Real Friends Classic - 613: My Scrubs

On this week's episode, Kelso takes the fun-colored hospital scrubs away when he discovers the staff of Sacred Heart is stealing them, forcing everyone to wear drab brown. In the real world, our giant water bottles are back, baby! PS - please don't send us poo picks. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donald. Look at this. I'm on a health kick now
because I fucking need to be. And look who's back Giant.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I just started that.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The Giant water bottle is back everyone. And I do
have to give a shout out to Liquid IV I
I they are a sponsor, but they I don't work.
I don't need to mention it, and I'm not required
to mention it while we're talking. But I if you
put the liquid IV packet in the drink, I swear
I drink it. I will literally drink the whole thing because.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It tastes good.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It tastes amazing, and and and there's no calories, right
there's I don't believe there's any calories.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, It's like it's like creating a a energy drink.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
When you do it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
When you don't liquid IV in there, it's you're creating
an energy drink of hydration.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
All I know is I'm drinking it. I actually drink it.
When it's just water and ice, I will not drink it.
But I put a Liquid IV packet in it, and
I drink. There you go, Liquid IV.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm gonna show I'm actually.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I can't believe he literally just pulled up his I
go ahead, down, pull up your giant water bottle. Pull
up your giant water bottle. Okay, well I have the
giant water bottle right here. But that's not China enough.
It's not big, it's not as big.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
But I was playing Ultimate Frisbee on Tuesday night and
someone was talking about, God, I have these new packets
for my water. It's so much better. And someone's like,
what's it called. She's like, oh, I can't remember. And
I'm listening to this conversation. I just lean over. Does
it happen to be liquid IV. She's like, yes, that's
the one.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I love it so much.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
And I was like, well, use code fake doctors.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I thought you were using it as a pick For
a second, I forgot that you had a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I thought you were using it as a pickup line.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Always on the job, baby is liquid?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean, by the way, ultimately, this is a side
note digression. Ultimate Frisbee was invented at my high school,
Collumbia High School that's right in Maplewood, New Jersey, and
one of the inventors. One of the participants was Max Weinberg,
the famous Bruce Springsteen drummer slash Conan O'Brien sidekick drummer. Amazing,

(02:09):
he's still alive, right, Max wind Colledge, I think, so, okay,
can you please check me because I somehow got hit
in the head with Did Max Weinberg die? I hope not.
But there's a little bit of ultimate frisbee lore for
those of you out there. It was invented at Columbia
High School in Maplewood, New Jersey, and Max Weinberg, the

(02:29):
famous drummer, was apparently this is the ultimate frisbee part
was definitely true of being invented there, Max Weinberg being
one of the initial guys who came up with it.
I'm not positive about that, but that was Columbia High
School lore. Hell yeah, yeah, you guys. I got to
tell you the most. Oh he's seventy one, so he's

(02:50):
alive and well good, thank you. I saw two trailers
for a good Person, which was I was so.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Nervous you saw. Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
It wasn't like a surprise out of nowhere where you're
sitting down and it's like, oh shit, the commercials on.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
It was like, you, that's not how that's not how
a studio rolls down, you know.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, I'm just just just check it.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Just check it the way it works for those of
you who couldn't possibly know, because you have to be
directed a studio movie to know. When you direct a movie,
you're not in charge of the marketing campaign. You can
weigh in heavily and passionately, and but their marketing team
is gonna be, you know, gonna sell the product they bought.
You know, So if you have a cool studio, they

(03:35):
really want your input, they really want your suggestion. They
don't want to do anything it's gonna piss you off.
But they also are like you know, they're gonna they're
gonna make a trailer and then like test the trailer
to see like how people react. They're gonna do like
focus groups and like what did you feel after the trailer?
You know they're gonna do all that kind of stuff.
So the good news is they showed me beforehand, Like

(03:55):
just like any position in filmmaking, they show you like
people's credits, so they'll show you like, oh, here are
the here are the trailers. This this guy's cuke, and
like they're sick, you know, and like here this this
gal we're gonna also have. They don't just go to
one person, they'll like go out to multiple people and
they say, we've narrowed it down, and what do you

(04:16):
think of these people? And I'm like, oh my god,
those are like mega movies. Those are those trailers were sick? Yeah, yeah,
those are great. So anyway, and then eventually they send
you like they work on it on their own over
over at MGM, and then eventually after like the ones
I looked at. One said version nine, one said version five.
They really like get it to a point where they're

(04:38):
ready to show you. And I was so nervous because
a good person, like a lot of this stuff I
do is a mix of comedy and drama. And I
kept thinking, like, how do you sell this movie in
two and a half minutes because it's it's it's tricky,
and I was so nervous. And they were great. They
were really good. I'm gonna send them. I'll send them

(04:59):
to all three of you, and you guys can weigh in.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Honest, See, I have questions.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
The script.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
I've got images in my mind and now to actually see.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Them, and hey, everybody, kind of music did they use?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Uh? But I probably shouldn't say that yet. We have
an official release date, but I won't say it yet
just yet. What Donald, there's the music to the They
use music from the movie because I'm not gonna brag,
but I'm good at that. And they didn't they did
not need to seek outside of the film. How are you?

(05:34):
I miss you, I love you. I don't see enough
of you.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I tested positive for COVID yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Everybody's getting COVID. COVID is by the way. I saw
in the news that like hospitalizations are up, like LA
again is on fucking fire.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah again.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
My daughter had it and then now I'm pretty sure
I have it. I tested positive, but they're sending another
tech over at eleven thirty, so I'm gonna test again. Man,
But I mean, I have no symptoms whatsoever. But my
daughter had it and then I tested positive.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I know so many people, Donald are friends whose names
won't shout out, are like I have it again. I
have it again. Like one person we know has it
for the fourth fucking time now she's she's she's vaxxed
and boosted and has no symptoms, but like has it.
So that's to remind you people out there that you

(06:28):
can still get it. Obviously when you're vaxxed it boosted,
but you're gonna get you know, odds are you'll have
the sniffles and uh, and odds are you're not going
to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
But you know, here's the thing. I was playing Tennessee
the other day.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Did you even feel it?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
And out of nowhere, I was like, damn, I don't
feel just I don't feel so great right now, Like
I feel kind of off, but I.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Got to finish this game.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm playing against, you know, some really good competitors, and
I don't want to let my teammate Dawn.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
We're playing doubles, and uh.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Halfway through the game it goes away and I'm like, okay,
so maybe I'm just dehydrated and that's it.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I get home. I take this nap that lasts, you know,
a couple of hours. Now.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Granted, my daughter has this shit too, right, that has
it at this point, and so I take a nap.
I wake up from the nap in case he's like,
are you sick, I'm like, I don't think. So I
get tested the next day, which is yesterday, COVID positive. Shit,

