April 23, 2024 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, just because I can do it all on
my own.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It doesn't mean I want to. I know I can.
Can I open my own door? Yeah, I sure can.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I don't want to open it.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
My hands burn when I touch door hicicles.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I love it, but when I hear noise, I want
to look over to someone and say, hey, did you
hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Should we check it out? Maybe you should check it out.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I don't want to beg me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
To go check it out. I can take out my
own trash, I can load my I don't want to
do it anymore. I understand that it's a jule show.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And you know, in the shark infested waters of the
dating pool, how do you know what app is the
best one? There's so many different dating apps out there.
There's ones for vegans who enjoy hitch hiking. Whoa, there's
one for hitchhikers who enjoy vegans. So there's one for
cat lovers who are looking to meet a vegan. Why
(00:51):
are there so many vegan dating sites and why are
they so exclusive? I don't know. It probably has something
to do with being angry and picky. Anyway, to have
revealed the top dating apps of twenty twenty four. What
are they and why? We'll go over them right now
to help you find love the best overall we'll tell
you in a second. But the best dating app for
marriage is match really match dot com?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, I think I heard my parents talk about that
like a while back.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
One of the oldest ones. It's been around since nineteen
ninety five. Victoria really is an older one?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is an older one. It is an older one. I
know some people that got married on mass serious. I
think one of them works here. Yeah, wow, is tech nerd?
My mind is blown. Nineteen nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
That's like four years after we started doing the Internet
as a public entity.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, that was before it was an app though. That
was like actually match dot com right, and you guys
ever used Match? I used to fill out profiles for
my friends because that was before I was like, I
don't believe in this stuff. I'll never do it. Meanwhile,
I look at my phone and I have that professional matchmaker.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But back then, Yeah, what app do you use them
all for dating?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Hinge?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Hinge?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, Victoria would I.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Probably would say the same, but they're all they're kind
of different now, Like I don't hear of match. Match
reminds me of honestly, Christian Bingle like, I feel like
I heard them the exact same time.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think they both came out around the same time.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
The harmony too, yeah, three.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, but no one uses those anymore. I feel
like now it's like Hinge, bumble and tender.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I think so too. But Hine is the best
because that's the one that connects you with people, that
knows people in your network really yeah. So it's it's
supposed to be like even if you don't know them.
Let's say, like your Facebook friends, there's somebody that's cousins
with somebody down on your list of friends from somewhere,
so it kind of all in your network. So it's
kind of it's kind of like your friend is looking
you up with somebody.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Victoria. How many guys on dating apps are you talking
to you right now?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right now? I think three? Three?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, you're actually talking to them? Are you ghosting them?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
One of them is kind of ghosting, but it's more
of like he doesn't really message me, I don't really
message him, but then every now and then, like he'll
message me and message it's kind of like random.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's like every once in a while you're like, Oh,
I need somebody to give me attention.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hey, sorry, we're living over. The best dating apps for
twenty twenty four. The best dating app for exclusivity is Riyah.
The app is known for having a list users and members,
but it's invitation only with an application process and a
fee for its members, which is also true.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But I'm going to tell you the problem with that,
because I've been on that one for a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wait what you have here on that? Nina?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, okay, I have that one. Wait really, But the
reason why it's difficult is because that doesn't doesn't matter
where you live. It's for the entire country. So you
could be sitting in Chicago and you're matching with somebody
in La. This might be a real story, but it's.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Like, what are you gonna do.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm not gonna jump on a plane to go see
you in La or yes you are, Like, what's what's
going on? Is that a real story? You said it
might be story? Is it? Was it a celebrity? No?
But there was one of the guys from SNL that
was on there, and I'm not allowed to say that.
I like, you signed something that says you don't disclose who's.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
On Bred serious Really you want was supposed to say, yeah, TikTok,
and Mike tells a p and if you screen shot it,
like they know that you screen shot it at profile
and you can get booted off like they try to
make it as private as possible.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I've always thought of Riyah as social climbers who like
social climbers. It's like you're just it's like a constant
game on there. Who could you find that's just one
or three rungs up from you? Because I remember a
friend of mine had it and they had it's a
lot of wannabes really and then like five celebrities and
they don't even go on dates with you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They're just on it because they paid them to be
on it.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, my gosh. Three of them are probably from SNL.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Ryan Reynolds is.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
On it, like I thought he was married, right, It's
a couple of profiles you can join up. They're just
getting paid.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
There's a guy that plays Shazam. I can't think of
his name right now, but that like movie I'm talking
about the really tall guy, brown hair, really really cute Jack.
It's a different guy, but he was on it too,
And I kept trying to imagine him every single time
and let anybody that would. You didn't like me back,
but I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're going over what experts they are the best dating
apps for twenty twenty four, so you can find love.
The best for first dates Bumble They say it stands
out for being the app where women message men first,
giving them control in that area when men typically have it.
So they say that's the best for first dates. I
have a lot of thoughts on this.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't like it either because sending a first message.
I understand the point of why Bumble existed, but also
why do we have to have the pressure of being like, hey,
so you ask something kind of witty, you try to
engage in their profile. The next thing you get is hey, cool.
So this is really working well because when the guy
actually you know how guys are exactly Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
We want control, We want to be able to we
don't want a bunch of random, unsolicited dms. We're gonna
have his rule where women can DM first, and then
it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's not great, right, Like, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I have to do all this work. The problem is
that we just always have to do the work, because
dudes aren't getting creative on these apps, post pictures and say.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Hey, okay, you only swipe the guys who are six
three and look like tens and have no brain.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Titled to what I want?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah, sure, but those two things that you want don't
go together.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I do want a brain, though, you're not going to
get it.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
In those guys. I'm sorry you don't know that I do.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean they've been working out.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Show me any evidence wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The best dating app in twenty twenty four for casual
dating is tender. I guess there's casual dating code for hookups.
Never been on that app? Are you on that app?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Victoria? No?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I was for like two seconds because I was very
curious as to like what kind of messages you would
get whatever, And it's just very like I think it's
very cringe some of the messages, but they're funny, and
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
More for hookup.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
My friends always open it when they're like when we're
traveling or on vacation because I don't care about it.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's like it's.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Around me right now, what can I get? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
People like people get addicted to it on vacations and
stuff like that. Yeah, it's there's a couple of dudes
I've known that I've traveled with that I'm excited to
go on vacation with them and hang out. But I
never see them because they're on their iPads the whole time,
just swiping and swiping and swiping and swiping and swiping,
and guess what, that's all they do.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They just swipe. They never Actually it's another Jebile phone
frame sday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Hello, Hey, this is Pete Eakins calling from landscaping.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Is this Stephen? Hey Steven? How you doing.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm just calling to check in with you about the job?
Oh yeah, all right, Yeah, everything's great. I was just
wondering what time are you planning on being home to
see the work that we've done?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Roughly around five? What? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Let me go down the street a little bit here?
Was what's that? What were you saying?
Speaker 9 (08:09):
Yeah, sounds like you've got a lot going on? What what?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What's everything?
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, yeah, everything's great. Just checking to see what time
you're going to be home. Wondering if we could get you,
if you wouldn't mind giving us a few extra hours
to get things, you know, you know, all cleaned up
for you.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
What's like, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
So?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't sirens? I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
I mean, it seems like it seems like there's like
fire trucks the police.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Over there going on.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But sorry, it's it's just a little hard to hear you.
I think it's the connection.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh, it's not the connection. It's the sirens in the pack.
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What's going on? I'm just calling to check in with you.
We're doing the landscaping on your house today and uh yeah,
uh we just need a little extra time just to
make sure. So yeah, just wondering if you could come
home just a couple of hours, give us a couple hours,
you just to make sure everything's cleaned up, because I
want you to see it, you know, just all cleaned up.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
What what?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
What needs to be cleaned up?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't understand what tools?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Just you just want to make sure we get our
tools all picked up.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
You know, sounds like World War three order?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What going on?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh my goodness? Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Hello, yeah, yeah, sorry about that. So, yes, I got
a question for you, No question for you about what?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Do you need all four walls a year round?
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Do I need all four walls in my house?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
How attached to you? Are you to the side ball?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
What are you? Titles?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Did you like?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Did you set the house on fire or something? I
don't understand what's going on. You're asking me if I
need four walls in my house?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Literally fire truck going?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Goodnesss oh great?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Whoa?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
No? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well boy boy?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Do you want me to leave work? Do I need
to leave work and come over right now?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You might want to. I'm sure there's gonna be questions.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Yeah, I have questions.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
What's up going on?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
I'm I'm leaving to work right now?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah you might you might want to do that, Yeah
I might. Yeah I am okay, Well, actually, don't do that,
because this is actually Dubal from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brink on you and your wife Karen sets
you up.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's a joy.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
God, I thought you.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
She said you had some people landscaping your house today
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 10 (10:49):
I'm like screaming, like a break.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, I think everything's okay. Hopefully your yard is fine.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending? Man Beef's are
beef in today?
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
First we heard about the Swifties versus Kim Kardashian, and
then it was Philadelphia versus Mark Zuckerberg, and now it's
the Swifties and the Beehive and refeuding over Post Malone,
specifically Hie. So, Beyonce released her new album and she
has a collaboration with post Malone called Levi's Jeans, And
so after that happened, Posty was like, I love you Beyonce.
(11:27):
Now post also has a song with Taylor on her
new album and it's called Fortnite. So since then he
wrote this whole thing about how it's only once in
a lifetime that someone like Taylor comes into this world.
He's floored by her heart and her mind and so
honored to have been on this journey with her. I
love you so much. And so now the Bayhive is like,
(11:47):
wait a second, you did, Beyonce, dirty, You just said
I love you. You didn't give her enough recognition. It's an Instagram.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Also, little emotional maturity just because somebody is talking about
something else or them does not mean it's passive aggressive.
