April 25, 2024 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And welcome to the Delusional Dating Game.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm your host ju Will Fresh and today we're going
to find out if you have any shot at all
of finding love based on what you're looking for. Well, okay, yeah,
look out there, it's time for the Delusional Dating Game.
Here to explain how the game works, is our producer
Brad Brad take it away.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, We're going to.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Ask you a series of questions based on your ideal man,
Nina and Victoria, and then we will give you a
score of how what the percentage of those men exist,
and then what your delusion rating is.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And this is a test that's put out there by
experts who have done the numbers to find out.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yes, it is based on the US Census Bureaus data
of the men in the United.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
States, which is one and sixty six million men. That's
a lot of men to choose from mines, it is.
But are any of them for you? We're about to
find out right now on the Delusional Dating Game.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Agree, all right, I'll start with you, nid I'm gonna
ask you these specific questions and you just answer them
and then we'll get your school or so I know.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm de Lulu though, so.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, it's okay, yeah, no, it's it's just for the
fun season, right, Okay, he wants kids. Your choices are yes, no,
or either.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And remembers you're playing at the home on the home
game of this. You could answer along and see just
how delusional you.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Are as well, like either like I could go either way.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Either way either, okay, age eighteen to seventy. What's your
ideal age.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm like between thirty eight and forty five.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Thirty eight and forty five, and that is locked in. Well,
so forty six that's not gonna work too, all right.
Ideal height between four foot and eight foot.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Five ten to six foot five ten, so you wouldn't
date anyone over six foot. Actually, I get intimidated by
too tall. Okay, five ten to six foot.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I wish you would have said, I will only date
a person who's four foot and or a person who's eight.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe like six to two that's fair.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, six to two changes answer. These are sliding scales.
Helped me out a little bit A minimum.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Dating game, yeah, where we're going over information from the
Census Bureau and finding out just how many people are
out there for you based on what you want.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
A minimum income from zero to one million dollars per year.
Minimum income minimum income one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Ethnicity and you can say no preference on some of these. Ethnicity,
no preference. Hair color dark. Your options are black, brown, blonde,
(02:37):
and red brown.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Eye color blue or green. You only get one blue blue,
all right. Education the least a bachelor's at least a
bachelor's degree.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Religion, no preference, Okay, except for I don't want an atheist.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
We're about to find out exactly what Nina's chances are
of finding a mate. I'm usually dating game.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I don't think this is actually everything that I'm answering
is perfectly legit.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, yeah, no, no one's questioning that. The question is
do they exist?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He smokes cigarettes? No, snow are either okay? He drinks? Yes,
he's married or not?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Actually have that on there? Yeah, that would be cool. Okay.
And would you like to add would you like to
exclude obese men? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay. Let's find out the results are coming in. Chances
out of all the men in the United States, and
he's America point zero five percent of all of the
men in the United States match Nina's preference. That's eighty
two thousand out of one hundred and sixty four million.
You are at the delusion the maximum delusion scale, also
(03:53):
known as out of touch.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Eighty two thousand is still quite a few people.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They're spread out over the entire I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm doing okay right currently.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And next up, our next test in Victoria, we'll find
out just how delusional you are when it comes to
finding the right man for you here in America.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I feel like.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Mine are somewhat similar to Anita, but I've changed a
few things.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
All right. Wants kids, ah, yes, age, oh uh.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Twenty two, Well, actually just make it twenty two.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Like twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Twenty height minimum and maximum minimum.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm four to three, No five three? Sorry, I was like,
you're not. I don't know five, five to like. I
don't know six two. I don't like caro.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
I'll tell you, well, what if they're seven to five,
that's honestly gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Just gonna climb a tree. Minimum income.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
Like seventy five, it's reasonable, all right. Ethnicity. I don't
like here, hair color, I don't like here, eye color.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't like care education, see.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I want to say these to bagelors, but then there's
some really hot actors and I'm like, they've want to
college something.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I really care about that either, But my dad probably
is gonna have a different There's always an perception.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Okay they smoke, no they drink, Yeah, they're married or not?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No they're not married. Would you like to exclude obese men?
Huh yeah, sure, all right. She's still calculating.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
How many men are out there for Victoria, not de Lulu.
She's got options.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
She's got eight hundred and twenty four thousand options.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Is that less than mine?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That's way that's ten times as many as yours. Eighty
two thousand, n zero point five percent of all the
men in the United States meet your standard. You are
a certified number four on the Delusion Scale. That's cat enthusiast.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Thank you for joining us for this edition of the
Delusional Dating Game. And you probably also just found out
that you need to lower your standards.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Way down if you want to find love. And it's
pretty play seen single phone. It's another jubile phone frame
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Tibideau and I'm
calling from Julia's I was looking for oscar gets in
regards to an engagement ring.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
Hi, yeah, is a righty.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well that's what I'm gonna talk to you about.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So we had a little bit of an issue. Okay, Well,
I think you know, ultimately in life, what my grandma
taught me is everything is always okay, and everything always
works out, and everything does happen for a reason.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Yeah, I mean because this is my grandma's ring.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
You know that I did not know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, So it's a family heir loom that you're going
to give to the woman that you're gonna ask to marry.
Speaker 12 (07:18):
Exactly, yes, okay, So I need it and today.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Okay, Well, we do our best to find it in
that time. Hopefully we can get it back to it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
By the end. We are trying to locate threing. It's
the problem you cannot be telling you lost my ring.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, it depends on what you define as lost. We
currently trying to locate it. So what had happened was
I don't know if you've ever heard the expression don't
clean rings and eat wings for.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
You're annoy idea.
Speaker 11 (07:49):
If you don't find that ring, I will show you
for whatever I possibly can.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So I was eating some wings and I was cleaning
it and it just kind of popped out of my
hand and then popped to.
Speaker 13 (08:02):
Hear about your wings, I don't want to hear about
what you ate.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I want my ring, okay, So now, well I don't
know if I can give it to you right now
because my partner and he are Randy, he cleans the
rings with me. He was also eating wings, and when
it popped out of my.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Hand, I don't I don't care. I don't care, I
don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I need you to find it as possible.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I need you to close your shop and find my ring.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yes, we were looking on the floor for it, and
then we grabbed it. We had found it, and then
again our hands was slippery.
Speaker 11 (08:29):
It was.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Ring.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We got to find the truck. First, find your truck.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Truck?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So it popped out of my hand because my hands
will slip it from the wings, so you know, we're
clean the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
My hands will slipping from the wings.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
And then sort of you know, popped out of my
hand and popped out of Randy's hand, and then it
went out the door and then it did a weird
little hop and hop skipped and jumped. I never seen
a ring hops jump like that, but it went into
the back of a garbage truck. So we are currently
trying to track down that garbage truck and as soon
as we find that, then hopefully we can find a ring.
Speaker 13 (08:59):
I don't care, little tear, fine my ring. I don't
care what you have to do with that, my grandma's ring,
my future wife ring, and I'm gonna pass it on
to my kids.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So fine, my, would you.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Be available this afternoon to help us root through the
dump because we're assuming that that God surely.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Not find my ring.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Barbarus truck and you think you expect me to jump
in a garbage truck.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
I'm paying you good money. I trusted you with my
valuable ring.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
So we do have uh, we do have a dog here,
a dog. Yes, his name is Nesta, and he's a Corgiy.
We'll hope and maybe he can help us root through
the trash to find it, because they got those good noses,
and hopefully he can maybe find it.
Speaker 13 (09:40):
I mean, your old ring and you're finding it with
a dog, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So we would be willing to offer you a replacement
ring if you would like to see that one.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I do not.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
I'm not taking a replacement.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You're You're better not go.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Down this find my ring? You bunch of idiots. How
are you eating wings and cleaning ring?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And that is exactly what I said to Randy after
this whole thing went down. I was like, we should
not have been eating those wings while we cleaned the ring.
So it's a tough lesson learned. But you know, I
think next time we will make sure.
Speaker 14 (10:16):
Well, did you have a You have a beer next
to you, jew And.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, it's a few.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We only had three. We only had you sounded like
you'd like a little bit worked up.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I I need you.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
I cannot. I cannot.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
I cannot.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I cannot handle is anymore. I will be at your
store in the next thirty.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Would you like us to save you? Some wings are what.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
You're fighting? You're gonna give.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
This is actually Dubel from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone prank on you, and your mom said, you up,
it's a joke. Your mom said that you're planning on
proposing to your fiance and you got the ring clean
and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So I think your ring is okay? Yeah, wake up
every morning with jubile phone Branks signed Vernina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I'm just going to lead with These are all very
interesting stories. So we'll start with TikTok is prepping to
sue after President Biden signs the band bill. So TikTok
says it's going to take legal action to block the
new US legislation that could lead to it being banned.
Biden signed the Foreign Aid Bill into law wednesday that
forces its Chinese parent company to sell. Now, TikTok is
(11:40):
coming back and saying that they've won ballot challenges like
this in the past and rest assured that their company
is going nowhere, So.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
So they're doing the president.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, I guess there was something similar that happened in
twenty twenty while Trump was in office and trying to
ban TikTok, but it was ruled on constitutional So we'll
see what happens this time. Probably they go and try
to figure something out and right probably nothing typical government,
nothing ever happened. You make all this fuss, people argue
all the time about it, but then nothing happens.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's crazy to me.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Maybe people's energy will be shifted to something now called
no Space. So there's a waiting list for the gen
ZS version of my Space. If you remember my Space,
I know from back in the day that was that
was kind of the entry way to.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
All of this.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
That was like the first social media pretty much. Yeah,
and so yeah, friends.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You could do so much with your profile though it
was dope.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You have like a song and the two man, those
those top eights were really getting people in trouble though,
and that's how I knew my man was cheating on me,
by the effing waight.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Imagine this Victoria. So it'd be like TikTok, but on
your TikTok profile it had your top eight friends and
you got to select who are the top eight that
everybody else got to see where your top friends like.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What are these friends?
Speaker 11 (12:58):
Like?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Are they like snapchat or like a snatch snatch?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I'm like your manual selection, so.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Whether you communicate with them or not, Like you can
put whoever you want in your top So it's like.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
In front of the world, you're like, these are my
best das. Yeah, I can do that, Okay, but that's
besides the point. I don't get that people into trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, it would automatically be on your thing though, Like
if you had people that were your friends on Instagram
or something.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So let's say you chose eight people, but you had
a best friend who wasn't in the top eight. Oh,
they would go to your page and see that the
drug started a lot of beefs.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, And every time you would take somebody out, it's like, oh,
what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, that's how you would tell instead of like unfollows,
it was like, oh, snap, not in the top eighty.
