April 19, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Yeah, it's Donk.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Who.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, this is Donk. Maybe you don't remember even from
the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm the
I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks. You
might not maybe you were hammed.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name,
but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because
you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah,
so Donk found it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm sorry. Who who found it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Donk?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So you you mean you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah? Yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling
you back because I'm sure you want your wallet.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
So bro, I gotta talk to you about something though,
And like I hope you're sitting down or something like
not at work, you know what I mean, Like, because
this is like some shocking stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna work right now.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, So DONK was going through your wallet like to
like try to find out who you were, you know,
so I can call you back or whatever. And then
I noticed a picture in there of a chick.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't understand what.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, I like super hot chick. Her name is Michelle.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, that's my girlfriend. How did you know her name?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend? Bro? Like, donk?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Sorry, what the are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah? I like, so I just gotta be honest with
you because like, bro, code you know what I mean?
Like I had no idea dude, but yeah, so like
the other night, that chick that picture in your wallet,
you know my girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening if
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Sorry, bro, what the are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I mean like she has a thing for bartenders, especially
a donk if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
If you catch buddy, Buddy, I don't know what you're
trying to do right now, if you're trying to with me.
But I don't think this is funny.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well I can see that, dude, Like I'm sorry to
break the news to you, Like you left your wallet
at the bar. I'm trying to call get back, and
then I see a picture of a girls.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Listen to me, Listen to your path, listen stop a
drawl or whatever the hell's going on your stone? You
think this is funny, I'm joking with you, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got you. I don't know her, dude.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I mean I know her because like she was in
there the other night with you, but like I just
remember her name or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But yeah, I know it's all good. Bro, Still your girl?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What what? What do I see my wallet back?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yes, sorry dude, Like sometimes Donk just can't help. But joke,
you know, like the life of a bartender. So hey, yeah,
I can get your wallet back to you. Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So you come down here just like going to cost you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Like two hundred What do you mean what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Like, bring to you a hundred box and it's yours.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Bro. I pray that you are a joke right now,
is it? Because I'll come down there and I will
get my wallet.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, I'll come down there and I'll get my wallet one.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hundred fifty bucks. Dude, hard bar.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You drive a hard bar again, But Donk can go
as low as a hundred fifty That's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh don this what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come down
there and if you do have my wallet, if my
wallet is in that facility, you are going to give
it to me. I don't even give it about the wallet. Actually,
I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna I'm gonna
take your face, okay, and I'm gonna let you really
understand your own bar what I'm saying. Sort of confused,
(03:40):
I'm gonna kick say talk. Does that make any sense
to you? So, so my advice to you, because I'm
gonna come down there right now, don't be there. Leave
the wallet with someone else because if I see you
when I get there, there's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Like what kind of problem, dude, I'm still confused.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm gonna you and I will take my wallet.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh yeah, all right, totally got it now, bro.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Then I'll just let you know this is actually Jubil
from The Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your girl friend.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Michelle set you up. It's a joke. She said, she
stopped and got your your wallet on the way home yesterday. Machelle,
I am painting back and forth.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jebile phone
Franks
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Yeah, it's Donk.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Who.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, this is Donk. Maybe you don't remember even from
the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm the
I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks. You
might not maybe you were hammed.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name,
but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because
you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah,
so Donk found it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm sorry. Who who found it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Donk?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So you you mean you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah? Yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling
you back because I'm sure you want your wallet.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
So bro, I gotta talk to you about something though,
And like I hope you're sitting down or something like
not at work, you know what I mean, Like, because
this is like some shocking stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna work right now.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, So DONK was going through your wallet like to
like try to find out who you were, you know,
so I can call you back or whatever. And then
I noticed a picture in there of a chick.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't understand what.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, I like super hot chick. Her name is Michelle.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, that's my girlfriend. How did you know her name?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend? Bro? Like, donk?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Sorry, what the are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah? I like, so I just gotta be honest with
you because like, bro, code you know what I mean?
Like I had no idea dude, but yeah, so like
the other night, that chick that picture in your wallet,
you know my girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening if
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Sorry, bro, what the are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I mean like she has a thing for bartenders, especially
a donk if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
If you catch buddy, Buddy, I don't know what you're
trying to do right now, if you're trying to with me.
But I don't think this is funny.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well I can see that, dude, Like I'm sorry to
break the news to you, Like you left your wallet
at the bar. I'm trying to call get back, and
then I see a picture of a girls.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Listen to me, Listen to your path, listen stop a
drawl or whatever the hell's going on your stone? You
think this is funny, I'm joking with you, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got you. I don't know her, dude.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I mean I know her because like she was in
there the other night with you, but like I just
remember her name or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But yeah, I know it's all good. Bro, Still your girl?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What what? What do I see my wallet back?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yes, sorry dude, Like sometimes Donk just can't help. But joke,
you know, like the life of a bartender. So hey, yeah,
I can get your wallet back to you. Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So you come down here just like going to cost you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Like two hundred What do you mean what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Like, bring to you a hundred box and it's yours.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Bro. I pray that you are a joke right now,
is it? Because I'll come down there and I will
get my wallet.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, I'll come down there and I'll get my wallet one.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hundred fifty bucks. Dude, hard bar.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You drive a hard bar again, But Donk can go
as low as a hundred fifty That's fine.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh don this what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come down
there and if you do have my wallet, if my
wallet is in that facility, you are going to give
it to me. I don't even give it about the wallet. Actually,
I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna I'm gonna
take your face, okay, and I'm gonna let you really
understand your own bar what I'm saying. Sort of confused,
(03:40):
I'm gonna kick say talk. Does that make any sense
to you? So, so my advice to you, because I'm
gonna come down there right now, don't be there. Leave
the wallet with someone else because if I see you
when I get there, there's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Like what kind of problem, dude, I'm still confused.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm gonna you and I will take my wallet.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh yeah, all right, totally got it now, bro.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Then I'll just let you know this is actually Jubil
from The Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your girl friend.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Michelle set you up. It's a joke. She said, she
stopped and got your your wallet on the way home yesterday. Machelle,
I am painting back and forth.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jebile phone
Franks
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