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April 16, 2024 56 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Should make us red flag and a girl. I can't

(00:02):
explain this.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
The light blue fingernails, the light blue, light blue fingernails.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
No go, no go.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
That makes no sense to me. PS, but cool is funny.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
All right, It's just funny. And that's okay. That's enough.
We're gonna do a list here, a list of things
that we can debate about, agree or disagree.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
We'll also just say this really quick, jub We'll be
back tomorrow. But it's really funny because one of Brad's
favorite things to do is to argue. So this makes
perfect sense.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yes it does, and it's time to argue. I wish
I had the best music.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
So we should learn stuff from this. So what's the
first one.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm sure you guys will so here. But here's the thing.
Four one, O six one. If you want to text
in your answers, you have the text lying open. We're
gonna we're gonna hear your answers too, because we don't
want we want you to be included. Okay, So here's
number one. Alcohol should be illegal until when, like forever, period,

(01:05):
end of story. Alcohol should be illegal. Nina ghost, I
said I'm not drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You are?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I said it very calmly and said that I don't agree,
but really great the Victoria is gonna scream at somebody
are doing my life?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Okay, easy there, I just don't like I wait, unchil's
twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, let me have my fun. That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was gonna ask you another question, but I won't.
Alcohol is literally poisoned. They should be illegal. Yeah, but
so is a lot of other things you put in
your body, like what men. Okay, wow, I.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Did not see that coming.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, what is it again? Via Ramirez zero zero?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's her social handle slid in any time, because this
girl is ripe and ready.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
And she thinks you're poison but she's on one, so
it's cool. Okay. I think alcohol should be illegal. I
don't think there's any use for it at all. Period.
We know where we all stand here, So okay, children
should provide room and board and take care of their
aging parents. At what age are we doing that? They're old,
they can't take care of themselves. Use your job, take

(02:12):
care of your parents.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I disagree entirely. Okay, do you expect your daughter to
take care of you? Absolutely not?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh I basically already told my niece. I was like,
you know, if I don't end up having kids on
my own, still hopeful, but if I don't, her job
will be to take care of me one day, her
and or Victoria.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's very kind of to offer somebody else's help for Victoria.
That's good.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
No, No, I meant she was going to take care
of me Victoria.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh, that's more funny.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Honestly, Victoria offered her services. I did because we were
talking about our weddings. When you and I were sitting there,
we were talking about like what happens when we get married,
or like will you be at my wedding and all
of this stuff, and then there's a little bit of
an age difference between the two of us. Not that
much obviously, right, but it.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Actually it's not that much, and as you get older,
those age differences mean less and less. Yeah, so it's
kind of funny to imagine a decrepit Victoria taking care
of a decrepit Needa correpid. She's a little bit younger,
so it's still possible. It's cool.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh, mynd guys, I'm being taken care of all you guys.
I'm gonna put you all like in a separate house
where you can't like come near me, but I can
take care of you.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, you know what needs to be done. And for
anybody that is thinking about it, you know, I don't
know if you follow any of these really cute grannies
on social but they live in these houses with their friends,
and they're not old folks homes or retirement homes. I'm sorry,
that's a better name for it. It's not a retirement home.
It's like a house. It's like the real world, but
it's all seniors. That's so, that's what I'm talking about.

(03:40):
Put me in a house with all my friends. Let's
all be senile together and you know, live our best lives.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
My advice put yourself in a house you can live
with all your senile friends. Because I don't think children
have any responsibility to take care of their old, aging parents.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't even think it's children. I think it's family
takes care of family. Isn't that how it goes? Friends
take care of friends, family takes care of family. Even
if you're friends or your chosen family, you take care
of each other. Nobody should be out here having to
do life by themselves, even though that happens but you
would hope that there's some people you can lean on
if there becomes, like ever comes a time where you
need that help.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Jewel is out to say, we're doing a listical in
his honor. Females are better students than males, agree or disagree.
I don't.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
I want to say, like my first off, the bat
wants to say yes, But I don't fully know.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I mean, guys can be a little more. I don't know,
run around. I don't think running around. Those are the
kids spitballs in the back and rubber band guns.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
But I think women are better at multitasking. But I
don't even know that that's a fair question to ask,
because I'm sure that there are certain women in certain
men that have strengths in different areas. Yeah, you know,
I'm a better student in communications class.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, I think it's got to be like specific, right,
I'm sure there's data about this up.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, psychology or something like that. Meanwhile, you may be
better at accounting, and.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
If you're really good at accounting, Nina is at Nina
on the air because she wants that money.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Honey, I don't want that money. I just want you
to be able to handle the money, right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, you can keep your own money, right, keep your
own money better if you're with an accountant.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Somebody who knows how to handle money.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, yeah, all right, number I forget what. Number one
doesn't really matter. Okay, agree or disagree. And by the way,
we are skipping over the fact that you said multitasking
because it's not a real thing. Okay, I was waiting
for Brad to catch you. I just want you to know.
That's one of my rants I got made.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
We do have big mother.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
A few text messages coming in about the alcohol. People
are stuck on that one. Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
So one said, seriously, alcohol is poisoning and messes with
people's brains long term. Someone that said, before we make
alcohol legal, let's ban all toxic slash poisonous stuff in
our foods.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Many preservatives in our foods are banned in Europe and
other countries.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Amen to that. Actually, I have very strong opinions about that.
So before alcohol absolutely, yeahh.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Bang it all at the same time, Oh okay, why okay,
everybody have a little farm in your backyard and you
just have to eat what you may or what you make,
which grows great. All right, last one agree or disagree.
Dogs are better than cats.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I agree, Victoria. How do you feel about it since
you have a chunk of a cat at home? Why
did guys say it like that she's a chunk of
a cat. Okay, I don't know, because I love my cat.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
But I also do believe that she would kill me
if she needs to, versus a dog would just die
with me.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I just don't trust cats.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Well, no, your dog would find help if something was
wrong with you, like your dog would go out and
make sure that nothing happened to you and protect you
from everything.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, from my animal, I need blind, undying loyalty no
matter what happens. I need them to be excited, tail wagon,
bring me a toy when I walk through the door,
because you love me. Cats they stay in the corner
and they stare at you and they make you feel
bad about yourself.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Okay, but Brad, let's be honest. While that was a
very aggressive statement, I also believe that that's how you
feel about everybody in your life, not just your I
think that what you're asking for from everybody that you encounter.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Love me or leave me. It's the jubil Show Jubile's
back tomorrow, but we still have the jubile phone prank
that's coming up next. And then what's trending from Nina
another jubile phone prank Mornings on the Twenties.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Hello, oh, yeah, Hi, this is Trevor. I was just
calling to see if you had any pictures of doctor Pepper.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
I'm sorry, who's this?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
This is Trevor.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Trevor, I'm I was hired to walk your dog Brutus
on the.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
So, well, first of all, I guess I should say
Hell's vacation going.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
So far, so good? Yeah, it's good. What's going on? So?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Yeah, I was just wondering if you had any pictures
of the the other animal.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
The hamster, doctor Kemper.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Yeah, actually I do. I have a picture of them
with my daughter. What what do you need a picture of?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Doctor?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Okay, so it's kind of an interesting story. So I
came by and I was, you know, getting ready.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
To walk your dog brute is okay, okay?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
And then so then I noticed the hamster in the
cage there, and I was like, well, I guess I
should walk all the animals. So I took the dog
and the hamster for a walk and by the way, hamster,
I don't know if he has at least, but he
did not walk.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Very good anyway.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
So if you could give me a picture, that'll be great,
Just the current one would be awesome. And then you
know about your vacation as normal.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, what do you need a picture for? It's where's
the hamster? You got it back right in the cave.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, so uh wait, are you telling.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Me you walked the hamster and you lost it?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Now?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, so the.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Hamster is in the cage then, so you need a
picture to find the hamster?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Okay, so you just said you didn't lose the hamster
or did you or did you not lose.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Well, I watched the show first forty eight so I'm
giving it forty eight hours until I'm gonna say that
he's lost. But currently, right now it is a hamster
who is It's whereabouts are unknown, so he kind of
why he ran He ran away in the park, so
I don't know if you know it's his way home
or not. Has this ever happened before?

