What Irritates People The Most?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Remember we used to be all like, live, laugh, love,
and now it's like, no, maybe pick two if you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You could laugh and you could live, but you couldn't love.
And you can't have all three in this economy? Are
you kidding me? I could barely have one. This is
a jew whole show. And do you walk around every day?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Like?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Ugh, walking around is annoying. I need to sit And
then you sit down and you're like, uh, sitting is
also annoying. So then you lay down and you're like,
I'm annoyed again. What do I do? Well? You're not alone.
Forty five percent of people say that they can't remember

(00:36):
the last time they went a full twenty four hours
without feeling irritated by something.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
That's unfortunate. I mean, I mean, I get it, but
it's unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I guess the average is three annoying things per day. WHOA, really,
that's it. I'm just Victoria is like, wow, I'm way
above average on that.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I'm an irritated person in general.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm really proud of your self awareness, Victoria. There's a
thread going viral to the top every day things that
irritate people text in four one oh six one what's
something that irritates you or you can call us eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. We'll
go over the list right now. What's one of the
top everyday things that irritate people? Potholes? Oh yeah, yeah,

(01:17):
potholes are obnoxious.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I think that's more of an more of an infuriation
than an irritation, because man, you're getting holes in.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Your tires from potholes. You're doing all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yeah, flat tires, oh almost, like give you a bump.
We pay taxes, I know, so they can fix the roads.
It's so many layers to the potholes. It's not just
the hole in the road which you're upset by. Anyway, Like,
how does that even happen?

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Someone explained to me, how there's just a gaping hole
in the road and nobody notices, and there's always road construction.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, I always stop on over until that. Yeah, come on,
you're literally.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
Down the street replacing some nonsense that nobody asks for it.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Anyway, I wish we had like a captive like pothole filler.
It was some vigilante on the streets running around shundown traffic.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That next X Men movie should be that everybody would
go see it.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yeah, it's just a blacktop truck guy.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, the Superpowers. Yeah, we're going over a thread that's
going viral of the top everyday things that irritate people,
because apparently forty five percent of people can't go full
twenty four hours without being irritated. Isn't that annoying being
stuck on hold? Oof? Yeah? No, patience.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
If you have a TV or something like around, you
just put that thing on speaker, go play a game
on your phone, go watch a show.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
You can find other things to do.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
The problem with that is you do that for too long,
because you're on hold for way too long and they're
like hello, and you're like, I don't know what I'm doing.
I gotta switch gears. I don't know why was I calling.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Have you ever had I was on hold the other
day for a long time, and I was doing other things,
so I had my phone on mute because I didn't
want to hear what I was doing, you know, And
but they said hell, and then I'm like hello, yeah, hey,
And then I started talking and I'm like, oh crap,
it's on mute. My phone was kind of across the
room and I'm like, don't They're not gonna hang up.
And then I got there right as they hung up

(03:09):
because they didn't hear me, So then I had to
get back on hold, and then I had to actually
pay attention to hold. Wow, it was very frustrating. I'm
super painful.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
We got a text and says I love him, but
my boyfriend is so annoying. Irritates me so much.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, it's fine, that's normal. People can't go to
full twenty four hours without being irritated. The averages by
three things per day, So we're going over a thread
that's going viral of the top things that irritate people.
People who don't use turn signals. Sorry about that. I apologize.
I know I'm annoying to a lot of people. Seriously, Yeah,
it doesn't annoy me too bad. You want to really
know what people are going to do.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
If you're paying attention, you kind of see the butt
of the car start to turn.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Guys, it is so easy and so fun to turn on, Like,
just use it.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It is. It is kind of fun. That is so fun.
Clicks like that. I'm with it's kind of fun whenever
I use it. I'm so proud of myself, so it
is fun. When I use it. I'll switch lane and
I'll be like, whoa, hello, who used their turn signal?
You did job, big guy, And then I won't use
it again. I grew up driving in La right where

(04:16):
you can't use the turn signal because if you use
the turn signal, people try to speed up to not
let you in. It's the opposite there. Everywhere else in
the country, people see a turn signal and they go, oh,
you're turning. Okay, I'll slow down just a little bit.
Just don't get in my way too long. Right, But
in LA, when you grow up driving there, people literally
will they Nobody there uses the turn signal because of it.
It's a sport. Yeah, so you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Blame you're cutting off people all the time for growing
up in LA or on growing up in La.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
YEA, interesting, that makes sense. Now, Yeah, I haven't adjusted
to where I'm at ever. Then I just make excuses.
Sorry about that grub. In LA. Also, if you use
a turn signal in front of me, I do speed up.
So yeah, I'm very frustrating for other drivers, and I
know that I'm the.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Exact opposite if a turn and is too hard of
a turn, even like go'll be on the highway and
accidentally use a turn signal because I'm like, this is
a big turn.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
They should know we're all turning. They're getting to offer exactly,
going over a thread that's going viral to the top
every day things that annoy people. Bad parkers who take
up more than one space.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, like, bro, we got one space for a reason,
space awareness.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah right, it is annoying. Do you guys actually repark
if you realize you parked bad?

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I think about it. I just know that I
thought about it. The intention was to not park that way,
but I I want to get into the store, So
I'm probably not going to put a note on your
own car that says sorry, sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
I thought about moving it though, So hopefully that helps
the thought that counts.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
We got another text and I teach middle school. I
can't go twenty four minutes without being annoyed.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
That is very understanding that it's blessed you for your patient.
Four one six one is a text number. We're going
over a list that's going viral of the top everyday
things that annoy you. But because apparently the average person
is annoyed by at least three things and can't go
full twenty four hours without being annoyed. Cyclists who hog
the road, Yeah, yes, they stress me out. It's not

(06:11):
even so much that I'm irritated. I get really bad
anxiety because I'm afraid I'm gonna hit them. They just
stay right there next to you. So you're slowing down,
you're speeding up, you're trying to get around, and then
all of a sudden, their legs are going one hundred
miles a minute, and there's and there's a smug there's
smug a bug. I used to cycle a lot, right,
and I would always because I'd get annoyed by it.
I would always make sure that I was over in