(07:36):
But other than that, no symptoms. I can smell, I
can you.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Have no symptoms and maybe it'll last only a few days.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well, my wife had When my wife had it, she
had it, it lasted a while, but she was sick
before she tested positive.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
My son was sick before he tested positive.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
My daughter tested positive like she had a fever all
of a sudden, and.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Then she's just going to keep going around. If you're
all sitting around the same house, I mean, with children,
you can't really separate, you know. And I know a
girl who has it for the fourth fucking time and
she's she can, like, you know, separate from her boyfriend.
It's you know, with kids, this is going to a
circle around the fucking house.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, I'm hoping it doesn't because it you know, the
last time it was in this house, only two people
got it. This time it's the other two that got it.
It's me and my daughter, we got it.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
And so I'm sorry. Man.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It sucks, man, it really does, man.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
And it's you know, these guys are scrambling to try
and fix this whole problem.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Over at history of the world.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
And I mean, it'd be great if it was a
false positive, but I mean, the odds of it being
a false positive with me being in a house with
someone with covid are very slim.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, well, I love you and I send you positive
strength and energy and a big hug. Imagine I'm imagine
I'm cumbert Imagine I'm in like a bubble boy suit.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
And you're hugging me through your bubble boys suit.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I'm hugging you through my bubble boy suit.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
We could do it through the camera. All you got
to do is touch that.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
We could do like, you know, touch the.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Camera, like in prison when the people want to touch other.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, through the glass to the camera. I'm doing it
like in every like in every prison movie.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Let's put our hands so precious.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I think people really must do that. I've never been
to visit anyone in prison, but I wonder if I
would do that.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I mean, that's probably the only connection that would break
me down. And I'd be like, don't you do that here?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I know, but no, I'm sure it's what It's instinctively
what you would do. But don't you think you'd also
feel like, oh my god, we're the people in the movie,
but instinctively do But.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
And you're trying to feel somebody through the glass.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
You know, what, have you ever visited anyone in prison?

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
No, I've had friends go to jail and stuff like that.
But the last thing I want to do is see
anybody I know locked up in jail.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
No. I but I think I actually am not.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I have friends that are of anyone I want to see.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I have friends that are very involved in prison reform
and uh and that's their goal and charity and cause,
and have invited me to go. They have a problem.
They have a program where you go and visit a
real fucking, no fucking around prison, and I want to
do it.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I'm gonna okay, So yeah that I have been to
I have been to prisons, and no, I've never been
on Scared.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Straight, Donald, you should be on. You should have been scared.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I wasn't. I wasn't a punk kid. I don't. I
didn't either.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I was a good boy.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I didn't need to I wasn't a punk kid.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I needed to be scared into a musical.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Right, they would have had no problem scared in my
ass straight.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
They're like they're not, They're like, you're not. Your step
ball change is fucking bullshit.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
I remember one time my fucking principal, my no, the
vice principal, because I was late and I was late.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Over and over again. This is public school.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
He felt he needed the he needed to bring me
into his office and tear me down, and he did.
And I'm sitting there trying not to cry and ship
because I don't want anybody to know when you leave,
you know, you leave and you still got tears in
your eyes and sh They never let you clean yourself
up and ship, you know. And so I'm sitting there
trying not to cry. And he's given it to me too,

(11:27):
like he's given it to me, like he's trying to
get me there, you know what I mean. He's like
a drama teacher that's sitting there and you can't cry
in drama class, and they're trying to get you there.
This is what the principal was trying to do to
me in the principal the vice principals trying to do
to me in the principal's office.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
And I'm like, it's not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
They probably are. They probably are key words they used
like disappointed.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
And then he hit me with one and that and
this is the only time, like in my life, I
had that.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
One ticket.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Anzel is the master of the Slope.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
That is a talent.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Denzel's like right eye, let right eye go, and then
his brain is like two, He's like just one.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I wonder, yeah, I wonder if that's purpose if that
was purposeful, or if that ship was an accident and
it just turned into iconic Yes to the iconic, iconic
moment that it is, because.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I think if Denzel was here and Joelle, please make
it happen'd like.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Alright, he'd be like all right, okay, all right, let's
get into it.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
He would say that, I mean, I'm I'm all right.
I'm sure he would say that that was just real
and one of the finest moments of his career. And
it happened, and it happened on camera, and it's one
of the most memorable moments in cinema history. And and
then it became like something we we we particularly both

(13:04):
referenced because we both love him and we both love actors.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
He's the well, I mean, when it comes to actors,
let's be honest, he's easily top five in the world.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh easily, well, live alive, definitely.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
On stage, you can't There's not a lot of people
that could fuck with him.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
And then a lot of people that.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Can and I love that he's become a statesman now,
I mean there was that.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
He just has great he has. He's always been this
way on.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
My Instagram because my Instagram knows I love him. They'll
like bring up like the search thing brings up like
you know, like Denzel like in an interview, like just
dropping knowledge and like so fucking well said m h
And I love it. I like watch it over and
over again.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, dude, he has some of the greatest you know
what else does look at some old Tupac shit. Holy cow, dude, Yo,
Pac had freaking knowledge.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
For everybody to.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Absorb and never, you know, back in the day because
of all of the East Coast West Coast beef and
the hatred, nobody really ever got to hear that shit.
But thank goodness for this is one thing that's great
about the interwebs. Old shit can resurface, and when it's
positive stuff and you find great things like what you know,
some of the things that POC says, some of the
things that you know, Denzel said in his past interviews

(14:27):
and stuff. When you find these things, it's such a gem, man.
And you know, for that, I am happy that Twitter
and Instagram exists.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
But the other things not so much. Man.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Speaking like my Twitter, it was announced Wonder to that
Warner Brothers has canceled Wonder Twins because of the mergers
and acquisitions they're going through, and I put on Twitter.
I very rarely post them, very rarely on Twitter, but
when I heard this news, I thought it was an
opportunity to let Toby Emerick, who's the head of Warner

(15:02):
Brothers and a very nice man. I've worked with them.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
He is such a great guy, dude.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
He oversaw going in style when he was at New Line,
and he is a mensch as we say, and he
is the head of Warner Brothers. And I let him
know on the Twitter that Donald and I are willing
and ready to step into the shoes of whoever had
the parts. And we would have to ask you a