Speaker 7 (09:29):
And that's my daughter's hamster. If you want the hamster,
you're Oh my god, my daughter is going to be
beside herself. I can't unbelievable you took a hamster for
a walk.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
What were you thinking?

Speaker 6 (09:41):
I can tell that you're upset and understandable. So I
think we should focus right now, though, on our search
and rescue mission for getting the hampster back. Or I
don't know another way to say it.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
I mean, I'll look for a picture of doctor Pepper.
I don't know if this is I need to talk
to my wife, I need to talk to my daughter.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
I don't think you should alert them just yeat, especially
if it's your daughter's hamster. Allow me to do my
work and see if I can track down mister or
missus doctor Pepper the hamster, and then because maybe I
could find it, and then we're both in the clear.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
We're both in the clear.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
You're the city who lost the hamster.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Not me.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Okay, well that's what you better find it before we
get back from vacation.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
So that's my goal.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
But I was also honering, does your hamster come to
any calls? Because I could sit on the front porch
and do you calls. I was doing that earlier. I
was walking down the street saying doctor Pepper, I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think he knows his name.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Just get just get out of my house. Let me,
let me deal with this.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
On my shoes, on the back of my shoes.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Cheese on your shoes?

Speaker 8 (10:48):
You think hamsters the cheese?

Speaker 10 (10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Should I use another food item?

Speaker 7 (10:53):
No, you should just stop right now. And you've caused
enough a problem.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Just get out of my house and let me figure
this thing.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Cucumbers, No, stop, stop, stop, get out of my house.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you want me to get out right now or yes, I.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Want you to ten minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, well then I'll let you know. This is a
prank phone call. Actually what this is actually Jebel from
the Jewbil Show doing a phone rank on you and
your wife. Nicolette set you up. Oh, she said you
guys were on vacation and you had somebody walking your
dogs and show Pepper's okay, you're as far as I know.
Doctor Pepper is in its cage and on its wheel

(11:32):
and has no idea You're gone because it's a hamster
and it doesn't really know much. Wake up every morning
with Jewbile phone. Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Okay, this is wild. The world's first ever AI beauty
pageant was about to go down, No, and it's going
to award the hottest bot thirteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Guys w to get a box together. I don't even
know how to build a bot out real quick.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
So it's an offshoot of the World AI Creator Awards,
which recognizes artificial intelligence content creators across the globe.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
So there's going to be a panel of human judges
that's gonna pick the best simulation, the sexiest simulation. So
it's based off of their appearance, it's based off of
like how well they work and all of these different things.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
So these are physical robots though right.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I don't know because I'm not sure I fully understand.
I kept reading this article over and over like, okay,
so are these AI you know bots based off of
a real person and they just you know, enhanced it?
Because they're going on to talk about how there's a
twenty five year old pink Cared AI fitness model with
over three hundred and six thousand followers who makes eleven
thousand dollars a month. What so is this a real