They just removed someone from the top eight.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And now she's in the slot four and not one.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, because you could change the slot too, because it
was they were ranked one, three, eight.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, whatever happens with no Space.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I hope that they don't do that again because that
would kind of defeat the purpose. But the reason for this,
and it's there's already a waiting list that exceeds three
hundred and eighty thousand people who sped to come out
this summer. So the whole push for it is that
they're feeling like social media is turning into more media
than social and they want to create an outlet that
is more social and is hoping that No Space provides
(14:11):
that for people.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It really is more media than social, especially with all
the ads and stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Now, yeah, I mean I agree with that, So it'd
be interesting to see how they pull this off.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Every six months or so, gen Z reboots an idea
we already came up with that they ruined in the
first place.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
We make it. But did they ruin it or did
we ruin it for ourselves? So I don't think we
can blame them for everything I do.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Okay, you want to blame them for this Chocolate is
being wiped out by a COVID like pandemic. Yeah, of course, yes,
chocolate has COVID. There's a viral pandemic ravaging the cacao
trees in West Africa, and more than half of the
world's chocolate originates from there. So they actually have to
give these plants vaccines to kill the disease that's spread
(14:53):
by a little mealy bugs.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Probably because of over tourism, because the gen zs just
want to be free.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I wonder how you would find or blame this is
no way that's a good occur Are some of the
trees anti vaxers.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
There's this couches out there that are like, not me,
not for your mind control seconds.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
You could probably tell by their swollen shoot. It's called
the cacow swollen shoot virus disease.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's cool, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Actually swollen shoots are really giving it away, huh. Anyway,
experts are estimating that the harvest will lose fifteen to
twenty percent of those trees in Ghana.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Wow, Wow, that's a lot. Actually, swollen shoots. Is what's
there between regular chcolate and dark chocolate. I're saying that
it's the same milk.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Chocolate is a more watered down version of a dark
chocolate that has a higher percentage of the actual cacaw.
And that's why they say that that's better for you
because it doesn't have all the added sugars and side
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I just like the word cacao.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Also pro tip, if you're not getting any leven and
you feel frustrated, eat a little square of dark chocolate.
It will satisfy your neat and that that is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
By the way, if you've ever opened up a cocow
fruit or whatever, they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
They look like they have teeth. It's nuts. What did
Google it.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
What did you I was so excited.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I used to get fruit delivered from this exotic fruit place.
They were in Miami, but they would send fruit and
they would send those and I would open it up
and make them talk.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
They would look it literally looks like teeth.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
And then when you take the things, like the little
things out of it to put in a smoothie or whatever,
it feels like you're pulling out teeth.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
WHOA Does it taste like chocolate?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
No? Okay, not really, it sound doesn't make it's kind
of slimy.
Speaker 15 (16:36):
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Speaker 2 (16:47):
Lucas is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So we're
gonna see if we can figure out why she's ghostinging
when we call her in just a second. But first, Lucas,
how long has it been since you heard from Ella.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
It's been like a little week.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So did you try contacting her after the date or
was that the last time you guys spoke.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
I did contact her after and I hadn't heard from her.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
There was no response.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Can you tell us about the date?
Speaker 10 (17:15):
Yeah? So well.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
The way we met though, we were at the office
party of the company that I currently work at. Met
there and we spent that night just hanging out talking
about no life and everything and all this stuff. And
I asked her to get coffee a few days after that,
(17:40):
and then that we did, and I found she just
like really easy to talk to, it really easy to
get along with. I felt, you know, I didn't feel
like I had to try so hard with her. She
was really easy going and gorgeous. It's funny time and yeah,
(18:00):
and so then I did ask her out again after
And I just never heard of that.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You said you met her at an office party. Could
she be one of your bosses that you just don't
know as your boss?
Speaker 11 (18:16):
I have no idea. I mean, like I I don't
even know if she works with a company. Well, she
said that she wouldn't guess of someone at the party,
So that's all I know.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Was there anything that happened on the date that was
kind of awkward or weird that would make her maybe
not want to talk to you again?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, obviously you're lovely, Lucas. This isn't you know that?
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Well, I mean, I do have a tendency. Sometimes when I'm.
Speaker 16 (18:46):
Talking, I.
Speaker 17 (18:48):
Raised my voice a little without realizing, taking a little.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
Bit louder than usual, and okay, like sometimes I get
a little excited, like I guess when I get really happy.
I sometimes I don't realize the volume of my voice
should be a little lower.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I can't control the volume of my voice. So you're
saying you yelled at her. She may not have realized
that was normal.
Speaker 11 (19:15):
Oh, oh god, I hope she didn't think I I
was theelling at her for any reason. I had no
reason to yell at her.
Speaker 17 (19:22):
But if I my voice was a little louder than
usual and I apologize.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, Well, I mean that could be you know, maybe
she thought you you know, some people are very uncomfortable
with loud people.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, in general, that could have been it.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I think I'm still kind of suspect as to who
she was even at that party with going back to
like the other thing, because we don't know if it's
like one of her friends. Maybe her friends got a
crush on you, you know, like maybe you're just like
off limits or something.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
Oh, I never thought of myself as off limits.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
Before we.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Start to think yourself that way, big boy, well, let's
play a song come back, and then we'll call it
and see if we can get her to tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get to another date. Okay, Okay,
I'm good, all right, Pleas I'll come back to get
your first date follow up the next if you're just
joining us for the first date follow up.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
We've got lovely Lucas on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He's getting ghosted by a woman named Ella, and he
doesn't know why. We're about to call her and see
if we can figure it out. But first, Lucas, why
don't you refresh everybody's memory on the situation with Ella.
Speaker 11 (20:22):
Yeah, so I met Ella at a party in office
party at a company that I work at. She was
someone's guests there, and we spent that whole night, you know,
talking together, you.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Know each other, And then I asked her.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
To get coffee a few days later, and we did.
But then after that coffee date, we just I never
work from her again, even though I asked her if
she wanted to go out again, and nothing. And I
thought she was great. I thought she was beautiful and
funny and so sweet.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Let's find out why she's ghosting you. Ready to call her. Yeah,
all right, cool, here we go. Hello, I MA, I
speak to Ella?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Please? Uh speaking Ella? How are you? My name is
Jewbel host radio show and it's called the Jebel Show.
The whole show's here. Ella. My name is Nina.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Hi, I'm Victoria. Yep, so there's three. Oh my goodness,
what's up?
Speaker 10 (21:23):
Hey? I'm actually fan of you.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Guys.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
Did I did I win something?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Or Ella?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
We got an email about you from somebody you want
on a date with. This is a first date follow up.
I'm guessing you know what that is.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I do, I do, but I haven't been on that
many dates lately.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
So I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well, his name is Lucas.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
I remember Lucas.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Okay, and Lucas emailed us because he said he really
liked you, but you've been ghosting him.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Can you tell us why?
Speaker 10 (21:53):
Oh? I didn't mean to ghost him.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
I have been a little slow to respond, though, I'm
sorry about that.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
I should I should have texted him back. It's like
a it's a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Weird situation, and I wasn't.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
I've been like confused as how to proceed. See, it's
even like hard for me to like finish that sentence.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You're making this real sketchy. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
I met him at like a work party, but I
went with my dad to his work party, and my
dad is his boss.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
So your dad's Lucas's boss. Yeah, and does your dad
have a rule you don't you don't date to help.
Speaker 18 (22:53):
Yeah, it's not bad, but it's but yeah, my dad
is kind of a are in and he's very.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Like all business.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's like all he talks.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
About he's I mean, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
To work for him.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
He's my dad, but he's like.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
A tough, tough guy.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
I kind of had figured it out earlier, but I
didn't say anything because we were having such a nice
time and then I felt awkward about that, and then
I was just like it was like a half potato.
I didn't know what to do, so I should have
texted back.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But it was like, how do you text that?
Speaker 18 (23:34):
Like, Hey, my dad's your boss. I feel I feel
like that's going to get awkward real quick. I wasn't
sure quite how to how to put that in text form.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Seemed like a lot a lot for a.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Text speaking of getting awkward real quick. I mean, you
listen to the show. So I'm assuming that you forgot
a part of this.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
What did I forget?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Lucas is on the phone listening, and then this whole
time wasn't talk.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
I Hey, I did forget.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Hey, Lucas, I apologize, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
What I'm I'm.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
But it's it's understandable. What are the odds that I
will be interested in the boss's daughter? So so, Mike
your dad, huh, what what are the odds? Yeah, yeah,
(24:41):
well I was not expected.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
But still, no, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
I didn't think you were, and that's why I was
a bit at a loss for how to how to
tell you that?
Speaker 10 (24:54):
But no, I really enjoyed hanging out with you too.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It's just I should have said some when I figured
it out.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
But yeah, I didn't want to because I was having
a nice time too.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But then I don't know.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
I mean, you you know how he is so and
I'm I'm.
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Yeah, he's definitely a great at his job, great at
being imbossal thing.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
I'm a very.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Diplomatic answer, Lucas.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
I promise, I'm promised. He's not in the room with me.
Speaker 19 (25:28):
I have a great time with you, and I completely
understand now, But you know, I'm still open to going
on a second date with you if you are.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
I really, you know, enjoyed your company, no pun intended.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah, I mean I really had a good time with
you too, But I I am a little concerned that
it just might get really awkward. I don't want anything
to affect your job, not that nothing that I would.
But also, you know, understandably, you know, you want to
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you know, go out after a day at work and
like you know, talk about work, and I just I
feel like that could get really weird. And and also
you know, I don't want I don't want my dad
to like look at nothing that he would, but I
just don't want to create like a weird situation for
you at work.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
And I don't want to create a weird.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
You know, potential dating situation for.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
For me or for for us.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
I undert Yeah, I understand, I get that. You know,
if you want, I can speak to Mike, speak to
your dad.
Speaker 17 (26:44):
About this and let him know that I am interested
in you and I we can still keep things at
work professional between me and him, and I don't need
to bring my work life up like into my dating
life with you.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
I rather not talk about work while I'm out we're
on a day with you or anything like that, but
I would like to at least let him know so
it would be like I'm doing it behind his back.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Ella, would you like to go on another day with Lucas?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, I mean yeah, if you really,
if you.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Don't think it'll it'll be too awkward or tricky.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
And I do think my dad would appreciate.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
That if you're and honestly, if you're up for sitting
down with him and saying that, then I definitely think
we should go on a second day.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, it sounds like lovely. Lucas is an assertive type guy.
