November 13, 2023 • 18 mins
Have you ever wondered what a certain person from your past is up to?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's do a tangent hit the thing, and we got
to change the thing too. First of all, it's the
wrong it's the old guy with the old voice guy.
And then we were cussing out ship, which I don't
why we're cussing out ship because it's we're out ship.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We need to just work on doing tangents.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
But we're doing just ship. The thing, the thing, it's
the tangent with the bread show.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Giving me all the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're doing one right now. This is its tangent. It's happening. Yes,
this is three in a row. We're doing a job.
Have you ever looked up the person who you like
had transformational sexual experiences with like? For whatever reason, this
morning I woke up and I was thinking of the
first blow job I ever got.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
For whatever reason, I don't know why. I was.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, and I found the woman. I found her online.
I was just curious what she was doing. And she's
married to like a very old man, recently got married
to a very old man.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Just awful.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It wasn't good. Yeah, it wasn't that good. It wasn't
that good. But I didn't know what the hell I
was doing.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That in high school.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It was in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I was at sophomore and she was a freshman
at another school, at the Catholic school of course.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, Jason, you know all about that. Girls it was.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It wasn't awful, It wasn't good. But I don't think
I was good at anything either. I don't think I
knew what I know.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Nobody knows what to do. I've heard of girls actually
literally thinking you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
To I've actually had someone do that once. Yeah, blow
on it. It was called a blow joke exactly one
time in my adult life. That's what they thought they
were supposed to do.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
A microphone, so scared.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Like you just don't know what you're doing, Like you
really just have no fucking idea.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And charophy now, like.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, back in the day resources, back in the day,
it was online.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Back in the day, it was.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A little harder to do have al at the time.
Was it successful? Was your first endeavor successful? I think
it's hard not to be at that age, because like,
all you had to do was really touch it when
I was when I was sixteen and then you know, right.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
But I'll never forget. I will never forget.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
We was in the summer, I guess, and her grandparent
it was at a grandparents house because they weren't there,
so like we were trying to figure out where to
do this, and her grandparents had blow up, So where
am I going to blow you? Basically, no, this girl
had done it. This girl had done it many times before.
Let me assure you of that. And it still wasn't
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very good, but she had no like that was a
targeted That was a targeted approach, like everyone knew, everyone
knew where to go.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh, she fits you into her busy schedules.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Come on, let's be honest. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We all remember the girls who were a little faster
than the rest and everybody kind of knew who they were,
and this was one of those girls.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, so you were looking to get your first o J.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, And so we went to her grandparents house that
was shut down.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
For the season because they were there only like seasonally
or something. It was like a summer, it was a
winter house, and we were there like in the time.
So yeah, that's what we do. And I'll never forget.
She was emphatic. She's like, do not come in my mouth. Emphatic,
like whatever you do don't, and I was like, okay,
so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I was very general.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Why was she so against it?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't know, I don't know. I mean she was
we were young. We were young. I don't know. Anyway,
where did you come put your pants on.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That time?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Do you know what this person looks like?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Still? Like, do you know what they looked like today?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah? It was like my first like love relationship. Yeah,
I wasn't like, I mean, like your friend over there.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But I also I had sex like BEFO four. I
gave my first budget because I was so nerve, like
I like, I'm a people pleasers, like I want to
be good at everything I do, and it was just
so intimidating.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What what are eminem Superman?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What that's that's the song I lost my virginity to?
