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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
after that said he rigged the door to his home
in an attempt to electro hid his president lights.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Police arrested in Orlando man. We're talking a Famida the
practice club. Bitch you donkey of the day with Charlam
Hayne a guy. I don't know why y'all keep it
letting hi get y'all like this. No duvall, y'all do
it to yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, donkey today for Friday, May third goes to a
Florida man named Kanye Eddraziz Medley. Okay, he is twenty
years old and heil's from Clearwater, Florida. What does your
uncle Shawla always say about the great state of Florida.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida, and today has no exception. See this
young man. Kanye was arrested for domestic battery, a misdemeanor,
(00:52):
and booked into the County Jail. Okay, According to police reports,
he attacked his sister during the domestic class. Now you know,
we don't condone any violence again, women, and attacking your
system is complete nonsense. If you can't have a healthy
conversation with a sibling to work out your differences, then
you probably can't have a healthy conversation with anyone. But
this case is slightly different because Kanye didn't attack his
(01:12):
sister with his hands. Nah, Kanye decided to treat his
sister the way scissors fans treated her in Australia, and
he decided to just throw something at it. Now, just
if I told you this man was twenty years old,
his name was Kanye, but it's spelled k h a
and ye. He's black, and he decided to throw a
food item in his system and the food item hit
(01:33):
his sister in the back of the head, and that's
why he got arrested. If I told you to guess
what food item he threw, do you think you could
do it?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm gonna give you multiple choice. Okay, Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Was it a sushi, b meatloaf, see fried chicken or
d tune the tatar?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh my fried chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Why why Why would you just assume it's fried chicken?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Because if it's like fresh out de grease and throw it,
some of that hot greas gonna slide down her neck.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That'll be the only way that I feel like you
would be arrested. Okay, What Red? If I did this
stick to you, Red?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If I give you these same choices, Red, Puerto Rican,
I say, Red, he's black, he's twenty years old, okay,
and he threw a food out of the system.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I gave you those same multiple choice questions.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What would you guess? Just already guess fried chicken? Is
it a sushi b meat? Low sea fried chicken? D
two the ta ta yep.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm gonna go with the fried chicken too, all right, Now,
don't try and gain no points. Now, why Red, Why? Why?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
All?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm saying it's not a stereotype.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
If it's true, Okay, Not only do black people love
fried chicken, everybody lives fried chicken. And historically we love
fried chicken because it was the only livestock slaves were
allowed to keep. Chickens were Chickens were the only live
stalk the enslaved were allowed to keep, and after.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Emancipation, women known as a waiter.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Carriers would sell trays of fried chicken and biscuits to
travelers at train stations. Okay, the only reason fried chicken
became a negative stereotype was because in nineteen fifteen, a
man named D. W. Griffith used a film called Reth
of a Nation to show a bunch of black elected
officials being unruly, drinking liquor, eating fried chicken with their
bare feet kicked up on the death, just acting like savages.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And the whole point of that.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Scene, the message to the audience was to show the
alleged dangers of letting black people vote. This is not
a YouTube conspiracy. This is historical fact. Do your own.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Googles and you will see. Now.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
The reason Kanye is getting donk here today is because
he told police that the motive for him using poultry
ass projectiles is because he said he had not eaten
and did not want the piece of chicken the victim
offered him, so he became upset. Now let's do the
math here, Jess. The man claimed to be hungry, said
he had not eaten. So someone offers you food and
(03:57):
you say you don't want the piece of food that
they offered.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Wouldn't not to piss you off. Absolutely, he looky. He
didn't get something thrown at him.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He's ungrateful, he's una appreciative, he's unthankful. He's a thankless human.
Beggars cannot be choosers. And I can't say that you
was begging. But if you starving, one of the most
incredible things the President can offer you is a piece
of chicken. Now Here to elaborate on the goodness of
fried chicken when you are hungry is the president of
the Fat Lives Matter Committee.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Big Mac. I want y'all start playing Wobble Wobble whenever Big.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Mac comings, you Mac talk to me about the goodness
of good people.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
This is a sad day.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
As the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee and
a member of the Gut Gang and the Big Back Brigade,
it hurts to see one of your your members that
fallen off track talk to me. This is just as
bad as disrepecting the flag. You don't throw no fried chicken,
not even just as a fat person, as a black person.
