Running into celebrities

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you were going to be an object, what objects
should be? Do you know what, honey, I'm your rock.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
They seem like they've got it easy, you know, even
if somebody steps on them, they went because.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It hurts that person.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's able show how accurate they never thought about that
ten minutes away from your phone prank. But first picture,
this just another normal day. You go to work and
then done with a long day work and you're tired,
so you go on wine like usual in the YMCA
shower and get into a conversation with someone and they're like, sure,

(00:32):
you can soap up my back, bro?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
What cool?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Then you realize, hold on, that wasn't just a normal dude,
that was Kevin Hart.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I just soaked up Kevin Hart's back in the YMCA
shower and I didn't even know it. What is your life?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I should call TMC.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
A list is going viral of people sharing the times
that they met a celebrity and didn't know that it
was a celebrity, and it's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
So let's go over the list right now.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Also, if you've met a celebrity and had no idea,
text in or call us eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. You can text us at
four one oh six one. Somebody said, twenty four years ago,
I was an old Navy across from the Beverly Center
in LA and a blonde Southern woman asked how old
our baby was aw and we replied that she was

(01:19):
six months old, and she exclaimed that her baby girl
was also six months old, and then she went off.
And later on the checker at the Old Navy said,
you know who that was, right, That was Reese Witherspoon.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh, now you're talking about so many things I love
about that she was at old Navy.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I don't know that's what I would say. No, way,
that was not recently this one. She's not shopping at
old Navy.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Job.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I like read.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
The thing about Reese Witherspoon is every time I see
her in a movie or a TV show or something
like that, you can't tell, like she looks different every
time you see her. So I can totally imagine you
not realizing that's the Reese Witherspoon.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
She's like, Oh, that's a nice blonde lady.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, And then the.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Southern lady on vacation in VY, I don't know who
you are. We're going over thread this's going viral of
people sharing the time they met a celebrity but didn't
know it was a celebrity. Another one says, I worked
and the Atlanta Airport in the early nineties when this
lady asked for directions and I complimented her hairstyle and
she said thank you and complimented her hair back. And

(02:20):
then my coworker was freaking out and said, aren't you
the lady from the movie Strictly Business? And I was like, no,
it just looks like her, but it was actually her.
Who who's her? Well, it was somebody in the movie.
And then the Atlanta Braves player David Justin David Justice
approached her and then they both ay, well, both walked off,

(02:41):
So the lady was obviously her. And then she was
with David Justice, the baseball player.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh wait, I think she's talking about halle Berry.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, Barry, he was.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
With Halle Berry at the time before I cheated on
her and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
He was probably currently cheating on her when that happened.
But anyway, counter.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Again, you didn't know she did have great hair, Yeah, gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
We're running over a thread of people who have met
a celebrity but didn't realize it was. Another one says
my mom and dad were at a Super Bowl and
going up to the boxes to visit some friends, and
when they were on their way up, they walked past
a man with chains on and a huge posse around him,
and my mom jokingly said, who does he.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Think he is? Snoop Dogg? And it was Snoop Dogg?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
That guy, who is he think he is?

Speaker 7 (03:32):
There?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Snoopy dog I.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Don't think so. No, it's actually Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I used to you know, I was a server for
a long time and I waited tables in LA and
one time a Dodgers player came in, Mike Piazza. He
was a big deal back in the day. Yeah, yeah,
And I didn't know who he was, right, I knew
his name, but I know who he was. I don't
really follow baseball.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Was in gellet commercials too? Was he in Jely commercials?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay? So I was waiting on Mike Piazza.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I had no idea who he was, right, and he
was kind of a jerk, Like I was just like,
this guy's a jerk, right, And then somebody came up
to me because there was he's rased if found one
of my co workers and they're.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Like, oh, my god, might be on this center table
and I was like which one. She was like table
fourteen or whatever, and I was like, oh, that guy,
he's a jerk.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And she's like, can you please have him autograph a
coaster for me please?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I'm like.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
And I was annoyed because he was being a jerk, right,
And so I came up and I gave him the
coaster and I said, Hey, one of my co workers
recognized you and really wants an autograph, would you mind?
And he was like kind of rolled his eyes and
I was like sure. And when he was signing it,
I was.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Like, so what do you what do you do you
play for? Like the Lakers or something. He looked at
me and flicked the coaster back like he wanted to
kill me.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
And he's a big dude and he could kill me also.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
And then later on, like a couple months later, because
in the same area was where he lived, where I worked,
and the girlfriend I was with at the time worked
at a Starbucks in the area, and then Mike Piazza
came in there and gave her his phone number, like
he hit off my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wow, you must really love Mike Piano. Either either that
was just a weird circumstance or he was like, I'm
gonna figure out who this dude is and then I'm
gonna be mister Stelli or girl. I like to imagine
it's that one. Yeah, is just so mad because somebody
didn't recognize him. It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on

(05:36):
the twenties.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Hello, Hi, am I speaking with Kelly. Well, Hello, Kelly.
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the assistant to the
president of the home Owners Association here. Okay, my name
is Peter Pete Deakins. I'm sure you've seen it on
a lot of documents.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
Sure. To be quite honest, I get those things so often,
I just kind.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Of craw them. Okay, Well, we'd appreciate it if you
read them line by line, Thank you very much. Anyway,
I'm calling for a different issue today. We need to
talk about something very serious. There's been a major complaint
made about you.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Unfortunately.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
I actually I have a feeling I know what this
is about.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
But do you Okay, well, I'm all ears.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Is this about the watering?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Mm hmmmm, No, this is not about the watering. But
maybe we need to have another discussion.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Well, it's just a.

Speaker 9 (06:36):
Sprinkler system has been acting up, so it's been going
out that kind of strange time.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
I've got a problem.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'd have to check the bylaws. It could definitely be
a problem. I'm calling. I'm calling about the pet that
you have.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
The dog.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yes, what is the dog's name, Ziggy?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yes, Ziggy has been making his rounds, hasn't he?

