January 25, 2024 • 15 mins
Lets see what you're into based on your astrological sign
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, let's do a tangent, shall we? How
(00:02):
about it? And because here's the old ass intro, still
play it. It's the tangent with the Fread show giving
me all the shit we couldn't talk about on air.
I gotta get a new intro cut. I got to
get my man Miles to cut us one where we
say the word shit. Oh, because I don't know why
the intro says saying all this shit we couldn't talk
about on the air, but then we bleep shit, which
doesn't make any sense to me. But I don't know
(00:22):
why we did that. But we also haven't changed yet
in years. So anyway, I'll get right on that, I promise,
Hi everyone. So yeah, I catch up with the show
on the iHeart at anytime. Search for the Fred Show
on demand. But today, today we want to talk about
something that's near and dear to many people's hearts in
this room, and that is astrology. Yes, and many of
you believe in astrology, and you believe in the you know,
(00:42):
whatever your sign is and whatever that's supposed to mean
about a lot of different things. This is true, and
I do wonder how much of that is. Here's what
it's supposed to mean. And then here's what you find
in yourself once I tell you what it's supposed to mean, Like, oh, Sagittarius,
you guys are boisterous as a matter of fact, I am,
but I'm also quiet sometimes, so you could say Sagittarius quiet.
Sometimes it would be like, that's right, that's me. So
(01:05):
some of this stuff is a little vague for my taste.
But nonetheless, Camelin has found what apparently is the your
kinks is is your astrological sign mixed with your kinks.
So let's go through this. We got to do all
of them so that even the people who are represented
unrepresented in the room know what THEIRS is. I don't
have all of you, just have ours.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, but I can. I can do that while we're talking.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, I just figured, you know, for the people who
many signs are represented in here, but a couple of
overlap and stuff. So I figured the people who who
we didn't know about, they might want to hear theirs too.
So I don't know, I guess we start for the top.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'll start from I'll do all of your guys
and then.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Go okay, like down the list, Okay, so who wants
to go first?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Who wants to Sagittarius? Go ahead? So this is Keiky and me.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
And okay, so this is hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That all three of us are into the same thing.
That's what I'm saying, considering I go down and work
hard in bed and Rufio does neither, So Big Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And oh yeah, Big Tim is a Sagittarius.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Rufio and I are already not the same in bed.
But let's hear about the kings. How would you know?
Because of what he says. He says he doesn't go
down and doesn't work and I do both. So I'm
just saying I can't go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, so this is not accurate for you, guys, I
don't think from what I know of you. So it
says role play biting and BDSM biting.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, none of the others.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Really, you would do the others down for it all.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Role play, you guys know. I'm just not I just
can't get into it. I just can't convince myself that,
you know, the girl I've been having sex with for
years is actually now a naughty nurse.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Like I Just you know, you don't have a fantasy
the like you would like to play out at.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Some point, I mean like mile high club stuff or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But yeah, you're a pilot.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, but I don't necessarily need you to dress up
in our same house and pretend like it's you know,
and cockpit or something. I don't know. I don't know,
I look at it if you're into it. And I
also haven't been in a relationship with someone really long
enough where we had to get that creative. But the
role play thing is just I'm just I'm too literal.
I'm too type A. I'm too literal. Like I've heard
about people who play the game like where you go
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down to the hotel bar and then the other person
comes up and like your partner comes up and then
hits on you and take ship to a room and
bangs you. And I'm like, I think halfway through i'd
be like, all right, this is fucking dumb. Let's go
fuck Like I already I've fucked you a hundred times.
Let's go you know, like I don't know I fucked you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Don't ever say that to your wife times.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm just saying, like, I can't pretend that you're like
Tricksy the hooker, you know. I can't. I can't do it. Like,
but what about you guys role play, I mean any
roleplay stuff going on?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
No, I don't think so, like I don't know, you
don't think so, No, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So you're so you're all those things.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Then I would do all those things. Now, I'm like you,
I would be laughing the whole time if somebody was
role playing, But like, I would be down for it, like.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do your thing, okay, you know, all right?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, and biting?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Why not? So Big Tim comes in with a Beggar's
pizza and you're like, oh, pizza delivery man. He's like, no,
actually I just want to eat the pizza. But yeah,
let me leave it review real quick. Yeah yeah Victoria
or Vanessa? Yeah okay, what about you?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's like BDSM though.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Now that's when they tie you up and stuff. Yeah yeah,
I'll tie somebody up.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, you'll do the time.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Are you like the alpha in the situation in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No. I like to believe in my mind that I'm
alpha always, but I'm really not with him.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah yeah, I feel that would.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Definitely do that if you let me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, yes, you tyed? Okay, if you want me to
do mine. Mine is power spanking and make up sex.
