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April 19, 2024 62 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I would rather sit in a car with leather seats
that I've been making in the sun for five hours
than tell a man that I like him Good day.
It's a double show. And what do you notice about
a person right away? I know for me, I tend
to notice if they're also a major A list celebrity
of the same caliber. What and then that's when I
decide if I should talk to them. Hopefully that was

(00:21):
an obvious joke. There is no major A list celebrity
bigger than me. So I find myself not noticing anyone
in my life, which is fine because I'm hot and interesting,
so I can be alone. Well, researchers just release a
study going viral about what your date notices about you
right away? So what should you focus on if you're
going on a date and want to appear like you

(00:43):
are the king or queen of Castle Sexy, Castle Sexy?
They say, the first thing that your date will notice
is your body language. Oh okay, I can see that
posture and the way you position your body can reveal
to your date whether you're interested in them or not.
So you should stand right in front of their face.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I was gonna say, like posture, do they mean, or
body position? Do they mean like walking in sideways?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You walk in.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
And straight forward? What are we doing walking backwards?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Like ju Will said and then say, you should stand
up straight with your head held high to sign you're confident,
because if you're here slumping over and your shoulders are
kind of hunched forward, it looks very unconfident, basically my
normal state. I don't even realize I'm doing it. Half
the time. I'll realize all of a sudden, I'm like, wow,

(01:30):
hunchback of the hallway. Hum brad, I'm really yeah, puffy
or chest out like a meathead at the gym that
would not like this?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
No, are you here?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm looking up so I can't see anything. Do I have? Tear?
Confident and sexy? Chest up so bad? It looks like
you're looking down to look forward. It makes your left
taller too, if you're a shorter guy. I'm a shorter
guy me too.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
We're coming over.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Any research about what your date notices about you instantly?
Your facial expressions, ooh, your date will notice if you
make and hold eye contact, or whether you're smiling genuinely
or looking awkward like you'd rather be somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I mean, if it's not someone who you're expecting, I'm
gonna be looking awkward, going.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What does that Victoria can't help but roll her eyes
a lot. What So I imagine guys showing up and
you just rolling your eyes if you weren't interested in it.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I may make it like I'm sorry, I can't help it.
Like if we're not having a great time, I'm going
to show you I'm in a great time trying to
leave past her, but that never usually works, be honest.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Also, yeah, don't pick up on that, dude. I started
for like four hours. It was the worst four hours
of my life. I'm miserable time. And you can't tell
she's totally into me, totally. She's just checking her phone.
She wants to text her friends and tell her how
hot I am. Yeah. Also, eye contact is a weird
one because holding eye contact is great, but how long

(02:59):
do you hold it for? It's creepy because if you
do it too long, Yeah, you go from wow, they're
just like really paying attention to Okay, they're paying way
too much attention. Should I call the cops? It's just
like weird because and you're.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Just like looking into someone's eyes and then they're looking
back into your eyes and you're both going, Okay, it's
like super romantic and sexy and like we love each
other or is this weird creepy?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Do I need to sprint to my car after this?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I always find myself when I'm making eye contacts because
I like to make eye contacts with people when I
talk to them. But being like, okay, it's about time
where one of us should look away. Is it going
to be them or me? Because I don't want to
lookway first, because it could up here like I'm not like,
I'm getting uncomfortable with the eye contact, but I don't
want them to know that I'm getting uncomfortable with the
eye contact. They're probably also uncomfortable with the eye contact.
I'm going to wait for them to break first. But

(03:39):
then the question is where do you look? Because that
could also change the tone of everything. So you're locked
eyes right and you're like, Okay, it's time to look away.
Where do you look? Yeah, if you're a guy on
a date, look to the side, don't look up and down.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
While licking your lips.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, Yeah, I don't think none of us knew this
would come across as creepy, biting your lower lip, and
just going m checks. Dating experts release study and the
first things that people notice about you when you go
on a date, you're grooming and hygiene. Nobody wants to

(04:16):
be on a date with body odor or bad breath.
So take a shower and scrub your dirty fingernails and
take pride in your parents.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, I mean it's kind of like an obvious, isn't
it that you to take a shower before you go
on a date?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Antlease don't smell like you'd think it would be. But
I think for some people it's not. When I was younger,
I would plan dates like immediately after work and so
like it would be like and I worked in the afternoon,
so it was like I was I was going to
these dates from a whole day of work, from like
seven am to like seven pm. I would work and

(04:48):
then I would go on days. I'm sure that why
I was very single back then, very musky. Yeah, I've
had a long day. You want to start this date.
Another thing dates notice about you right away your outfit.
Dressing appropriately for a date is key.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I think we've talked about guys wearing sandals on the
show one or twice.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You're not down with guys wearing sandals on a date, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I mean, unless we're going to the beach. No, all right,
because I don't know, it's also cold here sometimes.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
But what if they're bringing the energy of the beach
with Yeah, what if it's one of those type of guys.
It's like a fancy restaurant, but he just shows up
with a longboard and he's in sandals, and he's just like,
skint of how I do live. We could just we
don't have to pay the check. We can just leave,
you know what I mean? Like, I find Monday to
be something that was kind of made up.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm being on it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm not fully turned off by pack. You're going to
the beach after you serve?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, so if you're gonna dress like a you know,
not for the situation, be so ridiculously not for the
situation that it's interesting.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I was on a date once and and I made
a joke after and I was like, uh, oh, we
want to just dine and dash? Why would you make it?
And I said it really serious. You can see her
face go, uh, I'm joking. Also, what if she was like, hell, yeah,
that's wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, probably another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hello, Yeah, it's Donk.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Who.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, this is Donk. Maybe you don't remember even from
the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm
the I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks.
You might not maybe you were hammed. I don't know.
But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name,
but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because
you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah,

(06:47):
So DONK found it.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Tom, I'm sorry. Who who found it?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Donk?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
So you you mean you?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah? Yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling
you back because I'm sure you want your wallet. Yeah yeah, yeah,
So bro, I gotta talk to you about something though,
And like I hope you're sitting down or something like
not at work, you know what I mean, like, because
this is like some shocking stuff.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna work right now.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, So DONK was going through your wallet like to
like try to find out who you were, you know,
so I can call you back or whatever. And then
I noticed a picture in there of a chick. I
understand what Yeah, I like super hot chick. Her name
is Michelle.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, that's my girlfriend. How did you know her name?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend? Bro? Like, donk? Sorry,
what the are you talking about? Yeah? I like, so
I just gotta be honest with you because like, bro,
code you know what I mean? Like I had no idea, dude,
but yeah, so like the other night, that chick that

(08:01):
picture in your wallet, you know my girlfriend?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening if
you know what I mean? Sorry, bro, what the are
you talking about? I mean like she has a thing
for bartenders, especially a donk if you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
If you can't, fuddy, buddy, I don't know what you're
trying to do right now if you're trying to me.
But I don't think this is funny.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well I can see that, dude, Like I'm sorry to
break the news to you, like you left your wallet
at the bar. I'm trying to call you back, and
then I see a picture of a girl.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Listen, listen to me, Listen to your path, listen, stop
a drawl or whatever the hell's going on your stone.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
You think this is funny, I'm joking with you, dude,
I got you. I don't know her, dude, I mean
I know her because like she was in there the
other night with you, but like I just remember her
name or whatever. But yeah, no, it's all good, bro,
still your girl?

