April 22, 2024 • 58 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know we're all very sad and everything, but I
truly pray to God that nobody is out there crying
on their unpaid time in this economy. No, baby, No,
you cry at work on paid time, and you cry
long and your advice.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's the Doebill show. And people are weird. Yeah, well,
I'm not judging. Sometimes when I'm alone and I do something,
I'm like, man.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You are a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, I mean it's fair, but you should embrace your weirdness.
But if you're feeling a little strange this morning, don't
worry about it, because Uber released their list of the
strangest Things Left in ubers and it'll make you feel
a lot more normal.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You love this, so let's go over it. They said.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The most common things that writers leave behind are clothing.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, yeah, like jack and stop, I just you know,
oh my shorts and there ones whoa sounds bad?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I had bathing a bathing seaton, like I was leaving
a darty, and I don't a day party, and so
I didn't have.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And so a day party is called a darty.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
No, it isn't. It is, it is not, never has been,
never will be. I will not accept that love it.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yes, it is someone else back, why don't even care
if it is?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It is now il in for the Darty's part, par
Day sounds kind of friendsh It's so much better than Darty, a.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Day party, a Parday. I like Darty than.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm with you. Anyway, you were leaving a Darty and
you left your shorts in the new break.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
Yeah, we didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I didn't have time to grab them and put them on,
fully because everyone was just sprinting to it, and so
I grabbed them and ran with them, and well.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
They got left anyways. So also the most common things luggage,
you just left it.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
There, just like random luggage, Like you didn't jump off
the airport and you're like, I don't need that one.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I guess, or you just forget about it. You're wow,
I forgot my carry on bag. I don't know how
you do that. Headphones, that make sense. But some of
the weirdest things that have been left in ubers A
frontal hair to pay.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
What is that like fake hair? It's fake hair, but
I guess just for the front.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
It's like women, we get home, the first thing we
do is take off our bras. This frontal two pay person.
The first thing they did was get in the car,
and I was like, let me take the front off.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Really the party was hot, that dirty, really hot sweating.
You got a air out low forehead a little bit.
I'm never gonna look at a poor at the same.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Another weird item left in an Uber hot sauce and
a breathalyzer.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh combo pack. I guess it's just somebody trying to
cover something.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Up with that hot Oh yeah, yeah, they made the
right decision.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They got new they did. Somebody get panicked. I guess
because they left behind. This is a quote from the
Uber driver. A leaf that's much needed, A leaf that's
much needed that what they call it now, I would
be I would not go deliver them that leaf the
(03:06):
way that they phrase that that's much needed.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I want to be alive to see my family when
I get home.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What Uber drivers say are the weirdest items that have
been left in an Uber two containers with spiders in them.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh my, why why do you have that in the
first place? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A ceramic cat, which you could forget that that's.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Cut They really wanted that, serd. I know.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'm like, you don't get a ceramic cave. You don't
desperately need a jar of oysters that's gonna smell.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
A candle that says see you in court. That might
be the reason that had to take a very specific
a live pet turtle.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Or turtle guys, like, what.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Is this world of.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We remember how you know?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
People this is sad, but you know they leave babies
at fire houses? What well you see that like a
movies and stuff like people that just like if you
don't want it, Yeah, if you don't want it, you
can't take care of your baby, you just drop it
off at a firehouse. So I'm just saying the turtle
mommies and daddy's probably just now leave them.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
That's sad.
Speaker 11 (04:20):
Sad.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Uber has released some of the strangest items left behind
in their cars.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
A burrito steamer. What is that?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I have no idea I feel like I need, but
it sounds like something you should not Urban Dictionary though,
great idea.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I'm going to not on the company computer.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
This one will make all the Taylor Swift fans angry.
A frame Taylor Swift autograph bro perfect.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
That means if I'm jumping in that Uber right after you,
I'm taking it, thank.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You for leaving it. That can't be real again.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Another thing left in an uber a hashtag best day
ever foam sign guaranteed they should not have been driving.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
That's why they took an uber. If you leave that,
that's funny. They have a fake butt. What does that mean?
Is that like implant not prosthetic. But I don't know,
I know that.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I just it just occurred to me. It just occurred
to me. It's from a drag show. It's from a
drag show. I'm telling you. So like sometimes a lot
of times in Dragon put like the fake silicone butts
on and then by the end of the show, there's
the clothes are all different by the end of the show.
And they just got in the rib and through their
you know, their wig in the in the in the
fake button stuff in the side of the seat, and
(05:31):
they forgot it in there.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
That's got to be what it is. Love that that's
where you went.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I started picturing Jewbol getting one of those like plastic
fake butt shorts.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Things like, what's what I can do?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Guys, We're going over to this remover of the strangest
items left behind their vehicles. It'd be interesting if the
fake butt and the front hair to pay were from
the same person. It's like, it's a long day, you
got to pop off the front end of that.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's another jewbile phone frame morning. That's hello.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.
There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.
If this is the account holder for the account ending in,
say one. If not, please hang up and have.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
A good day.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
One.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You said one.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
To confirm that selection, please say one. If not, please
say two.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
One.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Hello. My name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service
agent for Banke. I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity
on the account ending in. If this is the account
holder for that account, say one. If not, please hang
up and have a good day.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
One.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
We've already done this. It's me.
Speaker 12 (06:53):
Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say two.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
One, one, one, one, Okay, come on, I got stuff
to do today. One.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a charge
on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars. What
if you approve this charge?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Please say one.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
If not, please.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Say two thirteen thousand dollars. What the got it? I'm sorry, person?
Speaker 12 (07:23):
Got it?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
I need to talk to a person.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
Got it? You said one?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
You approved?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
I did not. I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I
need to talk to a person, not a machine.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Please hold?
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Thank you God, this is insane. Spend thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
Hello, my name is Gary.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Got it?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
This is insane. I need a person, got it?
Speaker 12 (07:52):
Please hold?
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Thank you, Gary, Oh god, totally Hello, Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (07:59):
My name is Gary. I'm the automated service agent here
at Bank. We've noticed some activity of Gary.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want
to talk to a human being.
Speaker 13 (08:08):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (08:09):
It sounds like you would like to take out an
auto loan.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.
Speaker 14 (08:16):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
It sounds like you would like to know the percent
of our auto rates.
Speaker 15 (08:19):
Please give me a no.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
No, no, no, Gary, scary No. Stop with the music, Gary.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Bank, try to make it feel like you're on making.
When you're on hold, Please enjoy the whole music.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
It's from the worst. Thank ever? Are you sitting me?
Speaker 15 (08:36):
I didn't send it.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Give me a person, scary, Tell Mary, no, you mayn't.
I need a person.
Speaker 12 (08:42):
Hello, My name is Gary, Gary, got it?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Give me a human being, please?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Got it?
Speaker 8 (08:48):
No, you don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,
Gary is watching me a person? Gary's watching what Harry
were respectful? Oh my god, Gary, Well I think he
did your job. Gary, and give me a real person.
You're wasting my time.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.
If yes, say one, Say.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I don't want to cancel my account. I need a
super Viber accountulations.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
I will need to transfer you to a real person.
Is that say one?
Speaker 16 (09:18):
If not, say two, give me.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
A real person, yes, Gary.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
It sounds like you want to give you your accounts. Please.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
No, I know you, Garry. I just want to talk
to a real person. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Heyank Bank?
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Oh is this a person?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Last time I checked, I am. I just got back
from the bathroom because I had a ronate and I
don't think robots earn eate.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Why the question, Oh my god, I don't know, Gary,
your your robot secretary is like trapping me and saying
that I have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then
I want to bold my account.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Your account, I got it, Yes, I don't want to
take about thousand dollars what.
Speaker 17 (10:00):
Oh my god, automated Jane, My god.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, Jim like, hey, this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
husband set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What he said that you were really irritated with automated
phone systems and wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Oh my god, I lost my tit for so bad, so.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Bad, wake up every morning with jewble phone pranks. It's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So Morgan Wallen has broken his silence. We haven't not
heard from him since chairgate.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So you haven't heard. He was at a bar.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
He threw a chair off of the roof of the
bar and it fell down on the ground like by
two cops. Anyway, It's extremely dangerous. It's been a really
big problem. But now he's publicly made an announcement saying
I didn't feel right publicly publicly checking in until I
made amends with some folks. He's touched base with Nashville
law enforcement, his family and the good people at Chiefs,
which was the bar. He's not proud of his behavior,
(11:02):
and he accepts responsibility, and then he goes on to say,
I have the utmost respect for the officers working every
day to keep us safe. But regarding my tour, there'll
be no charge. So he's actually getting bashed a little
bit for his somewhat apology because he still managed to
promote his tour.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
You got to take the opportunities we can get him.
I guess that's a full statement, because I thought.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
He also then challenged Nashville the entire police department to
a head butting contest.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
He's like, see, now we can all break bread together.
I'd love to see him just meet head out with
a bunch of guys like that. Know, if I don't
even want to see it own it. No, the top
three boyfriends and girlfriends from books have been announced according
to a new survey, So for all of our avid readers,
a lot of these are in movies too though. By
the way, so the top boyfriend from books is Noah
(11:51):
from The Notebook, which makes perfect sense to me. Yeah,
you know, when you think about it, I'm sure you've
had this conversation with your friends, and if you haven't,
you should like who would be your person? Like, I'm
not talking about cartoons, I'm not talking about Disney princes.
I'm just like your person from any movie or book
or fictional character, like who to be?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Noah's an excellent freaking choice. Ps.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I mean notebook always gets called out is the most
romantic thing ever until you rewatch that movie and realize
what was really happening throughout the entire movie.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
And Noah's a side piece. Okay, anyways, Number two is
Christian Gray. Oh, and then Edward Cullen from Twilight is
number three.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
The top three best girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Are Anesteisia Steel from Fifty Shades of Gray.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It just shows how guys are.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Bellas Swan from Twilight and Juliet from Romeo and Juliet.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Bella Swan was so annoying to me. I'm like, just
make a decision, grow up. I think the issue was
also annoying to christ.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Also, you guys, Juliette kills herself. So yeah, but they
do it together, yes, either die literally die together. Baby, unbelievable.
In news you did not see coming, Pink and Pharrell
are tingled in illegal dispute.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh, over a trademark.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
So Pharrell Williams is trying to trademark the term p
dot I n C so p ink and that's how
he wanted to promote his music. But Pink is saying
nna bro. People are gonna get confused because they're gonna
think it's me Pink. Meanwhile, Victoria's secret is now getting
in on the action too, because they're like, no, no,
we're all.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Seeing Wow, that's really crazy. So it's the.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Battle of the Pink going on right now, and we'll
see how that ends up playing out.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Pink's name is with the with an exclamation point for
the eye.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Upside down exclamation point. Yeah no, wait really and with
a K, so she's got pink.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
With a K.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Hold on, I am.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I'm on the artist Pink side for this one. Victoria
can't even muster the energy to say day party and
has to say darty.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I can't trust the people to know that it's a
K and not a C.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Honestly, darty is the coolest word I've learned in a
long time.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Here is so thank you. I was and I didn't
know so now because it's not really I taught you
something today, Guys, You're welcome. It is also trending It's.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Lenaia is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband Keith might be
cheating on us.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
So we're going to see if we can help her out.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Lenaia, thanks for coming on the show and agreeing to
do this. Tell us what's going on.
Speaker 17 (14:29):
Yeah, so my husband and I have been married for
a year now, okay, but we were together for five
years before that, and I'll have to admit that he
cheated on me previously in our relationship, and you know,
of course friends and family told me, like, you know,
(14:49):
don't do it, don't marry him. But you know, he
founded genuinely, you know, sad when he apologized, you know,
said he would never do it, and then he proposed,
you know, so of course, you know that's a lot
of emotions. Yeah, she was like, it's starting again. You know.
(15:11):
Previously when he cheated on me, you know, he was
on his phone a lot, he was busy, and now
he's always on his phone. He's always busy. He offers
to run errand's a lot, which I mean at first
I was just so excited because you know, I have
to admit, you know, we have one of those relationships
(15:34):
where you know, a lot of that kind of stuff
falls on me, right, you know, And so when he
started offering to run erin, I was just so excited
that I didn't.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Have to do it all anymore.
Speaker 17 (15:49):
But he offers to run, you know, like a simple
grocery store, getting like a gallon of milk kind of thing,
and he's gone for hours and he ignores my text Like,
I'll text him after like a couple of.