(12:46):
person or not a real pert? I know it's a
bot I understand that, but is it based off of
somebody or it's just the person that created this pink
cared fitness model.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's who would win the money. Because what's happening on
Instagram specifically right now some TikTok stuff, is that people
are creating from thin air, out of artificial intelligence, human
looking things and they're doing all of it like they're
getting cruel. They are crushing. Oh they look real, they
look very real.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Well, look at it and it looks real, just almost
like it has a filter on because the skin is perfect,
everything is perfect, no cellulite or whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
You should be a catfishing category, like how well can
it converse with you? In the DMS.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
I just wish that there was a disclaimer, Like I
feel like they need to at least say that these
posts because you know, this fitness model is getting all
of this money because people think.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
That it's a real person, you can't really be into it.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Well maybe I'm wrong, but well I don't think that's
how it works though, So they're just into a box.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, it's three hundred thousand followers, right, It's not about that.
It's it's about does the content work or not? Yes,
I'm gonna give you money to promote my thing.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Okay. So it's a simulation of a squat from a
not real person.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh yeah, which means perfect form every time think about it.
It's so crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Okay. So if you're capable of creating these models, go
ahead and get your thirteen thousand dollars. Man lost.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That skill has got to be wild, something.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
We can all enjoy, especially if you like condiments. Get
ready for bright pink barbecue sauce, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I thought you said something other than condiments.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
I said condiments.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Suble's not here, so I feel like I need.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
To You're acting out a little pervert. You can find
a bright pink condom too, Victoria, if that would make
you happy, I'm not drugged.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
You are.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
But it's the sixty fifth anniversary of Barbie, So in
honor of that, Hines and Mattel have teamed up to
create the barbecue sauce. So it's a mixture of vegan
mayonnaise and barbecue sauce, and then they've added beat extract
to make it hot.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Pek, I don't know if I like that barbeque.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I know I think it's really cute, and I think
it sounds delicious. It's available only in the UK and Spain.
But if it does well, what they're going to bring
barbecue sauce all over. But you can make barbecue sauce
at home.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, but I want to buy it in a bottle,
right because America.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Fair point, speaking of America. So there's a new innovation
when it comes to doorbells. A lot of technology going
on here, guys. Yeah, so you know, we've got the
ring doorbell. We've got all of those things so you
can see who's coming up. You can talk to people
through your door. But now you can actually arm your
doorbell to shoot dogs people, not with actual like bullets,

(15:26):
I'm sorry, I should say paintballs. So it arms itself
with paintballs or tear gas and you can shoot that
out at unwanted visitors.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Okay, why.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, that's what they're saying behind the door. But yeah,
I guess it's designed to just, you know, make you
feel a little bit more safe at home. It's a
startup that's doing this, so I don't really know if
it has real legs, but the possibility for something like
this to happen, could you just imagine. It's called the
paint cam. You're like, oh, baby's coming home today. Watch this.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh I'm into it. I'm into it surely just because
of the videos people's heard. Well your leg. Yeah, you
don't come up to my door if you're not welcome. Oh,
someone's just like running by your door, like I would
like to sell a box of Girl Scout cookies that
you can't do. Don't come to my door. It's twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Bye, that's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Come to my door.

Speaker 11 (16:21):
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Speaker 10 (16:29):
Josh is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
Meredith that he recently went on a date with. We're
gonna call her pretty soon and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him. But first, Josh, how long
has it been since you heard from Meredith?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, it's the it's been about a week.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh yeah, that's usually a sign. So how did you
meet Meredith? Can you tell us about the date?

Speaker 9 (16:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, you know, we met at a club. She was
with her friends and I saw her coming off the
dance floor and I just knew I wanted to talk
were you know, Yeah, she was just you know, she
was absolutely gorgeous, and you know, she was with some
of her friends. I was with some of my friends
and we ended up just sitting at the bar and
talking all night. It was great.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh that's cool. Okay, So was that the date?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
And no, I mean we actually, you know, we we
were my friends left and we were leaving the club
and she said she lived close by, so you know,
I actually I went home with her and we had
a super great night.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh so the date.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
So did you guys like hook up what? I don't
know what base did you get too?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
It was funny, Yeah, I mean we you know, we
we did. We were we were kissing and and it
just it just happened and it was just a great night.

Speaker 10 (17:47):
Okay, obvious you don't want to spill too many of
the deeds, which is respectable.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
But could that have been all she was looking for,
just like a quick hookup?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I mean, I I hope not. You know, I thought
we had a really good connection, you know, I mean
she was you know, obviously gorgeous, like model hot, and
I just thought we had a great conversation and you know,
she was one of those people that kind of knows
everything about everything, and that just, you know, kind of
turned me on even more.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, So yeah, all right, So why why do you
think she might be ghosting again?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
You know? Honestly, I think it might be because we
slept together so quickly, you know, and maybe she did
just want a one night stand and that was it.
You know. I've had a few of those and they
are what they are, but she was just more than
that to me. So I don't like that I'm getting ghosted.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Did you feel like she was into it too? Like,
was there ever a moment where you started to feel
like maybe she was pulling away?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I mean, I don't think though. I thought we had
a great night, you know, and I think the fact
that she hooked up with me, I mean I was
feeling like everything was.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Going well, and maybe you thought you were only interested
in one night stand. Maybe it just wasn't good. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
First time are always awkward for people, So it's not
it's not a testament to yourself.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
You're usually not that good, right.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm obviously hoping it's not that. Yeah, could it be?

Speaker 10 (19:17):
That's why I know how much no matter how long
I'm with someone. I was like, let's pretend like it's
our first time, so that if it's bad, I can
be like it was our first time. Yeah, what we
were pretending to be as our first time. That's why.
All right, Josh, we'll see what we can figure out
for you.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Plus I'll come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you another date. Okay, all right, m all right,
we'll get your first day follow up next the Jewel show.
Right in the middle of the first day follow up,
And if you're just joining us, Josh is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Meredith. We're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Josh,

(19:57):
why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Meredith.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, I mean it was a great day. I met
her at the club, we talked at the bar all night,
and you know, we actually ended up hooking up. And
I think that actually might be why she's ghosting me.
It's because we hooked up so quickly. But I had
a great night and it's been over a week. So
I'm really hoping you guys can figure this out.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Ready for us to call her?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, may speak to Meredith please.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Hey Meredith, how are you. My name is Jubel. I'm
calling from a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Hi'm Meredith. The whole show is here.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
My name's Nina no Way, Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah, I know you guys, it's sweet.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
We did get an email about you from a guy
named Josh.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay, so you know.

Speaker 10 (20:55):
We do the first day follow up where if you
go out on a date with someone and then you
ghost them, that person can and have us get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. Josh says,
he's been trying to get a hold of you for
like a week and you haven't gone.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Back to him. Yeah, do you mind telling us why?