Speaker 6 (08:55):
What what?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
What do I see my wallet back?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Okay? Yes, sorry dude. Sometimes dog just can't help a joke,
you know, like Life of Bar tender. So hey, yeah,
I can get your wallet back to you. Bro, So
you come down here just like gonna cost you like
two hundred What do you mean? What are you saying, like,
bring two hundred bucks and it's your horse?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Bro? I pray that you are a joke right now?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Because I'll come down there and I will get my wallet.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
No, I'll come down there and I'll get my wallet.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
One hundred and fifty bucks. Dude, hard bar? You drive
a hard bar again, but don can go as low
as a hundred fifty That's fine.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Oh don this what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come down
there and if you do.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
Have my wallet, if my wallet is in that facility,
you are going to give it to me. I don't
even give it about the wallet. Actually, I'm gonna come
down there and i'm gonna I'm gonna take your face, okay,
and I'm gonna let you really understand your own barn.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Stand what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's sort of confused.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
I'm going to take day talks. Does that make any
sense to you? So, so my advice to you, because
I'm gonna come down there right now, don't be there.
Leave the wallet with someone else because if I see
you when I get there, there's gonna be a problem.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Like what kind of problem, dude, I'm still confused.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
I'm gonna appreciate you, and I will take my wallet.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, all right, totally got it now, bro. Then I'll
just let you know this is actually Jubil from The
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
girl friend. Michelle set you up. It's a joke. She said,
she stopped and got your your wallet on the way
home yesterday.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
Mychelle, I am pacing back and forth.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Oh my god, wake.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. It's sign for
Nina's what's trending? Nina is out today? So producer Brad
has your trending? Yes, I do. I got the tea
and your crumpets.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
We're gonna do like the biggest story in the world
right now, and then we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
A couple of things to feed you. Okay. Is that
okay with you? Victoria? Give me a dumb look right now?
All right? Okay. Taylor Swift's new album dropped.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
That is the biggest news in the world, will be
the biggest news for a minute. But one of the
songs actually snipes her own fans. She is ripping in
really so the Swifties a little bit she is. The
song is called but Daddy, I love him Okay maybe,
and it's basically saying everyone who was overly concerned about

(11:24):
her relationship with Matt Heally if you remember, she was
with Matt Heely from the nineteen seventy five for a
few minutes, and everyone's like, he's probably he's bad for you,
he's problematic, and she's basically saying, get over it. I
enjoyed my time with him. It was a great relationship.
Stay out of my business.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yes, he's kind of racist and that's why I left Bud.
So she's like, she's just saying, hey, if you're a fan,
be a fan. But you don't control me. And so
that's a fascinating move for a Taylor Swift how her Yeah,
I need like it, I need like it. She can
put you in there. Thank you so much, so much
that you have a reason for it, I believe all right.

(12:06):
Onto the food of the story. Red Lobster reportedly headed
for bankruptcy because of the endless shrimp.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
That was a mistake.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
End won't offer Americans endless food on anything you will
go and throw. And that's literally what happened. There's like
no more to the story. Eleven million dollars just in
the third quarter alone is what ultimate endless shrimp costs them. Wow,
in three months, that idea ultimate bankruptcy exactly.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
So they went quarter after a quarter losing eleven million
dollars or more.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
And so Red Lobster is now going to go for bankruptcy.
Here's a fun fact, a boy, Red Lobster. Do you
know it's not a franchise. It's fully owned, same people
to own Olive Garden, all of them. Yeah, Wow, they
actually own them. It's not like it's not there's no
local owners. We should change our language on that owned
the red.

Speaker 9 (13:01):
Last Maybe I'm a franchise. Now, all right, one more
food story for you. Salmonella outbreak sparks massive Trader Joe's recall.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Wait what I go? What is up with Trader Joe's
and all the recalls. It's kind of crazy. They had
an outbreak in their fresh basil. How do you say
a basil or basil bazzel? It's basil. Well, I don't know.
I think you can say both ways. But I like
him when people say basil, Gordon Ramsay says basle or
I'm saying basil. He's a famous chef and I'm a nobody.
Sounds cool. Trader Joe's Fresh Basil pulling it from the

(13:32):
shelves in twenty nine states, twelve.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
People got sick. Dang, it's called infinite herbs, so watch yourself.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
The thing is these Trader Joe's things, Like I still
plan to go shop at Chair Joe's. Like I hear
these stories and all their recalls.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I don't know why doesn't stop me though, probably because
of the name of it. Whenever I hear a recall
from Trader Jo's, I'm like, it makes sense, Like they're
on ports, just trading to get these fresh items. I
think of it like it's back in the eighteen hundreds
or something. So I'm like, of course there would be
a recall there. It makes sense safe way, no way,
because they get all their stuff from other places. But
Trader Joe and his boys are down there going, I'll

(14:08):
trade you some tartups for that basil doing the trading
like all the Southern days. Like, yes, made a bad deal. Okay,
that's what I figure. So it's like it happens in
that kind of life. You know you're gonna need that
bassle back. That's funny.

Speaker 9 (14:25):
And Taylor Shoft's album is out. Obviously we're going to
play the new song here in just second.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's what's trending. It's brought to you by Michael Schut
Casino your Home for Machino and Auburn and your First
Day follow up is coming up right after new music
from Taylor Swift and Post Malone. It's called Fortnite and
it's about them playing Fortnite together all the time or
two weeks, it's one of the two. Oh no, I
think it's Fortnite, right, yeah, Fortnite. Her and post Malone

(14:52):
play all the time online. They don't they do? You
wait to hear what her screen name is.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
It's time.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
A Cheater.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
May is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of eighteen years, well
a long time name Jack, might be cheating on her.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
May.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Thank you very much for coming on the show. Hopefully
we can help you out and either give you the
proof that you need to move on or set your
mind at ease. But tell us a little bit more.
You've been married in for eighteen years.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, it's been a long time.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Have you suspected him cheating before?