Speaker 15 (16:03):
Hours, because you know, I'm not one of those.
Speaker 17 (16:05):
People who's like always got to know where my man is.
But if you say you're running to the like local
grocery store to grab some milk, and you're gone for
five hours, you know, I text you around like two
hours to be like, hey, you okay, because you know,
what if he got hurt, what if he got in
an accident.
Speaker 15 (16:24):
You know, it's like.
Speaker 17 (16:26):
To worry. Unfortunately, you know, it's it's a hereditary thing.
My mother's the same way.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Well, I think that just means that you care.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, if anybody disappears for two hours and you can't
find them, you start to worry.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Right, that's a lot. That's a long time.
Speaker 16 (16:40):
And for milk.
Speaker 17 (16:41):
Okay, the most recent one was milk. You know, we
were out of milk. I was trying to pour some
cereal and he was like, Hey, I'm gonna go grab
you some milk. And I was like, oh, you know, Jen,
like thinking, what a sweetie. And then he was gone
for I think it was like five hours. I think
I'm exacuating a little, maybe like three hours. And it's
like I was in the process of you know, poems
(17:03):
and cereals.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Like what did you ask him? Like what he was
doing when he came back? What did he say?
Speaker 17 (17:11):
He said that he ran into someone at the grocery
store who's a friend of his. I had never heard
of this friend before, someone named Mark, and how Mark
was like, oh, dude, you know, can you help me?
Speaker 15 (17:23):
I have something I need your.
Speaker 17 (17:24):
Help with real facts And he said he ended up
going to Mark's place and like helping him put together
a cabinet or something like.
Speaker 15 (17:31):
It was I mean, maybe that could be real, but
it just sounded like such a.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Bs you know, yeah, big time. Well why wouldn't he
text you that?
Speaker 17 (17:41):
Exactly right? But you know, he's not for how much
his phone is in his hands.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
He's really bad, I responded to tech messages.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah truly, Yeah, I mean that's terrible. Okay, I just
need to know.
Speaker 17 (17:56):
I think he's shoated on you before, you know? Are
are my emotions getting in the way? Even though his
behavior is so weird, you know, it's like maybe I
don't know, maybe there's a good reason behind it, Maybe
he's not cheating. Maybe I'm just overreacting.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
I just I feel like.
Speaker 17 (18:13):
I'm going crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. You told us what grocery store you guys
are awards card members at, So we'll call and pretend
to be from there, offer him free flowers for being
a very valued customer, and see if he sends a
flowers to you or somebody else. Okay, O, pleas on,
comeback get your to Catch acheater next.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
If you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a
Cheater LINEA is on the phone. She thinks that her
husband Keith might be cheating on her. We're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at, and say that
Every single month, we choose one Wards Card remember at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We'll see if he believes that, and if he does,
if he sends them to his wife, Lenea or to
somebody else. And before we call him, LINEA, can you
(18:51):
kind of run down the reasons for people if they
are just joining us.
Speaker 17 (18:55):
So she's cheated on me before we've been together for
five years. That Mary, for one, he cheated on me
before we got married. And now he's just being really weird,
always on his phone, always busy, and then running errands
and like for something easy as getting milk, being gone
for like three.
Speaker 16 (19:13):
Hours, so weird.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That is weird. That's a long time.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Well, here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 17 (19:20):
I'm going to be all right.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Hi, is this Keith who's a Rewards Card member?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Yeah, this is Keith.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Keith.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing call.
I'm calling to tell you congratulations because here this month's
big winner.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
Oh awesome, So I want something?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yes, you won the flowers. Every single month, we choose
one Awards Card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department. It's our way of saying
thank you and promoting the fact also that we do
flower delivery. Now, so you've won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of chocolate, and a car to
be sent to anywhere in the fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 10 (20:06):
Oh wow, that's awesome. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
If you know who you want to send the flowers to,
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes on the phone right now.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Oh, I know who I want to spend them too.
We can do this right now.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Let's start with the name, first and last name of
the lucky recipient of the flowers.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
I'm going to give the flowers to my wife, Lena.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Your wife, same last name, then, I guess you have.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
The same last name. About to celebrate our one year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh congratulations, that's sweet. You know, I was married once
and we were married for a year, and then I
got a little antsy, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
A couple of drinks at the local bar.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And where I knew it, you know, I was at
waking up in someone else's house, someone else's bed. Yeah,
so I cheated on my wife about one.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Year Oh wow, man, you do that yet? Have I
cheated on my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 18 (20:58):
In the last year though, No, I would absolutely not
cheat on my wife.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Can we get back to the flowers?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, we can't because this is actually Jubile from the
Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's the radio show. Hi. I'm Nina Alison from the
show Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We do a segment on the show where if you're
saying one other things you might be cheating, we try
to catch you by seeing who you send flowers to
and your wife and A is actually also on the
phone and been listening.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Hike you what Keith?
Speaker 17 (21:27):
I'm so sorry, but you've just been acting so weird recently,
and you know you've you've done this to me before,
so with your strange behavior and being gone for so
long and all these other things, you know, I just
I thought you were cheating again.
Speaker 18 (21:46):
I'm definitely not cheating and it hurts that you think that.
Speaker 17 (21:51):
Well, you know, you didn't go to boys' night the
other night at the local dive bar.
Speaker 10 (21:58):
What do you.
Speaker 17 (21:59):
Expect me to think? You know, you're not telling me
the truth, You're not communicating with me like you've done
this before. What am I supposed to think when you
go to get me milk and you're gone for three hours.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Wait a minute, how did you even know I didn't
go to boys Night?
Speaker 17 (22:16):
Well, you know, when you're gone for three hours to
get milk, I followed you to see where you were
really going. I'm not tying that's okay. I'm not proud
of that, Honestly, Keith, I feel like I've been going
crazy because just nothing you're doing recently makes any sense.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Well, I just can't believe you don't trust me and
that you would follow me.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
I've been trying to man that I can be.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
You don't even really sound that sad, Keith, And like,
what do you have to say about not being a
boys and night? I mean we're missing a whole part
here or being on for three hours for milk?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What are you doing bro for milk?
Speaker 10 (22:56):
Keith?
Speaker 18 (22:57):
Well, I've just been really busy, and you know I
speaking of Boys Night. I just I needed a break.
I needed a break from the boys and I wanted
to be in a new environment enough.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That it sounds shaky.
Speaker 19 (23:11):
Tell me, hey, I need a night to myself. The
boys invited me, I don't want to go with them,
like Why aren't you communicating with me? I think that's
the bigger issue here. Maybe you know, if you're not cheating,
why aren't you communicating with me?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
We always tell each other everything.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Where did you go? Keithy?
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
I think we still want to know where you are? Yeah,
it sounds shady.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
I mean, you know, why are you breathing down my
neck so hard? I just needed a break from boys
night and I went to a different bar to be
in a new environment. And I just can't believe that
you don't trust me, you know so much that you're
going to follow me around and check in on it.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
I mean when we.
Speaker 17 (23:52):
Talk about when we talk about saving up for a
house and you go to a bar that fancy?
Speaker 8 (23:59):
How much was the ub?
Speaker 17 (24:01):
Did you pay for the tab?
Speaker 15 (24:03):
And you knows that we're saving us for a half. Well,
you know we're sitting up for a house, So what
the hell? Why are you going to this fancy bar
by yourself? Well, we're saving up for a house, Keith.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Wait, so you know where he went? And Lenia, you
followed him to the fancy bar.
Speaker 15 (24:19):
I followed him.
Speaker 17 (24:20):
I followed him.
Speaker 19 (24:21):
Oh, and I looked up that place because we've never
been there, Kim's never taking his wife there, and it
held like.
Speaker 15 (24:31):
The three dollars signs with the four dollars signs, and
I looked at the menu. If they don't lift the prices,
we can't afford it.
Speaker 17 (24:39):
Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
If you followed him, do you know if there was
anyone with him?
Speaker 17 (24:45):
I was not able to find that out. They have
the whole tinted window thing or whatever so that you
can't see inside. And honestly, at that moment in time,
I really I really didn't want to see it.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
I didn't I didn't.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Want to actually go with I have to see it.
But I figured if she was going to somewhere in
that night, that it had to be a woman.
Speaker 15 (25:10):
And I just I.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Just I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Oh listen, babe, I can't do this to you anymore.
I've been I've been seeing the bartender.
Speaker 16 (25:27):
At the bar, and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
What I gotta go, I gotta go, Sorry, I go?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 15 (25:53):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 16 (25:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
I would take it.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, it's okay, because it did.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
And now you'll never have a what if you know
for sure and you're going to be able to move.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I'm so sorry. Well, let us know if you need
anything off here.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Okay, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
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your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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And now let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Jay. What's up?
Speaker 10 (27:04):
Jay?
Speaker 16 (27:05):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
John?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Not much J for that? Jay? Colora?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh, you ready to take on Victoria.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I'm ready to I'm ready to really take on Victoria.
Let's let's do this.
Speaker 18 (27:19):
Let's get the trivia game going.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All right, I'm gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
I'm glad that you're ready to play, Jay, because here
we go. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
She's outside now. The door is closed. Jay, let's do this.
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Your's time starts now. The TV show South Park takes
place in which state?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Colorado?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
What year was the WNBA founded?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Who directed the movie Jurassa Park?
Speaker 19 (28:01):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (28:02):
Past?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Which sports brand is basketball? Which sports brand is basketball?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Ball? Great? Michael Jordan's synonymous with?
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (28:13):
The past?
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Both?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I don't know who pooped in the bed on? It's
always sunny in Philadelphia?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Oh man, Danny DeVito, all.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Right, we'll bring Victoria back in studio. I didn't expect
that question. All right, welcome welist.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
She's getting these questions.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
They're fun while she's getting settled. Jay, what's something you
would like the world to know about you today?
Speaker 10 (28:34):
I would like everybody to please follow me on TikTok.
Speaker 18 (28:38):
It's just Jay, guys, all one word. I'm trying to
get to a thousand followers.
Speaker 16 (28:42):
To go live with my mom, who's a nonprofit for
pat who are.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah right, Jay, that is a great play to get
people to follow you.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Is she really or are you just saying that she
really is? Her TikTok tag is Critical Care Kit and Coalition.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
She has been doing it now for four years.
Speaker 18 (29:04):
She's a non profit fible one C three.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's cool, man, Yeah, that's awesome. He's doing it for
his mom and the cat. I'll follow you, Jay, What
is it again?
Speaker 16 (29:14):
It's just Jay guys.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Just Jay guys.
Speaker 16 (29:19):
It's just Jay guys.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's just Jay guys.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh I got okay, it's just Jay guys like that exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
I didn't ask us to follow it.
Speaker 18 (29:34):
I really do.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
It helps support me and everything I do so much.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, no problem, man, Get out there and support those cats.
And Jay, Oh we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to beat Jay outright, twink, Jay,
you want to tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 18 (29:55):
All right, you gots you're ready?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Victoria ready?
Speaker 10 (29:59):
All right?
Speaker 18 (29:59):
You're Arne starts.
Speaker 16 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
The TV show south Park takes place in which state? Washington?
What year was the w NBA founded?
Speaker 14 (30:09):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh uh in.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Nineteen ninety who directed the movie Jurassic Park, Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Which sports brand is basketball? Great? Michael Jordan's synonymous with? Uh,
what's what's rent? Basketball?
Speaker 17 (30:23):
Wait?
Speaker 19 (30:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Who pooped in the bed on? It's always sunny in Philadelphia?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Who's that it's sunny?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What ancient civilization built the famous city of Machu Picchu?
Speaker 20 (30:34):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
What kind of questions were these?
Speaker 20 (30:36):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Pop culture?
Speaker 18 (30:40):
They were kind of difficult.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
You're very out of time, civilization, very out of time,
very out of time.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Well, it's not like I got any of the others right,
So you know what.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Producer, I was searching for the answer of what kind
of questions areas? And the answer was one's Victoria didn't
know the answers. Victoria did get one.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Correct, Jay got three correct, Ja did get right, and
she got one right. I did.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Congratulations, Jay, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You won.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
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Speaker 2 (31:27):
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Speaker 3 (31:36):
And now let's get the answers with meos. Colorado is
where South Park takes place? Seriously?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah, the WNBA was founded in nineteen ninety six. Steven
Spielberg directed Jurassic Park. Oh, Nike is the sports brand
that Michael Jordan is synonymous?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Where is the sport brand? I didn't hear that part.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Okay, Danny DeVito, Frank Reynolds, Frank Reynolds or Danny Vito, Right,
that's who played with the character of that. Yeah, I'm
glad you knew who pooped in the bed Jay. And
it's always sunny in Philadelphia and the Inca civilization. The
Inca civilization is responsible for Machipichu bro I.