Speaker 8 (21:10):
So that night that we met, it was pretty good.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
You know, he seemed really nice and he actually listened
instead of just like waiting to talk, you know. Next thing,
you know, and he's really hot, and so you know,
I kind of just decided that I wanted to take
him home. I don't do that a whole lot, but
it just seemed kind of right, like we just we
clicked really well. And when we were walking home, you know,

(21:35):
we were still getting to know each other, but the
chemistry was there, and so you know, I just I
wanted to get him home, you know what I mean? Okay,
was it was hot, and you know when we got
to my place, you know, we kind of just got
right to it, you know, and but you know, as
soon as my clothes were off, you know, I was like,
I want to take a quick shower because I was

(21:56):
just dancing all night and I felt you know, gross,
so I just, you know, I wanted to shower first.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
Really quickly.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
You know.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
He said that didn't matter and suggested I didn't shower
because it's.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
Hotter, but you know, I wasn't comfortable with that.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
Okay, I went and showered, and after I got out,
you know, we got to it and it was great.
Every second of it was great. But then, you know,
we talked for a bit after and I mentioned.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
That I had to be up early the next day,
so I went to.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
The bathroom really quickly before he left, you know, while
he was getting dressed, and then I let.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
Him out, and after he left, I.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
Was picking up around my place and I could not
find my panties. I knew they should have been there
because there was there was a whole thing.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
It was just a thing. It was a thing with.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
Him, and you know they should have been there because
I it was there was a lot of smelling involved.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
He smelled them, you know, in the moment.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
Was it was hot. But you know, I don't ever
want to king shame anyone. That's not the problem.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
The problem is that I I know he took them
and he didn't ask me. Ah, that is growth and
weird and violating.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
But had he asked you, would you have been okay
with it?

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Honestly, I probably would have.

Speaker 9 (23:13):
You know, I may have been open to the idea
or maybe I would maybe I would have said no,
that's something that I feel like I'd have to go
on in the moment.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
But that doesn't really matter because he didn't ask.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So okay.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
Well, thank you for being honest, Meredith. I appreciate that.
But also Josh is on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Oh, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Party, Josh. He's still there.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
H Hey, Meredith, Hi, Well, I didn't take them, and
I definitely don't remember being that creepy and smelling you,
So I don't know why you're saying that.

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Well, I don't believe you, and it's kind of messed
up if that's your thing, Like you took my underwear
without asking for permission, So I just don't know that
I could trust you if.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
We went on another date. I don't know what to
tell you because I did not take your underwear, and
I'm really sorry. I mean, I want a second date,
but I didn't take them. I promise that you can
trust me, and you know, if I ever wanted to
do that, I would ask you.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
It's just a little weird to me that you seemed
really interested in them earlier in the night and then
all of a sudden they were gone.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Well, they've got to be somewhere in your house. I
promised I didn't take them. I mean, they've got to
be somewhere that you just have in checked. I don't
have them.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
I mean I've looked everywhere I can imagine, and I
think I know my house pretty well.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Well.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Is there anyone at your house that could have taken them?
Or did anyone come over? I mean I'm not accusing
you of hooking up with someone, but I mean, could
someone else have taken.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
Them in the last week.

Speaker 9 (24:57):
No, I haven't had anyone else come over that would
take my underwear.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Do you have a pet?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (25:03):
I don't have any pets. I grew up with dogs
and I know that's something to do, but I don't
have any pets right now.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Josh, you promise you did not take her underwear.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I promise I did not take her underwear.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
So if we sent the underwear police to your house,
they wouldn't find anything.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
We have their number.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, I don't think the underwear police would find anything. Meredith.
You can come over to my place right now. You
can check the underwear I'm wearing. You can check every drawer,
every cabinet. I promise you I do not have them.
I just want a second date, Meredith.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Would you like to go out with Josh again on
another date? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
I really want to, Josh. I just don't know how
you would prove to me that you didn't take them.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Well, can I just buy you some new ones? Say?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yes, you get free panties, We'll pay for it, and
free underwear.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Yeah, Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll give it another try. And
just you know, don't take any of the other don't
take any of my other underwear.

Speaker 10 (26:13):
Josh with the underwear for the wind, Do you agree
to keep your greedy mits off of her underwear?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
My god, I definitely agree. I'm just so excited.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Congratulations, Ah got another date?

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Jeuble's first date follow ups.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
The Jubil Show minus the jewbel But Nina's here. Good
morning Nina, Hi, Good morning Victoria. Hi, our friendly neighborhood
digital director is here. That's Gabby. Hey, the wrong give you?
Give you a ding instead of a ding dong?

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
How's it going? My reading comprehension is low sometimes, but
right now it's time for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 11 (26:54):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Unless your name is Victoria. Stop it. I'm sorry. That's rude.
It's not nice.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
That is rude.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
All right, Let's see if I can do this. We're
gonna meet our caller in just a second. It's a
trivia game. Where's the mouse? Okay, it's a trivia game. Uh,
you gotta beat Victoria all that stuff. JR.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Tickets on the line, A JR.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Tickets on that. Good morning, Alicia, good morning?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I can?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Is it Alicia? Alicia or Alicia?

Speaker 11 (27:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Go you it's Alisia Alicia. Okay, shouldn't ask, because I
was right in the first place. All right, here's what
you're playing for. You're playing for some A JR. Tickets.
Also to be the captain of the national competitive trivia
team for the I r S. Their captain is currently
out hunting tax Dodgers, and the name of the trivia
team is the I r S Tax Dodger Trivia Mongers. Yang,
I want that, not gonna lie?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Oh yeah, you do? I do that?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Way they can't catch me if I'm on the team.
You know, they have the best shirts. Got to take
them down form the inside. There you go. They have
the best shirts. They're spending our money to get them.
All right, Victoria is gonna leave the studio now and
we are going to play this game. Alesha are you ready,
I'm ready. That's the wrong button. Okay, okay, good. So

(28:19):
here's how you're gonna play. You got thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as you possibly can. If you don't
know one, just say pass. Victoria has to beat you
to win, so all you gotta do is tie or win.
I wish you all the luck in the world. Are
you ready?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
What is the tallest mountain in North America?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
What is the.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Process by which water droplets form on a cold surface
when human air comes along.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
On asation?