Oh really?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yes on a CD? I burned obviously, but yeah, no,
I was very scared that I wouldn't be like the best.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
At it, and I don't want to ever not be.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
The best, which is no way to be.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I know that point.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But yeah, you know the guy like, have you looked
to see what he looks like?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The first guy was yes, I know him familiar, Yeah,
which so cool.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Looking?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Does he look good?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Is he looking good?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
It's not like I'm not like he did that? Did Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Fair enough about the woman.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yeah, I mean I still talk to her friends. Right,
she's married and she's got to kids and.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, living life and she knows she turned you gay.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
There were other women after her, So I'm not sure
about remember, to be honest, I don't. I don't, yeah,
because like I was still sort of like straight playing wow,
like dabbling with dudes and kind of like I feel
like with gay culture, it's kind of like you just
like hook up with random people for a little bit,
and that's what I was doing. And so I honestly
(05:27):
could not even tell.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
You has anyone ever accedentally like used teeth on you
guys or something they didn't know what they're doing?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Now, Yeah, I've had some that I was like, Okay,
that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
If you're hooking up with a guy and he ever
says like let's just have sex or a girl and
she's like let's just fuck, then you know, like you
need to work on whatever the fuck you were just doing.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Is that sad? Though? Like when they are turning like, no,
come on, that's just I would yeah, i'd be really sad.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And I don't know what the difference is, but there
have been a few in my life, and I can
count them on two hands where it was so good
that I'm just like, oh my god, you have to stop,
like it was there. I don't know why I stop
because I was going to finish, but before we even.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Started, you can go again, right well?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well no, I mean like even in my like even recently,
I was just like, oh my god, well.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You can't go again. You can go again?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No I can, but I'm not. I don't know. Ask
you where I came when I was sixteen?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Question to come in her mouth? I just want to
know where you.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
None of your business for her, Okay, for the men
in the room, because I know this isn't true for women.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
For the men in the room. Do you when you not?
When you ask?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Do you have do you have like almost like instantaneous
sort of like post turn off? Like I don't know
what it is, but like if something and maybe it's
just me. I don't think it is, though, but there's
something about like the build up, build up, build up,
build up, and then it's then you come and then
for whatever reason, it's not like regret, but it's like
all of that just drains out of you and like
for whatever reason in that moment, I'm just not turned
(07:17):
on it.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Like I'm just like, yeah, it's called post not clarity.
Are you happened to I'd get it. I don't want
to like cuddle or anything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm like, because that's the problem. The problem is not
that I can't get it going again. The problem is
that like I have to then get worked up again,
like to be turned on again.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Oh, in my in my teens and twenties, it was
just like right after another. Yeah, I didn't even need
whatever when you.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Hooked up the Pirates of the Caribbean or yeah, So
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The problem is like if you make me come and
we haven't even started, like I need twenty minutes to
like get back in the mode.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Where like even if it's premature, like.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, but it's it's it has nothing to do with
how the item works. It's mental. It's psychological. Like I'm
just like, okay, all right, hold on here. Yeah, yeah,
like sal just showed up in the Honda Civic, like
you know, don't pick him up, you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But I don't know. I just but women you do
have this, or.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Because I do, but I don't think most women do.
I think I'm a dude.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's like an adrenaline dump. I mean, I'm sure there's
something chemical about it, but it's like and then I'm
just like okay.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh, like you're saying, once that happens, like you're just like.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, Like psychologically, I'm just like I need I need
a minute, like I need a second.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's different when you love, though friend like love.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, no, I get that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I relate to that, not in a bad way.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I just we did our deed. I just like need
a minute, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, So that's why, like yeah, sure, like I can
get off right now because in a perfect world you
already got off because I already did you. But then
I don't know, most people want to carry on to
the next act, and it's like now I kind of
like have to reset and build it up again and again,
like the item itself will work.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, good to know you don't, I will say, though
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You don't drink that much Rufiel. But like in my
old age, I'm becoming more susceptible to whiskey dick though,
and that was never a problem in my whole life.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Dick is a thing as well.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
WHOA yeah, whiskey dick.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I think it has a little to do with some
medication I'm taking, but like, ultimately I never it was
never a problem. But I also like I'm talking extreme.