Speaker 21 (32:14):
None of those.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Are you serious? Also, I've never seen sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I've seen Sonny with a Chance on Disney channels like
you problems.
Speaker 20 (32:21):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
That is before your time with Victoria. It's on now.
It's not current, it's a current show on television. Really,
and they've got one of the most popular podcast that's
ever existed.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Okay, it's okay, Mad, we're just getting educated right now, Bradley.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
She's always angry in Philadelphia. Someone from Pennsylvania. Congratulations to Jay.
Speaker 16 (32:49):
If you want to play, yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
You too.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
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Speaker 3 (33:01):
I learned so much. Don't did you really learn though?
If you're arguing with all of it? That was fun
to know.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
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Speaker 3 (33:18):
Jackson is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted from a date he
went on with a woman named Amanda. So in a
few minutes we'll call her see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Jackson, how long has it been since you
heard from Amanda? Like long enough to know you're getting ghosted? Days?
Or is this like that you had of the date
last night?
Speaker 16 (33:39):
No, like you know it's gone three days? Maybe three
and a half.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, what makes you feel like you're being ghosted?
Speaker 20 (33:47):
Well, I mean we went on to this great day, right,
We went to the same place that we both wanted
to go and wanted to try. And I mean it
was really nice and you know, we.
Speaker 22 (33:58):
Had three courses usert and it felt really awesome. You know,
it was really romantic, easy. Amanda was beautiful and she
ate all her food.
Speaker 16 (34:08):
It was so cute, you know, And I mean, it
just it would be to sung of something great, but
it's han't, you know. I mean, I've written her, you know,
I walked into her car.
Speaker 10 (34:19):
I wrote her afterwards.
Speaker 16 (34:20):
And said, you know, you know, I hope to hear
from her, and.
Speaker 22 (34:23):
I thought she would write me back, and she never
wrote me back.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
And I kind of want to know what a problem is.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
So you said what to her, I'm sorry, I hope
to hear from you.
Speaker 22 (34:32):
No, I said, you know, it was a great date,
and I hope you know, you know, I hope to
hear from you. When we left the date and then
I texted her, I said, it was a great night
last night, and she didn't respond.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Well, why why do you think she's ghostinging?
Speaker 16 (34:45):
Well, I mean I was fifteen minutes, lady.
Speaker 20 (34:48):
I mean, I had to take my dog out, and
I was apologetic about you know, like I kind of mismanaged.
Speaker 22 (34:53):
My time, and she teased me about it a little bit,
and I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 16 (34:57):
But I don't know. Maybe, you know, first impressions are tough.
Speaker 22 (35:00):
You know, maybe she seemed like she understood and got
over it, but maybe she didn't.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
So when you arrived, was she kind of cold shoulder
like at that point? Was she cool with you? You know,
say you're kind of mad or annoyed? I should say,
but that's valid and it's the first time. So then
was she like, so anyways, tell me what sign you are?
Or was she more like can we just order?
Speaker 20 (35:24):
She made she made a couple of jabs and uh,
but she didn't you know, she got over it quick.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Okay, I sound like she got over it quick. I
feel like that's fair. Yeah, how the rest of the
date go?
Speaker 16 (35:37):
Personally? You know, we had we had we had three courses,
you know, wine, misserer, and we discussed you know, at
the food and we discussed like, you know, travel and
we liked to be both like to travel. We both
like this, you know, like like wanted to go to Italy,
and you know, I mean it was like it was
pretty good, Like we had a really good conversation. It
was a long night. I mean, I thought it was
really good.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
So you felt like she was engaging with you and
asking you questions and stuff like that.
Speaker 22 (36:02):
Absolutely, did I walked her to a car at the end,
and so I feel like it wasn't like she wasn't
put off, It wasn't awkward.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Did you put her lips on your lips at the end?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
What do you say, like, because if he did it
the way Jubil said, then that would absolutely be why
he's getting posted in.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
True, So no kiss. Did you guys hug at least?
Speaker 16 (36:23):
Or yeah, we got like a half hug.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
That's not a good sign. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Every time I've half hugged a guy it kind of
resulted in me they were talking to him.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Again in a rush or you're like on your way somewhere.
Speaker 16 (36:40):
I feel like it was a good ending, even though
it was a half hug.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It sounds good, okay, But now she hasn't talked to
you in a few days, and you want to know
why you're getting ghosted, So play a song, come back,
and then we'll call her see if she tells why
she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, excellent, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Play a song, come back, get your first safe follow
up next if you're just joining.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Us for today's first date follow up.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Jackson is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Amanda.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another day. But first, Jackson, why don't you remind us
about your situation?
Speaker 20 (37:15):
Well, I met Amanda and we went out on a
great day, and you have to thinking about it and
talk to you guys. I feel like we had a
really good time and I really don't know why she's
not getting back to me. After a few days I
wrote her and hestn't texting back at all, and I
feel you know, she said, up, it was definitely a
good time.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
What was the last thing you said to her? Own text?
Speaker 16 (37:34):
I said to her, you know, I had a really
good time last night, and I thought, you know, if
she would have gotten back to me.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
M okay, Well you ready for us to call her
and see if we still tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 16 (37:46):
Absolutely, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
I mam aspeaking to Amanda. Please.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
This is hi Amanda. My name is Jewbel and this
is a radio show. It's called the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yes, the show is here. My name is Anna. Hi,
I'm sor Hi.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Hi.
Speaker 20 (38:13):
Hey hi.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Oh you know the show?
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Yeah? Yeah, that so great.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I'm actually calling today because you went out on a
date with somebody and now you're ghosting them.
Speaker 8 (38:26):
Okay, I might need more info.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Well, you know, we do the first eight follow up
on the show where if you go out on a
date with somebody you ghosts them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why we
got an email about you from a guy named Jackson.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Ah, okay, I love that.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
We're laughing at Was that a good date for you?
Speaker 7 (38:50):
He doesn't know why. No, he does not that crazy
that he has no idea why.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Okay, so it should be obvious.
Speaker 21 (39:04):
Uh yeah, I would say like, okay, this is this
is nuts.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Okay. Hey yeah, so well, let me let me preface.
Speaker 21 (39:14):
The restaurant was fantastic and the food was fantastic, and
that was good.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
The company was not good.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
He seemed to have a different perspective on it.
Speaker 21 (39:25):
That's weird because he spent the entire night just hitting
on the server, so I have no idea why he
would be confused.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
He was hitting on the server and obviously.
Speaker 21 (39:36):
So like huge, like like I checked out five minutes in.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I was like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 21 (39:44):
The food's good, and I just focused on my food
and getting you know, a good meal out of it,
and that was it.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
But I checked out five minutes in because.
Speaker 21 (39:50):
Instantly he was like, Oh, you're so gorgeous and like
it's like, oh, your hair's so pretty and like, oh
my gosh.
Speaker 8 (39:58):
I love the color of your nails and.
Speaker 21 (40:00):
Like yeah, like no joke, Like he was making jokes
about like feeding her what came, and he was like.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh, you want to briye to this, and like I
can set you oh yeah.
Speaker 21 (40:12):
Like he commented on her legs at one point, like
it was it was sick.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
That is a little bit awkward and a huge red flag,
but yeah, uh.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Yeah, tell me about it.
Speaker 21 (40:23):
Like the fact that he doesn't know what's going on,
it just blows my mind.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
That's just kind of fun. I mean that's blatant.
Speaker 21 (40:31):
Yeah, Like I mean, in front of me, he was
just like he was like astudly she walks up and
he's like he's like, oh, hey, you're gorgeous, and then
he just like every time she came to the table,
there was something else, like he talked about you.
Speaker 8 (40:44):
It was just like, oh, this.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Is nert like it's almost as sweet as you are and.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 23 (40:49):
Yeah, that's a kind of like you're on a date
with someone else.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Did he say that stuff to you too?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Was it just like how he communicates with women or
was it her specifically?
Speaker 21 (40:59):
No, Like there wasn't even like you look nice, like
there was like all the waitress I was.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I was flabbergaccid, like okay, well, thank you for telling us. Also,
I don't know if you forgot, but Jackson is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you or
maybe find out the waitresses isn't at the same time,
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (41:19):
But oh man, Like what is that about?
Speaker 24 (41:22):
Like way, it wasn't that like you made to sound
like I was really elaborate, like I've always you know,
just talked to you know, you know, to your service,
you know awesome and give them great compliments because they
do bigger serving and better pores.
Speaker 20 (41:35):
And I mean, you're going to treat me all around.
It's like a win win, and that's what I was doing.
And I just I don't think that was like you know, like.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Into the serpent, into the waitress so much like that's
teaching you you're please and thank you sir, not like
give me your legs.
Speaker 16 (41:52):
Well she had.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
What so you were hitting on her.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
So if she hadn't had nice legs, then you wouldn't have.
Speaker 21 (42:03):
Complimented them, because I feel like you should compliment her
legs no matter what her legs look like.
Speaker 8 (42:07):
If that's the strategy you're going for.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
Well, she had nice legs, but I wasn't. I mean,
it was it was just something to hit like, you know,
to say to her. It wasn't like I was hitting
on her.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
If no matter what, if you say to a woman
you have nice legs, that comes.
Speaker 21 (42:21):
Across as hitting on yeah for real, Like I mean,
because you're complimenting like her looks all the time. You
could have like if you were doing that, you could
have said like, oh, you're so nice and thank you
and you're so helpful and like you know, you could
have said like I like your nails, not like Oh,
your nails are so beautiful and I love that collar,
like you.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 21 (42:38):
Like you could have just been like, oh, what'd you
get them done or something? But no, like you're hitting
on her because you're talking about her looks to her
every time she came to the table, Like that's not
like that's not getting extra stuff out of it, that's
not what you're talking about.
Speaker 16 (42:55):
Wow, I didn't really realize you really jealous type.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
Like I'm not.
Speaker 25 (42:58):
Saying that, Like I'm just not into rude people. And
let me remind you that you're the one that like
wanted me so bad that you're willing to go on
the radio and do this.
Speaker 16 (43:14):
It's all good because I was really so good to
that kind of I got her number, and you know.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
So you if you got the number, have you tried
the number?
Speaker 16 (43:24):
Because I got a stake, Amanda, You're impossible.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Well, I would love to ask, Amanda, would you like
to go on another date with Jackson?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 13 (43:34):
There is never a chance in this world that I
would ever do that.
Speaker 20 (43:40):
Absolutely, Okay your lost Amanda.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Oh no, I guess I'm just gonna have to take
the les first date follow up.
Speaker 26 (43:53):
Okay, enough time has passed, so I need some of
you to start fessing up. Who was dressing up as
a clown and chasing people back in twenty sixteen, Why
this was happening, where they were coming from, what any
of their motives were.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Who the U chef forgot about that?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
I forgot about those random clowns that were all around.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
It's a jubil show.
Speaker 10 (44:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
The thing that bugs me about society is all the
made up rules that we have, Like, hey, you gotta
pay for vegetables.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Okay, right, they grow in the earth for us to eat, right? Interesting?
Can we just eat them? Or it's impossible to get
a car loan if you ask to pay for it
in pants. Trust me, I've tried.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
But if I send a pair of slacks every month, sorry,
you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Or depending on the slacks, that's valid payment or by
business casual. We didn't mean fakeable in tank top. You
can't be in this place, sir.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Say that because the survey is going viral of what
is acceptable or unacceptable at restaurants. So see if you
agree with this asking for a to go container to
take leftover someone.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's yes, that's gotta be fine. Who has the problem
with that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Ninety three percent of people say that's acceptable, three percent
say it's unacceptable, three percent they.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Like to waste food. That's what three percent are or
they're finishing it.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh, everything on your plate at twists sending back a
dish that wasn't made as specified.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I'm really bad at that. I never do it. I don't.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
My mom used to do it so much when I
was a kid that there was a period of my
adult life I refuse to do it because it was
so embarrassing to me. But now it's like, no, I've
paid for a specific thing, I will get specific thing,
or you will fix it.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Do you not feel bad? Like no, I'm super nice
about it though, that's super nice.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
I'm like, hey, this looks amazing, trust me, everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Like over compensating. Then it's steak and I want a chicken.
