are you?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
You're probably at where are you? Okay? Yeah, like it's
your birthday tomorrow, like aren't supposed to be out?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
And I was like I was. And then not even
twenty minutes after that, I got a photo of him
with another girl. Because I'm like sitting at home and
I'm just like, what am I gonna do? Like show
up at the bar. And then you know what I did.
I showed up about the bar.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
It was then and you right, have a good time,
and if it means that.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Someone else's expense, Yeah, so I showed up, and you
know what he did. He ran out of the bar.
He ran like he he saw me. We may not
contact and he ran. This bar had like a dual area,
so you could go to like the other side and
like still get out. There's multiple exits. Yeah yeah, yeah,
and all his friends are still staying there, and all
of a sudden, I just see him dip out. I
mean he darted out, like darted out, took off the

(38:37):
other direction. And there's more to that story, but that's
where I'm gonna leave it.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Wow, did you confront the girl? I mean, like, hey, guys,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I did go up to his friends and they're like, oh, hi,
like you okay, And I'm like, you guys all suck.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, you guys will suck because you know that we
were dating, and none of you had the balls be
like to say anything. You all went along with it.
That means all those people are terrible.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah. Yeah, And he was a bad dude, so like
he had he had a lot of he had a
lot of issues, but it was a very lie that,
like I had never done that before. I'd never shown
up somewhere and been like intentionally know what I was doing,
you know what I mean, Like where I'm like, I
know what I'm about to walk into and I'm not
happy about it.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
So there's always a thing. It's always when somebody looks crazy,
there's always a reason. Yeah, and it is never them.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh yeah, somebody else did it.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
That kind of crazy. Yeah. Yeah, so that was that
was a really bad one. That's a crazy lie that
I like caught red handed.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeamn.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Okay, so yeah, he's a bad one. That's why I
ended there.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
But was it the end of the relationship or you
guys stayed on for a little bit even more.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh yeah, that was. This is a bad one. I
mean he had that man had a way with words
and a way with charm to get out of things, okay,
and convince me that I was crazy, wow, you know
what I mean. And it was very early in my twenties,
so I was still learning about relationships and I never
experienced that type of person before, so I didn't I

(40:09):
just you also know me as a person I assume
everybody's good, and I assume that nobody would want to
hurt other people. And that's just not something I can
understand very well.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
The benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
And you're like, okay, yeah, and he got lots of
benefit of the doubts.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Oh it sounds geez. Oh my goodness, that was a
rough one. That's awful and on your birthday.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, that was where the rockiness did start though, like that.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Was the beginning of it of it kind of give
you the signs of like I probably should not be
here anymore.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, but definitely toxic. I mean both sides,
like I'll owe my stuff, I should have just straight
up left.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you live.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
And you learn, so yeah, crazy lie, yeah you got
anything comes to mind.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
So my ex wife, we had a lot of lies
I told, but there's a lot of them that I
didn't tell, I don't think. And one of them was
also similar to that too, where we were out somewhere.
I think we both had just we had just gotten
couples of massages and I was with the Oh my god,
I remember because my friend David, who moved to Nashville
recently he's living with me for the next month. While
I gets Hey, David, yeah, well I gets his fee
the god I believe he was there, and I remember

(41:10):
because it was like we were we went to get
a couple's massage and they're like, hey, afterwards, we're gonna
go to this bar over near Giant Stadium at and
T Park in San Francisco. And then we're sitting there,
and then so we're hanging out, we're talking. David's there,
I'm there, She's there, and I feel like one of
her friends are there. Anyways, it doesn't really matter. But
we're sitting there at the bar and she goes, oh,

(41:31):
I'll be right back, thinking she's going to the bathroom
or something, and then she didn't come back for a while.
I'm like, it's my wife, So I'm like, uh, where
is she always getting nervous. But I have this like
this gut, you know, your gut feeling, like in the
pity of your stomach, like something's not right, some's not right,
some's not right, and something was not right because she's like,
I'll be right back, and again, assumeing went to the

