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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for donkey Jack. I ain't trying to be
donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what
they already did. I'm not making these people do these days.
They called donkey of the day and it really caught
me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey of
the day today? Wow? Jesse Larry's donkey today for Monday,
April twenty second goes the Shadonna ration that her she
(00:22):
is from Louisiana and she's horny. Look man, being horny
of the natural part of life. Okay, luss is the
real thing. It's an emotion that's just as real as happiness, sadness, anger.
It's just a strong sexual desire for another person. But
this woman, Shadonna, didn't just have strong sexual desire for
one person. No, no, no, no no. This chick one
(00:43):
of the two for one because she was arrested after
forcing her way into her male neighbor's home because she
was trying to have a threesome with the victim, because
he was a victim and his girlfriend. Yes, Shadonna said,
the third wheel is what makes it a tricycle. Damn it.
She wanted to order a three bean salad from the menu.
She wanted to post on social media. Just had an
FMF which is a female male female threecom Okay, can
(01:06):
I please tell you the story? See police were dispatched
to an eleven fifteen pm harassment at an apartment complex
in Monroe, Louisiana. A patrolman was told by the man
that a pun answering a knock at his door, an
unknown neighbor forced her way into the residence the woman.
The victim, because he was a victim, said that the
(01:27):
woman began trying to have sexual activities with him and
his girlfriend. They call women like this unicorns because apparently
they are hard to find. A woman who's down to
get down with a male female couple's supposedly rare, hard
to find, and everybody wants one, hence why they are
called unicorns. I don't believe this to be true. I
don't think they are rare at all. I just feel
(01:47):
like society shames you into flying your freak flag at
half mass, and because of that, people like Shadonna are
willing to take penitentiary chances to get that triple J. No,
I'm not talking about the boxer, talking about good giving
and game because that's what makes for a fantastic threesome.
You have to be good in bed okay giving to
all partners involved in game for anything, all partners have
(02:09):
to be triple g in a threesome. If not, it
won't be worth it. Now, I don't know the proper
way to initiate a three way okay, the whole dynamic
duo plus one thing. I have zero clue on how
to get that pop. And I feel like if a
woman wants to have a three way with a couple,
she should probably try to holler at the woman first,
because I truly wonder how that works. Do you see
one of them and say, I want you know that individual,
(02:32):
but I know that person won't cheat, so let me
try to get both of them. Or do you find
both of them attractive as a couple together and you
say I want them both, so let me highlight at
them both. If that's the case, I guess you've got
to try to approach both of them, But you have
to have some for nest with it. Shadonah wasn't using
for nests. Shadnah was using force. Like I said, I
don't know how to initiate a threesome, but I do
(02:53):
know it shouldn't start with a home invasion, because that's
what this was, and that's why Shadonah has been charged
with authorized entry of an inhabited dwelling, which is a felony,
and several misdemeanors, including disturbing the peace, criminal damage, and
resisting an officer. How dare you resist an officer because
people were resisting you, You should have done to that
officer what you wanted this couple to do to you,
(03:15):
and that submit and give you what you wanted. The
moral of the story here is you will never have
to force anything that's truly meant to be, especially a threesome.
Please give Shadna ration. That heard the biggest he hull
How she looked funny? You should ask backsize funny? Funny?
(03:40):
Funny funny you should ask you would have called the
police to Oh my god, she is not even that big.
I mean, she like you, medium, mediumized, not even that
she's big. It ain't even her build. Look at them
a little cosmetically. Yeah, okay, Now you think if she
(04:06):
looked better, you think he would have called the police.
They would have probably considered it a little bit more.
You know, it might have been a little conversation. It
might have been attained, you know, bring out some more
dirves or something. You know, maybe they could have talked
about drinking something. Yeah, like you know that one. It
was like now something to think about, you know. Alright, well,
(04:28):
thank you for that. Donkey of the Day, indeed, Donkey
of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the Bull,
you get the haunts. Wake that ass up in the morning.