Speaker 8 (06:58):
I always take those bags with me if i'm ever.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh, well, maybe it takes a different kind of bags.
Maybe you should take some bags that were made by
Trojan because Ziggy obviously made whoopy with another one of
our residents' puppies, and now that dog is pregnant.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
That's impossible for a lot of different m mmmmm hmm.
That's crazy. You've totally got the wrong dog.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
What's crazy is that you're allowing your little pervert dog
to run around our neighborhood and what awesome for dog? Yes,
and play the horizontal hokey pokey with any dog that
he wants to. And that is not acceptable here.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And I'm really.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh what your dog is out there monster mash and
other dogs, and I am not happy about monster mashing.

Speaker 9 (07:40):
What are you talking about who is the person who complainant,
and so it's this, I need.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
To get your name.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
The complaint remains anonymous because I don't want any retribution
from you. But your dog needs to stop being allowed
to go around and thread the needle with any dog that.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
He wants to thread the needle. I'm so sorry, but
that is not what's happening at all. He never gets
out on his own, He's always on a leash, and
I'm always with him.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
I think I would I would you call it monster mash,
I would know that, and it's absolutely in a pan.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, I don't want to say that. I don't want
to say, send me a letter.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
If this is what's really happening, send me a little.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'll more than that. I'll do more than that. I'll
send you a letter.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Have a nice little fine in there, unless you start
making him wear pants pants.

Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yep, I'm sorry, but no one. I don't see any
of her dogs in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Your dog is out there butter in the biscuit with
other dogs, and it is not allowed here.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
Buttering the biscuit. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
It is disgusting that you would allow him to do that.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
Yes, me right now, and no he doesn't. He doesn't
need to wear pants. And guess what, he's actually fixed
the six spade. But whatever it is that they do
to make him not be.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Aware, well it didn't take because one of our dogs
in the community is with child.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Now how do we got that it's his? Because that's
what the complaints said.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Man, Listen, I could complain that, like my neighbor was
walking around naked around the neighborhood, but that doesn't mean
it's true.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Let's beacause somebody complains doesn't mean to act.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, then how did the other puppy get pregnant if
it wasn't getting pogoed in the shrub by your puppy?

Speaker 8 (09:07):
Oh come on, what that is so.

Speaker 9 (09:11):
Ridiculous, that's absolutely ridiculous. Listen, if you don't believe me,
come on over to my house. You've got the address right,
So I will pick him up physically cradle him in
my arms and you can check out him because he
doesn't have him all right. I read his legs for you,
perverate leg and you can take a look and you

(09:31):
can see.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
He has no I would love to do that.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
What I'm laughing because this is actually Dubil from The
Jewel Show doing a phone Brenk on you and your
husband Ray say.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
You, Oh my god, that is so insane.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I do want to take you up on that offer,
though that sounded Entice.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone breaks.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
It's just in at the Jane and the Jubil News
and work Jubile fresh as back, Where's he been? And
what does that mean for your family? Or at eleven?
Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Nina's what's trending? Yes, I'm back?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Where you were? Still a mystery. So Ariana Grande's grandma
has just made history. This is really cute. She's the
most senior person to chart on the Billboard Hot one
hundred for her spoken word feature on the Eternal Sunshine
track Ordinary Things. She's ninety eight years old. Whoa. So
while you've got people like Beyonce, jay Z and Kanye
getting their kids to break records for being the youngest Ariana,

(10:34):
she's just a trendsetter. She went and got Granny on
the track and now ninety eight years old, that's the oldest.

Speaker 11 (10:40):
To ever do it.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Grande Granny do.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You have to give her Brandy Grande filling it? The
ozempic baby has been born. The what where I should
call it? The ozempic boom is here. So with all
of the new intake of ozempic, it's causing women to
get pregnant. Did you get right?

Speaker 12 (11:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It helps you, I guess, be more fertile. Apparently so,
some women who are taking the g LP dash one
drugs like Ozembic and wagovi have reported that they're getting
pregnant unexpectedly. So it's been helping with that. But could
that be from other reasons? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
I want us to be careful not to glorify the
use of like these drugs because A, they're terrible for you.
B it's not that they helped you become more fertile.
It's that it changed your body so much that it
did a different thing.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
That's really scary. Also, their weight loss drugs, right correct,
they're not.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Even meant for that. They're meant for something else, diabetes.
I thought they are.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, Oh I didn't know that throwing your body.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Up it's adding to it. WHOA And they're not even
they don't even know they're not even doing the thing
that gets some babies.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
They're just going to be a pregnant what that would
be an interesting technology the Virgin Mary. Who, No, that's crazy,
but yeah, interesting. So it's a different side effect of ozembic,
which could be a cool breakthrough or which could be
not I don't know, or it could be like siffect Yeah, scary.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Being ready for summer time for summer, you're gonna have
a baby bump.

Speaker 13 (12:19):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Just be careful out there, okay, just be careful. I'm
losing weight for two, that's okay. It's an end of
an era for reclining airplane seats are being phased out.
What they're not allegedly, No, they are, I'm not gonna
say allegedly. I think they're looking into it, especially for
economy class, because it costs more to have the seat

(12:42):
that reclines than it does to have the ones that don't.
So some people are feeling like this is kind of
a blessing in disguise because there have been so many
like violent outbursts and fights on airplanes over the reclining seats.
So they're like, do.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Get angry sometimes on the seat reclines in front of them.
I don't understand it.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
I mean I do.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's so, but don't you pay more for the you
recline recline it?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, if you're y I want a different experience more.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Are sometimes and sometimes I do, but I feel like
there needs to be like a cutoff in that space,
Like you can't recline it all the way down to
have your head in my lap. First of all, sir,
I don't know you. Second of all, like if I
move my knee just a little bit because I have
to get up to peet, you're gonna turn around and
look at me like you're mad.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
You're laying in my lap and I don't know you.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
I think that's a broken airline seat if it's that
far back.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta be careful with the broken airline seats.
I think that's definitely a part. But also they shouldn't
be looking at you weird when you hit their seat though.
There's two sides of the coin. Yeah, I'm gonna recline
ahl the way back, but if you plump my seat,
I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's my choice, and I put myself in your way.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, you have like two inches to move, so it
could happen because I've had people look back at me
like and I'm like, I'm just trying to get him
to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
I didn't mean to shake your seats.