I just love.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
For everybody listening, this is also a lesson. When a
man is into you, you will know this guy is
ready to go and talk to you dad about wanting
to go on a date. And if some dude's not
even texting you.
Speaker 16 (27:50):
Back a good point, I will, I will talk to
him and yeah, I'm definitely do it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Sweet. Well, congratulations Lucas, you got another date?
Speaker 11 (28:03):
All right?
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Thank you guys very much.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I appreciate it. And thank you.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Ella, Yeah, thank you, glad that.
Speaker 16 (28:11):
You that you've made this happen.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Jungle's First Day follow up, Let's all get stupid. It's
almost It's time for Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's time for speak.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for the honor of being a
judge of this year's Titanic Trivia.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Hodown in Rough and Ready Nevada Ah.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Also a phantom clear vinyl of Taylor Swift's new album
Tortured Poet's Department. The Tortured Poet's Department on Phantom vinyl
only at Target and are contestant for today's versus Victoria
is Bill.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Hey, good morning guys. It's really wet out.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What are we talking about? We were just moving? What
do you work? You work outdoors? What do you do outdoors?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
I run a landscape crew.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh sweet? Do you all still work in like buildings
and every's training? That's a great question. I'm just curious.
What do you all still work and build things when
it's raining?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Do we mow lowns in the rain? Oh yeah, all
the time. We moan in the snow. We mow, we mow.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
You don't moan.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
We're like the mailman of the lawn business.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Rain, sleet or snow. We still mow. Sometimes it's the
wrong lawn. That's going to be my model.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
All Right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and the game is played like this. Bill, you have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. All right, door is closed,
she's outside.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Here we go, Bill, Your time starts now. What is
the oldest monarch in Europe?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Uh? Je the Pope?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
How many bones are in the human hand?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Forty?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What percentage of a car's life is spent parked?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
A third?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
How many earths could fit into the sun?
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Two d?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right? Times up? Okay, hard questions to bring the
Victoria back in the studio.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
So, Bill, other than being the mailman of the landscape business,
what else would you like the world to know about
you today?
Speaker 12 (30:51):
I am and.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Have been a kario okhos for thirty plus years.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Oh sweets go to jam.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Oh sweet caear line of course?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay? On producer Brad's is what's the song that you
love to sing at karaoke.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I have a few, but wanted Dead or Alive is
probably the biggest jam, biggest hit.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
That's a hit. It is a hit. Sweet Child's a
good one as well. Really yeah, people are into it.
We did.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
We were we were somewhere and Brad was doing karaoke
and the next day there was people showing up being like,
is that guy gonna come back.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
To get into it? Is fun? All right, Victoria is
back in studio. I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The look on her face with that ready, yeah, all right,
Victoria thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Bill outright to win. And Bill you can
tell Victoria when to start.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
And so you vented it? No, just get ahead and go.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
What is the oldest monarch in Europe? I don't know past.
How many bones are in the human hand? Five?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
What percentage of a course life is spent? Part eighty?
How many earths could fit into the sun?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Five?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
What color is the polar bear's skin white? What is
the spam an abbreviation for is spam an abbreviation for.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Spam? You didn't even try.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I don't want to say that was a lazy performance,
but that was all right. Let's see how you guys
did and send it over to the scoreboard, our scoreboard
producer bread.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah nobody got any points. Oh yeah, all right, well.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Then guess what, Bill, Congratulations, you beat Victoria because the
tie goes to you. So you get to go to
this year's titatic trivia hodown and rough and ready Nevada,
just goad of find out when it is when the
planet taket does yepset up the whole of it and
you can be.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
There ready to go.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Also, a fair to clear vinyl of Taylor Swift's new
album Tortured Poets Department.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Oh, available at tart And let's get the answers with Nina. Okay,
the old more exciting bill. The oldest monarch in Europe
is the Kingdom of Denmark. Yeah no, there are twenty
seven bones in the human hands. What ninety five percent
of a car's life is spent parked?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Ninety five? That's false. I drive my mind a lot more.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Okay, there're a million earths fit into the sun saying a.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Million U huh, it's big. I guess so Okay, but
it's wait, big stars.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Actually I don't know, scientists, I guess. But also they're
humans who have never left this planet and gone close
to the Sun. So it's all based off of our
numbers and stuff that we created. So we really have
no idea.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
But it's like no one's gone over there with the
measuring tape and decided to just like whip that out
to the Sun.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Like how they measure that, so roughly a million planets.
They figure that.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Stuff out its way smarter than us.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Okay, so a polar bear's skin is black, and then
spam is an abbreviation for spiced ham. What why bro,
I don't know, am I? Oh, you didn't know that
was ham?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
No, well it's spice to it.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Bill.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Congratulations, thank you for playing.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Hey, I appreciate it. Guyskes a pleasure chat with.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
You YouTube man.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
We play You versus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you can
always dms at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Julia is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.
She's been with her boyfriend Tony for six months, but
now she thinks that something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Julia, what's up. Why do you think that Tony might
be cheating?
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Well, actually, we're both in relationships right now, and we've
been seeing each other. We work together. We've been seeing
each other for about six months, and we made a
pack that we are going to break up with our
significant others so that we could be together. And I
don't know, he's kind of hesitant about it, so I'm
not sure what's going on. He's been It's not that
(35:05):
he's been avoiding me, but you know, we don't usually
talk at work anyway. Nobody really knows what's going on.
It's just he seems to be very distant, so I
don't know if he's changed his mind, and anytime I
ask him about it, he just kind of ignores me
and walks away. You know, we fall in love and
we didn't want to feel, you know, make the other
(35:25):
my boyfriend or his girlfriend feel bad. But at the
same time, you know, whenever you find your true love,
then you need to embrace it. So I'm just trying
to figure out if what's going on with him? Did
he did he break up with her? I mean, my
my boyfriend. She doesn't seem interested in a relationship anymore.
So it's kind of time to end things anyway, and
(35:48):
I need to know, you know.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Yeah, it's hard to ask these questions though, because does
he live with his girlfriend? Do you live with your boyfriend?
Speaker 10 (35:54):
I mean, well, my boyfriend and I talked about living together,
and he stays there some times, but he works a lot,
So Tony actually comes over to my place quite often.
He lives with his girlfriend, and you know, he comes
up with excuses why he has to be out of town,
and so, yeah, you know, he seems to enjoy whenever
(36:15):
he's with me, and I just I don't know. He
I told him he can move in with me. He
just seems to kind of, I don't know, ignore me now.
So I need to know what's going on so that
I can just continue, you know, Do I need to
keep my boyfriend around or.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Girl respectively? This is like a cheating inception your father?
Who else is cheating.
Speaker 13 (36:42):
One?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
But okay, so you're saying, if he doesn't leave his
girlfriend for you, you're going to stay with your boyfriend anyway,
which that probably isn't a good idea.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
I don't, you know, my boyfriend's super, super nice. You know,
he just feed him and seemed like we've kind of
grown distant. We've been together for a while, a couple
of years, and it's just you know, whenever you get
kind of in that spot where you just think that
you need to move on, and so he's so nice,
then I wouldn't want to give that up. But at
the same time, it's like, you know, what do you do?
(37:14):
It's it's confusing, and it's it's a hard place to
be in.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Okay, so both of you guys are technically cheating with
each other, but now you think that he might be
more serious about his girlfriend or do you think there's
someone else?
Speaker 10 (37:29):
I think, well, that's a good question. It's like, because
we just kind of casually started talking at work and
started hanging out, and nobody knows that work. You know,
we've tried to keep it very very quiet, and but
he maybe he does have somebody else. Maybe there's a
third person here that I don't even know about.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
How does he have the time?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah, I know this is a lot for you, So
I'm sorry I'm making jokes, But I'm trying to digest
how this is all working too, you.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
Know, to try to think about it. Whenever you're with
somebody and you're like, Okay, you're comfortable and they're so nice,
and then all of a sudden you meet what you
believe is your true love, you know, what are you
supposed to do with your true things? Things just kind of.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Evolved, And so is he telling you that he's going
to leave his girlfriend then and he.
Speaker 16 (38:15):
Hasn't yet, Yeah, yeah, that's that was our pack.
Speaker 10 (38:18):
Then I'm ready to leave mine, but I'm not going
to just up and be alone if he's not going
to do the same thing. So I need to figure
out if he's truly committed to our pact, or if
maybe he did find somebody else, or maybe.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
He's waiting for you to do it. Maybe he doesn't
think you're going to do it because you haven't. Maybe
he's maybe I.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Don't know, maybe he is. Maybe that's the answer to
the question. It's just a matter of finding out what's
you know, what's he thinking.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Okay, well you told us what grocery store he shops
at and is a rewards card member at, So we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one Rewards card member at
random who gets three flowers delivered from our Florida department.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Well, Seevie sends us to you or to somebody else?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, okay, all right, well place, don'nc come back New
Year to Catch a Cheter next? If you're just joining
us for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Julia is on
the phone and she's been seeing her boyfriend Tony for
six months. This is an interesting one. They're both in relationships.
But in a second, we're about to call him see
if he's cheating, and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a Rewards card member at and say
(39:23):
that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and see if he sends them
to Julia, his girlfriend, or to somebody else. But before
we do that, Julia, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
and your situation.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
Well, we met at work, fell in love, and we
made a pack that we were going to leave our
current significant others to be together, and he just has
drifted away, so I'm trying to figure out why, if
he's still as interested or what's going on.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Okay, all right, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Yeah, yeah, let's get this done.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Hello, Hi, this is Gorbel calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Tony.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, this is Tony, Tony. How are you? Please? Don't
hang up.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling to
tell you congratulations. You're this most big winner.
Speaker 10 (40:17):
All right, what exactly did I win?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Oh? Maybe you haven't seen.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card
member to say thank you very much for shopping with
us by gifting you free flowers delivered anywhere in the
United States from our full department. You've won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered anywhere, totally on us.
It's actually a three hundred and fifteen dollars value. All right, yeah, okay, great.
(40:43):
So here's how it works. I can take down the
information over the phone in just a few minutes. So
if you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take that information right now.