Speaker 8 (15:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't know if I think he would cheat.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
It's just that there is someone else involved who is
trying really hard to get him too.

Speaker 10 (15:35):
So is he aware that this person is trying to
come after him or is it kind of one of
those things or he's not really aware of it.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
He's not aware of it, but I keep trying to
explain it to him and he's not getting it.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
So who is this person? This is one of his
work partners?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, what's going on with them?

Speaker 8 (15:55):
She does this thing where like she's constantly talking about
what a proper wife and partner should be doing.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
You know, she's got all these like.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Rules and criticisms and hints, and she should be making
you dinner. She should have dinner waiting for you at home.
The house should always be cleaning. You know, she's got
all these rules and regulations for how a proper partner
should behave And then she'll never specifically say that stuff
about me, But what she will say about me is
she's told him things like, Oh, I would never choose

(16:27):
to be friends with your wife because she's really not
my kind of person. Like I've seen her reading those
gossip magazines and stuff, and I would just never That's
not the kind of person that I would choose to
have in my life that I would choose to spend
time with. Oh, because he tells me, he goes, he goes, Yeah,

(16:47):
they asked this thing today, and it's like, whoa, whoa,
this is not okay for your work partner to talk
about your spouse, your partner, your person that you are
with in that way. And he just he thinks he
thinks that. I'm not even sure what he thinks. I've
tried to explain it to him over and over again,
and he just he's like, Oh, she doesn't mean it

(17:08):
that way.

Speaker 10 (17:09):
Has she done anything else like kind of more outwardly flirtatious.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
Well. She asked him to help her with things like, hey,
can you come over to my house and help me
move this thing?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
That you?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
And this is what this is? Where the big thing is?
That is really I.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Don't know how to process this. I don't know how
to like work it out in my mind. But she
needed to move some stuff across the state to her parents' house.
She needed to pack it up in a moving van
and drive it over there. It's an overnight. They would
drive down and then stay overnight and then drive back.
And he agreed to this.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
What I'm going to stir up some drama, make this
past of you.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
I'm already thrown off a little bit because I'm single, right,
But the last thing I'm going to do is ask
a married man to help me, unless it's my best
friend's husband or like.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Victoria, your boyfriend or something, if you had one, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, So.

Speaker 10 (18:11):
That's already off. And for him to agree to that,
did you tell him no?

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I told him this is not okay.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
This is a person who has repeatedly said that they
don't like me, that I'm not the kind of person
they would choose to associate with. So for him to
be going off alone with her is not okay, Like,
that's not I'm not okay with it. He should not
be okay with it. And that's the thing is like
he can't seem to understand why he shouldn't be okay

(18:41):
with this.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
He sounds completely clueless to me. But also, how could
you be that clueless? So maybe he's playing clueless, you
know what I mean? Yeah, like he doesn't get it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I could definitely
see that being a more viable option than just completely
like you would have to know if you're a woman.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Just asked you to help her move across the country
or whatever you just said, I'm sorry, a couple of states.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I don't know. But either way, Yeah, spending the night.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
With him, it does seem like he's like it's a
setup to do something. It does yeah to me, Well,
we'll try to figure it out for you already told
us on a grocery store he's a rewards card, remember,
at So we'll do the usual and we'll call and
pretend to be from that grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment,
and we'll see if he delivers those to you or
someone else. Okay, okay, all right, well play a song,

(19:26):
come back, and you'll get your to Catch a Teater next.
If you're just joining us for Today's To Catch a Cheater.
May is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of eighteen years his name is Jack, might be
cheating on her and it's just kind of a crazy story.
We're about to call him and seef he is or isn't,
and May, why don't your refresh everybody's memory on what
the situation is before we call him.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
Jack has a work partner who bad mouths me to
him repeatedly and then invites him to help her move
across the state on an overnight trip just them together.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, ridiculous, And so he just plays like he doesn't
get it, like what's the big deal?

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Kind of a yeah, no, No, she's just my worst partner.
There's nothing, there's nothing there. I don't see her that way.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Okay, Well, we'll try to figure its off. For you're
about to call him right now and pretend to be
from the grocery store where he's a Rewards card member
and tell him that. Every single month, we choose one
Awards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll seef he sends those flowers
to you or to what's her name by the way,
the work person, Crystal Crystal. Okay, well we'll see what.
We'll see what happens. I'm gonna call him right now.

(20:32):
You ready, m hmm, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,
this is Jordan calling from I was looking for Jack.
This is him, Jack. How are you? Please don't hang up.

(20:54):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling to
actually give you the good news that congratulations, you're this
month's big winner.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
What's I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our flora department.
We do delivery. Now we're trying to get the word out,
but also we want to say thank you very much
for shopping with us. So thank you for shopping. You
have won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of chocolates, and a card that can be delivered anywhere
within the fifty United States absolutely free.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Oh beautiful. I get so many random calls it I
didn't know if that's thanks?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, if you know who you want to send them to,
I can take the information in just a minute or
so over the phone.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah, let's do it right now.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Great.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Who would you like to send flowers to us? So
we'll start with the name, first and last.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Name, my beautiful wife Mary.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Okay, and is there anything you'd like to put on
a card? The beautiful wife.

Speaker 11 (21:47):
May eighteen beautiful years with my sweetheart. Thank you so much, baby,
I love.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
You eighteen years. Whoa, that's a long time.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Oh yeah, we've been together forever.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, Well, then I'll just tell you that this
is not the grocery store at all. My name is Jubal.
How's the radio show called the Jebel Show?

Speaker 10 (22:07):
Yay, Hi Jack, I'm Nina also on that show listening
to everything that just happened?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
And I'm Victoria.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Oh what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
We do a segment on the show called to Catch
a Cheater? And your wife May is actually also on
the phone and has been listening because she suspected you
might be messing around. Mary.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Hey, Jack, what's going on here?

Speaker 8 (22:32):
I'm trying to make a point because you don't seem
to understand that what Crystal is asking you and her
trying to undermine our relationship is not okay. And ninety
nine point five percent of other people also see that

(22:52):
it's not okay, and it's not normal to be asking
the husband of some when you dislike to go away
with you.

Speaker 10 (23:03):
You could also probably celebrate the fact that that name
didn't even cross his mind when he was offered free flowers.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yes, right, yes, absolutely, I love you. I love you.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Nothing is going on with Crystal.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Nothing she needs to be Yes, but we need boundaries
with Crystal.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Can I ask why you went on an overnight trip
with Crystal?

