April 17, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hi, am I speaking with Kelly. This is she Hello Kelly.
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the assistant to the
president of the homeowners Association here.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, my name is Pete.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Pete Eakins. I'm sure you've seen it on a lot
of documents.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Sure. To be quite honest, I get those things so
often I just kind.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of crowd them. Okay, Well, we'd appreciate it if you
read them line by line, Thank you very much. Anyway,
I'm calling for a different issue today. We need to
talk about something very serious. There's been a major complaint
made about you. Unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I actually I have a feeling I know what this
is about.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But do you Okay, well, I'm all ears.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is this about the watering?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, this is not about the watering, but maybe we
need to have another discussion.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, it's just a sprinkler system has been acting up,
so it's been going out that kind of strange time.
I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'd have to check the bylaws. It could definitely be
a problem. I'm calling. I'm calling about the pet that
you have. The dog.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, what is the dog's name Ziggy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, Ziggy has been making his rounds, hasn't he.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I always take those bags with me if i'm ever Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, maybe it takes a different kind of bags. Maybe
you should take some bags that were made by Trojan
because Ziggy obviously made whoopee with another one of our residents' puppies,
and now that dog is pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's impossible for a lot of different m m m
mm hmmm. That's crazy. You've totally got the wrong dog.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What's crazy is that you're allowing your little pervert dog
to run around our neighborhood and what awesome for dog? Yes,
and play the horizontal hokey pokey with any dog that
he wants to And that is not acceptable here.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And I'm really, oh what.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Your dog is out there monster mash and other dogs,
and I am not happy about monster mashing.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What are you talking about? Who is the person who
put this complainant? And who is this? I need to
get your name.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The complaint remains anonymous because I don't want any retribution
from you. But your dog needs to stop being allowed
to go around and thread the needle with any dog that.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
He wants to thread the needle. I'm so sorry, but
that is not what's happening at all. He never gets
out on his own. He's always on a leash, and.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm always with him. I think I would, I would.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Would you call it monster mash, I would know that,
and it's absolutely in.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
A p Well, I don't want to say that. I
don't want to.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Say send me a letter. If this is what's really happening,
send me a letter.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'll do more than that. I'll do more than that.
I'll send you a letter. Have a nice little fine
in there, unless you start making him wear pants pants.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yep, I'm sorry, but no one. I don't see any
of her dogs in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Your dog is out there butter in the biscuit with
other dogs, and it is not allowed here.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Buttering the biscuit. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It is disgusting that you would allow him to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Right now, And no, he doesn't. He doesn't need to
wear pants. And guess what he's actually fixed, six spade.
But whatever it is that they do to make him.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Not be aware, well, it didn't take because one of
our dogs in the community is with child. Now, how
do we got that it's his? Because that's what the
complaints said.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Man, Listen, I could complain that, like my neighbor was
walking around naked around the neighborhood, but that doesn't mean
it's true.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just because somebody complains doesn't mean it's.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
A Well then how did the other puppy get pregnant
if it wasn't getting pogoed in the shrub by your puppy?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh come on, what that is so ridiculous. That's is
absolutely ridiculous. Listen, if you don't believe me, come on
over to my house.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
He's got the address right, so I will pick him
up physically cradle him in my arms, and you can
check out his because he doesn't have him all right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I will read his legs for you.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's real pervert leg and you can take a look
and you can see.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He has no I would love to do that. What
I'm laughing because this is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Ray say you, oh my god, that is so insane.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I do want to take you up on that offer.
Though that sounded Entice wake up every morning with Jubile
phone Franks
It's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hi, am I speaking with Kelly. This is she Hello Kelly.
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the assistant to the
president of the homeowners Association here.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, my name is Pete.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Pete Eakins. I'm sure you've seen it on a lot
of documents.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Sure. To be quite honest, I get those things so
often I just kind.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of crowd them. Okay, Well, we'd appreciate it if you
read them line by line, Thank you very much. Anyway,
I'm calling for a different issue today. We need to
talk about something very serious. There's been a major complaint
made about you. Unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I actually I have a feeling I know what this
is about.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But do you Okay, well, I'm all ears.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is this about the watering?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, this is not about the watering, but maybe we
need to have another discussion.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, it's just a sprinkler system has been acting up,
so it's been going out that kind of strange time.
I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'd have to check the bylaws. It could definitely be
a problem. I'm calling. I'm calling about the pet that
you have. The dog.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, what is the dog's name Ziggy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, Ziggy has been making his rounds, hasn't he.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I always take those bags with me if i'm ever Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, maybe it takes a different kind of bags. Maybe
you should take some bags that were made by Trojan
because Ziggy obviously made whoopee with another one of our residents' puppies,
and now that dog is pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's impossible for a lot of different m m m
mm hmmm. That's crazy. You've totally got the wrong dog.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What's crazy is that you're allowing your little pervert dog
to run around our neighborhood and what awesome for dog? Yes,
and play the horizontal hokey pokey with any dog that
he wants to And that is not acceptable here.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And I'm really, oh what.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Your dog is out there monster mash and other dogs,
and I am not happy about monster mashing.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What are you talking about? Who is the person who
put this complainant? And who is this? I need to
get your name.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The complaint remains anonymous because I don't want any retribution
from you. But your dog needs to stop being allowed
to go around and thread the needle with any dog that.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
He wants to thread the needle. I'm so sorry, but
that is not what's happening at all. He never gets
out on his own. He's always on a leash, and.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm always with him. I think I would, I would.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Would you call it monster mash, I would know that,
and it's absolutely in.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
A p Well, I don't want to say that. I
don't want to.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Say send me a letter. If this is what's really happening,
send me a letter.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'll do more than that. I'll do more than that.
I'll send you a letter. Have a nice little fine
in there, unless you start making him wear pants pants.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yep, I'm sorry, but no one. I don't see any
of her dogs in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Your dog is out there butter in the biscuit with
other dogs, and it is not allowed here.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Buttering the biscuit. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It is disgusting that you would allow him to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Right now, And no, he doesn't. He doesn't need to
wear pants. And guess what he's actually fixed, six spade.
But whatever it is that they do to make him.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Not be aware, well, it didn't take because one of
our dogs in the community is with child. Now, how
do we got that it's his? Because that's what the
complaints said.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Man, Listen, I could complain that, like my neighbor was
walking around naked around the neighborhood, but that doesn't mean
it's true.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just because somebody complains doesn't mean it's.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
A Well then how did the other puppy get pregnant
if it wasn't getting pogoed in the shrub by your puppy?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh come on, what that is so ridiculous. That's is
absolutely ridiculous. Listen, if you don't believe me, come on
over to my house.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
He's got the address right, so I will pick him
up physically cradle him in my arms, and you can
check out his because he doesn't have him all right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I will read his legs for you.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's real pervert leg and you can take a look
and you can see.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He has no I would love to do that. What
I'm laughing because this is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Ray say you, oh my god, that is so insane.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I do want to take you up on that offer.
Though that sounded Entice wake up every morning with Jubile
phone Franks
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