Speaker 12 (28:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
What are kilts traditionally made of? Wel What is the
process by which water changes from a liquid to a
gas evaporation? Which mammal can fly without wings?

Speaker 8 (29:11):
Flying squirrels?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
All right, your time is complete. Good job. Victoria's coming
back into the studio. While she does that, Alicia, what
is something you want the world to know about you?

Speaker 4 (29:25):
I'm a fifth.

Speaker 13 (29:25):
Grade teacher, so hopefully I got something right.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
It's like I feel like a scientis is asking you
these questions. So you're doing something good over there? Uhh,
I don't know. That's not something you want to.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Walk into vic No, all right, it is Victoria's turn.
You have thirty seconds to answer the questions as fast
as you can. If you don't know one, say the
word pass. If you do not beat Alisha, then you
have lost. Do you understand?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
No? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Sorry, yes, Alicia, you want to tell her when her
time starts?

Speaker 13 (29:57):
Oh, okay, time starts now.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
What is the tallest mountain in North America?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Either ever seen? North record? Hunt ever?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
What is the process by which water droplets form on
a cold surface when humid air comes along? Kilts traditionally
made of quilts kilts?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
What's a gilt?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
What is the process by which water changes from a
liquid to a gas.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Liquid?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Did I get I know?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Are you five right now? Because you just heard the
last word I know?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I literally almost never bine.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
All right, let's go to our scoreboard. It's our friendly
neighborhood digital director, neighbor kid person the score Hey, yeah,
we do have to do this.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Unfortunately, Victoria, you didn't get any correct and Alicia, she
killed it.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
She got three corrects. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm a teacher.
Really good, brushed it. I need to go back to
fifth grade. Apparently, Now over to Nina with the answers.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
The tallest mountain in North America is Dnali, formerly known
as Mount McKinley. The process by which water droplets form
on a cold surface when humid air comes along is condensation.
A kilts are traditionally made of wool bro what the
process tilt? The kilts are the little are the skirts
that the scott and they were in Scotland.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Don't you a skirt from Scotland because they're called a kilt.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
The process by which water changes from a liquid to
a gas is evaporation. And the mammal that can fly
without wings is a bat. I thought that's how wings.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
They do have wings, they can't fly. Wait, I'm sorry,
I didn't get to that question. I'm confused. I'm confused
to it's you versus Victoria. We got the jubil phone
praying coming up next. You play this game every day
at eight Alicia, hang on, I've said your name five
different ways. That is going on, Alicia, hang on the line,
will get your AJR tickets and will tell you how

(32:08):
to get on the irs. Tax Dodger, Triviamonger team. Congratulations
for this is the JUBI Show.

Speaker 11 (32:16):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 10 (32:20):
Kat is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.
She's been married to her husband for five years. His
name is James, and this is I mean, this is
some pretty heavy stuff that Kat wants to talk about.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh, she definitely.

Speaker 10 (32:33):
Thinks that he might be cheating. It's different than any
other War of the Roses that we've done, though, the
cheating is different.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
This whole situation is different that it's a big deal,
very big deal. Kat. What the heck's going on? Kat?

Speaker 10 (32:48):
Thank you for your email? Tell us what's going on?
Why do you think your husband James five years is
now cheating?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
So we both decided that we wanted to lose a
few pounds and when a don to gym, I need better,
like just have more energy. I just started. It's like
we've been a lot better about things, Like maybe James
has a little bit more. But I think he's.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Wait, I'm sorry, can't to jump in. I'm getting really confused.
So he's cheating on you, but you're working on your
sexy So where's where's the cheating.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
We're doing this like very strict diet plan and I
think he's cheating on his diet.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
So this is a big deal.

Speaker 10 (33:34):
If you've been in a relation, if you've been with
a partner before, and like you guys are doing it
like a workout thing together or whatever, and you think
they're cheating on it, that is a big deal.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Right, It is a big deal. But I needed to
understand what kind of cheating we were talking about before
we proceeded here.

Speaker 10 (33:48):
So now and if she was actualeping with somebody.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
So he's cheating on his diet? What makes you think.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
That every till him that we go to eat, you
always makes an excuse of like he's not hungry or
he doesn't feel like eating. Is just like always an
excuse why he doesn't.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
Want to eat, So you think that he's eating somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah, like I think, sorry, I'm hungry. I understand that
when we go to go to like workout together, he's
always going later because he has to work. Then he
disappears like I don't know, he goes for a way
four hours. It's not like he goes, oh, I want
to throw workout and comes back like an hour an

(34:37):
hour and a half, Like goes.

Speaker 13 (34:39):
Work out for like two and a half hours.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
But he's not working out.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
He's eating.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
I mean, does he look like he's gained weight or like,
does he look like he's losing weight? I should say
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
It's kinda because he saysn't doing it, but I know
he's not doing it.

Speaker 10 (34:56):
Okay, So you want to catch him cheating on the
a diet plan that you guys are supposed to be
being faithful to the world.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yes, okay, actually all right, I.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Can think to know if he's lambing cookies like no, no, no,
if he's secretly the cookie monster.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Look, I consider cheating it. To do anything that you
wouldn't do in front of them that they wouldn't know
about is cheating to me. So if he's cheating on
this diet, I mean, he's going outside of your marriage.
It might be for food, and it might be breaking
your little plan together, but still it's dishonest to these problem.
So how do you want us to catch him?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Then?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Normally we call from the grocery store and you know,
offer flowers. But unless he's eating flowers, I don't know
if that's gonna work.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Let's the chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Chocolate chip cookies. Okay, there is this.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Place that before the diet we were completely addicted to
it's called.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, but if you guys.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Call him from there and tell him that he wants something,
you'll be so excited. Like he was. It was like crack,
Like that's seriously like that plays anything in there is crack. Okay,
so he would totally be happy for.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
That, all right.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
And it's a cookie place. It sounds like it's a
cookie place.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Right, all right, it's like all kinds of cooks. Okay,
I'm gonna get too much into that.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
I'm going to stop.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Okay, we're all.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Going to be cheating on you.