(15:28):
question because I tagged Warner Brothers. I would like our
listeners if you're on the Twitter a why the fuck
you used toll on there? But if you happen to
be on there, please retweet it because I'm not kidding.
I think that there's a play to be had where
we do Wonder Twins, and I don't.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Think I don't think it's just that.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
I think there's a play to be had where we
play superhero buddies.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I want to be your Wonder twin. There's a story.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
There's no story girl one to a girl one to boy.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I know, but it's twenty twenty two. We're changing things up.
You know, people are all on different scales of sexuality.
I don't see why we couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Okay, that's what's saying.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I mean, there's a world, right cho Well, come on,
you're our pop culture goddess.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I would love to see you in that pixie cut.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
She has fire.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Well, they both have pixie cuts, like the Donnie Osmond.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I would like to see Donald in a pixie cut. Listen.
I just think there's a world where you and I
are the Wonder Twins, and Toby Emrick knows it. Okay,
so we all know it, and I need you to
all on Twitter and read tweet it.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Here's the argument. I agree.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think you and I together as the Wonder Twins
is probably the funniest version of a.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
DC think think DC fans would revolt.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I don't think they would revolt. I think it.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I think it works in the DC world. The only
is the Wonder Twins were kids, they were young.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Alien that's agm.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Maybe we're maybe maybe it's agism maybe with maybe we've
aged and with the Wonder Twins, but it's years later after.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I don't listen.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I think the odds of this being a DC feature
like that's released in theaters. Let's be honest or slim.
But I don't know why. Like we can't be on
like HBO Max in some version.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Come on, dude, I'm not gonna lie man. I still
have dreams of us playing Blue Beetle in freaking.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I don't. I don't want to be on the c W.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, no offense to the c W.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Did they've fucking canceled their whole lineup? Did you see
that everything? Even Riverdale?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Riverdale got canceled?

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Every time that canceled, they.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Called it the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well what got caned? I don't know what got care?
I know legends got killed.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Well really pretty much all of the d everything got canceled.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Except Flash and.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
No.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I think everything got canceled.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Bro, and they got it picked up.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I'm looking it up, looking it up.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Flash had gotten picked up already.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Flash might be picked up. But dude, they canceled like
like eight shows.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Flash and and and and Superman and Lois had gotten
picked up.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Mark Pettwitz, who's ahead of it, said, it's like a
it's like a rebuilding time, like like on a sports team. Donald,
you know they have a rebuilding year.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
So what are they saying? Berlanni's not a part of
the CW anymore?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Is he not?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
I don't know about I don't know what Brilanni's doing
or if he's going to take his deal elsewhere. I
have no idea. I'm just saying that they they're shaking
it up over.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
There because I know his deals with Warner Brother.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's a rebuilding year, Wow, Donald.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Yeah, so Charmed Dynasty, forty four hundred, in the Dark, Legacies,
Naomi Roswell, New Mexico, Riverdale, a lot of the Air Overse, Batwoman,
and DC's Legends of Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Bamn, the Red Wedding, Donald, Wow, that's all.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's That's all brilante, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
I don't know if it's all brilliant.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
But he'll be okay, he'll be.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh. I'm sure they have their all over the place.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I have a feeling I have a feeling. I don't know,
I haven't asked him this, I'm making this up, but
I feeling he's gonna make more like HBO Max content
that this is that's the same company, and I imagine
he's gonna, you know, keep his CW stuff going, but
but but make more HBO Max. And I'm kind of content.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, So dude, that was my doctor though. Hit me up.
He's like, Yo, take the pill.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
What's the pill?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
So there's a pill.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
That's out there right now that you know, cuts the
viral load down quite a bit and makes it so
that you don't get long COVID. They've talked about it
in news. I'm not exactly sure what it's called or
anything like that, but it it it lessens the chances
of long COVID, I should say. And so he's like,

(20:09):
I think you should take it. Like okay.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Uh He's like, uh.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
So, well, listen to your medical professionals. Everyone, that's what
we have to say. Let's counting everybody. Five six stories
show we made about a bunch of.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Said, here's the stories, Nelson, So get here, ye here,
let's get it.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Why would anyone call an old man grandpa? Like what
the fuck dude, Like, how disrespectful can you be? Just
out the gate when you introduce yourself or when you're
asking for something. We open the show to Frisbee Yeah,
and it lands in front of Kelso and a young
man runs up to him and says, hey, Grandpa, a.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Little help little that's very rude.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I would have choked the kid out on the first
he gave the kid a warning. I would have choked
him out straight up right there, man, listen.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I am old timer either.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I am forty something years old. I'm about to be
fifty in a few years.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
God willing, don't Russia.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Don't rush it, God willing. You know what I mean.
Look straight up, if you come, I don't give it.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
The minute you turn over eighteen, you can catch these hands.
If you come at me with some bullshit, I don't
give a fuck, dude, straight up, Okay, straight up, disrespect me.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Like that, don't call Donald Grams.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
You can catch the two piece and a biscuit.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
This was directed by John Putch, who's a great director
that we all love. Written by Clarence Livingston. When did
he join us? Donald?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Because I think I believe he joined us this season
Season six, Black writer. Uh, I think he might have
went on to do the What's the Cleveland Show? I
think I think he went on to do Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, oh, to create it or to work on it.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
He created created it? Yeah, yeah, that's fancy writers.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, well then he didn't create it.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well he I know that he went from Scrubs to that.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
And and I don't know if he's still there.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
But they don't still do Cleveland right because it was
a white guy doing Cleveland's voice right, and you can't
do that.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
He can ask you a questions. His last name.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Really Steamer, probably because his last name was.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Brown, Cleveland Brown, not Cleveland Steamer.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Was the show?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Does anyone know what a Cleveland steamer ism?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
It's when somebody ships on you, I believe, yes, am
I correct?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yes, Yes, that's gross. I don't want to be shot
on during sex.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Or any time.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Sake.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Stop talking about your willings, all right, listen ready, Enid
is having some dementia issues, and she's packed a lunch
of a stapler and a golf ball for Kelso.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I think this is now Kelso's now starting to really
love his wife a little like at this point, does
he feel guilty because he's talked bad about her for
six seasons, and now we're starting to understand that she's
really she's close to on the way out.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Apparently, well, she's she's packing a stapler for lunch. She's
definitely not all the way there. Maggie is his friend
who he sees has a foot injury, some sort of
serious infection on her foot, and he says, we got
to get you in the hospital, and then we start
this whole dance of bringing her to the hospital. And

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Jad explains of her voiceover that the doctors in the
hospital have a whole dance they do when someone has
no insurance and they want to try and sneak them
through the system. Bizarrely, of course, this is Kelso's friend,
but they're still hiding it from Kelso and because he's
mister you gotta get insurance, and he's a rule follower