Speaker 14 (13:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (13:59):
By the way, the average seat reclients in inch and
a half really flexible planes. I meant the kids that
kick your seat the whole time on man. Flying is
very stressful. So that's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Time to Catch a Cheater Only on.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
The Jubile Show, Michael is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater and he's been dating Harper for
three months, but now he thinks something might be going on.
So so we're gonna see if we can catch her
cheating or not cheating in a minute.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
But first, Michael, what's up?

Speaker 9 (14:29):
Man?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Tell us what's going on?

Speaker 5 (14:31):
So this is sick Harper Man.

Speaker 14 (14:34):
So you know, we've been in there, this relationship for
about three months now, give it a take. And this,
you know, it just feels like the whole relationship she's been,
you know, sneaking around my back, you know what I mean,
Just this little things here and there just aren't adding up, okay,
And I just really need to find out, like what's
going on, you know, because you know, Harper.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
She's a great girl.

Speaker 14 (14:57):
We have you know, great times when we hang out.
But you know, she's I got to say this, She's
she's been of like a like a free spirit, I
guess kind of girl.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
You know, she kind of just.

Speaker 14 (15:07):
Goes with the flow. You know, she just like lives
in the moment, you know what I mean, that kind
of woman.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, that's probably what you like about her.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Mean that's cool. Yeah, I'm definitely down with it. But
it's just it seems a little much.

Speaker 14 (15:22):
Like it like I get the free spirit like kind
of going with the float, but then again, like I
don't know, like, you know, the things aren't adding up,
you know when it comes to.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Okay for instance.

Speaker 14 (15:33):
You know, you know, we've been spending a lot of
time together and I like her, you know, but there's
you know, she's always like has an excuse to like
never spend the night. It's it's just weird. And she
she never lets me, you know, she never lets me
go to her house, you know, first of all.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
So I'm never there.

Speaker 14 (15:49):
You know, I've never I've never met any of her friends,
you know what I mean. And then most of our
dates that we have are they're just at my place,
you know what I mean, She's always coming over, you know,
she never stays, like I said, and there's like no
PDA ever, you know, it.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Just it kind of feels like it kind of feels
like I'm like a side piece or something.

Speaker 16 (16:11):
Oh oh really, but what does she like to just
take things a little slow.

Speaker 14 (16:17):
But I mean, but but no PDA like ever, like
you know, she hardly ever like kisses me and stuff.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
And I don't know, it's weird.

Speaker 14 (16:25):
And so you know, I you know, she has a
social media stuff, right, so I kind of go in
there and look around and stuff.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
But it's just like it's just.

Speaker 14 (16:33):
Pictures of her and like food, you know what I mean,
Like no people. So it's really weird, you know what
I mean. So I don't know, I know it's it
sounds weird, guys, but no, no.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I mean, I've been in situations like that where I'm like,
she sees me, we talk. But then also it seems
like it's at certain times and then certain times they're
always like I fell asleep and then it's the next day.
You know, every single time, it's like I think you're
just home with whoever.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
You're with, do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
it does here.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Well here's an example.

Speaker 14 (17:05):
So she's at work, right and I go to her
job to pick her up from work, you know, and
she made me wait in the car and I was
I couldn't even go inside of her job, you know.
And once she gets to the car, we drove off
and I was.

Speaker 17 (17:19):
Like, hey, I was like, what was that about.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Locking it out? And she was just like, well, I
just really wanted to leave, you know. I wanted about
as quick as possible.

Speaker 14 (17:28):
I was like, like, still, I haven't met any of
her friends, you know, I met any of her coworkers,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
So it's like, I don't know, it's just not right,
but I like her a lot though.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, you're just not sure if she's being totally one
hundred with you.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I mean, it is just three and maybe she's just
being cautious, but it does sound a little bit like
she's hiding you.

Speaker 14 (17:50):
But wasn't you like three months, wouldn't you like, you know,
kiss me in public or I puld my hand or yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
D like I think we're in our life what do
you call like our honeymoon state? Like this is, yeah,
where we do all that stuff, you know.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Right right, definitely. Okay, Well, we'll see what's going on.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
You already told us what grocery store, what grocery store
she's a rewards card member at, So we'll call up,
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
she's this month's big winner of thirty six long stim
red roses to be delivered to anybody that she wants,
and we'll see if she sends them to you or
to somebody else.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Okay, all right, man, I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, man, all right, we'll.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Play a song come back and get your to Catch
a Teter next. If you're just joining us for today's
To Catch a Teeter. Michael is on the phone and
he's been dating Harper for three months, but he's pretty
sure that something is going on. So we're about to
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards card member at, and say that
every single month, we choose one random Rewards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll

(18:45):
see if she sends those. Well, first we'll see if
she believes it, and then we'll see if she sends
those to Michael or to somebody else. Hey, Michael, Before
we do that, though, why don't you refresh everybody's a
memory on your situation.

Speaker 14 (18:55):
Yeah, so you know, me and Harper we've been daying
for about three months now though, and scuse it's been
kind of shady, you know, like she just doesn't you know,
she doesn't want to spend a lot of time together,
and three months is very earlier in the relationship. She
doesn't want to do any PDA like. Ever, I haven't
met any of her friends, co workers, and all the

(19:19):
date has been at my place, so I've never even
seen her place. And yeah, I just I think something's
going on. I think she's hiding something, and so I
just want to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I think you might be a side piece, And.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, I think I'm a side piece.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
All right, Well, hopefully you're not. And hope this is
a good explanation. But you ready for us to call her? Yeah,
let's do it, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this
is Trouble calling from I was looking for our rewards card,

(19:54):
remember named Harper?

Speaker 9 (19:56):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes, Hi, Harper, Please don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations, you're this month's
big winner.

Speaker 17 (20:04):
What have I won?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
What I Every single month we choose one Rewards Card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, just our little way of saying thank you
very much for shopping with us and being such a
loyal customer. So you've just won thirty six long sim
red roses, a box of chocolates, and a card to
be delivered anywhere in the United States, absolutely free. It's
a three hundred and forty two dollars value.

Speaker 17 (20:24):
Actually, wow, amazing.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah. So here's how it works.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
If you know the person that you would like to
send them to right now, you have all the information.
I can do it just in a matter of minutes
over the phone. You get confirmations on everything. It's absolutely free.

Speaker 17 (20:38):
I definitely have someone in mind that I'd like to
send them.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, great, do you have just a couple of minutes
to do that now?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Wonderful?