(41:51):
bathroom and it'd been like almost thirty minutes I'm like,
but you know, we're hanging out. I figured it's maybe
she stopped and saw something. I don't know, and so
I'm like hey, and David's like, maybe she's like get up,
walk around and see if we can find her or something.
Because we were at the bar. Then we want to
keep our space at the bar because it was kind
of crowded. I think it was during like a Giants
game or after a Giants game, so that whole area
gets flooded with fans and people who were at the
stadium or were watching the game across the street. So

(42:13):
it's a really busy time. And it may have been
like playoff time too, so it maybe been even extra busy.
So we don't want to lose our spot at the bar.
And I was like, I don't know if I kind
of she'll come back, you know. And I believe that
she even left her phone at the bar too, shit,
so she had nothing on her dang, so she.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Like really was like playing it into this line.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, and so then I'm like all right. And then
and then Day was like, no, we should walk around
so we can find her. I was like, all right, whatever,
we lose our spot at the bar. Were walking around.
We get around the corner and I see her having
a conversation with somebody. And it's not like one of
those like it's not like hey, good to see you,
like whatever. The body chemistry was like they are about
to have sex kind of chemistry. And I was like,

(42:49):
and I'm like, what who's that? David was like, oh,
I think I see her over there, and I'm like,
who's that do with her? And I was like oh,
and He's like, let's go find out. And so you
walk over there and then she's like, oh, hey guys. Oh,
and like the conversation was like, you know, you walk
in on someone talking crap about you, and then you
can feel it and not saying they were talking crap
about me, but you can feel something's wrong. And then
they kind of quickly switched up back. So oh yeah,

(43:09):
so like the basketball game. Yeah, well, I mean the
baseball game. Ohkait, Yeah, the game? What a crazy game? Right?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Was he like playing into her lie? Like do you
think he knew that you were her husband?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I don't know, because because I then I made it known,
because then it was the conversation got interrupted by me,
and then she didn't even introduce us to him, and
then I was just like, oh, hey, my name's Steve,
and i'm her I'm her husband, And I could see
him kind of be like kind of like putting pieces
together and maybe he's kind of like, oh, your husband
m And I wasn't sure if it was a oh

(43:40):
I didn't know she had a husband, or if this
was part of that Ashley Madison thing I dealt with.
And he was one of the men who was also
a piece of crap cheating on his wife. And he's
probably like, oh, crap, the husband's here. This isn't supposed
to happen. Yeah, Oh my god, what do I do?
And she's like, oh, yeah, he's one of our clients
that works at the hotel. He's one of our vendors,
and da da da. I was like really played it
off as like a because she worked a hotel and

(44:01):
did the events side of the hotel, so she would
always play off these scenarios because this happened a couple times.
Actually these scenarios as a Oh, it's just a client,
you know, he was one of the vendors and he's
in town and just having a run into him kind
of thing, and I'm like bull f and crap.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
But it was one of your lessons right where you
it took you a while to be like, Okay, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, and I was married too, something I want to
I almost like, what is this weird gut but also
was like I don't want to be the jealous guy
and seem like the crazy guy, Like what are you
talking to that guy? So I just kind of like
would pull back and be like, oh, nice to meet you, whatever,
and then and then and then I always give a
little bit harder a handshake than I would most people,
like it'd be one of those like death grip handshakes
and like you're.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Giving a stern talking to through a handshake exactly, yes, like.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
My energy is coming through to me to you, to
let you know, back to f off. And then it
was kind of like a and I think she was
trying to be like, well, I'm gonna keep talking to him,
you guys go whatever, and I was like, all right,
let's go. And then I could tell she was kind
of a little bit perturbed by it, and I was like,
but I didn't care, and we just by the way.
It just did a couple's massage like an hour and
a half ago, popped an EDI bowl, went to a bar,