Because he can say something nice about Taylor Swift doesn't
mean he's disrespecting Beyonce. It just means he's talking about
Taylor Swift. He'd probably say the same thing about Beyonce
because he's a celebrity and that world is very political
(12:19):
and he would not want to make either one of
them upset, so he can be on their songs again, right, and.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
They are also both awesome people. Yeah, I like to believe.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, in the race of business, one is winning, and
I think the fans of the one who's not are
getting a little upset.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
He pants old times.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's why she's not not winning. Though you can't say
that she is one hundred percent winning as well, if you're.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Just if you're putting two people in a ring in business,
there is one winner.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Taylor's just a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
But a.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Billionaire I think so.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Stuff.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
She shows that song about there's two billionaires in the elevator,
her and.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Jay Z that whole thing, so she's kind of a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Saying is there's no reason to pit two successful women
against each other, and then there's room for everybody to succeed.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And they are both winning malone. Malone right, he's pitting
two women against each other.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Fans, the fans are really they're really hitting a button
with me today because it's like, you guys don't have
ownership over these people. People get to win. Let's celebrate
the music. Why are we such hate?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
If Postmona wouldn't have started all this, we could just
be talking about the music.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm super on my time. I'm very emotional and really
feel like I want to cry right now because it's
actually infuriating. But I'll continue on to the next story.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Furious at post Moon.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But you know what, this story might make you mad too,
because it's just silly. People are actually out here now
washing their shredded cheese before they eat it. Oh wait,
that sounds good cheese. It's sweat cheese. But let's just
there's two ways to go about this. The reason why
they're washing their cheese is because we know that different
(14:15):
companies are using different methods to make the cheese not
stick to each other when they're in the bag. Like
Tilla Much uses potato starch, Sargento uses powdered cellulose, which
is a refined wood pulp looster and is using tapioca
and potato starch. But then it's the anti caking thing.
But then one other of the companies is using something
that is like a derivative of like gasoline. They're so interesting.
(14:37):
I like, I'm trying to read as fast as I can.
I read this already, but I don't remember the name
of it. I'll find it. But so the reason they're
doing is because they don't want that. They're like, this
is not what I want to eat. I want to
eat clean food. Cool. I get that same ziase. You
don't have to wash shredded cheese. It's cheaper to buy
a chunk of cheese. Then you don't have any of
(15:01):
the non caking agents. You just shred it.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Labor. I'm not trying to do manual labor to eat cheese.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I tread and cheese last week. Honestly, I didn't take
a nap. Yeah it was tough.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You should see me making mac and cheese on Thanksgiving.
I am so buff after that treading all those chunks.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'd rather run the gasoline.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And you know, let the companies know that, and that's
why they're still And scientists have now found a way
to turn mountain dew into wine.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
What.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, there is a food scientist that shared his story
on TikTok, of course, about how he took mountain dew
and he fermented it with like different sugars. Oh, I'm sorry.
It was honey and yeast, and he put it in
a mead kit, allowing it to ferment for several weeks,
and he ended up coming up with wine.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Wow. Yeah, I did like, but mountain flavor mountain dew
flavored wine.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't think i'd want that tone.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I mean it must be, but hey, it's thirteen point
nine percent alcohol content.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
He threw in his thermus and jumped in his big
truck and.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Was like, I got it. This is like the new
Moonshine or something.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I want to know when they're going to start introducing
Pruno and stores Pruno's prison wine. What's that they make it?
They ferment it kind of the same way you describe.
But what are they like us as the base? Oh,
mountain dew, prunes, rooms, brunes.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I can see that. I mean, wine is grapes, so
why not have rune wine.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I can't picture of prunas you want to see right now.
My mind's not working. I just oh my god, I can't.
I apologize, We're going, we're going to leave. I got
you girl, brought to you by Oh that's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
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Callen is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's not getting a call back from
a date he went on with a girl named Jen
that he really likes. So we're going to see if
we can find out why she's ghosting in a second,
but first let's hear about the date. Callen, what's up?
How long has it been since you heard from Jen?
Speaker 9 (16:57):
It's been a couple of weeks, almost a month now.
But yeah, so I texted her and just don't respond back,
and I just I don't know. I thought we kind
of hit it off.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So why don't we go backwards?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Why don't you tell us about, you know, how you
guys met and what happened.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Well, we we kind of met on Christian mingle and uh,
you know, we chatted back and forth and whatnot, and
and I find out what church she went to, and
I showed up. I showed up to surprise.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Her, and and I thought she thought It was cute,
and we went to coffee afterwards, and you know, we
talked and and.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Just kind of I think we kind of hit it off.
And so we planned another, you know, date, because she
had our shirt. There was like a dance sort of
event type of thing going on for couples, and I
made reservations at this sushi placed I was next door
to the church, and so we did that, and yeah,
(18:07):
I thought it was a nice, cool little thing that
we did.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, that's cool. It does seem nice. So were you
So you guys were really getting along. Was there any
like touchiness or any sparks flying?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
I just really I really dig her, Like she's so
dedicated to her church, in her community and her kindness.
She is beautiful. I don't know, she just like nobody
like I've ever dated before. You know, it's she makes
me want to be better.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Why do you think she's ghosting?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Well, I guess I get a little jealous. And so
we were at the dance and it was one of
her friends, male friends, that asked her to dance with
with her, and I agreed, but I just I don't know,
I think I was thin. It was too butt hurt
(19:01):
about it and if she saw that, and I don't know,
I don't know why I do that. I mean we
will on to day, so it's like, I don't know
it just yes, just keep inside because I care about her.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I mean, nel So you're on a date with her,
so you kind of would hope that your date would
dance with you. But but you know friends danced together too.
Were you like outwardly angry or was it just.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I was I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
I guess I was.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I guess I was poudy, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I was just Okay, So you didn't try to like
fight the guy or all right, well man, we'll see
if we can figure it out. Then we'll play a
song come Back, and then call her and see if
she tell us why she's ghosting you and hopefully get
you another date.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Okay, awesome, I appreciate that, all right, man.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So we'll plays song come Back, get your first day
follow up next, So double show right in the middle
of our first day follow up if you're just joining us.
A Kellen is on the phone and he's getting ghosted
by a woman named Jim that he was we likes,
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Kellen, why
don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Well, we met on Christian Mingle.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I went to our church.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
We hit it off, and we went to a dance
social there at her church, and she was dancing with
another guy, and that was little jealous, you know. And
then and then so I thought I'd text her again.
I'm like, see, we can't get a third date, you know,
And just no response. Two days later, no response. I
(20:34):
tried again again, no response. I'm like, maybe I was
too jealous. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You weren't angry jealous, right, you're a poudy jealous?
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Yeah, just I was just yeah, you know, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Crying self awareness.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's cool, all right, man, for you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 9 (20:55):
I am, let's let's see this all right.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Here we go Hello, him asking to Jim please, Yes,
this is she, Hey, Jen, how are you? My name
is Jeubel and I'm calling from a radio show. It's
called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Hi, sen the whole shows here. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 12 (21:22):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Great?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
We do a segment on the show, it's called the
first date follow up. That's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to get you
on the phone and find out why you're ghosting him. So,
is there anybody that you can think of that would
want us to call you because you're not calling him back?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I mean probably, I guess yes, it's Kellen.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, he wants to know why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Like listen, he was a great guy, and he was
you know, it was a nice like couple of dates
like a coffee and a date or whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
But like I found out that he was.
Speaker 12 (21:59):
On Tinder, and like, I just don't really think.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Like our values and stuff like matchup after like hearing
about that, So I just don't think.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
We're going to work.
Speaker 12 (22:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Did he tell you that he was on Tinder? Are
you on tender?
Speaker 13 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
No, no, no no no, I'm not on Tinder.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Like I'm like, you know, everybody lived your life. I'm
just I'm not about that like clip up culture type thing,
you know, Like I very specifically like this is my
first online stuff going.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Through Christian Mingle.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
You know, it's just different.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I'm looking for something different, and like, you know, again,
the dates, they were great, and I was showing my
coworker a picture of him and like telling her all
about like how wonderful it was, and immediately she was like, oh,
I've seen him on Tinder. Then we like you know,
got onto like one of the Tinder apps like with people.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
And like they found him and it was.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Like, Uh, that's that's him. Cool.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
So I guess, like you know, he just what is it,
like a wolf and sheep's clothing clothing type of thing.
Speaker 12 (22:51):
Like, I just he's different than I guess how he presented.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, you met on Christian Mingle, so yeah, Tender and
Christian Mingle I think are very different places.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
So I just mean, just to be clear, Jen, is
it because he was on a dating app? Or is
it because it was specifically tender?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Specifically tender, like you know, like you know, I'm I'm
a big, big part of like my church and like
that's how I was raised.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's just it's different than.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I know, like how a lot of people live.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And again, like that's totally fine, like live your life,
but like it just doesn't match up.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
With like the life I'm leading so like, Okay, yeah,
you know, like I just I'm sure there are a
lot of things that are very different.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
And like expectations, I'm sure are very different between us.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Okay, well, thank you for being honest with us. I
don't know if Kellen's a freak like you think he is,
but we can find out.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Freak, Callen, are you a freak?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
No, I'm not that kind of guy anymore.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
I should have believed the app, the profile and everything,
because the girls on there, they're not for me anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Jen, if you couldn't tell, Kellen's on the phone and
he's been listening and wants to talk.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
To you, and he's not a freak anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, listen, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
But yes, I should have deleted the Tender. I don't
know why I still have it up. I have many
apps on my phone, you know, and like those girls
are I left that to Christian Mingle because I want
somebody with the values and Christian.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
I will try to prove myself over and over and
over if.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I have to.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You're not really on tender. You just didn't close your account.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
Correct, Yeah, like I left the tender a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Just saidn't I per.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Have to delete the app and the profile and everything
like that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I don't know, why are you even Christian?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Like, you know, I've heard about.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
People like some guys like get onto.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
This Christian mingle app to like find the innocent girls
and they're trying to corrupt them and whatever, and like
it's the competition, and I, yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
Am a Christian. I just you know, I'm tired of
those girls on Tinder.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
They're like you're tired of because you probably went out
with a lot of them, right, I don't know, Like again,
we had a good time.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I just don't think our values match up.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
You know, I get it, I understand, but I'm not
I'm still going to try. I'm still going to prove
myself to you. I truly believe that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I like you, Harry, And to prove it, I deleted.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
The app today, That's what I did.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And then how are you going to prove to her
that you're there for the Christian King and not the mingling.