Speaker 10 (40:54):
Yeah, no, let's just do it now on the phone
some time.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Okay, great. So first I'll need the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send them to you.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
Yeah, it's Emma.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Okay, Emma? All right? And would you like to include
a card and anything in that card?
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Sure? Yeah, that's just something simple.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I love you baby.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
Happy anniversary, hopefully many more to come. Our anniversary is
coming up.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh well, happy anniversary. How long you guys been together?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Thanks?
Speaker 10 (41:28):
It's a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Well, Tony, thank you very much for the information there. Now,
i'd just like to tell you that this is not
the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
My name is Jubel. That's the radio show. It's called
the Jebel Show. Yeah shows here. Hi, I'm Nina, Hi,
and I'm Victoria, and.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
We do a segment on the radio called to Catch
a Cheater? And your girlfriend Julia is on the phone.
Speaker 10 (41:50):
Are you serious? What are you doing? What are you stupid?
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
What do you why would you?
Speaker 10 (41:58):
Hi?
Speaker 17 (42:00):
Did?
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Don't you dare? Call me? That? You have been ignoring
me and you've been walking away. We made a pack
to be together and now now you're just being I mean,
I try to radio.
Speaker 14 (42:13):
You want to talk about the fact that we're both
cheating on our significant others on the on the radios.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
No, it's not crazy. It's still you can't do that. Okay,
you're out there and but no, I'm not being crazy.
You are being a complete title the radio. This is
I put it on the radio because you ignore me. No,
you sat there and said, oh, yeah, the love of
my life. I'm going to leave Emma, right. I mean
(42:43):
she's nice, but whatever you said that you were going
to be with me. And it's about time that you
own up and you tell you need to tell everybody
this is what you've been doing. You've been with me,
you say you love me, and then you just ignore me. Okay,
this is your idea of it seems like a good idea.
This is your way of trying to get me.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
To like this is this is this is your big
plan was to put us on the radio and tell
the whole world that we're cheating on our significant others.
Speaker 10 (43:10):
Like this is crazy. I can't believe you're doing whatever
Jack is. You know, if he finds out, then find
whatever our relationship is going down anyway, But for you
to sit there and tell me that you love me,
You're going to leave her and then send her roses
and since there say happy Anni grosery? Are you serious?
I mean you're getting mad at me, but you're you.
(43:34):
I can't send them to you.
Speaker 14 (43:35):
I couldn't send him to your house like y you
have a boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
Because you spend them to your house? What am I crazy? Actually?
The night? No, it's not nuts, you know what. You
just have to get over yourself and need this side.
Are you going to be with her? Are you going
to be with me? Hello? Oh my gosh, I can't
believe this society you're doing this.
Speaker 16 (43:57):
This is just.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Stress.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, you both are stressing me out.
Speaker 10 (44:05):
Okay, you guys, you're sitting there trying to right now.
If you hear him here and regardless, no it's not okay,
then you need to talk to.
Speaker 12 (44:18):
Me about stuff, well meaning me in the worst possible position.
Speaker 10 (44:25):
You realize that you're on the radio position by okay,
I didn't listen. You don't do that.
Speaker 14 (44:34):
You you're you were involved in this too, Okay, don't
don't put this on met involved Okay for this?
Speaker 10 (44:44):
You know you didn't plan for it. Okay, but you're
gonna sit there and tell me that I'm crazy for
going on the radio. Well, I'm calling you out. You
have to make a choice, and you know what she
deserves to know.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Neither.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
That's the whole point.
Speaker 14 (44:59):
We want to hurt either of them. That's the whole point.
We didn't want to hurt them. Okay, neither of them.
You're owning up to it.
Speaker 10 (45:09):
Now, you're saying that you don't want to hurt her. Okay,
Well you should have left her. You should have left
her already, and that's appear and send flowers. Oh, happy anniversary.
Speaker 14 (45:17):
Things have been going better with Emma.
Speaker 10 (45:22):
Well congratulations. I mean, what do you want me to say?
I'm so happy for you. I don't want me. I
can tell you what I did, put.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
It out on the radio for the whole world.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Like, that's not the mature way to handle this. Well,
I think you went past mature whenever you saw you
started ignoring me.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Or when you decided to have two girlfriends. Okay, yeah,
so you can say what I.
Speaker 10 (45:51):
Want both adults. You know what I'm done, and Emma diversed, know,
So I'm going to thund her an email right now.
You're she deserves not your place to.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Do, Tony.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
She hung up and now Tony hung up. Wow, I
don't know what just happened. That sounds stressful, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
It made me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, I wasn't even sure we should have helped her
out because she was already cheating. And then well, at
least thanks for the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Is that what we called? That was crazy at this point, Yes,
they're both cheating. They're both in the wrong.
Speaker 15 (46:38):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Did you see the
Deadpool and Wolverine trailer that broke earlier this week? No?
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yeah, it broke earlier this week. And after it did,
there was a huge conspiracy all about Hugh Jackman's muscles.
People were like, that's fake. Really, those are prosthetics. We's
got to be c g I, none of that can
be real. Meanwhile, the director of the movie has come
out and said, you guys, his biceps are the real
deal and.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
He's jacked real life.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I just love that everybody's initially reacting with nah man,
that's fate.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
They Why can't people just like be what they that?
You know?
Speaker 7 (47:17):
But why is it, like, why you had to say anything?
About it in the first place.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Well, have you seen a picture of you Jackman recently?
The guy looks like he's been drawn, Like he looks
like he's the lateral kind of bodiment of the photoshop,
if you were gonna the ideal zero percent body fat whatever. Like,
it's insane the way this guy looks. And you're like, colder.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Breakup too, So it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
For anybody out there who's speculating on if his muscles
are real or not. It's a movie about Deadpool and
Wolverine teaming up.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
He also doesn't have claws. Unbelievable this movie at all.
He Jaguar looks good. He does look good.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Honestly, I'm looking at I mean, that's respects right there.
The amount of like dedication. Okay, speaking of dedication, DJ
Khaled is dedicated to bring you a twenty four carrot
gold plated toothbrush. So he's teamed up with a luxury
brand called Arezi, and they've got these new golden toothbrushes
that have an octagon handle, so it's got preise, a
(48:21):
precise grip, and then five hundred five thousand bristles and
then each one of these will only cost you fifty
nine dollars. When I saw the headline, I thought it
was going to be some like crazy like thousands of
dollars for this gold toothbrush. But fifty nine dollars, Well,
that's expensive for a toothbrush. Yeah, but then it's not
really gold. Probably it's probably gold plated, yeah eight gold.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
No, still, gold is just not all the way through
the thin layer of gold on the outside.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
It's like painting it. It's real.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
But then they've got this toothpaste that goes with it
to give you a golden smile. That's thirty nine dollars
that has gold flex and particles in it that you
can like, you know, eat, and then also more gold
in mouthwash. Talk about a real goals?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Do they have anything for the shower? I don't know. Okay,
people are calling nine one one. Those of you who
got that, you're welcome to I don't get it. I
didn't get it either. Wait what I want to do?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
There are some people that did, like we can talk
it through afterwards, because I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
I want to know, like gold in the shower and
then what.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
And you're also looking for Nina to say, now.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I cannot we cannot explain it.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
To you on the air.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Okay, so people sound scared. You should be scared.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
People are calling nine one one all over the country
because of a sound that is just so terrifying.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
And it's actually cicadas.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
So we've been hearing about the cicada's boom that we're
going to have this year. Trillions of cicadas are set
to hat through the United States over the next few weeks.
So they're so loud that people have been calling nine
to one one because they're complaining about weird, roaring noises.
It's just cicadas. What's a cicada? Big juicy bugs and so.
(50:14):
And We've talked about this before, but I'm just going
to reiterate it. They are encouraging you to eat them,
so there aren't as.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Many out there. What, yeah, scared to do that? It temporary.
They just hatch and then they die. Well, you can
eat the cicados, though they look scary.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
You just stand out in the field and wait from it.
Jump in your mouths. Yeah, what are you doing? Jimydas
doing my part.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
It's Jim. That's what's trending. Jewbles, dirty little secret, Hey,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
So me and my family we went on this big trip.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
And I have a sister.
Speaker 11 (50:56):
She's like three years younger than me.
Speaker 14 (50:58):
Okay, And for the record, everybody, everybody's of age, right,
I'm thirty, okay, so she's twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Everyone's grown. Okay. So the way did they do this
is my mom and my dad.
Speaker 20 (51:10):
They were like, oh, bring your boyfriend, bring your girlfriend,
brings your significant others, and.
Speaker 10 (51:14):
So you know, we went.
Speaker 11 (51:16):
But me and my sister were both single, so we
just brought our friends.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
I brought my homeboy.
Speaker 12 (51:22):
She brought a friend of hers from work or something.
Speaker 11 (51:27):
Anyway, my dirty little secret is that during this family trip,
I hooked up with my sister's friend.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh right, I like, how you know so much about
her from work or something?
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Have you seen her since?
Speaker 19 (51:44):
I mean, you know, we haven't really talked, but I
think I don't know.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
It was it was good, but we might we might
get to know each other a little bit more, but we.
Speaker 10 (51:54):
Both kind of it was kind of like walk a
shay back, like it didn't happen while we were on
the trip.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Was that awkward a figure for the rest of the trip.
Oh yeah, super awkward. I mean, was it worth it. Yes, well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, hello,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Yeah, I'm
o sweet. What is it I do?
Speaker 20 (52:19):
Okay, my dirty little secret is I'm a thirty year
old woman, but I like to collect dolls and dress
them up.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Okay, what kind of dolls?
Speaker 13 (52:30):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (52:30):
It ranges from like Barbie to American.
Speaker 20 (52:33):
Girl dolls to whatever I can find in a free
market or drift store, or if I see one on
the side of the road, I'll rescue it.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Oh, you're a doll.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Rescue What is it about it that you love?
Speaker 10 (52:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (52:47):
I like to be able to manipulate their little bodies.
I have like five hundred of them just in my
basement and in my main level about another thousand. I
just hide them everywhere, and I dress them up for holidays.
Sometimes they'll amputate, like an arm or something.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
How does your significant other feel about this? That's your question.
After she says she likes say an arm, that's.
Speaker 10 (53:08):
What my cats are?
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Okay with it?
