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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something
to go for the reason he gave me donkey other day,
and I deserve that. You need to know.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You need to tell them.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I am you tell them it's time for Donkey of
the day. It's a read. But you're so good at Charlomagne, Charlomade.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Damn Solomame.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Who do you give a.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Dusky the other day?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Soon? Well, sexy red Donkey to day for Tuesday, May
seventh goes to a Catholic priest named Lawrence Kozak. Lawrence
is accused of stealing booty from a church in Pennsylvania.
And I let the record show when I say this
Catholic priest stole booty, I'm not talking about little kids.
I'm talking money. Yes, this man stole more than forty
grand and expenses over three years, and some of the
(00:46):
money was used to buy cell phone games, cell phone
video games. You know, I'm a stern believer that it's
not a stereotype if it's true, and this story is
not going to do anything to defy the stereotype that
Catholic priests are pedophiles and child abusers, especially when we
dive more into why this particular Catholic priest was stealing money.
Let's go to WRL for the report. Police.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
A Pennsylvania Catholic priest is accused of stealing parish funds
to play games like Candy Crush warns. Kozak is charged
with theft and related crimes. Authority say he rocked up
tens of thousands of dollars and expenses over three years
and used some of that cash to play cell phone
games like Pokemon Go. The archdiocese has placed Kozak on
(01:26):
administrative leave.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
These poor people, man, they come to the Catholic Church,
you know, given tithes and offers, given tithes and offerings
to tited tithes and offerings. Okay, giving they ten percent
to the Lord. And here go to pastor stealing money
because he wants to play Wizard of Our Slacks and
Candy Crush, soging cash Frenzy and Mario Kart or in
Pokemon Go. I hate to be, you know, the one
(01:50):
to break the news to you, but this man, this
man might have been buying apps fast man. Okay, there's
just no way that the Catholic priest steals forty thousands
from the church and a large part of it is
going to these apps that are largely aimed at kids. Now,
I'm not one of these people who buys into every stereotype.
I know that there has a lot of prejudice against
the Catholic Church because there are some people who believe
that Catholic priests everywhere are pedophiles and child abusers. We
(02:12):
know that this is not the case. Every Catholic priest
is not the same. So if I say, what's the
difference between Woody from toy Story and a priest and
someone replies, only one of them goes limp when the
child walks in walks in the room. That does not
apply to all priests. Okay, do you understand, but it
could apply to Lawrence Kozak. I don't want to get
distracted though this man used the church's money that he
(02:34):
stole over forty thousand dollars on apps. The thing that
bothers me the most about this is that you are
taking advantage of people's need to believe. Taking advantage of
a person's you need to believe, that's also a form
of abuse. All right, these people are sowing a seed,
They are showing gratitude for all that God has given
they want to return to God a portion of what
(02:55):
they have received, and a lot of people do this
hoping that they will also come back to them because
they need. People say when you tie, it brings you
closer to God. So you taking advantage of people's need
to believe they're hard earned money that they could be
spending on food, medical bills, housing, childcare. But you taking
these folks, you know, money so you can buy candy crushing,
(03:17):
Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go. I think you got all these
apps because you want the poker kid. But I don't
want to reinforce stereotypes because all Catholic priests should not
be judged by the bad actions of a few. Like
if I ask what's the difference between acne and a
Catholic priest? If someone responds to all Catholic priests, that
just wouldn't be right. Now, Let's just say Lawrence wasn't
(03:39):
reinforcing negative stereotypes of Catholic priests, and he was one
of the many people who are addicted to these self
on apps. I truly believe game purchases is an epidemic
as big as crack or opioids. They get you hooked
by giving you something free. But the catch is they
make you wait like every hour to refresh. But then
they'll offer you a quicker way to get whatever you know,
(04:01):
whatever you need replenished, you just gotta pay. Monopoly Go
gives you ten dice every hour, or you can get
one hundred dice for nine to ninety nine. Which one
are you gonna ultimately choose if you want to play
a Monopoly Go. It's kind of like, man, remember back
in the day, and it still might happen now, Like
when the new iPhone comes out and then they ask
you if you want an update on your old phone,
and then when you update it, it don't quite work.