I'm talking like an extreme drinking evening. Like I'm talking
like the last time it happened, I probably had twenty
shots in one night, and then my stuff doesn't work,
and homegirls like your stuff doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Though? That's what I'm saying, Like my stuff doesn't work
because I drink seven bottles of alcohol. That's I mean,
Like my nothing works.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I feel like I'm hornier when I'm drinking more. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You just asked me, sixteen year old me came, I
don't know. You guys, women don't have you don't have
you don't get whiskey dick?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
To be honest, it's a little bit it can be
harder to come, like if you're super drunk. I mean,
because we like, at least for me, it requires an
extreme amount of focus sometimes, like you really have to
like have your eye on the prize and anything could
take you out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So I think that works.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But you know, like sometimes if I really tie it on,
nothing's happening, like yeah, and I don't know that it's
I think that's I don't know nothing, but nothing's happening,
Like I'm not speaking either, so it's like my mouth
and brain aren't talking to each other anymore either. So
I don't know anybody's surprised that other items do.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But it's also more fun, I think, to have drunk sex.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But there's a limit though, like drunk sex and like obliterated,
like hammered, sloppy, like I'm nauseous.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
You got to talk about your drinking, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Already shot.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No, it's And the funny thing is, it's happened. It's
the same situation, and it's happened. It's only happened to
me twice, and it's happened in the last year, and
it's the same situation, the same bar, the same company.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Same company, company, the same group of people.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did you get a hooker?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
How did you go from me hanging out with a
group of people to me hiring the.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Same company, like a company.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Like my company and the company same company.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Thinking so fancy it sounded like you ordered her.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
If I ordered a girl and I had whiskey dick,
like I want my money.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Back, like satisfaction guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Now, what's happened to me lately is I don't drink
it all for like weeks, and then I'll go party
and it's like shot, shot, shot, and it's the shot.
It's always the shot. I hang out with people that
want to do shots.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You're the people that want to do shot because.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm because I'm in conditioned to it from these other
people I hang out with.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You gotta tell them you gotta fuck later, and you
don't have time to be doing all them ship.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Later, like I'll be.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So, I haven't had a drink in two weeks, Great,
this is great, and then I'll have enough for a
month in one night.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Like I know it's terrible. It's terrible for you.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I know that that was me on Friday. That's why
I got kicked out of the strip club.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, so tell me about that night and how the
hell wasn't I invited Because I want to go to
the strip club and you never even like the strip.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Don't invite nobody.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeahs so much happening right now.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I want to go to the strip club with you
because you'll entertain the strippers and I can just hang
in the vibe.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I just like the vibe.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't want I don't want to pay somebody fifty
bucks to pretend that they like me, Like, I don't
need that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'll just go on a date because I like the vie.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
First of all, the reason I don't invite you, guys,
is because the strip club is not like, it's not
something I plan to do earlier in the day.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't like pencil off. We're going to the strip club.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Someone brings it up in front of drunk Kalen, and
drunk Klen is always down.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
She calls it ouber and she's on the way.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
She's like literally there and I took it to another
level though I now am am messaging with a stripper
on two different platforms. I know her real name. I
did it before, Dina. You No, she's not single, but
she's dating a man, so I don't know there's all.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Room for me. But she's beautiful. But yeah, no, I
but I'm like a good puker. I have just a
nauseous girl.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Like it was because I wasn't even that drunk, but
I went outside to get a friend. I think a
shot went down, you know, the wrong hatch, and I
was like, it's just not sitting right. So I very
carefully puked in a trash can. But the bouncers at
strip clubs, if you don't know, are assholes, and they
they don't tolerate any kind of drunkness, which I guess
is to protect the women, which is good. But like
I've tried to go in there before after having one
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drink and they're.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Like, you're wasted. I'm like, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
So they saw that I puked and kicked me out
and I went home and ordered McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But the stripper still texting me, so you know, when
is a win? When is win?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
She's trying to hang out like outside of work.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
She yeah, and then our friend DJ's there and he
texts me a picture of them at like three am,
and he's like, she wants you to come back, and
I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
She us I have a data to stripper in a while.