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Oh? Oh, because they're probably doing it too well. Thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you
have a good one. Bye you too. By what's your
dirty little secret,
And welcome to the Delusional Dating Game.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm your host ju Will Fresh and today we're going
to find out if you have any shot at all
of finding love based on what you're looking for. Well, okay, yeah,
look out there, it's time for the Delusional Dating Game.
Here to explain how the game works, is our producer
Brad Brad take it away.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, We're going to.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Ask you a series of questions based on your ideal man,
Nina and Victoria, and then we will give you a
score of how what the percentage of those men exist,
and then what your delusion rating is.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And this is a test that's put out there by
experts who have done the numbers to find out.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yes, it is based on the US Census Bureaus data
of the men in the United.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
States, which is one and sixty six million men. That's
a lot of men to choose from mines, it is.
But are any of them for you? We're about to
find out right now on the Delusional Dating Game.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Agree, all right, I'll start with you, nid I'm gonna
ask you these specific questions and you just answer them
and then we'll get your school or so I know.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm de Lulu though, so.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, it's okay, yeah, no, it's it's just for the
fun season, right, Okay, he wants kids. Your choices are yes, no,
or either.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And remembers you're playing at the home on the home
game of this. You could answer along and see just
how delusional you.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Are as well, like either like I could go either way.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Either way either, okay, age eighteen to seventy. What's your
ideal age.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm like between thirty eight and forty five.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Thirty eight and forty five, and that is locked in. Well,
so forty six that's not gonna work too, all right.
Ideal height between four foot and eight foot.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Five ten to six foot five ten, so you wouldn't
date anyone over six foot. Actually, I get intimidated by
too tall. Okay, five ten to six foot.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I wish you would have said, I will only date
a person who's four foot and or a person who's eight.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe like six to two that's fair.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, six to two changes answer. These are sliding scales.
Helped me out a little bit A minimum.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Dating game, yeah, where we're going over information from the
Census Bureau and finding out just how many people are
out there for you based on what you want.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
A minimum income from zero to one million dollars per year.
Minimum income minimum income one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Ethnicity and you can say no preference on some of these. Ethnicity,
no preference. Hair color dark. Your options are black, brown, blonde,
(02:37):
and red brown.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Eye color blue or green. You only get one blue blue,
all right. Education the least a bachelor's at least a
bachelor's degree.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Religion, no preference, Okay, except for I don't want an atheist.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
We're about to find out exactly what Nina's chances are
of finding a mate. I'm usually dating game.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I don't think this is actually everything that I'm answering
is perfectly legit.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, yeah, no, no one's questioning that. The question is
do they exist?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He smokes cigarettes? No, snow are either okay? He drinks? Yes,
he's married or not?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Actually have that on there? Yeah, that would be cool. Okay.
And would you like to add would you like to
exclude obese men? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay. Let's find out the results are coming in. Chances
out of all the men in the United States, and
he's America point zero five percent of all of the
men in the United States match Nina's preference. That's eighty
two thousand out of one hundred and sixty four million.
You are at the delusion the maximum delusion scale, also
(03:53):
known as out of touch.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Eighty two thousand is still quite a few people.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They're spread out over the entire I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm doing okay right currently.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And next up, our next test in Victoria, we'll find
out just how delusional you are when it comes to
finding the right man for you here in America.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I feel like.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Mine are somewhat similar to Anita, but I've changed a
few things.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
All right. Wants kids, ah, yes, age, oh uh.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Twenty two, Well, actually just make it twenty two.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Like twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Twenty height minimum and maximum minimum.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm four to three, No five three? Sorry, I was like,
you're not. I don't know five, five to like. I
don't know six two. I don't like caro.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
I'll tell you, well, what if they're seven to five,
that's honestly gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Just gonna climb a tree. Minimum income.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
Like seventy five, it's reasonable, all right. Ethnicity. I don't
like here, hair color, I don't like here, eye color.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't like care education, see.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I want to say these to bagelors, but then there's
some really hot actors and I'm like, they've want to
college something.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I really care about that either, But my dad probably
is gonna have a different There's always an perception.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Okay they smoke, no they drink, Yeah, they're married or not?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No they're not married. Would you like to exclude obese men?
Huh yeah, sure, all right. She's still calculating.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
How many men are out there for Victoria, not de Lulu.
She's got options.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
She's got eight hundred and twenty four thousand options.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Is that less than mine?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That's way that's ten times as many as yours. Eighty
two thousand, n zero point five percent of all the
men in the United States meet your standard. You are
a certified number four on the Delusion Scale. That's cat enthusiast.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Thank you for joining us for this edition of the
Delusional Dating Game. And you probably also just found out
that you need to lower your standards.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Way down if you want to find love. And it's
pretty play seen single phone. It's another jubile phone frame
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Tibideau and I'm
calling from Julia's I was looking for oscar gets in
regards to an engagement ring.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
Hi, yeah, is a righty.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well that's what I'm gonna talk to you about.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So we had a little bit of an issue. Okay, Well,
I think you know, ultimately in life, what my grandma
taught me is everything is always okay, and everything always
works out, and everything does happen for a reason.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Yeah, I mean because this is my grandma's ring.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
You know that I did not know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, So it's a family heir loom that you're going
to give to the woman that you're gonna ask to marry.
Speaker 12 (07:18):
Exactly, yes, okay, So I need it and today.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Okay, Well, we do our best to find it in
that time. Hopefully we can get it back to it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
By the end. We are trying to locate threing. It's
the problem you cannot be telling you lost my ring.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, it depends on what you define as lost. We
currently trying to locate it. So what had happened was
I don't know if you've ever heard the expression don't
clean rings and eat wings for.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
You're annoy idea.
Speaker 11 (07:49):
If you don't find that ring, I will show you
for whatever I possibly can.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So I was eating some wings and I was cleaning
it and it just kind of popped out of my
hand and then popped to.
Speaker 13 (08:02):
Hear about your wings, I don't want to hear about
what you ate.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I want my ring, okay, So now, well I don't
know if I can give it to you right now
because my partner and he are Randy, he cleans the
rings with me. He was also eating wings, and when
it popped out of my.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Hand, I don't I don't care. I don't care, I
don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I need you to find it as possible.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I need you to close your shop and find my ring.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yes, we were looking on the floor for it, and
then we grabbed it. We had found it, and then
again our hands was slippery.
Speaker 11 (08:29):
It was.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Ring.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We got to find the truck. First, find your truck.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Truck?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So it popped out of my hand because my hands
will slip it from the wings, so you know, we're
clean the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
My hands will slipping from the wings.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
And then sort of you know, popped out of my
hand and popped out of Randy's hand, and then it
went out the door and then it did a weird
little hop and hop skipped and jumped. I never seen
a ring hops jump like that, but it went into
the back of a garbage truck. So we are currently
trying to track down that garbage truck and as soon
as we find that, then hopefully we can find a ring.
Speaker 13 (08:59):
I don't care, little tear, fine my ring. I don't
care what you have to do with that, my grandma's ring,
my future wife ring, and I'm gonna pass it on
to my kids.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So fine, my, would you.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Be available this afternoon to help us root through the
dump because we're assuming that that God surely.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Not find my ring.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Barbarus truck and you think you expect me to jump
in a garbage truck.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
I'm paying you good money. I trusted you with my
valuable ring.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
So we do have uh, we do have a dog here,
a dog. Yes, his name is Nesta, and he's a Corgiy.
We'll hope and maybe he can help us root through
the trash to find it, because they got those good noses,
and hopefully he can maybe find it.
Speaker 13 (09:40):
I mean, your old ring and you're finding it with
a dog, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So we would be willing to offer you a replacement
ring if you would like to see that one.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I do not.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
I'm not taking a replacement.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You're You're better not go.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Down this find my ring? You bunch of idiots. How
are you eating wings and cleaning ring?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And that is exactly what I said to Randy after
this whole thing went down. I was like, we should
not have been eating those wings while we cleaned the ring.
So it's a tough lesson learned. But you know, I
think next time we will make sure.
Speaker 14 (10:16):
Well, did you have a You have a beer next
to you, jew And.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, it's a few.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We only had three. We only had you sounded like
you'd like a little bit worked up.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I I need you.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
I cannot. I cannot.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
I cannot.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I cannot handle is anymore. I will be at your
store in the next thirty.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Would you like us to save you? Some wings are what.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
You're fighting? You're gonna give.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
This is actually Dubel from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone prank on you, and your mom said, you up,
it's a joke. Your mom said that you're planning on
proposing to your fiance and you got the ring clean
and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So I think your ring is okay? Yeah, wake up
every morning with jubile phone Branks signed Vernina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I'm just going to lead with These are all very
interesting stories. So we'll start with TikTok is prepping to
sue after President Biden signs the band bill. So TikTok
says it's going to take legal action to block the
new US legislation that could lead to it being banned.
Biden signed the Foreign Aid Bill into law wednesday that
forces its Chinese parent company to sell. Now, TikTok is
(11:40):
coming back and saying that they've won ballot challenges like
this in the past and rest assured that their company
is going nowhere, So.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
So they're doing the president.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, I guess there was something similar that happened in
twenty twenty while Trump was in office and trying to
ban TikTok, but it was ruled on constitutional So we'll
see what happens this time. Probably they go and try
to figure something out and right probably nothing typical government,
nothing ever happened. You make all this fuss, people argue
all the time about it, but then nothing happens.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's crazy to me.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Maybe people's energy will be shifted to something now called
no Space. So there's a waiting list for the gen
ZS version of my Space. If you remember my Space,
I know from back in the day that was that
was kind of the entry way to.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
All of this.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
That was like the first social media pretty much. Yeah,
and so yeah, friends.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You could do so much with your profile though it
was dope.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You have like a song and the two man, those
those top eights were really getting people in trouble though,
and that's how I knew my man was cheating on me,
by the effing waight.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Imagine this Victoria. So it'd be like TikTok, but on
your TikTok profile it had your top eight friends and
you got to select who are the top eight that
everybody else got to see where your top friends like.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What are these friends?
Speaker 11 (12:58):
Like?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Are they like snapchat or like a snatch snatch?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I'm like your manual selection, so.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Whether you communicate with them or not, Like you can
put whoever you want in your top So it's like.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
In front of the world, you're like, these are my
best das. Yeah, I can do that, Okay, but that's
besides the point. I don't get that people into trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, it would automatically be on your thing though, Like
if you had people that were your friends on Instagram
or something.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So let's say you chose eight people, but you had
a best friend who wasn't in the top eight. Oh,
they would go to your page and see that the
drug started a lot of beefs.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, And every time you would take somebody out, it's like, oh,
what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, that's how you would tell instead of like unfollows,
it was like, oh, snap, not in the top eighty.