If we could just let's just have a little chet.
You know, it's I know, it's not your faust. It
tastes gonna be huge, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
See that makes perfect sense to me. But what if
it is a steak or a burger, right, and you
ordered it medium and it comes medium well or something
like that, then I'm like, I'm just gonna have to
eat it in that case enough, Like I'm not sending
this back for that.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
It's like it happened.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I normally because I waited tables a lot. I don't
have a problem saying if something comes out wrong, being like, hey,
can I get this, because usually if it's wrong, you
want it to be right.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
But there are some people who just.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Complain about every single thing they want, like nothing is right.
There's a line. Eighty four percent say that's acceptable to
send something back, seven percent say it's not. I was
with someone one time that didn't like their steak in
the way it was cooked, and they were ranting about
it so much because they sent it back twice. They
were ranting about it so much that the manager was
walking by and it was so loud that they stopped
and were like, I'm sorry, there's something wrong.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
And then the.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Person who was ranting about their steak was like, no,
everything's fine, and then nudged it and then nudged me,
nudged me to have to say that the steak was
bad again, like it was my look, yeah, like yeah
I did.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Then like they nudged you, all right, why would you
sit in the booth with them, because it was in
a relationship with them. I have to ask that question.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Taking photos of their food. Is it acceptable or unacceptable? Acceptable?
Seventy five percent say it's acceptable, thirteen percent say it's not.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Okay, all bradgo first, No, go ahead, Victoria, go ahead
and tell me why you're wrong.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Probably okay.
Speaker 23 (47:34):
The only reason why I like say it is acceptable
is because there's an app called Belly, and then probably
there's probably like a lot of other apps like this,
but where you can rate your food and show pictures
to see like so other like your friends can see
them and see what it looks like and see what
you got and how you rated it.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
And I'm someone who likes to look at.
Speaker 23 (47:53):
That or like if you go on Yelp, I like
to see how the food is what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Also, food porn is is an entire category itself too.
I like to just look at it and get excited,
Like I follow so many different cheese and pasta and
all those types of things, because show me what you're eating, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Much, so please, I wouldn't do it. I think it's silly.
Why he clearly doesn't like silly food Porton's on his
jym Yeah.
Speaker 6 (48:18):
No, I'll look at that stuff. But I'm not gonna
say I just want to eat the food. I want
to fuel my body and have a great day. I
don't want to pull my phone out and.
Speaker 27 (48:25):
Going over A survey that asks people what's acceptable behavior
or unacceptable behavior at restaurants asking for a table near
power outlet so you can charge your devices grow.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
I mean, I really.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Think that they should have one of those at every tables.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Otherwise it's going to be.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
More inconvenient for them no matter what. Without fail, somebody
will always ask for a phone charger, and then people
have to go up to the bar ask somebody, Now,
your phone's in the back by the kitchen, or it's
underneath of the jamison and you can't have it. But
if you have a charger at every table eat in Finding,
you won't have that problem.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
I bet you.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
If you did have chargers at your table, customers will
go there more for sure, and they'd stay there for hours,
charge all the way.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, you didn't say free Wi Fi, just chargers.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Fifty percent say it's acceptable, so the other forty nine
percent say it's not acceptable.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
That makes sense that it's about.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Taking an extended period of time to decide what to order.
Forty eight percent said it acceptable, thirty four said it's not.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
It's not, it's okay, it is I don't know what
you want? Yeah, thank you? How did you not know?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Though?
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Most of the time, like you, you just don't know?
What if I'm a king? What if I'm a slow
reader and I'm at the cheesecake factory a.
Speaker 10 (49:42):
Novel of a man.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
I was gonna say, this is a little bit on
the restaurants have like five dishes.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
That's enough with the novel that I made. Yeah, like
cheesecake factory. That thing is long. It's I've never read
a book that long.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
But ever, don't you when you go to restaurants, aside
from the times when it's like random, but when you
know that you're going to a certain don't you look
at the menu before you go and know you're in order.
Speaker 6 (50:03):
Nina miser over here looking at the menu every time
I can't remember a charger.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
I always just skydive.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
I just skydive a restaurants, pities bro skydive.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, I go, what's your favorite thing? And then they
say what it is? I'm like, I'll have that, so
I don't even usually look at the menu. Too busy talking. Yeah,
I'm just like too busy talking, and then I just
like I'll have whatever.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Do waiters ever get mad about that? It's like you're
putting all those Sometimes you can tell they don't eat
the food there because they're.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Like, oh, yeah, I really like that one's the most expensive,
that one.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
I would said it one time. I'm honest with them.
I'm like, hey, I'll just have whatever. You can upsell
me all you want right now?
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Wait, really she did? It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Ooh, somebody in trouble Harry styles of stalkers in jail. Ooh,
this is so wild. As many times as we've heard
about stalkers and different celebrities, I've never really heard of
any of them going to jail. And this woman who
was stalking Harry is being jailed because she sent him
over eight thousand cards in less than a month. Why
it's not even that she's showing up at his house,
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breaking into his windows or whatever, Like.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
We've heard it right in the past. She did. It's
kind of nice. I wish I was that dedicated to anything.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
A thousand cards. Now she gets fourteen weeks in jail.
She pled guilty of stoking, and then a ten year
restraining order against Harry. She can't go to any show,
any anything, be anywhere near him.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
I don't wonder if she'll send him letters from jail.
She did, she'd be breaking it, but that would be
a place to do it. Like, what else would you do?
Speaker 6 (51:36):
That's she had enough time with a day job to
do eight thousand and a month. Could you imagine what
she's going to be able to do over the next fourteen.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Us Would she get in trouble if she had her
cellmate right, Harry on behalf of her? Is that breaking
the restraining world?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
That's a great loophole, Nina. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Her name is Myra, so it would be like Myra
says she's really sorry.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
I think you all those letters.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
There's a picture of Mara in her cell saying she's sorry,
Oh Myra, who's my grandma's name?
Speaker 16 (52:07):
Rip?
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Okay, he.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
It is stalking, but it's just letters, Like I can't
believe that landed you in jail. Of all of the
things that we've heard stories about people that were like
at Chris Brown's house, like wearing a bathrobe in his
bathroom didn't go to jail. Taylor Swift's person that was
right outside of her home every single day didn't go
to jail. And now this person who sent innocent little letters.
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Were they innocent?
Speaker 3 (52:31):
We don't know what they said. Do we know what
they said?
Speaker 7 (52:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (52:34):
But you also didn't have to open them. You just
hit the recycling bin Like that to me is so innocent.
She wasn't physically showing up again whatever. So I mean,
some surprise those people didn't go to jail. That's the
other one where Yeah, that's my point, like, don't stalk people.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
It's not fun. Yeah, it's weird, it's just right right.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
I wasn't saying that it was okay at the different
levels of stocking. This is the one that landed her
in jail. So she's an example. The House was pasted
the bill that could ban TikTok. So the legislation says
that the Chinese parent company of TikTok has to sell
it off and get rid of all of its US
operation or else it will face a nationwide a nationwide band.
(53:12):
But this is kind of the story that we had
heard originally, which is basically just saying that somebody has
to buy it and let it still be the same
in order for it to be okay.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
I compare the government to the mob a lot of times,
and it sounds like if you open up a really
nice restaurant in a mob run neighborhood, they would also say,
sell it to us, or we'll send some guys over
there to hit you in the knees with bats.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Similar behavior. Yeah, this is a bat.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Yeah, that's one way to digestities. You have to understand that.
And then there's a new way of breaking up with
your person that is starting to go viral, and it
is well, it's not breaking up with your person, it's
a breakup announcement. So you know how you have wedding announcements,
engagement announcements, all of these announcements. Now you have a
breakup announcement. So you don't have to have the conversation
(53:55):
a million times with all of your friends and people
that you know. So you go ahead and make a
flyer explaining what happened, Like her said, attention, we broke up. Yes,
it's his fault. No, we're never getting back together. I
require two to three weeks for any further questions. You
don't have to block him. I'm indifferent, And so she
just posted that flyer and sent it out in group chats,
so she doesn't have to say anything or answer questions.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
I have two questions.
Speaker 6 (54:17):
Not to ask too many questions here, but if you're indifferent,
you're not getting on Canva and making a friend. So
my question there is why tell anybody at all who
cares your personal life?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Personal?
Speaker 6 (54:29):
But my other question is do they have a kamba
template for that?
Speaker 4 (54:33):
Maybe they should. And the reason why you do that
is so you can move on faster.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
You got a friend, you know what I'm saying. I
don't have any friends. It's like those status updates or
those posts where people are like, oh.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
I'm totally over it, totally over no question in four years.
I just want to read know I'm still up over it.
I don't think about him at all, not for a
single second at all.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Some cards, Yeah, look like you were obviously joking like
the Patrick crime.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
And it was so fun.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
A mixture of lab and actual tears over it.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, that'srending jewbles. Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (55:23):
I sure do? What is well?
Speaker 11 (55:27):
I accidentally got engaged and married ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to
hear about yours.
Speaker 15 (55:38):
Well.
Speaker 11 (55:39):
I was dating my now husband for about four years
and we went out for Valentine's Day and he pulled
out a ring box and I immediately said yes because
I figured he's proposing to me as Valentine's Day. Long
story short, he had purchased this beautiful ring from antique
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store and it was actually supposed to be an.
Speaker 17 (56:03):
Anniversary guest because we had been dating.
Speaker 11 (56:05):
For four years.
Speaker 20 (56:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 11 (56:07):
But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom.
The whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations,
and they sent over desserts. After a couple of weeks,
so I realized he didn't actually mean to propose to me.
Speaker 15 (56:22):
He just kind of rolled with it.
Speaker 8 (56:24):
But I will call you.
Speaker 11 (56:26):
We are happily married ten years now, and it's the
best mistake he's ever made.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
That's great. I'm glad it works out. That's awesome. It
gets down to shoe lace. Yes, yeah, that's funny. Well,
congratulations on it working. I didn't work the same at all.
Speaker 8 (56:45):
Oh, I'm sorry, No.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
That's fine, it's better off that way, but I should
have let her know that I wasn't meaning that I
wanted to marry her. What happened with me was I
was literally falling asleep, and I was dating this girl
for a long time, and I was like, if we
date longer, we should think about getting married some day.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
We were just talking, but then she turned to me
and started crying and said yes, And then she told
her mom and then threw the phone at me, and
I was talking to her mom. All of a sudden,
I was like half asleep still, and I was like, yeah,
I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (57:17):
Yeah, ladies just say yes and they don't say no. Yeah, exactly. Well,
thank you for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (57:24):
Ye sure, thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Oh boy,
I ssure you.
Speaker 16 (57:30):
I assured you.
Speaker 8 (57:31):
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (57:33):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (57:34):
So I used to.
Speaker 13 (57:35):
Work at this estate for a really well known name
that I obviously I can't say, but think like along
the line of like chef Boyerty Aircraft.
Speaker 17 (57:43):
Anyways, a house at.
Speaker 13 (57:46):
This like massive estate, there were tons of houses. They
basically like dominated the block of houses. And okay, so
I was head of housekeeping, And for two years, every
day after lunch, I would go to this one house
that was rarely occupied and I would go into the
master closet and take a nap for like one hour
(58:08):
every single day on the phone.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Man, it doesn't matter what your job is, we always
find a place to take naps.
Speaker 16 (58:15):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
I bet that was a nice place to take A
nice closet too, that rich.
Speaker 13 (58:20):
Oh it was super plush, like down pillows, you know
there were there was like extra bedding in the closet.
Speaker 8 (58:25):
And then when I was done, I would fold it.
Speaker 13 (58:26):
Back up and put it away and like try to
smooth the wrinkles out of my face and.
Speaker 8 (58:31):
Ask that nothing ever happened. I mean this was like
two years.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
That's pretty mild.
Speaker 4 (58:35):
I was hoping you tell me you were trying on
their clothes or like eating their food.
Speaker 16 (58:40):
Oh, definitely eating the food.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
Yeah you did that too. Oh well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, what's your dirty
little secret?
I know we're all very sad and everything, but I
truly pray to God that nobody is out there crying
on their unpaid time in this economy. No, baby, No,
you cry at work on paid time, and you cry
long and your advice.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's the Doebill show. And people are weird. Yeah, well,
I'm not judging. Sometimes when I'm alone and I do something,
I'm like, man.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You are a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, I mean it's fair, but you should embrace your weirdness.