(06:32):
the little white lane for the bikes. But some people
they go so far outside of it and they feel
like the road is theirs. But also that's unsafe for
you because somebody might not be paying attention. But then
you go buy them and they look at you like
you did something wrong. I'm in the car lane, you're
not in the bike lane, right, and you're in the

(06:52):
car lane.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
You know they're gonna win that lawsuit too, no matter
what they did right, no matter what they did, and
stop get off the sidewalk too.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, well I don't want them on the street.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't want them on the sidewalk going in the
opposite direction. So I have to.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
Step into the lane of a highway so that you
can get past.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Another thing that this is for your safety. Another thing
that annoys people is when somebody could hold the door
for you but doesn't.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Yeah, we nobody knows what we're supposed to do with
the doors anyway. We've been so confused by it.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
But then there's a weird distance, like there's the distance
where it's too far to judge it. And then if
you're a dude and it's a female, now you feel creepy,
Like is she gonna think I'm creepy because I'm holding
the door for so long She's all the way down
the hall. I want to be polite, but also I
don't want to be considered a perv.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's being nice when they do that, especially if I
have to like kind of like do a little a
little run for it.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
It's like, oh my god, he's holding it for me, Let.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Me hurry up. If you're the person that's the door's
being held for It's like do I do the little
polite job or not? They win crosswalks. Polite job is
nice if you're in the crosswalk and you're going across
the crosswalk and somebody is waiting for you in a car.
If you don't at least like bob your shoulders like
you're trying, I just give it thumbs up like, hey, thanks,
I'm moving. I'm moving. All of this just feels like

(08:06):
common sense to me.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
So it's all kind of ridiculous that this keeps happening
like every day.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
The top thing that irritates people when someone doesn't clean
up after their dog, especially if you step in it.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Ew happened to me the other day and I wanted
to throw my shoe at a face.

Speaker 9 (08:21):
An.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I didn't clean up up from my dog the
other day, and I felt bad. But I forgot the
little I forgot the bags on a walk. That's why
you go back.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
You get them. You get the bag and then go
back to our heat pressure.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, double stops, looks around and make sure's nobody watched.
Oh no, I knew somebody was watching. I've been down
and acted like I picked something up and kept out.
It's another jubile phone frame morning on the.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Twenties pro Go whoa.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh my goodness, that was called stay under the desks. Stay,
don't come out? Okay, stay down. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello,
I'm looking for Tina. Yeah, hey Tina.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh my god, hello, Tina is a Tina is still there?
Oh my goodness. That was close. So yes, Hi, my
name is mister Oh my goodness, that was a close one.
He scratched me, Edgar. Hello, I'm sorry, yes, stop, what

(09:36):
are you so angry?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Tina?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
My name is mister Pete Eakins. I'm the substitute teacher
in Desmond's class today. Sorry, I'm a third Desmond good
class er son.

Speaker 11 (09:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, I think he's calming down. I think he's calming down. Okay, Okay,
he's perched. Yes, Sue, I'm calling all the parents of
the students in the class today to see if any
of them has any experience with any wildlife. You've been
experience with any wildlife? Speaking? Okay, what is wrong? Your

(10:11):
son is fine? Your son is fine. All the kids
are fine so far. So I'm the substitute teacher, and
I thought it'd be really fun for show and tell today.
I'm talking a little quiet because he's currently perched and
I don't want to disrupt him.

Speaker 12 (10:24):
What are you talking about? Perched?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hello? What is going on?

Speaker 13 (10:28):
So?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Okay, yeah, he's currently perched on top of the cabinet.
What is perched on top of the cabinet Edgar the eagle.
So I thought it'd be, uh, it'd be fun to
bring an eagle in here today to show the kids.
You know, I'm a substitute, so not a lot of
teaching going on, so I wrought.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
My Okay, what is wrong with you inside?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah? What's going on? Is I just I'm wondering if
you have any experience any kind of birds of prey,
because oh goodness, he just that's my life. That's my lunch.

(11:10):
I can't go that's my lunch. He just snashed my
lunch right right off of the top of the well.
I don't know if I don't want to want him
to move because okay, he's perched again. He took my
lunch bag right off the tab.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I don't get about your lunch bag. Please get my
child out of there right now than all the other children.
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
So you just would rather try to figure this out
because you know, if I have to vacate the classroom,
then do that now. Yeah, but I don't want to
raise any alarm. So you know, it's my first substitute
teaching job, so I kind of.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I don't even at your first job out.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
There right now? He just't off the perch again.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm gonna call nine one and you're gonna get everybody.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Out of there anyway.

Speaker 14 (11:59):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay, just question for you that. Do you know what
will calm an eagles down? Stay under the desk, Stay
under the desk.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I've got this.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Mister miss Reakins, has this handled handled?

Speaker 10 (12:13):
Oh my goodness, Hello you hear me?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Can you still hear me? He's pursed again, but he
took the phone out of my hands.

Speaker 8 (12:21):
Oh my god, can you do you hear me?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
The eagle has the phone? Can you even hear me anymore?

Speaker 15 (12:25):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (12:26):
Can you put it on speakerphone, mister eagle.

Speaker 12 (12:30):
If you can hear me? I don't Hey, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I gotta go to my kids school right now? Is happening?
The stupid stuff to like have an eagle in the classroom.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I gotta so sorry.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I'm so sorry. I'll be back as soon as I can.
I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, don't leave work yet, because this is actually Jubil
from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you.
Then your husband set you up. It's a joke. Your
husband set you up?

