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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida, Malora.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Flourida.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an
ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
much money.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Florida man is arrested after that, w saying he rigged.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The door to his home in an attempt to electric
hid his president lights.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Police arrested at Orlando man we're talking to Fromida the
practice club, bitch you. Donkey of the Day with Charlam
Payne to guy. Oh, why y'all keep it letting him
get y'all like.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It ain't me.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's y'all do ball down in Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Donkey of Today for Monday May six goes to a
young man named Terry Jennings of Papano Beach, Florida. I
know I probably pronounced that wrong. Is somebody out there
screaming at the radio right now?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's Pompeno is Pompino? Okay? Pompino Beach, Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What did your uncle sh'alla always say about the great
state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
the Bronx and all of Florida. I was just in
Orlando yesterday. I was there this weekend, yes Saturday and Sunday. Okay,
sleuth to everyone who listens to us on one of
four point five to beat. My daughter is a cheerleader,
so I was down there for her competition. Slew to
the licking in Orlando. Drop on the clues bombs for
the licking in Orlando, the one in Florida. Mal appreciate
(01:09):
all the hospitality Saturday. See. The thing about Florida is
that Florida is like anywhere else. Don't start nothing, won't
be none.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Every day of our lives, we wake up and our
job is to avoid crazy. Very hard to avoid crazy
in Florida, but not impossible if you simply just mind
your business.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay. Terry Jennings is from Florida and did not receive
that memo.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
See Terry Jennings, twenty four years old, was arrested after
attempting to commit a burglary. According to police records, he
broke into a man's home, but he didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The resident was there.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Clearly the resident was somebody Terry wanted zero problems with.
He wanted no smoke because when he realized the resident
was home, he hauled ass. Something scared him so bad
that he took off, okay, and he took off and
he saw a parked police car after fleeing the scene,
and he came running up to the police car demanding help. Now,
(02:05):
the officer quickly determined the man was running away from
a resident after the resident found him trying to break
into his home. Now, remember when my guy comedian Andrew Schotz,
who sold out the Garden this weekend. We just told
y'all that twice by himself, the Garden, not the theater
with the Knicks play. Remember when he once said breaking
into Dinny's house must be terrifying. That's what this whole
scenario reminds me of. Let's listen to what Andrew had
(02:27):
to say for us.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This is the only reason I think he might be guilty.
Every celebrity in LA has had their home robbed except Diddy,
and I thought about it. It's like Bro Robin didty
is terrifying because what if he's there, you break down
the door, he's butt naked on the couch, meet Mill
sitting on his laps, petting him like a Maltese cat
(02:49):
meet mill, crying, hold on, wait a minute, I thought
you was finished. The HEAs I can't stop home. Stop
you try to run out, You run out, The door
is locked.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You try you here.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Nowhere, you don't know where. I can't be stopped. Now
it's your ass tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What if that's how this went down with Terry in Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What if Terry walked in on a man who was
in there starbucknked, masturbating the gay porn. The man sitting
there on porn hub, shaking hands with the milk man.
He's starfish gazing, praying for some masks, and here comes
some bussy.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Through the window. I've been waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The only thing that's gonna make a man run from
a house he's breaking into is if the person got
a pistol or a penis in his hand.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Either way, you don't want to get shot, Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That is the only thing that can spook a man
so bad that he will go from criminal to victim
that fast. Now, Terry has been arrested for this before.
He once entered an unlocked car in a gated community
and removed a wallet from the centaconsole. The wallet had
just twenty dollars in it. Okay, the victims driver's license
and association ID. Terrry couldn't say it wasn't him because
he was found in the backyard of a resident and
(04:04):
he had the victim's driver license and twenty dollars bill
in his pocket, and the courting the police, he was
unable to explain why he had those items in his possession.
Police be so damn funny, maybe wanting you to explain
things they already know just for their amusement. You know,
damn well why he had these things in his possession because.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
He stole them.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Terry is currently in the Broadwood County Jail on a
bard of six thousand dollars. And one thing about jail,
when the man is in there with a penis in
his hand, when the bad boy for life beat drops,
there is nowhere.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To run tonight. That's right. Please give Terry Jennings the
biggest he off. That's crazy, that's Florida. Wow. All right, well,
thank you for that, and I thank you for the
(04:57):
Dog of Today.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Oh yes, sir, Lord Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned
personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamb is soft, don't
be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.