Oh yes, so yes, moving quite along right along?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Two? All three, Gemini, this is for Paulina.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hot wax kissing and exploration.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You've used hot wax right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
During sax?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yes, you've talked about it.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I have.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yes, I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I never sturing sex in my life.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You did say you like when people spit in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yes, the spinning was hot. It is hot.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yet that's a weird one for me because I feel
like you got to know. It's not that I won't
do it. I just it's you got to know that
somebody wants because that's one of those things where somebody
either really wants you to do it or they really don't.
Just try, That's what I mean. And you can't just
I can't just try it. You know what?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You just try? You need to tell someone to open
their mouth. If you tell me to open my mouth,
I think I know, Like, what's what's happening?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
They could just spit on you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You know that's different. No, I don't want someone to
spin on me like I'm trashed.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I just feel like there has to be as much
as possible.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't know, I guess. I guess again I being
too literally, like you could try this stuff ship and
then the worse than it happened is someone's like, I
don't want to do that, but I guess. I also
like I feel like there needs to be a sidebar conversation,
like ahead of time, like hey, can I can I
spit in your face? Please?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Don't have a side you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But you know what I mean, like if I if I,
for some people, being spit on would be the most
disrespectful thing you can do, which is why people like it,
because I can't believe the number of people who want
to be disrespected in bed. It is. It is like
out here in these streets as a as a voyager,
that's what I am. I am a voyager, I am
an ex I am an explorer. Okay, if you will,
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well I would say I'm inventing this stuff, but I am.
I am. I know what's on the pulse of what
people want, and it's amazing to me the number of
people that want to be truly disrespected in that regard.
And it's just like it's so crazy for me mentally
to think that this same generation is so high on
female empowerment, but then also secretly wants you to literally
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treat them like ship in bed and they'll tell you
that it is.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And it's because it's like forbidden everywhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, you can't.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You can't ask me for permission to spit on me?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wrong?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Are your mouth like he's winding up a big louis
like you know what's coming?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, And you also like, that's only something I will
do with someone I'm like very close with. Like I
don't want like straight like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like I feel like I have to be like in
love with someone for them to like spit in my mouth,
because then you don't think their spit is like gross,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's what I mean. Like, I just think you got
to kind of start to that's not an early relationship,
early hookup activity. I feel like people got to give
you some form of vindication that that's what they want
because I've seen it. I've never had it that kind
of thing backfire, but I can see where it could. Yeah,
I can see where it could.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And you're the one doing the spitting, So what do
you care?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because I if I'm if I'm fucking someone I want
to keep fucking. And I do something like that and
they really don't like it, well then I might lose
my chance. I think. The only way I would really
just try it without any sort of indications if I
didn't care, Like, if I really didn't care, I would
just try some shit. See what happens. I've done that before.
They go, all right, yeah in that case, you did,
(08:03):
But I'm just what I mean, is you just kind
of got it? I don't know. That's a tough one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ok,
what about Jason.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Here's Jason shower sex for play and dirty talk.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh but the other two. Yeah, we don't talk at all.
We don't speak at all.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Do you like text or talk like like before about
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
But not like during it?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay to me?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Like a grunt or a moan is like so much
hoigher than like actual words.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, you don't make any noise.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
We make no, we don't talk, but there's like grunts moaning,
But I'm not like about to put it down, so
like we don't like do all that. Like I don't
need to hear that. Is you talking to me like that?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
What's your foreplay returning his packages.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yeah for him, man, Basically, my boner goes away forever.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Is that everybody to get everybody we did?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Do you want me to still read?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It just goes through the other ones and then we
can we can be done with this.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Don't sound like you're having someone noise.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I am having fun, but I'm hungry and I want.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Some clos Okay, all right, I'll go quickly, and I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
To get emails from the suits about some shit I
have to do later, and it's like, let's just fucking
do it so I can be done with this, all right.
