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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramiris and
a taddry game of trivia. Oh for a used jim
tool from Mario Lopez. N Yes, also Benson Boone tickets
and a meet and greet. So call us right now
eight eight eight three four three six one eight eight

(00:33):
eight three four three. If you want to play Victoria,
you can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com. But now for a
rapid fire word association to see how quick Victoria's brain
is working today. First words that come to mind Victoria
when I say vanilla.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Baby, strawberry shortcake, Chris Brown, rap. What is coming up
right after this is the Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm stupid, You're smart, I was wrong, you were.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Right, You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive, all right, as long as you're willing
to admit that.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia to see who gets a used Jim towel
for Mario Lopez today.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
And if you go into any hotel, he's the et.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
What is he on?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Actually one? And if you go to any hotel room,
he's usually on the channel.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
When you come in.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
In Vegas this last weekend he was some gas stations.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah, you'll pop right up there and be like.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Hey, I get him some used Jim tail from that guy.
That's amazing.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It is also Benson Boone tickets and a meet and greet,
and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Alan. What's up?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Alan?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (02:11):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Not much? How are you?

Speaker 9 (02:13):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:14):
Pretty nervous?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm not gonna lie nervous.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
What do you what's your go to move when you
get nervous? What do you do to calm those nerves?

Speaker 10 (02:22):
I fidget a ton, But I'm in the car right now,
so there's not much done right now.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Still fidget in the car. I've done it a few times,
smacking the steering wheel a little bit. Yeah, that's whatever
you want to call it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, Okay, you're gonna see Victoria out of the studio.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Victoria is going to go smack the steering whel.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Outside while she's leaving the room. Alan, oh man, you
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible
if you don't know when Jesse passed, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to went.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, all right, here we go, Allan, your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
What is missing from a half bathroom?

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Well, baptop?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Which direction does the sun rise from west?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
How many years have bras been around.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Fifty?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
How many bones are in the human body?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Two hundred and sixty three?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
What galaxy do we live in?

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Milky Way?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
The military term click, used to measure distance, stands for
what well past?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
What are the five senses.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Touch, smell, taste, hearing, and sight?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
All right, got that out on time.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio while she's getting settled. Alan,
what's something you would like the world to know about
you today?

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Oh, I'm going to gratulate in May.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
So in a week from where.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Oh, that's exciting.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
University of Arizona.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
No, kay, what are you studying?

Speaker 11 (03:57):
Alan?

Speaker 7 (03:58):
I'm selling physiology.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, Well it's a party school, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Indeed it is?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, So have you learned anything about physiology or uh?

Speaker 8 (04:08):
I'll be honest, not much.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I love it. It doesn't matter though. You're graduating. That's great.
I was all impressed. Yeah, congratulations theology. All right, Victoria?
Yes you ready?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think so thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know, and just say pass
and Alan you can tell Victoria, wouldn't it go?

Speaker 8 (04:32):
Ready?

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Set?

Speaker 5 (04:35):
What is missing from a half bathroom?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Uh? A tough?

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Which direction does the sun rise from north? How many
years have bras been around?

Speaker 8 (04:48):
What?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Fifty? How many bones are in the human body?

Speaker 12 (04:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
One? Answer?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
What galaxy? Do we live in?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
The Milky Way?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
A military term click used to measure distance, stands for what.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh, miles?

Speaker 8 (05:04):
What?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
What?

Speaker 11 (05:06):
Whoa?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Why? You started asking the question? Well, the time started.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, so let's send it on over the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Producer bread Victoria, you got two correct? Alan got three
and a half.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Correct, Alan, that's what that college degree will get you.
Oh wait, Victoria has one too, normally. Well, congratulations Allen,
Yay you won you get a used jim towle for
Mario Lopez. You just gotta find out where he's working
out and wait for him to finish tosses somewhere and
then grab it.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Also, all right, Vincent boone tickets and a meet and greet. Yay, Yeah,
that's awesome. Let's send it on over to Nina so
you can get your answers.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yes, so a half bathroom is missing a shower tub.
You guys are both right. The sun rises in the east,
set's in the west. That's in the west. Okay, A
no one hought me that.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
B I'm pretty SU's wrong.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
So bras have actually been around for six hundred years.
Wows though, Wait, so like bras as we know it,
or the corset top.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Things let you very different things.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Well, bras sore about waiting until they get home from
a long day or six hundred years to pop that
thing off and go oh yeah yeah, let the ladies breathe.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, it's a passage of a right of passage. There
are two hundred and six bones in the human body.

Speaker 13 (06:29):
I did give him a half point for that, because
some infants have two hundred and seventy and he said
two sixty three, and that was really close.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
But that's infants. Where did I hear three twenty eight?

Speaker 7 (06:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
You're very certain about that.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
And now I don't know why we do live in
the milky way. Yeah, click is a kilometer in measurement,
and then the five senses our sight, hearing, taste, smell,
and oh.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I would have got that. You didn't get there.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Well, you didn't ask the question fast because you take
your time going oh oh oh, no, you in these games,
I need.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
To be fast on your pee. Question ready, where are
the practice later? I don't know what you guys keep seeing.
What does Victoria do? Congratulations? Think you're playing?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Fine?

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
We play you versus Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, you
can always d m us at the Jubil Show or
to the Jubil Show dot com.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
It's another Jubile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Hello, yeah, hey, this is Pdekins. I'm calling from Moving.
I was looking for Ken.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Hey, we're the movers that are moving all your stuff
in your new place today. Just need to call and
go over something with you.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Okay, But isn't Wayne supposed to be there?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Your husband?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, he said he had to run out real quick
and it's pretty important, so I figured i'd just call you, okay, Okay,
So first thing, I want to let you know that
everything we move is insured. So we'll get a new couch. Wait, what, Yeah,
we'll get you a new couch. Sorry about that?