Speaker 17 (20:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
To start, I will just need to get the first
and the last name of the person you would like
to send the flowers too.

Speaker 17 (20:52):
So it's going to be to Michael phone.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Would you like to put anything on a card.

Speaker 17 (20:58):
Yeah, just say, Michael, I can't get enough of you, Harper.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Wonderful. So I can't get enough of you? Okay, Cool,
Well then I guess I'll just tell you the truth.

Speaker 17 (21:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
So my name is actually Jubil and this is a
radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I mean I hear on the show too. Hi, and
I'm Victoria. Yeah, on the show.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Michael's actually on the phone too.

Speaker 17 (21:20):
Oh Hi.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Hey, hey hey Harper, how's that was it going? Hey?

Speaker 17 (21:28):
This is pretty elaborate and weird.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, Michael, do you want to explain what it is
or do you want me to?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, I'll do it. Okay, So Harper, have a small
confession to make.

Speaker 14 (21:41):
Yeah, so I bought you on the show because yeah,
I thought that you might have been like sleep around
or cheating on me.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
You know, I don't I know this. I know this
is weird. Just hold on.

Speaker 14 (21:54):
So as of lately, you know, you can tell that
I've been trying to like hang out more and do
things a lot more if you you but I don't know,
you've been giving me some pushback, right, and so, like
the behaviors are really sketchy. So I'm just trying to
figure out like is there like another person or like
what's kind of going on, because like you're not giving
me anything, so I'm just I'm just here to try

(22:16):
to through the air.

Speaker 17 (22:19):
Okay, Well this all out there.

Speaker 18 (22:23):
I guess I should probably let you know that I
am in a relationship.

Speaker 17 (22:28):
But if we're not cheating on each other, we're open
and there's some.

Speaker 18 (22:34):
Guidelines around that, you know, but the rule is is,
you know, we can do whatever we want, but we
always come home at night and no one else is
allowed in our place. Oh wow, And you know, I
think Michael's great.

Speaker 17 (22:51):
I really enjoy his company. He's a fantastic guy.

Speaker 18 (22:56):
But I'm very sweet, spirited and open and I'm having
fun and I'd like to keep seeing where it goes.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, were you going to tell Michael this?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah? Well yeah, when when was the time You're going
to tell me?

Speaker 9 (23:14):
You know?

Speaker 18 (23:14):
It was something I feel that would come up a
little more if things were to keep going about the
half yer mark half year.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Half year.

Speaker 19 (23:23):
Okay, So about this other guy, like are you are
you guys like married or something like?

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Are you are you trying to leave this guy? Or
like why would you want to be with me? Like, like,
what's going on?

Speaker 18 (23:36):
Well, yeah, we're married, but you know, he's musicians, so
he's traveling a lot. And we've always had an understanding that,
you know, we could do what we wanted, just don't
bring it home and don't bring.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
It in our bed.

Speaker 17 (23:49):
And I think you're great. I really fun hanging out
with you.

Speaker 18 (23:54):
But that's the situation and I know that it's not
necessarily easy information to I guess how do you feel
about that?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Man, I've never ever been caught up in a situation.

Speaker 14 (24:06):
I mean, you hear about this stuff on movies, right, Like,
this never happens to you.

Speaker 17 (24:11):
This is nuts.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I mean yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Mean, Harper, you're you're great.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
I mean I'm like these past three months have been tremendous,
Like the only thing that the only disconnect here is
that like I want to spend more time with you, you
know what I mean, Like, and it just seems like
you're not giving me that. I mean, but now that
I know the reason why, you know it kind of
it makes me understand you.

Speaker 20 (24:32):
Now you know a little bit more and I know
you're you know, free spirit girl, you know, I mean
I guess what I'm trying to say is that you know,
I'm not really a side piece kind of guy, really,
but it does make me feel better that you let
me know.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (24:46):
I mean I never viewed you as a side piece,
but you know, now that it's out there and you
know you have to weigh in on it. I respect
your decision, but you know, just let just to let
you know. I really I think you're fantastic and if
you're open to it, I would like to keep seeing
where this leaps.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Where can it lead though?

Speaker 19 (25:08):
Yeah, would you be open to leaving the guy or
that's a really hard question to answer, but you know,
the right person came along.

Speaker 17 (25:18):
Who knows what would open up?

Speaker 18 (25:19):
Okay, So yeah, basically, you know, I'd like to keep seeing.

Speaker 17 (25:24):
Where it goes. And I don't know if you've ever.

Speaker 18 (25:27):
Heard of the concept of a ruffle at all, but
maybe that's something you might consider down the line. And
you know, I live with my husband and my lover,
but yeah, that's something for you to consider that.

Speaker 17 (25:42):
You know, you might have heard about that in the
movies that Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
That people are doing that. Michael, would you want to
be in house lover.

Speaker 14 (25:49):
I got to think about it, Okay, right now, I
do want to keep hanging out.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Okay? Oh well, hey cool.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I'm glad communication is happening.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Ye enjoy yourself, good life.

Speaker 18 (26:02):
Oh and the flower thing? Do you look up flowers?
Do I get no flowers?

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
There are no no flowers?

Speaker 18 (26:09):
Are right?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
But it sounds like you guys are gonna have fun anyway?

Speaker 8 (26:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (26:12):
Well the hell of a story?

Speaker 21 (26:15):
Yeah, the Jewels shows to catch a cheater. You know
what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that all the
work is right and just the answers are wrong. I
know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 14 (26:32):
To like you.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
You Versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own
Victoria Ramiras in a game of trivia to see who
gets to be on the Public Access TV show Talking
Trivia with Tom Thompson like.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
All Access but just the public essentially. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Also AJR tickets and let's meet today's contestant for you
versus Victoria, lindsay, what's up, Lindsay, Hi, Hi.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Great? How are you gape junt wonderful?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Thank you for asking? Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 14 (27:04):
I am so ready?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Victoria? Are you ready to take on Lindsay? I'm pretty ready, Lindsay.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Do you take Victoria to be your competitor in today's
U versus Victoria?

Speaker 17 (27:13):
I do?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
How are you really?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Victoria?