See she has any single friends that'd be fun?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Would you want a data stripper?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Sure I have before.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You like how you like?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Wait a minute, yeah, the man will doesn't want to know?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Three or like you don't even women?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Your girlfriends have an X. Right do you feel about
the stripper?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's a good story. And I want to take what
are we having a holiday party this year? I want
to take stripper to the holiday party as her Ask
her if she could provide like a little short lineup
of anyone who's available.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Go in there and you can see if you vibe
with any of that.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
But I need to know talk top.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I need to know which one because inevitably all like
the one that has a boyfriend, it's it never fails.
I need to know, like what is available to.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Me as far as a holiday party, that depends on us,
because you know, you.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Know, don't you start?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
I like my job, I love and.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Let's wait till your bump pops out and then let's go.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
We have to I'm doing my maternity shoot there what
I'm doing it?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
That's I kind of three of the strippers and the
DJ so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Ask your friend to recommend an available young lady, and
I'd like to see what this person looks like. I'd
like to see the profile because obviously she's just trying
to pay her way through nursing school. So no, I'm serious.
I want to go on a day with a stripper.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You're gonna have to put in work and flirt and
I need to know who. We'll go and see what
you like and we'll send.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It doesn't help me because they're all single when they're working.
Trust me, they're all available when they're working. I need
to know who is available.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
But you think one's going to go out with you
for free? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Like, yes, because they have lives away from there.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Oh okay, yes, but don't take any shots for it.
You don't want any whiskey diculas?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Do you worry about that? I don't know. I kind
of want to go to day with a stripper.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
What to tell you? Must be Are you bored?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Either either it works out and we have a great time,
or there's it doesn't and then I just mind for
stories the whole night.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
You can't be shitting where I eat though, because I
have a good rapport with that stripper. True, you know,
will you please?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Will you please ask if anyone's available for a.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Couple of igs of available strippers that that that this
person can speak to.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Why would you not do that for.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Me, because just so you could say you dated a stripper.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I have dat.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
I can already say that. Well, then what's the point
I want another one? It doesn't get it doesn't get
your vibe. It's so crazy because, like I said, you're
the person, just like I don't want to know about
this person's past, the history, how many guys he's lived with.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
This woman dances for men twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I didn't say I was gonna marry anybody, Okay, I
just I just was looking for a nice time.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No one's helping me to go to the strip club,
and you'll help.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You don't understand that I do it in a strip club.
Give me your money, give me your but I need,
I need to set up. I need the context.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Oh, you can flirt with them and actually get a
number like I did.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
How do you think I got her number?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Because you've got female and you're non threatening that the
strippers don't give their numbers out to guys I do.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
If you're cute, you gotta But you gotta talk to
the strippers. That's the only problem with you. You don't
talk to them.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
If only I knew somebody who knew the strippers, If
only you do, you know the DJ, and I could
get a recommendation.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
You know the DJ.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
DJ will hook you, you.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Know the DJ. Alright, you know what, I'll get my
own strippers.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I can't, I said, I will ask if anyone.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I asked for so little around here, you know, just
get me a stripper.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You just want me to give you women like you
a woman?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, yeah, listen, get your own women.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Come.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You got this fride, You've got You've got got it.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, but don't don't kalver.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You find your own strip cut. That's my cheer and
she can't go back?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
All okay?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Right, I will ask if any of them would like
to come to the iHeart Company.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Because Fred wanted the data stran.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
If you want to go to the company party, Fred,
I'll be getting I'll be getting the best of audio
ready because Fred's going to be gone.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Where is it going to be not with the.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I'll be drinking icy. I'm not all right.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I want to go home. There's the Can's gonna find
me a stripper. This is great. I love it.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
There's the tangent. Oh that'll be a whole tangent too.