Speaker 10 (36:23):
We'll call them and tell him that he's won some
free cookies and see if he's excited to eat them.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I guess, do it all right?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I want to see come.

Speaker 10 (36:33):
Back and then call him and find out if he
is cheating on your diet, if he is trying to
catch him.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Next it's the double show.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
See it's cookie for me.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
See it's for cookie enough for me.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
If you're just joining us for to catch a cheater.
And today's a little different. Kat is on the phone.
She thinks that her husband of five years named James
might be cheating on their diet because they started a
workout plan yeah, and it doesn't seem like he's sticking
to it, but he swears he is, and so she
wants us to see if he is by calling him

(37:08):
up from the cookie place that they were going to
before they started the diet and say that he's won
free cookies and see if he accepts the offer and
excited to eat them, and then Kat will know and
he'll be busted because still, that's cheating on something in
your relationship. All right, Kat, is there anything you want
to say before we call him and try to catch him?

Speaker 3 (37:26):
No? No, I can only think about it as a
cookie monster.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, I know what kind of cookies? Are his favorite cookies?
Enough for me?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Chocolate chip?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
That's everybody's okay? All right, here we go.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
I'm gonna call him right now and we'll see if
he accepts the free cookies and if he does, have
at him.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Gorvin
calling from and I was looking for James.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Uh, yeah, this is James. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
James? How are you?

Speaker 10 (38:09):
You're one of our valued customers and a member of
our rewards program. This is not a marketing call. Please
don't hang up. Are you still there?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I am still here.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
Yes, we are actually calling today because guess what what
you are?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
This month's big winner. Congratulations?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Okay, what did I win?

Speaker 10 (38:28):
Every single month we choose one valued customer who wins
free cookies delivered straight to your doorstep from us, just
our way of saying thank you. Really, yeah, it's an
assortment of forty eight cookies.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Forty eight cookies, and.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
Really it's you get twelve of every single cookie that
we have.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
You can also go all one cookie if you want.
You can do all forty eight choco chip if you
want to. We're basically just our way of saying thank you.
So whatever. Yeah, forty eight cookies, free delivered straight to
your doorstep. Thank you?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
All right?

Speaker 14 (39:01):
I can give you guys my address and can I
can I like attach a message to this?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Sure? Yeah? Absolutely? Are you to deliver them to someone else?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I am? Oh?

Speaker 14 (39:12):
Okay, sure, yeah, I know exactly what I want to
do with these?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Great? Okay, what would you want us to put on
that because we can't put a card with it? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (39:19):
Perfect, all right, I want you to write I love
you very much, my little cat. Which is why I'm
not falling for this, because you've been cheating on your
diet too.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Wait a second, what is right now? I'm so confused, James.
I could do all chocolate chip pop they really could
be Okay, So obviously you know this is not the
cookie place. I did a really bad job. Wasn't as
a cookie person. I mean, I believed you, but I
didn't believe you for a second.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Good morning, ju both show, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
You didn't believe that I was from the cookie shop, James.
So first of all, I listen to you guys all
the time.

Speaker 14 (40:10):
And the second of all, no way, did I just
randomly from win forty eight cookies and I can do
all chocolate chip?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Was?

Speaker 10 (40:19):
Yeah, maybe that's where you blew it all chocolate And
then I don't know why forty eight popped into my head.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
That was also bad.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
The whole thing was just really not It wasn't a
good cell James. So but anyway, you listen to the show,
so you know your wife was trying to set you up.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I figured that one out.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Yeah, but you said, James, that you think your wife
is cheating on you. Cat did you hear that part?

Speaker 8 (40:43):
I did?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Are you cheating too?

Speaker 8 (40:50):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I'm just listening back here, but cookie.

Speaker 15 (40:53):
Mot nice try sweetie, but you you gotta get up
early in the morning to get one of those by me.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Okay, I do have to admit I do have a
sash of girl cookie in the house.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (41:16):
Whoa wait, seriously, you got you have an actual stash
of cookies. You've been cheating on the diet because I
haven't been cheating on the diet, so I can't believe
you're actually you're seriously cheating on the diet.

Speaker 13 (41:29):
It's hard.

Speaker 10 (41:33):
So this whole thing started with cat wanting to catch
you cheating, James, and it sounds like, James, you just
caught her cheating on your diet.

Speaker 14 (41:41):
Yeah, I can't believe this.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
We made a commitment, honey.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
This is the same as like regular cheating, right, Like,
if you're the one doing it, you're accusing the other exactly.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
That's what it is, even with cookie.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Can we like stop the diet because it's really hard,
like not all the ways stop, Like, can we just
like not be so strict about it because.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
You are speakinging my language. You are speaking my language
right now.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Because I gotta all right, I have to come clean
with something.

Speaker 15 (42:18):
I have been on occasion stopping sometimes at a Wendy's
for Frosty.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, you guys are freaks when it comes to.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
Hard It's just a little tree, It's just a little something.

Speaker 14 (42:37):
You know you're hot after the workout.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
How about this on it? On my way home, I'll make.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
A quick stop and pick something up.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
And bring home a little surprise.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Oh yes, please and thank you.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I mean my wife wouldn't say.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Right.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
Well, I'm glad you guys got it figured out. I'm
glad you found out that he kind of was cheating
on the diet. And James, I'm glad you found out
that she was also cheating on the diet. And I'm
glad you guys can invite another food item into that house.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Thanks, guys.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
I think this is only going to make our marriage stronger.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
She has red nails, she's ficty. White nails. She's toxic,
especially if.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
The fingernails match the toenails.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
He's the most toxic person that ever.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
It's what about black nails? Don't put them do eat
your soul? They hate man peak nails goes very sweet,
but daddy issues.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
What about the festive nails?