Speaker 19 (27:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Do you take Lindsay to be your competitor in today's
versus Victoria? Oh? My gosh, guys, I do you are
now officially web.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
To do trivia together? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
All right, Victoria's gonna leave the studio, Lindsay. The game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Okay, ready, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Victoria's out of the room. The door is closed, and
your time starts now. In which year did the Titanic sink?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (27:49):
No, nineteen thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Vera Wang is best known for which type of dress?

Speaker 22 (27:57):
Uh?

Speaker 23 (27:59):
I don't know what that means?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
A black dress? What is the study of matter in
its motion called.

Speaker 23 (28:07):
Physics?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Who was the first female Prime Minister of the United
Kingdom uh past who was the first woman to fly
solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Amelia Earhart got that.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
In We'll bring Victoria back in the studio. While she's
coming back in the studio, Lindsey, what is something you
would like the world to know about you today?

Speaker 17 (28:28):
I have those twenty four times and I'm thirty one
years old.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
You've moved to twenty four times?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Whoa oh?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
How stressful? Moving is the worst? I'm sorry, I hate it.

Speaker 12 (28:42):
I mean, I've met a lot of people, so I'm
gonna say, when you move that much, you get real
good at it.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
It's not as stressful backpack.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
I've moved a lot in my life too, and I
look forward to every time I have to move because
then to just get rid of stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
And I'm like, whatever, yeah, nope, never You're never attached
to much when you.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Move that much.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I guess that's smart.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
All right, Lindsay, it's time for Victoria.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I'm scared here.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
We go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Lindsay outright to win.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
You ready, I think so.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I tried listening to the door, but I got distracted.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Cheat. Yeah, that is also cheating.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, I couldn't do it because I attracted soundproof room,
you dummy. All right, Victoria, your time starts now? In
which year did the Titanic scene nineteen ninety five? We're
away is best known for? Which type of dress? What
do you mean? Wait?

Speaker 14 (29:44):
Like?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
What just pass? I don't know what is the study
of matter? Any motion called? What is the study of matter?
And it's wait what U? I don't know moving? I
don't know who was the first female Prime Minister of
the United Kingdom. I feel like I should have known this.
I would like to notice who was the first woman
to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Oh, it comes

(30:06):
through in a pinch with an answer.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Producer bred Victoria snuck in that one point at the
end there.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
And Lindsay got two points. Lindsey, congratulations, you beat Victoria.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
You get to be the guest on the Public Access
TV show Talking Trivia with Tom Thompson. Just got to
find where that's public Access TV show and then email
theman tell me it'll be a guest. Also, you got
ajar tickets. Congratulations, yay, thank you.

Speaker 14 (30:37):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
All right, let's get the answers with Nina.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
The Titanic sunk in nineteen twelve. Oh, that's awkward. Vera
Wang's known for wedding dresses. I said that after you passed,
don't you know? Yeah, study of maddern It's motion is
called physics, I said, moving, same thing. Okay. Margaret Thatcher
is the first female prime minister. And yes, Amelia Earhart
was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.

(31:01):
Margaret Thatcher, pop off, Lady Maggie Thatch.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
That's the Margaret Old Maggie Thatch.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Call her Maggie macmagpants. No, I don't think anyone calls
her the Magi mcfach pants.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Maggie.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
She'll come in, and you guys will both go take
that back real fast. If she's still alive. I don't
think so.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Oh yeah, if she came in, I'd be like.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Whoa.

Speaker 23 (31:25):
Zombie?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Margaret Thatcher just showed up. She is Margaret Thatcher. Although
she is a zombie. Should I let her eat my brain?
Because it's Margaret Thatcher zombie, not a regular zombie.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I mean, yeah, Lindsey, congratulations, Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Also, why have you moved so much?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
A good question.

Speaker 17 (31:50):
I think my parents just got bored a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
It wasn't like military family or anything. They're just like,
you know what, let's just move.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Move anything exciting.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Honestly, mine's the same.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Yeah, I've moved a lot in my life, and my
mom would just be like, new house, new new street.
Like we moved like eight times in the same on
the same street. By the way.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, I don't know. I wanted a new vibe, you know,
new house, new street, new vibe.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah, spring cleaning, leave behind the dead bodies.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
One was next to a funeral home, so we literally
did that. Oh wait, zombie.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Margaret Thatcher was at the funeral home.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
And Maggie mcfatch pans.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Lindsey, thank you for playing, have a great day, and congratulations.
We play you versus Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you
can dm us at the Jubil Show. You should also
follow us at the Jubil Show as well.

Speaker 21 (32:42):
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Speaker 3 (32:49):
Rice is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Crystal,
and he really liked her. So we're about to call
her in a few minutes to see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him, But first got to find
out about the date. Bryce asw long has it been
since you heard from Crystal?

Speaker 8 (33:03):
It's been a week.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
What was your communication like leading up to the date.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
We met on hinge and we started messing each other
and like for a good while, I'd said, like a week,
week and a half. We had like a pretty good groupport.
We were messaging each other back and forth. I asked
her out to Wings because she said on her profile
that she's a wing lover, and we played Darts Its
Wings and we talked like a lot and even like

(33:31):
we're jokingly very friendly competitive with each other. I thought
she was really cute and I thought we were vibing
a lot, and I liked that she was kind of shy.
She said she was sad for us, and then she
started opening up and like the conversation kept flowing, so
I was like, oh, she's comfortable around me. It was good.

(33:54):
I was making her smile.

Speaker 22 (33:55):
It felt really good.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
And she's actually really good at darts too, which like
you know maybe, and we even kissed. So after all that,
I'm kind of very confused because like what happened.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, a week does seem like a long time not
to hear from somebody after all that, definitely getting ghosted, sorry.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
And it seemed like she really she was into it.
I mean, did anything happen where it got awkward at all?

Speaker 22 (34:19):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Like That's what I'm confused about, is like I keep
replaying that night, and I felt like we were vibing
a lot and there were no like red flags from
either side. Never thought she felt uncomfortable, Like quite the opposite.
I felt like we felt like, yeah, we got along
really well.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
But did anything happen you think that maybe made her
feel uncomfortable outside of the conversation.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Well, there was okay, So at one point she like
I did get I got hot sets in her eyes
from the wings and I reached Yeah it was an accident,
and I reached over to move the hair out of
her face as she was taking a and and I
must have had sauce on my finger and I got

(35:05):
it in her eye. She was a good sport.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
About it, though, like she took.

