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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I always say, if you're over the age of twenty five,
you should not be dating for fun anymore. You should
be dating for funds.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You hear what she said, fun fun funds if he's broke.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Next, it's the show. Hey, your food cravings can tell
you everything about your personality. So think about what type
of food you crave the most, sweet, salty, salty, spicy, eggnoggish? Well,
is that a that's an obvious I don't know if
that's a craving or not. But if you have that,
it tells you something about your person.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Something.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, every day I just have the craving for something eggnoggish,
you know, And just description three minutes will tell you
what your cravings mean about your personality. So hang out
and we'll tell you. Right after this, it's the Juble Show. Hey,
I got a question for you. Do you get cravings?

(00:55):
This is the Jebel Show, And new research has come
out that says the types of food you can crave
can tell you everything about your personality. Interesting, we'll go
over that in just in second, so you can see
what type of food you crave and what that means
about you on the inside. So, what do your food
cravings say about you as a person. Let's go over
the list sweets. If you crave sweets, it says you

(01:18):
live on the wild side and are often described as
living a care free lifestyle with few regrets.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, okay, do any of you guys crave sweets?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
No, I never do.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I hute sweet tooth yep, but I was.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I had a weird life, you know, Like my parents
told me I was allergic to chocolate at a very
young age, and I wasn't at all. So I think
they just didn't want me to eat chocolate. That's one
way to stop drinkid from a chocolate Yeah. So I
didn't really eat candy the very much as a kid,
so I never developed a craving for sweets. Go on
the other way, you know, Yeah, that's true. So yeah,

(01:51):
if you if you crave sweets, you like to live
on the wild side. You feel like that's correct about you, Victoria.
I think so every now and then. I mean sometimes
I like to, you know, rein it in. But it's
a few times where I'm like, you.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Know what, No, I feel like you walk up to
the line and then you're like, well, there's the rule.
I'm going to back up. So she tries, but she
doesn't fully follow through it. It's a work in progress.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
There's a new research that shows what your food cravings
are can say a lot about your personality. If you
crave salty foods, you tend to go with the flow.
Salt lovers have in external focus of control, meaning they
believe a higher outside force, not their own actions, determines
their fate.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Interesting, I guess kind of a little bit. I definitely
am a salty person. I'm a salty and spicy, salty, salty,
salty and spicy. What is that? Like? What food is that?
I don't know. Like I really like taie food with
the extra spice. I crave it on a regular basis.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I also never really ate salt. But that's because that's
because of the Cosby. That's because of the cosmic show.
Bill Cosby had by high blood pressure because he ate
too many. Sandwich is a salt on it, And I
was raised by this, so I never wanted to eat
fault because of that. I was like, no way, man,
thank you for teaching me that lesson. Yeah, I also
use that every test I took that I did bad on,

(03:09):
I was like, because I have dyslexia, because there was
an episode abou dyslexia, and I was like, that has
to be what it is, and they're just not doing
the work. If you have sweet and salty cravings, you're
private and a bit solitary, but you have a creative side.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh, I'd like that's more mean, that is one hundred
percent accurate. If that is you, that's one hundred percent accurate,
like popcorn. But I also like some dark chocolate.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, if you like dark chocolate, actually has specifically one
for craving dark chocolate. On that list of what your
food cravings say about your personality, it says dark chocolate
lovers are social butterflies and work well in teams. Oh,
milk chocolate lovers tend to be quiet and introspective types. Overall,

(03:56):
chocolate lovers rely heavily on their intuition and logic.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yes, I always say that's one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I don't know if this is panning out well for me.
So I love salty food. So I'm a salt vinegar
kind of person. If you put salt, if you flavor
whatever it is vinegar, I'll try it.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
The other thing is I'm definitely more milk chocolate than
dark chocolate. Really so, but this is painting a picture
of them.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Brad a social butterfly.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Well, no introspective calm because.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
The milksho milk.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, so introspective, go with the flow kind of.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't know if that's always Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
And it said like I believe in something else has control.
I don't ever believe that.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
If you like spicy food, it says you love order,
you dislike wasting time, fact, and sweat the details. You're
all yeah, and not not don't sweat the details. You
do sweat the details, and you're also more accepting and
tolerant of change in other people.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
That actually is me. The spicy one fits me the most.
I do not like to waste time. I don't like
and people waste my time. Efficiency. Efficiency is where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, Holy, you must hate working with me sometimes the beginning,
I will be.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Honest.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I will be honest with you beginning.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
It makes sense. It was a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Difficult because things moved at a much slower pace than
I'm used to, and still does. But I have got
my own flow with this pace, and I like it
with someone who we're good.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I don't want to waste time with someone who works
with someone's like time's made up?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Man?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Why are we wearing shoes a day anyway? Say you're late?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Man?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
It doesn't even really exist if you think about it.
But now I get it. And except exactly the way
you are away? What time are we supposed to be
on here?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Which way?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
You have said? In a meeting with a bunch of
higher ups? What is late? Anyway? What does it mean?
They didn't really get what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't get what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, right. If you crave citrus, this one is me.
I don't really have many food craps, but I do
crave citrus. I love anything citrus. I take an excess
of vitamin C every day, way too much, but I checked. Actually,
you can't take too much and just end up peeting
it out. So because I wanted to eat, I just
love it. I love it, and I'll eat like I'll
sit and eat a whole thing of vitamin seagummies, So