Speaker 7 (08:06):
What do you mean a new couch?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, we had a little bit of an accident, got
stained up pretty bad.

Speaker 12 (08:11):
What accident are you talking about? What happened to my couch?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
It just got a little stain on it.

Speaker 12 (08:16):
How do you get a stain on my couch? All
you have to do was move it.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
We sat down for a minute, take a little break,
drink a little wine, and then we lifted it up
and the wine bottle is still on there, so it
just sort of spilled everywhere all over it and I
don't think it would come out you you did what
just having a little bit of v noo on a break.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Thank you so much for that bottle of wine. By
the way, went ah and pop that.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Bad whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, yes you oh is that yours?

Speaker 11 (08:45):
That was from my wedding? Bert, Wait, what do you
mean in the mine? It's in my house.

Speaker 12 (08:50):
Of course, it's mine.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know, sometimes when we're on the job, people will
give us a little gifts. I figured that was for us.
It was delicious, by the way.

Speaker 12 (08:57):
Uh no, do you know how expensive.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Times it was delicious? Yeah? No, I mean it was.

Speaker 11 (09:02):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that was a wedding gift.

Speaker 12 (09:05):
You're not You don't even make enough to buy another
one of those bottles.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I didn't get married, and I'm not married, so I
don't understand why you'd get me a wedding gift.

Speaker 11 (09:14):
No, that bottle from my wedding. My wedding, not like what.

Speaker 12 (09:18):
What would I get to a wedding gift? I don't
even know you.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
That is a good point, I guess. Yeah, okay, so
that was a wedding gift. Okay, so I don't know
if that's ensured. It is gone though. We drank most
of it, thankfully, and then you know, got a lot
on the couch.

Speaker 11 (09:34):
So you need to tell me that the idiot you
hired decided to sit on my couch.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
I'm sandwiches and open.

Speaker 11 (09:41):
My wine and bill it on my couch. All you
had to do was move things like why did you
think this was okay? We were saving that bottle for
our ten year anniversary.

Speaker 12 (09:52):
It was a gift.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
It was eight hundred dollars?

Speaker 12 (09:55):
What is wrong with me?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
It tasted like a thousand? I guess I shouldn't tell
you that.

Speaker 12 (10:00):
Do you think this is like funny or something?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, I definitely don't. I I was honest mistake there.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I thought you had given us a bottle of wine
and the cake was delicious, so we were like, this
goes really good with the cake, and I wait.

Speaker 12 (10:12):
Wait, yes, you ate my wedding cake too?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Was that a wedding cake?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
There was a frozen cake in the freezer and we
saw that and figured that that was also for us?

Speaker 12 (10:21):
You idiots?

Speaker 11 (10:22):
Like, why would I leave you wine and cake? Like
you thought this was a party.

Speaker 12 (10:25):
What else did you do? Did you put on my
clothes and dance around?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Well? Depends which closed their ears?

Speaker 14 (10:33):
I guess what is wrong with all of you?

Speaker 11 (10:36):
Like you're putting on my clothes, drinking my wine, getting
cake out of my freezer, like this is not this
is not a job.

Speaker 12 (10:43):
What did you guys actually do?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
No, man, I can tell you're upset, but I didn't
really call to talk about those things. I called to
talk about the couch.

Speaker 11 (10:51):
No no, no, no, no no. You ate my wedding cake
and drank my wine that was supposed to be a gift.
That no, the cake, the couch is a least of
the worries. Right now, like, you guys are stupid. I
want the manager on the phone right now.

Speaker 15 (11:06):
Man, if I could just talk to you, I want
no no no, no, no no, And I want my
eight hundred dollars back and it needs to.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Come out of your account.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Like this makes no sense, but I think I.

Speaker 12 (11:14):
Can make no manager, I want the manager. I talk
to you manager now, not another word?

Speaker 8 (11:20):
You know?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, Well what if I tell you that this is
actually a prank phone calls? But this is actually Doubl
It's Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your husband.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Wayne set you up.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yes, he said that you guys just got married and
moving in together, and he told me about all the
stuff you had from your wedding.

Speaker 12 (11:40):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get Wayne back for this.
So good, so good, I'll be plotting. I literally thought
you guys were just drinking my wine, eating my cake,
you know myself, like.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks. Time for
Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
So Instagram and Twitch are essentially turning into vultures because
with the bill that could lead to the band of
TikTok signed into law, they've decided to roll out new
TikTok like features like.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
What yeah, they're just like waiting to pray.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
So with Instagram, they've announced this week that they're going
to add a tweak to the algorithm that will amplify
small creators. And then Twitch has also announced that they're
going to have a discovery feed to let viewers scroll
through the live streams and clips in short form video,
kind of like what people are already doing when they
scroll through TikTok.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
So what do you have to be to be a
small creator on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Like are they talking stature? Maybe that's one way, like
follow me I'm a little greater.

Speaker 13 (12:42):
Yeah, you have to be under five three.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh dang, I thought I would make it because I'm
kind of short.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
You walk around all of the roller coaster like being
this tall ride, this riding darn, you have to.

Speaker 13 (12:54):
Send them a picture of your ID and a picture
in front of one of those signs.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Then when you are your tiptoes, you make it. Okay.
I don't know why that is such a visual for
me anyway.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
So Google is adding audio emojis. This is wild. So
now they're kind of like text message emojis, but it's
like while you're on the phone, So they're gonna roll
out audio emojis like clapping, laughing party, crying drums, so
like in the poop emoji too. So I'm picturing you
being able to talk on the phone and push a
button and like you're clapping for the conversation, like I mean.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
So they've just taken what we do every day with
button and they've said, you know what phone calls deserve this?