Speaker 13 (12:53):
God, No, I really literally thought somethuntitute brought an eagle room.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? Okay, this is jew say.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Everybody's been wondering where Kanye West is and it's not
just running around with his new Wifey. He's looking into
getting into a new business and it's the business of
adult film. Oh really, Yes, People are taking this in
a couple different ways, like, oh, that makes sense because
of course it's going to be called yeezy porn.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
But he had is it just going to be him
in the mirror looking at himself.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
He's teaming up with an adult film vet by the
name of Mike Bos who happens to be the ex
husband of Stormy Daniels.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh so interesting.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
But people are reacting differently because remember when he had
Sunday Services, you know, it was all about Sunday services,
and it was all about preaching and being a son
of God, and then people are now starting to be like, so,
how does that I mean you can be both?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I guess right? Yeah, yeah, both of them make money. Yeah,
it's always the gold. You always you know your career
is on the upswing when you're thinking about going into
the adult film industry.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
Hey, to be fair, Kanye West has always been a
better producer than an artist.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Oh. I'm not going to get into it.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I just think that it's going to be.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I think it's interesting and I love to you through
the easy on it. So yeah, it has to wait.
Wait to see that on the hub. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
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Speaker 12 (14:29):
What right?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Something I never thought I would ever say.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
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flavored cracker and to celebrate it, they're offering customers a
chance to win a twenty four carrot cold.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Bar shaped of butter. It's valued at one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
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have to do is opposed to TikTok video of yourself
using the buttery TikTok effect that's on there, and then
you just have to use the hashtag ritz contest in
the caption and you have to do that sometime between
May first and May twent and you could win.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
The gold butter. So it can be anything, just as
long as you use the filter. You just have to
use the filter. Well, they should team up with the
Easy Yeah, that's what I was trying to think. And
I'm like, well, if the two of them can really
collaborate on something special there, Yeah, it keeps getting better.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I'll throw in the third collab right now because Elon
Musk just launched XTV, the app what so yeah, now.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Session with is gonna get him in trouble. He's obsessed
with it, he is.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
So he's dedicating this app just for smart TVs and
because he's pushing video. So I mean, really, just one, two, three,
all of it, all of them, right, Yeah, this could
be one big business opportunity. But right now there's not
going to be any advertising, because of course not. But
he's open to letting that happen in the future. So,
I mean, it's just it's another like YouTube, it's another
like video.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Viewing black why would you not just go to YouTube.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yep, exactly, He's gonna find that out. And just like Twitter,
and nobody's gonna say I was watching X right right,
like I was watching Elon Musk's TV channel.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
It's just a bad brand name because it just it
sounds weird. He should just call it Elon Musk's channel,
like you really should. But but you can have a
channel on YouTube. B Yeah, I just watched have started
at YouTube.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
That'd be great.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yeah, well, like like every YouTube channel that starts with
just him in his living room and he's like, it's
a video quality is not great.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
He's got to improve over time. I would love to
see that. Guys, I'm Elon Musk. Smash the subscribe button.
He just speaks like a robot, you know. I just
like and subscribe please like three D glasses to watch
his YouTube channel, you know, yeah see movies so extra.
Oh that is what's treading though. It's time to Catch

(16:43):
a Cheater only on the Tuble Show. Marissa is on
the phone today for it to Catch a Cheater, and
she thinks that her husband Lenny of five years, might
be cheating on hers. So let's see if we can
help her out. Marissa, what's going on. Why do you
think Lenny's cheating?

Speaker 14 (16:56):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Well, the thing is, there's just
never been any real problems in our relationship. He's always
been really loyal and supportive. So I've cut this pit
in my stomach, and it's just just terrifying me. So
I was getting ready for work and I was looking

(17:18):
for my watch, and I was going through all the
dresser drawers looking for it and looking and I found
some blue pills under my husband sucks. Okay, it was
a new pack and there was one missing.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Are those the only kind of pills that could be blue?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Wait?

Speaker 16 (17:38):
They were those?

Speaker 14 (17:39):
And I don't recall, you know, having any fun together
with him when he took up blue pill or even
having blue pills.

Speaker 16 (17:47):
So I just don't know who he's having fun with.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Have you all been intimate like recently? Maybe he took
it without your knowledge?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Not?

Speaker 16 (17:57):
Well, it's been a really busy week, so no, I feel.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Like you also for a week, you do, I feel
like I mean.

Speaker 14 (18:03):
We have date nights every Thursday, and and you know
we were into it last Thursday, that's right, Yeah, last Thursday.
And we're enjoying each other. So you know why, why this, so,
you know, I asked him about the pills and he
said that his friend gave it to him with one
already missing, and he never touched him, he said, and

(18:26):
he just stuck them in the drawer. And I really
really want to believe him, but you know, now that
thought is in my mind and I just I just
don't know.

Speaker 16 (18:36):
I gotta know for sure is.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
He doing anything else? I mean, the blue pills is
definitely learning and that would send me into a spiral too,
But I'm just wondering if you happen to notice anything
else that maybe a little off.

Speaker 16 (18:50):
No, No, I haven't, but you know, I.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
Don't know.

Speaker 16 (18:55):
I just I can't get it out of my head.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
So he's never used those pills with you for like ever,
like years ago, No.

Speaker 14 (19:02):
Noes, He okay, And it's something we would have talked about.
And it's just with such a shock to find them
and to find one missing, like this is something we
would have definitely talked about. And I just I just
feel like there's something going on and I can't. I
just can't.

Speaker 16 (19:18):
I can't sleep, I can't.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
So the last time you guys were together, did he
have problems in that department?

Speaker 14 (19:26):
No? No, everything was fine, and everything's always been fine.
You know, I just don't know why he felt like
he would need a blue pill.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Don't people take those two for like, I mean, some
people need them, but then other's some don't. They just
take them kind of recreationally for like a little attack.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I mean, I think it's only when you're doing that
stuff though.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Well, right, but like you can still perform without it, yes, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah yeah, that's just like an extra, k it's
an extra yeah. Yes, I don't know if the performance
performance enhancing drug.

Speaker 16 (20:01):
Yeah, so yeah it has that. But oh my gosh,
I just need your help.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, Well, we will try to help you out. I'm
sorry in this situation, but hopefully it's there's some sort
of good explanation. You know. Well, you already told us
what grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So
we'll do the usual and we'll call up and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and

(20:30):
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, Okay, okay, we'll play a song come
back and get your catch a cheater next. But today's
to catch a cheater. Marissa is on the phone and
she thinks that her husband, Lenny of five years, might
be cheating. We're about to call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store that there are rewards card
members at and say that every single month, we choose

(20:50):
one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department to see if he sends
those to his wife Marissa or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Marisa, why don't you kind of
catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 16 (21:02):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 14 (21:04):
I was looking for my watch and I was, you know,
taking your doors trying to find it, and I found
some of the little blue pills under his socks in
the bedroom and there was one missing, and we never
talked about it or anything, and I just really think
he's cheating.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, hopefully is not. Are you ready for us to
call him? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
Hello, Hi, is this.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Lenny's a Rewards card member speaking Lenny. Please do not
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually just calling to tell you congratulations, you're this month's
big winner. Thank you very much for shopping with us.