Speaker 11 (43:39):
She's the type you make ginger bread cookies with if
she's down to decorate her nails for the holiday, she's
a great girl.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Okay, Well that's one way to look at it. I
guess the flag though itself, is the fact that they
pay attention to the nails so much.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
So there's this Yeah, I mean I noticed them, though
you want us to notice them? I mean we do.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
But there's this new viral theory right now that says
that your man is a red flag if he knows
what this is is, and that is sky blue French
tip one point five. What do you know what that means?
I do not know if sky blue French tip one
point five. So if you cut a man you're hearing this,
ask him this question today, honey, do you know what
sky blue French tip one point five is?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Why is this a I don't understand. That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
It means that he's fully aware of what's going on
when you go to the nail salon. So it's basically
just a French manicure, but with a light blue tip.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh so like okay, so the French manicure is the
one with usually with like the white tip on the end.
I know that one.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Yeah, you have that I have them right now.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I know that my mom.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Used to get that all the time. To be honest,
it's a classic. It is a classic. It's been around forever.
So there's a light blue version of this, right.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
And the one point five is like how deep the
little top pit part goes?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
You know, oh, like how much of the nail it covered? Okay.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
So the reason why this is a flag because they
know too much information if they're having that conversation, and
it's not so much about cheating, I should say, even
though that is part of the theory, it's more about
the experience that they have with women. That means they're
more of an f boy if they're that familiar with
what specific nail things are because they're around that.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I think this is a stretch. I think is a stretch.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
Well.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
I think it's because especially like let's say you're in
a three year relationship, okay, and out of nowhere, your
man comes up to you and I was like hey babe,
and you're like, hey, I'm gonna put.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
My nilsa and like, do you have any colors?

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Like most guys will be like, I don't know, pink,
Like they'll say the most basic girl color that there
can be. I love pink first off, but then but
if they say this like one point five French flue,
You're like, where did that come from?

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah? I told you that.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Why that know that. It's kind of going back to
somebody cooked here philosophy. Yeah, percent, somebody cooked here. Okay,
because the weirdest thing too, if it's not nails and
it's something else and you're staying there, Oh my gosh,
you know I can't get this not out of my
hair and the guy comes back with some coconut oil
and a brush, we got a problem. Okay. I think
you know that. I think I understand by the way

(45:52):
Jewel is out today, we are doing the show without him.
He's back tomorrow. I'm producer Brad. Just in case it's
not Jewbel with a colt. Right. No, No, this is
what sounds like COM's got nothing got made, mother, That's what.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Sounds like, just what your girl's gonna sound like, show
up saying you know what the light blue pea whatever
one point.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Five is to go, I'm not drunk, you are.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
But the funny part thing it's like, now guys are
taking it a step further too. So their response to
this theory of us being upset about them knowing what
it is. Is that okay, well, if you have light
blue nails, that that means you're in a relationship, and
then the white means that you're single.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I don't get that part. I don't think that people
don't know this though, So how can we say that?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Well, apparently they do. That's why we're talking about it,
because we didn't and we want to make sure people
are in on it.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Wait, light blue seems more fun than white. Why wouldn't
that be the person that's in a relate or that's single,
the blue one. I didn't make the rules I thought
would be. If you don't know, I'm just telling you
this moment, I am so. My point is usually the
fun are the nails, the more not in a relationship
you are, would be my thought process on that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
No, I guess there's something about blue that's supposed to
make you more like homie. It's supposed to be more inviting.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
It makes me feel beechy. If I'm going to the beach,
I'm painting my nails blue. And don't get that confused.
I'm not in a relationship and very much single.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
People, Okay, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
I'm gonna pay my nails whatever I want. You can
take that how you will, But I am still going
to pay attention to you. If you know a specific shade,
if you're like coming up to me telling me what
color pink you want me to get, that's a thing like,
you know, like what kind of conversations were you having?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
All I'm hearing here is the more helpful a man is,
the more suspicious a woman is. It's not so much
if he knows how to fix it on in my hair.
If he does this, if he does anything to help
me that I didn't teach him, then he is bad.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
I mean, it's not that he's bad. It's just there's
a big chance that he's a little bit more of
an f boy. Guys have found their reasons to try
to judge women. And we're just telling you, and we
know if you have too much inform me about our
grooming habits, there's a good chance you've been ran through.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Wow, ran through that. I can do what I want see, Okay,
So then my follow up question to this is is
there anything Is there any other reason let's give gentlemen
the benefit of the doubt. Is there any other reason
they might know this information, the hair thing, that, all
the other things, the nail thing. Is there any other reason.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
We did get a text message that said, I have
three daughters and know way too much about nails. Oh,
if you have daughters that you tend to even want
like my dad, well, I don't think he knows much
about nails, but most I feel like dads know how
to like certain hair tie tricks and okay.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
But that's fair. But you're gonna know that, right, Like
if you're dating a dad and he's like, come here,
let me French braid your hair, which I love a
good delf, don't get it twisted. So if you can
do that, thank you. But I know that going into it,
you don't have kids. You don't have a little girls
around you. That's kind of where this is coming from.
But that's a great point, sir. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Again, I didn't make the rules.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Yeah maybe, but that's a conversation you have with this person, right, yeah,
like how many sisters do you have? How many dollars
do you have?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
But also you're not usually looking at your sister going wow,
those nails, that's hot. Nice Morman.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
My brother could care less about anything that I'm wearing,
let alone in my nails.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
So Jelly Rolls lost seventy pounds oh yea and counting.
I know he was challenged to a five k race
a few months ago and he's already lost seventy pounds
in preparation for it.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
And so now he's like, I'm not stopping there. I'm
still gonna lose one hundred more pounds.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Over how much time do you lose that weight?