They just removed someone from the top eight.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And now she's in the slot four and not one.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, because you could change the slot too, because it
was they were ranked one, three, eight.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, whatever happens with no Space.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I hope that they don't do that again because that
would kind of defeat the purpose. But the reason for this,
and it's there's already a waiting list that exceeds three
hundred and eighty thousand people who sped to come out
this summer. So the whole push for it is that
they're feeling like social media is turning into more media
than social and they want to create an outlet that
is more social and is hoping that No Space provides
(14:11):
that for people.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It really is more media than social, especially with all
the ads and stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Now, yeah, I mean I agree with that, So it'd
be interesting to see how they pull this off.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Every six months or so, gen Z reboots an idea
we already came up with that they ruined in the
first place.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
We make it. But did they ruin it or did
we ruin it for ourselves? So I don't think we
can blame them for everything I do.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Okay, you want to blame them for this Chocolate is
being wiped out by a COVID like pandemic. Yeah, of course, yes,
chocolate has COVID. There's a viral pandemic ravaging the cacao
trees in West Africa, and more than half of the
world's chocolate originates from there. So they actually have to
give these plants vaccines to kill the disease that's spread
(14:53):
by a little mealy bugs.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Probably because of over tourism, because the gen zs just
want to be free.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I wonder how you would find or blame this is
no way that's a good occur Are some of the
trees anti vaxers.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
There's this couches out there that are like, not me,
not for your mind control seconds.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
You could probably tell by their swollen shoot. It's called
the cacow swollen shoot virus disease.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's cool, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Actually swollen shoots are really giving it away, huh. Anyway,
experts are estimating that the harvest will lose fifteen to
twenty percent of those trees in Ghana.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Wow, Wow, that's a lot. Actually, swollen shoots. Is what's
there between regular chcolate and dark chocolate. I're saying that
it's the same milk.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Chocolate is a more watered down version of a dark
chocolate that has a higher percentage of the actual cacaw.
And that's why they say that that's better for you
because it doesn't have all the added sugars and side
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I just like the word cacao.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Also pro tip, if you're not getting any leven and
you feel frustrated, eat a little square of dark chocolate.
It will satisfy your neat and that that is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
By the way, if you've ever opened up a cocow
fruit or whatever, they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
They look like they have teeth. It's nuts. What did
Google it.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
What did you I was so excited.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I used to get fruit delivered from this exotic fruit place.
They were in Miami, but they would send fruit and
they would send those and I would open it up
and make them talk.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
They would look it literally looks like teeth.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
And then when you take the things, like the little
things out of it to put in a smoothie or whatever,
it feels like you're pulling out teeth.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
WHOA Does it taste like chocolate?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
No? Okay, not really, it sound doesn't make it's kind
of slimy.
Speaker 15 (16:36):
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Speaker 2 (16:47):
Lucas is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So we're
gonna see if we can figure out why she's ghostinging
when we call her in just a second. But first, Lucas,
how long has it been since you heard from Ella.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
It's been like a little week.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So did you try contacting her after the date or
was that the last time you guys spoke.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
I did contact her after and I hadn't heard from her.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
There was no response.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Can you tell us about the date?
Speaker 10 (17:15):
Yeah? So well.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
The way we met though, we were at the office
party of the company that I currently work at. Met
there and we spent that night just hanging out talking
about no life and everything and all this stuff. And
I asked her to get coffee a few days after that,
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and then that we did, and I found she just
like really easy to talk to, it really easy to
get along with. I felt, you know, I didn't feel
like I had to try so hard with her. She
was really easy going and gorgeous. It's funny time and yeah,
(18:00):
and so then I did ask her out again after
And I just never heard of that.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You said you met her at an office party. Could
she be one of your bosses that you just don't
know as your boss?
Speaker 11 (18:16):
I have no idea. I mean, like I I don't
even know if she works with a company. Well, she
said that she wouldn't guess of someone at the party,
So that's all I know.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Was there anything that happened on the date that was
kind of awkward or weird that would make her maybe
not want to talk to you again?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, obviously you're lovely, Lucas. This isn't you know that?
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Well, I mean, I do have a tendency. Sometimes when I'm.
Speaker 16 (18:46):
Talking, I.
Speaker 17 (18:48):
Raised my voice a little without realizing, taking a little.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
Bit louder than usual, and okay, like sometimes I get
a little excited, like I guess when I get really happy.
I sometimes I don't realize the volume of my voice
should be a little lower.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I can't control the volume of my voice. So you're
saying you yelled at her. She may not have realized
that was normal.
Speaker 11 (19:15):
Oh, oh god, I hope she didn't think I I
was theelling at her for any reason. I had no
reason to yell at her.
Speaker 17 (19:22):
But if I my voice was a little louder than
usual and I apologize.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, Well, I mean that could be you know, maybe
she thought you you know, some people are very uncomfortable
with loud people.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, in general, that could have been it.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I think I'm still kind of suspect as to who
she was even at that party with going back to
like the other thing, because we don't know if it's
like one of her friends. Maybe her friends got a
crush on you, you know, like maybe you're just like
off limits or something.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
Oh, I never thought of myself as off limits.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
Before we.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Start to think yourself that way, big boy, well, let's
play a song come back, and then we'll call it
and see if we can get her to tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get to another date. Okay, Okay,
I'm good, all right, Pleas I'll come back to get
your first date follow up the next if you're just
joining us for the first date follow up.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
We've got lovely Lucas on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He's getting ghosted by a woman named Ella, and he
doesn't know why. We're about to call her and see
if we can figure it out. But first, Lucas, why
don't you refresh everybody's memory on the situation with Ella.
Speaker 11 (20:22):
Yeah, so I met Ella at a party in office
party at a company that I work at. She was
someone's guests there, and we spent that whole night, you know,
talking together, you.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Know each other, And then I asked her.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
To get coffee a few days later, and we did.
But then after that coffee date, we just I never
work from her again, even though I asked her if
she wanted to go out again, and nothing. And I
thought she was great. I thought she was beautiful and
funny and so sweet.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Let's find out why she's ghosting you. Ready to call her. Yeah,
all right, cool, here we go. Hello, I MA, I
speak to Ella?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Please? Uh speaking Ella? How are you? My name is
Jewbel host radio show and it's called the Jebel Show.
The whole show's here. Ella. My name is Nina.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Hi, I'm Victoria. Yep, so there's three. Oh my goodness,
what's up?
Speaker 10 (21:23):
Hey? I'm actually fan of you.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Guys.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
Did I did I win something?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Or Ella?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
We got an email about you from somebody you want
on a date with. This is a first date follow up.
I'm guessing you know what that is.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I do, I do, but I haven't been on that
many dates lately.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
So I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well, his name is Lucas.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
I remember Lucas.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Okay, and Lucas emailed us because he said he really
liked you, but you've been ghosting him.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Can you tell us why?
Speaker 10 (21:53):
Oh? I didn't mean to ghost him.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
I have been a little slow to respond, though, I'm
sorry about that.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
I should I should have texted him back. It's like
a it's a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Weird situation, and I wasn't.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
I've been like confused as how to proceed. See, it's
even like hard for me to like finish that sentence.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You're making this real sketchy. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
I met him at like a work party, but I
went with my dad to his work party, and my
dad is his boss.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
So your dad's Lucas's boss. Yeah, and does your dad
have a rule you don't you don't date to help.
Speaker 18 (22:53):
Yeah, it's not bad, but it's but yeah, my dad
is kind of a are in and he's very.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Like all business.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's like all he talks.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
About he's I mean, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
To work for him.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
He's my dad, but he's like.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
A tough, tough guy.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
I kind of had figured it out earlier, but I
didn't say anything because we were having such a nice
time and then I felt awkward about that, and then
I was just like it was like a half potato.
I didn't know what to do, so I should have
texted back.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But it was like, how do you text that?
Speaker 18 (23:34):
Like, Hey, my dad's your boss. I feel I feel
like that's going to get awkward real quick. I wasn't
sure quite how to how to put that in text form.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Seemed like a lot a lot for a.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Text speaking of getting awkward real quick. I mean, you
listen to the show. So I'm assuming that you forgot
a part of this.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
What did I forget?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Lucas is on the phone listening, and then this whole
time wasn't talk.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
I Hey, I did forget.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Hey, Lucas, I apologize, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
What I'm I'm.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
But it's it's understandable. What are the odds that I
will be interested in the boss's daughter? So so, Mike
your dad, huh, what what are the odds? Yeah, yeah,
(24:41):
well I was not expected.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
But still, no, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
I didn't think you were, and that's why I was
a bit at a loss for how to how to
tell you that?
Speaker 10 (24:54):
But no, I really enjoyed hanging out with you too.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It's just I should have said some when I figured
it out.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
But yeah, I didn't want to because I was having
a nice time too.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But then I don't know.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
I mean, you you know how he is so and
I'm I'm.
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Yeah, he's definitely a great at his job, great at
being imbossal thing.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
I'm a very.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Diplomatic answer, Lucas.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
I promise, I'm promised. He's not in the room with me.
Speaker 19 (25:28):
I have a great time with you, and I completely
understand now, But you know, I'm still open to going
on a second date with you if you are.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
I really, you know, enjoyed your company, no pun intended.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah, I mean I really had a good time with
you too, But I I am a little concerned that
it just might get really awkward. I don't want anything
to affect your job, not that nothing that I would.
But also, you know, understandably, you know, you want to
(26:10):
you know, go out after a day at work and
like you know, talk about work, and I just I
feel like that could get really weird. And and also
you know, I don't want I don't want my dad
to like look at nothing that he would, but I
just don't want to create like a weird situation for
you at work.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
And I don't want to create a weird.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
You know, potential dating situation for.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
For me or for for us.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
I undert Yeah, I understand, I get that. You know,
if you want, I can speak to Mike, speak to
your dad.
Speaker 17 (26:44):
About this and let him know that I am interested
in you and I we can still keep things at
work professional between me and him, and I don't need
to bring my work life up like into my dating
life with you.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
I rather not talk about work while I'm out we're
on a day with you or anything like that, but
I would like to at least let him know so
it would be like I'm doing it behind his back.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Ella, would you like to go on another day with Lucas?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, I mean yeah, if you really,
if you.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Don't think it'll it'll be too awkward or tricky.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
And I do think my dad would appreciate.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
That if you're and honestly, if you're up for sitting
down with him and saying that, then I definitely think
we should go on a second day.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, it sounds like lovely. Lucas is an assertive type guy.
