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April 10, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
can I speak to Kim please? This is pe Dakins
calling from property management. Hi, Kim, how are you? My
name is Peedeakin's call from property management. Okay, yes, I've

(00:23):
been trying to get in touch with you guys. Look
I am your father. Hear that? Yeah? So well, it's
been hot in the offices. So one of my co workers, Randy,
brought in an actual fan today, so it's on my desks.
I've been kind of playing with a fan. This is
really irresistible. He can't help but talk through it, you know. Yeah.

(00:48):
I'm calling because we noticed that you have not paid
your rent. Yeah. Well, if you guys have been checking
any of your emails or phone messages, I been trying
to get touch with you guys because I've been trying
to pay. But your okay are you Are you feeling okay?

(01:13):
Oh yeah, I'm feeling great. What's what's up? I've been
emailing you guys and calling you guys. When I got you,
you called me. Are you listening even you're playing or something? Yeah,
I'm listening. Yeah, sorry about that. Like I said, these

(01:34):
fans when you talk to him. It's so fun. Yeah, yeah, No,
I've played with a fan before, so can you stop
playing and focus on you know, I'm what did you
smoke something over there? Like? What? No, I'm not a smoker,
but if I was smoking, I have a fan on

(01:54):
my desk that would blow the smoke ride out. Sorry,
I did it again. Is there a manager there or
someone who with more intelligence than I could speak with curly? No,
I'm the only one in the office right now. Okay,
but I can help you out. You called me, Yes
I did, and we're wondering why your rent has not
been paid yet. It's a couple of days late, and

(02:14):
weird to see a late payment. Okay, stop with the
fan thing already. Stop. Oh my gosh, what I've already
paid you. You got to stop with the whole fan thing.
Turn it up. So sorry, sorry about that. I just
like Okay, I can tell that you're frustrated right now, yes,
and I don't want to see a fan anytime in

(02:36):
the near future. Can you please help me? Okay? Yes
I can. So what is the issue you're having again
paying your rent? I have my rent. Your website will
allould hate to evictim? Oh my gosh, stop with that, fan. Okay,
I'm sorry. This is that is completely unprofessional of me.

(02:58):
I'm so sorry about that. So it's this issue again.
Are you listening? Are you there? I feel like I'm
talking to somebody in another dimension. I'm trying, and doesn't
it sound like another dimension? It does sort of sound
that way. Listen. Hello, Okay, I'm calling from another dimension one?
That is how many floors up from you? Hi? What

(03:21):
is even your name? What's your name? Pete? Pete? Hey, Pete? Yes,
give it together for me for two seconds. I just
need to pay my rent, Okay. I don't want to
get evicted. I don't want to be late. I don't
want to be we don't. Oh boy, I'm sorry. I
need to pay my friends. I need you website to

(03:43):
not be so sucky, and I need you to help me. Okay, Well,
I can't help you because this is actually Dubil from
the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your sister Eliza set you up. What it's a Jokelisa, Yeah,
it's a joke. No wedding right now. You've been having
trouble with your new apartment's website and wanted me to

(04:03):
mess with you. That was the most frustrating call ever.
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