But if you're feeling a little strange this morning, don't
worry about it, because Uber released their list of the
strangest Things Left in ubers and it'll make you feel
a lot more normal.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You love this, so let's go over it. They said.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The most common things that writers leave behind are clothing.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, yeah, like jack and stop, I just you know,
oh my shorts and there ones whoa sounds bad?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I had bathing a bathing seaton, like I was leaving
a darty, and I don't a day party, and so
I didn't have.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And so a day party is called a darty.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
No, it isn't. It is, it is not, never has been,
never will be. I will not accept that love it.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yes, it is someone else back, why don't even care
if it is?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It is now il in for the Darty's part, par
Day sounds kind of friendsh It's so much better than Darty, a.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Day party, a Parday. I like Darty than.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm with you. Anyway, you were leaving a Darty and
you left your shorts in the new break.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
Yeah, we didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I didn't have time to grab them and put them on,
fully because everyone was just sprinting to it, and so
I grabbed them and ran with them, and well.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
They got left anyways. So also the most common things luggage,
you just left it.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
There, just like random luggage, Like you didn't jump off
the airport and you're like, I don't need that one.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I guess, or you just forget about it. You're wow,
I forgot my carry on bag. I don't know how
you do that. Headphones, that make sense. But some of
the weirdest things that have been left in ubers A
frontal hair to pay.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
What is that like fake hair? It's fake hair, but
I guess just for the front.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
It's like women, we get home, the first thing we
do is take off our bras. This frontal two pay person.
The first thing they did was get in the car,
and I was like, let me take the front off.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Really the party was hot, that dirty, really hot sweating.
You got a air out low forehead a little bit.
I'm never gonna look at a poor at the same.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Another weird item left in an Uber hot sauce and
a breathalyzer.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh combo pack. I guess it's just somebody trying to
cover something.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Up with that hot Oh yeah, yeah, they made the
right decision.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They got new they did. Somebody get panicked. I guess
because they left behind. This is a quote from the
Uber driver. A leaf that's much needed, A leaf that's
much needed that what they call it now, I would
be I would not go deliver them that leaf the
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way that they phrase that that's much needed.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I want to be alive to see my family when
I get home.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What Uber drivers say are the weirdest items that have
been left in an Uber two containers with spiders in them.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh my, why why do you have that in the
first place? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A ceramic cat, which you could forget that that's.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Cut They really wanted that, serd. I know.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'm like, you don't get a ceramic cave. You don't
desperately need a jar of oysters that's gonna smell.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
A candle that says see you in court. That might
be the reason that had to take a very specific
a live pet turtle.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Or turtle guys, like, what.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Is this world of.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We remember how you know?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
People this is sad, but you know they leave babies
at fire houses? What well you see that like a
movies and stuff like people that just like if you
don't want it, Yeah, if you don't want it, you
can't take care of your baby, you just drop it
off at a firehouse. So I'm just saying the turtle
mommies and daddy's probably just now leave them.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
That's sad.
Speaker 11 (04:20):
Sad.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Uber has released some of the strangest items left behind
in their cars.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
A burrito steamer. What is that?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I have no idea I feel like I need, but
it sounds like something you should not Urban Dictionary though,
great idea.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I'm going to not on the company computer.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
This one will make all the Taylor Swift fans angry.
A frame Taylor Swift autograph bro perfect.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
That means if I'm jumping in that Uber right after you,
I'm taking it, thank.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You for leaving it. That can't be real again.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Another thing left in an uber a hashtag best day
ever foam sign guaranteed they should not have been driving.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
That's why they took an uber. If you leave that,
that's funny. They have a fake butt. What does that mean?
Is that like implant not prosthetic. But I don't know,
I know that.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I just it just occurred to me. It just occurred
to me. It's from a drag show. It's from a
drag show. I'm telling you. So like sometimes a lot
of times in Dragon put like the fake silicone butts
on and then by the end of the show, there's
the clothes are all different by the end of the show.
And they just got in the rib and through their
you know, their wig in the in the in the
fake button stuff in the side of the seat, and
(05:31):
they forgot it in there.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
That's got to be what it is. Love that that's
where you went.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I started picturing Jewbol getting one of those like plastic
fake butt shorts.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Things like, what's what I can do?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Guys, We're going over to this remover of the strangest
items left behind their vehicles. It'd be interesting if the
fake butt and the front hair to pay were from
the same person. It's like, it's a long day, you
got to pop off the front end of that.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's another jewbile phone frame morning. That's hello.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.
There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.
If this is the account holder for the account ending in,
say one. If not, please hang up and have.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
A good day.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
One.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You said one.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
To confirm that selection, please say one. If not, please
say two.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
One.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Hello. My name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service
agent for Banke. I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity
on the account ending in. If this is the account
holder for that account, say one. If not, please hang
up and have a good day.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
One.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
We've already done this. It's me.
Speaker 12 (06:53):
Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say two.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
One, one, one, one, Okay, come on, I got stuff
to do today. One.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a charge
on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars. What
if you approve this charge?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Please say one.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
If not, please.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Say two thirteen thousand dollars. What the got it? I'm sorry, person?
Speaker 12 (07:23):
Got it?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
I need to talk to a person.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
Got it? You said one?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
You approved?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
I did not. I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I
need to talk to a person, not a machine.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Please hold?
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Thank you God, this is insane. Spend thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
Hello, my name is Gary.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Got it?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
This is insane. I need a person, got it?
Speaker 12 (07:52):
Please hold?
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Thank you, Gary, Oh god, totally Hello, Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (07:59):
My name is Gary. I'm the automated service agent here
at Bank. We've noticed some activity of Gary.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want
to talk to a human being.
Speaker 13 (08:08):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (08:09):
It sounds like you would like to take out an
auto loan.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.
Speaker 14 (08:16):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
It sounds like you would like to know the percent
of our auto rates.
Speaker 15 (08:19):
Please give me a no.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
No, no, no, Gary, scary No. Stop with the music, Gary.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Bank, try to make it feel like you're on making.
When you're on hold, Please enjoy the whole music.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
It's from the worst. Thank ever? Are you sitting me?
Speaker 15 (08:36):
I didn't send it.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Give me a person, scary, Tell Mary, no, you mayn't.
I need a person.
Speaker 12 (08:42):
Hello, My name is Gary, Gary, got it?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Give me a human being, please?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Got it?
Speaker 8 (08:48):
No, you don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,
Gary is watching me a person? Gary's watching what Harry
were respectful? Oh my god, Gary, Well I think he
did your job. Gary, and give me a real person.
You're wasting my time.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.
If yes, say one, Say.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I don't want to cancel my account. I need a
super Viber accountulations.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
I will need to transfer you to a real person.
Is that say one?
Speaker 16 (09:18):
If not, say two, give me.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
A real person, yes, Gary.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Got it.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
It sounds like you want to give you your accounts. Please.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
No, I know you, Garry. I just want to talk
to a real person. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Heyank Bank?
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Oh is this a person?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Last time I checked, I am. I just got back
from the bathroom because I had a ronate and I
don't think robots earn eate.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Why the question, Oh my god, I don't know, Gary,
your your robot secretary is like trapping me and saying
that I have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then
I want to bold my account.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Your account, I got it, Yes, I don't want to
take about thousand dollars what.
Speaker 17 (10:00):
Oh my god, automated Jane, My god.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, Jim like, hey, this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
husband set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What he said that you were really irritated with automated
phone systems and wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Oh my god, I lost my tit for so bad, so.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Bad, wake up every morning with jewble phone pranks. It's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So Morgan Wallen has broken his silence. We haven't not
heard from him since chairgate.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So you haven't heard. He was at a bar.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
He threw a chair off of the roof of the
bar and it fell down on the ground like by
two cops. Anyway, It's extremely dangerous. It's been a really
big problem. But now he's publicly made an announcement saying
I didn't feel right publicly publicly checking in until I
made amends with some folks. He's touched base with Nashville
law enforcement, his family and the good people at Chiefs,
which was the bar. He's not proud of his behavior,
(11:02):
and he accepts responsibility, and then he goes on to say,
I have the utmost respect for the officers working every
day to keep us safe. But regarding my tour, there'll
be no charge. So he's actually getting bashed a little
bit for his somewhat apology because he still managed to
promote his tour.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
You got to take the opportunities we can get him.
I guess that's a full statement, because I thought.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
He also then challenged Nashville the entire police department to
a head butting contest.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
He's like, see, now we can all break bread together.
I'd love to see him just meet head out with
a bunch of guys like that. Know, if I don't
even want to see it own it. No, the top
three boyfriends and girlfriends from books have been announced according
to a new survey, So for all of our avid readers,
a lot of these are in movies too though. By
the way, so the top boyfriend from books is Noah
(11:51):
from The Notebook, which makes perfect sense to me. Yeah,
you know, when you think about it, I'm sure you've
had this conversation with your friends, and if you haven't,
you should like who would be your person? Like, I'm
not talking about cartoons, I'm not talking about Disney princes.
I'm just like your person from any movie or book
or fictional character, like who to be?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Noah's an excellent freaking choice. Ps.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I mean notebook always gets called out is the most
romantic thing ever until you rewatch that movie and realize
what was really happening throughout the entire movie.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
And Noah's a side piece. Okay, anyways, Number two is
Christian Gray. Oh, and then Edward Cullen from Twilight is
number three.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
The top three best girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Are Anesteisia Steel from Fifty Shades of Gray.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It just shows how guys are.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Bellas Swan from Twilight and Juliet from Romeo and Juliet.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Bella Swan was so annoying to me. I'm like, just
make a decision, grow up. I think the issue was
also annoying to christ.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Also, you guys, Juliette kills herself. So yeah, but they
do it together, yes, either die literally die together. Baby, unbelievable.
In news you did not see coming, Pink and Pharrell
are tingled in illegal dispute.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh, over a trademark.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
So Pharrell Williams is trying to trademark the term p
dot I n C so p ink and that's how
he wanted to promote his music. But Pink is saying
nna bro. People are gonna get confused because they're gonna
think it's me Pink. Meanwhile, Victoria's secret is now getting
in on the action too, because they're like, no, no,
we're all.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Seeing Wow, that's really crazy. So it's the.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Battle of the Pink going on right now, and we'll
see how that ends up playing out.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Pink's name is with the with an exclamation point for
the eye.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Upside down exclamation point. Yeah no, wait really and with
a K, so she's got pink.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
With a K.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Hold on, I am.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I'm on the artist Pink side for this one. Victoria
can't even muster the energy to say day party and
has to say darty.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I can't trust the people to know that it's a
K and not a C.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Honestly, darty is the coolest word I've learned in a
long time.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Here is so thank you. I was and I didn't
know so now because it's not really I taught you
something today, Guys, You're welcome. It is also trending It's.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Lenaia is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband Keith might be
cheating on us.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
So we're going to see if we can help her out.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Lenaia, thanks for coming on the show and agreeing to
do this. Tell us what's going on.
Speaker 17 (14:29):
Yeah, so my husband and I have been married for
a year now, okay, but we were together for five
years before that, and I'll have to admit that he
cheated on me previously in our relationship, and you know,
of course friends and family told me, like, you know,
(14:49):
don't do it, don't marry him. But you know, he
founded genuinely, you know, sad when he apologized, you know,
said he would never do it, and then he proposed,
you know, so of course, you know that's a lot
of emotions. Yeah, she was like, it's starting again. You know.
(15:11):
Previously when he cheated on me, you know, he was
on his phone a lot, he was busy, and now
he's always on his phone. He's always busy. He offers
to run errand's a lot, which I mean at first
I was just so excited because you know, I have
to admit, you know, we have one of those relationships
(15:34):
where you know, a lot of that kind of stuff
falls on me, right, you know, And so when he
started offering to run erin, I was just so excited
that I didn't.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Have to do it all anymore.
Speaker 17 (15:49):
But he offers to run, you know, like a simple
grocery store, getting like a gallon of milk kind of thing,
and he's gone for hours and he ignores my text Like,
I'll text him after like a couple of.
Speaker 15 (16:03):
Hours, because you know, I'm not one of those.
Speaker 17 (16:05):
People who's like always got to know where my man is.
But if you say you're running to the like local
grocery store to grab some milk, and you're gone for
five hours, you know, I text you around like two
hours to be like, hey, you okay, because you know,
what if he got hurt, what if he got in
an accident.