I just love.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
For everybody listening, this is also a lesson. When a
man is into you, you will know this guy is
ready to go and talk to you dad about wanting
to go on a date. And if some dude's not
even texting you.
Speaker 16 (27:50):
Back a good point, I will, I will talk to
him and yeah, I'm definitely do it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Sweet. Well, congratulations Lucas, you got another date?
Speaker 11 (28:03):
All right?
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Thank you guys very much.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I appreciate it. And thank you.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Ella, Yeah, thank you, glad that.
Speaker 16 (28:11):
You that you've made this happen.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Jungle's First Day follow up, Let's all get stupid. It's
almost It's time for Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's time for speak.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for the honor of being a
judge of this year's Titanic Trivia.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Hodown in Rough and Ready Nevada Ah.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Also a phantom clear vinyl of Taylor Swift's new album
Tortured Poet's Department. The Tortured Poet's Department on Phantom vinyl
only at Target and are contestant for today's versus Victoria
is Bill.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Hey, good morning guys. It's really wet out.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What are we talking about? We were just moving? What
do you work? You work outdoors? What do you do outdoors?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
I run a landscape crew.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh sweet? Do you all still work in like buildings
and every's training? That's a great question. I'm just curious.
What do you all still work and build things when
it's raining?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Do we mow lowns in the rain? Oh yeah, all
the time. We moan in the snow. We mow, we mow.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
You don't moan.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
We're like the mailman of the lawn business.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Rain, sleet or snow. We still mow. Sometimes it's the
wrong lawn. That's going to be my model.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
All Right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and the game is played like this. Bill, you have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. All right, door is closed,
she's outside.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Here we go, Bill, Your time starts now. What is
the oldest monarch in Europe?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Uh? Je the Pope?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
How many bones are in the human hand?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Forty?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What percentage of a car's life is spent parked?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
A third?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
How many earths could fit into the sun?
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Two d?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right? Times up? Okay, hard questions to bring the
Victoria back in the studio.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
So, Bill, other than being the mailman of the landscape business,
what else would you like the world to know about
you today?
Speaker 12 (30:51):
I am and.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Have been a kario okhos for thirty plus years.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Oh sweets go to jam.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Oh sweet caear line of course?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay? On producer Brad's is what's the song that you
love to sing at karaoke.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I have a few, but wanted Dead or Alive is
probably the biggest jam, biggest hit.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
That's a hit. It is a hit. Sweet Child's a
good one as well. Really yeah, people are into it.
We did.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
We were we were somewhere and Brad was doing karaoke
and the next day there was people showing up being like,
is that guy gonna come back.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
To get into it? Is fun? All right, Victoria is
back in studio. I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The look on her face with that ready, yeah, all right,
Victoria thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Bill outright to win. And Bill you can
tell Victoria when to start.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
And so you vented it? No, just get ahead and go.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
What is the oldest monarch in Europe? I don't know past.
How many bones are in the human hand? Five?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
What percentage of a course life is spent? Part eighty?
How many earths could fit into the sun?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Five?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
What color is the polar bear's skin white? What is
the spam an abbreviation for is spam an abbreviation for.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Spam? You didn't even try.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I don't want to say that was a lazy performance,
but that was all right. Let's see how you guys
did and send it over to the scoreboard, our scoreboard
producer bread.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah nobody got any points. Oh yeah, all right, well.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Then guess what, Bill, Congratulations, you beat Victoria because the
tie goes to you. So you get to go to
this year's titatic trivia hodown and rough and ready Nevada,
just goad of find out when it is when the
planet taket does yepset up the whole of it and
you can be.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
There ready to go.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Also, a fair to clear vinyl of Taylor Swift's new
album Tortured Poets Department.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Oh, available at tart And let's get the answers with Nina. Okay,
the old more exciting bill. The oldest monarch in Europe
is the Kingdom of Denmark. Yeah no, there are twenty
seven bones in the human hands. What ninety five percent
of a car's life is spent parked?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Ninety five? That's false. I drive my mind a lot more.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Okay, there're a million earths fit into the sun saying a.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Million U huh, it's big. I guess so Okay, but
it's wait, big stars.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Actually I don't know, scientists, I guess. But also they're
humans who have never left this planet and gone close
to the Sun. So it's all based off of our
numbers and stuff that we created. So we really have
no idea.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
But it's like no one's gone over there with the
measuring tape and decided to just like whip that out
to the Sun.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Like how they measure that, so roughly a million planets.
They figure that.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Stuff out its way smarter than us.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Okay, so a polar bear's skin is black, and then
spam is an abbreviation for spiced ham. What why bro,
I don't know, am I? Oh, you didn't know that
was ham?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
No, well it's spice to it.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Bill.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Congratulations, thank you for playing.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Hey, I appreciate it. Guyskes a pleasure chat with.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
You YouTube man.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
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Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Julia is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.
She's been with her boyfriend Tony for six months, but
now she thinks that something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Julia, what's up. Why do you think that Tony might
be cheating?
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Well, actually, we're both in relationships right now, and we've
been seeing each other. We work together. We've been seeing
each other for about six months, and we made a
pack that we are going to break up with our
significant others so that we could be together. And I
don't know, he's kind of hesitant about it, so I'm
not sure what's going on. He's been It's not that
(35:05):
he's been avoiding me, but you know, we don't usually
talk at work anyway. Nobody really knows what's going on.
It's just he seems to be very distant, so I
don't know if he's changed his mind, and anytime I
ask him about it, he just kind of ignores me
and walks away. You know, we fall in love and
we didn't want to feel, you know, make the other
(35:25):
my boyfriend or his girlfriend feel bad. But at the
same time, you know, whenever you find your true love,
then you need to embrace it. So I'm just trying
to figure out if what's going on with him? Did
he did he break up with her? I mean, my
my boyfriend. She doesn't seem interested in a relationship anymore.
So it's kind of time to end things anyway, and
(35:48):
I need to know, you know.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Yeah, it's hard to ask these questions though, because does
he live with his girlfriend? Do you live with your boyfriend?
Speaker 10 (35:54):
I mean, well, my boyfriend and I talked about living together,
and he stays there some times, but he works a lot,
So Tony actually comes over to my place quite often.
He lives with his girlfriend, and you know, he comes
up with excuses why he has to be out of town,
and so, yeah, you know, he seems to enjoy whenever
(36:15):
he's with me, and I just I don't know. He
I told him he can move in with me. He
just seems to kind of, I don't know, ignore me now.
So I need to know what's going on so that
I can just continue, you know, Do I need to
keep my boyfriend around or.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Girl respectively? This is like a cheating inception your father?
Who else is cheating.
Speaker 13 (36:42):
One?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
But okay, so you're saying, if he doesn't leave his
girlfriend for you, you're going to stay with your boyfriend anyway,
which that probably isn't a good idea.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
I don't, you know, my boyfriend's super, super nice. You know,
he just feed him and seemed like we've kind of
grown distant. We've been together for a while, a couple
of years, and it's just you know, whenever you get
kind of in that spot where you just think that
you need to move on, and so he's so nice,
then I wouldn't want to give that up. But at
the same time, it's like, you know, what do you do?
(37:14):
It's it's confusing, and it's it's a hard place to
be in.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Okay, so both of you guys are technically cheating with
each other, but now you think that he might be
more serious about his girlfriend or do you think there's
someone else?
Speaker 10 (37:29):
I think, well, that's a good question. It's like, because
we just kind of casually started talking at work and
started hanging out, and nobody knows that work. You know,
we've tried to keep it very very quiet, and but
he maybe he does have somebody else. Maybe there's a
third person here that I don't even know about.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
How does he have the time?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah, I know this is a lot for you, So
I'm sorry I'm making jokes, But I'm trying to digest
how this is all working too, you.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
Know, to try to think about it. Whenever you're with
somebody and you're like, Okay, you're comfortable and they're so nice,
and then all of a sudden you meet what you
believe is your true love, you know, what are you
supposed to do with your true things? Things just kind of.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Evolved, And so is he telling you that he's going
to leave his girlfriend then and he.
Speaker 16 (38:15):
Hasn't yet, Yeah, yeah, that's that was our pack.
Speaker 10 (38:18):
Then I'm ready to leave mine, but I'm not going
to just up and be alone if he's not going
to do the same thing. So I need to figure
out if he's truly committed to our pact, or if
maybe he did find somebody else, or maybe.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
He's waiting for you to do it. Maybe he doesn't
think you're going to do it because you haven't. Maybe
he's maybe I.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Don't know, maybe he is. Maybe that's the answer to
the question. It's just a matter of finding out what's
you know, what's he thinking.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Okay, well you told us what grocery store he shops
at and is a rewards card member at, So we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one Rewards card member at
random who gets three flowers delivered from our Florida department.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Well, Seevie sends us to you or to somebody else?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, okay, all right, well place, don'nc come back New
Year to Catch a Cheter next? If you're just joining
us for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Julia is on
the phone and she's been seeing her boyfriend Tony for
six months. This is an interesting one. They're both in relationships.
But in a second, we're about to call him see
if he's cheating, and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a Rewards card member at and say
(39:23):
that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and see if he sends them
to Julia, his girlfriend, or to somebody else. But before
we do that, Julia, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
and your situation.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
Well, we met at work, fell in love, and we
made a pack that we were going to leave our
current significant others to be together, and he just has
drifted away, so I'm trying to figure out why, if
he's still as interested or what's going on.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Okay, all right, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Yeah, yeah, let's get this done.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Hello, Hi, this is Gorbel calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Tony.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, this is Tony, Tony. How are you? Please? Don't
hang up.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling to
tell you congratulations. You're this most big winner.
Speaker 10 (40:17):
All right, what exactly did I win?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Oh? Maybe you haven't seen.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card
member to say thank you very much for shopping with
us by gifting you free flowers delivered anywhere in the
United States from our full department. You've won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered anywhere, totally on us.
It's actually a three hundred and fifteen dollars value. All right, yeah, okay, great.
(40:43):
So here's how it works. I can take down the
information over the phone in just a few minutes. So
if you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take that information right now.