(04:22):
The same that just happened to me. You see what
I'm saying. My long clock will not work. Now you
see what I'm saying. So now you forced to go
buy a new phone. Yeah, that's how they get you.
Speaking of getting you, I just really want people to
understand that I am not on this radio saying all
Catholic priests abuse kids. I'm just saying it's suspicious that
this guy was using the church's money to have all
these apps for kids on his phone. If I ask
(04:45):
Kendrick Lamar, why do Catholic priests like playing the violin,
and Kendrick replies, because they get the finger. A minor.
That a minor that has nothing to do with all
Catholic priests. Okay, now, Father Kozoles was arrested on April
twenty fifth and faces felony depth charges. And he earned that,
Father Kozak, have you ever wondered why Catholic priests called
(05:07):
himself father because it's too suspicious for kids to call
him daddy? But that has nothing to do with all
of them. Just some Please let remy ma give Lawrence
Kozak the biggest he haw he haw he ha, you stupid, mother?
Are you dumb? M m mmmmm well mm hmm that's ok.
(05:34):
I don't know what his words like Charlemagne or the priest.
I didn't do anything. I'm just telling the story. No,
I'm not talking about reference to the kids. I'm talking
about the way that you just slaughtered a lot of
other precesses. No, pres I said, I said some preciss
is the word, and I didn't say I didn't say
all I said, so I know the last little bit.
(05:56):
I'm not listening to this gonna be like oh uh uh, Well,
don't apply, let it fly, all right, Okay, yes, let's
say don't fit. You must've quit. Huh. All right, thank
you for that Donkey of Today. Now, when we come back,
John Carl will be joining us. Where John called from.
John Carr is from ABC. He's on this week ABC.
(06:18):
But he also has a new book out called Tired
of Winning Donald Trump in the End of the Grand
Old Party. Yep, we're gonna get with John Carr when
we come back. It's The Breakfast Club the Morning. The
Breakfast Club Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury
attorney Michael the Bull. Lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey.
When you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com. That's
(06:39):
Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns.
Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something
to go for the reason he gave me donkey other day,
and I deserve that. You need to know.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You need to tell them.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I am you tell them it's time for Donkey of
the day. It's a read. But you're so good at Charlomagne, Charlomade.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Damn Solomame.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Who do you give a.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Dusky the other day?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Soon? Well, sexy red Donkey to day for Tuesday, May
seventh goes to a Catholic priest named Lawrence Kozak. Lawrence
is accused of stealing booty from a church in Pennsylvania.
And I let the record show when I say this
Catholic priest stole booty, I'm not talking about little kids.
I'm talking money. Yes, this man stole more than forty
grand and expenses over three years, and some of the
(00:46):
money was used to buy cell phone games, cell phone
video games. You know, I'm a stern believer that it's
not a stereotype if it's true, and this story is
not going to do anything to defy the stereotype that
Catholic priests are pedophiles and child abusers, especially when we
dive more into why this particular Catholic priest was stealing money.
Let's go to WRL for the report. Police.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
A Pennsylvania Catholic priest is accused of stealing parish funds
to play games like Candy Crush warns. Kozak is charged
with theft and related crimes. Authority say he rocked up
tens of thousands of dollars and expenses over three years
and used some of that cash to play cell phone
games like Pokemon Go. The archdiocese has placed Kozak on
(01:26):
administrative leave.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
These poor people, man, they come to the Catholic Church,
you know, given tithes and offers, given tithes and offerings
to tited tithes and offerings. Okay, giving they ten percent
to the Lord. And here go to pastor stealing money
because he wants to play Wizard of Our Slacks and
Candy Crush, soging cash Frenzy and Mario Kart or in
Pokemon Go. I hate to be, you know, the one
(01:50):
to break the news to you, but this man, this
man might have been buying apps fast man. Okay, there's
just no way that the Catholic priest steals forty thousands
from the church and a large part of it is
going to these apps that are largely aimed at kids. Now,
I'm not one of these people who buys into every stereotype.