Speaker 11 (23:28):
She just needed help and I'm a nice guy, so
I'm gonna I'm gonna help.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
She's also my work partner. I've worked with her for
several years.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
That has stopped me before.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, it doesn't really stop most people.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
So what do you do then, Jack?

Speaker 10 (23:41):
If let's say your wife May's concerns are true and
Crystal just rolls up and is like, well, I'd like
to escalate our relationship, Like, what do you do if
she does try to make a move.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
There's no way that's gonna happen. I put my foot down,
and she knows how much.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
I love my wife.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Doesn't she also talk bad?

Speaker 12 (24:00):
You're I mean, she has her own way of things,
and I do fill my wife in about this.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
It's no secret.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
I just think that there needs to be some serious
boundaries in place with Crystal, like, hey, you know what,
don't talk about my wife. I don't feel like this
is a subject we should talk about.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Hey, oh you need help moving.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
I know a great moving company that will do all
the work for you.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
There are ways to.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Keep work and outside of work separate, and I feel
like that's what Crystal needs is she needs to understand
that you guys can be totally cordial and friendly at work,
but she used to stay the hell out of her life.
She used to keep her notes out of it. It's
not her business. It's not her concern. Whether or not

(24:49):
she thinks I'm appropriate for you or I'm doing a
good job as a wife is not appropriate workplace conversation.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's just not.

Speaker 12 (24:57):
Yes, I understand, and look if any anything else, she's
further away from us now.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, because she moved across the states.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
But I don't want her try to insert herself herself
into our lives.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
Well, maybe that's why she's thinking this is a good
time to shoot her shot, because she's like, well, I'm moving, so.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
And take him with her.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
You don't need to worry about Crystal at all. She seriously,
this is.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Not no you haven't helped her move yet, or you
already helped her move.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
She's already moved. She's already across the state. I already went.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
I stayed there, I had a hotel, I locked my door.
We weren't in the same hotel.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
It's may I was talking with you the whole time.
We were communicating the whole trip. It's not like I
was like hiding and being secretive. You knew about the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I know.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
And the point is the point is whether I know
about it or not. It's not about you. It's about
her and her complete lack of boundaries and how she
keeps crossing lines that are not okay to cross, and
you need to push back on that. I need you
to have those boundaries and to say, hey, this is
not really.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Okay with me.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Do you still work with her? Yeah, she's my part, okay.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
So it needs to be it needs to be said.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Okay, man, I feel what you're saying and where you're
coming from.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
You know, I love you, And let's talk more about
this later and I will set those boundaries. But let's
let's just enjoy some time together and we'll put this
aside and behind us.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay, okay, all right, okay, amazing. I'm worried about getting
phone sex.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
The double shows to.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Catch a cheater.

Speaker 13 (26:43):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points. Oh and may God have mercy

(27:04):
on your hits.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Almost time. Well, it is Sime for Mars his favorite
trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on
our own Victoria Ramira is in a game of trivia
to see who gets Saturday off in a few weeks.
Also a j Hart tickets and let's meet today's contestant
for you versus Victoria, Amber. What's up?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Amber?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Hey, good morning, good morning. How are you.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
How are you guys, wonderful, Thank you for asking. Are
you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 8 (27:31):
I'm ready, I hope.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
So Victoria, what do you have to say to Amber?
Have you listened to 's new album?

Speaker 6 (27:38):
No?

Speaker 14 (27:39):
I haven't.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
I heard about it yesterday though.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
That's hair? Okay, now could you not? Victoria is going
to leave the studio. While she's leaving Amber, the game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass. And are you asking the questions to say? Pretty?
Nina's out today? So I was I should probably check

(28:02):
before we went on the air who was asking the questions?
So producer Brad is gonna ask you a question this minute.
So now that we all know that, okay, Amber, you ready,
I'm ready? Your time starts now. It's all about dates.
What year did the Berlin Wall fall, symbolizing the end
of the Cold War?

Speaker 8 (28:19):
I don't know, nineteen fifty seventy.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
What year did the Lexus car brand launch?

Speaker 8 (28:28):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
What year was President George H. W. Bush first sworn in.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Nineteen eighty four?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
What year did Disney's Little Mermaid come out?

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Ninety three.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
One bonus question really quick, What culturally significant event happened
December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay, all right, we'll bring Victoria back in onto the questions.
I noticed the theme there with those. Yeah, Victoria's coming
back in studio slowly she was outside the biggest yeah
I've ever seen in my life. So obviously a little
tired today Amber, while she gets settled, what's something you
would like the world to know about you today?

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Did I drive for Hopkifts that kind of helped homeless
and differently able children.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh that's cool, My gosh, that's really yeah, so you're
like a saint basically.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
I don't know about that, paid for it?

Speaker 6 (29:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
All right, Victoria, are you ready? I think?

Speaker 8 (29:31):
So?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Amber outright to win. In Amber, you
can do the honors and tell Victoria win to go,
And it's all about dates. What year did the Berlin
Wall fall? What I don't know, f teen hundreds. What

(29:53):
year did the Lexus car brand launch? So really around
twenty ten? What year was President George hw fir Bush
first sworn in nineteen ninety six. What year did Disney's
Little Mermaid come out? I hate these questions? Two thousand
and one, the first commercial dial up internet connection was

(30:13):
made in What year? What's a dial up internet? Bonus question?

Speaker 9 (30:19):
What culturally significant event happened on December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine?

Speaker 8 (30:22):
Gas was worn?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Oh, got that one in on of time, but quickly,
Oh what were those questions? All right, let's send it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard today our social media producer Gabby nineteen nine.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
So, oh my god, Amber, you didn't get any correct
These were really hard.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
You don't meet yourself up in Victoria snuck in one
of the Oh congratulations Victoria one were all Amber, I'm
sorry you didn't win. So Victoria you get Saturday off
in a few weeks. Amber, you still get AJR tickets,
sister playing awesome?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, no problem. Now let's get the answers with producer Brad.
The Berlin Wall fell in nineteen eighty nine. Lexus car
brand launched in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
President George H. W. Bush was first sworn in in
nineteen eighty nine. What year to Disney's Little More Make
come out nineteen eighty nine. The first dial up internet
connection was made in nineteen eighty nine, and Taylor Swift
was born December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine. A lot of
things happened that year, and right at the end we

(31:35):
got a cultural icon. Everybody's talking about Tayler Swift's new album. Yeah,
you know, she has thirty thousand songs on it.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah. I think that's a fact, isn't it a lot
of songs?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's thirty She released like two different versions, not versions,
but basically two albums. In one album, she released a
two AM version and then her original version.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Question about Taylor Swift, Okay, why is she with the
record label?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I know at all?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I was like, dude, she get literally be a.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Record I mean, that's the weird thing about Taylor Swift.
I mean she she had the big machine thing at
the beginning, and then she.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Made a machine yeah label. Oh there's a record label,
which is a cool name, by the way, and then
she moved on to like another record. But I'm like,
why do you even care? Why did you just do Swift?
Because then she can just focus on her music just
that nice. Yeah. Yeah, you guys need me more than

(32:27):
any of you. Sure ahead, let me prop up your business.
Yeah that's really funny. Amber. Thank you very much for playing.
Thank you, ye have a good day. We play you
versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. If
you want to play Victoria, you can always d m
us at the Jebel Show or go to the jubilshow
dot com. How are you feeling after today's victory. I'm good.

