April 22, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.
There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.
If this is the account holder for the account ending in,
say one. If not, please hang up and have a
good day.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
One.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say two one. Hello. My
name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service agent for bank.
I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity on the account
ending in. If this is the account holder for that account,
(00:50):
say one. If not, please hang up and have a
good day.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One. We've already done this. It's me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say two.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
One, one, one, one, Okay, come on, I got stuff
to do today. One.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a charge
on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars. What
if you approve this charge? Please say one. If not,
please say.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Two thirteen thousand dollars. What the got it? I'm sorry, person,
got it? I need to talk to a person.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Got it? You said one? You approved it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I did not.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I need to talk
to a person, not a machine.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Got it. Please hold?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Thank you God, this is insane. Spend thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hello, my name is Gary.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
This is insane. I need a person.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Got it? Please hold?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Thank you Gary, God.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Hello, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
My name is Gary. I'm the automated service agent here
at bank. We've noticed some activity of Gary.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want
to talk to a human being.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to take
out an auto loan.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to know
the percent of our auto rates.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Please give me a No, no, no, no, Gary, carry no.
Stop with the music, Gary, Bank.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Try to make it feel like you're on making. When
you're on hold, please enjoy the whole music. It's from
the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Thank ever? Are you sitting me?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I didn't spend it?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You mean a person? Scary? Hell Mary, No, you mayn't.
I need a person.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
My name is Gary, Gary, got it?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Give me a human being? Please?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, you don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,
Gary is watching me a person? Gary's watching What Gary
Thinkerry were respectful? Oh my god, Gary, Well I think
you need to do your job Gary and give me
a real person. You're wasting my time.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.
If yes, say.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
One, God, say I don't want to cancel my account.
I need a super vibertulations.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I will need to transfer you to a real person.
Is that say one? If not, say two, give.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Me a real person. Yes, Gary got it.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It sounds like you want to get your accounts. Please.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, I know you, Garry.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I just want to talk to a real person. What
is wrong with you? Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Bank?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh is this a person?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well? Last time I checked, I am. I just got
back from the bathroom because I had a ronate and
I don't think robots earn eate. Why the question?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh my god, just I don't know. Gary, Your your
robot secretary is like trapping me and saying that I
have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then I want
to book my account your account.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes, I don't want to take my account. I'm so
sorry about seven.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh my god, I know we automated supert on Jane,
my god, no, jem, Hey, this is actually Jubile from
the Jubile Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What he said that you really irritated with automated phone
systems and wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh my god, I lost my ship for so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's so bad. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.
There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.
If this is the account holder for the account ending in,
say one. If not, please hang up and have a
good day.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
One.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say two one. Hello. My
name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service agent for bank.
I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity on the account
ending in. If this is the account holder for that account,
(00:50):
say one. If not, please hang up and have a
good day.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One. We've already done this. It's me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
say one. If not, please say two.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
One, one, one, one, Okay, come on, I got stuff
to do today. One.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a charge
on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars. What
if you approve this charge? Please say one. If not,
please say.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Two thirteen thousand dollars. What the got it? I'm sorry, person,
got it? I need to talk to a person.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Got it? You said one? You approved it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I did not.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I need to talk
to a person, not a machine.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Got it. Please hold?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Thank you God, this is insane. Spend thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hello, my name is Gary.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
This is insane. I need a person.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Got it? Please hold?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Thank you Gary, God.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Hello, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
My name is Gary. I'm the automated service agent here
at bank. We've noticed some activity of Gary.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want
to talk to a human being.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to take
out an auto loan.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Got it. It sounds like you would like to know
the percent of our auto rates.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Please give me a No, no, no, no, Gary, carry no.
Stop with the music, Gary, Bank.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Try to make it feel like you're on making. When
you're on hold, please enjoy the whole music. It's from
the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Thank ever? Are you sitting me?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I didn't spend it?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You mean a person? Scary? Hell Mary, No, you mayn't.
I need a person.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
My name is Gary, Gary, got it?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Give me a human being? Please?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, you don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,
Gary is watching me a person? Gary's watching What Gary
Thinkerry were respectful? Oh my god, Gary, Well I think
you need to do your job Gary and give me
a real person. You're wasting my time.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.
If yes, say.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
One, God, say I don't want to cancel my account.
I need a super vibertulations.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I will need to transfer you to a real person.
Is that say one? If not, say two, give.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Me a real person. Yes, Gary got it.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It sounds like you want to get your accounts. Please.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, I know you, Garry.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I just want to talk to a real person. What
is wrong with you? Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Bank?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh is this a person?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well? Last time I checked, I am. I just got
back from the bathroom because I had a ronate and
I don't think robots earn eate. Why the question?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh my god, just I don't know. Gary, Your your
robot secretary is like trapping me and saying that I
have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then I want
to book my account your account.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes, I don't want to take my account. I'm so
sorry about seven.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh my god, I know we automated supert on Jane,
my god, no, jem, Hey, this is actually Jubile from
the Jubile Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What he said that you really irritated with automated phone
systems and wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh my god, I lost my ship for so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's so bad. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.
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