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about that. But they have this whole dance they do
when they find out that someone's just been deceased. Before
anyone finds out, everyone plays along and they put the
person in that person's bed so they can get their insurance.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
So j just play along.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, freaking all of the interns play along. You just
hope that they all play along, and then you got
to find a surgeon who'll do it pro bono.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, any way, you're going to best. So they put
her in mister Rabinowitz's bed because he's just passed away.
We learn because he put his peep in an electrical
socket and.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
You just don't do that.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
And JD goes, you can't, you can't do that, I
can't do that, and then you do have to do it, uh,
pro a doctor, a surgeon will do a pro bono.
And then the time.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Comes in and Goes comes in and says, I've had
a pro bono all day, all morning, all morning.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Something might be wrong. Five yea.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
By the way, the Todd has one of the funnies
stokes of the episode later on, which we'll get to.
Now we go to distract Kelso. We decide to go
I'm sorry again.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I know. Here we go again.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's just controversial, but it is a part of Scrubs history.
We go to an Asian massage parlor and and Kelso
gets a full release in front of us, yes, which
is which felt one step out of character for him,
but he really doesn't.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Said wait, hold up, you said it felt out of character.
For him.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
He didn't care if we watched.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Do you know how many times you do? You know
how many times j D and Turk kept run into Kelso?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Right, but he's never in a situation watched him getna
hand release?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah he has. He says it will cost extra in
one episode.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
In one episode he goes you and you can come in,
but it'll cost extra.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
No, that's the episode that you directed.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
No, No, that's the one where he says you can
come in, but you have to take your shoes off.
Right anyway, Listen, you can't not look because you have
a crank in your neck and you have to look.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I close my eyes at first, but then in.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
The very last second you open one because I want
to watch that. You can't help yourself. This episode was
all over the place, by the way. Yeah, I mean
it really it really bounced. I mean it was funny,
but it ping Pong's all over the place with so
many different.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Story I mean there was what was it four storylines
in this one.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know. Well. One of the main ones is
that Alexander Chaplin, who we call Sandy is his nickname,
is back as the drug addicts and Cox thinks there's
no way. He's holding a group for addicts, and Cox says,
and Elliott get in their classic battle over whether someone

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can can truly defeat his addiction or whether whether he's
a liar or not. I don't think Cox doesn't believe
people can overcome addiction. But he thinks that this character
in particular, whose name is Sam, is a fucking liar.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
He's a big time scam artist because and the only
way he knows this is because he got caught out
there the last time Sandy was on the show. He
uh cock, Jordan explains to Elliott, how wait, no, who
is it that get Jordan gets caught out there and
everybody explains how this guy's how this guy has done.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Them in and uh and uh, and he's just the one.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Cox is one of the first people that he's that
he did it too, and so he hates.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
He just knows he's a liar. And no matter how
ye over and over, but he's always got a new
angle and this this new angle is that he holds
a group and that and so so so so. But
Elliott and Cox are are.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Both of them.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
By the way, in the beginning of the show, Elliott
over the broken leg which was hilarious where they don't
even even acknowledge the fact that they that she he
trips her over a man with the broken in a
wheelchair with the broken leg. The man screams aha, and
they continued their conversation.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
That was new nor Saudi, by the way, who was
one of our main stuntmen and uh and stunt coordinators.
There's so many of your favorite physical comedy jokes that
new Norsaudi UH choreographed.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
And then and then she does the same thing to
Cox by a distract. She distracts Cox into walking into
a door.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, Johnny took a nice doorhead. But right before that,
you missed that Elliott has a new facial cream that's
made from the baby foreskins.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
God, I didn't miss that. I did miss that.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
He says, you look so beautiful, and she's like, you
never get recompiments. It must be because of my new
facial cream that's made from the foreskins of babies.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
WHOA well, and then he I mean it's got to
be used for something right away.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
You might as well if there is a nice cream
to be made out of them. I don't see any harm.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Joel will take all the mail for that Joel.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Joel, I'm sorry if that's problematic, but can I make.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
One comment on mail really quick? I haven't done it yet,
but if you send me a picture of your child's
poop or your poop, it's going to be an automatic
block from now on.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I saw that on it on Twitter. Someone sent you
well well, because we talked about how what was cut
out of the musical episode was.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
J.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I saw the letter J. Somebody sent the letter J.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
You're trying to take it with an air of you're
trying to reach out. You feel friendly about the podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Did You're trying to gross you out? So please never
send me pictures of ever ever.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Ever, don't send poop because I got some poop pictures
in my freaking Please.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Don't send if you have to, never see if you
poop a perfect letter J. Just just pat yourself on
the back.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I laughed at the ship because that ship was a
perfect letter J. It was like it was like a
fish hook almost, dude.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
It was like it was like, and now we're talking
about all right.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
All right, now they're getting the attention they want it.
Don't send Joel or any of us pictures of your
poop if it's a letter. J just say Zach and
Donald are proud of you to yourself, curly letter.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
As long as it's a deuce.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
We should we should take a break, and when we
come back, we're going to tell you and remind you
about the Austin TV Festival that Donald are gonna and
I are going to be out on the fifth of June.
We'll be right back. So Donald and I are making

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we're doing a panel, a whole scrubs panel with all
your favorite people. So come to Austin for for June fifth,
at ten am at the Paramount Theater, Joel, we double
check that that's the right information. But listen, I don't
I don't know. Why is at ten am on a Sunday,
Like odds are we're gonna be hungover if we're going
to Austin for a Saturday night? Why making do this hungover?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
All right? I you know that's how.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
So that's the correct information, right, Joell.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Sunday is six five at ten am is the correct time?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Okay, So please come? What's I think you go to
a what's the website? You will? Can you remind me
of that it's.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
At x festival dot com.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
At x Festival dot Com, get your tickets, and there's
a lot of us are going to be there. I
know definitively, Bill, Lawrence, Me, Sarah, Donald, Judy. I don't
know about anybody else, but I think everybody would come.
I think Neil would come.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I don't know. I don't I don't know. I don't
know who's I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I don't know if Ken Jenkins to come. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Don't I know that you and I are doing it.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I know definitely Me, you, Sarah, Bill are doing it.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
You don't know about Judy.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
You don't know about I don't know. I know that
Bill reached out to all of us on a group
text and said, are you guys down to do this?
And I feel like everybody said yes, that's what so
But I don't remember. You know, people work and they
have jobs. But it is a Sunday, so I don't know.
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
All. I'm excited. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's gonna be too short because I know what's gonna happen.
If it's Bill's gonna talk the whole time, We're not
gonna be able to fit a word in edgewise.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Right, Well, I mean, isn't that what we want? Though?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Don't we want Bill to? I mean, he did create
the show. He does have the best perspective, then probably.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And he's funny as hell, and we have a podcast,
so we'll let him talk.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
He's probably, he's probably, if you ask me, one of
the funniest people I know.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
He's definitely easily, easily one of the funniest people.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
In my life. Easily.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't think you signed one of the biggest deals
in TV comedy to you if you're not one of
the funniest people.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
It'd be weird if you did, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Well, there are all those people that are funny, but
they're like not funny in person. Probably.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
That was the first thing I remember when I met Bill.
I was like, holy shit, this dude is just always funny,
Like he could find the comedy in anything.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, let's get back to the show Scrubs that the
man created. So, by the way, I want a little
little trivia. By the way, two Scrubs wiki things. One
thing I learned that was helpful. This is the last
appearance Sandy aka Alexander Chaplin. This is his fine This
is the last appearance of any Spin City cast member