(06:24):
I have to, like, I have to keep them out
of my sight. You don't like candy, but why do
you never get a cold? And the best ones are
like the chalky ones, like the chucky little vitamin road. Yeah,
I'll literally I'll eat them like candy. So I have
to hide the bottle wait, so I don't see it,
because then I'll just grab it and start eating it
all day. If you're hiding it, you know where the

(06:45):
hiding spot is. I'm also very forgetful, know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
The only person who can successfully hide anything from Jebile
is Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'll open up a Jordan, I'll be like, whoa, Yeah,
I remember I put that viamin s in there.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's his.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Citrus lovers are more anxious than most and tend to
gravitate towards citrus snacks. Some citrus foods are best known
to boost immunity. Citrus lovers subconsciously are more aware of
their health and load up to prepare for the future. Yea,
and yeah, it's true. I am a ball of anxiety
a lot of times, and I do eat a lot
of citrus stuff just because I'm like, man, I'm feeling
like a little down. It must be the vitamin sea levels.

(07:21):
I might have scurvy. At one point in my life,
I thought I had scurvy. I think that went out
a stile in the eighteen hundred. Yeah, I might have
talked about an episode of Bill Coffee. Probably that's It's
another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Whoa, oh, oh my goodness. Hello, Hi, this is Pete
Akins calling from landscaping and say, oh my goodness, just Kelsey. Hi. Yeah,
he's going on. I worked for the landscaping company that

(08:04):
comes out here and does your law. Oh good, get
back here are.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm just calling you because we're all moaning you're lawn
to the youth character.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm goold, I've got it in place.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I've got an in place.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Come hello, you can turn it off.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Just come.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh no, I got away.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, hello Kelsey Hare Hello, yeah here.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I never still say.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'm the landscaping company that mows your lawn. Oh not
the flowers. Oh what are you? What are you?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
I'm out here at your house. Oh no, I don't
have to mow my lawn.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
You jump on top of it? Jump ow, don't jump
on top of it.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Hello, Kelsey, are you still there?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm still here.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah? We have a major issue here, and I wonder
if you can come help us out.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm at the doctor right now.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
But what we got, we got we gotta run away lower.
I've never had this happen, and we're trying to catch it.
But uh, it's just mow and everything.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
What do you mean every? What do you mean everything?
The brock and the basket?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Not the tomatoes in my garden are oh oh okay.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
So it's yeah, it's kind of lost its mind. We're
trying to we're trying to tackle it. We can't seem
to stop it. And it's kinda there was some well
there's no more garden.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Uh what.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
It's all been my tomato plans?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Are you kidding me? Here's the deal.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
I'm a professional gardener and those are supposed to be
entered into a competition and I've been working a really
long time on them and I cannot get those plans back.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Figure this out.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay, ready, ready, grab granit grabbit ready ready, gay gbbit.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I need to know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay, okay, oh my god, holy got it?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, how did you lose control of the mower?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I need to know.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I need to know what is going on right now.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Were you saying something just a second ago, Kelsey.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I was asking you what has been taken out? What
have you mowed over?

Speaker 7 (10:20):
I need to know what's going on right now because
I don't have those insured, and they're very important.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I was able to wrangle the mower and get it stopped,
and uh yeah, everything's gone, all of it.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
How can you lose control of the long moment?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
This thing must have a mind of its own. It's
a new mower that we've been using, and I'm just
gonna let me see if it's I'm gonna try it
again and just see what happens here. There's I mean,
not all the garden's gone, but most of this. I'm
gonna try this again and see.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
No, no, no, no, no no no, it's no.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ay, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Swizzer? The window inside? Oh there's.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Window.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
It's your home, in your home.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You need to call the I don't always call the
fire department the police. I can't see them right down.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Okay, Well that was just like I'll let you know.
There's a brank phone call. This is actually Jubil from
Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
My husband, Yes, your husband set you up. It's a joke.
He said that you're a gardener and you have like
a bunch of prize winning plants that you're trying to grow,
and you wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah I do, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh my my heart rate right now.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
I'm had to step into the hallway at this doctor's
office and I'm literally screaming.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I look psychotic. I looktic.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks time for
Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
So there's one kind of couple that's trending right now,
and according to TikTok, they are the happiest, and that
is the gamer boyfriend and the reader girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
What I could see that they're both in the same
room but kind of ignore each other exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
So they're able to each be in their own worlds
while still spending time together. And then they can share
it because those hobbies, I guess are similar enough where
you're getting lost in another world.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, I could see that totally.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah. So if you're in that, congrats, you're in the
trendiest couple of them all.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
So if your gamer dude, look for a reader girl.
If you're a reader girl, look for a gamer dude. Yeah,
except you got to tear yourself away from your book
or your video games to find them properly. O. Right right,
you're on track though. Okay, this next story is wild.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
We've joked about it being the planet of the Apes
in real life, but it's really starting to look that
way because wild monkeys have now invaded Florida neighborhoods. So
I've really been following these monkey stories pretty closely because
I'm just blown away by the monkey gangs in Thailand,
and now there's these monkeys that have been going wild
in the Florida neighborhoods. They've been spotted where they're going
through different vehicles, cars that are parked outside on the road.