Speaker 10 (40:54):
Yeah, no, let's just do it now on the phone
some time.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Okay, great. So first I'll need the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send them to you.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
Yeah, it's Emma.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Okay, Emma? All right? And would you like to include
a card and anything in that card?
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Sure? Yeah, that's just something simple.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I love you baby.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
Happy anniversary, hopefully many more to come. Our anniversary is
coming up.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Oh well, happy anniversary. How long you guys been together?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Thanks?
Speaker 10 (41:28):
It's a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Well, Tony, thank you very much for the information there. Now,
i'd just like to tell you that this is not
the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
My name is Jubel. That's the radio show. It's called
the Jebel Show. Yeah shows here. Hi, I'm Nina, Hi,
and I'm Victoria, and.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
We do a segment on the radio called to Catch
a Cheater? And your girlfriend Julia is on the phone.
Speaker 10 (41:50):
Are you serious? What are you doing? What are you stupid?
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
What do you why would you?
Speaker 10 (41:58):
Hi?
Speaker 17 (42:00):
Did?
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Don't you dare? Call me? That? You have been ignoring
me and you've been walking away. We made a pack
to be together and now now you're just being I mean,
I try to radio.
Speaker 14 (42:13):
You want to talk about the fact that we're both
cheating on our significant others on the on the radios.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
No, it's not crazy. It's still you can't do that. Okay,
you're out there and but no, I'm not being crazy.
You are being a complete title the radio. This is
I put it on the radio because you ignore me. No,
you sat there and said, oh, yeah, the love of
my life. I'm going to leave Emma, right. I mean
(42:43):
she's nice, but whatever you said that you were going
to be with me. And it's about time that you
own up and you tell you need to tell everybody
this is what you've been doing. You've been with me,
you say you love me, and then you just ignore me. Okay,
this is your idea of it seems like a good idea.
This is your way of trying to get me.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
To like this is this is this is your big
plan was to put us on the radio and tell
the whole world that we're cheating on our significant others.
Speaker 10 (43:10):
Like this is crazy. I can't believe you're doing whatever
Jack is. You know, if he finds out, then find
whatever our relationship is going down anyway, But for you
to sit there and tell me that you love me,
You're going to leave her and then send her roses
and since there say happy Anni grosery? Are you serious?
I mean you're getting mad at me, but you're you.
(43:34):
I can't send them to you.
Speaker 14 (43:35):
I couldn't send him to your house like y you
have a boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
Because you spend them to your house? What am I crazy? Actually?
The night? No, it's not nuts, you know what. You
just have to get over yourself and need this side.
Are you going to be with her? Are you going
to be with me? Hello? Oh my gosh, I can't
believe this society you're doing this.
Speaker 16 (43:57):
This is just.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Stress.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, you both are stressing me out.
Speaker 10 (44:05):
Okay, you guys, you're sitting there trying to right now.
If you hear him here and regardless, no it's not okay,
then you need to talk to.
Speaker 12 (44:18):
Me about stuff, well meaning me in the worst possible position.
Speaker 10 (44:25):
You realize that you're on the radio position by okay,
I didn't listen. You don't do that.
Speaker 14 (44:34):
You you're you were involved in this too, Okay, don't
don't put this on met involved Okay for this?
Speaker 10 (44:44):
You know you didn't plan for it. Okay, but you're
gonna sit there and tell me that I'm crazy for
going on the radio. Well, I'm calling you out. You
have to make a choice, and you know what she
deserves to know.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Neither.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
That's the whole point.
Speaker 14 (44:59):
We want to hurt either of them. That's the whole point.
We didn't want to hurt them. Okay, neither of them.
You're owning up to it.
Speaker 10 (45:09):
Now, you're saying that you don't want to hurt her. Okay,
Well you should have left her. You should have left
her already, and that's appear and send flowers. Oh, happy anniversary.
Speaker 14 (45:17):
Things have been going better with Emma.
Speaker 10 (45:22):
Well congratulations. I mean, what do you want me to say?
I'm so happy for you. I don't want me. I
can tell you what I did, put.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
It out on the radio for the whole world.
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Like, that's not the mature way to handle this. Well,
I think you went past mature whenever you saw you
started ignoring me.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Or when you decided to have two girlfriends. Okay, yeah,
so you can say what I.
Speaker 10 (45:51):
Want both adults. You know what I'm done, and Emma diversed, know,
So I'm going to thund her an email right now.
You're she deserves not your place to.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Do, Tony.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
She hung up and now Tony hung up. Wow, I
don't know what just happened. That sounds stressful, Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
It made me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, I wasn't even sure we should have helped her
out because she was already cheating. And then well, at
least thanks for the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Is that what we called? That was crazy at this point, Yes,
they're both cheating. They're both in the wrong.
Speaker 15 (46:38):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Did you see the
Deadpool and Wolverine trailer that broke earlier this week? No?
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yeah, it broke earlier this week. And after it did,
there was a huge conspiracy all about Hugh Jackman's muscles.
People were like, that's fake. Really, those are prosthetics. We's
got to be c g I, none of that can
be real. Meanwhile, the director of the movie has come
out and said, you guys, his biceps are the real
deal and.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
He's jacked real life.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I just love that everybody's initially reacting with nah man,
that's fate.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
They Why can't people just like be what they that?
You know?
Speaker 7 (47:17):
But why is it, like, why you had to say anything?
About it in the first place.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Well, have you seen a picture of you Jackman recently?
The guy looks like he's been drawn, Like he looks
like he's the lateral kind of bodiment of the photoshop,
if you were gonna the ideal zero percent body fat whatever. Like,
it's insane the way this guy looks. And you're like, colder.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Breakup too, So it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
For anybody out there who's speculating on if his muscles
are real or not. It's a movie about Deadpool and
Wolverine teaming up.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
He also doesn't have claws. Unbelievable this movie at all.
He Jaguar looks good. He does look good.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Honestly, I'm looking at I mean, that's respects right there.
The amount of like dedication. Okay, speaking of dedication, DJ
Khaled is dedicated to bring you a twenty four carrot
gold plated toothbrush. So he's teamed up with a luxury
brand called Arezi, and they've got these new golden toothbrushes
that have an octagon handle, so it's got preise, a
(48:21):
precise grip, and then five hundred five thousand bristles and
then each one of these will only cost you fifty
nine dollars. When I saw the headline, I thought it
was going to be some like crazy like thousands of
dollars for this gold toothbrush. But fifty nine dollars, Well,
that's expensive for a toothbrush. Yeah, but then it's not
really gold. Probably it's probably gold plated, yeah eight gold.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
No, still, gold is just not all the way through
the thin layer of gold on the outside.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
It's like painting it. It's real.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
But then they've got this toothpaste that goes with it
to give you a golden smile. That's thirty nine dollars
that has gold flex and particles in it that you
can like, you know, eat, and then also more gold
in mouthwash. Talk about a real goals?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Do they have anything for the shower? I don't know. Okay,
people are calling nine one one. Those of you who
got that, you're welcome to I don't get it. I
didn't get it either. Wait what I want to do?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
There are some people that did, like we can talk
it through afterwards, because I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
I want to know, like gold in the shower and
then what.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
And you're also looking for Nina to say, now.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I cannot we cannot explain it.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
To you on the air.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Okay, so people sound scared. You should be scared.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
People are calling nine one one all over the country
because of a sound that is just so terrifying.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
And it's actually cicadas.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
So we've been hearing about the cicada's boom that we're
going to have this year. Trillions of cicadas are set
to hat through the United States over the next few weeks.
So they're so loud that people have been calling nine
to one one because they're complaining about weird, roaring noises.
It's just cicadas. What's a cicada? Big juicy bugs and so.
(50:14):
And We've talked about this before, but I'm just going
to reiterate it. They are encouraging you to eat them,
so there aren't as.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Many out there. What, yeah, scared to do that? It temporary.
They just hatch and then they die. Well, you can
eat the cicados, though they look scary.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
You just stand out in the field and wait from it.
Jump in your mouths. Yeah, what are you doing? Jimydas
doing my part.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
It's Jim. That's what's trending. Jewbles, dirty little secret, Hey,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
So me and my family we went on this big trip.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
And I have a sister.
Speaker 11 (50:56):
She's like three years younger than me.
Speaker 14 (50:58):
Okay, And for the record, everybody, everybody's of age, right,
I'm thirty, okay, so she's twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Everyone's grown. Okay. So the way did they do this
is my mom and my dad.
Speaker 20 (51:10):
They were like, oh, bring your boyfriend, bring your girlfriend,
brings your significant others, and.
Speaker 10 (51:14):
So you know, we went.
Speaker 11 (51:16):
But me and my sister were both single, so we
just brought our friends.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
I brought my homeboy.
Speaker 12 (51:22):
She brought a friend of hers from work or something.
Speaker 11 (51:27):
Anyway, my dirty little secret is that during this family trip,
I hooked up with my sister's friend.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh right, I like, how you know so much about
her from work or something?
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Have you seen her since?
Speaker 19 (51:44):
I mean, you know, we haven't really talked, but I
think I don't know.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
It was it was good, but we might we might
get to know each other a little bit more, but we.
Speaker 10 (51:54):
Both kind of it was kind of like walk a
shay back, like it didn't happen while we were on
the trip.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Was that awkward a figure for the rest of the trip.
Oh yeah, super awkward. I mean, was it worth it. Yes, well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, hello,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Yeah, I'm
o sweet. What is it I do?
Speaker 20 (52:19):
Okay, my dirty little secret is I'm a thirty year
old woman, but I like to collect dolls and dress
them up.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Okay, what kind of dolls?
Speaker 13 (52:30):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (52:30):
It ranges from like Barbie to American.
Speaker 20 (52:33):
Girl dolls to whatever I can find in a free
market or drift store, or if I see one on
the side of the road, I'll rescue it.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Oh, you're a doll.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Rescue What is it about it that you love?
Speaker 10 (52:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (52:47):
I like to be able to manipulate their little bodies.
I have like five hundred of them just in my
basement and in my main level about another thousand. I
just hide them everywhere, and I dress them up for holidays.
Sometimes they'll amputate, like an arm or something.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
How does your significant other feel about this? That's your question.
After she says she likes say an arm, that's.
Speaker 10 (53:08):
What my cats are?
Speaker 5 (53:11):
Okay with it?
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Oh? Oh, because they're probably doing it too well. Thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you
have a good one. Bye you too. By what's your
dirty little secret,
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