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Or does it do it automatically, which would.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Be weird if you say, ah, poop and it just
does poops out yeah, Or if you're like, oh, that's
so funny and it just starts like the it's like
a Seinfeld level.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Laugh track in the background, that'd be cool. That'll talk
on the phone so much. Yeah, because you have a
hype man.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, imagine you make a joke and you just feel
like you're crushing it every single time.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
That'd be great. So it's Google, right, It's Google all right.
iPhones get ready for this.

Speaker 13 (14:09):
Five years from now, you're gonna have audio Emojisole.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Phone is rolling it out.

Speaker 11 (14:14):
Now.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
If you're somebody that's gone back to an ex recently,
please know you're not alone, because it looks like Cardi
B is doing the same thing. So last December she
announced that she was single her an offset we're Dunzi's.
But now they've been spotted having a date night. She's
being featured in his stories. They did hook up on
New Year's Eve. We know that much because she told everybody.

(14:34):
So that's what's going on. You're not alone.

Speaker 15 (14:39):
How do we know this much about her because she
tells us.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
You know, every time she keeps going back for more.
So anyway, so if you've gone back to your toxic X,
you're just like Cardi B. I don't know if that's
a good thing or a bad thing for you, but
either right, solidarity, that's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
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Speaker 2 (15:02):
Jeff is on the phone today for a first dight
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Bbe. So we're
going to see if we can figure out why he's
getting ghosted in just a second, But first, Jeff, how
long has it been since you heard from Bibe?

Speaker 7 (15:13):
It's been a couple of weeks, not for sure, maybe
close some month at this point.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh wow. So in that time, how many times did
you try to reach out to her?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Almost once a week? But then I you know, I'm
just scared of pushing it too much. Yeah, I kind
of will just keep reaching out to her, but I'm
containing myself.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Why do you still want to try to get a
hold of her but it's already been.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
A month because I can't thinking about her?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
You can't stop thinking about her? You really liked her? Yeah, okay,
what'd you like so much about her?

Speaker 7 (15:42):
She was It hasn't happened to me too many times before,
but she was so pretty and even smarter than what
I thought she would have been initially. And that's just Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Upset, Alicia, And you know what, You're honest about it.
That's cool. Oh what was it like when you spent
time with her? Did she seem like she was into you?
Why don't you just go back and tell us about
how you met in your date?

Speaker 7 (16:06):
I mean pretty much it was. It wasn't the craziest story.
We were at a bookstore and we were just happening
to sit next to each other reading our own books.
And I saw what she was reading and she kind
of saw me peeping, and long story story. Yes, all
talk and after I really liked her vibe and I

(16:27):
thought she was pretty so asked her if she wanted
to go out for dinner and play some board games,
you know, some very casual or wasn't anything nice? And
we did. She she accepted. We had a great time.
We just connected. The food was great, our conversation was
even better. We hugged it out. I didn't want to
push it too much. I said, you know, I want

(16:48):
to see you again. She was on the same page,
I thought, and that's it and ghosted right after that.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Okay, did you go to a bar to play board
games or yeah?

Speaker 7 (16:59):
It was a very casual like bar, board game place. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Was it anything happened during the date, like, were you
too competitive with the board game.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Was there like any moment where you kind of argued.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
No, I mean, look, no arguing, but you know, it's
just like playful competition. I mean, she really beat the
crap out of me in these games, like.

Speaker 16 (17:17):
I just lost massively, And I don't know. Maybe she's
just really smart. And I feel like, maybe I don't
know now thinking about it, maybe I wasn't on the
same level. Maybe she thought I wasn't as smart as
her or something.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
I really don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Why would she think you're not the smartest her? Do
you do you or do you not think you're a
smartest her?

Speaker 7 (17:36):
I don't know. Maybe I'm not. I mean, I'm not
calling myself dumb. It's just yeah, you know what did you?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Guys talk about.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Everything and anything, from life experiences to we went down
to physics, and she's also into politics. We talked about
some of that.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Politics and physics. Whoa the first date? WHOA that I.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Was starting to get sweaty.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Me too thinking about both of those things.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
And yeah, that's pretty much where we're at.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Was there anything awkward that happened on the date at all?
Not to my knowledge, No, did it seemed.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Like she was into like during the date, I mean,
since it felt like everything was going great. But did
she give you any signs that she was flirting with you?

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah? I mean, you know, yeah, like we were like
stared each other in the eyes a lot, a lot
of eye contact, a little bit of like, you know,
arm touch, that kind of stuff. I mean, like again,
I think these were all just positive signs. You know,
we're on the biggling and having a great time. She
was winning, she was really laughing about it and having fun.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
And how'd the date end.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
We we just hugged it out. We hugged it out,
and that was it.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Did she say anything about getting together again?

Speaker 7 (18:54):
I had I had told her I want to see
her yet, and she was on board. She was on
the same page.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
We're one hundred percent sure she's single to my knowledge.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Yet. Now if she's in some sort of situation that
she didn't bring up, well then that's a little bit
on her.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
But of course, yeah, just curious at.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
The time we have we both found out we haven't
been dating for a while. I mean, we're really looking.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. A play a song come back,
and then call her and so she tell us why
she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Okay, all right, thank you, Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Play song, come back, and get your first day follow
up the next if you're just joining us. Jeff is
on the phone for a first day follow up and
he's getting ghosted by Bibe. So we're about to call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
and maybe get him another date if he still wants
one after here's the reason. But before we do that, Jeff,
why don't you catch everybody up on your date with
bb Pretty much?

Speaker 7 (19:44):
We had a very unplanned first encounter at a book shop.
We were just sitting next to each.

Speaker 16 (19:51):
Other, how to have started having some small talk, invited
her for a dinner tip together.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
We had a great dinner. We had a great convererce station.
Then we went to one of those board game bar places,
very casual, played a couple of games.