(12:58):
They're walking around on rooftops and just relaxing in people's backyards.
Where are they coming from, that bunch of monkeys, I
don't know. They don't know where they're coming from. They're
just making it. Doesn't say in this article. Oh my godness,
I could dive a little bit deeper. I hope some
monkeys move into my neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
How fun would that be to wake up in the morning,
look outside, Just got a little monkey hanging out there.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
A couple of coffee. Hey, I got a bunny that
ye drinking. I got a bunny that lives in my yard.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Now.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I look forward to seeing that little guy every day.
He always scared me. This morning, Yeah, he was like
hiding somewhere and then he hopped out, and I was like,
oh my god, did you name him? Not yet, but
I should my Carl Ferdinand, Okay, Carl, Carl, Carl Carl
in the morning or is that car a lot?

Speaker 6 (13:46):
You know?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I haven't checked yet because I get my hands on
that little guy or girl found out. I don't know
why I said that. That really the weirdness, what you Carl?
It's gonna get weir So, who's ready to board the
big Nude boat? The big nude.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Boat is going on an eleven day cruise.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Sounded like a big cup one. Who's ready to board
a boat? My name's Boat, Nice to meet you. It's
too many drinks. After three karaoke songs, he jumps on
the mic.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Who's the big nude boat?

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
On six five? Maybe he is on the actual big
nude boat.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
It sails in February of next year, February third through
Valentine's Day and everybody. It's like a nudist colony essentially
on the water, so they won't allow phones on any
of like the decks and stuff. Unless everybody that's in
the photo at cruise of it, right, and they're just
they're selling it is. You don't have to worry about
what you're packing. It's stress free. You just show up

(14:56):
to the big news.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Would be kind of nice baggage wise, I mean, like
you know, packing. Yeah, I don't want to go on
the big Nude boat. Not interested, but it does sound
nice not to worry about packing anything.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Don't you think it would be fun to go on
this boat though, and just see how people interact with
each other, like maybe the most human human thing you
could ever sit, the best people watching.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
It would be great people watching.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I just wonder, like if you wear clothes if you
get in trouble, you know, if you have to be
nude on the big Nude Boat.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
No, of course not. These are very accepting people, clearly. Yeah,
it'd be funny to be the one clothes person on
there and your shirt just says I'm shy on it. Correction,
your turtleneck.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, well leaves out of Miami. If you're interested next February.
That's what's s trending. It's time to Catch a Cheater
Only on.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
The Jubile Show. Lacey is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend
of just over a year named Charlie might be messing around,
so hopefully we can help her out. Lacey, sorry, you
have to come on the show this way, but what's
going on? Why do you think Charlie's cheating on you? So?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I usually travel for work, so I'm not like home
all of the time. We just moved in together, so
I know, like all of like all of my things
around the house. And when I came back one time,
I saw like this like Victoria's secret body spray. It's
not mine. I don't know like why it would be there,
wasn't there before and thot there like after I like

(16:22):
I said, I know, like all of my sprays. I
kind of like we kind of like just moved in.
So I definitely, like definitely, I'm very suspicious on something.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, so where did you Where did you find the spray?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
So I found spray like underneath the couch.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Did you ask him about it?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I did, and he was like first week, he was like, Okay,
it must be yours, and I'm like, it's not, like
it's not mine. He's like, Okay, well, then it must
be my sister's. It shame like it must have fallen
out of her bag when she came over.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Is that possible.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I mean he didn't even tell me that his sister
was going to be over or was over. Also, Yeah,
and then every time, like when I was out, like
I would message him and he'd always kind of like
message me like an hour later, and he usually responds
back a lot quicker. So I mean he's been like
just he didn't answer to my face time the other day.
So I'm just really like feeling just kind of weird

(17:18):
about it.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I mean he's just really stressed out lately too. And
he said that he like needed like to take some
time for himself or something.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Okay, he will have his work meetings and just will
feel like stressed, so I don't. I don't know what's
going on, and he's acting weird.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
And then also to say that it was oh, it
must be yours and then the sister thing that kind
of seems suspect.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'll be spiraling if I was you, I gotta be honest.
I mean, I'm sorry, do you know his sister?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
We haven't met yet, but he said when I was out,
but it might have been his little sister that have
fallen out of his bag. And I just don't really
believe that because, like I said, first, he's like, oh,
it's yours, and I'm like, what do you mean it's mine?
Like I know everything that I have, and that's just
it was like you so, like I said, I couldn't

(18:05):
have been a gift at all.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Is there anything else going on that makes you suspicious too?
I mean that's already enough for me.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
But right.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Whenever he would like go to work, he would like
have we know, they have like the happy like the
happy hours at work. So he would just just come
home like you know, super super.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Loose about it and just not I don't know, didn't
feel right.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Well.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Will Do you think that when guys are hiding stuff
they do get more stressed out?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Definitely. You know that's stressful man.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I always say that cheating is so stressful.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
So stressed I mean is kind of as a flag.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I mean for sure, yeah, definitely, you know, because you
got to like watch every step that you make basically,
or at least you feel like it, you know, because
things will happen like there will be some sort of
Victoria's Secret Bodies brand or the couch.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Well, hopefully he's not cheating, you know's a good explanation,
but we'll see if we can figure it out. For
you will play a song, come back, and then call
him and see if we can figure it out. Okay,
I hope not.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
And yeah, thank you guys, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Get your to Catch Theeter next if you're just joining
us for today's to Catch a Teeter. Lacey is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Charlie of
just over a year, might be cheating on her. So
in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers delivered to anybody that he wants
and see if he chooses Lacey or somebody else. And