Speaker 11 (21:49):
That's awesome. Want to die win.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card one of
our rewards members, totally random, who gets free flowers delivered
anywhere they want to anybody they want from our floral apartment.
We do deliver now. Kind of way to get the
word out and also always say thank you to you
for being such a valued customer. You just won thirty
six longstin red roses, a box of chocolates and a
card to be delivered anywhere that you want to anybody

(22:12):
that you want. It's eight three hundred and twelve dollars value. Actually,
so congratulations wow.

Speaker 12 (22:17):
Really Yeah, just our way.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Of saying thank you very much for shopping.

Speaker 11 (22:22):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
So here's how it works. If you know the person
you want to send them to, I can get that
information in just a matter of minute's over the phone.
I can take it down right now, I can set
up time to call you back.

Speaker 11 (22:32):
No, you can send it to Marissa.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Marissa okay, and Marissa and is there a last name
on that?

Speaker 17 (22:42):
Just put like Marissa my wife, be from your husky
band Okay from your what husky band?

Speaker 11 (22:53):
I'm a bit bigger of a guy, so she calls
me her husky band.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh that's cute. Okay, all right from husky man.

Speaker 11 (23:00):
Okay, you on there?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
So okay, how long you have been together? Just amount
of curiosity? I love love?

Speaker 11 (23:07):
Uh, just a little over five years now, coming up
on that.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Seven year itch?

Speaker 12 (23:13):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
What so you know the seven year itch for me?
It happened in three years?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (23:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's where you've been with someone for a while and
you start looking around others, you know, and.

Speaker 11 (23:27):
You not feeling that yet. But has it been seven years?

Speaker 12 (23:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
You never never think about you know. I'm sorry if
this is just a little too personal, but you know
I'm going through some stuff. You ever think about stepping
outside of the marriageal?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
What? No?

Speaker 8 (23:43):
What?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah? Like I said, I'm just say I'm asking for
my own personal reasons here, just wondering if you ever just.

Speaker 11 (23:49):
Guide a guy. I love my wife.

Speaker 12 (23:53):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
All right, Well, then I have to tell you that
this is not the grocery store at all. My name
is Jubel and I was the radio show. It's called
the jubils Hi.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
I mean also from the Jubil Show. Hi, I'm Victoria. Yeah, look,
your wife Marissa is actually on the phone.

Speaker 16 (24:12):
Hie.

Speaker 12 (24:15):
Oh my god, what's happening.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Well, we do a segment on the show where if
you think somebody might be being unfaithful, we see if
they are to pay based on who they send flowers to.
So your wife thought you might be cheating on her
and want to see who would send the flowers to.

Speaker 18 (24:30):
Yeah, I'm faithful. Well, you know, I al those blue
pills in your software and I just couldn't get out
of my head and I just had a sure.

Speaker 11 (24:42):
They've I told you those were Brian, like when we
have I never needed those blue pills.

Speaker 12 (24:51):
I mean, come on, you.

Speaker 16 (24:54):
But you said your first friend. You didn't say it
they were Brian.

Speaker 13 (24:59):
Why?

Speaker 14 (24:59):
Why?

Speaker 16 (25:00):
Why? Why do you have Brian's pill? Sweetie?

Speaker 11 (25:06):
I mean, I really don't want to discuss this on
the radio, but you know, since it's here now, Uh.

Speaker 19 (25:14):
You know, Brian has been having some troubles at home
and I've kind of been covering for him because you know,
Brian and I have been friends since high school.

Speaker 12 (25:24):
He's my best friend.

Speaker 11 (25:25):
I'll do anything for him. But you know, he has
been cheating on Jen.

Speaker 16 (25:34):
So, oh my gosh, you know that's what I've been
getting the vee from.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I thought it was you.

Speaker 16 (25:40):
I mean, I'm, I am so many mixed feelings like
i'm I'm.

Speaker 19 (25:46):
I did not mean to, like, you know, try and
hide anything from you or anything like this. I was
literally just covering from Brian and I.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
It like cohurts me to.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
Think, who are thinking I was cheating on you? You
know that's not true. I love you so much.

Speaker 16 (26:03):
I'm sweety, thank you. I love you too. I love
you too. Oh my gosh. That explains that weird vibe
I was getting because oh my gosh.

Speaker 19 (26:15):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry about answering your question
all weird. It's just I feel uncomfortable about this whole situation.
So I just don't don't know what to do.

Speaker 16 (26:26):
Well, and yeah, you're question caught in the middle.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah yeah, should we call Jen?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
No?

Speaker 12 (26:34):
Please?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (26:34):
I think I think Brian's going to have to talk
to Jen. But I'm sorry that you're having to cover friends. Sweet,
I know that must be really really hard. Well, I
didn't want this on you either. I don't like, you know,
worrying about Jen and Brian. So I was trying to
keep it Tom the d l for you really, because

(26:56):
I know, I know how much you like Jen.

Speaker 12 (26:58):
Then this is going to bother you.

Speaker 14 (27:00):
So yeah, oh man, I'm just I'm so grateful that
you're honest, and I'm so thrilled that you wanted to
send the flowers to me.

Speaker 16 (27:10):
Thank you so much, Sweetie. I love you. I'm relieved.

