April 29, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
this is Josh.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hey, new guy.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Up, guy, Well, I have a little bit of troubles
right now.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The new guy. You're the new guy in the office.
You just started a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, yeah, I just started a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This is Tom Portugal over in accounting.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We haven't met yet, that new guy. Hey, Tom, just
calling to give it an introduction since we haven't met.
I'm kind of the welcoming committee here.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't know if you told you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, nobody told me.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, I've officially been welcome to the office until you
get welcomed by Tom Portugal.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
So what's up, new guy. Let's shoot this a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Huh. All right, Tom. I'm really busy right now. I'm
looking for some stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hey, Josh, Josh, can I call you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Can I call you, Josh? I'm gonna Josh.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hey, Joshi, So I got an email from you that
I need to speak with you about.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, I didn't send you an email.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, I think you did.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I opened up my email this morning and there was
an email from you with a Mallard.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Duck in it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
S No, I didn't send you a Hey Josh, my
laptop is missing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know that it's against HR rules to send unsolicited
duck picks.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hey, yeah, that's what you get from me here. Man,
you actually get an email because my laptop is missing.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm kind of the fun guy in the office. New guy. So, hey,
I know you got a presentation today.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Huh yeah, and I can't do it right now because
I'm looking for my laptop. Hey man, And now your
bother new guy.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
He new guy, Hey guy, a new guy.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What tom?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Let's me and you get out of here and go
get some bruise. Maybe head over to the strippy club.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Look, man, I'm not going to strip club with you.
I'm not getting blues. I have to do this present tape.
New job.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I've been working here for fifteen years, and trust me,
they have no idea. I stumble back from work on
most days and I can barely even stay awake.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So you're good man. Let's go, new guy, come on,
have a little fun, live.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
A little Are you drunk? What is your brid I.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Mean, what time is it? Yes? Thirty?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes? Thirty? Get it?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Because yeah, I am so Hey dude, let's go hang
out a little bit and new guy. I want to
get to know you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Look, I'm not hanging out with you. I gotta find
my laptop. I got to get this presentation done and
stop calling me new guy or josh or Joshua.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
New guys got a little fire in him, Huh.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I have a big presentation today, and unless you can
tell me where my laptop is, shut up and get
out of my face.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, a little birdie might have told me where your laptop.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Is with them is my laptop? Tom?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't speak bertie.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You Tom is a little birdie that told you that
someone took my laptop.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You you just take my laptop?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, new guy, new guy?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Are you accusing me of taking your laptop right before
you have a big presentation?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Once again, don't call me new guy. And yet did
you take my laptop? Tom?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Tweet?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Tweet Tom? That little birdie would be me. I'm just
kind of like that. I mess around. You know you'll
find them my office chokester.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You know what I'm coming down to accounting right now.
I'm going to take your computer and take your keyboard.
I'm going to smash it over your head and then
throw the rest of your computer at the window if
you don't give me my laptop right now.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, calm down, new guy. I'll just let you know
it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'll have time for prank phone calls. Right now, Tom,
I have a presentation with my laptop.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I mean, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your coworker Kears.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She has laptop and she wanted to meet it mess
with you, Karen, give me my laptop.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
She said that she wanted to welcome you to the
office and good luck on your first presentation.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Thanks for the phon phone call.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks.
It's another jubile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
this is Josh.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hey, new guy.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Up, guy, Well, I have a little bit of troubles
right now.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The new guy. You're the new guy in the office.
You just started a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, yeah, I just started a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This is Tom Portugal over in accounting.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We haven't met yet, that new guy. Hey, Tom, just
calling to give it an introduction since we haven't met.
I'm kind of the welcoming committee here.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't know if you told you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, nobody told me.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, I've officially been welcome to the office until you
get welcomed by Tom Portugal.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
So what's up, new guy. Let's shoot this a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Huh. All right, Tom. I'm really busy right now. I'm
looking for some stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hey, Josh, Josh, can I call you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Can I call you, Josh? I'm gonna Josh.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hey, Joshi, So I got an email from you that
I need to speak with you about.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, I didn't send you an email.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, I think you did.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I opened up my email this morning and there was
an email from you with a Mallard.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Duck in it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
S No, I didn't send you a Hey Josh, my
laptop is missing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know that it's against HR rules to send unsolicited
duck picks.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hey, yeah, that's what you get from me here. Man,
you actually get an email because my laptop is missing.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm kind of the fun guy in the office. New guy. So, hey,
I know you got a presentation today.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Huh yeah, and I can't do it right now because
I'm looking for my laptop. Hey man, And now your
bother new guy.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
He new guy, Hey guy, a new guy.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What tom?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Let's me and you get out of here and go
get some bruise. Maybe head over to the strippy club.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Look, man, I'm not going to strip club with you.
I'm not getting blues. I have to do this present tape.
New job.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I've been working here for fifteen years, and trust me,
they have no idea. I stumble back from work on
most days and I can barely even stay awake.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So you're good man. Let's go, new guy, come on,
have a little fun, live.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
A little Are you drunk? What is your brid I.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Mean, what time is it? Yes? Thirty?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes? Thirty? Get it?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Because yeah, I am so Hey dude, let's go hang
out a little bit and new guy. I want to
get to know you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Look, I'm not hanging out with you. I gotta find
my laptop. I got to get this presentation done and
stop calling me new guy or josh or Joshua.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
New guys got a little fire in him, Huh.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I have a big presentation today, and unless you can
tell me where my laptop is, shut up and get
out of my face.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, a little birdie might have told me where your laptop.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Is with them is my laptop? Tom?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't speak bertie.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You Tom is a little birdie that told you that
someone took my laptop.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You you just take my laptop?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, new guy, new guy?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Are you accusing me of taking your laptop right before
you have a big presentation?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Once again, don't call me new guy. And yet did
you take my laptop? Tom?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Tweet?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Tweet Tom? That little birdie would be me. I'm just
kind of like that. I mess around. You know you'll
find them my office chokester.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You know what I'm coming down to accounting right now.
I'm going to take your computer and take your keyboard.
I'm going to smash it over your head and then
throw the rest of your computer at the window if
you don't give me my laptop right now.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, calm down, new guy. I'll just let you know
it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'll have time for prank phone calls. Right now, Tom,
I have a presentation with my laptop.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I mean, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your coworker Kears.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She has laptop and she wanted to meet it mess
with you, Karen, give me my laptop.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
She said that she wanted to welcome you to the
office and good luck on your first presentation.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Thanks for the phon phone call.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks.
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