(34:42):
on the television show Scrubs.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Until the season eight finale, Right, maybe aren't some of
them in the hallway or no.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's a good question. But according to Scrubs wiki is
the last appearance, so it made.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
It's pretty clear Trevor doesn't know everything.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, one thing I want to correct with Trevor, that's
on here, Dude. I know that you're probably busy with
other things and you've moved on from this, but it
says something very weird. Oh, I gotta go, I gotta,
I gotta go back to it. There's a mistake, okay, Trevor.
So if you're listening, if you're still with us, I
don't mean like alive, I mean if you're still like
listening to the show. There's a mistake. That's weird, it said.

(35:31):
In the trivia section, it says this is the second
of only two episodes to be filmed in front of
a live studio audience. This episode was most definitely not
filmed in front of a live studios I mean, how
would you have filmed this in front of a live
stity audience. The only time we did that was the
sitcom spoof we did, which was filmed in front of

(35:53):
a live studio audience, and.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
That's the only.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
And what does this mean? This is the only Scrubs
episode to how the save ems catchphrase ko chung? Does
anyone know what that means?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
No chung.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I don't know what save ems is, but they, I guess,
have a catchphrase called ko chung. And somebody says ku chung.
I don't know if anyone says ku chung. I just
wanted to let you know those little bits of trivia.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
What the hell is Save thems?

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Joelle two thousand and three through two thousand and six
animated television show.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, do you remember anyone saying ku Chung?

Speaker 5 (36:30):
I don't remember Save thems?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Let's ships. I don't remember the show either.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Dude, But the characters are not bringing up But that's
a long run for a kids show, though, like three years.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well maybe someone said ku chung.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
We're gonna have to assume that they did. I don't
even remember hearing Kua chung in this episode.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Like I'm trying to say, Trevor Wickie don't know everything, yo,
he ain't got the answers.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Y'all listen, some people are allowed, not just Trevor or
you have to be a member. I'm sure, but other
people are allowed to add things. And Trevor is the moderator.
He's the one who's gonna rectify the studio audience thing.
All right. Moving on, Lloyd is in the meeting that
Sandy is holding for addicts.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yes, Lloyd is played by Mike Schwartz, one of our
comedy writers.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Our favorite writers.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Was he was he on? That's a good question. Was
Mike on the show the entire run?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
And if so, and if he wasn't, did Lloyd he
must come back? Yeah? Did Lloyd come back? And he
just did cameos later on, how did you get good?
Bless you?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You better not have given me COVID when I did
the jail cell hold up hand thing through the camera.
The janitor wants to become a baby broker. There's a
lot of weird shit with the janitor in this episode. Okay,
he's found rowdy. Now, if you recall when.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
He traced no, he traced Carla steps and found rowdy.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yes, if you recall Carla lost round. The janitor turned
in his squirrel collection.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
But so the janitor is the one that named the
dog Steven.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Also, yes, the janitor. The janitor turned in his taxidermy
and squirrel collection, so.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
A taxidermy dog.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yes, we could get Stephen and fool.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Us because he felt bad about whatever happened with him
and Carla at that time.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Right now, the janitor is trying to.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Know because it turns out that Carla lied to the
janitor and she was the reason why the dog went missing.
And so the janitor has retraced Carla Stepps.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
And found Rowdy. He found Rowdy.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
So now we have a situation where U Churk is
expressed to Carla how important and Rowdy is to be
to him and JD and and Carla realizes that some
of this blackmail that the janitor's talking about she might
have to get into, including she teaches him how to
salsa dance.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Throws her into a window. That's Judy Bank, see.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
There, Judy, Judy being funny. We play a game with
where we we tricked Ted. It's pretty dangerous still game
we play. We put roller skates on Steve Steven and
we pull him with a red string across and Ted