Speaker 11 (27:15):
Are we still getting flowers?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
No, but you have your buddy's blue pills. You're good.
Enjoy those littles once again.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
I do not need I mean.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
The Jewel Show to catch a cheater.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Guys to like you. It's time for America's favorite trivia game,
You Versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria in
a game of trivia to see who gets to compete
in this year's trivia deathmatch, where one wrong answer could
be your last. If we love you, it's been nice.
Also a phantom clear vinyl of Taylor's Swiss new album

(28:13):
Tortured Poet's Department A Tortured Postsparman on Phantom Clear vinyl
only at Target. And let's meet today's contestant. Sarah was up. Sarah, Hey,
how are you? I'm great? Thanks for asking. Are you
ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 11 (28:30):
I'm so ready.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
So I'm a little nervous. It's a set either nervous
or that calm where you're like, oh no, she's gonna
be a beast, all right, Victoria, Yes, Sarah, Oh, I
was just I don't know. All right, we're gonna send

(28:54):
Victoria out of the studio and the game is played
like this. Sarah, you have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright, wain, Okay, okay,
all right, here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
The white willow trees bark produces? What popular medicine? Where
was the Caesar salad invented? What is the only bird
that can fly backwards?

Speaker 15 (29:24):
Path?

Speaker 4 (29:25):
What year did Australia? Oh shoot, what year did Australia
get its independence?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (29:31):
My goodness?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Path?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
What is the average max speed of a parrot in flight.
What I don't know. We'll bring Victoria back in the
studio Sarah while she's getting settled. What's something you would
like the world to know about you today?

Speaker 20 (29:52):
I just thought my cosmetology license.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
What are you going to do with it?

Speaker 16 (30:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (30:01):
I hopefully open up.

Speaker 16 (30:03):
My own little salon over in Auburn eventually.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Nice. Wait, okay, what's your favorite thing to do cosmetology wise?
Is that that? That's like everything?

Speaker 17 (30:12):
Right?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Like?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, what's your favorite thing to do?

Speaker 16 (30:17):
I really like doing the last extensions.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I mean, I'm just starting out, but they're They're what
I'm most interested in. So very cool. Well, if you win,
there's another prize on the line. You get to shave
Victoria's head. All right, Victoria, why your head? Why do
you get out here to go? Because I'm growing my
hair along on top I can't do that doesn't fit

(30:42):
into my plane. Yeah, but your head fits into my plan.
You can cut your hair, all right, Victoria. Thirty seconds
stands as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Sarah outright
to win. You Ready, Yes, Sarah, you can tell.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Her when to go, Okay, go the white willow treeze
bark produces? What popular medicine? What is the tongue twister?

Speaker 14 (31:03):
Well?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
What wh where was the caesar salad invented.

Speaker 16 (31:10):
Italy?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
What is the only bird that can fly backwards?

Speaker 12 (31:13):
What a.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Eagle? What year did Australia get its independence? Bro E
fourteen fifteen? What is the average max speed of a
parrot in flight?

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Question?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Hard questions today really are over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Producer bread, Sarah, you didn't get any correct so sorry
about that. And I just drew a picture of Victoria's
shaved head because she didn't get any correct Sarah.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
That means you win. Yes, Sory didn't beat you out
right backward.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
We'll find out in just a second. What bird flies backwards?
What bird did you say, Sarah?

Speaker 9 (32:03):
And owls fly backwards?

Speaker 18 (32:04):
Definitely?

Speaker 7 (32:05):
Good movies say fly backward.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Their head turns all the way around. They can look
at the back, you know they do that. I heard
shaved headed Victoria very bird, and you can just shave
Victoria's heads, Sarah. Also you get Phantom clear vital of
Taylor's list new album tortured poet's department. So let's go
over the answers that with Nina.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Aspirin is what comes from the white willow tree, I said,
very close though. See you want of Mexico is where
the Caesar salad was invented?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, oh weird.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
I did not expect that jewel. I thought Victoria would
know it because she's Mexican.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
She doesn't know you didn't know about your culture. Did
you know what bird flies backwards? Double hummingbird? Yes, just
like hummingbirds. I know that humming birds on my fabies, and.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
They literally fly backwards. Every time you see a video
of them, They're like flying fodack.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, I just watched them drink because he got one
of those little houses for them.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Anyway, Australia got its independence in nineteen oh one, and
the average max speed of a parrot is two hundred
miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I s's funny just times that they can move. Crazy
why I can talk? So do you think they're like yelling?

Speaker 16 (33:14):
They're like.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Their congratulations? Who play you versus Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria,
you can always dm us at the Jubil Show, and
you can also go to the Jubilshow dot com if
you want to play first.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
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Speaker 2 (33:37):
Lily is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him see
if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her on another date. But first, Lily, how long
has it been since you heard from Lucas?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
So it's been two weeks exactly?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Okay, have you reached out to him?

Speaker 14 (33:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I kind of feel like the guys she reached out for.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, why want to get hold of him?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Like, if it's been two weeks, Like, was the date
just like that good?

Speaker 8 (34:05):
Well I would think it was okay, Like it wasn't
that great, But I thought I did everything right and
he made it a point to tell me that he
really wanted to see me again. So I'm just kind
of wondering why he haven't reached out.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Well, tell us to tell us about the day, Lily,
what happened?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, Well, you know, I haven't been on a date
in a while. I'm kind of like a homebody, so
my friends are saying that they needed to get me out.
They met this cool guy at a neighborhood of Bar
named Luke. So I met up with him for tungria
and appd a qbar and it was fun. But you know,
he talked about himself a lot. And I don't think

(34:41):
I did anything wrong because I didn't have time to
say anything inappropriate because he was talking about him the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Kind of and you want to see him again.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Well, I think that sometimes when people start talking about
themselves incessantly, it's almost a defense mechanism, right, like you
get kind of married. Yeah, so we had two different options,
and he was nervous or he's certainly arrogant. I'm not
sure what was your take on that, Lily.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
You know, maybe I thought maybe he was nervous and
maybe I didn't react to him, like maybe I should
have been like ooh and ah about his whatever he
was saying a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I could have been more engaging, So you think that
would be that's the problem.