Speaker 17 (35:08):
It like a chance.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
She went to the bathroom washed it out.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
That hurt.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, yeah, I could tell she was in pain, just
for a little bit. And she she joked about it,
and she joked that I did it on purpose to
throw her off her dark game.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
And I think we laughed.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
We laughed a bunch about it.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Do you think maybe that was what it was for
the only.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Reason to goests someone? But at the same time, yeah,
that's got hurt. It hurts a lot. Maybe, yeah, I
mean maybe was she more hostile, you would have been
able to come back. And yeah, she was shy, So
I can't imagine how a shy, nice person would handle
having hot sauce in their eye on a date. Make
a joke about it, Victoria.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Did her mood change after you saw.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Her eye only for like a little bit.

Speaker 22 (36:01):
I thought, okay, this a.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Little bit like she was obviously, I mean, tears were
flowing because of the hot sauce, and but she was like.

Speaker 24 (36:11):
She was such a good sport about it, So I
doubt I doubt that's what it was. But if I
had to put one thing on it, like he's tooken that,
and if it's.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Just a hot slot there was an accident, I feel
like I deserve another chance.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Okay, all right, man, we'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay,
all right, well, play a song, come back, get your
first day follow up next.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up.
Bryce is on the phone and he went out on
a date with a woman named Crystal. We're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him, then maybe get him another date. But first, Bryce,
why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Crystal?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (36:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Squeam met on Hinge. We messaged for a while in person,
we went out for wings. She likes wings, and we
played guards. There was a good vibe, did conversation, a
lot of chemistry, and then I got hot sauce in
her eyes.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, you think you deserve a second date despite the
hot there was an accident.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
You didn't spray hot sauce on her eye on purpose.

Speaker 17 (37:16):
No.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
No.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
For some people, that could be a red flag.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
For other people, that could be a all right, man,
well are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Okay, here we go. Hi, man, speak to Crystal. Please.

Speaker 12 (37:39):
This is she.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Hey Crystal, how are you? My name is Jewbel and
this is a radio show. It's called the Jewbel Show.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Hi, Crystal, whole show is here. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
How's your eye?

Speaker 22 (37:51):
I'm so sorry. You just really caught me off guard.
This is a radio show.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yes, we do a segment on our show. It's called
the first Date follow Up. What that is is if
you want a date with somebody in you end up
ghosting them, that person can ask us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And
we got an email about.

Speaker 22 (38:06):
You, Oh geez from who?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Well the reason I asked about your I was because
when you were on the date with them, they got
hot sauce in your eye?

Speaker 22 (38:15):
Is this from Bryce? H?

Speaker 8 (38:20):
My god?

Speaker 22 (38:21):
Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
You know this is okay, this is creepy, this is
this is freaking me out. Okay, So I don't I
don't really know what I don't. I don't know what
he told you. I don't know why he called a
radio to try to get me to contact him again.

Speaker 22 (38:36):
So okay, I'm just going to come right out with it.
That guy gave me for real serial killer vibes vibes. Y.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Yeah, I know that's really harsh to say about somebody.
And I don't even usually talk to spikely about anybody.
But I watch a lot of like true crime shows
and listen to a lot of podcast so I like
to think that i'm pretty uh, you know, alert and

(39:06):
when I see red flags. And so during during the date,
it was going fine whatever. We were playing darts and
I was winning. And I don't think he likes that
very much because by accident, he got hot sauce in
my eye. O. No, no, no, Because, as you know,

(39:30):
you're eating wings, you wipe off, you play your duds,
you eat wings, you write.

Speaker 22 (39:33):
Your fingers off.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
But for some particular reason, when he goes to to
wipe hair away from my face or my eye so
that I could see better for my turn, he happened
to have a huge glove of hot sauce on the
stump and went right.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Into my eye.

Speaker 22 (39:51):
And then and then it was weird. So so but
then he said something that.

Speaker 25 (39:55):
Really freaked me out, and he kept laughing too about it,
like I was you know, he was laughing and laughing,
which I thought was rude because I was obviously uncomfortable.

Speaker 22 (40:04):
But he says, to me, at least it was just
hot sauce. You should see the other guy I played
darts with, like the guy at last played darts with.
And I'm thinking, I don't know what that means. Did
you ever know what that means?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
No?

Speaker 7 (40:19):
No, no, I didn't want I don't want to know
anything else.

Speaker 25 (40:22):
I just knew right then that I was going to
politely say I had to go, you know, call it
a night and go home and and just you know,
wash my face off properly.

Speaker 19 (40:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (40:35):
So yeah, that was That was my date with Bright.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
You think it was a joke or that he really
meant it.

Speaker 22 (40:41):
Who knows? Who knows. I didn't want to stick around
long enough to find out.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
But if he had a glob on his finger, that
makes me feel like it's intentional. But if it was
just it's easy to accidentally get hot sauce in your eye.
I've done it a lot, not my own eye.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, I've gotten house sauce in my own eye a
lot too, but I don't think I've ever rubbed it
in someone else's. No, well, let's ask him Crystal, because
he's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.

Speaker 21 (41:03):
What.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Oh great, Okay, Bryce, are you still there?

Speaker 22 (41:09):
Hey, hey Crystal, Hi Bryce, Hi.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
One.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
I'm sorry I came up with the serial killer, but
I promise I'm not.

Speaker 22 (41:23):
Okay, that's that's that's very very convincing price.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I think most cereal kills will probably promised.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
They weren't at first.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I'm sorry, I laughing because that's just not think I
expected to hear today.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
No, I don't even like killing bugs. And I put
on a lot of chapstick and had a nervous tick
about it.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
And it's because I wanted to kiss you.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
So if that behavior made you feel like I was
a serial killer, it was. It wasn't because of that.
It was because I was just nervous and I could
tell you were shy, so I wanted you to feel comfortable.
You didn't even have any professionally profiled for you at.

Speaker 22 (42:04):
Ease, Okay, I I have one. Yeah, how do you
do that?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
But yeah, we can figure it out, just probably Google
it and figure it out.