I've never seen more planning to plan than what I
have to do in about forty five minutes. Planning to plan,
planning to plan. You would think I'm interviewing prethident Obama
in thirty minutes. She would honestly think that. And I
guarantee you will go just fine. But anyway, please, well,
okay for.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
My aris, girlies and boys, aggression, passion, total control, which
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Aries are fire signs, so that makes sense to me.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Taurus kinks versatility, choking and massaging, Tori cancer kinks submission, pleasing, connection.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That that's the sensitive sign, so that kind of also
makes sense. Virgo kinks.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh Virgos are psycho, oh my god, spitting, screaming and
weird positions.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
What screaming, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Beauty scorpio, which is Shelley. I should point out edging
control and dominance.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That sounds about right interesting. She's running that household.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
She's probably the complete opposite of her real life person.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Probably like a drill sergeant at home.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's where you get real, real, real close and then stop.
It's like teasing you and then start over again and
get real, real, real real close and then stop right
at that point.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What we don't play that game. Yeah, it's too rare man, Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Aquarius bondage, neck kissing and toys kiss okay, Capricorn blindfolds,
rough sex and being chased, which is extremely concerning.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That's that's guys, yell and drop it chases yours.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
And lastly, Libra's pet names oral and ass grabbing, which
I mean pet names like honey, boo.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Boo, honey, I don't know my name is like cute,
like I don't want to be called.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
At the butt stuff in any of that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, yeah, no butt stuff at all is love butt stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
That was the astress at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But shower sex I like it too, but it's never
really it never ends in the shower.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You what it's supposed to give.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Real I like shower sex in the like a hotel
where you get like a fancy shower, like with rain
fall heads or like multiple heads, or like I've stayed
in hotels where the shower was made to fucking yeah,
because because it's got like you got like heads coming
at different angles. An ye, yeah, I've stayed in a
hotel in your legs, the best hotel I ever stayed in.
(11:36):
This was so upsetting to me. This was so upsetting.
I was in Indianapolis one night on my way for
some reason, I stopped there. I was doing a trip
for I flew a wounded veteran to Atlanta and he
lived outside of Indye. So I flew to India and
stayed the night. I never I'd actually never been there before,
and then I was going to fly to the hit
where he lied, and then taken to Atlanta and come home,
which I did.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You guys had shower sex, but we had shower sex.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The wounded veteran and I and you know what happened
after that. He was cured after I did it, after
I after I talked dirty to him in this hour. Whatever,
lazy eye, you don't know you said the most you
said the most offensive thing tonight, not me, not me. No.
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So I stayed in this hotel and it was like,
I don't know. They call him like boutique hotel, Like
I don't know. It was not a brand. It was
like a unique brand. It was a very nice hotel.
And I walked in a very very nice place and
it's like two o'clock and I walk in on my
ham checking in and they're like, hey, your room isn't ready.
It should be, but it's not, like can you give
us an hour? And I'm like okay. So I go
to the bar. I'm in the bar and I'm drinking
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or whatever, and they come over and they're like, sir,
are you saying in the presidential suite? And I said no,
and they said, well, it looks like you are, because
here's the key. And then as I walked by the desk,
she was like, hey, sorry, your room wasn't ready, so
we just gave you the one we had, which is
a three bedroom presidential suite with a dining room and
a living room. And this was for one night. And
I'm by myself, and I'm in fucking Indianapolis, of all places.
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So I walk in this palace, you would have thought
you were in Vegas. And I kid you not. The
shower was twice as big as this room. Heads everywhere,
there was a bench in the middle, benches on the side. Oh,
an old glass box, all white marble. I mean, it
was so nice. And here's little old meat jacket off
alone in the shower, hopefully I mean no, I went
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head to head and pretended like somebody was with me.
I mean, but this would have been it was a
steam thing, like it steamed up to This would have
been the place I never would have I wouldn't even
left the room if I get on the apps. I
don't know why at the time, I don't know why
at the time I didn't. But nonetheless, maybe I was
seeing somebody I don't know. But here I am alone
in this palace, like we could add sex in every room.