Speaker 16 (20:05):
Have the best time, laughed the loss. You wiped me out.
She's very beautiful, she believe and smarter. And the last
month I would say it's I've been texting her, and yeah,
I've been. I've been ghosted heavily ghosted.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
It feels fishy. Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 8 (20:22):
Let's go?

Speaker 12 (20:22):
Allright, here we go, Hello.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Him, I speak to BB. Please, it's fishy, Hi BB.
How are you?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
My name is Jubel and how's the radio show? And
it's called the Jubil Show. Babe whom Hi?

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I'm Victoria. Super fun to say, Bbe. I know it is.
I just can't help himself.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Oh my god, I can't believe it. Play am I
on the radio right now?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (20:59):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
We do a segment on our show and it's called
the first Day follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 17 (21:11):
Yeah, okay, I've I've heard this one before. Oh nice, Yeah,
I think I know what this is about.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Okay, that makes it. He wanted to take a guess,
see if you're right?

Speaker 7 (21:21):
Yeah, it's Jeff right, Yes it is.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Congratulations.

Speaker 17 (21:29):
We honestly like he's a really nice guy. He's actually
smarter than he gives himself credit for.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
He was like beating himself.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
Up a lot on the date.

Speaker 17 (21:39):
But so we went to this board game bar and
we played scrabble, and he was like nice up until
that point, and then it was just like Frankenstein's Monster
with like complete switch and he was just so competitive,
but like mainly with himself.

Speaker 14 (21:58):
He was just like so intense and.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
Beating himself up the whole time.

Speaker 17 (22:02):
And I just don't want to didn't think i'd want
to be with someone who was able to kind of
like be that intense on a first date, you know.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
So what was he doing.

Speaker 17 (22:15):
He was just like getting super mad at himself and
like intense about the whole game. And we had like
just met and it would be his turn and he
would like play a word and then I would play
a better word, and then he would just like beat
himself up.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
He'd be like, oh my god, why didn't I see that?

Speaker 17 (22:31):
Or you know, he'd like just realized he missed the word,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
And I was just like, whoa where he's like just
the game.

Speaker 17 (22:38):
He was just like I don't know if he was
like just compare. I mean, I was much better at him,
but that's fine.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
People, Yeah, he couldn't take it.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (22:51):
It was just like yeah, off putting.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Did you say anything in the moment or did you
just let it go?

Speaker 11 (22:56):
No?

Speaker 8 (22:56):
I mean I just met him. I was just like, okay,
and then he obviously.

Speaker 17 (23:00):
Wanted to go on another day and I and he
put the ball in my court and he was just like,
let me know, and I was like, sure, I'll let
you know. And then I guess I didn't let him know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
in a way I did.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Okay, Well, thank you for being honest, Mabe.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I appreciate that Jeff is actually on the line listing
and been listening the whole time and he wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Visage What what? That drove me crazy during our whole
game And I still can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 17 (23:34):
Oh, I guess.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
So, well, what's visage?

Speaker 14 (23:40):
This is?

Speaker 16 (23:41):
Was the word that I couldn't figure out during our.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
Game, and it just drove me crazy. It's been haunting
me in my dreams.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Is it a real word?

Speaker 7 (23:51):
The I s A G. E.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Studio sound upset about it right now thinking about.

Speaker 7 (23:59):
It, Jeff, I mean, and then her on the other line.
It's a lot going on right.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Now, Okay.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Visage a person's face with reference to the form of
proportion proportions of the features. Oh so you have an
elegant angular visage.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Interesting, none of those a word. Thank you for teaching
us the word today.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Huh, you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Okay, thank you. Sounding really upset.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
It's not sad. I just you know, I just didn't
know that BB felt that way about our first date,
our person encounter. I mean, I just really thought we
had a good time. I realized I had these toxic
traits of being O really competitive and and yeah, doubting
my my myself a lot. I realized all this. It
kind of hurts to listen to her say that.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Well, maybe it's also an opportunity to kind of open
your eyes to seeing how you talk to yourself, and
maybe doing that is something that might be helpful to change,
not just on a date, but like in general.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
No, I disagree with you. I'm sorry, but with all
due respect, if I did a bad job, I will
tell myself I did a bad job, and I'll give
myself credit.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Okay, do you ever give yourself credit.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
When the job is done? Well?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, sure, okay, okay, I.

Speaker 17 (25:17):
Mean I appreciate the self awareness.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
I will say that.

Speaker 17 (25:23):
It does sound like you're still like dating yourself.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Well, look, it's unacceptable. I knew that word. I know
it sounds kind of dumb to being so angry about it.
But when you know something and you don't know about
it in a certain moment, of course it's going to
pitch you off. And it did at the time. It
was kind of inconvenient. I could have not known about
that word at a dinner, but no, I had it
happen during a game with the girl I really liked,

(25:48):
you know.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Oh yeahset And I swear I'm going to sound like
a nut right now, but every morning I've been writing that.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Word down a hundred times, so I don't forget it.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Wow, Okay, yeah, I guess that's sweet. Oh I, oh,
that's rocastic.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Let's go on a second date.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Would you like to go out with Jeff again? Another date?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Bb mmm.