Speaker 16 (35:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
I mean, I really would like to know. That's kind of.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Why I'm going in well, tell us a little bit
more about the date, like was there any awkward moments
or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Well, he wanted to split the bill, which I'm always
kind of like, I don't know how I feel about that.
I feel like the guy should usually pay. But it
was kind of a casual thing, so I was like, okay.
But I also think that when guys want to split
the bill, it's kind of like, oh, do you not
want to see me again? So that was one fine,

(35:50):
but I didn't read too much into it. I mean,
we had, you know, pretty good conversations. It was like
a fix out of him date.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
This excited him. You still want to call him back?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, I guess my ego's a little bit hurt.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
So this is about the principle, not the date. It's like, Okay,
you're the buddy that had the nerve to goes to me,
and you want.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
To know why.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, exactly, that's why.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
How did your date end?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
You know? He hugs and he didn't try to go
in for like an awkward chist, which I think is
very respectful on a first date. And again he said
that he really wanted to see me again, which I
was you know, flattered, and then he walks me to
my car.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Okay, and you said that you haven't reached out to
him because you think that he should reach out, right.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, And he also said that he was going to
reach out if he wanted to see me.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Had he reached out, Lily, would you have gone on
that second date?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (36:46):
I always wanted to give people a second you know,
to fry, because you know, people get nervous.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I was a little nervous.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
They do say you should go on a date with
somebody three times before you make a decision about how
you say about them.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Science and my mother both say those things. I agree.
I'm just saying that's what I've heard. Okay, Well, we'll
play a song come Back, and then call him and
see if I tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you another date. Okay, thank you, if you
even want one. Maybe they just be able to find
out why you're getting ghosted. All right, Well, play song

(37:18):
come back, get your first date, follow up next. Right
in the middle of your first date, follow up, if
you're just joining us. Lily is on the phone and
she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas that she
is okay with I was normally I say that really
likes But Lily doesn't really really really like Lucas. She
just wanted to date with him. She's been getting ghosted
for two weeks now, so we're about to call him.

(37:39):
See if I tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date if she wants one. But Lily,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Sure, So I met up with this guy Lucas for
like a cute date, and he talked about himself a lot,
but at the end he said he really wanted to
see me again and he was going to reach out.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
And it's in two weeks.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 12 (38:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (38:14):
Him.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I as speaking to Lucas. Please. Yeah, Hey, Lucas, how
are you? My name is Jeuble and I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Hi, Lucas, I'm mean also on the show, Hi, and
I'm Victoria. Hey guys, have you heard the show before? Well,
let me tell you a little bit about it.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's a radio show. And then also we do a
segment on it called the first eight follow Up, where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
ghost them. That person can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So
we got an email about you from somebody. Do you
want to know who?

Speaker 12 (38:45):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Okay, her name is Lily. Do you remember Lily?

Speaker 12 (38:51):
Yeah? Yeah, of course?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Thoughts on Lily?

Speaker 12 (38:56):
Uh? She thinks I'm ghosting her?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
M h are you?

Speaker 12 (39:01):
I don't know? I don't. I don't call girls after
a date. I wait for them to call me.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Can I ask why?

Speaker 12 (39:07):
Yeah? Because I don't want to play games.

Speaker 20 (39:08):
I like, I don't want a girl plays games, So like,
I don't want to do like how many days you're
supposed to wait and not? This was just a stupid
game and I don't need that. So I want somebody
who wants to hang out with me. So I mean,
if anybody's getting ghosted, it's.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
Me here, right, Huh?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Okay, did you like your date with her?

Speaker 12 (39:26):
Yeah? It was fine. She didn't seem like that. You know,
I'm like, I'm an open book. Ask me questions. You know,
she didn't to have much to say.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Okay, did it seem like she wasn't into you?

Speaker 12 (39:35):
Really? I mean it was fine. It was you know,
it wasn't It wasn't like a big spark, but it
was fine, like I would go with her again.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Okay, that's what I was going to ask if she
called me if she did? Okay, interesting, Okay, cool, Well, Lucas,
Lily is actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 14 (39:52):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Oh okay, hi, Lucad.

Speaker 12 (40:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Hey, look, Lucas, she didn't more than call you. We
don't do too hey, Okay, well, I mean.

Speaker 12 (40:08):
This this feels like the game dand all games.

Speaker 14 (40:11):
Man.

Speaker 12 (40:11):
I don't I don't think this is for me. We're
doing a radio show after one date.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I don't know. I'm not a game player at all.
I was just really curious why you didn't text me
after you said you really wanted to think again and
you were going to reach out, you.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
Didn't text me either. I mean, it feels like it
goes both ways.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Well, Lucas, actually you're the one that's playing games because
you're waiting to see if I'm going to text you.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
I mean, you could just have texted. This feels like
you're doing games right back. I feel like this is.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
These are your games to get clarity and communication.

Speaker 20 (40:46):
Look, I don't know what you want, Like, you didn't text,
You didn't say anything, So seems like you know want.
I want to be with someone who really wants to
talk to me. That's enough, That's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Don't you see it kind of as a game because
you didn't text either. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 12 (40:58):
What it feels like now, you're trying to do games.
I'm just not interested in this.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying. You're playing games. Yeah, now,
I think we're all playing games. But if you want
someone to like you, shouldn't you also like them show
them interest as well.

Speaker 20 (41:12):
I mean, I'm interested in everybody, So I'm looking for
people who are interested in me.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Oh okay, Well, how am I supposed to know that
you're interested if you don't text.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Or call me?

Speaker 12 (41:23):
Am I supposed to know you're interested if you don't
text or call me?

Speaker 11 (41:29):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Hey, would you guys? I like to go on a
second date? We'll pay for it?

Speaker 16 (41:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Actually I would?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Oh what you would?

Speaker 12 (41:38):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
No, Lucas, you want to go on a date too? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (41:44):
Sure that sounds good. You're gonna pay for them?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
So, now do we both feel confident that the other
person is interested in the other person or do we
need to text again after this call to say I'm interested,
I want to see you. We can go on the
counter three you can text each other at the same time.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
I mean it's like she's interested. That's what I was
looking for. So I think he solved it.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
All right, And now Lily you know that he was
interested too.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I'm glad to find that out.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Okay, well, enjoy your date and you guys have a
lot to talk about. I'm sure, yeah, good luck on that.

Speaker 12 (42:18):
We should appreciate this out now. Then I guess you
want to text me on.

Speaker 14 (42:20):
Me you know what?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Sure, but you have to text me back after, isn't
that what you do?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Okay? Well, deal, we got a deal and a little
great Really, congratulations guys, Jules, first date, follow up.

