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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake that ass up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Breakfast Club Morning, everybody's tej n V.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Just hilarious.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Chelamine the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got
a special guest in the building. Good sister, Tiffany Haddish
is back.
Speaker 5 (00:13):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey boo. Yeah, I'm feeling fantastic. How are you feeling bless.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I feel good.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
There you go. Yeah, new book. I curse you with joy.
Talk to me about it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
But you know, it's funny. Everybody's calling it, I curse
you with joy. But I call it because at the
top of the page, if you look at the front
page and say, Tiffany Hattish, I curse you with joy?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Got you?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, Yeah, because I think that's important to be I
need to say it. I need to say that. But
you can say I curse you with joy.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
You've been saying that since I've known you. You always
do that, like curse people with joy.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, because there's a lot of unhappy people. And I mean,
if you look at the internet, you can see it's
a lot of like it's a lot of hate and
anger and sadness out there. And I could, like, you know,
combat that with the same thing. Or I could say
you know what, I curt you with some joy because
you obviously are not happy. So I'm sharing some stories
in this book. It's it's a series of essays, if
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you will. And then I'm sharing some dark things about
my existence and how I find the bright side of it.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
You know what got you to the point to write
the book? Was it a particular comment? Was it something
that somebody said, or you just was all of the above.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I had always wanted to do that, but because the
first book, Tiffany hottis the Last Black Unicorn, that first
one I had edited down when I had took a
lot of stuff out because it was too long. I
don't like super long, but I don't like them too
long personally. If I'm not gonna read it, why would
I expect somebody else to read it? Right? So I
took a lot out on this next book. I curt
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you with joy. I you know, all the stuff that
I had took out the first book I put in
this book, plus more of the journey of being this,
you know, shot out of a cannon star. I guess
you would say, uh, it's it's been an interesting journey.
You know. You guys have known me since the beginning
of the journey. You guys have seen the whole ups
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and downs and all of that, and I'm like, this
is the craziest roller coaster. And nobody gives you a
manual on how to be famous. Nobody gives you a
manual on how to handle certain things. And you have
to figure that. You got to figure it out, and
it's it is hard. It is very hard, but I'm
having fun doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What was the most difficult part, you said you figured
it out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
The most difficult part was not rolling up on somebody
and whipping the ass, right, because I'm from the nineteen
hundred and we'll show up to your mama house and
beat your ass. That's what it is like, the good
old days.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh you're talking shit. Okay, I'm gonna come over there
and beat you up. But you know one of my
period come on, and I got some time. I will
call people. I will make a phone call that.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You were Actually I guess you found an app that
you could actually find out where these people live or
find their number.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah, you can find you can find people. You know.
I used to be married to a private investigator, so
I know how to get your business if I want to.
And so when the lady in the red dress show up,
I become a little evil and I'll be having time.
Sometimes sometimes I have time. And so then I decided
to take that time to invest in people that like
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to talk shit and I and I and I'll put
your business out there, not like docks you or nothing
like that, but you know, I'll call you or I'll
make comments on your page and you you won't know
it's me, but I'll make comments about you know, police
records and shit.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
So when you call these the trolls, you call saying
this is Tiffany Hattis.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be like, h is this blah blah blah,
and they'd be like, yep, I'll be like this Tiffany Hattish.