I'm Christian mingle, not just the mingling.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
I mean right, I will go to her church every Sunday.
I will prove myself. I swear you're the one.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Whoa the one that's kind of a lot. Jan, what
do you think would you like to go out with
Kellen on another date? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 12 (25:59):
I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I just again, I don't know if we're both sharing
the same Christian values.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
And sorry, maybe it's not a no. You know, I
get it, I get while you're you know, I'm just
I'm just bumped. I again.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I uh, but I will be there for you when
when you're ready to go.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
On a on a second or another date. I really
enjoyed your church. Uh it's one of the better ones
in town. Would be awkward if I still went there.
I don't want to make it awkward for you, but
I do like a church and the people there.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
So the doors are open for everyone.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
So okay, it's weirdest like talking about who gets the
Lord and the break up. Sorry Coln, but it sounds
like you're not giving up hope and Jim, you know
you said maybe. So maybe you guys are running to
each other at church and you know, see how it goes.
But just pursue respectfully. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm just gonna say that.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, and I'll be praying for you.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
Well, I will be praying for you too, and I
hope you have a blessed day.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All right, they're off the phone. She like patted him
on the head big time as he was leaving. Now
you just have a blessed stay there. I'll be praying
for you too.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's like the nicest like f you ever.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Juble's first Day follow.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Up, It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Ooh,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia to see who gets to
honor the honor of starring in next year's production of
Trivia on Ice at the local Scratch Ankle, Alabama Playhouse.
Oh amazing, call us right now eight eight eight three
(27:50):
four three six one eight eight eight three four three
one six one. If you want to play Victoria. You
can also dm us at the Jewel Show if you
want to play Victoria, or you can go to the
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Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, so many options, so.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
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eight eight eight three four three one six one. If
somebody was on the line and they dropped off, oh well,
(28:23):
now we have to kill time until we get a
call it.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
There's a secret track on that album.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
There is, Yeah, have you listened to it?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
No, I've just been told.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh, your daughter told you.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
I don't have the vinyl. No, there's a secret track
on the vinyl. Specifically, you have to find a way
to play it. I want to know to find some
way to play your vinyl. You have a record player.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
I don't have a record player.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Wait, seriously, I think Jubil does, don't you Juble?
Speaker 9 (28:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Really, No, isn't that have a record play in this room?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Never? I don't think.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I go to this one place sometimes that sells old
salvage things and they have record players sometimes, but none
of them work. So if you have a record player,
then maybe you can bring one. All right, now, the
phone lines are packed, and let me today's contestant for
you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Tanya? What's up?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Tanya?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (29:16):
How much are good?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm great.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
I am okay.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of
the studio and Tanya, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright twin All right, here we go, Tanya,
your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
What color was originally associated with Saint Patrick's daydream? In
a lifetime? How long does the average person spend sitting
at red lights?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
In a lifetime?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Jeez, fifty hours?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
What is the loudest natural sound? What is the exclusive
reason adult cats me out.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Because they love you?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What European country has the longest coastline?
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Oh, I'm gonna go with English.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right, you got that in on time we'll bring
Victoria back into the studio, and while she's getting settled, Tanya,
what's something you would like the world to know about
you today?
Speaker 9 (30:23):
You know, I don't know. I just I'm a mom
and a wife and a dog mom.
Speaker 11 (30:29):
And I'm just a regular person doing regular stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Sounds pretty bazy to me. You know, Tanya, You're not
just a regular person. You're Tanya, that's right. Everybody's special
in their own way. Yes, yes, what's the talent that
you have that nobody would know?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
Talent?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh gosh, well everyone knows my talent.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
I sing.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh we didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, So you're like, I'm a mom, I do this?
You sing? That's cool. Would you like to sing to
Victoria to tell her when to go?
Speaker 9 (31:04):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay? One second Victoria, thirty seconds? Okay, to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Tanya outright to win?
All right, Tanya, whenever you wanted to go?
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
What color was originally associated with Saint Patrick's day? Greed? Wait? Originally?
What greed in a lifetime? How long does the average
person spend sitting at red lights? One hundred minutes? What
is the loudest natural sound? Okay? What is the exclusive
reason adult cats meow they're hungry? What European country has
(31:49):
the longest coastline?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
What? What?
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Uh? You got that in? Not on time? But it's
character and Tanya great diversion tactic by singing there he
started off. If Victoria had no idea what was going on?
It was really good though. All right, let's go to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Victoria got zero correct and Tanya got zero correct, but
I'm gonna give her a half point on.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Further inspection as well. You lost either way, but she
deserves a half point.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Congratulations, Well you did it. You beat Victoria a score
of one half to zero, so that was hard. You
get to star in next year's production of Trivia and
I s at the local Scratch Ankle, Alabama Playhouse. Just
find that and then go there and tell them that
you want to make that production, and then you know
you can start it. Also, Phantom Clear vinyl of Taylor
(32:45):
Swift's new album, The Tortured Poets Department.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Phantom Claire vinyl from Tortured Posts weren't available only at Target,
so now I kind of wanted to do that. Let's
get the answers with Nita.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Blue was the original color associated with Saint Patrick's Day
and it was for hundreds of years. In a lifetime,
an average person is going to spend two weeks sitting
at red lights. Volcanic eruptions is the loudest natural sound,
and then adult cats me how to communicate with humans.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Exclusively, no other reason. Yeah, they don't. They don't mean
out to each other or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
That's really cute. And then Norway has the longest coastline
in Europe.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Mind. Wow, so they're actually trying to talk to us. Yeah,
they only met for humans.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It was really cute.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's their imitation of humans. So there's so they're saying,
it is their imitation of humans. That's what they think.
We sound like, Yeah, that's what they can do.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Victoria's cats.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
And cats always want to kill us, So that's what
they're saying when they're me owing, I want to kill you.
They're not if I was bigger. The scientists, well scientists
say that house cats because they're cats. If they were bigger,
they would kill you. I believe that lions wouldn't kill me.
(34:09):
Your cat, Yeah, absolutely would kill you. It would just
take a while to get across the room. So Chunky,
she's hungry. Oh, she's hungry. She's always looking for her
next meal. Congratulations, thank you for playing. Yeah, we play
you versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday
morning it's time to catch a cheater. Only on the
(34:33):
Tuble Show. Kim is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater. She's been with her husband Rob for
four years, but now she thinks something might be going on.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call and see
if we can catch him if he is cheating, but
hopefully he's not. Kim, what's going on? Why do you
think Bob might be cheating on you?
Speaker 14 (34:49):
Basically, when we met, we met at a time when
we were just kind of done with the whole dating scene.
Bob had actually been married before before we met.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
They separated amicably. They all still keep in touch.
Speaker 14 (35:07):
You know. They had met at Berkeley and they both
were kind of like weird hippie types, so they clicked.
Rob in his own words, is kind of like grown
up since then, and he's happy where he's at. We
don't really fight much at all, and he's never really
been the wandering eye type of guy. He still is
very loving and doting, and after forty years, like he
(35:30):
still treats me to lmantic nights out and gives me
gifts and buys me flowers.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That kind of.
Speaker 14 (35:37):
Feels a little silly that I'm even calling. But basically,
Rob's ex wife Emily. Like I said, they still talk
a little bit. We've met a few times. She's been
our wedding. She's wonderful kids. They have a son, but
he's grown and older, and nothing like trying.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Them really together much, you know.
Speaker 14 (36:02):
And also with having a son, I understand there's going
to be co parenting, there's going to be conversations together
and stuff. So that's not a problem with me. They
are on good terms and I appreciate that. I've never
felt threatened by his relationship with her until lately. So
basically the last three weeks, it seems like they've been talking.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
A lot more than usual.
Speaker 14 (36:26):
Again, not like a big deal, but he's been secretive
about it, like when she calls, he kind of leaves
the room or text he'll like get up and walk away.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
I've tried really hard not to pry.
Speaker 14 (36:41):
He's a drama free kind of guy, so he's very
open and usually shares everything with.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Me, So.
Speaker 14 (36:48):
I thought it was weird that he was kind of
sneaking away. Then if there's anything wrong, if there was
anything I could do to help him, you know, because
he seemed a little closed off, and he just basically responded.
Speaker 10 (36:59):
Like, don't worry.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
I'm handling things and left it at that, So I
don't know. I just want to know if there's something
I need to worry about, if he's rekindling something with
his ex, or maybe there's something more.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
I just don't know that.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I mean, that's super vague. He says, I'm handling it,
and it makes it sound like there's a problem.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
It's not like it was an emergency situation. It just
seems like I don't know. They're having a conversation. He
doesn't want me to see it or hear it, and that.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, that's very strange, especially if it's been it's been
four years and everything's been cool and now you're having
concerns that means something's changed.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
You'd be surprising you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, like your birthday son.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (37:39):
The other thing is, like you know, I said, she
and I are We're not close by any means we
know each other.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
But it would be weird that he would plan something.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
That would be a good point.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
That'd be a strange person to plan your birthday. All right, Well, well, yeah,
play us, I'll come back. You already told us a
grocery store. He's a rewards card member, at. So we'll
call and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one random rewards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our florial department,
and we'll see if he sends them to you or
to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Okay, do good, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Plays, I'll come back get your to Catch acheeter next.
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Kim is on the phone and she's been married to
her husband, Bob for four years, but now she thinks
he might be cheating. So in a second, we're going
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at, and say
that every single month, we choose one rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, totally free,
(38:34):
and see if he believes us, and if he does,
see who sends them to if he sends them to
his wife or to someone else. So, Kim, before we
do that, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Yeah, my husband husband Bob, and I have been married
for four years.
Speaker 14 (38:48):
He was previously married to his ex wife Emily stay
stay in communication, but not much, and lately he's been
sneaking off to speak with her and it's making me questioning.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay, all right, you ready first to call him?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from So I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Bob.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Yeah, that's me, Bob.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congrats. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Oh what surprise or is there?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for shopping with us and
being a loyal customer. You've just won thirty six long
stem red roses, a box of chocolates, and a card
to be delivered to anybody that you want within the
fifty United States.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Oh cool, awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I can take the information down over the phone.