(45:05):
having a great time, and you're gonna do this right
in front of me, Like, what in the hell is
wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah? And you you also have a similar personality type
to me too that I feel like you also want
to believe the best in people. Of course, you don't
want to naturally assume like this person is going to
be a horrible person, because you also can't understand how
they even got there, Like, yes, I could never do that,
So how can you do that?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yes exactly, I wouldn't. I would never do to anyone
I would. I wouldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
It's not in me.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
And then also then you circling like maybe he is
a climb maybe he was there last week and they
because they do come to town and they're there for
a week, and she's really.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Good at making you think that that's the case.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
They paint the story and you're like, okay, well it's.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
True story, and I don't want to crazy because that
I'm the crazy guy. Then the guy really could be
an actual vendor and a person. And then I ruined
that relationship and caused the company. It's like I don't
want to be that guy. It's like, yeah, or start
a find. I don't want to be that. So I
just would tuck my tail to my legs and be
like all right, cool, nice to meet you, and then
we'd move on.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
So yeah, And that happened a couple of times, yeah,
I think the second or third time. Then then then
I got upset, and I think I got physical with
the guy and I was kind of like, I gave
him a handshake, and then he went to I give
her a hug, and I went and I remember taking
my arm and then like slamming him against a brick
wall and be like, no, dude, you're going too far.
And then but it was positioned to me as another
one of the clients, and you know, just walking me

(46:22):
home to make sure I go home safe after work
because we lived like a block and a half from
the hotel where she worked at, because I wanted to
be close to work. It was a new, big city,
we had moved to San Francisco, and I wanted to
be safe and feel safe because she was allegedly working
late nights on events. Oh sure, so I'm sure some
were true and then some were not. And the other,
one of those things where the guy was coming I
was and I was like, I'm gonna go. I was like,

(46:43):
I haven't seen her in a while, and she said,
she's coming home at midnight. I have worked at three
thirty in the morning. I was like, let me go
walk the dogs and see if I can, because I
was always worried too about her safety because we're in
a big city and I don't know, you know, she
get kidnapped or all the worst things. You know, you
just start going through your head like, oh my god,
is she okay, She's safe? You know, something could have
happen between the walk between there to hear, and they're
just nervous. And I remember one time walking with the

(47:04):
dogs and it was around midnight, and then all of
a sudden, I see because there's nobody on It's California street.
It's shut. There is nobody on the street. All you
can even do, all you can hear is the cable
car chains still moving because the cable car went by
on our street. And you just hear the chains, like
I can hear in my head now, like the chains
just like moving on the track and no cable cars

(47:24):
inside because they're about to shut it down. They're not
running anymore. And I see at the top of the hill,
I see her and some dude and I'm like, is
that And I was like, noah, I can't be her,
And so I started walking up the hill with the dogs.
I get closer and closer and closer, and I'm like, oh, no,
it's her and that's the dude and they're really close.
Oh my god. And as I get closer, I see
her kind of be like like a push off, like
a like what I'm like and im and he's like, oh, hey,

(47:45):
what's going on. It's the guy. You just sit in
an event at the hotel. You just make a track
out home safe because I end up having a drink
later with them and all the clients and dah da da,
And I was like, oh yeah, yeah. And then he
goes to like give her like a hug and a
kiss goodbye, like a cheek kiss whatever, and I just
immediately I ever grabbing, taking my arm and putting it
on his chest and slamming against one of the apartment buildings.

(48:05):
And I was like, yo, dude. I was like, I
don't know who you are, but you're going a little
too much here, and then and then he said something
to me and I was I don't, I don't, I
don't want to hear it. And then I remember taking
the dogs back down the hill and then walking away
from her and me like I don't even care. And
that was one of the ones where I was like,
all right, this is that I can't do anymore mm hmm.
And then I think that was actually the night, Oh
my god, that was the night because she wasn't a drink.
She was pissed drug. I mean, she was so drunk

(48:28):
that that was the night where she passed out immediately
immediately when she got in bed, like she was still
in her work clothes, passed out name tag, so on
from the hotel. And that was the night her phone
was blowing up. And that was the night where it
turned into the whole Ashley Madison thing and I found
out she'd been cheating me this whole time, and that
was a full rollout. I was like, man, this freaking
girl lied to me.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
So much, you know, and I feel like when that
time finally comes to you feel like she all weight
off your shoulders. She's just like, dang, I'm not crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
It's that it's that mix of emotions where you're like,
I'm not crazy. This is also going to really suck.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Oh yeah, because then I'm like now. I also was like,
I don't want to tell my family yet because what
if we work it out, because it's a marriage, and
it's a marriage even though we're only one year into it.
I said, I don't want to tell my family yet,
and I don't want anyone to think differently about her,
because my biggest worry was if we ever got through it,
then my family would be like, well, screw her, she's
a jerk. She did this, that and the other. So
I never told anyone, So I just kept it to myself.