So there there's more content. Go get get us some content.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Bye,
Let's do a tangent hit the thing, and we got
to change the thing too. First of all, it's the
wrong it's the old guy with the old voice guy.
And then we were cussing out ship, which I don't
why we're cussing out ship because it's we're out ship.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We need to just work on doing tangents.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
But we're doing just ship. The thing, the thing, it's
the tangent with the bread show.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Giving me all the we couldn't talk about on air.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We're doing one right now. This is its tangent. It's happening. Yes,
this is three in a row. We're doing a job.
Have you ever looked up the person who you like
had transformational sexual experiences with like? For whatever reason, this
morning I woke up and I was thinking of the
first blow job I ever got.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
For whatever reason, I don't know why. I was.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, and I found the woman. I found her online.
I was just curious what she was doing. And she's
married to like a very old man, recently got married
to a very old man.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Just awful.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It wasn't good. Yeah, it wasn't that good. It wasn't
that good. But I didn't know what the hell I
was doing.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That in high school.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It was in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I was at sophomore and she was a freshman
at another school, at the Catholic school of course.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, Jason, you know all about that. Girls it was.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It wasn't awful, It wasn't good. But I don't think
I was good at anything either. I don't think I
knew what I know.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Nobody knows what to do. I've heard of girls actually
literally thinking you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
To I've actually had someone do that once. Yeah, blow
on it. It was called a blow joke exactly one
time in my adult life. That's what they thought they
were supposed to do.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
A microphone, so scared.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Like you just don't know what you're doing, Like you
really just have no fucking idea.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And charophy now, like.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, back in the day resources, back in the day,
it was online.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Back in the day, it was.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A little harder to do have al at the time.
Was it successful? Was your first endeavor successful? I think
it's hard not to be at that age, because like,
all you had to do was really touch it when
I was when I was sixteen and then you know, right.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
But I'll never forget. I will never forget.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
We was in the summer, I guess, and her grandparent
it was at a grandparents house because they weren't there,
so like we were trying to figure out where to
do this, and her grandparents had blow up, So where
am I going to blow you? Basically, no, this girl
had done it. This girl had done it many times before.
Let me assure you of that. And it still wasn't
(02:37):
very good, but she had no like that was a
targeted That was a targeted approach, like everyone knew, everyone
knew where to go.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh, she fits you into her busy schedules.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Come on, let's be honest. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We all remember the girls who were a little faster
than the rest and everybody kind of knew who they were,
and this was one of those girls.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, so you were looking to get your first o J.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, And so we went to her grandparents house that
was shut down.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
For the season because they were there only like seasonally
or something. It was like a summer, it was a
winter house, and we were there like in the time.
So yeah, that's what we do. And I'll never forget.
She was emphatic. She's like, do not come in my mouth. Emphatic,
like whatever you do don't, and I was like, okay,
so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I was very general.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Why was she so against it?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't know, I don't know. I mean she was
we were young. We were young. I don't know. Anyway,
where did you come put your pants on.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That time?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Do you know what this person looks like?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Still? Like, do you know what they looked like today?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah? It was like my first like love relationship. Yeah,
I wasn't like, I mean, like your friend over there.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But I also I had sex like BEFO four. I
gave my first budget because I was so nerve, like
I like, I'm a people pleasers, like I want to
be good at everything I do, and it was just
so intimidating.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What what are eminem Superman?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What that's that's the song I lost my virginity to?