Speaker 10 (39:54):
I know go one can send it, so I can
tell you over the phone.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
So first I'll need the first last name of the
person who likes in them too, Kim.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Okay, same as mine. We're married.
Speaker 9 (40:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Your this is your wife.
Speaker 10 (40:08):
In my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Anything you want to put on a card.
Speaker 10 (40:12):
Uh, sure, I'll say I love you too, and we.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Should talk soon.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well, I guess you can talk to her right now,
because Bob, this is actually the Jubil Show. It's the
radio show.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
My name is Jeuble Hi, I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
mind me messing around, you can try to see what
they send flowers to. And your wife, Kim is actually
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Taibo, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 9 (40:45):
Why?
Speaker 10 (40:47):
I'm a little bit college guard?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Why did you set this up? Well? I am. I
wasn't really sure what else to do. I kind of
feel like there's.
Speaker 14 (40:58):
Something going on with Emily that you're not telling me.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
You're right, yeah, are you?
Speaker 9 (41:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
I mean yeah. So I don't really want to be
doing this.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Over the sun. But Emily, as I've told you, is
still working in economic development. She's developing programs around the US.
She's obviously had a more lucrative career than me, so
the hippie stuff that we used to do did not
(41:35):
help me in the same way as you have joked.
She's an economic specialist, as I've told you, But she
recently started a new job at the Peace Corps and
she's being sent abroad to a particularly dangerous place, but
(41:55):
there is a good chance that she won't come back. Yeah,
So we've been communicating more than we normally do since
the news of her relocation.
Speaker 13 (42:11):
Wow, I mean I believe that because I know you
did mention.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
That she was working for the Peace Corps.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
But I still don't understand why the sneaking around.
Speaker 10 (42:24):
So it's pretty sensitive information, Like she didn't ever want
to say what she's doing over there, and so she
wanted to meet me in person, and I suspected that
she wanted to tell me something other than just details
about the job. I suspected maybe she felt something for me,
(42:51):
and I was right. She said that she still loves
me very much, and I was clear about the fact
that I love my wife, you Kim. Last week we
talked for some time and she told me this. She
wanted to tell me in person before she left because
(43:14):
there's a solid chance that she never would see me again.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
She told you that she still loves you, Like great,
she's just.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Going to be working over there and not coming back.
Like what are you saying? Yeah, because this is kind
of intense, Like it's I don't know, this is the
conversation has changed.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
It is really intense. I mean the nature of her
work over there and just the location. It's like incredibly dangerous.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
So there is a so.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
So of course you say that you love somebody if
you think that this is going to be the end, right,
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
But okay, I understand that I do.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
But she expressed feelings for me and we did have sex.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh wow, whoa that?
Speaker 10 (43:59):
Okay to the term, I am really ashamed of it,
and it was a mutual choice to do it.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
I regret it.
Speaker 10 (44:10):
I think in the moment it felt like I might
never see this person again.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Is that what you said you need to talk about
in the card?
Speaker 10 (44:19):
Yeah? Yeah, I've been planning to tell you today or
the next time we got a chance. I know we've
been in and out the last few days. I haven't
really called each other at a good time.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
But I know I don't know a lot about the
Peace Corps. But is it normal for them to be
in places that are so dangerous that they're risking their
lives to this extreme? I thought sometimes or is this
her using this as a way to get to you
by saying that I'm not going to see you because
that's also really disturbing.
Speaker 14 (44:47):
I kind of don't know what to say right now.
Obviously we need to talk in person.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
Yeah, I just see. I'm sorry that we went about
it this way, but yeah, I'm gonna probably come home
right now and we'll talk about this.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
You're apologizing to him. I told you that he slept
with his ex wife.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Mostly to you guys in.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
The listener right now that Oh, don't apologize us, go
handle your business. I mean, totally, totally, totally. I'm glad
you found out, even though it sounds like Bob was
going to tell you anyway, but you never know.
Speaker 10 (45:30):
Yeah, I'm sorry for a lot of reasons and a
lot of things, but I'm also sorry for you finding
out this way.
Speaker 9 (45:37):
But I'll be it.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I'll be at home, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Right, Well, kim uh, let us know if we can
help in any way.
Speaker 13 (45:45):
Yeah, thank you guys, thanks for having me on the show.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I'm sorry for all of the things.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Good luck, Thank you the Jubile shows.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
To catch a cheater, it's time for Nina's What's.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
So Tom Brady's about to get roasted and it's gonna
look and it's gonna air live on Netflix on May fifth,
So it's gonna be hosted by Kevin Hart and then
Jeff Ross, the guy that's always all of the roast,
is gonna be there for sure too. It's called the
Greatest roast of all time. Tom Brady Jubile as a comedian.
Who would be the perfect roast person for you? Like,
(46:21):
who would you roast celebrity? Only?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I don't know anybody.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I did.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I did roast Seahawks a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh you did. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Richard Sherman when he's on the team. I roasted Richard Sherman.
I had some good jokes too, a few of them
that I think he actually wanted to kill me. I
was about to say a couple of times, like and
I was like, man, I should run out of here,
but he runs way faster. Yeah, I don't know. I
mean anybody. Really. It's fun to do roast. I've done
a few roasts.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
It's really fun. But like even to be like the
subject of it, could you handle it?
Speaker 8 (46:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I was the subject of one I did. They had
a roast for me one time at a comedy club.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
That was actually in the audience for that.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh you were bred. It's fun because you get to
go back up and you know, roast everybody else.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Okay, good.
Speaker 6 (47:04):
It was pretty wild to see you will get roasted
because people were throwing zingers, right, and he's just sitting
there on I think you were on throne or something.
And then he got up and destroyed every single person on.
Speaker 7 (47:18):
The Dais side. It was the wildest thing to see.
I was like, I don't know if any of them
could be friends with him.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
My friend Kelsey I had a joke about her arms
being long, and I felt really bad after because I
think ye had but it was a good joke.
Speaker 12 (47:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I could never do it. I'm too sensitive. Scientists are
considering sending endangered species to the moon. Why so fascinating.
So they've come up with this plan to preserve Earth's
endangered species, Like they want to take their like different
plants and different cells and stick them up there so
they can hang out in a buyo repository. And the
reason why is because it's so cold up there, so
(47:56):
they can just like keep them in a fridge and
chill in case we need them in a hundred years.
If like everything in the you know, barrier reef is dead,
they can replant them and do it again. But what
did they just what?
Speaker 8 (48:07):
They die up there and they're not even at I
don't think that they got that far.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
But I think they're saying, yeah, that they won't because
they'd be preserved and frozen.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
That's what they're going to do with me when I die.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
What doubt?
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Put you on the moon, preserve you?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Oooh no, I A.
Speaker 7 (48:22):
And they said sure, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
And that's how he lives forever. Applebee's is kicking off
an NFL partnership which will get you forty dollars. Nope,
twenty three boneless wings. Oh yeah, So because of their partnership,
if you order forty dollars worth of stuff off of
an app or you know, you go and pick it up,
you'll get that twenty dollars, or you'll get twenty boneless wings.
I'm mixing up numbers so much right.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Now, I need to know what this dealing is. Twenty
bonus wings is like three thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
That's really great.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I always think of you when I find the free wings,
and I want to explain you because you're a waste person.
So what you have to do is between April twenty
fifth and the twenty seventh, you get the special offer
and you use the code NFL Draft twenty four when
you make your pickup or delivery orders through the website
or on a mobile app.
Speaker 7 (49:09):
I know where I'm going to be this week.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
NFL Draft twenty four. Get your free wings boneless write
that down from moom, I said, Applebee's right, sorry, cool,
I just that part just went over my head. I
want to roast you. I think that would be.
Speaker 7 (49:23):
So fun NFL Draft twenty four.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, okay, that'd is like checked out now wings, it's
all wings winging.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Okay, so that's it.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Somebody answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
What wingle wing? I don't Knowh's so funny that just
happen that the phone is winging.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
We should pick it up. Wing wing wingling wing? Hello,
grab it? Yeah we're tired.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah, Jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Hello, Hi, how are you? Hey?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (50:02):
I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (50:06):
I am in love with the smell of tennis balls.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
Oh I just love smelling them.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
You know you can see that like when you pop
the top of one of those fresh three ball cans
that does have a smell? Is that all right? Yes?
Speaker 11 (50:26):
It just reminds me of when I was a kid
in good times in school, gym class?
Speaker 7 (50:31):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Has it become a problem though?
Speaker 11 (50:36):
I mean, okay, so maybe it wasn't so much when
I was a kid because they were around all the time,
But now probably I'd say it's kind of compulsive. If
I see some fresh tennis balls, almost dies.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
For them, like everyone moves.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Like, do you have to get a fixed and stop
over at like a Big five or something and buy
them an academy?
Speaker 9 (50:59):
Kind of?
Speaker 4 (50:59):
Yeah? Kind of.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
How would it be a dream job of yours to
be the ballperson that I like? The US Open whatever
it is you get to run there?
Speaker 11 (51:07):
Hey I never thought about that in your dream online?
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, Hey,
what's up?
Speaker 9 (51:17):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
How's it going good? So everybodys talking about the fact
you have a dirty little secret? So we want to
know it too, Yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
So I was getting uh pulled over. I was getting
pulled over the other day, and you know it was
just like speeding or whatever. And after like the cop.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
Was walking up to my car.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
I poured some water like all over.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
My crotch to make it look like I had peed.
So when he got there, I was like, you know, dude,
I had to peece so bad, and now look what happened.
And anyway, I got it, I got out of it.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Are you're going to make every cop have to do
the sniff test to see if they're lying?
Speaker 4 (51:57):
You know?
Speaker 10 (51:59):
But it's just what I anyway, that's like, what's one
for the books.
Speaker 7 (52:03):
It's like a new move in my repertoire. IM gonna
have to use that one again.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Okay, great, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Frenzying with the wet crotch and like, oh you just
got pulled over again. What's your dirty little secret,
You know, just because I can do it all on
my own.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It doesn't mean I want to. I know I can.