They'd be like what nah what, no, No, this is
Tiffany Hattish. I saw. First of all, I want to say, uh,
I know you loved me because you spent three hours
making a video. Uh the video was three hours, so
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I know you spent at least six editing it and
all of that, like searching for pictures and finally like
thank you, I appreciate you. Or you know, I see
your whole YouTube pages about me. So I just wanted
to say thank you, and I wanted to let you
know that I'm about to monetize your videos because you know,
you use something my content in there, so I'm gonna
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need to get paid too. And they be like you crazy,
ain't no way.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
This is you.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No no, no, no no no, I'm not crazy. I'm
not crazy. I have endometriosis. And so I'm telling you
I'm using it. I'm using it. I'm using the energy
towards something positive. So I just wanted to let you
know how.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I know you let me be therapeutic for you, don't
like in any way. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I've been therapy so long. I don't know. I don't
know if it was therapeutic. I felt like it was
more so, uh, informative for others, like it was my
way of sharing. For others, Uh, some parts are a
little cathartic or whatever, But for me, it was more
so like I want people to know they're not the
only person going through what they're going through, and just
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because somebody's famous doesn't mean they're not a regular human being,
and that they're not there's not good days. There's good days,
but there's not like bad days. There's sometimes it's more
bad days than good, especially like I don't know, dealing
with the Greek. Losing my grandma really kind of just
threw me for a loop, like and I feel like,
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I feel like my soul was like, look, we're gonna
have we don't have too many losses at this point,
so we're gonna have to sit down and deal with it.
And if you don't sit down and deal with it,
I'm gonna I'm gonna make you do things that's gonna
have to make you sit down and deal with it. So, yeah,
the one of those things that was always in the plan,
that was always something I had been working on. I
think getting arrested was one of those things that may go, oh,
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let me sit down there, let me look at this.
That'll be all of that. All of those are rest
stories will be in the next book. Tiffany had it.
I'm still here, Bitch.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Was the daddy issues chapter. Hard.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That was the hardest one. That was the hard That
was the hardest one. Even thinking about it is hard.
That was the hardest one because I realized, like, man,
this is it's hard not having a dad. And then
like when I met my dad, it was like I
was a little girl all over again, and like I
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remember everything about him, and you know, even though I
was three years old the last time I saw him,
I remember how he smelled, I remember what he sounded like,
and I could just just hearing his voice, my whole
soul lit up, like nobody sound like my daddy. Nobody
could be my daddy. And so but there was years
I was trying to find my dad, like, you know,
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through other men and through whatever I was doing stupid shit.
I was done. And it's a lot of us out
here like that. And yeah, but you can, you can
pull past all that and grow and be successful. You
about to make me cry?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Is it true? Women really look for that? And men like,
do they look like look for somebody that's like their daddy?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't know. I don't know what other women looking for.
I know what I was looking for. I was looking for.
I was looking for like safety. I wanted to feel safe.
I wanted to feel like no fear. For so many
years growing up, it was like every day was scary,
you know, just be scared every day. So then to
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decide like I'm not gonna be scared no more, and
I'm gonna find somebody that's gonna, you know, do this
with me and protect me and love on me and
hold me and like take care of me and kiss
on me and tell me I'm doing good, you know. Uh,
but I mayn't find that. It's hard to find. Also,
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I'm a little bit I'm a little difficulty. I'm sweet,
though a little difficult. I want to do what I
want to do because I never that's part of I
think not growing up with the fathers, Like I don't
know how to I know how to take orders right,
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and I know how to get things done. If you
ask me to do something, I'm gonna get it done
for you, but I'm gonna do it on my time
when I feel like it. And if a man is
like I need you to call me when you leave
out of it, I want you to be here at
this time whatever if you're not. If I'm not getting
a paycheck, I'm gonna show up when I feel like it.
I'm gonna be at your house when I feel like
coming to your house. Uh. You know. That's I think
that's been the biggest issue, is like I don't want
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to feel like I got an answer to this man,
because you're not paying my mortgage, you're not. Like if
I'm just humping on you, then like you're not. But
if we're in a relationship, I feel like there's some
common courtesy, right, But I don't have to I don't
have to do back bends for you.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
If the man ain't making that kind of commitment, you
got to make a real commitment.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, you need to be like my has been. Then
I might be like, Okay, I'm gonna be, not even
might I'm gonna be I'll mold myself into what I
need to be if I need to even mold myself.
But the fact that I'm saying mold myself means it's
a problem. So you need to be okay with me
being how I am and who I am, and if
you don't like something I'm doing, inspire me to do different.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
So you've never had that type of relationship yet where
you would be like, Okay, I'm gonna let this man lead.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Like no one has ever shown you that they that
I let.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Men lead all the time. I let them lead, But
that don't mean I'm gonna follow all the way. I'm
start saying like this is not going I don't feel safe.