(32:50):
I feel I sort of want to dial up internet
is to be honest with you. But what's great is
on the podcast, everyone will hear the moment because I
don't know if you heard it live, but everyone will
hear the moment on the podcast where you go, oh.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, they were all in nineteen eighty freaking nine.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
A lot of things happened that year, much bigger than Taylor.
But you over came knocking in adversity to day too
because you left your apartment, well almost didn't leave your
apartment because what happened. I don't really know what happened.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I heard girls screaming and crying, saying like someone died,
and I was freaking out, like.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Literally, my heart was raising.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I sprinted back into my apartment and then I was like,
it's been too long.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I try to check it out. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I try to check it out, but I couldn't figure
it out. So then I sprinted my car, thinking there
was a guy with a knife down there, got into
my car, locked my door, and then sped out.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I mean, I usually speed out of my garage anyways,
but I would not have come to work if I
came out of my apartment and then someone was screaming,
I think he's dead. So I'm like, I'm out, Hey guys. Sorry,
I'm not sick, but I'm not leaving my apartment. I'm
always paranoid that something's gonna get blamed on me that
I didn't do, because it's happened a lot in my life.
I'd be like, I'm just getting a plane ticket because.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
No, I did not do anything. I know it, but.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'm just getting out of here before somebody blames it
on me. Problem with Jubil, he'll accidentally do all the
wrong things and make him look guilty. He bought a
plane ticket, he's somehow in Rio jjion era. What do
you mean he's not guilty? He didn't do anything. I
just knew it was gonna be blamed on me, though.
His fingerprints are everywhere because he just felt weird enough
to go touch everybody's car. He's like, oh, I'm gonna
touch everyone else, skipping around touching Google's cars. Sound against you,

(34:23):
but he wasn't even there. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Nina is out today, So producer Brad has your trending. Yeah.
There's been another deep AI fake, this one involving Henry Cavill.
Oh how the actor? Yeah, he played uh Superman? Oh
that guy?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, that's right, he did play Superman.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, so he has a deep fake out about him.
They made a trailer of him playing Bond and.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
It is exploding really yeah, like it looks really good
or it looks amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Everyone's everyone's like, that's the next Bond, right, that's next Bond.
So this a I fake and I guess it's funny
because the director of Casino Royale, the James Bond movie,
put out.

Speaker 9 (35:06):
His statement and said, loved your audition. I think you
would make a great Bond and Cavs like, no, no, no,
I'm too old. I'm too old. So This has sparked
a whole new uh kind of run of who is
the next James Bond because Daniel Clark is no longer
Daniel Clark Craig. Daniel Craig is no longer gonna do it.

(35:26):
He said he was done. He's tired. It's it's over
for him. So there is a list of people going
around and so that guy great.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Audition though I know I didn't do anything. I'm gonna
I'm gonna put one together and just add him on
social media. Bunch, check this out. This is your next
bondg Jean Page, the guy from Bridgerton him. Yeah, so
that's the guy that they think might be. Idris Elba

(35:54):
is always considered, but he's also probably too old. Yeah.
Tom Hardy is being considered. Okay, Tom Hardy was in
I can't I forget.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Wasn't he Tom Holland? For a second?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Was he in Batman? Was he Bane?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yes, yeah he was Bane. So he's probably too big
to be Bond. That's what he sounds like, angry Whinny
of the Pool. Also, Transformers one trailer has dropped, so
there will be another Transformers movie that nobody knew about.

(36:34):
I was gonna say, wait, that's gonna be like Fast
and Furious soon? Yeah? Yeah, how many did?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
The Transforming Too isn't even in them, and like Megan
Fox isn't either.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
They were literally only in one of the eight movies
that have been out. I'm not sure why they are,
like the Iconic People, Okay, two of the eight, that's
still less than half. The most watched title ever on
HBO MAX is Quiet on the Set, which is the
dark side of Nickelodeon television and how much stuff like

(37:09):
went not great with the kid actors. Do they go
into where they get the slime from in that documentary?
I don't think that's the one. I think that's probably
something called Slime on Set. This is called Quiet on
Set and it's kind of built and put up, a
put together by Drake Bell, who was a victim of
these people, and so it's very fascinating it is, and

(37:31):
I have not seen it. I find it. I think
it's going to be too difficult for me to watch,
but also, you know, it's apparently the most watched thing
right now. Ever.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I want to watch it, but it's so sad, like
those are all kids like y like I've.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Seen them as adults too. And then because Drake Bell's
been in a lot of trouble in the last decade
or so, it happens with most child as far as
they end up at some point getting in a lot
of trouble because trauma.

Speaker 9 (37:56):
Yeah, and it's it's wild because it's almost you can
see see like direct lines from what he went through
as a kid to what his like stuff he did
as an adult and stuff. So it's wild, but it's
the most watched thing. And then in other more positive
nude news that you need to stop right there, Yep.
M Night Shyamalan is releasing a new thriller, So if

(38:17):
you're an M Night Shyamalan fan, there you go.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
He's still employed.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
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Speaker 1 (38:30):
Allegra is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Harold,
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Allegra, how long
has it been since you heard from him?

Speaker 8 (38:42):
Oh? Man, it has been about twelve days already.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
How many times have you tried to reach out to
him in the twelve days?

Speaker 8 (38:49):
A few, Like, I'm not going crazy, but I've spent
a few texts on a few different days and I
haven't heard a response since our first date ended.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Actually, okay, well let's go back to that. Want to
tell us about your date and how it ended.

Speaker 8 (39:02):
Yeah, I mean it looked like a typical date. You know.
We decided to meet up for drinks, and we were
having such a good time that we actually ended up
getting dinner, had some good Italian food, then we had
a large drinks, so it was a good date. Like
it was definite hours.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Oh that would make me feel like it was a
good date.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Yeah right, Okay, definitely liked me, like he was really
into it.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
So how do you know that?