(49:21):
And I was in San Francisco and knew nobody. We'd
just moved there a year ago, so I had no friends,
support group, and I had some people at work and stuff,
but I didn't have like my core friends, my family,
had no one around me. So I had to internalize
it myself and handle it, but also have the sense
of like, don't say anything because you could fix this,
and then you don't want them to have bad thoughts
against her. And then and then I realized there was

(49:43):
this was never going to work.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
You know, it's funny you say that because when I
finally ended that with the ex that I brought up
in that story because he was the abusive one. Yeah,
that I knew when I finally went to my friend
and when I went home earlier than planned, I knew
what I was doing. Like I knew that this was

(50:05):
the end and it had to be because I was
about to tell everything and there was no coming back
from that.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
But like to that point, like it was really when
I felt such a very big weight to be like
this is finally over. I can see a light and
I'm this is gonna be really painful and I'm gonna
have to face a lot of things that I don't
want to. But it was it was like this like
just huge, like Okay, everybody finally knows and I'm I'm
not crazy and this all really happened and it sucks,

(50:37):
but okay, here we are the other end, oh yeah,
instead of in it because me and in it sucks
so much worse.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Oh yeah. And anxiety of every day every day they
creates this anxiety of just like this pit in your stomach.
What challenges am I going to face? Today? Is she
gonna be super drunk and yell at me, or am
I gonna see her with another dude again?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Like, I just like an emotional toll of that. Yeah,
so strong.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
It's so not worth it.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Either, Okay, yeah, not to make us keep talking.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
About but anyway, I think it's what makes you stronger,
like Kelly Clarks instead of best but doesn't kill you,
makes you stronger.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
That so true, And look up, both of us. We
are thriving, oh yeah, and not just surviving anymore exactly.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
All those things happened for a reason, and they taught
us lessons. I think it gave us more appreciation and
it'd be more grateful in scenarios where we are now,
where we're like not saying I wouldn't appreciate my wife now,
but I feel like I have a different appreciation sports
are because I've had that experience.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
What it probably helped you understand what you were looking
for more.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah, you know true too.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah, you got to go through the It is true,
you gotta go through the frogs to find the princess. Yeah, prince,
all right, Well, anything you want to add before we
jump out of here?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Scoobs, No, I guess we did a pretty good time
in this one, right we did we're all right on time?
Or how did we do?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Fifty one? Not bad? We didn't even hit the hour yet.
Hell yeah, I'm really proud of us.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna leave it at that.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Then, okay, all right, we'll tell the people where they
can find you and hear you.

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but I'm not really on it. Scooba seed radio, c
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Speaker 2 (52:09):
You always say s c U B A C. I
can't even do it as fast.

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Speaker 2 (52:29):
Because that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I know Scoobs, who's Scuba doo. Scoops who used to
call me Scoobs back in the day. Was like an
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Speaker 2 (52:38):
This is why we go an hour.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I know, because this stuff happens, Scoobs. Oh, I think
it was the Grenad. I think it was Jenna, I
want my yea. Jenna was the first person. No, it's Katrina,
Katrina who's a producer.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Jena got messed up with Katrina Jenna.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I think it was in that same group to Katrina.
Katrina B. She is the producer and EP for you
never ever heard of her named Nessa. So Nessa does
all those and TV shows where it's like the aftermath
shows like the Reunion read shows. She's married to Colin Kaepernick,
the quarterback for the forty nine ers, or but now
he's the activist Colin Kaepernick. Nessa, so we stall work

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Katrina worked with me on a couple of other things and
then eventually got connected to Nanessa. But she was one
of these, so always call me Scoobs, like like two
thousand and nine ten. She was the first. So when
you say Scoobs, yeah I hear Scoobs, I think of
Katrina immediately, Gracie Award winner Katrina B.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
See I got you girl. That's why I would like
to petition for you to now be Scoobs And.

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Even texted B s coo, b Z Scoobs.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Oh, I always do an s.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
She did z Z back in the day, like the
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Then you can listen to me on iHeart Nineties. It's
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