Speaker 21 (42:42):
Your heart is true, your bell and down.

Speaker 14 (42:49):
If you do.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Everyone just a little, the biggest gift would be from
me and the cod detached would say thank you been.
Oh that felt really good. Woods every iconic show as
their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is

(43:13):
no different. It's the Jewbil Show with your drunkend Nina Hi.
And then of course there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez.
That's me also producer Brad he's a dad. Hey there,
Sport and I'm Jewbil.

Speaker 15 (43:25):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
It's the Jewbil Show and it's time to check in
and see what's going on in our lives this week. Nina,
what's up with you this week?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
You know how the more personal something is, the more
nervous you get. Do you guys get that way too,
Like if you're creating something, especially right, the more personal
it is, the more nervous you are, which is probably
funny coming from me since I share my life for
a living. But this last weekend I experienced serious nerves,
like real nervousness for like the first time in a
very long time.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
It made me feel a lot and also want to
throw up at the same time.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Hi, So I was in Chicago over the weekend because
if you don't know, I have a business. I own
my own skincare line that I just launched in September,
and I attended.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
My first trade show. So at trade shows, did you
have a name badge?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Like I just pat your trade show is the name badges?
Everybody's got a name badge? No, I didn't have a name.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Badge, but there's a lot of blazers and I definitely
had that in my like cute little power suit. Actually,
if you follow me at Nina on the air, there's
pictures there and then there's also the whole setup you
can see if you want. But at one point, so
the trade show, it's all of these people working in beauty,
a bunch of beauty founders, all of this stuff, and
I'm reverly new to this world, not new to the knowledge,
but new to being around other people. And I had
to get a presentation, Like I had to get on

(44:32):
a stage, and I had to use I mean stages
of microphones.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
My jam, do you have a little clicker thing? No,
I did it. I hadn't always wanted clicker.

Speaker 11 (44:41):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I didn't to change behind you. I wish it wasn't
that fancy.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
It was just like I had like an easel, Oh
that's cool, like a board, and then I had like
a little demo and all this.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
And I had one of those microphones that you hold
it like should be up on your ear like you
say them during the Ted Talks.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah. So yeah, I was living our dreams.

Speaker 15 (45:01):
I know.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Wow, I almost peeled my pants while I was up there,
so I don't know if that's part of your dream.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Too, that's part of mine. Yes, I want to do
present your pants. Oh the good news is I didn't.
It went really well. That's exciting and my nerves are gone. Congratulations,
thank you so much. Victoria was going on in your life?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Oh my gosh, guys, I bawled my eyes out last night,
and I need to do any of y'all watch The
Fear of the Walking Bed.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
No, this series already Seriously, the series already ended.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Text lines are open four one O six one go
to my dms VI Ramire zero zero. I need to
talk to someone about this because I don't know what's
going on right now. And my favorite character last night,
I thought she died.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Okay, no spoilers though, because like, what if somebody does watch,
you have a real big problem with doing this.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
But you do know what I'm talking about. My favorite
character could be no one else's favorite character.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I got that, but it's my favorite. Everybody, but I.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Literally made a video of myself. Guys were bawling my iPod, crying, going,
I don't know happening.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
This is so sex the second time you posted a
video of yourself crying over at TV show. The last
time was when the OCD and not when it originally ended. Yeah,
Victoria watched it and started crying at the finale because
she was going to.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Miss those Yeah, what is that that compels you to
pick up your phone and film yourself whilst crying.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
The thing is I was just crying efforts, and then
I was like, I need to send this to my
friend because I need her like what's going on, to
see like my emotion.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
And so I did it.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
But then right after it happened, the girl just like
wakes up, and so.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
I don't know she's actually dead or not. It's not
even a spoiler kind of it. Yeah, the show is
Fear of Walking Down. It's about zombies. She's probably a zombie.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Well, I don't know she's got she goes on.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
No, she didn't do it that I'm saying. She like
fell one second and then she got back up. It
was completely fine, didn't sounding and he didn't sound again.
So I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
And it was already way past my bedtime and Brad
don't be to make sure I quick to bed.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
On time last night, So you're up as your bedtime
crying Dang, she didn't listen to you.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Everybody's your sister. She's going to get in trouble with
crying prode this week.

Speaker 20 (47:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
I'm not sure if you've noticed around, but I love
bad puns. It's just how I roll. Do you use
these like out in the real world too.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I'm a I'm a father, Nina. I use them all
day every day. I just like to hear a story
of when it was used. Well, I was a store.

Speaker 14 (47:33):
Well No.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
I was talking to my daughter the other day and
I was telling her about my new side hustle, which
is trying I'm trying to breed racing deer.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's my side hustle. Really, yeah, trying to make a
quick buck.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
Hey, this is better than my old life. I used
to be addicted to hokey pokey. I turned myself around.
It's fine now.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Thank you for those You're very locome. I need to
really what's going on with me is I'm very excited
because I'm dropping my official first song. So I've been
stepping into music and it's been a cool, interesting journey
because I've never done it before. But I always like
to evolve and do things creatively different than I've done

(48:23):
them before, even when I was doing stand up and
stuff like that. And it usually makes people nervous when
you do something new. I don't mean me personally nervous.
I mean the people around me nervous, like because they
always not me. They always want me to stay the same, right,
don't everything's working fine, Just do phone pranks, don't do
anything else, just shut up, right. And so I've been

(48:45):
doing this and people have been telling me, like, don't
focus on that, whatever whatever. But anyway, so I officially
am dropping my first song on May fourteenth. So May
fourteenth is when is it? When it drops, you can
go to my Instagram at juble Fresh. There's a little
link there for a spot if I follow, if you
want to. But yesterday was the day I uploaded it.
It's all ready to go, and I'm excited. Are you scared?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Like?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Are you not scared? But do you feel nervous? Like
sharing your baby with the world. No, I've always wanted
to share with everybody. Okay, I'm just really excited and
I want people to check it out, you know. And
it's like a fun song for the summer, and it's
actual song because everybody's also when they've found out that
I've been learning music and doing all that stuff, they're like,
just make funny songs, and I'm like, yeah, I also

(49:27):
want to say other things though, and they're like, don't
ever say anything else.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
My dad, when you first mentioned it on the show,
he like, Victoria, I'll be honest with me. Is it
just a funny song like the last one for Father's
that you made, or is it like a song? I
was like, no, it's like actually a song and it
was really good, like I had it in my head
all day.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Here's a clip of it. Okay, here this is a
clip of the new song that I'm dropping. It's called
just You and then in parentheses, so you but on
a May fourteenth, and I want everybody to download it
because I think it would be also hilarious if it
got on the chart. So I'd be proud of myself,
but then I also be like, that's funny. That'd be
the funny part. Here's a clip of the song.