(19:31):
before we do that, though, Lacey, why don't you catch
everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay? So I usually travel a lot for work, and
when I came home one time I found like a
bottle of Victoria's Secret Spray, and I found it under
the couch. He was like, said it was mine, but
then it wasn't. It wasn't mine because I know all
the perfumes that like I that I had. He said
that it was like his little sisters, and I just

(19:56):
highly highly got that.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Okay, And here you said that he's been also been
kind of stressed out and kind of weird lately.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right, Yeah, he's been so stressed out, I think, kind
of weird. Like we'll go to street, you know, sometimes
we won't even like just cuddle anymore, and he just
goes to like happy hour at work, and it's just
like these like long hours. And when I would travel,
I would text him and he wouldn't even answer my
FaceTime and he would take a long time to reply back,
and that's just not like him.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is
Gorbyn calling from I was looking for our rewards card
member named Charlie.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Oh yeah, that's that's me.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Hi, Charlie. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, buddy,
you're this month's big winner. Nice Okay, in case he
didn't know. Every single month, we choose one Awards Card
member at random that gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department. Have won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy, your chocolates, and a card to

(21:03):
be delivered to anybody that you want.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Damn yeh awesome.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
If you know the person that you want to send
them to, I can take the information in just a
few minutes over the phone. I know, I've I can
do it now, Okay, great.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
I will need first the first and last name of
the person you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna give it to my girlfriend Lee Seed.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Okay, and do you want to put anything on a
card there with that?

Speaker 8 (21:33):
Yeah, it's it's just a delucating thing, but it's just
put love you koala.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Butt all you guys been together.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Jeez, it's almost over over a year now.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh getting the itch then? Huh yeah? No, no, no, okay.
My name is Jebel and I'm from a radio show.
It's called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I have Nina Alson from the show.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I'm Victorian.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Okay, where the Koala butts and.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
We do a segment on the show called to Catch
a Cheeter. So that's where if you think your significant
other might be cheating on you, you can have us
try to figure out if they are by who they
send flowers to. And your girlfriend Lacey is listening and
probably wants to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Sure, lady, Yeah, I'm listening. I mean, I just the
body spray. I just didn't like the other day when
I found it, I just couldn't like really believe it,
So I like I asked the people to go ahead
and make a phone call.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
I'm sorry, I'm so like kind of blindside of here.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Wait, so I told you that that was my sister's Like,
remember I told you that. You asked me, I mean, lady, like,
why wouldn't you tell me that your sister was coming
over when I was like out traveling for work? Well,
why wouldn't you say that? And I had some comment
to that, like why didn't you just tell me that

(22:55):
your sister was over? And your sister never comes over?
And then I guess you're going to tell me that
she came over, you know, like, Okay, I don't belive that.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Why she just popped over?

Speaker 6 (23:06):
I mean I know that you guys haven't really met,
but I.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Mean, yeah, I mean that's why I also, I didn't
bring it up. Was like she just kind of came over,
wasn't She wasn't over for very long. And I mean
I was just hanging out like jilling. I didn't even
think of it, like yeah, I never even thought that
you thought that that meant that I was cheating or something.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's like I guess people like going to your like
your like happy hour stuff, and like you go for
like a really long time lately, and I just feel
like even like maybe stressed because like we moved in
together or something and like or I don't know what
it is, but like you used to like never even
like go to those happy hours uff, and now you
go like kind of like all the time. You come
home so like oh like like loose, like as if

(23:48):
I don't know, like you got like something like some
action or whatever out there, and I was just it's
just like picking me out maybe I don't know what,
like the body's where you're coming home like so late.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
No, I just I had Yeah, I have been incredibly stressed.
Work has been like killing me recently I'm you know this,
I'm overloaded. I'm spending so much time there and I
got in so early that, Yeah, I go to the
I go to the after our stuff. I go to
the you know, the happy hour stuff afterwards. Because you
never that ever?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Why like how come like when I started like moving
to this moving like that's when you like, that's when
you go now you never used to ever go.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
It's just like, honestly, it's just like I promise you,
it's nothing like crazy or like furious. I'm literally just
just like blown off steam. I need some time, honestly,
Like I just need some time to just kick back
and not think about anything and just to kind of
be in the moment.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I'm not you know that whatever.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
I'm sure it sounds like, but I am not.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Doing anything outside of me and.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
You, Lacey, Like I would never do that, do you
believe him?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Lacy?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, like what about like all the myssed like face
times you always answer my face time and like all
like the text messages.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
I mean, yeah, that's yeah, but I mean I'm like
sometimes I don't even see it, you know, my phone's
like like if I'm like talking to somebody, if I'm
drinking or something.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
You know, it's a bunch of work colleagues out with me.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
When I'm doing that stuff. So I just don't, I
don't really look. And then when you were gone, I
just you know, I was just in my kind of
kill note, I was like not even thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
I mean, of course, I'm always thinking about you, but
like I just yeah, I don't know. I wasn't like
just looking at my.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Phone, you know, I mean, it would just be helpful
if you know, if I FaceTime you want, like I'm
out and this after hours especially two, that you at
least FaceTime back or something like that, because then I
end up just having like to go to sleep in
a rentom like hotel without hearing from my boyfriend from
miles away. Of course I'm going to get this. I

(25:46):
just want something, and then I'm going to come home
and see like a spray bottle that is absolutely not mine.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
That's yeah, no, I get that.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I'm not trying to. I mean, I get that now.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I didn't think of it like that at all.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
I just wasn't like just not even in that like
frame of mind.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I just I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
We just call your sister. I mean, at this point,
I feel like we should just call your sister. Is
this yours?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Lazy?