Speaker 4 (49:44):
His famous next month he was challenged in January, it's
like three months. Yeah, wow, I know, that's really impressive.
He's putting in a lot of work, so that's exciting.
But then didn't name himself jelly Roll for like you know.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Yeah, but he's still jelly rolling. He's stale, sweetheart jelly roll.
Now we can have more Jelly Rolls. That's one way
to look at it. Sure, okay, this is creepy. So
owners are ready now to sell the Ford Bronco from
oj Simpson's car Chase. WHOA, yes, the White Bronco from
back in the day. What nineteen ninety four, I guess

(50:18):
is when the chase was seriously yeah so right now,
Currently it's on loan at the Alcatraz East Crime Museum
in Pigeonforge, Tennessee, and it's been there since twenty sixteen.
The Bronco's currently owned by his ex manager and then
a couple other associates. But I guess their plan was
to sell this Bronco before OJ died, and it was
already said to be ready to go for around seven

(50:38):
hundred and fifty thousand dollars, and now that he's passed,
they're expecting it to go for even more.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Who wants this vehicle? I cannot stand stuff like this?
Why do you want it? Here's the thing, it's just
a Bronco literal, It's just a bo There's nothing special
about it. It's just the nineteen nineties white Bronco. Why
would we pay any more for that than anything else?
A guy wrote in it for an hour and a
half on a slow speed speed chase one time. You
don't even know. Maybe the keya you're driving around the

(51:07):
US Kia you bought that was in a slow speed chase.
Who cares he is a murderer.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
It's not even that. The story honestly makes it more
disgusting to me than the fact that it's just a
regular white bronco. No, but why do you want that?
It doesn't look like one of those cute broncos. Not
people want it for the story. And that's the part
that I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around,
Like what are you connecting to that makes you feel
like this is memorabilia that you would like to collect.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, well, there's a lot of people who collect a
lot of stuff from murders and all that stuff. Not
to say that OJ murdered anybody, I mean, but that's creepy.
That's very creepy.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Well, I guess it's kind of along the lines of
like how people like to stay in hotel rooms of
people that have passed like Whitney Houston's hotel room, the
one that she passed away, and in the Beverly Hills Hotel,
I actually stayed there for the Golden Globe what and
I was on her the same floor, But that actual
room they had completely blocked off because there are people
that were trying to stay there in that room because

(52:07):
of what had happened there.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
It was wild.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
There are people lined up outside the door taking pictures
of the door. Wow, So I guess now they think
about it. It's probably the same kind of people.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
People are bored.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
That's a lot of money to put towards that type
of a creepy experience. And also when you saidn't didn't
kill anybody.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
So now thirty percent we know of allegedly.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Wait, I'm just gonna go ahead and switch the story now,
so thirty percent of CEOs are actually thinking about shifting
away from the five day work week. Now, that's been
something that's been talked about and joked about a lot lately,
but now they're really starting to take it seriously and
look at how this could work out. So maybe it's
your CEO. Maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones.

(52:47):
But we'll see how this plays out.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
That would be really great. By the way, I would
love to only do this job four days a week.
Well it's happening.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Some will be four days or four and a half days.
So it just would be always like a half day
Friday because people need more time to recover. That's science.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
That's science.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
That's on science, and that is also what's trending.

Speaker 9 (53:08):
Jewbles, dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
You ever heard a little secret? I should do sweet,
what is it?

Speaker 8 (53:16):
One of the supervisors our.

Speaker 13 (53:18):
Word has been cheating on his wife for like almost
three years with me.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Oh, who's cheating with you?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
One of the.

Speaker 13 (53:25):
Supervisors are work, but he stopped because he found another
one that I found out about.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Oh so now he's cheating on his life with someone else?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Also, Oh yeah, are you going to tell her?

Speaker 13 (53:36):
Sure? I found out? No, yeah, I found out, and
then I had to go to work and like record
him and stuff that I can show her, and then
I told her everything.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Oh wow, good for you because he can't get away
with that, you know, totally.

Speaker 13 (53:51):
I tried, you know, and I tried talking to him,
but he didn't want to talk to me, so, you know,
I had to do what I had to do.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Sorry, So did you tell the wife that he was
cheating with someone else or you also slept with him?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (54:02):
No, I told her everything.

Speaker 13 (54:03):
I told her that we've been in a relationship for
like three years, and then no, she wanted to go
with her with somebody else.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
And what does she say?

Speaker 13 (54:10):
She just asks why?

Speaker 9 (54:11):
Now?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Why?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah? And so is he is he still your manager?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I quit? Oh okay, I was going to say, man,
you can.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Is he still is he still married?

Speaker 13 (54:26):
Yes, yeah, she forgave him.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Maybe she knew that.

Speaker 13 (54:31):
Maybe you know, think so because one time she had
a called and caught it by talking about like music
and stuff, and then she hung up really quick.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Oh she knew.

Speaker 13 (54:41):
I wouldn't I would have stayed on the phone forever.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah, she definitely knew. Well, thank you for telling us
your little secret.

Speaker 8 (54:49):
Hopefully from this experience I actually did. I'm not proud
of it.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I should learn something, right, as long as you know what,
as long as you learn from it, then you can
be at least not shameful of.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
It, right, I know.

Speaker 13 (55:03):
I mean it wasn't planned, you know, but it just
started us fun and gangs and then it evolved.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Yeah, yes, good day.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Hello, Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 10 (55:17):
Yeah, sweet, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (55:20):
So my friend was hooking up with this guy in
a serious relationship from her job, and I was just
like so annoyed by the whole situation.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
She's like almost.

Speaker 12 (55:30):
Bragging about it for like weeks and weeks. So I
messaged the girlfriend on Instagram and told her about it,
and then the guy like approached my friend and was like,
why we can you know, do this and he doesn't
know it was me, but she was like somehow someone
told him, like the girlfriend, and yeah, so I never

(55:53):
told her and I never told anyone.

Speaker 10 (55:55):
So wow, wow, dang, So you basically ruined her little
things she had going on.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Yeah, yeah, did the girl that you told stay with
the guy?

Speaker 8 (56:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (56:09):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Wow. I mean, I don't know if that's I think
that's been a good friend, maybe because product wouldn't have
worked out well for her, or I don't know, I
have no idea, but yeah.

Speaker 12 (56:17):
She kept saying, like the guy said he was going
to leave the girl for her, and I'm like, no,
he's not, No, he's not, and clearly like this is
his opportunity when the girl found out, so it would
be like, well, yeah I'm gonna leave.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
But all, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Thanks.

Speaker 9 (56:35):
What's your dirty little secret?
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