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May 6, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Pray Mornings on the twenties. Hello, hey,
Mama Bear. Hello, Hey, how you doing? This is Pete
Aekins from bakery. We're the ones that are making your
gender reveal cake. Okay, yes, hey Mama Bear. When's the

(00:24):
party because the cake is ready?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh? Great, because it's going to be tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh tonight. Oh, everybody's going to be very excited when
they find out about a new baby girl. I'm so excited.
I'm sorry, I just said everybody's going to be super excited.
I love these moments when you know, people cut into
the cake and then they realize what, you know, what
they're getting, what bun has been cooking in the oven,
you know, and have everybody just be like, oh, do

(00:49):
you have a girl already?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Did you? So you're telling me now that.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I have a girl.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh, you're not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm supposed to find out when I get the cake
at the party.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Tonight, not now. The cake is for you.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yes, but it's for all of my friends and family.
We're gonna learn about this tonight together, not now on
the phone with me.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So it's ruining everything.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind if we could reverse
the conversation and start over and kind of forget what
I said there.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
We can't start We can't start over now because now
I already know.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm so pissed off because this is supposed to be
This is our first baby, this is the first time, and.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We were gonna do this and everybody was gonna be excited.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
My best friend's gonna be there, the neighbors and the
family's gonna be there, and you ruse everything.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, Well, how do you know it's not a boy because.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
He just said it was a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You said it's right.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Don't try to make it better now, because you've ruined it.
You've ruined everything.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I think I was just very excited and didn't
really put a whole lot of thought into what I
would saying there. So, well, you should be.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Thinking better if you're doing this kind of job of revealing.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's why we chose you your bakery, because we heard
about you did this and.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You were good at it. Right, So I want to
make this better for you, because I feel like that
was not a good thing for me to say.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't know how you're going to make it better.
How are you going to make this better when you
ruined everything? Okay, so you're going to make another cake now?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well? Uh, okay, so the cat's out of the bag
where I guess they're baby's out of it?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Definitely?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you accept my apology?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't accept your apology. As a matter of fact,
this was, like I said, our first baby, this is
the first and you ruined everything.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, because I was going to say, if you have
another one, then it's kind of like whatever at this point,
you know, so, uh, it's the first one. That's a
big deal. Okay, So what if you come down to
the bakery and because obviously me letting that slip sort
of ruin the surprise for you, and.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And what because you know, I'm I'm so pissed off
and I ain't got time to do with this, so
you need to fix this.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, okay, if you come down to the bakery, you
and I can sit together. I can apologize in person,
and then maybe we can do some acting classes so
you can act surprise surprised.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
What do you mean acting classes?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know, I'll coach you through acting surprise so when
you cut it open, you don't have to see that
you already know.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, this is ridiculous. The dumbest idea is there's nothing
you can do. Apology is not acceptable. You know what,
Let me talk to your watch.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I will have you know. I've watched hours and hours
of acting tutorials on YouTube, and I feel like I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Care about your act. I don't care about your acting
because it's not working.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Now, you see you here, my surprise and my voice.
I could teach you that.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You know what, Why don't I just come down there
right now. I'm going to get the cake and must
smash it all.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Over your store because you've ruined everything and you should
be out of business for what you said to me.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, what if I tell you Sam a prank phone
call that was set up by your husband Jason. Let
me get better. What this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Jason?
Say you up? Yes, he said that you guys got
a cake to reveal the gender of your baby, and
he wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
So we we don't know. No, we don't know if
it's a girl or boy, right, No, we don't.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
He just wanted to mess with you and see how
you react. If we're ruined the General he is gonna
kiss this. Wake up every morning with jubile phone.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Franks
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