Speaker 17 (26:14):
I'm not gonna lie like the whole lack of self control,
like I've gone out with guys who I have that
and it's not great. But I do appreciate someone who
has a affinity for vocabulary words.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
So yeah, sure, we're still.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
On one more day and it's a free dinner.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Forget about it.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Even if you hit my guts and I hit yours.
We could just not talk to each other and neat
the most expected thing on the menu.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
So okay, So congratulations Jeff, you got another date, first
date follow You're in for a special treat.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I'm sorry if I said that you were talking. Maybe
I meant your stupid I don't know, I don't know. Oh,
it's almost.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. I
know we already played it on the Show's a sinko
to myo is this weekend, so we haven't another one.
An extra one for you today and it's all sinkle
to myl related yah, tequila and everything.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Wait what, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Rameira is
in a Coachina game of trivia for a shot of
tequila from a dirty bar towel.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Also justin Timberlake tickets, So.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Call us right now eight eight eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
o six one. If you want to play Victoria, you
can also dm us at the Jubil Show orco to
the Jubilshow dot com and now for Rapid fire Word
Association to see how quick Victoria's brain is working today.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
We've already done this earlier, so we're gonna do it again.
See if there's any change.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Right word association since it's a special sinco to MYO edition.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Okay of You versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
First word that comes to mind when I say Fiesta, audios, chocolos,
grandma tequila, me you a girl? All right, we'll play
coming up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 15 (28:13):
I'm gonna tall hid a large black coffee, large black
cost Do.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
You mean aventy?

Speaker 12 (28:19):
No?

Speaker 8 (28:20):
I mean a large means av Yeah, that's the biggest
one you got.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
Venty is large, is twenty large is large?

Speaker 10 (28:28):
In fact, coll is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Ventis the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Special edition of America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Single DEMYO edition.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Okay, this weekend.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
That is so every single question is single theme, which says, oh,
I mean.

Speaker 18 (28:59):
They're gonna be in at of troll for my parents
and grandparents after this, or they're gonna be wanting to
buy me a shot a tequila?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
You go, Victoria is our resident Mexico. Yes, thank you,
I am.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
It's your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a
Coachina game of trivia for a shot of tequila from
a dirty bar towel and justin Timberlake tickets. So let's
meet today's contestant for the special sinko to my edition
of You versus Victoria.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Tara, what's up? Tara?

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (29:27):
I'm great?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
How are you doing wonderful? Are you ready to take
on Victoria? I mean I'm ready. How would you say
your single to my knowledge.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
Is not not great?

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Okay, Victoria? How would you say yours is?

Speaker 5 (29:45):
I feel pretty confident I do want to today?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
All right?

Speaker 8 (29:49):
Who are going how to sell tequila?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Okay, that's good, It's more than I can do.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Really, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and
the game is played like this, Tara, you have thirty
seconds ans there as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Okay, Okay, all right, here we go, Tara. Your time starts. Now?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
What day is Mexican Independence Day?

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Oh it's not my fift pass.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Sinco to Mayo represents what battle for Mexico.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
Battle of Independence?

Speaker 5 (30:24):
How many avocados are consumed on Synco to Mayo in
the US?

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Oh man, one million?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
What country try to invade Mexico on Sinco to Myo?

Speaker 7 (30:36):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
What big event is held in Arizona every year on
Sinco to Mayo? Good answer? Half appointed.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. It's a special
educe in you versus Victoria because this weekend is too
sing it.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
All right, Victoria? Are you ready? I know, no, real
quick terr. I didn't ask. What's something interesting that you
would like the world to know about you today?

Speaker 19 (31:12):
Oh man, I love hunting for mushroom Oh me too?

Speaker 15 (31:19):
Yeah, I mean texting people, but mushroom hunting is fun.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I do actually want to go mushroom hunting. I hear
it's really cool.

Speaker 8 (31:33):
It's a good time.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, how do you do? I don't understand what you do?
How do you hunt for mushrooms? You go out there? Well,
all that terror explaining, she's the one that actually does it.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
It gives you a goal.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
When you're out hiking instead of just focusing on not being.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Able to breathe Blockingham Hill, so you hike garted it
and that's where I'm messing up. Yeah, you've got hiking part.
You forage basically for mushrooms.

Speaker 12 (31:54):
You find them.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
There's some really rare ones you can find.

Speaker 13 (31:57):
You have to leave concrete. I'm good. Okay, what's the
coolest mushroom you've found?

Speaker 8 (32:04):
I love finding morals because they're delicious.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
You just eat them out there when you're hiking, or
do you have to cook them or something like protein?

Speaker 11 (32:12):
No, you have to prepare them.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
Yeah, you like soak them in salt water and then
dry them.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
That's fine. Cool. Well, also, if you have any extra,
swing by the studio later. I'm interested. Okay, here we go, Victoria.
I'm scared, Mike. Dear Lisa just sent me a message
and I don't know what it said.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Don't disappoint the family. Probably you have thirty seconds, says,
there's so many questions that's possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass sooner. And you have to beat Tara
out right to when Tara do you want to tell
her when to go?

Speaker 8 (32:40):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (32:42):
I'll tell her when to go okay, And go.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
What day is Mexican Independence Day?

Speaker 20 (32:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Oh oh, I know it's it's a temper. I don't know.
Next single to myle represents what battle for Mexico? Oh, pabla? Yeah?
How many avocados are consumed on sinkle to Mayo in
the US?

Speaker 8 (33:02):
What?

Speaker 4 (33:02):
How is that? One of the questions? I don't know
one hundred?

Speaker 5 (33:07):
What country tried to invade Mexico on sinko to my
own France? What big event is held in Arizona every
year on Sinko to myo? I've never lived in Arizona, Nina.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I don't know why you out of me bro. All right,
your time is up.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Let's send it on over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad I gave.