Speaker 8 (39:26):
Well, I mean, first of all, you don't stay several
hours if you're not feeling someone. You know, and his
body language was into me. The conversation was blowing, like,
you know, he sent me a really nice text when
he got home at the end of the day. He
just hasn't been responded to since then, and that's why
I'm like, sumthing's up, Like it's just not adding up.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
So he texted you when he got home. What did
he say?

Speaker 8 (39:47):
He just said that he had a great time and
to have a good night, Like very typical. You know.

Speaker 10 (39:51):
Was there any talk about a second date while you
were on that date, like oh, that'd be fun for
us to try next time, or any kind of settle
hints like that.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
We said comments like that multiple times, like oh my gosh,
you haven't seen that movie.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
I'll totally go with you again, Like oh my gosh,
that happened, let's do that together.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
So we didn't specify like a second date, but we
definitely had the vibe of seeing each other again.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
And there's nothing that you can think of on the
date that happened that could have been awkward.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
I mean, nothing was awkward. We are very different he
you know, he's kind of like a buttoned up dude
that's taken life pretty seriously, and I'm kind of the opposite. Like,
don't get me wrong, I have my stuff together, but
you know, I'm care free. I like to have fun.
But I don't know, I don't really think that was
an issue. I feel like he was really into me,
and I made it clear that I am very into

(40:42):
him like, very what.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
Do you mean.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I made it clear.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
Like I'm basically attracted to him, but I let him
know like he's my ideal type of guy, Like it's
really hard to find a guy that you're attracted to
physically that also has their stuff together, like he is
making a life for himself. He shared that he kind
of grew up in a bad situation and now he's
made a life for himself and that's like checks all
my boxes. That's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, do you think maybe it was like too much
for him?

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (41:14):
You know, I don't know. I mean that's why I
need your help. Like to me, we balance each other perfectly,
but you know, maybe he's feeling a different way and
after he thought about things, he decided I'm not a
good fit. But I really think that I am, so
I need your help.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Did you tell him that he checks all your boxes?

Speaker 8 (41:32):
I didn't say that specifically, but I mean I did
let him know, like, man, this is impressive, Like I'm
really digging what he's doing in life. Sure, he also
kissed me goodbye, and it wasn't something that I was encouraging,
Like I mean, I wanted to kiss him, but I
wasn't going to force that on him. I mean he
pulled me in and did not let me go when
we were hugging, and the kiss was excellent. So again

(41:55):
the chemistry fully there.

Speaker 10 (41:58):
Was it an open mouth kiss or close the house kiss.
That's important to know it.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
Ten minute open mouth kiss?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh okay, so that was like makeout girl.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
I would have already showed up at his house after
all of this twelve days, I'll let your tongue in my.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Mouth, Mina.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
All right, well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
Then play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and get you another day if you still.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
Want on Okay, okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
All right, plus song, come back and get your first
day follow up next right in the middle of your
first day follow up if you're just joining us. Alegra
is on the phone, and it's been twelve days since
she heard from Harold, the guy she went on a
date with, and now we're about to call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Allegra,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
Yeah, so, like you said, this guy, Harold and I
hit it off. We had a great first date. It
ended with an amazing kiss, and I really think there's
potential for this to be something. However, Harold isn't responding
to text messages anymore.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
All right, well you ready for us to him and
see ifield tell us why he's ghosting you. All right,
here we go, Harold, Hey, Harold, how are you? My
name is Jubal. I'm calling from a radio show. It's

(43:20):
called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 10 (43:21):
How are you, hi, Harold? The whole show's here too.
My name's Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I'm pretty good. So did you hear where we're calling from?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Okay, this is so formal. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Are you at work?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (43:36):
I am, but I have a moment I may help you.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
We're calling from. So it's a radio show called The
Jebel Show, And we do a segment on our show
that if somebody gets ghosted from a date that they
went on, that person can always email them to get
them on the phone and ask why they're getting ghosted.
And so we got an email about you from someone
who listens to the show, and who is this? Her
name is Alegra.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Yes, okay, yes, I understand.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
All right, do you would you mind telling us why
you're not calling her back? She said, it's been twelve
days since you guys hung out, and she.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Really walk my office to a moment. To be truthful
with you. She was a wonderful girl. I had a
great time with her. Headed off, I was attracted to her.
I hope she was attracted to me. But in the
interim and in all said and done, honestly, she was

(44:31):
too hot. She was absolutely too gorgeous of a woman.
And I've learned coming up, I please hear me out.
I've learned as a man, coming up the way I have,
from poverty to being an environment that the good looking
girls are too high maintenance. It's almost like a dream

(44:51):
that's that's too good. You cannot you can't. There's no
way to sustain that type of relationship with a good
looking woman. You need what they call back in my days.
And I'll go, I'll marry the one. You don't marry
the ones.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That you like.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
You marry the ones that like you. It's safer, it's safer,
ultimately safer.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
You yeah, I don't know about that, sir.

Speaker 10 (45:13):
This sounds a little bit old fashion, but not even
that's not right.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
And honestly, I'm looking for someone who is to be truthful,
to be blunt. It's not as high matuss she Okay,
you know what. I asked you to give you more information,
and this is what bost of men won't tell you.
It is an insight into someone's insecurity. I will admit this,
but at the same time I can also address it

(45:40):
to the point saying, you know what, I can't sustain
that I like her. She's great. She's absolutely great. If
this even makes sense, she checked all the boxes on
my side. It was wonderful. But the glaring reality is
that she is absolutely gorgeous, possibly even too gorgeous for me.
I'll even go as far as.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
Say that, So this isn't really about the high maintenance
so much is that maybe it's a way to protect
yourself from her being stolen away by somebody else because
she's so hot, or having other people look at her.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
That is a great possibility and has been great possibility
that that concerns me. I'm not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Okay, Well, thanks for being honest. I appreciate it, surely,
thank you for your time. If you can hang on
one second. Alegra is actually on the phone and she's
been listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
I know.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
With you.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Hello, how are you? How have you been?

