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May 2, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, Hey, this is Pedeek and so I'm calling from
moving I was looking for a kenna.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hey, we're the movers that are moving all your stuff
in your new place today. Just need to call go
over something with you.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, But isn't Wayne supposed to be there?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Your husband?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, he said he had to run out real quick,
and it's pretty important, so I figured i'd just call you, okay, Okay,
So first thing, I want to let you know that
everything we move is insured, so we'll get you a
new couch.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Wait what Yeah, we'll get you a new couch. Sorry
about that.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
What do you mean a new couch.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, we had a little bit of an accident, got
stained up pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What accident are you talking about? What happened to my couch?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It just got a little stain on it.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
How do you get a stain on my couch? All
you had to do was move it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
We sat down for a minute, take a little break,
drink a little wine, and then we lifted it up
when the wine bottles still on there, so it just
sort of spilled everywhere all over it.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
And I don't think it.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Will come out you you did what just having a
little bit of VML on a break. Thank you so
much for that bottle of wine. By the way, when
ahead and pop that bad boy.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, yes you wine? Oh is that yours?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
That was from my wedding? Bert, Wait, what do you
mean it in mine? It's in my house. Of course
it's mine.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know, sometimes when we're on the job, people will
give us little gifts. I figured that was for us.
Was delicious, by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Uh no, do you know how expen sometimes?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, it was delicious. Yeah, no, I mean it was no.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, no, no, no, no. That was a wedding gift. You're not
You don't even make enough to buy another one of
those bottles.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I didn't get married, and I'm not married, so I
don't understand why you'd get me a wedding gift.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, that bottle from my wedding. My wedding, not like,
what what would I get to a wedding gift? I
don't even know you.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
That is a good point, I guess. Yeah, okay, so
that was a wedding gift. Okay, So so I don't
know if that's ensured, it is gone.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Though.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
We drank most of it, thankfully, and then you know,
got a lot on the couch.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So you need to tell me that the idiots you
hired decided to sit on my couch, have sandwiches and
open my wine and throw it on my couch. All
you had to do was move things, like why did
you think this was okay? We were saving that bottle
for our ten year anniversary? It was a gift. It
was eight hundred dollars wrung with.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Me, it tasted like a thousand. I guess that I
shouldn't tell you that.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do you think this is like funny or something?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, I definitely don't. I was honest, misteak there.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I thought you had given us a bottle of wine
and the cake was delicious, so we were like, this
goes really good with the cake and.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I wait, wait, yes, you ate my wedding cake too?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Was that a wedding cake?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
There was a frozen cake in the freezer and we
saw that and figured that that was also for us.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
You see, the idiots like, why would I leave you
wine and cake? Like you thought this was a party?
What else did dude? Did you put on my clothes
and dance around.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well depends which close there years.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I guess what is wrong with all of you? Like
you're putting on my clothes, drinking my wine, getting cake
out of my freezer Like this is not this is
not a job. What did you guys actually do?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
No, man, I can tell you're upset, but I didn't
really call to talk about those things.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I called to talk about the couch.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
No no, no, no, no no. You ate my wedding cake
and drink my wine that was supposed to be a gift.
That No, the couch is the least of the worries
right now, like, you guys are stupid. I want the
manager on the.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Phone right now, man, if I could just talk to you.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
First, I want no, no, no, no no no, And
I want my eight hundred dollars back and it needs
to come out of your account like this makes no sense,
but I think that can No, no, manager, I want
the manager talk to you. No manager now, not another word?
You know?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, Well, what if I tell you that this is
actually a bring phone calls But this is actually it's
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone rank on
you and your husband, Wayne set you up. Yes, he
said that you guys just got married and moving in together,
and he told me about all the stuff you had
from your wedding.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get Wayne back for this.
So good, so good, I'll be plotting. I literally thought
you guys were just drinking my wine, eating my cake.
Help myself, like

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks
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