If you're ever injured.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to
bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,
you get the horns. Wake that ass up Earth in
the morning. The Breakfast Club
Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida, Malora.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Flourida.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an
ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
much money.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Florida man is arrested after that, w saying he rigged.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The door to his home in an attempt to electric
hid his president lights.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Police arrested at Orlando man we're talking to Fromida the
practice club, bitch you. Donkey of the Day with Charlam
Payne to guy. Oh, why y'all keep it letting him
get y'all like.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It ain't me.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's y'all do ball down in Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Donkey of Today for Monday May six goes to a
young man named Terry Jennings of Papano Beach, Florida. I
know I probably pronounced that wrong. Is somebody out there
screaming at the radio right now?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's Pompeno is Pompino? Okay? Pompino Beach, Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What did your uncle sh'alla always say about the great
state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
the Bronx and all of Florida. I was just in
Orlando yesterday. I was there this weekend, yes Saturday and Sunday. Okay,
sleuth to everyone who listens to us on one of
four point five to beat. My daughter is a cheerleader,
so I was down there for her competition. Slew to
the licking in Orlando. Drop on the clues bombs for
the licking in Orlando, the one in Florida. Mal appreciate
(01:09):
all the hospitality Saturday. See. The thing about Florida is
that Florida is like anywhere else. Don't start nothing, won't
be none.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Every day of our lives, we wake up and our
job is to avoid crazy. Very hard to avoid crazy
in Florida, but not impossible if you simply just mind
your business.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay. Terry Jennings is from Florida and did not receive
that memo.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
See Terry Jennings, twenty four years old, was arrested after
attempting to commit a burglary. According to police records, he
broke into a man's home, but he didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The resident was there.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Clearly the resident was somebody Terry wanted zero problems with.
He wanted no smoke because when he realized the resident
was home, he hauled ass. Something scared him so bad
that he took off, okay, and he took off and
he saw a parked police car after fleeing the scene,
and he came running up to the police car demanding help. Now,
(02:05):
the officer quickly determined the man was running away from
a resident after the resident found him trying to break
into his home. Now, remember when my guy comedian Andrew Schotz,
who sold out the Garden this weekend. We just told
y'all that twice by himself, the Garden, not the theater
with the Knicks play. Remember when he once said breaking
into Dinny's house must be terrifying. That's what this whole
scenario reminds me of. Let's listen to what Andrew had
(02:27):
to say for us.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This is the only reason I think he might be guilty.
Every celebrity in LA has had their home robbed except Diddy,
and I thought about it. It's like Bro Robin didty
is terrifying because what if he's there, you break down
the door, he's butt naked on the couch, meet Mill
sitting on his laps, petting him like a Maltese cat
(02:49):
meet mill, crying, hold on, wait a minute, I thought
you was finished. The HEAs I can't stop home. Stop
you try to run out, You run out, The door
is locked.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You try you here.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Nowhere, you don't know where. I can't be stopped. Now
it's your ass tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What if that's how this went down with Terry in Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What if Terry walked in on a man who was
in there starbucknked, masturbating the gay porn. The man sitting
there on porn hub, shaking hands with the milk man.
He's starfish gazing, praying for some masks, and here comes
some bussy.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Through the window. I've been waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
The only thing that's gonna make a man run from
a house he's breaking into is if the person got
a pistol or a penis in his hand.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Either way, you don't want to get shot, Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That is the only thing that can spook a man
so bad that he will go from criminal to victim
that fast. Now, Terry has been arrested for this before.
He once entered an unlocked car in a gated community
and removed a wallet from the centaconsole. The wallet had
just twenty dollars in it. Okay, the victims driver's license
and association ID. Terrry couldn't say it wasn't him because
he was found in the backyard of a resident and
(04:04):
he had the victim's driver license and twenty dollars bill
in his pocket, and the courting the police, he was
unable to explain why he had those items in his possession.
Police be so damn funny, maybe wanting you to explain
things they already know just for their amusement. You know,
damn well why he had these things in his possession because.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
He stole them.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Terry is currently in the Broadwood County Jail on a
bard of six thousand dollars. And one thing about jail,
when the man is in there with a penis in
his hand, when the bad boy for life beat drops,
there is nowhere.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To run tonight. That's right. Please give Terry Jennings the
biggest he off. That's crazy, that's Florida. Wow. All right, well,
thank you for that, and I thank you for the
(04:57):
Dog of Today.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Oh yes, sir, Lord Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned
personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamb is soft, don't
be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.
If you're ever injured.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to
bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,
you get the horns. Wake that ass up Earth in
the morning. The Breakfast Club
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