I know that there has a lot of prejudice against
the Catholic Church because there are some people who believe
that Catholic priests everywhere are pedophiles and child abusers. We
(02:12):
know that this is not the case. Every Catholic priest
is not the same. So if I say, what's the
difference between Woody from toy Story and a priest and
someone replies, only one of them goes limp when the
child walks in walks in the room. That does not
apply to all priests. Okay, do you understand, but it
could apply to Lawrence Kozak. I don't want to get
distracted though this man used the church's money that he
(02:34):
stole over forty thousand dollars on apps. The thing that
bothers me the most about this is that you are
taking advantage of people's need to believe. Taking advantage of
a person's you need to believe, that's also a form
of abuse. All right, these people are sowing a seed,
They are showing gratitude for all that God has given
they want to return to God a portion of what
(02:55):
they have received, and a lot of people do this
hoping that they will also come back to them because
they need. People say when you tie, it brings you
closer to God. So you taking advantage of people's need
to believe they're hard earned money that they could be
spending on food, medical bills, housing, childcare. But you taking
these folks, you know, money so you can buy candy crushing,
(03:17):
Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go. I think you got all these
apps because you want the poker kid. But I don't
want to reinforce stereotypes because all Catholic priests should not
be judged by the bad actions of a few. Like
if I ask what's the difference between acne and a
Catholic priest? If someone responds to all Catholic priests, that
just wouldn't be right. Now, Let's just say Lawrence wasn't
(03:39):
reinforcing negative stereotypes of Catholic priests, and he was one
of the many people who are addicted to these self
on apps. I truly believe game purchases is an epidemic
as big as crack or opioids. They get you hooked
by giving you something free. But the catch is they
make you wait like every hour to refresh. But then
they'll offer you a quicker way to get whatever you know,
(04:01):
whatever you need replenished, you just gotta pay. Monopoly Go
gives you ten dice every hour, or you can get
one hundred dice for nine to ninety nine. Which one
are you gonna ultimately choose if you want to play
a Monopoly Go. It's kind of like, man, remember back
in the day, and it still might happen now, Like
when the new iPhone comes out and then they ask
you if you want an update on your old phone,
and then when you update it, it don't quite work.
(04:22):
The same that just happened to me. You see what
I'm saying. My long clock will not work. Now you
see what I'm saying. So now you forced to go
buy a new phone. Yeah, that's how they get you.
Speaking of getting you, I just really want people to
understand that I am not on this radio saying all
Catholic priests abuse kids. I'm just saying it's suspicious that
this guy was using the church's money to have all
these apps for kids on his phone. If I ask
(04:45):
Kendrick Lamar, why do Catholic priests like playing the violin,
and Kendrick replies, because they get the finger. A minor.
That a minor that has nothing to do with all
Catholic priests. Okay, now, Father Kozoles was arrested on April
twenty fifth and faces felony depth charges. And he earned that,
Father Kozak, have you ever wondered why Catholic priests called
(05:07):
himself father because it's too suspicious for kids to call
him daddy? But that has nothing to do with all
of them. Just some Please let remy ma give Lawrence
Kozak the biggest he haw he haw he ha, you stupid, mother?
Are you dumb? M m mmmmm well mm hmm that's ok.
(05:34):
I don't know what his words like Charlemagne or the priest.
I didn't do anything. I'm just telling the story. No,
I'm not talking about reference to the kids. I'm talking
about the way that you just slaughtered a lot of
other precesses. No, pres I said, I said some preciss
is the word, and I didn't say I didn't say
all I said, so I know the last little bit.
(05:56):
I'm not listening to this gonna be like oh uh uh, Well,
don't apply, let it fly, all right, Okay, yes, let's
say don't fit. You must've quit. Huh. All right, thank
you for that Donkey of Today. Now, when we come back,
John Carl will be joining us. Where John called from.
John Carr is from ABC. He's on this week ABC.
(06:18):
But he also has a new book out called Tired
of Winning Donald Trump in the End of the Grand
Old Party. Yep, we're gonna get with John Carr when
we come back. It's The Breakfast Club the Morning. The
Breakfast Club Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury
attorney Michael the Bull. Lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey.
When you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com. That's
(06:39):
Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns.
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