This don't feel safe. I'm not gonna be like. You
know what I'm saying, Like, I need to feel safe.
I need to feel like. I need to feel like.
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This is where I'm gonna be. Like spiritually, I need
to feel safe. Emotionally, I need to feel safe. Physically,
I need to feel safe. Financially, I need to feel safe.
And I don't don't need to be feeling like I'm
being used. If I feel any type of way, I'm
being used or manipulated in some kind of way. Uh
what like? No, And if you're using me, tell me
you using me so I could use you to like, Oh,
(10:10):
I can help you use me better. You know what
I'm saying. I don't like being I don't like I
don't I'm here to be used. We all are here
to be used for some purpose something, right, So but
tell me what you're using me for and I might
help you get it done better. Don't don't sneak it.
Don't do it sneakily or whatever. And like think I'm
stupid because I'm not. I might be. I might be
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setting you up to get fucked.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Use me, don't misuse me, Yeah, use me.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't abuse me.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Now you said something about you know, not having that
father figure that you wanted in your life. So how
have you dealt with it? Because you know, have you
used somebody else? Is it your a sister figure, a brother.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Or something else that you lean on when you have
those feelings.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
When I have those feelings, I call my brothers. I
call like, uh okay. Getting in a stand up for
me was like I guess, building like a bunch of
like a force filled around me of men that I
think will keep me safe right and a lot of
them have a lot of them have protected me over
the years, and I can get all the hugs I
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want and like words of encouragement that I need. Like
That's why I love stand up so much. I remember
being like sixteen years old going to like do a
set on a regular night at the Live Factory and
all the comics gave me hugs. Every single man gave
me a hug, and I didn't feel like they was
gonna do something to me.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
They didn't feel sexual, felt like.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It felt like I just felt like yeah, it felt
like family, like support, Like hey, I know how you feel.
Like I'm here for you. I'm not trying to put
my dick in you. That's what it felt like. People care,
And that's what I guess kept me really in the
comedy club. That's what kept me coming back is I
needed that support. I needed men to talk to about like,
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am I am I crazy? Right now? Is does this
make sense? Does this make like? And then I could
call any of them at any time Charlotte and I'll
randomly call and talk two fours on it like it's uh.
I feel like I got a ganga of big brothers
and father figures like Tom dreeson All White Man. But
he give me some of the best advice and he
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like just He'll hope I'll be crying, He'll just hold me,
you know all I like. I like bringing the I'll
bring the guys that I'm like dating by him, and
he'll be like that one's not gonna make it, Tiffany Dunk,
don't let that guy go. He's not gonna make it. Yeah,
I do. At first, I didn't listen to him and
and and he was right every single time. He was like,
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this man is not gonna be able to handle your grow.
You're growing, He's not gonna be able to grow with you.
He's not gonna be able to handle your star power.
Look how he's acting right now. And I'm like, no,
he good, he good, he's protecting me. He's like, no,
he's insecure. It's not gonna work for you.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
You keep using a word, and I think we don't
use enough with your safety feel safe around each other? Right,
Like that's the whole purpose of community, to make each
other feel safe.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
We're not making each other feel safe. What's the point.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, there's no point of me even spending time with
you or talking to you, or wasting any energy on you.
If I don't feel safe with you, I'm like, I
don't want nothing to do with you. I'll ghost you.
I'm on ghost you. I'll just be like I don't
feel safe, and then I want to not answer no
more phone calls.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
And that should be enough. You got a chapter called
How I Keep My ass in Check? If you're not
the easiest person to keep in checks, who are keeping
you in check?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Me? Okay, okay, me?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
How you do it?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
How do I do it? I reprimand myself from time
to time. I put myself on I do put myself
on punishment times out uh, and I look at you know,
sometimes you got to look at like certain behavior and
be like, wow, okay, why did you do that on
this day? Well, I know why I did it. The
world don't understand why you did it, but you know
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why you did it, and you know. And what I'm
eating I noticed too, Like what I eat causes me
to act a certain kind of way. Too much sugar,
I get a little bit aggressive, and stuff too much alcohol.