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There were multiple rooms. I mean, I just couldn't believe it.
And what a waste. And then I went online. It's
like two thousand dollars a night, so I'll never go
by the way. I'm not taking when the romantic Indianapolis
that bang in the presidential suite. But I've never seen
a shower like that since it was wild. I'm sorry alone,
that's the only way I like showers sex Otherwise, if
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it's like if you're like the apartment, if you're in
the apartment with like them with like the bathtub shower,
you know, the one that's in like every apartment and
every hotel room with the shower curtain and the one
little fucking lay ass head that comes up, and it's
like someone's behind freezing cold while the other one's getting drenched,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't things don't end there, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah, that's the other thing anyway, whatever, what's the
other thing? Yeah, things have ended there. I'm used to
usually shivering because you know, you get wet and then
like you not everybody can get wet at the same time,
usually unless you're getting hit at two angles. So now
that's and I'm behind and and I'm like cold, so
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I'm coming and shivering at the same time. Yeah, No,
it's really it's really not always great. Damn. So you
start there and then you take the time to like
dry off and then get in bed.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Well I don't dry off, okay, yeah, I mean as
a woman, I would be hard, I think to finish
in the shower.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, it would be.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
A little true.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
So then do you sleep in the bed that's now
all soaking wet? Because you, I mean, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
When you fucking things get messy, I don't know what
to tell you, you.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Know, yeah, I know. I just try and make it
so that like at least a bed can be slept
in afterwards, hopefully.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well hopefully it's like so hot that you're not thinking about.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If you're in the moment. But then I'm like fucking
gonna change his sheets, of jeesus, he is a thinker. Yeah,
I mean I do like convenience, you know, in your mouth.
Do you mind he's putting on a tie, putting on
a towel on the floor from the bathroom to the bed.
Yeah's exactly. You're tripping on my panda wood floor from
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it up from Guano Baygo or whatever. Probably, And I
think she was like, all right, that's the tangent. Thanks
for listening.
All right, guys, let's do a tangent, shall we? How
(00:02):
about it? And because here's the old ass intro, still
play it. It's the tangent with the Fread show giving
me all the shit we couldn't talk about on air.
I gotta get a new intro cut. I got to
get my man Miles to cut us one where we
say the word shit. Oh, because I don't know why
the intro says saying all this shit we couldn't talk
about on the air, but then we bleep shit, which
doesn't make any sense to me. But I don't know
(00:22):
why we did that. But we also haven't changed yet
in years. So anyway, I'll get right on that, I promise,
Hi everyone. So yeah, I catch up with the show
on the iHeart at anytime. Search for the Fred Show
on demand. But today, today we want to talk about
something that's near and dear to many people's hearts in
this room, and that is astrology. Yes, and many of
you believe in astrology, and you believe in the you know,
(00:42):
whatever your sign is and whatever that's supposed to mean
about a lot of different things. This is true, and
I do wonder how much of that is. Here's what
it's supposed to mean. And then here's what you find
in yourself once I tell you what it's supposed to mean, Like, oh, Sagittarius,
you guys are boisterous as a matter of fact, I am,
but I'm also quiet sometimes, so you could say Sagittarius quiet.
Sometimes it would be like, that's right, that's me. So
(01:05):
some of this stuff is a little vague for my taste.
But nonetheless, Camelin has found what apparently is the your
kinks is is your astrological sign mixed with your kinks.
So let's go through this. We got to do all
of them so that even the people who are represented
unrepresented in the room know what THEIRS is. I don't
have all of you, just have ours.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, but I can. I can do that while we're talking.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, I just figured, you know, for the people who
many signs are represented in here, but a couple of
overlap and stuff. So I figured the people who who
we didn't know about, they might want to hear theirs too.
So I don't know, I guess we start for the top.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'll start from I'll do all of your guys
and then.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Go okay, like down the list, Okay, so who wants
to go first?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Who wants to Sagittarius? Go ahead? So this is Keiky and me.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
And okay, so this is hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That all three of us are into the same thing.