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yells ghost dog goes dog.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
And crash after he crashes into electrical.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Uh what the tower?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, yeah, and then that crashes into a into a
the generator, the generator of the hospital, and we have
a backup generator, thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
But JD and Turk are responsible for vandalism pretty much well,
and a car accident.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
A car accident that could have killed Ted and knocking
out the power. We're all hospital.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, they could have killed more than just Ted and
and and doctor Kelso says, relax, everybody, we have a
backup generator. And the backup generator kicks in and he goes, oh,
thank god because I was just bluffing.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah, and then he and then he yells at Ted
for how much it's going to cost. And he says,
and don't try and blame this on the fact that
I paved over that Indian burial ground. We needed the
parking spaces.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
It's a poultry guy situation going on there. What poultry guys.
That's poltrgey'st was about.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Well, that's what maybe Kelso things happened. He doesn't know
about the ghost dog trick we pulled. So another another
thing is that everyone steals scrubs in the hospital. So
Kelso's kissed about that light item.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Okay, so how it starts is who steals it first. Well,
how it ends is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
How it starts the I as shower our curtain.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
You have towels, a washcloth, dad, harvyah.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Just like just straight up scrubs. So who's at start
with somebody?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I forgot who else? Who else?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
And it just gets more and more ridiculous as it goes.
So it starts with Ted where he comes home and
he's like.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Mom, someone tried to die on me again. But I
wouldn't let him. I wouldn't let him.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
You learned that all this time has been lying to
his mom that he's a doctor at the hospital.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
And then and then, and then it turns out that
nurse Roberts is using the scrubs for the choir.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
So the choir and then she has on the really
nice scrubs in the middle. While everybody has.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
On the solid colors, she has on her her her
nurse color.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
So she stands out.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
So she stands out in the choir. And then it
cuts to you, or I should say, cuts to j
D who has a shower curtain made out of I'm
sewn together. This fucker took time instead of calling out.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
And.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
Then I'm wearing I'm wearing like I'm wearing like a towel,
a towel that's been made out of scrubs sewn together
and around my waist, and then I'm using a singular
scrub top to dry my hair.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yes, that one got ridiculous. That one got ridiculous, and
then the other fantasy that got right.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Wait, don't go there yet, because that is one of
the funniest things. That's one of the funniest scrubbs fantasies
I've seen.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh my god, that ship got ridiculous. Dude, that ship
got ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Now, this was pretty funny. Sam says, you don't know
how hard it is to stay straight, and Rob comes
out of the room behind him. Episode Todd comes out
of the room, checks out his ass and goes.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
There's something like tell me about it, brother, But he
says brother at the end as he and then gives
him the head nod.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Like we could fuck, confirming again that the Todd is
down for.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Anything, any action, anything, any action.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, the janitor. So he finds Rowdy.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
And he's trying to blackmail Carla.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Trying to blackmailt Carla, you out of.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Nowhere with the sneak hug Holy shit that man.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Well, there's this whole Gray's anatomy. I guess crazy natim
mus have been very hot now and and and Bill
probably thought that they were copying us, so it was
time to make fun of them because he's they did.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Something right, because that ship is still on the air.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, Season five hundred, never have to work money again?
How paid? Must Ellen Pompeo be so paid? Ellen POMPEII
is like, might be might be touched touching Oprah money?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
It's close. I don't. I don't know if it's that close.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
I mean Oprah got money where she could lose one
hundred million and be like I did.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I just think Ellen Pompeo, if you know that long,
I mean, she must be one of the highest paid
actresses in the history of television.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Her and uh suv uh Mariska.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Yeah, yeah, but Ellen Pompeo.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
They got to be the most paid people on television. Yeah, definitely,
they have to be if they're not just something really.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Wrong the system they done because Ellen Pompeo just has
decided like she's a very good actress and she decided
to just stay forever. And the Mariska and Rishka is
a very good actress. If you make that decision. Somebody said, look,
we're going to back up the Brinks truck.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
They were like, you commit to twenty years of and
we're gonna freaking give you that money.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
You were not gonna do anything else, but you are
gonna have forty seven homes.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Right deep, We shure you where to drop that shit.
I got a money bin. I would be Scrooge mc
duck out.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
That motherfucker just swimming in my shit, swimming on hard
coin on gold coins.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
All right, listen, So he says Grey's Anatomy. Oh, one
of the things he hates is Grey's Anatomy wraps up
every episode with a cheesy voiceover that ties together all
the storylines, which is my least favorite device on television.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Cock says, to go into commercial break, but it has
to be vague too.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, vague, And then and then JD walks by going
into the commercial break saying the most vague, nonsensical yeah
thing ever scrubs WICKI had it. JD's narration is. And
so in the end, I knew what Elliott said about
the way things were had forever changed the way we
all thought about them. And Bill himself has made lots

(46:08):
of jokes about how sometimes it was late and the
voiceovers just made absolutely no sense.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah, did you notice Beard faces back in pharmaceutical Was
he there?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah? He was there.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
He's a pharmacist. So Laverne punches a hole in the
window to try and get rowdy, and she screams her
name like Leroy Jenkins.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Like Lero Leroy Jenkins.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Some people might not know who Leroy Jenkins is because
you're a little bit younger than us. But a long
time ago, there was this game called The World of
Warcraft and it became so freaking popular.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
And Daniel, you must have played a lot of it.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I only played it recently, but like, yes, it was
very popular, and that was at the peak of its heyday.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Sideway sidebar, fucking Never Winter Nights is on iOS now
and you can play the overhead version of Never Winter
Nights and it looks like Dan really dead ass, dead ass.
So on my iPhone, I just picked it up. Never
Went to Nights is out and it's all look all

(47:19):
of the campaigns and there's like almost one hundred of them,
absolutely stoner killed. But I need something to do while
I'm laid up in bed with covid.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Are you're so psyched you got COVID? You're like, I'm
just gonna get hime and play video games.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
What a dream?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Sounds kind of cool?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Sorry, honey, I've got COVID.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
My wife, so you can't. So you can't go to
the thing to night.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I'm like, the doctor said I should smoke weed and
play video games.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
She said, she said, So you can't go to the
kids basketball game this weekend. I am bummed about that.
But you know what, I just found out that I
could watch that bad boy over the Yeah, no doubt
the camera in the gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna
watch its.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, your phone he plays Anyway.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
To make a very long story short for those who
don't know anything about video games, Daniel, why don't you
summarize what happened?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Okay, so let me puish what I was saying.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
So, so there was a game called The World of Warcraft.
And what happens in the game is it's an online
multiplayer game, and some of the missions that you do
require strategy, and so these and and and and you're
going up against it's like clan verse clan. So it's

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like gigantic groups of people going on.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
How many people were live in this group? Would you imagine?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I would say, like to make it funny, I'm gonna
guess like a couple of hundred people, but realistically probably
forty to fifty people something like that.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I'm down thirteen thirteen.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, that's not funny.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
It's still a lot of people you ruined, ruined, you
ruined Donald's. But we like to be accurate on the show.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Look, anybody who's going to be listening to this who
knows the stories and were sitting there like it wasn't that, man?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Is it wasn't that that?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
You're talking peak nerd shp where someone's gonna push their
glasses up and say.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Are we going to believe that?

Speaker 7 (49:19):
It?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Alright? Sweeting seconds, soaking so mad.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
So there's thirteen people and they've worked on this strategy
that they're gonna do for days, like days like.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Wait a second, I have a question that either one
of you might be able to answer. Did they like
did they stop and like meet up again?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Or they know they're all they're all meeting up before
this strategy.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
They're gonna they finally made it to a megaboss and they.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
They're gonna they're gonna go into this Okay, remember what
we discussed.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
We discussed all of this ship.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
They have a plan.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
We have a the thirteen of us are gonna do
some epic ship right now.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
No, no, no, if you what what happens now? You
have to restart? If you don't like defeat this guy,
Like how a bad? How far back to you?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
I don't know if you can do that? I don't
know if you can do it again? Like there's certain things.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
And Daniel, what's that? What's that you can?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
But the idea is that you it's a dungeon and
you're going all the way through it, part by part
by part, and if you die, you go all the
way back to and your character spawned way outside the dungeon.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Now, Daniel, were these people? Were these thirteen people pausing
and like sleeping or were they like doing it all
nighters and ship?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Usually usually they're pulling all nighters and doing it. But also,
you know, I hate to say it, but this is
also fake, like Lera Jenkins, the whole, the whole thing,
it's it's fake, like the whole thing was composed. It's
like it was like a very early internet. Mean, but
the whole thing is fake, so why.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Come out story? Nobody's gonna give us ship now, It's classic.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
It is a classic.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
I never knew it.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I never knew it wasn't real until now. And I
feel sad you even let Donald finish the story.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I mean you pretty much anyway.