Speaker 15 (16:24):
You know, it's like.
Speaker 17 (16:26):
To worry. Unfortunately, you know, it's it's a hereditary thing.
My mother's the same way.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Well, I think that just means that you care.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, if anybody disappears for two hours and you can't
find them, you start to worry.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Right, that's a lot. That's a long time.
Speaker 16 (16:40):
And for milk.
Speaker 17 (16:41):
Okay, the most recent one was milk. You know, we
were out of milk. I was trying to pour some
cereal and he was like, Hey, I'm gonna go grab
you some milk. And I was like, oh, you know, Jen,
like thinking, what a sweetie. And then he was gone
for I think it was like five hours. I think
I'm exacuating a little, maybe like three hours. And it's
like I was in the process of you know, poems
(17:03):
and cereals.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Like what did you ask him? Like what he was
doing when he came back? What did he say?
Speaker 17 (17:11):
He said that he ran into someone at the grocery
store who's a friend of his. I had never heard
of this friend before, someone named Mark, and how Mark
was like, oh, dude, you know, can you help me?
Speaker 15 (17:23):
I have something I need your.
Speaker 17 (17:24):
Help with real facts And he said he ended up
going to Mark's place and like helping him put together
a cabinet or something like.
Speaker 15 (17:31):
It was I mean, maybe that could be real, but
it just sounded like such a.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Bs you know, yeah, big time. Well why wouldn't he
text you that?
Speaker 17 (17:41):
Exactly right? But you know, he's not for how much
his phone is in his hands.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
He's really bad, I responded to tech messages.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah truly, Yeah, I mean that's terrible. Okay, I just
need to know.
Speaker 17 (17:56):
I think he's shoated on you before, you know? Are
are my emotions getting in the way? Even though his
behavior is so weird, you know, it's like maybe I
don't know, maybe there's a good reason behind it, Maybe
he's not cheating. Maybe I'm just overreacting.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
I just I feel like.
Speaker 17 (18:13):
I'm going crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. You told us what grocery store you guys
are awards card members at, So we'll call and pretend
to be from there, offer him free flowers for being
a very valued customer, and see if he sends a
flowers to you or somebody else. Okay, O, pleas on,
comeback get your to Catch acheater next.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
If you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a
Cheater LINEA is on the phone. She thinks that her
husband Keith might be cheating on her. We're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at, and say that
Every single month, we choose one Wards Card remember at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We'll see if he believes that, and if he does,
if he sends them to his wife, Lenea or to
somebody else. And before we call him, LINEA, can you
(18:51):
kind of run down the reasons for people if they
are just joining us.
Speaker 17 (18:55):
So she's cheated on me before we've been together for
five years. That Mary, for one, he cheated on me
before we got married. And now he's just being really weird,
always on his phone, always busy, and then running errands
and like for something easy as getting milk, being gone
for like three.
Speaker 16 (19:13):
Hours, so weird.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That is weird. That's a long time.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Well, here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 17 (19:20):
I'm going to be all right.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Hi, is this Keith who's a Rewards Card member?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Yeah, this is Keith.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Keith.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing call.
I'm calling to tell you congratulations because here this month's
big winner.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
Oh awesome, So I want something?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yes, you won the flowers. Every single month, we choose
one Awards Card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department. It's our way of saying
thank you and promoting the fact also that we do
flower delivery. Now, so you've won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of chocolate, and a car to
be sent to anywhere in the fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 10 (20:06):
Oh wow, that's awesome. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
If you know who you want to send the flowers to,
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes on the phone right now.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Oh, I know who I want to spend them too.
We can do this right now.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Let's start with the name, first and last name of
the lucky recipient of the flowers.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
I'm going to give the flowers to my wife, Lena.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Your wife, same last name, then, I guess you have.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
The same last name. About to celebrate our one year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh congratulations, that's sweet. You know, I was married once
and we were married for a year, and then I
got a little antsy, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
A couple of drinks at the local bar.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And where I knew it, you know, I was at
waking up in someone else's house, someone else's bed. Yeah,
so I cheated on my wife about one.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Year Oh wow, man, you do that yet? Have I
cheated on my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 18 (20:58):
In the last year though, No, I would absolutely not
cheat on my wife.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Can we get back to the flowers?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, we can't because this is actually Jubile from the
Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's the radio show. Hi. I'm Nina Alison from the
show Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We do a segment on the show where if you're
saying one other things you might be cheating, we try
to catch you by seeing who you send flowers to
and your wife and A is actually also on the
phone and been listening.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Hike you what Keith?
Speaker 17 (21:27):
I'm so sorry, but you've just been acting so weird recently,
and you know you've you've done this to me before,
so with your strange behavior and being gone for so
long and all these other things, you know, I just
I thought you were cheating again.
Speaker 18 (21:46):
I'm definitely not cheating and it hurts that you think that.
Speaker 17 (21:51):
Well, you know, you didn't go to boys' night the
other night at the local dive bar.
Speaker 10 (21:58):
What do you.
Speaker 17 (21:59):
Expect me to think? You know, you're not telling me
the truth, You're not communicating with me like you've done
this before. What am I supposed to think when you
go to get me milk and you're gone for three hours.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Wait a minute, how did you even know I didn't
go to boys Night?
Speaker 17 (22:16):
Well, you know, when you're gone for three hours to
get milk, I followed you to see where you were
really going. I'm not tying that's okay. I'm not proud
of that, Honestly, Keith, I feel like I've been going
crazy because just nothing you're doing recently makes any sense.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Well, I just can't believe you don't trust me and
that you would follow me.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
I've been trying to man that I can be.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
You don't even really sound that sad, Keith, And like,
what do you have to say about not being a
boys and night? I mean we're missing a whole part
here or being on for three hours for milk?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What are you doing bro for milk?
Speaker 10 (22:56):
Keith?
Speaker 18 (22:57):
Well, I've just been really busy, and you know I
speaking of Boys Night. I just I needed a break.
I needed a break from the boys and I wanted
to be in a new environment enough.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That it sounds shaky.
Speaker 19 (23:11):
Tell me, hey, I need a night to myself. The
boys invited me, I don't want to go with them,
like Why aren't you communicating with me? I think that's
the bigger issue here. Maybe you know, if you're not cheating,
why aren't you communicating with me?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
We always tell each other everything.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Where did you go? Keithy?
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
I think we still want to know where you are? Yeah,
it sounds shady.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
I mean, you know, why are you breathing down my
neck so hard? I just needed a break from boys
night and I went to a different bar to be
in a new environment. And I just can't believe that
you don't trust me, you know so much that you're
going to follow me around and check in on it.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
I mean when we.
Speaker 17 (23:52):
Talk about when we talk about saving up for a
house and you go to a bar that fancy?
Speaker 8 (23:59):
How much was the ub?
Speaker 17 (24:01):
Did you pay for the tab?
Speaker 15 (24:03):
And you knows that we're saving us for a half. Well,
you know we're sitting up for a house, So what
the hell? Why are you going to this fancy bar
by yourself? Well, we're saving up for a house, Keith.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Wait, so you know where he went? And Lenia, you
followed him to the fancy bar.
Speaker 15 (24:19):
I followed him.
Speaker 17 (24:20):
I followed him.
Speaker 19 (24:21):
Oh, and I looked up that place because we've never
been there, Kim's never taking his wife there, and it
held like.
Speaker 15 (24:31):
The three dollars signs with the four dollars signs, and
I looked at the menu. If they don't lift the prices,
we can't afford it.
Speaker 17 (24:39):
Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
If you followed him, do you know if there was
anyone with him?
Speaker 17 (24:45):
I was not able to find that out. They have
the whole tinted window thing or whatever so that you
can't see inside. And honestly, at that moment in time,
I really I really didn't want to see it.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
I didn't I didn't.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Want to actually go with I have to see it.
But I figured if she was going to somewhere in
that night, that it had to be a woman.
Speaker 15 (25:10):
And I just I.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Just I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Oh listen, babe, I can't do this to you anymore.
I've been I've been seeing the bartender.
Speaker 16 (25:27):
At the bar, and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
What I gotta go, I gotta go, Sorry, I go?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 15 (25:53):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 16 (25:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
I would take it.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, it's okay, because it did.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
And now you'll never have a what if you know
for sure and you're going to be able to move.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I'm so sorry. Well, let us know if you need
anything off here.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Okay, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
That, it's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia to see who gets to drink
the milk of trivia straight from the udder of Dolly,
the world's only trivia cow.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Wow, it's like liquid gold.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yes, also a Phantom clear vinyl of Taylor's List's new
album Tortured Poet Society on Phantom Clear vinyl, only at Target.
And now let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Jay. What's up?
Speaker 10 (27:04):
Jay?
Speaker 16 (27:05):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
John?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Not much J for that? Jay? Colora?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh, you ready to take on Victoria.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I'm ready to I'm ready to really take on Victoria.
Let's let's do this.
Speaker 18 (27:19):
Let's get the trivia game going.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All right, I'm gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
I'm glad that you're ready to play, Jay, because here
we go. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
She's outside now. The door is closed. Jay, let's do this.
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Your's time starts now. The TV show South Park takes
place in which state?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Colorado?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
What year was the WNBA founded?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Who directed the movie Jurassa Park?
Speaker 19 (28:01):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (28:02):
Past?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Which sports brand is basketball? Which sports brand is basketball?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Ball? Great? Michael Jordan's synonymous with?
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (28:13):
The past?
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Both?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I don't know who pooped in the bed on? It's
always sunny in Philadelphia?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Oh man, Danny DeVito, all.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Right, we'll bring Victoria back in studio. I didn't expect
that question. All right, welcome welist.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
She's getting these questions.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
They're fun while she's getting settled. Jay, what's something you
would like the world to know about you today?
Speaker 10 (28:34):
I would like everybody to please follow me on TikTok.
Speaker 18 (28:38):
It's just Jay, guys, all one word. I'm trying to
get to a thousand followers.
Speaker 16 (28:42):
To go live with my mom, who's a nonprofit for
pat who are.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah right, Jay, that is a great play to get
people to follow you.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Is she really or are you just saying that she
really is? Her TikTok tag is Critical Care Kit and Coalition.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
She has been doing it now for four years.
Speaker 18 (29:04):
She's a non profit fible one C three.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's cool, man, Yeah, that's awesome. He's doing it for
his mom and the cat. I'll follow you, Jay, What
is it again?
Speaker 16 (29:14):
It's just Jay guys.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Just Jay guys.
Speaker 16 (29:19):
It's just Jay guys.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's just Jay guys.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh I got okay, it's just Jay guys like that exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
I didn't ask us to follow it.
Speaker 18 (29:34):
I really do.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
It helps support me and everything I do so much.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, no problem, man, Get out there and support those cats.
And Jay, Oh we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to beat Jay outright, twink, Jay,
you want to tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 18 (29:55):
All right, you gots you're ready?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Victoria ready?
Speaker 10 (29:59):
All right?
Speaker 18 (29:59):
You're Arne starts.
Speaker 16 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
The TV show south Park takes place in which state? Washington?
What year was the w NBA founded?
Speaker 14 (30:09):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh uh in.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Nineteen ninety who directed the movie Jurassic Park, Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Which sports brand is basketball? Great? Michael Jordan's synonymous with? Uh,
what's what's rent? Basketball?
Speaker 17 (30:23):
Wait?
Speaker 19 (30:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Who pooped in the bed on? It's always sunny in Philadelphia?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Who's that it's sunny?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What ancient civilization built the famous city of Machu Picchu?
Speaker 20 (30:34):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
What kind of questions were these?
Speaker 20 (30:36):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Pop culture?
Speaker 18 (30:40):
They were kind of difficult.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
You're very out of time, civilization, very out of time,
very out of time.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Well, it's not like I got any of the others right,
So you know what.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Producer, I was searching for the answer of what kind
of questions areas? And the answer was one's Victoria didn't
know the answers. Victoria did get one.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Correct, Jay got three correct, Ja did get right, and
she got one right. I did.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Congratulations, Jay, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You won.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You get the honor of drinking milk straight from the
utterer of Dolly, the world's only trivia cow.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Just go somewhere where a cow is and try it.