That's what I'm saying, considering I go down and work
hard in bed and Rufio does neither, So Big Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And oh yeah, Big Tim is a Sagittarius.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Rufio and I are already not the same in bed.
But let's hear about the kings. How would you know?
Because of what he says. He says he doesn't go
down and doesn't work and I do both. So I'm
just saying I can't go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, so this is not accurate for you, guys, I
don't think from what I know of you. So it
says role play biting and BDSM biting.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, none of the others.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Really, you would do the others down for it all.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Role play, you guys know. I'm just not I just
can't get into it. I just can't convince myself that,
you know, the girl I've been having sex with for
years is actually now a naughty nurse.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Like I Just you know, you don't have a fantasy
the like you would like to play out at.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Some point, I mean like mile high club stuff or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But yeah, you're a pilot.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, but I don't necessarily need you to dress up
in our same house and pretend like it's you know,
and cockpit or something. I don't know. I don't know,
I look at it if you're into it. And I
also haven't been in a relationship with someone really long
enough where we had to get that creative. But the
role play thing is just I'm just I'm too literal.
I'm too type A. I'm too literal. Like I've heard
about people who play the game like where you go
(03:07):
down to the hotel bar and then the other person
comes up and like your partner comes up and then
hits on you and take ship to a room and
bangs you. And I'm like, I think halfway through i'd
be like, all right, this is fucking dumb. Let's go
fuck Like I already I've fucked you a hundred times.
Let's go you know, like I don't know I fucked you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Don't ever say that to your wife times.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm just saying, like, I can't pretend that you're like
Tricksy the hooker, you know. I can't. I can't do it. Like,
but what about you guys role play, I mean any
roleplay stuff going on?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
No, I don't think so, like I don't know, you
don't think so, No, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So you're so you're all those things.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Then I would do all those things. Now, I'm like you,
I would be laughing the whole time if somebody was
role playing, But like, I would be down for it, like.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do your thing, okay, you know, all right?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, and biting?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Why not? So Big Tim comes in with a Beggar's
pizza and you're like, oh, pizza delivery man. He's like, no,
actually I just want to eat the pizza. But yeah,
let me leave it review real quick. Yeah yeah Victoria
or Vanessa? Yeah okay, what about you?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's like BDSM though.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Now that's when they tie you up and stuff. Yeah yeah,
I'll tie somebody up.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, you'll do the time.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Are you like the alpha in the situation in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No. I like to believe in my mind that I'm
alpha always, but I'm really not with him.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah yeah, I feel that would.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Definitely do that if you let me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, yes, you tyed? Okay, if you want me to
do mine. Mine is power spanking and make up sex.
Oh yes, so yes, moving quite along right along?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Two? All three, Gemini, this is for Paulina.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hot wax kissing and exploration.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You've used hot wax right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
During sax?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yes, you've talked about it.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I have.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yes, I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I never sturing sex in my life.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You did say you like when people spit in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yes, the spinning was hot. It is hot.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yet that's a weird one for me because I feel
like you got to know. It's not that I won't
do it. I just it's you got to know that
somebody wants because that's one of those things where somebody
either really wants you to do it or they really don't.
Just try, That's what I mean. And you can't just
I can't just try it. You know what?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You just try? You need to tell someone to open
their mouth. If you tell me to open my mouth,
I think I know, Like, what's what's happening?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
They could just spit on you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You know that's different. No, I don't want someone to
spin on me like I'm trashed.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I just feel like there has to be as much
as possible.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't know, I guess. I guess again I being
too literally, like you could try this stuff ship and
then the worse than it happened is someone's like, I
don't want to do that, but I guess. I also
like I feel like there needs to be a sidebar conversation,
like ahead of time, like hey, can I can I
spit in your face? Please?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Don't have a side you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But you know what I mean, like if I if I,
for some people, being spit on would be the most
disrespectful thing you can do, which is why people like it,
because I can't believe the number of people who want
to be disrespected in bed. It is. It is like
out here in these streets as a as a voyager,
that's what I am. I am a voyager, I am
an ex I am an explorer. Okay, if you will,
(06:14):
well I would say I'm inventing this stuff, but I am.
I am. I know what's on the pulse of what
people want, and it's amazing to me the number of
people that want to be truly disrespected in that regard.