Speaker 8 (46:40):
I've been sad because I've sent you a few messages
and I would over here thinking that I was not
pretty enough for you. Come to find out I'm not
ugly enough.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
If you heard everything you it's no, it's no strike
against you. It's as I was man have to say.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
It could be in the.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Area of an insecurity. Upon my point, what I see
my other friends go through. I don't want what hurt
me the most it is for me to fall it
over to you, and you would you betray or treat
me and cheat on me because I don't do well
with pain. I don't. I build up a wall and

(47:27):
I try to operate behind it, and you you.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Threatened you thread it.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
I don't want to get emotions.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
I know you don't know that part of me, but
that's that's pretty much how I have a right, and
that's that's why I I I do. I would not
be able to to to to maintain myself adequately if
someone I liked so much and it's so beautiful hurt
me in that way.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, here's the though here. I was like, I'm hoping
that the beauty you see on how side is also
the beauty you'll see on my inside, because I'm not
that girl. I'm not the type of person who thinks
looks are so important that I'm going to go run
to the next good looking guy that gives me attention, which,
by the way, you are so hot, Like, yeah, I
don't understand, Like, b woman, it's not just your look,

(48:15):
it's the whole package, and you got it.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Thank thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. I do.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
You know, Harold, uh, you shouldn't stay closed off to
stuff just because you want to know, well you think
and I go would be better.

Speaker 10 (48:29):
It doesn't make it safer. I mean, I think it's
always scary when you like nobody.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
No, no, I agree. I agree. It's blueheard. You know
it's blueheard. Have you seen a lot of You've been
burked before, and you've seen a lot of betrayal from
your friends, and that what's happened to them, it's kind
of kind of shuts you down a little. Bit and
and you're right. I shouldn't be that way. I shouldn't
because she's great, She feel great, Legra, you're great.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Okay, Well then Harold, would you like to go out
with a Legra again on another date? We'll pay for it, yes, I.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Will say the celebra. I don't need their money, but.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
On the day with you, so.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
We don't have to pay for it. But you'll go
on another day.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
I definitely call them.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Man, you know, I have to keep that.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Image, ju am I going to go on a date
alleg It was really nice to hear from me.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Ride.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
Yeah. I think that if we go on another date,
your insecurities are going.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
To go away.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Like I'm here for this.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
Good I I think I need some money to be
here for that.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Oh yes you do, Harold.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, don't take something away from yourself because of things
that have happened outside of you, you know.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
But really you don't need to pay for the meal.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
Put it.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
I'll put it in writing. I'll put it in writing
as well.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Judi's first day follow up.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I don't like driving with people in the call with
me because what I might deem as a minor oopsie,
a little bump in the road.

Speaker 10 (50:09):
You're going to think it's a new experience, and you know,
I just don't need that type of stress in my life.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
It's the double show. I mean, she had a Caribbean
accent and we have seen the cars.

Speaker 9 (50:23):
I felt like I was gonna die a million times
when we were in the Caribbean last time.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, some people's minor oopsy is some people's big deal. Yeah.
Even in the world of relationships, some people's minor oopsy
could be cheating on your significant other. To the other person,
that might be a huge deal. And the World's Biggest
Cheater website, Ashley Madison dot com just ask their users.
These are people that are fine cheating on their spouses
and significant others, so fine with it that they sign
up for a website, right what And they asked them

(50:48):
what things would you never cheat on? I mean, concept
is just like, you know, we need a blog too,
Let's ask our some questions. So let's keep in all
these answers are coming from people that are actively searching
or cheating on their spouse or a significant other. But
these are the things that they say they would never
cheat on. Eighty nine percent said they would never cheat

(51:12):
on their therapist. How sweet, which is kind of shocking
when you think about it. The people that are on
Ashley Madison dot com, the cheater website, some of them
are actively in therapy. They're not doing a good job.
They should probably cheat on that therapist, right what things?
Would people who are on Ashley Madison dot com, the

(51:34):
world's biggest cheating website not cheat on their chosen political party? Wow? Wow,
they'll cheat on their spouse before they'll cheat on being
a Republican or a Democrat. Wow funny. I mean, I
guess you're in America. It makes sense. It's you know,
there's things you don't talk about, and I can mess
up a relationship, and maybe it has messed up their relationship.

(51:55):
But their preferred fitness club, eighty five percent of one
say they won't go to another fitness club, but they'll
go to someone else's house and do things you should
only do with your spouse, right, right, And most fitness
all have the same equipment anyway. It's such a very weird. Yeah,
that's an odd thing. Yeah wow. That's also kind of

(52:17):
like people too. If you're into like one type of people,
they all have the same equipment, right, so why each
white sheet? Yeah, they're the same equipment. I mean, yeah,
some maybe looks different, but it's all does it's pretty
much the same thing. Now flash the results only vary
because of you. Yeah, exactly. We're going over a study
that Ashley Madison dot com did. It's the biggest cheating

(52:39):
website out there, and they asked their users what things
won't you cheat on?

Speaker 6 (52:43):
Though?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
That's insane to me. You're cheat on your partner, but
I won't cheat.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
On your shoe brand. Eighty three people said they wouldn't
cheat on their shoe brand, like they're lower the Nike
but not Nancy.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Not.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
That, but for really, you won't change your shoe brand,
but you're fine cheating on somebody. It's crazy. I mean,
the hypocrisy here is quite funny.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
They really Yeah, but I also don't have one shoe
brand that I'm just like loyal to do you all?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Well, when you're that disloyal to your partner, you got
to find something faith in. Yeah, how can you be
that loyal to a shoe brand?

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
You can't figure out the relationship thing? Wow, that's nuts
to me, Ashley Madison dot com. That's their users. Remember,
Ashley Madison dot com is the biggest place for cheaters
on the Internet to go to and find other teaters
who they can cheat with. Wait, that's what it does. Yeah,
what was their tagline? I'm gonna look it up. You didn't, Victoria, No, Yeah,
Ashley Madison dot com is a website for cheaters. What

(53:44):
so you go to find other cheaters? Basically? Yeah, their
tagline is life is short, have an a fair what?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Right, and if you don't remember years ago, like I
don't know how long ago it was, but Ashley Madison
dot com got hacked and a bunch of names of
people that were on their league. Famous people too, Yeah,
like a lot of reality celebrities, remember the duggers. Yeah,
they got that whole thing got leaked and their credit
card information and stuff and all that to be on
this website. I guess, so, well, if they had their

(54:13):
credit card information. Yeah, it's not the dating site. It's
a regular dating site, but for cheaters. That's so.