Out and see how goes.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Also Santom clear clear vinyl of Taylor Swift's new album
Tortured Poet Society on Claar Vinyl only at Target.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
And now let's get the answers with meos. Colorado is
where South Park takes place? Seriously?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah, the WNBA was founded in nineteen ninety six. Steven
Spielberg directed Jurassic Park. Oh, Nike is the sports brand
that Michael Jordan is synonymous?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Where is the sport brand? I didn't hear that part.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Okay, Danny DeVito, Frank Reynolds, Frank Reynolds or Danny Vito, Right,
that's who played with the character of that. Yeah, I'm
glad you knew who pooped in the bed Jay. And
it's always sunny in Philadelphia and the Inca civilization. The
Inca civilization is responsible for Machipichu bro I.
Speaker 21 (32:14):
None of those.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Are you serious? Also, I've never seen sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I've seen Sonny with a Chance on Disney channels like
you problems.
Speaker 20 (32:21):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
That is before your time with Victoria. It's on now.
It's not current, it's a current show on television. Really,
and they've got one of the most popular podcast that's
ever existed.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Okay, it's okay, Mad, we're just getting educated right now, Bradley.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
She's always angry in Philadelphia. Someone from Pennsylvania. Congratulations to Jay.
Speaker 16 (32:49):
If you want to play, yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
You too.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
We play You versus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you can
always d m us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com and we'll play again tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I learned so much. Don't did you really learn though?
If you're arguing with all of it? That was fun
to know.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
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Speaker 3 (33:18):
Jackson is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted from a date he
went on with a woman named Amanda. So in a
few minutes we'll call her see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Jackson, how long has it been since you
heard from Amanda? Like long enough to know you're getting ghosted? Days?
Or is this like that you had of the date
last night?
Speaker 16 (33:39):
No, like you know it's gone three days? Maybe three
and a half.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, what makes you feel like you're being ghosted?
Speaker 20 (33:47):
Well, I mean we went on to this great day, right,
We went to the same place that we both wanted
to go and wanted to try. And I mean it
was really nice and you know, we.
Speaker 22 (33:58):
Had three courses usert and it felt really awesome. You know,
it was really romantic, easy. Amanda was beautiful and she
ate all her food.
Speaker 16 (34:08):
It was so cute, you know, And I mean, it
just it would be to sung of something great, but
it's han't, you know. I mean, I've written her, you know,
I walked into her car.
Speaker 10 (34:19):
I wrote her afterwards.
Speaker 16 (34:20):
And said, you know, you know, I hope to hear
from her, and.
Speaker 22 (34:23):
I thought she would write me back, and she never
wrote me back.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
And I kind of want to know what a problem is.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
So you said what to her, I'm sorry, I hope
to hear from you.
Speaker 22 (34:32):
No, I said, you know, it was a great date,
and I hope you know, you know, I hope to
hear from you. When we left the date and then
I texted her, I said, it was a great night
last night, and she didn't respond.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Well, why why do you think she's ghostinging?
Speaker 16 (34:45):
Well, I mean I was fifteen minutes, lady.
Speaker 20 (34:48):
I mean, I had to take my dog out, and
I was apologetic about you know, like I kind of mismanaged.
Speaker 22 (34:53):
My time, and she teased me about it a little bit,
and I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 16 (34:57):
But I don't know. Maybe, you know, first impressions are tough.
Speaker 22 (35:00):
You know, maybe she seemed like she understood and got
over it, but maybe she didn't.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
So when you arrived, was she kind of cold shoulder
like at that point? Was she cool with you? You know,
say you're kind of mad or annoyed? I should say,
but that's valid and it's the first time. So then
was she like, so anyways, tell me what sign you are?
Or was she more like can we just order?
Speaker 20 (35:24):
She made she made a couple of jabs and uh,
but she didn't you know, she got over it quick.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Okay, I sound like she got over it quick. I
feel like that's fair. Yeah, how the rest of the
date go?
Speaker 16 (35:37):
Personally? You know, we had we had we had three courses,
you know, wine, misserer, and we discussed you know, at
the food and we discussed like, you know, travel and
we liked to be both like to travel. We both
like this, you know, like like wanted to go to Italy,
and you know, I mean it was like it was
pretty good, Like we had a really good conversation. It
was a long night. I mean, I thought it was
really good.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
So you felt like she was engaging with you and
asking you questions and stuff like that.
Speaker 22 (36:02):
Absolutely, did I walked her to a car at the end,
and so I feel like it wasn't like she wasn't
put off, It wasn't awkward.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Did you put her lips on your lips at the end?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
What do you say, like, because if he did it
the way Jubil said, then that would absolutely be why
he's getting posted in.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
True, So no kiss. Did you guys hug at least?
Speaker 16 (36:23):
Or yeah, we got like a half hug.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
That's not a good sign. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Every time I've half hugged a guy it kind of
resulted in me they were talking to him.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Again in a rush or you're like on your way somewhere.
Speaker 16 (36:40):
I feel like it was a good ending, even though
it was a half hug.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It sounds good, okay, But now she hasn't talked to
you in a few days, and you want to know
why you're getting ghosted, So play a song, come back,
and then we'll call her see if she tells why
she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, excellent, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Play a song, come back, get your first safe follow
up next if you're just joining.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Us for today's first date follow up.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Jackson is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Amanda.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another day. But first, Jackson, why don't you remind us
about your situation?
Speaker 20 (37:15):
Well, I met Amanda and we went out on a
great day, and you have to thinking about it and
talk to you guys. I feel like we had a
really good time and I really don't know why she's
not getting back to me. After a few days I
wrote her and hestn't texting back at all, and I
feel you know, she said, up, it was definitely a
good time.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
What was the last thing you said to her? Own text?
Speaker 16 (37:34):
I said to her, you know, I had a really
good time last night, and I thought, you know, if
she would have gotten back to me.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
M okay, Well you ready for us to call her
and see if we still tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 16 (37:46):
Absolutely, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
I mam aspeaking to Amanda. Please.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
This is hi Amanda. My name is Jewbel and this
is a radio show. It's called the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yes, the show is here. My name is Anna. Hi,
I'm sor Hi.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Hi.
Speaker 20 (38:13):
Hey hi.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Oh you know the show?
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Yeah? Yeah, that so great.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I'm actually calling today because you went out on a
date with somebody and now you're ghosting them.
Speaker 8 (38:26):
Okay, I might need more info.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Well, you know, we do the first eight follow up
on the show where if you go out on a
date with somebody you ghosts them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why we
got an email about you from a guy named Jackson.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Ah, okay, I love that.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
We're laughing at Was that a good date for you?
Speaker 7 (38:50):
He doesn't know why. No, he does not that crazy
that he has no idea why.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Okay, so it should be obvious.
Speaker 21 (39:04):
Uh yeah, I would say like, okay, this is this
is nuts.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Okay. Hey yeah, so well, let me let me preface.
Speaker 21 (39:14):
The restaurant was fantastic and the food was fantastic, and
that was good.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
The company was not good.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
He seemed to have a different perspective on it.
Speaker 21 (39:25):
That's weird because he spent the entire night just hitting
on the server, so I have no idea why he
would be confused.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
He was hitting on the server and obviously.
Speaker 21 (39:36):
So like huge, like like I checked out five minutes in.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I was like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 21 (39:44):
The food's good, and I just focused on my food
and getting you know, a good meal out of it,
and that was it.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
But I checked out five minutes in because.
Speaker 21 (39:50):
Instantly he was like, Oh, you're so gorgeous and like
it's like, oh, your hair's so pretty and like, oh
my gosh.
Speaker 8 (39:58):
I love the color of your nails and.
Speaker 21 (40:00):
Like yeah, like no joke, Like he was making jokes
about like feeding her what came, and he was like.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh, you want to briye to this, and like I
can set you oh yeah.
Speaker 21 (40:12):
Like he commented on her legs at one point, like
it was it was sick.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
That is a little bit awkward and a huge red flag,
but yeah, uh.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Yeah, tell me about it.
Speaker 21 (40:23):
Like the fact that he doesn't know what's going on,
it just blows my mind.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
That's just kind of fun. I mean that's blatant.
Speaker 21 (40:31):
Yeah, Like I mean, in front of me, he was
just like he was like astudly she walks up and
he's like he's like, oh, hey, you're gorgeous, and then
he just like every time she came to the table,
there was something else, like he talked about you.
Speaker 8 (40:44):
It was just like, oh, this.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Is nert like it's almost as sweet as you are and.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 23 (40:49):
Yeah, that's a kind of like you're on a date
with someone else.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Did he say that stuff to you too?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Was it just like how he communicates with women or
was it her specifically?
Speaker 21 (40:59):
No, Like there wasn't even like you look nice, like
there was like all the waitress I was.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
I was flabbergaccid, like okay, well, thank you for telling us. Also,
I don't know if you forgot, but Jackson is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you or
maybe find out the waitresses isn't at the same time,
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (41:19):
But oh man, Like what is that about?
Speaker 24 (41:22):
Like way, it wasn't that like you made to sound
like I was really elaborate, like I've always you know,
just talked to you know, you know, to your service,
you know awesome and give them great compliments because they
do bigger serving and better pores.
Speaker 20 (41:35):
And I mean, you're going to treat me all around.
It's like a win win, and that's what I was doing.
And I just I don't think that was like you know, like.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Into the serpent, into the waitress so much like that's
teaching you you're please and thank you sir, not like
give me your legs.
Speaker 16 (41:52):
Well she had.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
What so you were hitting on her.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
So if she hadn't had nice legs, then you wouldn't have.
Speaker 21 (42:03):
Complimented them, because I feel like you should compliment her
legs no matter what her legs look like.
Speaker 8 (42:07):
If that's the strategy you're going for.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
Well, she had nice legs, but I wasn't. I mean,
it was it was just something to hit like, you know,
to say to her. It wasn't like I was hitting
on her.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
If no matter what, if you say to a woman
you have nice legs, that comes.
Speaker 21 (42:21):
Across as hitting on yeah for real, Like I mean,
because you're complimenting like her looks all the time. You
could have like if you were doing that, you could
have said like, oh, you're so nice and thank you
and you're so helpful and like you know, you could
have said like I like your nails, not like Oh,
your nails are so beautiful and I love that collar,
like you.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 21 (42:38):
Like you could have just been like, oh, what'd you
get them done or something? But no, like you're hitting
on her because you're talking about her looks to her
every time she came to the table, Like that's not
like that's not getting extra stuff out of it, that's
not what you're talking about.
Speaker 16 (42:55):
Wow, I didn't really realize you really jealous type.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
Like I'm not.
Speaker 25 (42:58):
Saying that, Like I'm just not into rude people. And
let me remind you that you're the one that like
wanted me so bad that you're willing to go on
the radio and do this.
Speaker 16 (43:14):
It's all good because I was really so good to
that kind of I got her number, and you know.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
So you if you got the number, have you tried
the number?
Speaker 16 (43:24):
Because I got a stake, Amanda, You're impossible.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Well, I would love to ask, Amanda, would you like
to go on another date with Jackson?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 13 (43:34):
There is never a chance in this world that I
would ever do that.
Speaker 20 (43:40):
Absolutely, Okay your lost Amanda.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Oh no, I guess I'm just gonna have to take
the les first date follow up.
Speaker 26 (43:53):
Okay, enough time has passed, so I need some of
you to start fessing up. Who was dressing up as
a clown and chasing people back in twenty sixteen, Why
this was happening, where they were coming from, what any
of their motives were.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Who the U chef forgot about that?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
I forgot about those random clowns that were all around.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
It's a jubil show.
Speaker 10 (44:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
The thing that bugs me about society is all the
made up rules that we have, Like, hey, you gotta
pay for vegetables.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Okay, right, they grow in the earth for us to eat, right? Interesting?
Can we just eat them? Or it's impossible to get
a car loan if you ask to pay for it
in pants. Trust me, I've tried.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
But if I send a pair of slacks every month, sorry,
you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Or depending on the slacks, that's valid payment or by
business casual. We didn't mean fakeable in tank top. You
can't be in this place, sir.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Say that because the survey is going viral of what
is acceptable or unacceptable at restaurants. So see if you
agree with this asking for a to go container to
take leftover someone.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's yes, that's gotta be fine. Who has the problem
with that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Ninety three percent of people say that's acceptable, three percent
say it's unacceptable, three percent they.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Like to waste food. That's what three percent are or
they're finishing it.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh, everything on your plate at twists sending back a
dish that wasn't made as specified.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I'm really bad at that. I never do it. I don't.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
My mom used to do it so much when I
was a kid that there was a period of my
adult life I refuse to do it because it was
so embarrassing to me. But now it's like, no, I've
paid for a specific thing, I will get specific thing,
or you will fix it.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Do you not feel bad? Like no, I'm super nice
about it though, that's super nice.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
I'm like, hey, this looks amazing, trust me, everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Like over compensating. Then it's steak and I want a chicken.