Can I open my own door? Yeah, I sure can.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I don't want to open it.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
My hands burn when I touch door hicicles.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I love it, but when I hear noise, I want
to look over to someone and say, hey, did you
hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Should we check it out? Maybe you should check it out.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I don't want to beg me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
To go check it out. I can take out my
own trash, I can load my I don't want to
do it anymore. I understand that it's a jule show.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And you know, in the shark infested waters of the
dating pool, how do you know what app is the
best one? There's so many different dating apps out there.
There's ones for vegans who enjoy hitch hiking. Whoa, there's
one for hitchhikers who enjoy vegans. So there's one for
cat lovers who are looking to meet a vegan. Why
(00:51):
are there so many vegan dating sites and why are
they so exclusive? I don't know. It probably has something
to do with being angry and picky. Anyway, to have
revealed the top dating apps of twenty twenty four. What
are they and why? We'll go over them right now
to help you find love the best overall we'll tell
you in a second. But the best dating app for
marriage is match really match dot com?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, I think I heard my parents talk about that
like a while back.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
One of the oldest ones. It's been around since nineteen
ninety five. Victoria really is an older one?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is an older one. It is an older one. I
know some people that got married on mass serious. I
think one of them works here. Yeah, wow, is tech nerd?
My mind is blown. Nineteen nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
That's like four years after we started doing the Internet
as a public entity.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, that was before it was an app though. That
was like actually match dot com right, and you guys
ever used Match? I used to fill out profiles for
my friends because that was before I was like, I
don't believe in this stuff. I'll never do it. Meanwhile,
I look at my phone and I have that professional matchmaker.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But back then, Yeah, what app do you use them
all for dating?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Hinge?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Hinge?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, Victoria would I.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Probably would say the same, but they're all they're kind
of different now, Like I don't hear of match. Match
reminds me of honestly, Christian Bingle like, I feel like
I heard them the exact same time.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think they both came out around the same time.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
The harmony too, yeah, three.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, but no one uses those anymore. I feel
like now it's like Hinge, bumble and tender.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I think so too. But Hine is the best
because that's the one that connects you with people, that
knows people in your network really yeah. So it's it's
supposed to be like even if you don't know them.
Let's say, like your Facebook friends, there's somebody that's cousins
with somebody down on your list of friends from somewhere,
so it kind of all in your network. So it's
kind of it's kind of like your friend is looking
you up with somebody.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Victoria. How many guys on dating apps are you talking
to you right now?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right now? I think three? Three?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, you're actually talking to them? Are you ghosting them?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
One of them is kind of ghosting, but it's more
of like he doesn't really message me, I don't really
message him, but then every now and then, like he'll
message me and message it's kind of like random.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's like every once in a while you're like, Oh,
I need somebody to give me attention.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hey, sorry, we're living over. The best dating apps for
twenty twenty four. The best dating app for exclusivity is Riyah.
The app is known for having a list users and members,
but it's invitation only with an application process and a
fee for its members, which is also true.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But I'm going to tell you the problem with that,
because I've been on that one for a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wait what you have here on that? Nina?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, okay, I have that one. Wait really, But the
reason why it's difficult is because that doesn't doesn't matter
where you live. It's for the entire country. So you
could be sitting in Chicago and you're matching with somebody
in La. This might be a real story, but it's.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Like, what are you gonna do.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm not gonna jump on a plane to go see
you in La or yes you are, Like, what's what's
going on? Is that a real story? You said it
might be story? Is it? Was it a celebrity? No?
But there was one of the guys from SNL that
was on there, and I'm not allowed to say that.
I like, you signed something that says you don't disclose who's.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
On Bred serious Really you want was supposed to say, yeah, TikTok,
and Mike tells a p and if you screen shot it,
like they know that you screen shot it at profile
and you can get booted off like they try to
make it as private as possible.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I've always thought of Riyah as social climbers who like
social climbers. It's like you're just it's like a constant
game on there. Who could you find that's just one
or three rungs up from you? Because I remember a
friend of mine had it and they had it's a
lot of wannabes really and then like five celebrities and
they don't even go on dates with you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They're just on it because they paid them to be
on it.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, my gosh. Three of them are probably from SNL.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Ryan Reynolds is.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
On it, like I thought he was married, right, It's
a couple of profiles you can join up. They're just
getting paid.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
There's a guy that plays Shazam. I can't think of
his name right now, but that like movie I'm talking
about the really tall guy, brown hair, really really cute Jack.
It's a different guy, but he was on it too,
And I kept trying to imagine him every single time
and let anybody that would. You didn't like me back,
but I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're going over what experts they are the best dating
apps for twenty twenty four, so you can find love.
The best for first dates Bumble They say it stands
out for being the app where women message men first,
giving them control in that area when men typically have it.
So they say that's the best for first dates. I
have a lot of thoughts on this.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't like it either because sending a first message.
I understand the point of why Bumble existed, but also
why do we have to have the pressure of being like, hey,
so you ask something kind of witty, you try to
engage in their profile. The next thing you get is hey, cool.
So this is really working well because when the guy
actually you know how guys are exactly Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
We want control, We want to be able to we
don't want a bunch of random, unsolicited dms. We're gonna
have his rule where women can DM first, and then
it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's not great, right, Like, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I have to do all this work. The problem is
that we just always have to do the work, because
dudes aren't getting creative on these apps, post pictures and say.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Hey, okay, you only swipe the guys who are six
three and look like tens and have no brain.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Titled to what I want?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah, sure, but those two things that you want don't
go together.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I do want a brain, though, you're not going to
get it.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
In those guys. I'm sorry you don't know that I do.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean they've been working out.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Show me any evidence wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The best dating app in twenty twenty four for casual
dating is tender. I guess there's casual dating code for hookups.
Never been on that app? Are you on that app?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Victoria? No?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I was for like two seconds because I was very
curious as to like what kind of messages you would
get whatever, And it's just very like I think it's
very cringe some of the messages, but they're funny, and
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
More for hookup.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
My friends always open it when they're like when we're
traveling or on vacation because I don't care about it.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's like it's.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Around me right now, what can I get? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
People like people get addicted to it on vacations and
stuff like that. Yeah, it's there's a couple of dudes
I've known that I've traveled with that I'm excited to
go on vacation with them and hang out. But I
never see them because they're on their iPads the whole time,
just swiping and swiping and swiping and swiping and swiping,
and guess what, that's all they do.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They just swipe. They never Actually it's another Jebile phone
frame sday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Hello, Hey, this is Pete Eakins calling from landscaping.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Is this Stephen? Hey Steven? How you doing.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm just calling to check in with you about the job?
Oh yeah, all right, Yeah, everything's great. I was just
wondering what time are you planning on being home to
see the work that we've done?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Roughly around five? What? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Let me go down the street a little bit here?
Was what's that? What were you saying?
Speaker 9 (08:09):
Yeah, sounds like you've got a lot going on? What what?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What's everything?
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, yeah, everything's great. Just checking to see what time
you're going to be home. Wondering if we could get you,
if you wouldn't mind giving us a few extra hours
to get things, you know, you know, all cleaned up
for you.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
What's like, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
So?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't sirens? I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
I mean, it seems like it seems like there's like
fire trucks the police.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Over there going on.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But sorry, it's it's just a little hard to hear you.
I think it's the connection.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh, it's not the connection. It's the sirens in the pack.
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What's going on? I'm just calling to check in with you.
We're doing the landscaping on your house today and uh yeah,
uh we just need a little extra time just to
make sure. So yeah, just wondering if you could come
home just a couple of hours, give us a couple hours,
you just to make sure everything's cleaned up, because I
want you to see it, you know, just all cleaned up.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
What what?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
What needs to be cleaned up?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't understand what tools?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Just you just want to make sure we get our
tools all picked up.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
You know, sounds like World War three order?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What going on?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh my goodness? Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Hello, yeah, yeah, sorry about that. So, yes, I got
a question for you, No question for you about what?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Do you need all four walls a year round?
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Do I need all four walls in my house?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
How attached to you? Are you to the side ball?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
What are you? Titles?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Did you like?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Did you set the house on fire or something? I
don't understand what's going on. You're asking me if I
need four walls in my house?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Literally fire truck going?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Goodnesss oh great?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Whoa?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
No? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well boy boy?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Do you want me to leave work? Do I need
to leave work and come over right now?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You might want to. I'm sure there's gonna be questions.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Yeah, I have questions.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
What's up going on?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
I'm I'm leaving to work right now?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah you might you might want to do that, Yeah
I might. Yeah I am okay, Well, actually, don't do that,
because this is actually Dubal from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brink on you and your wife Karen sets
you up.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's a joy.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
God, I thought you.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
She said you had some people landscaping your house today
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 10 (10:49):
I'm like screaming, like a break.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, I think everything's okay. Hopefully your yard is fine.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending? Man Beef's are
beef in today?
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
First we heard about the Swifties versus Kim Kardashian, and
then it was Philadelphia versus Mark Zuckerberg, and now it's
the Swifties and the Beehive and refeuding over Post Malone,
specifically Hie. So, Beyonce released her new album and she
has a collaboration with post Malone called Levi's Jeans, And
so after that happened, Posty was like, I love you Beyonce.
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Now post also has a song with Taylor on her
new album and it's called Fortnite. So since then he
wrote this whole thing about how it's only once in
a lifetime that someone like Taylor comes into this world.
He's floored by her heart and her mind and so
honored to have been on this journey with her. I
love you so much. And so now the Bayhive is like,
(11:47):
wait a second, you did, Beyonce, dirty, You just said
I love you. You didn't give her enough recognition. It's an Instagram.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Also, little emotional maturity just because somebody is talking about
something else or them does not mean it's passive aggressive.
