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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Charla Nage some donkey to day is just sad themselves
ready for I never heard them donkey other day. Say
it again, Charlama, Yes you are. That's Charlotte Dage the same.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, Donkey today for Friday, April nineteenth, goes to a
woman named Erica du Suit. No, let me see this over.
Erica do Susa beatri new Ness? Okay, she is forty
two years old and was arrested Tuesday. Now, mind you,
she is in Brazil. But the heat hall is global
and this heat hall is warranted because about a month ago,
I gave two Ohio women donkey of to Day for
doing something similar. And by something similar, I mean using
(00:44):
a dead body a corpse to get some money out
the bank. Because Erica was arrested after taking her dead
uncle to a bank to take out a loan. She
must have done this in the afternoon because she clearly
is not a morning person. Let's go to Fox twenty
sixth Houston for the report.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Police, please say, a forty two year old woman named
Erica Desusa walked into a bank pushing the body of
a dead man. It was in a wheelchair. Susa could
be seen using the lifeless body like a puppet. She
attempted to nod the guy's head and make it appear
as if he were signing approval for a thirty two
(01:20):
hundred dollars bank withdrawal.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
The man is dead.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Employees didn't fall for the antics. They got suspicions when
the man wasn't breathing and he happens to be pale.
Susa was arrested and now she's added to our batch
of crazy ass criminals.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What news, Yeah, Fox twenty six Houston, That includes momle
Fox to crazy asking me, okay, you telling it like
it is. There are so many reasons this is insane.
Number one, you don't take a dead person to a bank.
Everyone knows that a corpse's favorite currency is crypto. Okay,
but all right, she took her sixty hyo old dead
uncle to a bank to get a load of three thousand,
(01:59):
two hundred and five fifty dollars. Do you see the
types of chances people are taking for what some folks
would cause small amounts of money? Okay, folks do not
understand how bad a lot of people are out here doing.
Three thousand, two hundred and fifty may be nothing to you,
but three thousand, two hundred and fifty is a lot
of other people's life savings. Now, the police chief said
that the man was probably dead for a couple hours.
(02:20):
Can you imagine someone dying, your uncle, your family member,
and the first thing you think about is how to
get some money for yourself, no regard for the life
this man just lived. There is no way this man
becomes her spirit guide. I refuse to be one of
your ancestors you call on when you need spiritual backing.
If this is how you treat my corpse after I'm gone. Furthermore,
(02:42):
this has to be some sort of necrophilia. You all
know what necrophili is, right, This is sexual attraction the corpses.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I didn't know that. I wasn't looking at um.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, aka to urge the crack of cold one open
and whenever I hear stories of people doing anything with
a corpse except for taking it to a funeral home
to be laid the rest, I think they're aware though, Okay. Erica,
during an interview with police, told officers she routinely cared
for her uncle, who was also debilitated.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
If that's the case, if you was doing what you
were supposed to be doing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
If you was treating this man right, taking care of him,
then you should be in his will somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay. Wills are a way for corpses to speak.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's what you create your will for to be able
to speak from the grave so the still living can.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Know what you want. That's why we call will's dead giveaways.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Furthermore, whenever I see cases like this, I believe they
should investigate the call to death because every single one
of these cases is like finding a cartoonist dead in
their home.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's very sketchy.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, because if you will in my corps to the
bank to take money out, how do I know this
person bringing the corps to the bank didn't none alive
me to make me a cops. Now, this woman, Erica
is being charged with fraud and abusive of a corps
and she should be because playing with copses is not funny. Okay,
Corpses aren't funny. They are dead, serious, and it's a
damn shame people don't respect the dead. But you know
why people don't respect corpses because we don't respect the
(03:59):
life to meet. These stories the prime examples of how
we as humans don't truly respect each other alive are dead.
The bones of the falling should be treated with respect
and accorded the dignity that was their proper due. If
only the living were also granted such grace, what a
wonder our world would become. I got that from an
inspirational reel, you know those reels that have like the
(04:21):
videos of the waterfalls and beautiful greenery with the flute playing.
Got my attention and I feel like it totally fit here.
But the moral of the story is, if you want
to play with corpses, become a mortician or a funeral director.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Jess Hilarius used to be one.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I went to school to be a corner last mortician
and what happened? I didn't make it through.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
How many jobs did you have? You talked about you
this morning? McDonald's not a court. I had a lot
of jobs and day.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, funeral directors and morticians. We need more of those
because they are dying professions. Please a clown, please give
Erica noon this sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
All the day.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Would you like to know why I funeral director started
the podcast. He wanted to talk about bodies of work.
I can't even believe.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, I can't even believe that you would even really
laughing at there not dying, like what a dying profession
people every day. So actually that's the reason why I
wanted to be a motitian. I was like, you know what,
people been gonna never stop, you know done?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So what made you do that? Like, what made you
say I want to be a mortician because.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Every job that I kept getting fired from, like from
people who are alive.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, no, no, but they will make you schedule. And
I watched too many movies and it's just like ghosts
and stuff like that. Yeah, I believe in a bunch
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And I was like, you know, I can't have babies, wow,
because they got Halloweenie's.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Ghost you know what? All right, all right, thank you dog.
When we come back, country singer Britney Spence will be
joining us. Okay. She is on Beyonce's Blackbird Song. That's right, man.
She's got an album I'll called My Stupid Life. She's leading.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Uh, she's one of the people leading this new renaissance
of black women in country music, black people in country music.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
What has been done country for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And she's from Baltimore City And we're gonna talk to
her next. It don't move. It's the Breakfast Club come morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull. Lamb is soft, Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the ball,
you get the horns.