This breaks my heart. That's like saying I don't need lotion,
(04:55):
and you clearly ashy. It just don't make no sense.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And then when somebody give you something. You know how
we get the extra on our hands. I took too much.
There you go. You got to nervous, say, knowing you
actually come on now, it's just it's sad to see.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
And from the Book of Lizzle, you know, what they
say is don't bite the hand that feeds you. If
you hungry and you asking for food, somebody giving you food. Now,
here's my thing about that. Looking at Devil's Advocate, I
know she does not. The Devil's advocates side of it is,
I asked for food, you gave me chicken.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Growing up, the number one rule was don't eat the
big piece of chicken.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay. Now maybe it wasn't the big piece of chicken.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Maybe it was a.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Little thigh, but no, no, no, no, no, you only get
the big piece of chicken if.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You are to provide her. That's why the daddy historically
got the big pieces.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He treated his system like it was his girl. So
clearly they got some things going on in that house.
And you've seen the picture of him.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
A little off.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
If he paid for the meat in the house, I
totally understand. If he ain't paid for the poetry, No,
you're gonna eat what I get. Kanye's are a little
bit off, so this is not farm.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's truth.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know what, Matck, You ain't wrong when you're right.
Please give Kanye Medley the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You Oh the day, Oh the day.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Ye you don't know, you're not. We're not about to
offer you no fried chicken.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You know in the Book of Corinthians it says you
be tripping if you're throwing chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
They don't nobody say you do not read the Bible
at all. It's nothing that might be in the Book
of Clarence.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I know.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
The last sup but they were beefing and they ain't
throwing no chicken, So I know it's true.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Come on that, that is true. That was Donkey of
the Day to Day.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Lamb is soft.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the Bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Wake till assap Earth in the morning at Breakfast Club
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
after that said he rigged the door to his home
in an attempt to electro hid his president lights.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Police arrested in Orlando man. We're talking a Famida the
practice club. Bitch you donkey of the day with Charlam
Hayne a guy. I don't know why y'all keep it
letting hi get y'all like this. No duvall, y'all do
it to yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, donkey today for Friday, May third goes to a
Florida man named Kanye Eddraziz Medley. Okay, he is twenty
years old and heil's from Clearwater, Florida. What does your
uncle Shawla always say about the great state of Florida.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida, and today has no exception. See this
young man. Kanye was arrested for domestic battery, a misdemeanor,
(00:52):
and booked into the County Jail. Okay, According to police reports,
he attacked his sister during the domestic class. Now you know,
we don't condone any violence again, women, and attacking your
system is complete nonsense. If you can't have a healthy
conversation with a sibling to work out your differences, then
you probably can't have a healthy conversation with anyone. But
this case is slightly different because Kanye didn't attack his
(01:12):
sister with his hands. Nah, Kanye decided to treat his
sister the way scissors fans treated her in Australia, and
he decided to just throw something at it. Now, just
if I told you this man was twenty years old,
his name was Kanye, but it's spelled k h a
and ye. He's black, and he decided to throw a
food item in his system and the food item hit
(01:33):
his sister in the back of the head, and that's
why he got arrested. If I told you to guess
what food item he threw, do you think you could
do it?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm gonna give you multiple choice. Okay, Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Was it a sushi, b meatloaf, see fried chicken or
d tune the tatar?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh my fried chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Why why Why would you just assume it's fried chicken?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Because if it's like fresh out de grease and throw it,
some of that hot greas gonna slide down her neck.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That'll be the only way that I feel like you
would be arrested. Okay, What Red? If I did this
stick to you, Red?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If I give you these same choices, Red, Puerto Rican,
I say, Red, he's black, he's twenty years old, okay,
and he threw a food out of the system.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I gave you those same multiple choice questions.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What would you guess? Just already guess fried chicken? Is
it a sushi b meat? Low sea fried chicken? D
two the ta ta yep.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm gonna go with the fried chicken too, all right, Now,
don't try and gain no points. Now, why Red, Why? Why?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