Speaker 8 (26:12):
I mean when when I get home, we can we
can call my sister together, and you know, she can
tell you that she was over. I don't want you
thinking this way. I don't want you feeling like, you know,
insecure thing and I'm doing something like behind your back?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Does that work?

Speaker 8 (26:26):
And call her?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I want to do it.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Let's do it, all right, Well, you'll find out later, Lacy,
how you feel. Let us know. Something changes. But I
mean it sounds to me like Charlie's being legit.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Well, all right, good luck, guys, will thank you.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
The Jewbile shows to catch a Cheater's got room for
one more if you still want to go to ask?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
But where did you find that some kid back in
town treated.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
The van for it?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Straight up?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I can get to twenty miles to the gallon on
this hog.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dulmer, you go and do something like this.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I am totally reveal yourself. It's almost time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria your chance to take
on our own Victoria Ramera is in a super funky
game with Trivia. Whoa for an internship at Big Jenny's
Hog Farm and hazardvillec Connecticut Amazing Wait after those hogs?

(27:31):
Also Kane Brown tickets, so calls right now eight eight
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. You can also
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com if you want to play Victoria and
now for rapid fire word association to see how quick
Victoria's brain is working today. Ready, Victoria, yep. First word
that comes to mind when I say doorbell ring, boom goes.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I might bad well making out our waiter last night
one You versus Victoria is coming up right after this.
It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
They know.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

(28:35):
your sins?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Time for you versus Victoria your chance to take on
her own. Victoria ramires in a game of trivia to
see who gets the honor of an internship at Big
Jenny's Hog Farm and Hazardville, Connecticut. Also Cain Brown tickets
and let's make today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Nicole

(28:56):
was up Nicole.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Much?

Speaker 10 (29:00):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Good?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Are you excited to take on Victoria?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Of course? I love hearing you guys every day?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
And why not? Yes? I love this energy, Nicole.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Thank you so much? Victoria? Do you have any worst
competitive words to say to Nicole today?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I don't feel that confident in today's game If I'm mean, Nicole,
So you know what, you're.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Worse tras talk time. I can imagine you on any
professional sports. How do you feel about the game today?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Not too good?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Honestly, have you seen the other guys? Have you seen them?

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Really?

Speaker 11 (29:39):
Good?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
To check clears? All right, we're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio. While she's leaving, Nicole, the game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Nicole. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
How many states does Myxico have? I mean states states
one which doctor Seuss book has exactly fifty words in
it on average? How many hours of sleep are lost
by parents in a baby's first year?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Oh my gosh, they'll be like a hot like a thousand.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
What are diamonds made of.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Rock?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
How fast would she just run two an hour?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Okay, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio while she's getting settled. Nicole. What would you
like the world to know about you today?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I would like the world to know about me today
that everybody will see me nice to each other.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
And if you don't know how to drive, kick off
the road.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
That would be the nicest thing. If people just didn't
realize they didn't know how to drive, and they're like,
you know what, I'm not gonna get on the road today,
exactly like I don't want to do a round about today.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I'm just gonna stay health. I don't want to make
everybody else man.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
That would be super nice. That would be that this morning.
I apologize if you were driving near me this morning, because.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Yo, some morning you know you want to be nice,
and then other mornings you're like, okay, fine, I'll be
the one that.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Cut you off.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Then yeah, all right, here we go. Victoria thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and you have to beat
Nicole outright to win, and Nicole you can tell Victoria
when to go. Okay, how many states does Mexico have?

Speaker 6 (31:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I don't I don't know which Doctor Seuss book has
exactly fifty words in it green eggs and him on average? Wait?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Is that how many.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Hours of sleep are lost by parents in a baby's
first year?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
What are diamonds made of? I don't know things in
the earth.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
They're diamonds.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
They're meant he loved her? How fast can she just run?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I don't I don't like this. Mountdown is really today?
I like one of the answers that it was.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I don't like this.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Well, let's send it on over the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Nicole unfortunately didn't get any correct and Victoria did get
one correct.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
WHOA how did she do?

Speaker 4 (32:31):
It.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I have no idea. Victoria gets a victory. She gets
to go have an internship with Big Jenny's Hollingford, Hazardal, Connecticut.
And okay, and Nicole, you get came brown tickets just
her playing.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yep, congratulations, excited, very first started out is so kwame Casino.
It's a very first concert.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Wow wow, super excited.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, he's dope. I like came around a lot, so
I know I enjoyed the show.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yep, all right, let's get the answers.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
With Nina thirty one. There are thirty one states in Mexico. Interesting.
Doctor Seus's book that has exactly fifty words is Green,
Eggs and Ham. Oh yes, because somebody bet doctor SEUs
that he wouldn't be able to write an entertaining children's
book using only fifty words. I love that book, and
he did and he won the bet.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
On average, parents loses three hundred and fifty hours of
sleep in their babies first year.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I think every parent out there would agree with me
and say, all that's all.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Not all?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Now, diamonds are made of carbon and a cheetah runs
seventy five miles per hour. What oh?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I thought it was like one hundred.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
It was one hundred. I got that right too.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, you know why I thought, But it was
like stucky in my head.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
But I was wrong close. It was a good guy, Nicole.
Thank you for planning. Appreciate you have a good day.
But we play you versus Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning, first day to follow up, powered by
the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at advocatesla dot com. Alyssa
is on the phone today for a first date follow up,

(34:13):
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Bryce. So
in a few minutes we're gonna call him and seefield
tellus why is ghostinger and maybe get her another date.
But first, Alyssa, how long has it been since you
heard from Bryce?