If we could just let's just have a little chet.
You know, it's I know, it's not your faust. It
tastes gonna be huge, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
See that makes perfect sense to me. But what if
it is a steak or a burger, right, and you
ordered it medium and it comes medium well or something
like that, then I'm like, I'm just gonna have to
eat it in that case enough, Like I'm not sending
this back for that.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
It's like it happened.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I normally because I waited tables a lot. I don't
have a problem saying if something comes out wrong, being like, hey,
can I get this, because usually if it's wrong, you
want it to be right.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
But there are some people who just.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Complain about every single thing they want, like nothing is right.
There's a line. Eighty four percent say that's acceptable to
send something back, seven percent say it's not. I was
with someone one time that didn't like their steak in
the way it was cooked, and they were ranting about
it so much because they sent it back twice. They
were ranting about it so much that the manager was
walking by and it was so loud that they stopped
and were like, I'm sorry, there's something wrong.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
And then the.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Person who was ranting about their steak was like, no,
everything's fine, and then nudged it and then nudged me,
nudged me to have to say that the steak was
bad again, like it was my look, yeah, like yeah
I did.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Then like they nudged you, all right, why would you
sit in the booth with them, because it was in
a relationship with them. I have to ask that question.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Taking photos of their food. Is it acceptable or unacceptable? Acceptable?
Seventy five percent say it's acceptable, thirteen percent say it's not.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Okay, all bradgo first, No, go ahead, Victoria, go ahead
and tell me why you're wrong.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Probably okay.
Speaker 23 (47:34):
The only reason why I like say it is acceptable
is because there's an app called Belly, and then probably
there's probably like a lot of other apps like this,
but where you can rate your food and show pictures
to see like so other like your friends can see
them and see what it looks like and see what
you got and how you rated it.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
And I'm someone who likes to look at.
Speaker 23 (47:53):
That or like if you go on Yelp, I like
to see how the food is what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Also, food porn is is an entire category itself too.
I like to just look at it and get excited,
Like I follow so many different cheese and pasta and
all those types of things, because show me what you're eating, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Much, so please, I wouldn't do it. I think it's silly.
Why he clearly doesn't like silly food Porton's on his
jym Yeah.
Speaker 6 (48:18):
No, I'll look at that stuff. But I'm not gonna
say I just want to eat the food. I want
to fuel my body and have a great day. I
don't want to pull my phone out and.
Speaker 27 (48:25):
Going over A survey that asks people what's acceptable behavior
or unacceptable behavior at restaurants asking for a table near
power outlet so you can charge your devices grow.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
I mean, I really.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Think that they should have one of those at every tables.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Otherwise it's going to be.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
More inconvenient for them no matter what. Without fail, somebody
will always ask for a phone charger, and then people
have to go up to the bar ask somebody, Now,
your phone's in the back by the kitchen, or it's
underneath of the jamison and you can't have it. But
if you have a charger at every table eat in Finding,
you won't have that problem.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
I bet you.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
If you did have chargers at your table, customers will
go there more for sure, and they'd stay there for hours,
charge all the way.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, you didn't say free Wi Fi, just chargers.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Fifty percent say it's acceptable, so the other forty nine
percent say it's not acceptable.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
That makes sense that it's about.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Taking an extended period of time to decide what to order.
Forty eight percent said it acceptable, thirty four said it's not.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
It's not, it's okay, it is I don't know what
you want? Yeah, thank you? How did you not know?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Though?
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Most of the time, like you, you just don't know?
What if I'm a king? What if I'm a slow
reader and I'm at the cheesecake factory a.
Speaker 10 (49:42):
Novel of a man.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
I was gonna say, this is a little bit on
the restaurants have like five dishes.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
That's enough with the novel that I made. Yeah, like
cheesecake factory. That thing is long. It's I've never read
a book that long.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
But ever, don't you when you go to restaurants, aside
from the times when it's like random, but when you
know that you're going to a certain don't you look
at the menu before you go and know you're in order.
Speaker 6 (50:03):
Nina miser over here looking at the menu every time
I can't remember a charger.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
I always just skydive.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
I just skydive a restaurants, pities bro skydive.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, I go, what's your favorite thing? And then they
say what it is? I'm like, I'll have that, so
I don't even usually look at the menu. Too busy talking. Yeah,
I'm just like too busy talking, and then I just
like I'll have whatever.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Do waiters ever get mad about that? It's like you're
putting all those Sometimes you can tell they don't eat
the food there because they're.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Like, oh, yeah, I really like that one's the most expensive,
that one.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
I would said it one time. I'm honest with them.
I'm like, hey, I'll just have whatever. You can upsell
me all you want right now?
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Wait, really she did? It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Ooh, somebody in trouble Harry styles of stalkers in jail. Ooh,
this is so wild. As many times as we've heard
about stalkers and different celebrities, I've never really heard of
any of them going to jail. And this woman who
was stalking Harry is being jailed because she sent him
over eight thousand cards in less than a month. Why
it's not even that she's showing up at his house,
(51:09):
breaking into his windows or whatever, Like.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
We've heard it right in the past. She did. It's
kind of nice. I wish I was that dedicated to anything.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
A thousand cards. Now she gets fourteen weeks in jail.
She pled guilty of stoking, and then a ten year
restraining order against Harry. She can't go to any show,
any anything, be anywhere near him.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
I don't wonder if she'll send him letters from jail.
She did, she'd be breaking it, but that would be
a place to do it. Like, what else would you do?
Speaker 6 (51:36):
That's she had enough time with a day job to
do eight thousand and a month. Could you imagine what
she's going to be able to do over the next fourteen.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Us Would she get in trouble if she had her
cellmate right, Harry on behalf of her? Is that breaking
the restraining world?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
That's a great loophole, Nina. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Her name is Myra, so it would be like Myra
says she's really sorry.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
I think you all those letters.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
There's a picture of Mara in her cell saying she's sorry,
Oh Myra, who's my grandma's name?
Speaker 16 (52:07):
Rip?
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Okay, he.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
It is stalking, but it's just letters, Like I can't
believe that landed you in jail. Of all of the
things that we've heard stories about people that were like
at Chris Brown's house, like wearing a bathrobe in his
bathroom didn't go to jail. Taylor Swift's person that was
right outside of her home every single day didn't go
to jail. And now this person who sent innocent little letters.
(52:30):
Were they innocent?
Speaker 3 (52:31):
We don't know what they said. Do we know what
they said?
Speaker 7 (52:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (52:34):
But you also didn't have to open them. You just
hit the recycling bin Like that to me is so innocent.
She wasn't physically showing up again whatever. So I mean,
some surprise those people didn't go to jail. That's the
other one where Yeah, that's my point, like, don't stalk people.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
It's not fun. Yeah, it's weird, it's just right right.
Speaker 4 (52:50):
I wasn't saying that it was okay at the different
levels of stocking. This is the one that landed her
in jail. So she's an example. The House was pasted
the bill that could ban TikTok. So the legislation says
that the Chinese parent company of TikTok has to sell
it off and get rid of all of its US
operation or else it will face a nationwide a nationwide band.
(53:12):
But this is kind of the story that we had
heard originally, which is basically just saying that somebody has
to buy it and let it still be the same
in order for it to be okay.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
I compare the government to the mob a lot of times,
and it sounds like if you open up a really
nice restaurant in a mob run neighborhood, they would also say,
sell it to us, or we'll send some guys over
there to hit you in the knees with bats.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Similar behavior. Yeah, this is a bat.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Yeah, that's one way to digestities. You have to understand that.
And then there's a new way of breaking up with
your person that is starting to go viral, and it
is well, it's not breaking up with your person, it's
a breakup announcement. So you know how you have wedding announcements,
engagement announcements, all of these announcements. Now you have a
breakup announcement. So you don't have to have the conversation
(53:55):
a million times with all of your friends and people
that you know. So you go ahead and make a
flyer explaining what happened, Like her said, attention, we broke up. Yes,
it's his fault. No, we're never getting back together. I
require two to three weeks for any further questions. You
don't have to block him. I'm indifferent, And so she
just posted that flyer and sent it out in group chats,
so she doesn't have to say anything or answer questions.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
I have two questions.
Speaker 6 (54:17):
Not to ask too many questions here, but if you're indifferent,
you're not getting on Canva and making a friend. So
my question there is why tell anybody at all who
cares your personal life?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Personal?
Speaker 6 (54:29):
But my other question is do they have a kamba
template for that?
Speaker 4 (54:33):
Maybe they should. And the reason why you do that
is so you can move on faster.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
You got a friend, you know what I'm saying. I
don't have any friends. It's like those status updates or
those posts where people are like, oh.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
I'm totally over it, totally over no question in four years.
I just want to read know I'm still up over it.
I don't think about him at all, not for a
single second at all.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Some cards, Yeah, look like you were obviously joking like
the Patrick crime.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
And it was so fun.
Speaker 4 (55:08):
A mixture of lab and actual tears over it.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, that'srending jewbles. Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (55:23):
I sure do? What is well?
Speaker 11 (55:27):
I accidentally got engaged and married ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to
hear about yours.
Speaker 15 (55:38):
Well.
Speaker 11 (55:39):
I was dating my now husband for about four years
and we went out for Valentine's Day and he pulled
out a ring box and I immediately said yes because
I figured he's proposing to me as Valentine's Day. Long
story short, he had purchased this beautiful ring from antique
(56:00):
store and it was actually supposed to be an.
Speaker 17 (56:03):
Anniversary guest because we had been dating.
Speaker 11 (56:05):
For four years.
Speaker 20 (56:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 11 (56:07):
But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom.
The whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations,
and they sent over desserts. After a couple of weeks,
so I realized he didn't actually mean to propose to me.
Speaker 15 (56:22):
He just kind of rolled with it.
Speaker 8 (56:24):
But I will call you.
Speaker 11 (56:26):
We are happily married ten years now, and it's the
best mistake he's ever made.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
That's great. I'm glad it works out. That's awesome. It
gets down to shoe lace. Yes, yeah, that's funny. Well,
congratulations on it working. I didn't work the same at all.
Speaker 8 (56:45):
Oh, I'm sorry, No.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
That's fine, it's better off that way, but I should
have let her know that I wasn't meaning that I
wanted to marry her. What happened with me was I
was literally falling asleep, and I was dating this girl
for a long time, and I was like, if we
date longer, we should think about getting married some day.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
We were just talking, but then she turned to me
and started crying and said yes, And then she told
her mom and then threw the phone at me, and
I was talking to her mom. All of a sudden,
I was like half asleep still, and I was like, yeah,
I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (57:17):
Yeah, ladies just say yes and they don't say no. Yeah, exactly. Well,
thank you for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (57:24):
Ye sure, thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Oh boy,
I ssure you.
Speaker 16 (57:30):
I assured you.
Speaker 8 (57:31):
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (57:33):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (57:34):
So I used to.
Speaker 13 (57:35):
Work at this estate for a really well known name
that I obviously I can't say, but think like along
the line of like chef Boyerty Aircraft.
Speaker 17 (57:43):
Anyways, a house at.
Speaker 13 (57:46):
This like massive estate, there were tons of houses. They
basically like dominated the block of houses. And okay, so
I was head of housekeeping, And for two years, every
day after lunch, I would go to this one house
that was rarely occupied and I would go into the
master closet and take a nap for like one hour
(58:08):
every single day on the phone.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Man, it doesn't matter what your job is, we always
find a place to take naps.
Speaker 16 (58:15):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
I bet that was a nice place to take A
nice closet too, that rich.
Speaker 13 (58:20):
Oh it was super plush, like down pillows, you know
there were there was like extra bedding in the closet.
Speaker 8 (58:25):
And then when I was done, I would fold it.
Speaker 13 (58:26):
Back up and put it away and like try to
smooth the wrinkles out of my face and.
Speaker 8 (58:31):
Ask that nothing ever happened. I mean this was like
two years.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
That's pretty mild.
Speaker 4 (58:35):
I was hoping you tell me you were trying on
their clothes or like eating their food.
Speaker 16 (58:40):
Oh, definitely eating the food.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
Yeah you did that too. Oh well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, what's your dirty
little secret?
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