(04:48):
The Breakfast Club
It's time for donkey Jack. I ain't trying to be
donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what
they already did. I'm not making these people do these days.
They called donkey of the day and it really caught
me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey of
the day today? Wow? Jesse Larry's donkey today for Monday,
April twenty second goes the Shadonna ration that her she
(00:22):
is from Louisiana and she's horny. Look man, being horny
of the natural part of life. Okay, luss is the
real thing. It's an emotion that's just as real as happiness, sadness, anger.
It's just a strong sexual desire for another person. But
this woman, Shadonna, didn't just have strong sexual desire for
one person. No, no, no, no no. This chick one
(00:43):
of the two for one because she was arrested after
forcing her way into her male neighbor's home because she
was trying to have a threesome with the victim, because
he was a victim and his girlfriend. Yes, Shadonna said,
the third wheel is what makes it a tricycle. Damn it.
She wanted to order a three bean salad from the menu.
She wanted to post on social media. Just had an
FMF which is a female male female threecom Okay, can
(01:06):
I please tell you the story? See police were dispatched
to an eleven fifteen pm harassment at an apartment complex
in Monroe, Louisiana. A patrolman was told by the man
that a pun answering a knock at his door, an
unknown neighbor forced her way into the residence the woman.
The victim, because he was a victim, said that the
(01:27):
woman began trying to have sexual activities with him and
his girlfriend. They call women like this unicorns because apparently
they are hard to find. A woman who's down to
get down with a male female couple's supposedly rare, hard
to find, and everybody wants one, hence why they are
called unicorns. I don't believe this to be true. I
don't think they are rare at all. I just feel
(01:47):
like society shames you into flying your freak flag at
half mass, and because of that, people like Shadonna are
willing to take penitentiary chances to get that triple J. No,
I'm not talking about the boxer, talking about good giving
and game because that's what makes for a fantastic threesome.
You have to be good in bed okay giving to
all partners involved in game for anything, all partners have
(02:09):
to be triple g in a threesome. If not, it
won't be worth it. Now, I don't know the proper
way to initiate a three way okay, the whole dynamic
duo plus one thing. I have zero clue on how
to get that pop. And I feel like if a
woman wants to have a three way with a couple,
she should probably try to holler at the woman first,
because I truly wonder how that works. Do you see
one of them and say, I want you know that individual,
(02:32):
but I know that person won't cheat, so let me
try to get both of them. Or do you find
both of them attractive as a couple together and you
say I want them both, so let me highlight at
them both. If that's the case, I guess you've got
to try to approach both of them, But you have
to have some for nest with it. Shadonah wasn't using
for nests. Shadnah was using force. Like I said, I
don't know how to initiate a threesome, but I do
(02:53):
know it shouldn't start with a home invasion, because that's
what this was, and that's why Shadonah has been charged
with authorized entry of an inhabited dwelling, which is a felony,
and several misdemeanors, including disturbing the peace, criminal damage, and
resisting an officer. How dare you resist an officer because
people were resisting you, You should have done to that
officer what you wanted this couple to do to you,
(03:15):
and that submit and give you what you wanted. The
moral of the story here is you will never have
to force anything that's truly meant to be, especially a threesome.
Please give Shadna ration. That heard the biggest he hull
How she looked funny? You should ask backsize funny? Funny?
(03:40):
Funny funny you should ask you would have called the
police to Oh my god, she is not even that big.
I mean, she like you, medium, mediumized, not even that
she's big. It ain't even her build. Look at them
a little cosmetically. Yeah, okay, Now you think if she
(04:06):
looked better, you think he would have called the police.
They would have probably considered it a little bit more.
You know, it might have been a little conversation. It
might have been attained, you know, bring out some more
dirves or something. You know, maybe they could have talked
about drinking something. Yeah, like you know that one. It
was like now something to think about, you know. Alright, well,
(04:28):
thank you for that. Donkey of the Day, indeed, Donkey
of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the Bull,
you get the haunts. Wake that ass up in the morning.
(04:48):
The Breakfast Club
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