Speaker 25 (42:15):
Hey, if if, if the radio station that you had
called me this morning can help me professionally profile you,
then I'll be happy to go on another team with you.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Before we agree to the profiling, Rice, what happened to
the other guy?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, oh, he was just was a sore loser, that's all.
Like I was just trying to impress heart, that's it.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
And what happens to sore losers.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Nothing happened. They just lose and they go on with
their life. I'm not hiding in my mom's basement.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (42:48):
Yeah, you made it sound like you stabbed him with
the dart. No, it's trying to come up as cool.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Clearly that didn't work, Crystal, would you like to go
on another day with Brice? We'll pay for it. I
don't know if we can find someone the profile if
you kill or not, but we can work on it.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
If you're seriously Yeah, okay.

Speaker 22 (43:05):
If you're willing to pay, then then I'm down. I'm done.
But I have one request for Bryce. I have one request.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Is that next time you put your chapstick on, don't
stare at me weirdly while you're doing it. And then
and then we'll be We'll be good okay and uh
okay maybe this time.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, I got one request to leading up to our day.
I would like it if maybe you laid off the
true crime, maybe watching rom com or something you know,
definitely maybe another good.

Speaker 22 (43:42):
Oh but those aren't factual.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Wait, I have a request to before this next day, Crystal,
make sure you share your location with some.

Speaker 22 (43:51):
Hell oh absolutely.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Ratlations' day follow up again is shue your bell and
co down.

Speaker 11 (44:13):
If you do, everyone, a little skiff would be from me,
and the cod detached would say feel good. Every iconic
show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil

(44:35):
Show is no different.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
It's the Jewbil Show with your drunk at Nina Hi.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez's me, and
of course, who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who
lives next door and pops by every once in a
while to tell us to keep our music down because
it's affecting her Tarantula's beauty sleep our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
And then there's producer Brad he's a dad. Hey there, Tiger.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
And then there's me, I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jebel Show, and let's find out what's going on with
us this week, and you know what's.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Up with you.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
So I identify as an introverted extrovert, and I've been
doing a lot of extroverted things. So the introvert to
me really needed to shut down, close the blinds, lock
myself in my room, not answer the phone, like I
need to not talk to people in order to recharge myself.
All that said, TV is my friend. Like, I love

(45:26):
my show so much because it feeds me. It gives
me that moment to not think about anything. And I
prefer shows to movies because you can stick in it
a lot longer. So highly recommend. There's a show on
Netflix and it is called Ripley. Dakota Fanning is in it.
It's kind of like a murder mystery something.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
It's based on the talented mister Ripley. Yes, it was
a good movie. I think it might be a book too,
but I don't read.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Wait, it's a book. It's a book. It was made
into a movie with Jude Law and now it's another series.
It's in black and white and stuff. So maybe it's
like kind of throws you off, But it's really well
done and it's really good.

Speaker 22 (46:00):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
While I was charging myself, I watched Ripley, so I
can be extroverted again, although I'm not fully there yet.
I'm probably about like eighty percent. Does the black and
white not bother you?

Speaker 23 (46:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Okay, I kind of like colors? Okay, speaking of that,
you don't play the art.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
What's going on with you this week?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Well, guys, I am stressing out.

Speaker 16 (46:21):
I have less than twenty four hours and it's my
cousin's birthday tomorrow. Like, mind you, she's one of my
best friends, a cousin.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Is this the cousin that we know?

Speaker 11 (46:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Wait, this is the cousin that you know Hailey? Yeah,
we love Hailey. Yeah. It's her birthday tomorrow, she turns
twenty four. I'm so excited, But I'm like, what do
I send her? I don't want to send her flowers.

Speaker 16 (46:39):
I don't want to send her an edible arrangement because
he her brother might eat all of it.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Be send her a stripper? What that would be so
funny with her parents? She does?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, then definitely send her a stripper.

Speaker 16 (46:51):
Why I would get a call from my uncle being like,
what did you send us.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Victoria's just funn what's your cousin's name again? Hailey?

Speaker 23 (46:59):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Why are the cops at the door?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
I'm here to speak to a Haley. She's been decided
for being too hot in no hot lane. I need
to get her in some handcuffs creating core memories.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Uncles can't be mad about that.

Speaker 16 (47:20):
Uncle anyway. So now I need to figure out what
to do. I think I found this website. Sorry, not strippers,
but it's like little cheesecake and a jar.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
There's two of them with some wine. Maybe that's under that.
Thank you, Gabby. Yeah, I don't want cheese cake and
a jar?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Why we want? Why would you get somebody a gift
that goes away? Yeah? Keep on giving?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah forever? Oh god, guys, do I do it?

Speaker 23 (47:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Hey, look everybody, it's our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Hey, stop and buy what's up with you?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
This week?

Speaker 13 (47:54):
So this weekend I attended a baseball game and I
saw the most unhinged marketing before and it was so
effective because I cannot stop thinking about it. So the
song that is talking about it's like, we'll make heaven
a place on earth.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
You know the song that one they say it comes
first anyways.

Speaker 13 (48:19):
Okay, so that song starts playing and then as the
beat drops, there's hot dogs with little parachutes that just
start flying.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Out from the like actual real hot dogs.

Speaker 13 (48:34):
Hot dogs parachutes, and it was called hot Dogs from Heaven.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
This is what I love about baseball, real hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Real hot dogs from the sky.

Speaker 13 (48:46):
But they had little parachutes that are floating down to
the pets.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
So cool.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
It was amazing. Picture kids opening their mouths, sitting their
tongue out like.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Hot dog hot dogs or someone singing along to that music,
and they're.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Just like, that is really cool. Produce some bread ones
up with you this week.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I got some food related dad jokes for you if
you're into it.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yes, definitely.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Did you hear the rumor about the butter? The butter
but what? No, I'm never I'm not going to spread it. Wow,
thank you for that. What does a nosy pepper do?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I'm not even trying to business. I'll leave you with
this one.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still
called a beef?

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I'll just let you think about that.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
That's funny you gotta call it to Or what is
an amazing burger? Impossible, impossible Burger. Yeah, they have an
impossible that doesn't hit the same. Yeah, I got what's
going on with you.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I'm super excited because not many people know this, or
maybe they do, but I've been working on music and
stuff lately and I'm officially going to drop two songs
coming up here pretty soon. Produced and made two songs
that I'm gonna officially drop. And it's like not joke
songs either, it's like actual music. So I'm excited about that.