Oh really?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yes on a CD? I burned obviously, but yeah, no,
I was very scared that I wouldn't be like the best.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
At it, and I don't want to ever not be.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
The best, which is no way to be.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I know that point.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But yeah, you know the guy like, have you looked
to see what he looks like?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The first guy was yes, I know him familiar, Yeah,
which so cool.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Looking?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Does he look good?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Is he looking good?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
It's not like I'm not like he did that? Did Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Fair enough about the woman.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yeah, I mean I still talk to her friends. Right,
she's married and she's got to kids and.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, living life and she knows she turned you gay.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
There were other women after her, So I'm not sure
about remember, to be honest, I don't. I don't, yeah,
because like I was still sort of like straight playing wow,
like dabbling with dudes and kind of like I feel
like with gay culture, it's kind of like you just
like hook up with random people for a little bit,
and that's what I was doing. And so I honestly
(05:27):
could not even tell.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
You has anyone ever accedentally like used teeth on you
guys or something they didn't know what they're doing?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Now, Yeah, I've had some that I was like, Okay,
that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
If you're hooking up with a guy and he ever
says like let's just have sex or a girl and
she's like let's just fuck, then you know, like you
need to work on whatever the fuck you were just doing.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Is that sad? Though? Like when they are turning like, no,
come on, that's just I would yeah, i'd be really sad.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And I don't know what the difference is, but there
have been a few in my life, and I can
count them on two hands where it was so good
that I'm just like, oh my god, you have to stop,
like it was there. I don't know why I stop
because I was going to finish, but before we even.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Started, you can go again, right well?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well no, I mean like even in my like even recently,
I was just like, oh my god, well.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You can't go again. You can go again?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No I can, but I'm not. I don't know. Ask
you where I came when I was sixteen?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Question to come in her mouth? I just want to
know where you.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
None of your business for her, Okay, for the men
in the room, because I know this isn't true for women.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
For the men in the room. Do you when you not?
When you ask?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Do you have do you have like almost like instantaneous
sort of like post turn off? Like I don't know
what it is, but like if something and maybe it's
just me. I don't think it is, though, but there's
something about like the build up, build up, build up,
build up, and then it's then you come and then
for whatever reason, it's not like regret, but it's like
all of that just drains out of you and like
for whatever reason in that moment, I'm just not turned
(07:17):
on it.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Like I'm just like, yeah, it's called post not clarity.
Are you happened to I'd get it. I don't want
to like cuddle or anything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm like, because that's the problem. The problem is not
that I can't get it going again. The problem is
that like I have to then get worked up again,
like to be turned on again.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Oh, in my in my teens and twenties, it was
just like right after another. Yeah, I didn't even need
whatever when you.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Hooked up the Pirates of the Caribbean or yeah, So
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The problem is like if you make me come and
we haven't even started, like I need twenty minutes to
like get back in the mode.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Where like even if it's premature, like.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, but it's it's it has nothing to do with
how the item works. It's mental. It's psychological. Like I'm
just like, okay, all right, hold on here. Yeah, yeah,
like sal just showed up in the Honda Civic, like
you know, don't pick him up, you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
But I don't know. I just but women you do
have this, or.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Because I do, but I don't think most women do.
I think I'm a dude.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's like an adrenaline dump. I mean, I'm sure there's
something chemical about it, but it's like and then I'm
just like okay.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh, like you're saying, once that happens, like you're just like.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, Like psychologically, I'm just like I need I need
a minute, like I need a second.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's different when you love, though friend like love.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, no, I get that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I relate to that, not in a bad way.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I just we did our deed. I just like need
a minute, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, So that's why, like yeah, sure, like I can
get off right now because in a perfect world you
already got off because I already did you. But then
I don't know, most people want to carry on to
the next act, and it's like now I kind of
like have to reset and build it up again and again,
like the item itself will work.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, good to know you don't, I will say, though
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You don't drink that much Rufiel. But like in my
old age, I'm becoming more susceptible to whiskey dick though,
and that was never a problem in my whole life.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Dick is a thing as well.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
WHOA yeah, whiskey dick.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I think it has a little to do with some
medication I'm taking, but like, ultimately I never it was
never a problem. But I also like I'm talking extreme.