Because he can say something nice about Taylor Swift doesn't
mean he's disrespecting Beyonce. It just means he's talking about
Taylor Swift. He'd probably say the same thing about Beyonce
because he's a celebrity and that world is very political
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and he would not want to make either one of
them upset, so he can be on their songs again, right, and.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
They are also both awesome people. Yeah, I like to believe.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, in the race of business, one is winning, and
I think the fans of the one who's not are
getting a little upset.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
He pants old times.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's why she's not not winning. Though you can't say
that she is one hundred percent winning as well, if you're.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Just if you're putting two people in a ring in business,
there is one winner.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Taylor's just a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
But a.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Billionaire I think so.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Stuff.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
She shows that song about there's two billionaires in the elevator,
her and.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Jay Z that whole thing, so she's kind of a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Saying is there's no reason to pit two successful women
against each other, and then there's room for everybody to succeed.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And they are both winning malone. Malone right, he's pitting
two women against each other.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Fans, the fans are really they're really hitting a button
with me today because it's like, you guys don't have
ownership over these people. People get to win. Let's celebrate
the music. Why are we such hate?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
If Postmona wouldn't have started all this, we could just
be talking about the music.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm super on my time. I'm very emotional and really
feel like I want to cry right now because it's
actually infuriating. But I'll continue on to the next story.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Furious at post Moon.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But you know what, this story might make you mad too,
because it's just silly. People are actually out here now
washing their shredded cheese before they eat it. Oh wait,
that sounds good cheese. It's sweat cheese. But let's just
there's two ways to go about this. The reason why
they're washing their cheese is because we know that different
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companies are using different methods to make the cheese not
stick to each other when they're in the bag. Like
Tilla Much uses potato starch, Sargento uses powdered cellulose, which
is a refined wood pulp looster and is using tapioca
and potato starch. But then it's the anti caking thing.
But then one other of the companies is using something
that is like a derivative of like gasoline. They're so interesting.
(14:37):
I like, I'm trying to read as fast as I can.
I read this already, but I don't remember the name
of it. I'll find it. But so the reason they're
doing is because they don't want that. They're like, this
is not what I want to eat. I want to
eat clean food. Cool. I get that same ziase. You
don't have to wash shredded cheese. It's cheaper to buy
a chunk of cheese. Then you don't have any of
(15:01):
the non caking agents. You just shred it.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Labor. I'm not trying to do manual labor to eat cheese.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
I tread and cheese last week. Honestly, I didn't take
a nap. Yeah it was tough.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You should see me making mac and cheese on Thanksgiving.
I am so buff after that treading all those chunks.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'd rather run the gasoline.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And you know, let the companies know that, and that's
why they're still And scientists have now found a way
to turn mountain dew into wine.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
What.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, there is a food scientist that shared his story
on TikTok, of course, about how he took mountain dew
and he fermented it with like different sugars. Oh, I'm sorry.
It was honey and yeast, and he put it in
a mead kit, allowing it to ferment for several weeks,
and he ended up coming up with wine.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Wow. Yeah, I did like, but mountain flavor mountain dew
flavored wine.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't think i'd want that tone.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I mean it must be, but hey, it's thirteen point
nine percent alcohol content.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
He threw in his thermus and jumped in his big
truck and.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Was like, I got it. This is like the new
Moonshine or something.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I want to know when they're going to start introducing
Pruno and stores Pruno's prison wine. What's that they make it?
They ferment it kind of the same way you describe.
But what are they like us as the base? Oh,
mountain dew, prunes, rooms, brunes.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I can see that. I mean, wine is grapes, so
why not have rune wine.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I can't picture of prunas you want to see right now.
My mind's not working. I just oh my god, I can't.
I apologize, We're going, we're going to leave. I got
you girl, brought to you by Oh that's what's trending.
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Speaker 1 (16:42):
Callen is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's not getting a call back from
a date he went on with a girl named Jen
that he really likes. So we're going to see if
we can find out why she's ghosting in a second,
but first let's hear about the date. Callen, what's up?
How long has it been since you heard from Jen?
Speaker 9 (16:57):
It's been a couple of weeks, almost a month now.
But yeah, so I texted her and just don't respond back,
and I just I don't know. I thought we kind
of hit it off.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
So why don't we go backwards?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Why don't you tell us about, you know, how you
guys met and what happened.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Well, we we kind of met on Christian mingle and uh,
you know, we chatted back and forth and whatnot, and
and I find out what church she went to, and
I showed up. I showed up to surprise.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Her, and and I thought she thought It was cute,
and we went to coffee afterwards, and you know, we
talked and and.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Just kind of I think we kind of hit it off.
And so we planned another, you know, date, because she
had our shirt. There was like a dance sort of
event type of thing going on for couples, and I
made reservations at this sushi placed I was next door
to the church, and so we did that, and yeah,
(18:07):
I thought it was a nice, cool little thing that
we did.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, that's cool. It does seem nice. So were you
So you guys were really getting along. Was there any
like touchiness or any sparks flying?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
I just really I really dig her, Like she's so
dedicated to her church, in her community and her kindness.
She is beautiful. I don't know, she just like nobody
like I've ever dated before. You know, it's she makes
me want to be better.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Why do you think she's ghosting?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Well, I guess I get a little jealous. And so
we were at the dance and it was one of
her friends, male friends, that asked her to dance with
with her, and I agreed, but I just I don't know,
I think I was thin. It was too butt hurt
(19:01):
about it and if she saw that, and I don't know,
I don't know why I do that. I mean we
will on to day, so it's like, I don't know
it just yes, just keep inside because I care about her.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I mean, nel So you're on a date with her,
so you kind of would hope that your date would
dance with you. But but you know friends danced together too.
Were you like outwardly angry or was it just.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I was I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
I guess I was.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I guess I was poudy, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I was just Okay, So you didn't try to like
fight the guy or all right, well man, we'll see
if we can figure it out. Then we'll play a
song come Back, and then call her and see if
she tell us why she's ghosting you and hopefully get
you another date.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Okay, awesome, I appreciate that, all right, man.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So we'll plays song come Back, get your first day
follow up next, So double show right in the middle
of our first day follow up if you're just joining us.
A Kellen is on the phone and he's getting ghosted
by a woman named Jim that he was we likes,
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Kellen, why
don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Well, we met on Christian Mingle.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I went to our church.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
We hit it off, and we went to a dance
social there at her church, and she was dancing with
another guy, and that was little jealous, you know. And
then and then so I thought I'd text her again.
I'm like, see, we can't get a third date, you know,
And just no response. Two days later, no response. I
(20:34):
tried again again, no response. I'm like, maybe I was
too jealous. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You weren't angry jealous, right, you're a poudy jealous?
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Yeah, just I was just yeah, you know, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Crying self awareness.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's cool, all right, man, for you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 9 (20:55):
I am, let's let's see this all right.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Here we go Hello, him asking to Jim please, Yes,
this is she, Hey, Jen, how are you? My name
is Jeubel and I'm calling from a radio show. It's
called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Hi, sen the whole shows here. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 12 (21:22):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Great?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
We do a segment on the show, it's called the
first date follow up. That's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to get you
on the phone and find out why you're ghosting him. So,
is there anybody that you can think of that would
want us to call you because you're not calling him back?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I mean probably, I guess yes, it's Kellen.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, he wants to know why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Like listen, he was a great guy, and he was
you know, it was a nice like couple of dates
like a coffee and a date or whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
But like I found out that he was.
Speaker 12 (21:59):
On Tinder, and like, I just don't really think.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Like our values and stuff like matchup after like hearing
about that, So I just don't think.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
We're going to work.
Speaker 12 (22:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Did he tell you that he was on Tinder? Are
you on tender?
Speaker 13 (22:12):
No?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
No, no, no no no, I'm not on Tinder.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Like I'm like, you know, everybody lived your life. I'm
just I'm not about that like clip up culture type thing,
you know, Like I very specifically like this is my
first online stuff going.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Through Christian Mingle.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
You know, it's just different.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I'm looking for something different, and like, you know, again,
the dates, they were great, and I was showing my
coworker a picture of him and like telling her all
about like how wonderful it was, and immediately she was like, oh,
I've seen him on Tinder. Then we like you know,
got onto like one of the Tinder apps like with people.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
And like they found him and it was.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Like, Uh, that's that's him. Cool.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
So I guess, like you know, he just what is it,
like a wolf and sheep's clothing clothing type of thing.
Speaker 12 (22:51):
Like, I just he's different than I guess how he presented.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, you met on Christian Mingle, so yeah, Tender and
Christian Mingle I think are very different places.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
So I just mean, just to be clear, Jen, is
it because he was on a dating app? Or is
it because it was specifically tender?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Specifically tender, like you know, like you know, I'm I'm
a big, big part of like my church and like
that's how I was raised.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's just it's different than.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I know, like how a lot of people live.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And again, like that's totally fine, like live your life,
but like it just doesn't match up.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
With like the life I'm leading so like, Okay, yeah,
you know, like I just I'm sure there are a
lot of things that are very different.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
And like expectations, I'm sure are very different between us.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Okay, well, thank you for being honest with us. I
don't know if Kellen's a freak like you think he is,
but we can find out.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Freak, Callen, are you a freak?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
No, I'm not that kind of guy anymore.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
I should have believed the app, the profile and everything,
because the girls on there, they're not for me anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Jen, if you couldn't tell, Kellen's on the phone and
he's been listening and wants to talk.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
To you, and he's not a freak anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, listen, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
But yes, I should have deleted the Tender. I don't
know why I still have it up. I have many
apps on my phone, you know, and like those girls
are I left that to Christian Mingle because I want
somebody with the values and Christian.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
I will try to prove myself over and over and
over if.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I have to.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You're not really on tender. You just didn't close your account.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
Correct, Yeah, like I left the tender a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Just saidn't I per.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Have to delete the app and the profile and everything
like that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I don't know, why are you even Christian?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Like, you know, I've heard about.
Speaker 12 (24:49):
People like some guys like get onto.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
This Christian mingle app to like find the innocent girls
and they're trying to corrupt them and whatever, and like
it's the competition, and I, yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
Am a Christian. I just you know, I'm tired of
those girls on Tinder.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
They're like you're tired of because you probably went out
with a lot of them, right, I don't know, Like again,
we had a good time.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I just don't think our values match up.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
You know, I get it, I understand, but I'm not
I'm still going to try. I'm still going to prove
myself to you. I truly believe that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I like you, Harry, And to prove it, I deleted.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
The app today, That's what I did.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And then how are you going to prove to her
that you're there for the Christian King and not the mingling.