Speaker 9 (34:23):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (34:23):
My gosh, you guys, it's been I want to say,
two weeks, Okay, Like that's legitimate.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
I gave it a week and I was like, Okay,
maybe he's just like super busy or got like late.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
COVID, you know, I mean, sorry, yeah, it's possible, Okay,
So I.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Gave him a better bit of the doubt.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
But like now it's been too long, you know, and
I just I really really liked this guy a lot,
and I thought we had a really you know, strong connection.
But like then just to hear absolutely nothing, I'm just
kind of like, okay, like I need to find.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Out what happened. You know, Yeah, did you try to
reach out to him to like instigate the conversation or anything.

Speaker 11 (35:05):
Well, it's just like I don't think anything went wrong,
you know. I like maybe something on the d might
have scared him off. Like I just I'm not sure,
because like he was so adamant about reaching out to
me and like you know, wanting to stay close and connected,

(35:26):
and then for him to just drop off a cliff
like that, I'm like, Okay, something's going on, you know,
Like now I'm playing detective, you know. And we actually
we first met and like clicked over Instagram because we
both have Frenchies.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Very specific type of dog lover. It's a lifestyle choice.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
You know, so we're part of a small community of frenchie.

Speaker 11 (35:52):
Lovers and you know, we just like bonded over our
adorable dog children.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
And you know, after a.

Speaker 11 (36:00):
Couple of weeks like chatting back and forth, I invited.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Him to go with me to an Italian cooking class.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Oh, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
That's really fun.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, so it was like super romantic.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
I'm supposed to go with a friend who bailed, and
I was like, oh my god, this is perfect.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Like it's not gonna be awkward.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
We have an activity, you know, like we're not just
going to be like sitting across from each other.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Like what if.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
You know, how like if you meet someone online or
like you're just texting.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
It could be weird when you finally meet in.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Person, you know, but right so you don't know. But
when I met him, I was like, oh my god,
I'm like totally floored. Like he's so cute, he's so fun,
and like we were flirting.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Like getting really like you know, touchy feely and the
pastas like we're it was a good excuse to like
accidentally touch each other, you know, I mean it was
it was like major wrong con vibes, Like I was
living my best kid husband life.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
You know, this is amazing, right, and.

Speaker 11 (37:00):
He's like so funny, so charming, and he impressed the
whole class. Like it was just anyway, Like I said,
I really liked him. That's why I'm now very confused.
And you know, it was just like a perfect date.
So that's why I just can't. I'm like going back
in my mind trying to think of anything that I
said or that he said that was like I don't

(37:22):
know something I missed you think of? I mean, I
don't honestly, like we were like making out by the
end of the class like outside, you know, I just
like got real spicy, like super fun, and I honestly,
if anything, I mean, it was like too perfect. So

(37:43):
I don't know, like can it be too perfect?

Speaker 6 (37:47):
And then that's the problem, Like so I don't know,
like maybe he's also or there's.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
Just something he didn't tell me, you know, and maybe
he's afraid to tell me.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
So I just to figure out.

Speaker 11 (38:01):
And it's weird because like now I'm checking his instagram.
I feel like it's like a mini like low key stocker,
which I'm totally not normally at all, Like I don't
even date that much, So it's kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You don't even have to explain yourself. Yeah, I would
do the same thing because I'm like, are you alive
two weeks and it's a perfect date? Did you die?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
What if he's in the hospital, Like what if I
should be concerned? You know, right, like should I be
worried at this point?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
We totally not.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
We'll play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you. Okay, okay,
thank you? All right, well, plas on come back and
get your first DAE follow up next. Right in the
middle of your first date follow up and if you're
just joining us, Alyssa is on the phone and she's
getting ghosted by a dude named Bryce. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But
before we do that, Alyssa, why don't you catch us

(38:53):
up on your situation real quick? Okay?

Speaker 11 (38:55):
So perfect d met on Instagram. Initially when we met person,
it was like over the top, like chemistry, super amazing
making up by the end of the day, and then
just like nothing for two weeks. So I'm like almost
concerned at this point because there was no indistution of

(39:17):
anything that went wrong, you know, and it was almost
too perfect.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
So I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Okay, here we go, Hello him, I speak to Bryce please.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Oh yeah, this is Bryce.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Bryce. How you doing man. My name is Jebel and
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Yeah,
Bryce Whole Shows Here. My name's Nina, Hi, and I'm Victorian.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
How are you.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
I'm sorry, No, I haven't.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Okay, Well, okay, pologized for just try to do better
in the future.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Well.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
We do a segment on our show called the First
Aid follow Up. What that is is if you go
out on a date with someone and you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. Oh okay,
so you're ghosting somebody and they emailed us. Do you
have any idea who that would be?