Speaker 9 (51:10):
So since everybody knows, since everybody knows, fucking story, since
everybody knows, fuck story, Daniel cut it.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Le Verne punches the window and does the Leroy Jenkins
scream no the guy done. No, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
No, Daniel ruined the story. I'm trying to explain it,
because Daniel, you should have at least let him finish
before you said.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
It's just to me to ask a question.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I was just conte let's get into this double fantasy. Please.
I'm sad about it being I want to get into
this double fantasy now.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Man, he's gonna cry. I'm just sad about it being faked.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Anyway, for those the story was invested in the story,
just now.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
This guy, they're already to their campaign, and he instead
runs into the villain and screams leave Roy Jenkins and
they're all like, Leroy, what.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Are you doing, you fucking ass Oh, you're ruinin a campaign.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
We've been up all night And at the time we
all thought it was hilarious because we thought this dude
was just sabotaging all their efforts and it was funny. Now, Danil,
since you've already ruined the story, Yes, it was just
a set up joke. It wasn't real.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yeah, well, because when you're when you're watching it, they're
they're going through all these numbers. They're really making it
seem like you know that they're like, Okay, well this
has to happen, then this has to happen. Then this
has to happen, and like, yeah, there's a lot of
that kind of discussion before you go in into a
boss like that or going in you know, do a
an interaction like this, But none of the numbers they're
saying are real. All of like the calculations they're doing beforehand,
like it's all bullshit. They're just trying to set it

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up to make it seem like it's like this super
super calculated thing, and it still is like people did
all of this shit. But Leroy, the whole the whole
thing here.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
It was like it was a It was a I
hate when I find out things I like or fake.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
The best the best part is at the end when
they're like, way to go, Leroy, and he just goes,
at least I have chicken. No, it's the end of it.
He's eating fried chicken in the entire time.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Oh my god. So Leroy Jenkins is black.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Well, no, I don't.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I mean, it's name.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Hold on, now, the motherfucker's name is Lee Roy Jenkins.
If that ain't the blackest name I ever heard in
my life, that ain't. Come on, Joel, you know that's
a black ass.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Name right there.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
It does sound very black.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I don't know, it does sound very black. That is black.
I want to meet a white Leroy Jenkins.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I don't think there's too many white people naming their
d Leroy Jenkins, but maybe.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Well there's Ken Jenkins. Ken is the first Jenkins I
haven't met that was white.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, you've always said Jenkins was a popular African American name.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I that's just like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
When I was growing up watching it, Living Color or
any of those shows, Jenkins is always the name of
the black character that.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Laverne yells Laverne roberts and punches a hole in the
window while trying.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
All Leroy Jenkins, let's take a break.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
We'll be right back after these fine words. Okay. Then
we learned that Lloyd reveals that to get into Sam's class,
you just have to bring in any drugs you have
at home so you're not tempted, which ruins Sam's scam

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and Cocks slow claps at the back because he's proven
that this guy is a compulsive, fucking fraud liar.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Yeah, well he's also getting He's also shooting up with
his po so there's that too.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
All right, let's get into this fantasy. I it is
so funny. It's a fantasy within a fantasy, which I
always appreciate.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
So do I. So this one, it goes, so we're
gonna save this young lady's foot.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
She's not young.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
I mean, we just started off this whole fucking show
with being respectful and then I.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Was a twenty three year old. She's a middle aged woman.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Okay, So we're gonna save this woman's foot. And she
goes and she goes, do I have to have surgery?
And we're like, yeah, but you would You wouldn't believe
what it was like five years ago. And it cuts
to five I guess this is supposed to be five
years now.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
No, no, it doesn't say five years ago, even even
even just a while ago, okay or something like that.
But then it cuts to like medieval times.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
So first it cuts to medieval times and you're standing
there and we're talking like we're Shakespearean must come.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Off it, yeah, and you're sawing. You're sawing with an
actual she's got a bone, she's biting down.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
She's biting down on a on a on a stick,
screaming a stick. And then you go and then and then,
and then j D says, and you wouldn't believe it
how it was it?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
No, we know, he goes. He goes, we're gonna we're
gonna eat it for dinner.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Right, he goes, We're gonna sor it off and eat
it for dinner. But you wouldn't believe it how it
was it?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Uh a few years before, even a little while ago.
And then we get to caveman times. They rolled that
set out from back from my caveman booty call, and
we're both cavemen now, and you've got a caveman afro.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Right, I got the afro, and you're back in your
caveman outfit. And we got her on the table.

Speaker 10 (56:18):
And we're speaking Unga Bunga bunga, and then they knock
her out, and then I knock her out, and then
I knock you out right, which is so funny.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
And then you go into a fantasy and you hear
and then you hear my voiceover go Pungo on Pungo.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Very funny.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
I thought that ship was hilarious and I I'm a
I'm a sucker for the Scrubs double fantasy.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Very funny. I laughed at that.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
What about when we all like do the Fame dance
out of the cafeteria.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
That was amazing and pause and there's the big pause
and you're in front of you.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
If you look at Judy, Judy has an amazing face,
like everybody has a great freaking dance pose, happy face,
like whoever who directed this episode?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Again, Punch Punch. He had to say freeze at one
point because the freeze frame was in the air.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
I know, but the free but he had to be like,
jump now because if the freeze frame is coming, because
everybody's like ah, with big cheesy smiles on and everything,
and it's very funny.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
And then the actual exit happens and everybody's back in
their normal scrubs. We should have said that earlier. Yeah,
Kelso makes it so that everyone wears coca colored scrubs,
Coca srubs, and he now has switched it back because
he can't. He doesn't understand why we sent the lady
back without the uh, the without the surgery. He runs