I'm Christian mingle, not just the mingling.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
I mean right, I will go to her church every Sunday.
I will prove myself. I swear you're the one.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Whoa the one that's kind of a lot. Jan, what
do you think would you like to go out with
Kellen on another date? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 12 (25:59):
I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I just again, I don't know if we're both sharing
the same Christian values.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
And sorry, maybe it's not a no. You know, I
get it, I get while you're you know, I'm just
I'm just bumped. I again.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I uh, but I will be there for you when
when you're ready to go.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
On a on a second or another date. I really
enjoyed your church. Uh it's one of the better ones
in town. Would be awkward if I still went there.
I don't want to make it awkward for you, but
I do like a church and the people there.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
So the doors are open for everyone.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
So okay, it's weirdest like talking about who gets the
Lord and the break up. Sorry Coln, but it sounds
like you're not giving up hope and Jim, you know
you said maybe. So maybe you guys are running to
each other at church and you know, see how it goes.
But just pursue respectfully. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm just gonna say that.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, and I'll be praying for you.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
Well, I will be praying for you too, and I
hope you have a blessed day.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All right, they're off the phone. She like patted him
on the head big time as he was leaving. Now
you just have a blessed stay there. I'll be praying
for you too.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's like the nicest like f you ever.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Juble's first Day follow.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Up, It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Ooh,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia to see who gets to
honor the honor of starring in next year's production of
Trivia on Ice at the local Scratch Ankle, Alabama Playhouse.
Oh amazing, call us right now eight eight eight three
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four three six one eight eight eight three four three
one six one. If you want to play Victoria. You
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Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, so many options, so.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
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eight eight eight three four three one six one. If
somebody was on the line and they dropped off, oh well,
(28:23):
now we have to kill time until we get a
call it.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
There's a secret track on that album.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
There is, Yeah, have you listened to it?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
No, I've just been told.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh, your daughter told you.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
I don't have the vinyl. No, there's a secret track
on the vinyl. Specifically, you have to find a way
to play it. I want to know to find some
way to play your vinyl. You have a record player.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
I don't have a record player.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Wait, seriously, I think Jubil does, don't you Juble?
Speaker 9 (28:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Really, No, isn't that have a record play in this room?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Never? I don't think.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I go to this one place sometimes that sells old
salvage things and they have record players sometimes, but none
of them work. So if you have a record player,
then maybe you can bring one. All right, now, the
phone lines are packed, and let me today's contestant for
you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Tanya? What's up?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Tanya?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (29:16):
How much are good?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm great.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
I am okay.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of
the studio and Tanya, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright twin All right, here we go, Tanya,
your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
What color was originally associated with Saint Patrick's daydream? In
a lifetime? How long does the average person spend sitting
at red lights?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
In a lifetime?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Jeez, fifty hours?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
What is the loudest natural sound? What is the exclusive
reason adult cats me out.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Because they love you?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What European country has the longest coastline?
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Oh, I'm gonna go with English.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
All right, you got that in on time we'll bring
Victoria back into the studio, and while she's getting settled, Tanya,
what's something you would like the world to know about
you today?
Speaker 9 (30:23):
You know, I don't know. I just I'm a mom
and a wife and a dog mom.
Speaker 11 (30:29):
And I'm just a regular person doing regular stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Sounds pretty bazy to me. You know, Tanya, You're not
just a regular person. You're Tanya, that's right. Everybody's special
in their own way. Yes, yes, what's the talent that
you have that nobody would know?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
Talent?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh gosh, well everyone knows my talent.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
I sing.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh we didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, So you're like, I'm a mom, I do this?
You sing? That's cool. Would you like to sing to
Victoria to tell her when to go?
Speaker 9 (31:04):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay? One second Victoria, thirty seconds? Okay, to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Tanya outright to win?
All right, Tanya, whenever you wanted to go?
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
What color was originally associated with Saint Patrick's day? Greed? Wait? Originally?
What greed in a lifetime? How long does the average
person spend sitting at red lights? One hundred minutes? What
is the loudest natural sound? Okay? What is the exclusive
reason adult cats meow they're hungry? What European country has
(31:49):
the longest coastline?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
What? What?
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Uh? You got that in? Not on time? But it's
character and Tanya great diversion tactic by singing there he
started off. If Victoria had no idea what was going on?
It was really good though. All right, let's go to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Victoria got zero correct and Tanya got zero correct, but
I'm gonna give her a half point on.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Further inspection as well. You lost either way, but she
deserves a half point.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Congratulations, Well you did it. You beat Victoria a score
of one half to zero, so that was hard. You
get to star in next year's production of Trivia and
I s at the local Scratch Ankle, Alabama Playhouse. Just
find that and then go there and tell them that
you want to make that production, and then you know
you can start it. Also, Phantom Clear vinyl of Taylor
(32:45):
Swift's new album, The Tortured Poets Department.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Phantom Claire vinyl from Tortured Posts weren't available only at Target,
so now I kind of wanted to do that. Let's
get the answers with Nita.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Blue was the original color associated with Saint Patrick's Day
and it was for hundreds of years. In a lifetime,
an average person is going to spend two weeks sitting
at red lights. Volcanic eruptions is the loudest natural sound,
and then adult cats me how to communicate with humans.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Exclusively, no other reason. Yeah, they don't. They don't mean
out to each other or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
That's really cute. And then Norway has the longest coastline
in Europe.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Mind. Wow, so they're actually trying to talk to us. Yeah,
they only met for humans.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It was really cute.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's their imitation of humans. So there's so they're saying,
it is their imitation of humans. That's what they think.
We sound like, Yeah, that's what they can do.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Victoria's cats.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
And cats always want to kill us, So that's what
they're saying when they're me owing, I want to kill you.
They're not if I was bigger. The scientists, well scientists
say that house cats because they're cats. If they were bigger,
they would kill you. I believe that lions wouldn't kill me.
(34:09):
Your cat, Yeah, absolutely would kill you. It would just
take a while to get across the room. So Chunky,
she's hungry. Oh, she's hungry. She's always looking for her
next meal. Congratulations, thank you for playing. Yeah, we play
you versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday
morning it's time to catch a cheater. Only on the
(34:33):
Tuble Show. Kim is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater. She's been with her husband Rob for
four years, but now she thinks something might be going on.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call and see
if we can catch him if he is cheating, but
hopefully he's not. Kim, what's going on? Why do you
think Bob might be cheating on you?
Speaker 14 (34:49):
Basically, when we met, we met at a time when
we were just kind of done with the whole dating scene.
Bob had actually been married before before we met.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
They separated amicably. They all still keep in touch.
Speaker 14 (35:07):
You know. They had met at Berkeley and they both
were kind of like weird hippie types, so they clicked.
Rob in his own words, is kind of like grown
up since then, and he's happy where he's at. We
don't really fight much at all, and he's never really
been the wandering eye type of guy. He still is
very loving and doting, and after forty years, like he
(35:30):
still treats me to lmantic nights out and gives me
gifts and buys me flowers.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That kind of.
Speaker 14 (35:37):
Feels a little silly that I'm even calling. But basically,
Rob's ex wife Emily. Like I said, they still talk
a little bit. We've met a few times. She's been
our wedding. She's wonderful kids. They have a son, but
he's grown and older, and nothing like trying.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Them really together much, you know.
Speaker 14 (36:02):
And also with having a son, I understand there's going
to be co parenting, there's going to be conversations together
and stuff. So that's not a problem with me. They
are on good terms and I appreciate that. I've never
felt threatened by his relationship with her until lately. So
basically the last three weeks, it seems like they've been talking.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
A lot more than usual.
Speaker 14 (36:26):
Again, not like a big deal, but he's been secretive
about it, like when she calls, he kind of leaves
the room or text he'll like get up and walk away.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
I've tried really hard not to pry.
Speaker 14 (36:41):
He's a drama free kind of guy, so he's very
open and usually shares everything with.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Me, So.
Speaker 14 (36:48):
I thought it was weird that he was kind of
sneaking away. Then if there's anything wrong, if there was
anything I could do to help him, you know, because
he seemed a little closed off, and he just basically responded.
Speaker 10 (36:59):
Like, don't worry.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
I'm handling things and left it at that, So I
don't know. I just want to know if there's something
I need to worry about, if he's rekindling something with
his ex, or maybe there's something more.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
I just don't know that.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I mean, that's super vague. He says, I'm handling it,
and it makes it sound like there's a problem.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
It's not like it was an emergency situation. It just
seems like I don't know. They're having a conversation. He
doesn't want me to see it or hear it, and that.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, that's very strange, especially if it's been it's been
four years and everything's been cool and now you're having
concerns that means something's changed.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
You'd be surprising you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, like your birthday son.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (37:39):
The other thing is, like you know, I said, she
and I are We're not close by any means we
know each other.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
But it would be weird that he would plan something.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
That would be a good point.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
That'd be a strange person to plan your birthday. All right, Well, well, yeah,
play us, I'll come back. You already told us a
grocery store. He's a rewards card member, at. So we'll
call and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one random rewards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our florial department,
and we'll see if he sends them to you or
to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Okay, do good, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Plays, I'll come back get your to Catch acheeter next.
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Kim is on the phone and she's been married to
her husband, Bob for four years, but now she thinks
he might be cheating. So in a second, we're going
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at, and say
that every single month, we choose one rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, totally free,
(38:34):
and see if he believes us, and if he does,
see who sends them to if he sends them to
his wife or to someone else. So, Kim, before we
do that, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Yeah, my husband husband Bob, and I have been married
for four years.
Speaker 14 (38:48):
He was previously married to his ex wife Emily stay
stay in communication, but not much, and lately he's been
sneaking off to speak with her and it's making me questioning.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay, all right, you ready first to call him?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from So I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Bob.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Yeah, that's me, Bob.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congrats. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Oh what surprise or is there?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for shopping with us and
being a loyal customer. You've just won thirty six long
stem red roses, a box of chocolates, and a card
to be delivered to anybody that you want within the
fifty United States.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Oh cool, awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I can take the information down over the phone.