Speaker 13 (33:26):
Tara half a point, so congratulations, Matt. Victoria got two points.
Congratulations Victoria, you did it. It's the least you should
have done.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
I mean, how do I know what happens in Arizona?
That's like asking you what happens in Antarctica? I mean
you failed to test. You got two out of five? Yeah,
two out of five. Your parents are gonna be so mad.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I think technically, because you won, you still get to
be a RAMIRAUS. Yeah, otherwise you would have to change
your Boston to Smith or something. Tara, you still get
justin Timberlake's tickets were playing though, So Congress, that was cool, Okay, yeah, absolutely,
let's get the answers with Nina.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Mexican Independence Day is September sixteen. I got that right
to month Roe presents the Battle of Puebla. Eighty one
million avocados are consumed on Synco to myow in the US,
what I've gotten. France tried to invade Mexico on Sinco
to Mayo and then Victoria. You were just talking about this.
The event that's held in Arizona every year on Sincle

(34:25):
to Demio is the Chihuahua races that's called an Arizona
You just we're talking about this.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, she was actually about an hour ago. She's like,
do you guys only do chiras to.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Arizona? Sarah, thank you for playing, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yeah, it's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Only on the Jubile Show, Gwyn is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater, and she's been married
to her husband John for two years, but now she
thinks something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can help her out.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Gwenn, what's going on? Why do you think your eys
was seating?

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Well, it's been you know, a good two years so far,
and I've done.

Speaker 14 (35:09):
A clothing business.

Speaker 19 (35:10):
That's really just taken off, so I can spend a
little bit of time at home. And my husband John,
he just started culinary school and he's working in his
butt off and he's always.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Had to drive for it.

Speaker 19 (35:23):
He's totally excited about it, and I want to be
there to support him in any way I can. And
I'm also really glad that I can support him while
he finishes school.

Speaker 16 (35:31):
You know.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
So again, things have been pretty good.

Speaker 19 (35:35):
It's just that ever since he started these classes in school,
she hasn't been necessarily absent when it comes to us,
but just like a little bit more standoffish, you know,
like he's super focused and wants a little bit more
than just finishing the school. He wants to just knock
it out of the park, and he's just focused on everything.

Speaker 8 (35:58):
Other than us, you know.

Speaker 19 (36:00):
And there's also this you know, other dynamic where there's
this girl in this class named April.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Well she's cute, mousey and sort of the arts because
you know, and I know he likes her.

Speaker 11 (36:16):
You know.

Speaker 19 (36:17):
She actually came over one night, you know, so they
could work on a project for school together, and they
made this amazing speared fish.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
And you know, it was really good, so hard to
be mad.

Speaker 19 (36:29):
But you know, while they were cooking together, they seemed
a little cozy, you know, and it just it's sort
of sent off some alarms in my head, Like I
was like, that's a little bit too cozy for my taste,
you know, get your hands off my man.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
So I let it go, you know, but just.

Speaker 19 (36:46):
Decided it's a good idea to maybe keep an eye
on that. And then I started to notice that he
was getting.

Speaker 14 (36:53):
These weird texts at like all hours.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
You know, sometimes even late at night.

Speaker 19 (36:57):
And I don't want to be the jealous type and
immediately jumped to conclusion. But in the back of my mind,
I'm like, I know it's that girl.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
I know it is Oh.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
So I asked him one night, like, where are these
texts coming from?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Who is this?

Speaker 8 (37:10):
You know, we were watching a movie, and I was like,
I can't take it anymore. I just need to know.

Speaker 19 (37:15):
And he got really annoyed, like she you know. When
I asked, he you know, and he's like, look, it's
this April. She's got some school stuff she sent me
and you know, it's nothing, It's no big deal. So
I was like, okay, you know again, I didn't want
to start a random fight. Didn't want to be like
the total jealous type, not just two years into the marriage.
But it bothers me so much. And I know him

(37:37):
and he loves me, and I don't feel like she
would cheat on me. But ever since he started these
classes and hanging out with her, it's like he's turned
into almost a different guy, you know.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I just wonder if this is one of those situations
where it's like April's not clearly seeing what boundaries are
and is just kind of trying to make her way in,
and maybe she is actually flirting with your man, like
your read probably was right. I just I mean, what
are the chances you think that your man actually would
cross that line? And he probably feels good getting attention
from somebody. I mean, jubile, doesn't it always feel good

(38:10):
regardless if you're in a relationship, if somebody's crushing on you.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I'm different with that I don't like it if they
know I'm in a relationship, I don't like it. That's true,
It's disrespectful.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
I could see that he.

Speaker 19 (38:20):
Didn't bothered him very much, you know, I mean honestly,
like I was just like a wallpaper, I should say.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I'm also very unaware if people are flirting with me too,
so I wouldn't even probably know.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Do you think that your man would know if somebody
was flirting with him, Gwen, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
Sometimes you doesn't know what I'm flirting with.

Speaker 12 (38:38):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I'm the same way.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
So I've been in situations like that before, Like they're
flirting with I'm like, what just having a conversation about
taking my shirt off?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (38:47):
Right?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Little woman always knows? Yeah, all right, Well, we'll see
if we can figure it out for you. You told
us what at grocery store. You guys are rewards card members.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
So we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, one random reward card winner
gets the free flowers delivered from our floral department.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
We'll see if he sends us to you or to April, okay,
or to somebody else.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Okay, play so I'll come back get your to catch acheeter. Next.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if
you're just joining us, Gwinn is on the phone and
she thinks that her husband of two years named John
might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that they were awards card members at and say that
he's this month's lucky winner of thirty six long stimber
red roses to be delivered to anybody that he wants.
Will see if he sends him to Gwin, his wife
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Gwinn,

(39:35):
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (39:38):
So he started culinary school and he's really into it,
and you know, he's just sort of become a different person,
super focused on that, and you know, a little less
absence from me and the marriage, so to speak. And
there's always a third dynamic.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
You know.

Speaker 14 (39:54):
Her name is April, and she's killed and our day.

Speaker 19 (39:58):
And she actually came over one night and they they
were cooking together and they were super like communicative.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
With each other, you know, almost physically, to the point
where I was like, this could be a problem for me.

Speaker 19 (40:09):
And then all of a sudden, he started getting these
texts at all hours of the night, you know, NonStop,
And when I asked.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
Him about it, he got super defensive and like was like,
it's no big deal, It's just.