(50:18):
I don't have any dates on.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
It yet, but we have names of the songs.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Yes, one is called just You and one is called
I Walk.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Okay, Yeah, that's exciting.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
And I'm telling you one of them is dope Lyrically.
It's dope. It I'm going to say it. It rivals Taylor
Swift lyrics.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
It does so behind the Colonel. I've heard them.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
I've heard both songs, and I'm saying that this is
this is interesting, this is very good.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah, yeah, these lyrics are. I was honestly impressed.

Speaker 9 (50:46):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I'll probably release a book of poetry because I've been
writing a lot of poetry lately, and so I've taken
a couple of poems and made them songs. But yeah,
so I'm excited, So look out for those follow me
on social media at.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
The Jebel Show or at Juble Fresh at the Jebel.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Show, and I'll also play them on the show whenever
I get them fully done.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yea, they drop very excited about it.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
I know you've been working really hard on all of
that stuff. You're ready to hear it. But I'm also
kind of like Juwbell, what's the style? Like, what are
we going to get?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, I can't really describe the style. Uh I, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
We can have those reviews like Ryan Tedder, I mean.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Yeah no, And I would say that, you know, an
initial listen, you're not going to think these two songs
are of the same style.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
But when you hear it, you're gonna go, oh, okay,
it's Jubell's own style, which is very Ryan.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Tedder esque, because that's what somebody else described it as
that I've let hear the the two songs that are
and they said these are really bold statements. I'm excited,
So we'll just keep listening to the show. Please, you'll
hear what it is, and you also hear other stuff too.
If you don't care about that. That's fine, like to

(52:02):
listen for other things, though, don't call away. Okay, it's
time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Turns out axe body spray prevents sheep from fighting what
And we know this because the Wall Street Journal is
just on a write up about how shepherds have been
using axe body spray to prevent male sheep from fighting
while they're trying to hurt them. So, I guess it's
so strong it makes their hormones get along better because
it kind of like it masks them, ye, so they
can't get all fighting. And then the whole thing is,

(52:28):
I wonder what this would do for people if you
actually everybody was wearing ax body spray? Would there be
less bar fights?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Let alone the dudes that they're in the bar that
are smell like axe body spray usually the first ones
I want to fight, but.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Not with sheep, with them they're so sweet. But apparently
it's the specific scent called axe Africa that's the one
that works best. In case you needed some help with
your sheep much the boy some Axe Africa. You don't
want to hurt the shee beis you just let them
smell good. That's really I think they're so cute anyway.
For Pepsi is recalling a zero sugar product because it

(53:04):
has sugar in it. Wait, seriously, seriously, they're recalling more
than two hundred and thirty cases of swept zero sugar
ginger ale because it's actually chocolate of sugar. So there
was some kind of mix up in production and they
kind of swapped everything. They're trying to get on top
of it quickly because it can potentially be very dangerous
for somebody that has diabetes or something like that that

(53:25):
needs to drink not sugar, So just careful ginger ale,
the zero stuff, it's not probably not zero, although this
did happen a lot on the East Coast, so we
may not be hit by it. But just when you
hear about these recalls, it's better to play it safe
than sorry. Yeah, this is exciting. Jimmy John's is counted
down the days and ready to celebrate four twenty a

(53:47):
deliciously dope dimebag for ten dollars. You get a stack, sandwich,
a brownie, and a weed rolling tray, all to celebrate
giving you parafernale. Yeah, that's kind of pool.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
The businesses are embracing it that much.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
And anything for ten dollars. I mean, they really did
a good job.

Speaker 19 (54:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I don't really care about the rolling up thing, but
just the sandwich and a brownie sounds good to me.
John is about Jimmy and John are about to retire
after idea that's going through April twenty first, soo twenty one,
you can get your deliciously dope dime back. Absolutely, it's
amazing and that's what's trending.

Speaker 14 (54:32):
Jubiles dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (54:38):
Yeah. So there's a group of friends and myself. We
go to our local Walmart and we'll open up like
cans of tuna fish and we'll shove it and like
the men's underwear and then sometimes the women's underwear. I
will just stay in there and wait to say, who
you know goes shopping for it? And when I'm like,
grab it, we'll follow them just to see if I
ever catch on. And most of the times I don't.

(55:00):
But it's nasty.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
I bet it is funny.

Speaker 12 (55:08):
Have you ever taught that not a nine things? We
did this pretty often?

Speaker 5 (55:11):
There's only there.

Speaker 12 (55:12):
I was like, none nine things to do? To get
kicked out of Walmart. We try every single one of them.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Wow, okay, have fun better than doing drugs?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Now if I buy someone to wear a Walmart and
it's got tune in, and I'm just gonna laugh about
it and be like, dang, that was you. Yeah, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (55:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 23 (55:33):
I do?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 23 (55:37):
Whenever I go to a restaurant, and I've been doing
this for about fifteen years, I always steal at least
one spoony.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Why you must have quite the collection? Yeah, why?

Speaker 23 (55:52):
Oh yeah. I mean it's sort of the thrill of stealing.
That was like very you know, there are no real
victims to this crime, you know, And like I like
to see if I can just take a spoon without
anyone noticing. Sometimes, like if there's a buffet, I'll even
try to go for a serving spoon. I have about.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Wow, So some of sometimes it's just like a test
se if you can get away with.

Speaker 23 (56:16):
The spoon exactly. And then I also have like a
really great spoon collection. You know, I have to buy
a spoon.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Do you have your spoons on time? Do you use them.

Speaker 23 (56:28):
Oh, I definitely use them, But there are some that
are like prized possessions for sure.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
What's your most prized spoon? The plastic one for McDonald's.

Speaker 23 (56:38):
No, I have standards. I have a serving spoon from
the mashed potatoes. The cracker barrel.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Oh that sounds beautiful.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Cracker barrel.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Yeah, that sounds gorgeous. I hope you have that on
your wall.

Speaker 23 (56:56):
Yeah, it's really nice. It's like surprisingly heavy.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Well, thank you very much for telling us your dirty
little secret. You've inspired me. Now, don't worry. I won't
take your idea. I'll do forks.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
That's going to be seen as work.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Yeah, don't do knives.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Thank you Bye. What's your dirty little secret,