I'm talking like an extreme drinking evening. Like I'm talking
like the last time it happened, I probably had twenty
shots in one night, and then my stuff doesn't work,
and homegirls like your stuff doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Though? That's what I'm saying, Like my stuff doesn't work
because I drink seven bottles of alcohol. That's I mean,
Like my nothing works.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I feel like I'm hornier when I'm drinking more. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You just asked me, sixteen year old me came, I
don't know. You guys, women don't have you don't have
you don't get whiskey dick?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
To be honest, it's a little bit it can be
harder to come, like if you're super drunk. I mean,
because we like, at least for me, it requires an
extreme amount of focus sometimes, like you really have to
like have your eye on the prize and anything could
take you out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So I think that works.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But you know, like sometimes if I really tie it on,
nothing's happening, like yeah, and I don't know that it's
I think that's I don't know nothing, but nothing's happening,
Like I'm not speaking either, so it's like my mouth
and brain aren't talking to each other anymore either. So
I don't know anybody's surprised that other items do.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But it's also more fun, I think, to have drunk sex.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But there's a limit though, like drunk sex and like obliterated,
like hammered, sloppy, like I'm nauseous.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
You got to talk about your drinking, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Already shot.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No, it's And the funny thing is, it's happened. It's
the same situation, and it's happened. It's only happened to
me twice, and it's happened in the last year, and
it's the same situation, the same bar, the same company.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Same company, company, the same group of people.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did you get a hooker?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
How did you go from me hanging out with a
group of people to me hiring the.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Same company, like a company.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Like my company and the company same company.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Thinking so fancy it sounded like you ordered her.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
If I ordered a girl and I had whiskey dick,
like I want my money.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Back, like satisfaction guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Now, what's happened to me lately is I don't drink
it all for like weeks, and then I'll go party
and it's like shot, shot, shot, and it's the shot.
It's always the shot. I hang out with people that
want to do shots.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You're the people that want to do shot because.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm because I'm in conditioned to it from these other
people I hang out with.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You gotta tell them you gotta fuck later, and you
don't have time to be doing all them ship.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Later, like I'll be.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So, I haven't had a drink in two weeks, Great,
this is great, and then I'll have enough for a
month in one night.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Like I know it's terrible. It's terrible for you.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I know that that was me on Friday. That's why
I got kicked out of the strip club.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, so tell me about that night and how the
hell wasn't I invited Because I want to go to
the strip club and you never even like the strip.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Don't invite nobody.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeahs so much happening right now.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I want to go to the strip club with you
because you'll entertain the strippers and I can just hang
in the vibe.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I just like the vibe.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't want I don't want to pay somebody fifty
bucks to pretend that they like me, Like, I don't
need that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'll just go on a date because I like the vie.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
First of all, the reason I don't invite you, guys,
is because the strip club is not like, it's not
something I plan to do earlier in the day.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't like pencil off. We're going to the strip club.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Someone brings it up in front of drunk Kalen, and
drunk Klen is always down.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
She calls it ouber and she's on the way.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
She's like literally there and I took it to another
level though I now am am messaging with a stripper
on two different platforms. I know her real name. I
did it before, Dina. You No, she's not single, but
she's dating a man, so I don't know there's all.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Room for me. But she's beautiful. But yeah, no, I
but I'm like a good puker. I have just a
nauseous girl.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Like it was because I wasn't even that drunk, but
I went outside to get a friend. I think a
shot went down, you know, the wrong hatch, and I
was like, it's just not sitting right. So I very
carefully puked in a trash can. But the bouncers at
strip clubs, if you don't know, are assholes, and they
they don't tolerate any kind of drunkness, which I guess
is to protect the women, which is good. But like
I've tried to go in there before after having one
(13:20):
drink and they're.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Like, you're wasted. I'm like, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
So they saw that I puked and kicked me out
and I went home and ordered McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But the stripper still texting me, so you know, when
is a win? When is win?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
She's trying to hang out like outside of work.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
She yeah, and then our friend DJ's there and he
texts me a picture of them at like three am,
and he's like, she wants you to come back, and
I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
She us I have a data to stripper in a while.