All?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm saying it's not a stereotype.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
If it's true, Okay, Not only do black people love
fried chicken, everybody lives fried chicken. And historically we love
fried chicken because it was the only livestock slaves were
allowed to keep. Chickens were Chickens were the only live
stalk the enslaved were allowed to keep, and after.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Emancipation, women known as a waiter.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Carriers would sell trays of fried chicken and biscuits to
travelers at train stations. Okay, the only reason fried chicken
became a negative stereotype was because in nineteen fifteen, a
man named D. W. Griffith used a film called Reth
of a Nation to show a bunch of black elected
officials being unruly, drinking liquor, eating fried chicken with their
bare feet kicked up on the death, just acting like savages.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And the whole point of that.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Scene, the message to the audience was to show the
alleged dangers of letting black people vote. This is not
a YouTube conspiracy. This is historical fact. Do your own.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Googles and you will see. Now.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
The reason Kanye is getting donk here today is because
he told police that the motive for him using poultry
ass projectiles is because he said he had not eaten
and did not want the piece of chicken the victim
offered him, so he became upset. Now let's do the
math here, Jess. The man claimed to be hungry, said
he had not eaten. So someone offers you food and
(03:57):
you say you don't want the piece of food that
they offered.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Wouldn't not to piss you off. Absolutely, he looky. He
didn't get something thrown at him.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He's ungrateful, he's una appreciative, he's unthankful. He's a thankless human.
Beggars cannot be choosers. And I can't say that you
was begging. But if you starving, one of the most
incredible things the President can offer you is a piece
of chicken. Now Here to elaborate on the goodness of
fried chicken when you are hungry is the president of
the Fat Lives Matter Committee.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Big Mac. I want y'all start playing Wobble Wobble whenever Big.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Mac comings, you Mac talk to me about the goodness
of good people.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
This is a sad day.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
As the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee and
a member of the Gut Gang and the Big Back Brigade,
it hurts to see one of your your members that
fallen off track talk to me. This is just as
bad as disrepecting the flag. You don't throw no fried chicken,
not even just as a fat person, as a black person.
This breaks my heart. That's like saying I don't need lotion,
(04:55):
and you clearly ashy. It just don't make no sense.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And then when somebody give you something. You know how
we get the extra on our hands. I took too much.
There you go. You got to nervous, say, knowing you
actually come on now, it's just it's sad to see.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
And from the Book of Lizzle, you know, what they
say is don't bite the hand that feeds you. If
you hungry and you asking for food, somebody giving you food. Now,
here's my thing about that. Looking at Devil's Advocate, I
know she does not. The Devil's advocates side of it is,
I asked for food, you gave me chicken.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Growing up, the number one rule was don't eat the
big piece of chicken.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay. Now maybe it wasn't the big piece of chicken.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Maybe it was a.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Little thigh, but no, no, no, no, no, you only get
the big piece of chicken if.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You are to provide her. That's why the daddy historically
got the big pieces.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He treated his system like it was his girl. So
clearly they got some things going on in that house.
And you've seen the picture of him.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
A little off.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
If he paid for the meat in the house, I
totally understand. If he ain't paid for the poetry, No,
you're gonna eat what I get. Kanye's are a little
bit off, so this is not farm.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's truth.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know what, Matck, You ain't wrong when you're right.
Please give Kanye Medley the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You Oh the day, Oh the day.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Ye you don't know, you're not. We're not about to
offer you no fried chicken.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
You know in the Book of Corinthians it says you
be tripping if you're throwing chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
They don't nobody say you do not read the Bible
at all. It's nothing that might be in the Book
of Clarence.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I know.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
The last sup but they were beefing and they ain't
throwing no chicken, So I know it's true.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Come on that, that is true. That was Donkey of
the Day to Day.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Lamb is soft.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the Bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Wake till assap Earth in the morning at Breakfast Club
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