Charla Nage some donkey to day is just sad themselves
ready for I never heard them donkey other day. Say
it again, Charlama, Yes you are. That's Charlotte Dage the same.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, Donkey today for Friday, April nineteenth, goes to a
woman named Erica du Suit. No, let me see this over.
Erica do Susa beatri new Ness? Okay, she is forty
two years old and was arrested Tuesday. Now, mind you,
she is in Brazil. But the heat hall is global
and this heat hall is warranted because about a month ago,
I gave two Ohio women donkey of to Day for
doing something similar. And by something similar, I mean using
(00:44):
a dead body a corpse to get some money out
the bank. Because Erica was arrested after taking her dead
uncle to a bank to take out a loan. She
must have done this in the afternoon because she clearly
is not a morning person. Let's go to Fox twenty
sixth Houston for the report.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Police, please say, a forty two year old woman named
Erica Desusa walked into a bank pushing the body of
a dead man. It was in a wheelchair. Susa could
be seen using the lifeless body like a puppet. She
attempted to nod the guy's head and make it appear
as if he were signing approval for a thirty two
(01:20):
hundred dollars bank withdrawal.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
The man is dead.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Employees didn't fall for the antics. They got suspicions when
the man wasn't breathing and he happens to be pale.
Susa was arrested and now she's added to our batch
of crazy ass criminals.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What news, Yeah, Fox twenty six Houston, That includes momle
Fox to crazy asking me, okay, you telling it like
it is. There are so many reasons this is insane.
Number one, you don't take a dead person to a bank.
Everyone knows that a corpse's favorite currency is crypto. Okay,
but all right, she took her sixty hyo old dead
uncle to a bank to get a load of three thousand,
(01:59):
two hundred and five fifty dollars. Do you see the
types of chances people are taking for what some folks
would cause small amounts of money? Okay, folks do not
understand how bad a lot of people are out here doing.
Three thousand, two hundred and fifty may be nothing to you,
but three thousand, two hundred and fifty is a lot
of other people's life savings. Now, the police chief said
that the man was probably dead for a couple hours.
(02:20):
Can you imagine someone dying, your uncle, your family member,
and the first thing you think about is how to
get some money for yourself, no regard for the life
this man just lived. There is no way this man
becomes her spirit guide. I refuse to be one of
your ancestors you call on when you need spiritual backing.
If this is how you treat my corpse after I'm gone. Furthermore,
(02:42):
this has to be some sort of necrophilia. You all
know what necrophili is, right, This is sexual attraction the corpses.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I didn't know that. I wasn't looking at um.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, aka to urge the crack of cold one open
and whenever I hear stories of people doing anything with
a corpse except for taking it to a funeral home
to be laid the rest, I think they're aware though, Okay. Erica,
during an interview with police, told officers she routinely cared
for her uncle, who was also debilitated.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
If that's the case, if you was doing what you
were supposed to be doing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
If you was treating this man right, taking care of him,
then you should be in his will somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay. Wills are a way for corpses to speak.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's what you create your will for to be able
to speak from the grave so the still living can.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Know what you want. That's why we call will's dead giveaways.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Furthermore, whenever I see cases like this, I believe they
should investigate the call to death because every single one
of these cases is like finding a cartoonist dead in
their home.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's very sketchy.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, because if you will in my corps to the
bank to take money out, how do I know this
person bringing the corps to the bank didn't none alive
me to make me a cops. Now, this woman, Erica
is being charged with fraud and abusive of a corps
and she should be because playing with copses is not funny. Okay,
Corpses aren't funny. They are dead, serious, and it's a
damn shame people don't respect the dead. But you know
why people don't respect corpses because we don't respect the
(03:59):
life to meet. These stories the prime examples of how
we as humans don't truly respect each other alive are dead.
The bones of the falling should be treated with respect
and accorded the dignity that was their proper due. If
only the living were also granted such grace, what a
wonder our world would become. I got that from an
inspirational reel, you know those reels that have like the
(04:21):
videos of the waterfalls and beautiful greenery with the flute playing.
Got my attention and I feel like it totally fit here.
But the moral of the story is, if you want
to play with corpses, become a mortician or a funeral director.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Jess Hilarius used to be one.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I went to school to be a corner last mortician
and what happened? I didn't make it through.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
How many jobs did you have? You talked about you
this morning? McDonald's not a court. I had a lot
of jobs and day.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, funeral directors and morticians. We need more of those
because they are dying professions. Please a clown, please give
Erica noon this sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
All the day.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Would you like to know why I funeral director started
the podcast. He wanted to talk about bodies of work.
I can't even believe.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, I can't even believe that you would even really
laughing at there not dying, like what a dying profession
people every day. So actually that's the reason why I
wanted to be a motitian. I was like, you know what,
people been gonna never stop, you know done?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So what made you do that? Like, what made you
say I want to be a mortician because.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Every job that I kept getting fired from, like from
people who are alive.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, no, no, but they will make you schedule. And
I watched too many movies and it's just like ghosts
and stuff like that. Yeah, I believe in a bunch
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And I was like, you know, I can't have babies, wow,
because they got Halloweenie's.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Ghost you know what? All right, all right, thank you dog.
When we come back, country singer Britney Spence will be
joining us. Okay. She is on Beyonce's Blackbird Song. That's right, man.
She's got an album I'll called My Stupid Life. She's leading.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Uh, she's one of the people leading this new renaissance
of black women in country music, black people in country music.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
What has been done country for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And she's from Baltimore City And we're gonna talk to
her next. It don't move. It's the Breakfast Club come morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull. Lamb is soft, Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the ball,
you get the horns.
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