Speaker 9 (54:18):
Yeah, Like people pay for like bumble and all that
other stuff too, Right, that's a free version.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
But I'm sure there's Yeah, but I think people sign
up for Ashley Madison dot com because they want to cheat,
but they also want to make sure it's kept quiet,
so they meet other cheaters so they can both be like, hey,
that's not tell anybody it is. It is a weird thing.
They wanted to keep quiet and then hand over all
of your credit card. Yeah. Actually. Madison dot com asked
their users what things would you cheat on though the

(54:47):
way you keep saying or cheat, I'll cheat on my
significant other, But eighty three percent said they would never
cheat on their phone carrier if they're with there with Verizon,
and that's it.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I wouldn't magnificant other first and foremost. But I also
would not cheat on my phone carrier.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, it's just hard to switch. Let's be honest. It
more of as to change. Over ninety percent of users
on Ashley Madison dot com, the world's biggest cheating website,
said that they would feel worse about cheating on a test.
What bro everyone's done it. Okay, that's not everybody. By
the way, if I ever meet anybody and they tell

(55:24):
me they've never cheated on a test, I'm like, you're
a cheater, right. Everybody that I know I said that
they're cheated on a test before. If you would feel
that bad about cheating on a test. You obviously are
in this ninety percent of people on Ashley Madison dot
com cheating on your significant other. Honestly, the logic is sound.

Speaker 9 (55:42):
The logic is sound because you're failing at the test
of life at this point, you're cheating on the life test.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Well, the number one answer and the number one thing
that people that are on Ashley Madison dot com who
cheat say they would not cheat on ninety percent said
they would not cheat and they would feel worse about
cheating on their favorite sports team. Seriously, that's all Jim Bros.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (56:08):
The whole site is probably Jim Bros. Every woman on
there is probably AI, probably only fans, those are the
only options, are only fans.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Colorado Broncos before hose. You know what I'm saying shows
that I'm not a don't even know. I love sports,
sport ball, but not It's time for Nina's what's trending?

(56:42):
Nina is out today, So producer Brad has your trending.
Yes I do, I've got it right here. The FAA
is investigating a near miss on runway on a runway
at Ron Reagan, Washington National airport, Like they almost missed
the runway. No, two planes almost collided, didn't. So this
South Airlines plane was cleared to cross runway four while

(57:03):
Jet Blue was taking off on runway four.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Whoa, so wait so they like barely miss each.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Other or what the Jet Blue plane shut it down?
Like they're just like they stop their take off. If
the pilots get out and start yelling at each other.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I was right there. Yeah, apparently the air driving controllers
like everybody stop. Nobody moved. Dang, that's nuts. That is crazy.
Some grim news from researchers. Two hunters who died in
twenty twenty two have been determined to have died from
a chronic wasting disease which has previously been found in deer.

(57:40):
It is called the zombie deer disease. What it make
it do? It is one fatal. It just decays their
body or they're alive. Yeah, so they got it from deer.
That's crazy. That is wild. Rapid onset confusion and aggression.
Oh my gosh, it's literal zombie stuff. Rapid onset confusion
and aggression. So shull we fear the meatheads in the

(58:03):
gym because all of them have confusion and aggression, and
they're constantly looking for new proteins. So they're probably down
a lot of venison that's deer meat. Or is the
start of the zombie apocalypse either one. I've been watching
a lot of Fear of the Walking Dead. I think
I can do pretty good. All right, Well I doubt it.

(58:26):
I just took one look at you and doubted it.
Taylor Swift's new album is out, but it's actually a
double album, Tortured Poet's Department, right, that's what it's called.
And they share the poets and where are they being tortured?
All of the poets are Taylor Swift? Oh yeah, everyone
is Taylor Swift a little bit. So she released the

(58:46):
album and then released another fifteen tracks. It's thirty one
tracks overall. And she kept teasing with like the number two,
the number two, the number two. A lot of people
thought she was going to release one of her other
Taylor's Versions albums, but she didn't. She released a whole
new set of music. Plus she's got more Taylor's Version
albums coming, so it's wild. It's called The Torture post Apartment.

(59:06):
The Anthology, the anthology there you Go was the first
rap album too, so it's cool. Yeah it is. Yeah,
post Malones on it. She start a Future from a
Biggie and also too podcas in there to them, she
sounds kind of like Cardi B. That's a lot more filthy. Yeah,
some way filthy. I was surprised that, whoa did you

(59:29):
also used to be a stripper and rob people? Geez? Yeah,
I was really surprised by that. Yeah, it's really caught
me off guard.

Speaker 9 (59:35):
Well, it was weird because I sat down and we
did a listening party with my daughter for the new album. Man,
I was completely surprised, but how disgusting filthy it was.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
By the by the way, we're joking if you're like
something that, I'm not going to get that, and they're
going to be like mad at their kid because that's
a dial album. We're saying, you're never listening to it.
It's it's normal Tailor's It's okay, don't let the title
throw you. It's just slower than you thought, but it's
it's a great album. Go check it out. Also, that's
what's trending.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Doubles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 15 (01:00:09):
Yeah, okay, so my diner secret is pretty much.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
I used to work for a dealership, and you.

Speaker 15 (01:00:15):
Know now everybody is struggling with those gas and stuff
like that gas.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
So anyways, I was always short of gas.

Speaker 15 (01:00:23):
And whenever we sell a car, we'll have our business
cards with the dealership to fill up the car. So
a lot of times the cars already had full techic gas.
I asked my girlfriend that takes your car to the
gas station, that will made her there and I used
that cars just to fill up the gas.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Oh wow, that's one way company carl friend's car.

Speaker 15 (01:00:44):
Yeah, well we'll take turns says, to use my car
sometimes to use her car. So pretty much the whole
week we always have sort of full cent of gas
and it helps us out so much.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
But that dealership doesn't exist in the work.

Speaker 10 (01:00:56):
Pretty much my bankrupt now because.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Got a product take care of.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Hello? Hi, Hi, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
I drive a.

Speaker 14 (01:01:19):
Mercedes E three cifty and I did pretty well for myself.
And but when when I get well on gas, i'm it's.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Kind of fun.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
I don't know if we have fun with.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Me and my friend.

Speaker 14 (01:01:33):
Its like on the office and tide of tell me
and we would make a bet if I could fill
up my gas think by asking people for money or
for gas. I have to do for gas, not money.
But before I get to a place in nine percent
of the time.

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
If I you know, I'm dressed.

Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
Definitely decent, and I'll.

Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
Point to my cardinal say I left my wallet at
the office and I don't want to make it back there.
I rem enough gas, would you mind helping me out?

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
And most I me just fell a little. Really, it's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
And then you know I've laughed my butt off all
the way.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Over your house. So we have the sea.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
We can do it were if we could do it
across country?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Okay, a cross.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
You can make it all the way across the country
by asking people to fill up your tank.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
I'm not hanging for gas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
You should take a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
It's very hard, you know, So that's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Well the rich get richer exactly. Thanks for telling us
your formal revaent. Have a going thank you you well bye.
What's your dirty little secret
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