And it's just like it's so crazy for me mentally
to think that this same generation is so high on
female empowerment, but then also secretly wants you to literally
(06:35):
treat them like ship in bed and they'll tell you
that it is.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And it's because it's like forbidden everywhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, you can't.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You can't ask me for permission to spit on me?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wrong?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Are your mouth like he's winding up a big louis
like you know what's coming?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, And you also like, that's only something I will
do with someone I'm like very close with. Like I
don't want like straight like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like I feel like I have to be like in
love with someone for them to like spit in my mouth,
because then you don't think their spit is like gross,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's what I mean. Like, I just think you got
to kind of start to that's not an early relationship,
early hookup activity. I feel like people got to give
you some form of vindication that that's what they want
because I've seen it. I've never had it that kind
of thing backfire, but I can see where it could. Yeah,
I can see where it could.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And you're the one doing the spitting, So what do
you care?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because I if I'm if I'm fucking someone I want
to keep fucking. And I do something like that and
they really don't like it, well then I might lose
my chance. I think. The only way I would really
just try it without any sort of indications if I
didn't care, Like, if I really didn't care, I would
just try some shit. See what happens. I've done that before.
They go, all right, yeah in that case, you did,
(08:03):
But I'm just what I mean, is you just kind
of got it? I don't know. That's a tough one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ok,
what about Jason.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Here's Jason shower sex for play and dirty talk.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh but the other two. Yeah, we don't talk at all.
We don't speak at all.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Do you like text or talk like like before about
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
But not like during it?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay to me?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Like a grunt or a moan is like so much
hoigher than like actual words.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, you don't make any noise.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
We make no, we don't talk, but there's like grunts moaning,
But I'm not like about to put it down, so
like we don't like do all that. Like I don't
need to hear that. Is you talking to me like that?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
What's your foreplay returning his packages.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yeah for him, man, Basically, my boner goes away forever.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Is that everybody to get everybody we did?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Do you want me to still read?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It just goes through the other ones and then we
can we can be done with this.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Don't sound like you're having someone noise.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I am having fun, but I'm hungry and I want.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Some clos Okay, all right, I'll go quickly, and I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
To get emails from the suits about some shit I
have to do later, and it's like, let's just fucking
do it so I can be done with this, all right.
I've never seen more planning to plan than what I
have to do in about forty five minutes. Planning to plan,
planning to plan. You would think I'm interviewing prethident Obama
in thirty minutes. She would honestly think that. And I
guarantee you will go just fine. But anyway, please, well,
okay for.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
My aris, girlies and boys, aggression, passion, total control, which
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Aries are fire signs, so that makes sense to me.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Taurus kinks versatility, choking and massaging, Tori cancer kinks submission, pleasing, connection.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That that's the sensitive sign, so that kind of also
makes sense. Virgo kinks.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh Virgos are psycho, oh my god, spitting, screaming and
weird positions.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
What screaming, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Beauty scorpio, which is Shelley. I should point out edging
control and dominance.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That sounds about right interesting. She's running that household.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
She's probably the complete opposite of her real life person.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Probably like a drill sergeant at home.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's where you get real, real, real close and then stop.
It's like teasing you and then start over again and
get real, real, real real close and then stop right
at that point.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What we don't play that game. Yeah, it's too rare man, Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Aquarius bondage, neck kissing and toys kiss okay, Capricorn blindfolds,
rough sex and being chased, which is extremely concerning.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That's that's guys, yell and drop it chases yours.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
And lastly, Libra's pet names oral and ass grabbing, which
I mean pet names like honey, boo.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Boo, honey, I don't know my name is like cute,
like I don't want to be called.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
At the butt stuff in any of that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, yeah, no butt stuff at all is love butt stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
That was the astress at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But shower sex I like it too, but it's never
really it never ends in the shower.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You what it's supposed to give.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Real I like shower sex in the like a hotel
where you get like a fancy shower, like with rain
fall heads or like multiple heads, or like I've stayed
in hotels where the shower was made to fucking yeah,
because because it's got like you got like heads coming
at different angles. An ye, yeah, I've stayed in a
hotel in your legs, the best hotel I ever stayed in.
(11:36):
This was so upsetting to me. This was so upsetting.