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into her at the park again and she still has
the same foot problem. So he walks into the hospital
piss like, Yeah, what the fuck, man, I told you
I thought we were doing the dance.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
We weren't doing the dance. We always He admits that
he knows that they do that secret dance to get
around insurance, and why aren't you doing the thing? And
they're and they're like, well, if you don't trust us,
if you if you don't let us do our dance
where we steal scrubs, then we're not going to do
the We're not going to do the dance for your friend.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
And then it all costs the hospital a lot of
money because this all comes from this comes from him
being upset about the books and how much money the
generators the new generator is going to cost, and why
scrubs are costing.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Which is our fault, by the way, which is.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Our fault, right, exactly the right.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
So not only did we cost the hospital money for
the generator, and not only are we stealing all of
the scrubs, We've now made it so that the dance
that we do that costs all of this money also
that costs the hospital money, is only going to be
implied if we get to steal scrubs.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Still, if we still get to cost the house.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
We want our right to steal scrubs, right, We want
our cake and eat and eat it too, and then
and then, and then the cuts to like who is
in the end walking by? Was it Todd? Someone walks
by him also with a stack of scrubs like.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
The Todd A.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Funny episode, Like the first half of this season started
off a little weird, and it's starting to get really funny.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
The best part of the end of the episode is
that JD and Turk finally see that they've been duped
and that Rowdy and Steven are together.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
And uh, but they don't live together anymore, so now
one of them they don't have to share the dog, right.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
And and and then he says, how do you know
which ones which? And JD reaches under Rowdy's dead balls
he feels them and goes, that's Steven.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Don't ask me how I know.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Don't ask me how I know. So, somewhere in the
the taxi dermine scrotums, JD knows.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Somewhere lies the secret between the Somewhere in their taxidermy
scrotums lies the secret.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
There's a sentence no one has ever said before. Somewhere
in their taxiderminte scrotums lies the secret. Kelso has hard
at the end, though, you know, the show ends with
some heart. You know, Cox decides he's not gonna ruin
it for Elliott because he doesn't want her to become
as cynical as he is, which also, you know, shows

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his heart that for this woman that that he knows
didn't have insurance, and he took care of her because
even though he normally looks the other way, he he
looked directly at it this time because he he cares
for his friend in the park who was quite sick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Kelso definitely is getting softer as.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
He Yes, I think Bill is strategically making him still
totally inappropriate, but but showing little glimmers of more heart
as he ages he's accepting Harrison.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Moore, Yeah and and Harrison's boyfriends. He's learning their names
now instead of just yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
And and and and and participating in their businesses because
you know, he went to the last boyfriend's cinnabon and
that's where he's been gaining some weight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Right, oh man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
And then also uh Carla. Carla gives the janitor uh
squid ink at the end of.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
The show because the janitor believes that someone at coffee
Bus is going to poison him and he wants Carla
to be his coffee tester, right, and once she outs herself.
As as the whole rowdy story.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
His blackmail scheme is irrelevant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
He can't blackmail anymore. But but he's right that someone
is trying to hurt him and they've put squid ink
in his coffee. Yeah, and his tongue is black black
and his fingers black.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
He dips his finger and it pulled it out and
then tastes it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
If you dip your finger in coffee and it comes
out and it's covered in black oil or ink.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
What looks like oil. Are you gonna put it on
your tongue after that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
But thees We.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Did it, guys, we did it, guys. We don't even guess.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Today is somebody flaked on Joel and we don't like you.
When you flake on our queen, you're like, you know you?
How many people want to come on as callers? And
and Joel has to shift through We.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Don't even get yo, Daniel, Daniel, yes, no song?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
And instead of that, can we play Joel Joel Monique
is down to get down?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Oh yeah, let's get that one? Sure? Can yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Play play that drop?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
But which version of it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
The dirty one? The dirty one? If you don't mind
you all? No, that's okay, all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Right, cool, get the world out all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Joel money is down, get down, no matter what's between
your eggs.

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
Tomorrow morning you could be make.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
An egg Joel money down, get down. Oh yeah, Joel
money is down to get That's a bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
That is a bop.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
We love you, guys. Sign uh. I'm coming to the
Paramount Theater on in In in Austin, Texas on June fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
This is how fucking this is how this is how
my brain works. I was like, what are you going
to Paramount Theater?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Donald? I hope, I hope even though you have COVID,
you get over it and that you enjoy your right
to stay away from your children and pull bong hits
and play video games. A. Maybe you can watch it,
Maybe you can watch Maybe you can watch dan all
on twitch? And what are you gonna twitch? Danel?

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Same old, same old, mostly Rocket League and maybe this
game goes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Don't your viewers get ball on board of you playing
Rocket League?

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Quite the contrary, they like it more.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
No, Rocket League is Yeah, I don't even know what
Rocket League is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
It's a car soccer game. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Awesome, Yeah that sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
It's pretty incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
And it's overhead.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Uh no it yeah, kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
It's overhead. Why don't you play elden Ring because that
game really pisses me off?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
You know what, I bought it and I tried it.
That ship, dude, that's just too much. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Gray plays that. She twitches it. Yeah, but you know what,
she's Sasha, and she's good at it so many things.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
She's better than me a video games. I can't do
it too much of a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I don't have the patience.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Same I'd rather play Rocket League, but.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
I will play never Winter Nights and that's just a
tough game. There you go, it's a very difficult game.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I am going to play that. I'm so excited. I
finished summer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
What is the countdown to Obi Wan Kenoby airing on
Disney Plus?

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
What's it like seven days after this? It'll be this Friday.
So when it airs this Friday? Right? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
So Friday, guys, check out obi Wan Kenoby because we
are all very excited about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I'm really excited.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Even I'm excited about it. I've been I've been watching
two episodes. I just give two shout outs, okay for
things I watch. Donald don't watch anything but Marvel and
Star Wars. But first of all, Colin Firth is such
a good actor. I've watched two different things with him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
What are you watching?

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Watched some Staircase on EAHB.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
She's watching that, she's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
And Operation Mincemeat, which is a true story of of
a of a spy mission that the English did in
World War Two, that is also incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Can I just say something though, you said something that
everybody after you said it was like, no shit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Colin Firth is such an amazing actor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
No shit, no, I know, but I've never particularly focused
on it. I've never said I know that he works
a lot, I know that he's well respected.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
And he's an Academy Award winner.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I'm just telling you that. Right now, he has two
high profile things out and I've watched them both and
he's fucking killing it. He's so good, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Okay, So I just want you to do this one time.
Just go back and watch Love.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Actually, oh well, that's old school.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Go watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
It's one of the best movies ever made. And it's
not Christmas time, and you can watch it right now.
And I guarantee you the scene at the end with
Colin Firth in the freaking Portuguese cafe talking to the
lady to the girl who was his assistant that summer
or at that cottage, whatever it is, that scene where

(01:06:55):
he's talking to her in bad Portuguese.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Is one of the best scenes in the movie. That's
what I'm talking about. And that movie has so many
great scenes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
That's what I'm talking about. I like, I like that
brother has been good for so long it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Yeah, he's really good. But what I'm telling our audiences.
If you're looking for things to watch, watch The Staircase,
but watch the documentary first because it's a it's based
on documentary. And then go watch Colin Firth do the
lot what what would you call it? That the scripted version,
because it's just amazing. And then go watch this movie

(01:07:36):
that I thought was so well done called Operation Mincemeat.
All right, we love you guys. That's our show and
we will see soon.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Show. We made about a bunch of

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Stories, so gada round you