Speaker 14 (40:19):
April blah blah blah. And I just feel like he's
a different guy and it's sort of suspect.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Well, you ready for us to call him? Yes, Okay,
here we go. Hi, this is Jobe calling from I
was looking for our rewards card. Remember name John.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
I guess this is see what can I do for John?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with some good news. Congratulations here this
month's big winner.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
Okay, big winder?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
What?

Speaker 9 (40:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Every single month you might not know, Every single month,
we choose one rewards Card member at random to say
thank you very much for shopping with us and thank
you for being such a loyal customer by gifting you
thirty six long, slim red roses to be delivered from
our floral department anywhere in the fifty United States and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
That's great, okay, God, So like, do I have to
come in or like?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That is one option. The other options are if you
know who you want to send them to. I can
also take the information over the phone.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
Oh no, I absolutely know what I'm going to send
them to.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Oh great, I've got my form pulled up here. First,
I would need the first and last name of the
person that you would like to send them to.

Speaker 14 (41:36):
It's going to be Gwen.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
And is there anything you would like to put on
a card? Would you like to send a card with it?

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Well, so it's gone to my wife.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Oh and I think wif.

Speaker 10 (41:48):
I often describe her to other people as the light
of my life for a reason. You know, like she is,
she's smart, she's beautiful, she's so supportive of me.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
You know what happened with me?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I was I started taking the culinary school, and then
I was this other girl in the class, and her
and I started getting hot and heavy.

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Oh dear, I'm actually in culinary school right now.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
That's interesting. Hope her name's not apil Uh, that's John.
This is actually this is actually the Jubil Show. It's
a radio show. My name's Jubile. Yeah, Hi, I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria, and your wife, Gwynn is actually on the phone.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
We do a segment on the show called to Catch
a Cheater, where if you think your significant other might
be sleeping around, we can try to catch them.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
So that's what this is.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
What So you're calling me because do you think my
wife is shooting?

Speaker 11 (42:50):
No?

Speaker 19 (42:50):
Actually, I was a little bit nervous because all of
a sudden, you have this friend April.

Speaker 14 (42:55):
She comes over to the house, your cozy cozy all
the time.

Speaker 19 (42:59):
And she's then do these texts like at weird hours
of the night, and you get completely distracted and you're
super focused on finishing school.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
And I just was a little bit nervous, to be
quite honest.

Speaker 10 (43:11):
Oh oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. I feel real bad
that you. I wish you'd come and talk to me
about this before we got to it.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
I mean, I've asked you about the text before, and.

Speaker 19 (43:26):
I felt like you just kind of were annoyed and
blew it off, you know. So, I mean I just
didn't know what to think, honestly, because we just haven't
had much time for each other and you're, like I said,
super focused on school, which is great, but I don't
want you to be super focused on April.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
I'm sorry if I came across as annoyed when you
were asking me.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
About the text messages.

Speaker 10 (43:47):
It's embarrassing to admit, but I didn't want you to
feel disappointed in me because I've been falling behind in
class recently, and you know, like you, E've been so
supportive about me, you know, getting my assignments done and
doing this, and you know how much I love spend.

Speaker 14 (44:05):
Time in the kitchen.

Speaker 8 (44:06):
I just really didn't want you to feel disappointed.

Speaker 10 (44:10):
So I've been Yeah, I've been talking to April, but
you know, she's been kind of like a big sister
to me because she's been helping me out with assignments
and she's been sending me like recipes and stuff like that,
and you know, as much as I'm getting done in
the class on my own, you know, she's been like
a real lifeline.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Right. Well, I couldn't be disappointed in you. I mean,
I love you. But does April know that she's like
a big sister. I mean, well, I mean gay, so.

Speaker 10 (44:44):
I mean, like like not to put her business out
there but like, I'm pretty certain she has no interest
in me.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Gwynn thought that she was kind of flirty when she
saw you guys hanging out.

Speaker 8 (44:56):
No, I mean like she you know, we've been close,
but like when you're in vacation, like you try to
have as much fun as you can, you know.

Speaker 10 (45:05):
Even though it's kind of like an intense environment, you know,
so like you will get playful.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
But like we never at least for me, there's never
been anything there is it?

Speaker 4 (45:15):
You John Well your wife, he was really worried.

Speaker 10 (45:18):
Yeah, I like again, I feel bad though, because I
don't want her to worry about me or with any woman.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
A good well, it sort of changes everything.

Speaker 19 (45:29):
Knowing you know that April's preferences not men, because you know,
they just say flirt, but it's not real flirting. So
that makes me feel so much better. You know, it's
it's or what's the what's the time I'm looking for?
It's just it's not dangerous flirting.

Speaker 14 (45:45):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I you know, just doubted you.

Speaker 19 (45:48):
But that's the text thing, you know, to like late
at night and whatever, and you just get so distracted.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
It just bothered me.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
So No, like I said, I can I'll be more
than happy to show you the text messages, but they're
all just recipes.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
You know, she's really been help me carry through.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yeah that's wrong. Yeah goodness.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:15):
I mean, if anyone's a danger in the house, it
would more likely be you than me.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Like she would be a danger because like the girl
would come under her and not him. I thought he
was saying she would more likely to cheat. I was like,
that's right, I get it now. It sounds like you
guys are going to be just fine, I hope.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
So yeah, I'm sorry, honey.

Speaker 12 (46:36):
I love you again.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
I didn't mean to be you know, I just want
to be that girl, but like I love you and
I'm jealous, So yeah, I love you too.