I was in Indianapolis one night on my way for
some reason, I stopped there. I was doing a trip
for I flew a wounded veteran to Atlanta and he
lived outside of Indye. So I flew to India and
stayed the night. I never I'd actually never been there before,
and then I was going to fly to the hit
where he lied, and then taken to Atlanta and come home,
which I did.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You guys had shower sex, but we had shower sex.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The wounded veteran and I and you know what happened
after that. He was cured after I did it, after
I after I talked dirty to him in this hour. Whatever,
lazy eye, you don't know you said the most you
said the most offensive thing tonight, not me, not me. No.
(12:20):
So I stayed in this hotel and it was like,
I don't know. They call him like boutique hotel, Like
I don't know. It was not a brand. It was
like a unique brand. It was a very nice hotel.
And I walked in a very very nice place and
it's like two o'clock and I walk in on my
ham checking in and they're like, hey, your room isn't ready.
It should be, but it's not, like can you give
us an hour? And I'm like okay. So I go
to the bar. I'm in the bar and I'm drinking
(12:41):
or whatever, and they come over and they're like, sir,
are you saying in the presidential suite? And I said no,
and they said, well, it looks like you are, because
here's the key. And then as I walked by the desk,
she was like, hey, sorry, your room wasn't ready, so
we just gave you the one we had, which is
a three bedroom presidential suite with a dining room and
a living room. And this was for one night. And
I'm by myself, and I'm in fucking Indianapolis, of all places.
(13:05):
So I walk in this palace, you would have thought
you were in Vegas. And I kid you not. The
shower was twice as big as this room. Heads everywhere,
there was a bench in the middle, benches on the side. Oh,
an old glass box, all white marble. I mean, it
was so nice. And here's little old meat jacket off
alone in the shower, hopefully I mean no, I went
(13:31):
head to head and pretended like somebody was with me.
I mean, but this would have been it was a
steam thing, like it steamed up to This would have
been the place I never would have I wouldn't even
left the room if I get on the apps. I
don't know why at the time, I don't know why
at the time I didn't. But nonetheless, maybe I was
seeing somebody I don't know. But here I am alone
in this palace, like we could add sex in every room.
(13:51):
There were multiple rooms. I mean, I just couldn't believe it.
And what a waste. And then I went online. It's
like two thousand dollars a night, so I'll never go
by the way. I'm not taking when the romantic Indianapolis
that bang in the presidential suite. But I've never seen
a shower like that since it was wild. I'm sorry alone,
that's the only way I like showers sex Otherwise, if
(14:11):
it's like if you're like the apartment, if you're in
the apartment with like them with like the bathtub shower,
you know, the one that's in like every apartment and
every hotel room with the shower curtain and the one
little fucking lay ass head that comes up, and it's
like someone's behind freezing cold while the other one's getting drenched,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't things don't end there, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah, that's the other thing anyway, whatever, what's the
other thing? Yeah, things have ended there. I'm used to
usually shivering because you know, you get wet and then
like you not everybody can get wet at the same time,
usually unless you're getting hit at two angles. So now
that's and I'm behind and and I'm like cold, so
(14:56):
I'm coming and shivering at the same time. Yeah, No,
it's really it's really not always great. Damn. So you
start there and then you take the time to like
dry off and then get in bed.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Well I don't dry off, okay, yeah, I mean as
a woman, I would be hard, I think to finish
in the shower.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, it would be.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
A little true.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
So then do you sleep in the bed that's now
all soaking wet? Because you, I mean, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
When you fucking things get messy, I don't know what
to tell you, you.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Know, yeah, I know. I just try and make it
so that like at least a bed can be slept
in afterwards, hopefully.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well hopefully it's like so hot that you're not thinking about.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If you're in the moment. But then I'm like fucking
gonna change his sheets, of jeesus, he is a thinker. Yeah,
I mean I do like convenience, you know, in your mouth.
Do you mind he's putting on a tie, putting on
a towel on the floor from the bathroom to the bed.
Yeah's exactly. You're tripping on my panda wood floor from
(15:49):
it up from Guano Baygo or whatever. Probably, And I
think she was like, all right, that's the tangent. Thanks
for listening.
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