See she has any single friends that'd be fun?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Would you want a data stripper?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Sure I have before.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You like how you like?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Wait a minute, yeah, the man will doesn't want to know?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Three or like you don't even women?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Your girlfriends have an X. Right do you feel about
the stripper?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's a good story. And I want to take what
are we having a holiday party this year? I want
to take stripper to the holiday party as her Ask
her if she could provide like a little short lineup
of anyone who's available.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Go in there and you can see if you vibe
with any of that.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
But I need to know talk top.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I need to know which one because inevitably all like
the one that has a boyfriend, it's it never fails.
I need to know, like what is available to.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Me as far as a holiday party, that depends on us,
because you know, you.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Know, don't you start?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
I like my job, I love and.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Let's wait till your bump pops out and then let's go.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
We have to I'm doing my maternity shoot there what
I'm doing it?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
That's I kind of three of the strippers and the
DJ so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Ask your friend to recommend an available young lady, and
I'd like to see what this person looks like. I'd
like to see the profile because obviously she's just trying
to pay her way through nursing school. So no, I'm serious.
I want to go on a day with a stripper.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You're gonna have to put in work and flirt and
I need to know who. We'll go and see what
you like and we'll send.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It doesn't help me because they're all single when they're working.
Trust me, they're all available when they're working. I need
to know who is available.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
But you think one's going to go out with you
for free? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Like, yes, because they have lives away from there.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Oh okay, yes, but don't take any shots for it.
You don't want any whiskey diculas?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Do you worry about that? I don't know. I kind
of want to go to day with a stripper.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
What to tell you? Must be Are you bored?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Either either it works out and we have a great time,
or there's it doesn't and then I just mind for
stories the whole night.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
You can't be shitting where I eat though, because I
have a good rapport with that stripper. True, you know,
will you please?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Will you please ask if anyone's available for a.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Couple of igs of available strippers that that that this
person can speak to.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Why would you not do that for.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Me, because just so you could say you dated a stripper.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I have dat.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
I can already say that. Well, then what's the point
I want another one? It doesn't get it doesn't get
your vibe. It's so crazy because, like I said, you're
the person, just like I don't want to know about
this person's past, the history, how many guys he's lived with.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
This woman dances for men twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I didn't say I was gonna marry anybody, Okay, I
just I just was looking for a nice time.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No one's helping me to go to the strip club,
and you'll help.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You don't understand that I do it in a strip club.
Give me your money, give me your but I need,
I need to set up. I need the context.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Oh, you can flirt with them and actually get a
number like I did.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
How do you think I got her number?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Because you've got female and you're non threatening that the
strippers don't give their numbers out to guys I do.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
If you're cute, you gotta But you gotta talk to
the strippers. That's the only problem with you. You don't
talk to them.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
If only I knew somebody who knew the strippers, If
only you do, you know the DJ, and I could
get a recommendation.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
You know the DJ.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
DJ will hook you, you.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Know the DJ. Alright, you know what, I'll get my
own strippers.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I can't, I said, I will ask if anyone.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I asked for so little around here, you know, just
get me a stripper.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You just want me to give you women like you
a woman?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, yeah, listen, get your own women.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Come.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You got this fride, You've got You've got got it.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, but don't don't kalver.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You find your own strip cut. That's my cheer and
she can't go back?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
All okay?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Right, I will ask if any of them would like
to come to the iHeart Company.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Because Fred wanted the data stran.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
If you want to go to the company party, Fred,
I'll be getting I'll be getting the best of audio
ready because Fred's going to be gone.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Where is it going to be not with the.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I'll be drinking icy. I'm not all right.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I want to go home. There's the Can's gonna find
me a stripper. This is great. I love it.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
There's the tangent. Oh that'll be a whole tangent too.
So there there's more content. Go get get us some content.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Bye,
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