Speaker 10 (39:54):
I know go one can send it, so I can
tell you over the phone.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
So first I'll need the first last name of the
person who likes in them too, Kim.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Okay, same as mine. We're married.
Speaker 9 (40:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Your this is your wife.
Speaker 10 (40:08):
In my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Anything you want to put on a card.
Speaker 10 (40:12):
Uh, sure, I'll say I love you too, and we.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Should talk soon.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well, I guess you can talk to her right now,
because Bob, this is actually the Jubil Show. It's the
radio show.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
My name is Jeuble Hi, I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
mind me messing around, you can try to see what
they send flowers to. And your wife, Kim is actually
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Taibo, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 9 (40:45):
Why?
Speaker 10 (40:47):
I'm a little bit college guard?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Why did you set this up? Well? I am. I
wasn't really sure what else to do. I kind of
feel like there's.
Speaker 14 (40:58):
Something going on with Emily that you're not telling me.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
You're right, yeah, are you?
Speaker 9 (41:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
I mean yeah. So I don't really want to be
doing this.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
Over the sun. But Emily, as I've told you, is
still working in economic development. She's developing programs around the US.
She's obviously had a more lucrative career than me, so
the hippie stuff that we used to do did not
(41:35):
help me in the same way as you have joked.
She's an economic specialist, as I've told you, But she
recently started a new job at the Peace Corps and
she's being sent abroad to a particularly dangerous place, but
(41:55):
there is a good chance that she won't come back. Yeah,
So we've been communicating more than we normally do since
the news of her relocation.
Speaker 13 (42:11):
Wow, I mean I believe that because I know you
did mention.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
That she was working for the Peace Corps.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
But I still don't understand why the sneaking around.
Speaker 10 (42:24):
So it's pretty sensitive information, Like she didn't ever want
to say what she's doing over there, and so she
wanted to meet me in person, and I suspected that
she wanted to tell me something other than just details
about the job. I suspected maybe she felt something for me,
(42:51):
and I was right. She said that she still loves
me very much, and I was clear about the fact
that I love my wife, you Kim. Last week we
talked for some time and she told me this. She
wanted to tell me in person before she left because
(43:14):
there's a solid chance that she never would see me again.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
She told you that she still loves you, Like great,
she's just.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Going to be working over there and not coming back.
Like what are you saying? Yeah, because this is kind
of intense, Like it's I don't know, this is the
conversation has changed.
Speaker 10 (43:31):
It is really intense. I mean the nature of her
work over there and just the location. It's like incredibly dangerous.
Speaker 9 (43:39):
So there is a so.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
So of course you say that you love somebody if
you think that this is going to be the end, right,
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
But okay, I understand that I do.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
But she expressed feelings for me and we did have sex.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh wow, whoa that?
Speaker 10 (43:59):
Okay to the term, I am really ashamed of it,
and it was a mutual choice to do it.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
I regret it.
Speaker 10 (44:10):
I think in the moment it felt like I might
never see this person again.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Is that what you said you need to talk about
in the card?
Speaker 10 (44:19):
Yeah? Yeah, I've been planning to tell you today or
the next time we got a chance. I know we've
been in and out the last few days. I haven't
really called each other at a good time.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
But I know I don't know a lot about the
Peace Corps. But is it normal for them to be
in places that are so dangerous that they're risking their
lives to this extreme? I thought sometimes or is this
her using this as a way to get to you
by saying that I'm not going to see you because
that's also really disturbing.
Speaker 14 (44:47):
I kind of don't know what to say right now.
Obviously we need to talk in person.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
Yeah, I just see. I'm sorry that we went about
it this way, but yeah, I'm gonna probably come home
right now and we'll talk about this.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
You're apologizing to him. I told you that he slept
with his ex wife.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Mostly to you guys in.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
The listener right now that Oh, don't apologize us, go
handle your business. I mean, totally, totally, totally. I'm glad
you found out, even though it sounds like Bob was
going to tell you anyway, but you never know.
Speaker 10 (45:30):
Yeah, I'm sorry for a lot of reasons and a
lot of things, but I'm also sorry for you finding
out this way.
Speaker 9 (45:37):
But I'll be it.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I'll be at home, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Right, Well, kim uh, let us know if we can
help in any way.
Speaker 13 (45:45):
Yeah, thank you guys, thanks for having me on the show.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I'm sorry for all of the things.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Good luck, Thank you the Jubile shows.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
To catch a cheater, it's time for Nina's What's.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
So Tom Brady's about to get roasted and it's gonna
look and it's gonna air live on Netflix on May fifth,
So it's gonna be hosted by Kevin Hart and then
Jeff Ross, the guy that's always all of the roast,
is gonna be there for sure too. It's called the
Greatest roast of all time. Tom Brady Jubile as a comedian.
Who would be the perfect roast person for you? Like,
(46:21):
who would you roast celebrity? Only?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I don't know anybody.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I did.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I did roast Seahawks a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh you did. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Richard Sherman when he's on the team. I roasted Richard Sherman.
I had some good jokes too, a few of them
that I think he actually wanted to kill me. I
was about to say a couple of times, like and
I was like, man, I should run out of here,
but he runs way faster. Yeah, I don't know. I
mean anybody. Really. It's fun to do roast. I've done
a few roasts.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
It's really fun. But like even to be like the
subject of it, could you handle it?
Speaker 8 (46:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I was the subject of one I did. They had
a roast for me one time at a comedy club.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
That was actually in the audience for that.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh you were bred. It's fun because you get to
go back up and you know, roast everybody else.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Okay, good.
Speaker 6 (47:04):
It was pretty wild to see you will get roasted
because people were throwing zingers, right, and he's just sitting
there on I think you were on throne or something.
And then he got up and destroyed every single person on.
Speaker 7 (47:18):
The Dais side. It was the wildest thing to see.
I was like, I don't know if any of them
could be friends with him.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
My friend Kelsey I had a joke about her arms
being long, and I felt really bad after because I
think ye had but it was a good joke.
Speaker 12 (47:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I could never do it. I'm too sensitive. Scientists are
considering sending endangered species to the moon. Why so fascinating.
So they've come up with this plan to preserve Earth's
endangered species, Like they want to take their like different
plants and different cells and stick them up there so
they can hang out in a buyo repository. And the
reason why is because it's so cold up there, so
(47:56):
they can just like keep them in a fridge and
chill in case we need them in a hundred years.
If like everything in the you know, barrier reef is dead,
they can replant them and do it again. But what
did they just what?
Speaker 8 (48:07):
They die up there and they're not even at I
don't think that they got that far.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
But I think they're saying, yeah, that they won't because
they'd be preserved and frozen.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
That's what they're going to do with me when I die.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
What doubt?
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Put you on the moon, preserve you?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Oooh no, I A.
Speaker 7 (48:22):
And they said sure, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
And that's how he lives forever. Applebee's is kicking off
an NFL partnership which will get you forty dollars. Nope,
twenty three boneless wings. Oh yeah, So because of their partnership,
if you order forty dollars worth of stuff off of
an app or you know, you go and pick it up,
you'll get that twenty dollars, or you'll get twenty boneless wings.
I'm mixing up numbers so much right.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Now, I need to know what this dealing is. Twenty
bonus wings is like three thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
That's really great.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I always think of you when I find the free wings,
and I want to explain you because you're a waste person.
So what you have to do is between April twenty
fifth and the twenty seventh, you get the special offer
and you use the code NFL Draft twenty four when
you make your pickup or delivery orders through the website
or on a mobile app.
Speaker 7 (49:09):
I know where I'm going to be this week.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
NFL Draft twenty four. Get your free wings boneless write
that down from moom, I said, Applebee's right, sorry, cool,
I just that part just went over my head. I
want to roast you. I think that would be.
Speaker 7 (49:23):
So fun NFL Draft twenty four.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, okay, that'd is like checked out now wings, it's
all wings winging.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Okay, so that's it.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Somebody answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
What wingle wing? I don't Knowh's so funny that just
happen that the phone is winging.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
We should pick it up. Wing wing wingling wing? Hello,
grab it? Yeah we're tired.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah, Jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Hello, Hi, how are you? Hey?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (50:02):
I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (50:06):
I am in love with the smell of tennis balls.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
Oh I just love smelling them.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
You know you can see that like when you pop
the top of one of those fresh three ball cans
that does have a smell? Is that all right? Yes?
Speaker 11 (50:26):
It just reminds me of when I was a kid
in good times in school, gym class?
Speaker 7 (50:31):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Has it become a problem though?
Speaker 11 (50:36):
I mean, okay, so maybe it wasn't so much when
I was a kid because they were around all the time,
But now probably I'd say it's kind of compulsive. If
I see some fresh tennis balls, almost dies.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
For them, like everyone moves.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Like, do you have to get a fixed and stop
over at like a Big five or something and buy
them an academy?
Speaker 9 (50:59):
Kind of?
Speaker 4 (50:59):
Yeah? Kind of.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
How would it be a dream job of yours to
be the ballperson that I like? The US Open whatever
it is you get to run there?
Speaker 11 (51:07):
Hey I never thought about that in your dream online?
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, Hey,
what's up?
Speaker 9 (51:17):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
How's it going good? So everybodys talking about the fact
you have a dirty little secret? So we want to
know it too, Yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
So I was getting uh pulled over. I was getting
pulled over the other day, and you know it was
just like speeding or whatever. And after like the cop.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
Was walking up to my car.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
I poured some water like all over.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
My crotch to make it look like I had peed.
So when he got there, I was like, you know, dude,
I had to peece so bad, and now look what happened.
And anyway, I got it, I got out of it.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Are you're going to make every cop have to do
the sniff test to see if they're lying?
Speaker 4 (51:57):
You know?
Speaker 10 (51:59):
But it's just what I anyway, that's like, what's one
for the books.
Speaker 7 (52:03):
It's like a new move in my repertoire. IM gonna
have to use that one again.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Okay, great, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Frenzying with the wet crotch and like, oh you just
got pulled over again. What's your dirty little secret,
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