Speaker 12 (50:05):
Though.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I'm trying to tell you that, so check it out.

(50:29):
Things coming out. Yeah, I'm I'm super excited about It's
time for Nina's What's trending.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Okay, post Malone is stepping into a new world. He's
on a movie set in medieval times and it's all
about an eighteen wheeler.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
What Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
So post Malone has been working on a graphic novel
and movie based on an idea that he came up
with about a mysterious armored eighteen wheeler fighting demons in
medieval Europe.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Okay, I know you just kind of wonder how people
get to this point, but you know, I'm excited for him.
And people are now saying that it kind of mixes
mad Max Fury Road with the Evil Dead franchise. I
haven't seen either one, but I would support post Maloney.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
You got so much money, you got so much time,
you got so much boredom. Why wouldn't you do cool, fun,
creative projects like this. Yeah, that's exactly what I would do.
I mean, anything that pops into your head you can make,
whether that's good or not, just like do it. So
that's coming. Also something to look.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Forward to at Shake Shack is avocado somolier. So you
know about a somolier that helps you with wine. Now
there's an avocado simlier that helps you pick out the
proper avocado. And the whole reason why they're doing this
is because they're bringing back is put their avocado baconburger,
but they use real avocado and not like the paste avocado,
you know, like it's a premixture.

Speaker 18 (51:46):
I know.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
But the reason for this is that they are hoping
that it's going to highlight their fine dining roots and
that will make them stand out from other burger places.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Has fine dining. No, I didn't know that, so hey
produce a brad here.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
A lot of people do not know this, but Shakeshak
was originally a hot dog cart and burger spot outside
of a fine dining restaurant. To get people to go
to the fine dining restaurant, they would eat lunch at Shakeshack,
which was a one cart, and they would say, Hey,
come back for dinner tonight to our fine dining restaurant,
which is I forget the name of it, but it's
eleven Madison Park. That's actually what wow in New York City.

(52:23):
And then the cart turned into what we now know
as Shakeshack. What's pretty wild EXU.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Shakeshaks have wine though, too, so that is pretty cool.
We know that either yeah, not unput on a suit
and tiger. Now they god avocados and Malie's woo classing
it up baby, But that's happening from April twenty fifth,
I guess from now until a few more days. Banana
peel botox is the latest beauty trend. I have not

(52:50):
seen this, and I will try this. But now influencers
all over TikTok are taking banana peels and they're rubbing
them on their faces and they're saying that it's getting
rid of wine.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
That's not new.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Somebody even tried it on their grandma, so you could
try and see if it works for you.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
But that is what's trending Jews.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 18 (53:11):
I do.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I'm sweet, let's hear it.

Speaker 15 (53:15):
So I am engaged to be married and coming up,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
And I have been exploring an.

Speaker 15 (53:28):
Avenue of making extra money. I've been really in need
of making some extra money so I can spoil my man.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
And my dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Is that I've been selling some things online. What have
you been selling?

Speaker 12 (53:44):
Right?

Speaker 8 (53:45):
Well, it's not only fans and it's not my body,
So there's that.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
That's good That's where I thought it was going. For sure.
I was going to guess his feet picks is that
you're underwear? I was, yeah, I was.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
Thinking you were thinking that, like sepi other kind of
picks all up. So my husband hasn't figured this out yet,
but my underwear.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
Door is getting a little bear.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I knew it. I knew you're selling those.

Speaker 15 (54:14):
But it's not nasty because honestly, it's like, I'm not
the kind of girl that would just wear underwear for
like two weeks and then send it to these people
who are into that disgusting kind of thing.

Speaker 16 (54:27):
Sometimes you know, low canatuna.

Speaker 21 (54:30):
Oh gosh, what what?

Speaker 15 (54:33):
These people are very strange that want these fetish specific things.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
But the money's coming in, okay.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Racking up nice? What well it gets your money? Yeah,
don't get me ideas, girl, I I just don't know
if there's a big market for my undies.

Speaker 16 (54:54):
You know you're out.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Somebody was George, Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
A wonderful wedding there, thank you.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
It's going to be.

Speaker 15 (55:05):
I'm probably hoping it's gonna I think I'm going to
take him to like Bora bor the best.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Oh there you go who needs those though exactly? Well,
thank you very much for telling us your dirty little secret.
I have a good day you too. Hello bye, Hey,
what's up? You have a dirt little secret?

Speaker 9 (55:23):
I do?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Sweet.

Speaker 13 (55:24):
So, my dirty little secret is I had a roommate
who would always eat all of her cookies and all
of my food and breaching. It wasn't her, so we
were pretty fed up with it, and we ended up
making laxative cookies, so she ate.

Speaker 16 (55:37):
All of it.

Speaker 13 (55:37):
The next day, all the cookies were gone, and let's
just say after that there was no more sealing of
food in that house.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Wow, that's funny.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Wow, I mean, I guess it's not really that much
of a secret. Did she know that you guys put
laxative in it? Or did she just think she had
too much or your bad cuts?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
She never knew.

Speaker 13 (55:56):
We did so going to open each pill of the
laxative and made sure to mix it the blue with
the cookie dough, so well, like hand picking out all
the little pieces of the laxative so you couldn't tell.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
So to this day he still does not know.

Speaker 13 (56:08):
But it's like a hidden secret from us in our roommates.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
So it is so funny. Wow, She's like, those cookies, really,
I don't. I'm never eating anything they cook ever. Again,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Of course,
what's your dirty little secret?

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