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I do.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Okay, where do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I think it's probably Alissa.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
You are probably correct. Alyssa emailed us and told us
about your date and she's confused. So would you mind
telling us why you're a ghostinger?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Okay, no, listen.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
It was a great day.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
I didn't expect it to be that great actually, and
she was kind of amazing. And we we did. We
really hit it off. I mean, we got along, we
connected on you know, a lot of important things like that,
and a lot I mean, obviously our dogs. I'm sure
she probably told you about that, being you know, being

(41:05):
a French to frenchy dog owner. You know, this is
kind of the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
And no, it was great, It was a lot.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
It was kind of one of I just had this
moment afterwards of like thinking like, oh, this isn't going
to I don't know how casual this is really going
to be. It felt like this is just going to
jump a lot of steps, you know, and and I
don't I don't know if I'm I don't know if
I'm ready for that. I just moved here not as
long ago, and I started with a new company, and

(41:32):
so a lot of my time is focused on that.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
You know.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
When we went out, I kind of was one of
my first three nights in a long time. And I
just I don't know if I really have the space
in my life right now for like a serious relationship,
which I think is probably where this is going to go.
And I don't want to you know, string it out
longer and you know us get a lot more emotions involved,
and then you know, just have to you know, break

(41:56):
it off or disappoint her, you know, because then I'm
like I'm not available or you know, these all kinds
of things.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
But does it feel like you just skipped a lot
of steps, like thinking about the future before you even
go on a second date. I mean I understood, Like
I guess I kind of get fear, Like I think
there's always fear involved when you date somebody new. But
how do you know that you're going to disappoint her,
you know what I mean, unless you're planning on it.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Well, okay, no, I'm not. I'm not planning on it,
but I just she just seems she's just really great,
you know, and I that's great, tell that, and I
just I just I don't I don't want to, you know,
I just came into town. I don't want to. I
guess I don't want to get a bad reputation already.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
You know, and have an enemy, you know, well because
you think you're to date other girls or it's just
like you don't have time for her.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
I'm just worried.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, I'm worried that.

Speaker 12 (42:44):
You know.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I'm just I'm going to end up not actually having
time for her, and she's you know, I'm going to
make it seem like we can get invested, and then
it's you know, it's not really you know, I don't
really have that amailability.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah I don't.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I don't really know what to say.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I'm just worried that you're going to fall in love
too quick.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I mean I think that that's pretty cool when you
meet somebody special.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I mean yeah, but it's like, you know, I just
got here, and it's like, is this really happening, Like
it's it's scary and maybe I am over, you know.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I kind of almost want to ask, like, are you
sure you don't just like want to be single for
a little bit, Like it's kind of sounds like you
move to a new city you just want to play
the field, hang out.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I mean there's a bit of that, but I'm also
like at an age where it's like, you know, I
would like instability. I would like somebody to kind of
share my life with. But yeah, no, I did just
get here, so it's like, am I already making that step,
you know with somebody I just got here?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
So well, thank you for being honest with us. I
appreciate that. And now I'll let you know that Alyssa's
actually been listening to this conversation. She's on the phone
and wants.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
To talk to you.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Oh my gosh, Hi.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
Sorry not trying to like make it weird, maybe too late,
but thanks for answering that question. Like I it's definitely curious,
you know what happened, because I thought I was like, Okay,
this is like too perfect, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
It's definitely not me.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Sorry, no offense, Like I was just like okay, like
just because we had so.

Speaker 11 (44:17):
Much fun and there was so much chemistry and like,
you know, I had no idea that you were going
through so much on your own.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
But we can't take things slow.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
It doesn't have to be like you know, this runaway.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Train that like we're not like rushing to the altar
like tomorrow. I mean I would.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Vegas, like I'm down, but I also, you.

Speaker 11 (44:47):
Know, don't necessarily want to get married by Elvis, so
but we can wait to chill, you know, Like I'm
totally down to hang out more and you know, like
just kind of get to know each other better while
you're still kind of learning ropes of you know, like
a new place. And it can be a lot all

(45:07):
at once, but it's more fun if you're hanging out
with someone that you like, right.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I mean, if if you're if you can understand and
like want to take it slow because I mean that
date was we got pretty fast. But I mean, yeah,
we can just take it slow. I think, uh, I
can give.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Me try Bryce. Will you go on another date with Lista?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Oh well, God.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Congranslations.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Wow, we're the winners of the second date.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
It's my dream of dream for.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Today the first date fall up time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
This may be the greatest duo to ever be doing
a movie together. I don't know why I'm so excited
about the idea of Paul Rudd and Nick Jonas. What
doing a movie together. It's going to be a musical
comedy called power Ballad. So Paul Rudd is playing the
part of a wedding singer and then Nick Jonas is
the rock star and then they go on sound like adventure.