Speaker 10 (46:47):
You know, Like I was gonna when I thought this
was her flowers, I was going to tell them to
write that you're the spice of my life, and I
mean that, you know, everything about you makes me a
better person.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater time for Nina's
what's trending.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
This is really cool.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Airbnb is launching an icons program where you can bookstays
in famous places and enjoy unique experiences. So one of
them is like the X Men Mansion that's in New York.
Also the Purple Rainhouse Princess House.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Yeah, okay, I'm booking that. The movie up the home
that like flies and stuff. I mean, think about it.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Pretty much anything that you've ever like fantasized about as
far as homes are concerned. Wow, it looks like Airbnb
is trying to make your dreams. So they are launching
in the process of launching it.

Speaker 13 (47:43):
Yeah okay, yeah, and go stay at Princess's gonna be
gonna day we all come into work and jewels like, hey, guys, sorry,
I can only book it for tomorrow, so.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I'm just sick. Is big enough we can go with
you do the show for Princess Dope, that'd be cool. Wait,
I really wouldn't you know. There's a cool recording studio
in there.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
But there is the best part about this is is
their plan is to make them the experience is accessible,
with most of them costing under one hundred dollars per
person per night.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
We have to that's amazing. We can't not. I don't
believe that for one to be promoted.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, okay, well the first day and then it's going
to be one thousand dollars a night.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
We'll see what happened. But I think that's exciting. This
is also pretty awesome Japan. Their airport has just won
an award for not having lost one single bag in
thirty Yearsay whoa, I say like three months?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Yeah, thirty years, thirty years.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
The Kansai International Airport in Japan has achieved this. So
not only have they not lost any luggage in thirty years,
their goal is to have all of the luggage out
within fifteen minutes of the aircraft's arrived.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Success and they are successful at it. Dang, why don't
we use what they use or do what they do?
We should because we've got to figure it out.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
And the best part about the story is they're like, Okay, cool, thanks,
we really don't need awards for this.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
We're just doing our job.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Sticks, Ninja, seriously, look at that. Don't give us props
for that. We're doing what we're supposed to do. You
Americans are silly. Do your job and then you expect
a reward for it.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Do a good job. Just do your job. Well, it's
your job. You're supposed to do that, right.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
We're like, I have a.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Cookie that's funny and have you guys noticed this while
you've been watching movies. Maybe you have or haven't, But
since two thousand, forty percent there's been a forty percent
decrease in sex scenes in movies.

Speaker 12 (49:48):
I have not.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Yeah, somebody is.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Somebody did this study that went out to see how
much it's changed since the year two thousand, and it's
decreased by forty percent.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Now most movies.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Have a number of movies without any scenes has risen
fifty percent out any sex scenes at all. But the
scenes feel so graphic though, No, like even if they're
not actually doing that, there's a lot of scenes that
are more intense.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Maybe they feel intense because you're not seeing them as much.
Oh maybe maybe interesting it's someone actually went out to
do this like research.

Speaker 10 (50:19):
I don't like.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Why, Well, my favorite intimate scene from a movie actually
isn't even like doing it. Have you ever seen the
movie Forty Days and Forty Nights where guys, basically it's
an older movie and you sell a bit, but they
like have this whole situation where he's dating this girl
and he's just blowing a feather on her and it's.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
So hot they're not even doing it. Yeah, So if
you do more stuff like that. I think your mission
is still accomplished. Just go get it. Just google it,
just google it.

Speaker 13 (50:45):
Pro hot fun pro tip. Watch the movie. It's called.
This film is not yet rated. It explains how all
of that stuff works, and it is wild. Really it's
done by the people who did south Park. My favorite scene,
oh really, that's pretty good. My favorite adult scene in
the movie was also done by the gust of south
Park Team America World Police.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
That is the best scene. If you haven't seen it,
and if you have seen it, you know exactly what
I'm talking about. It is the best things. It's amazing.
That's so trending. Jubils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret? I do, Hey, what

(51:28):
is it?

Speaker 9 (51:29):
So? A couple of months ago, I moved out of
the apartment complex that I was living in, and now
I'm trying to be all, like, you know, financially intelligent
living in my new place, and I don't want to
pay for a gym membership, so I thought, why not

(51:50):
just go to the gorgeous gym that my old apartment
complex has.

Speaker 12 (51:55):
There's no gay code, so I just show up there
like four or five.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
Times a week than my morning's there like I never left.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
I still get in go you that's funny.

Speaker 11 (52:07):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 12 (52:08):
Like I'm like, wait, I'm surprised more people aren't.

Speaker 9 (52:11):
Doing this, but I'm saving like twenty to eighty dollars
a month and I'm so happy to do.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
You can save money on your water bills. You still
have the kidie old apartment too, And thereafter.

Speaker 8 (52:23):
Shower party at my little partment.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (52:31):
Oh you're so welcome, thanks for having me.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, bye bye, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (52:37):
I do sometimes I lick my cat, like with.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
My tongue, you lick your cat.

Speaker 20 (52:44):
Like, Yeah, well, I just you know what, I think,
you know what, he misses it from his mom because
that's how cats, you know, they grow up and stuff.
And so I adopted him when he was like one
year old, and I just think he probably misses it.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
So yeah, I just I just use a strap around
myself afterwards. But yeah, I look him all day.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
I was gonna say, you choke on hairballs all Do
you also pick him up by the back of his
neck by your mouth like a mama cat.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
I don't do that, but actually that's a really good idea.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
Maybe I should.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Love y'all, that's what I love. Why don't you do
that for your cat, Victoria, I'm not doing that. I'm
sorry doing that.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
If you're trying to pick your cat up by its
neck with your mouth, you might hurt your neck in
a little overweight.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
No, she's mimosas perfectly flushed.

Speaker 8 (53:38):
You can really tell, you can really tell.

Speaker 18 (53:40):
It makes the difference, Like, just try it, Okay, I
maybe I'll get like a weapaper towel. I like those
adult stores have those fake tongues.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
I bet you if you use one of those and
got it, you know, that would be like that Ohmosa
would love it.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. All right, Vig,
what's your dirty little secret,
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