(46:09):
But come on now, Paul Rudd and Nick Jonas.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
He's funny.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
When Nina first mentioned Paul Rudd, I was like, I'm in.
Then you said Nick Jonas, and I was like, I
don't know what cares cares And then when you told
me the plot. I was like, okay, I'm in on this.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Is that why the Jonahs brothers canceled their tour? Because
just shoot in the.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
But that's so like.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
People were really mad that they canceled their tour. They said,
what that they just had other projects or something.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, yeah, things coming.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Maybe that's the big thing that was coming.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Maybe if you were choosing between your fans and Paul Rudd, yeah,
I choose Paul everyding.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Well, they were like selling too. It would be one
thing if you're not selling out shows. Yeah, and you're like, well,
we're just gonna put this on hold for the few
people that were buying, but they were selling, they screwed
over a.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Lot of people.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, it was a whole like European leg of the tour.
Like it wasn't just one or two shows.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
It was like it's multiple. They might boycott this movie.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
But for those of you who are excited about the
Paul red.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Combo, yeah, I mean we know which big thing's coming.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
This is great, right, there's another big thing coming, especially
if you're willing to pay two hundred dollars to drink it.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
But it's vodka infused with a meteor.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
So Shooting Star vodka has taken media rocks and infused
it in their vodka, and it's distilled in a very
special way.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
It is so cool.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
It actually launched in France in twenty twenty one and
it's now finally made its way to the States, so
you can get this for two hundred dollars. Wow. I
wonder how much just a shot is and like is
there a meteor rock in there or those little specs
and what happens when it's inside of you? You know,
Like I have a lot of questions about it.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
What aliens will come and like try to repossess it.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I'm like, are you connected to another world? Why is
this funny?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Victoria's dying.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
So funny?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Just listen back to it later, you know. Why do
you say things? You notice what you said? Yeah, I
was trying to hold it together at the beginning of it.
If you don't know what we're talking about, you have
to go back to the podcast and listen to the
string of conversation and how it progressed.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I thought it really invalid, all right, while it's shooting
Star Vodka cheers to you. Lastly, LinkedIn is really changing
its brand. LinkedIn is supposed to be a place for
us to help each other get jobs and connect with
each other. Right, you have a network.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Well.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
LinkedIn is also now being used for dating, which we
know well that yeah, that's right, we've reported on that before.
The new thing that LinkedIn is adding to itself is games.
They've added games to the site so we can play Pinpoint,
cross Climb and Queen's So they believe that this is
a way for you to connect with your connections by
playing games with them. So you can play with other

(49:03):
people or you can play by yourself.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
The ultimate business website is now turned into just a
playground and dating site, which, by the way, is what
Facebook was originally.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah, it had all the games like animal Crossing and
all that stuff man dating, and yeah, so it's just
Facebook one point.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Oh, I don't know where we're supposed to go now
to get jobs, but LinkedIn seems to have changed.

Speaker 11 (49:26):
Wait, so does that mean you have to like message
your LinkedIn people and be like, hey, you want to
play animal Crossing?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:31):
An bro, I don't know who you are. We need
some new social networks. If you are building a social
network right now, we need to know what the next
big thing coming is.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
My Space don't you know. My Space is back and
there's a waiting list for it.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I stay in classmates dot com.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Doubles dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Hello, Hey, what's time. You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 10 (49:58):
Yeah, my dirty little secret is I'm dating two people
at the same time. Oh yeah, So it happened because
the first guy that I started dating, he has a
daughter and he's got multiple income streams, so you know,
he's doing a lot of entrepreneurial work. And they started

(50:19):
to get really really busy. And while I understood it
didn't meant that didn't mean that my needs changed. So
I got online and I started dating another guy who
also has a kid and multiple streams of income. And
so I kind of happened to do the situation because
they're both kind of doing the same thing, which is when.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Their kids has mes in their jobs.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
Calling them a lot, they kind of just fall off
the map. So I'll text one or text the other,
depending on who's more responsive.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Sounds like you have a type. It also sounds like
you've combined two men into one. Sort of dating situations.
You have two halves make a.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Whole yeah, updating too, you can just call it dating
two halves. Yeah, they do it all the time, I
learned from the desk. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah, hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Hello? Hey, how are you?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
How are you great? So you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 9 (51:18):
I do.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Sweet.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
So a few years ago, back when clubbing was popular,
I used to go with all my girlfriends.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Santa Club and at that time I was having some.

Speaker 12 (51:31):
Female issues and needing to hysterectomy, so I'd have to
wear like a cotext, you know, as a backup just
in case. So it's summertime, and then some baggy shorts.
We're all on the damp floor. It's about midnight. Everybody's
pretty buzz by that time, and I'm all breaking it
down on the ground and next thing I know, it's
sell out.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
My head fell out on the ground bad.

Speaker 12 (51:58):
It fell out of the sight of my short home background,
and I was mortified. So I looked around and nobody
was looking at it, so nobody could tell. So I
kicked it away from me, and all of a sudden
it stuck to somebody's shoe.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
And a dancing and I wait for my dance friend
and I'm kicking out.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (52:15):
So everybody was kicking it around and it got stuck
to a drag queen shoe and then she her whole
shoe went sideways and she fell on the ground.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
She was trying to get off her shoe and her
filetters were so high. I was so so sad inside.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
I felt really really bad.

Speaker 12 (52:34):
But now that I think about it years later, it's
studying as hell. Like you even told my family, like
that was my.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Cotesd Wow, that's crazy larious.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
That is a scene from a movie.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Seriously, Hey, that wasn't mine.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I don't know where that came from.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Yeah, yeah, so banana pills don't cause people to slept,
but those do, I guess.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah, thank you for your dirty little secret. I really
appreciate that one. Have a good one.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
What's your dirty little secret.
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