I get aggressive. If I don't get enough sleep, I
will take a nap in a white community and the
police will show up. The police will show up, guaranteed,
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and then and then I feel safe again. I do
not feel safe, but Beverly Hills Police Station is beautiful.
I did feel safe then. But yeah, I mean, I'm
not perfect. I keep my myself in check as best
I can. I treat everybody the way I want to
be treated. When I do wrong, I admit. I admit
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to my mistakes, you know. I accept responsibility for my mistakes,
and I grow from them. I'm not big on making
the same mistake twice, but I'm definitely working on boundaries,
like because I want to help everybody, And if you call,
like if it's if you're somebody I care about and
you call like I need this, I need that, I
need help with this. I will come and help. It's funny,
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like my immediate family, the people I care about more
than anybody, They'll barely calling me because they know that
I'll like that I'll show up, or that I'll talk shit,
but I'll still show up. I only talk shit to them.
I don't talk shit to everybody else, just my immediate family.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
What's been sick h what makes you feel safe or
what's been safe for Hollywood?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Or just like before Hollywood, like just being.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Ah being poor was way safer being being Like I
feel like I was hood famous anyway, so uh like
everybody in my community knew who I was. Everybody in
South Central I feel like knew who I was, so
I felt pretty safe. I could go to any gang
community and chill every I go to all the hood days.
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I can't do that no more, I can't. I mean
I have done it. And what you're doing over here,
get out of here, like you can't be over here
on the hood day, like like fuck y'all, I'm over
here for like fifteen minutes and then I'm gonna go
this spot.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
But and you know, everybody, I guess when you're in
the community, you know who's who. Yeah, I know this business,
you don't know who's who.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, you don't know who's who in this business. It's like,
you know, it's a bunch of wolves and sheep clothing,
and you just got to know how to smell out
the wolves. You gotta figure out who's who. And I
mean you can, you can figure out pretty quick. I
mean I feel like I have been able to figure
it out pretty quick. Like if they always asking you
to do something, but when you ask them to do something,
they not available for you, that's a problem. Even oh
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you know what. It was crazy, like after I got arrested,
everybody was calling my phone, like if you need me,
if you need a right call me, call me, call me.
So everybody else said call me, send me those text messages,
you should have called me whatever. I wrote all their
names down, and then I start calling these motherfuckers at
two in the morning, when at twelve o'clock in the
night ten thirty they don't answer the phone. So then
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I just start blocking them boundaries. I start blocking them,
blocking them because they always add those are the same people.
They always ask me for something, but never are available
for me. When I need something, so I just start
blocking them. So it's a lot of people out here
right now, probably like Dang I called, I ain't talked
to me since she got out of jail, Like, yeah,
because you don't answer my phone calls.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Now it says you haven't been drinking in seven months?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Has it been seven months?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
No, no, no, I haven't had sex since October. That's
seven months having drinks since November twenty When was the
twenty third? When Thanksgiving twenty third?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, How was it affecting your comedy? You know, sometimes
when you look at comedians or even rappers actors, sometimes.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's that's what they use because they used to it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
They drink and they do a show. So the fact
that you haven't drink, it doesn't make your show.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Is it easier? Is it more difficult?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Though?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You see in clear room, I see everything more clear
for sure. And but I didn't really drink before shows.
I will probably drink during like while I'm on stage.
I'm gonna have a drink while I'm on stage. But
like before, no, I didn't spoke, no we before none
of that, not before the show. But but maybe by
the second or third show at the night, I'm probably
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I'm probably it ship because I started drinking on the
first show, but I notice now like by the but
if there's more than two shows in the night, by
the end of that second show, I'm sleepy. I'm so tired.
I'm so sleepy. I just want to go to bed,
like I want to go to bed at ten o'clock,
nine thirty. And you know, but comedy happens at night.
And then I've been getting up super early in the
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morning working out, so I make sure I get my
after afternoon nap. If I'm getting on nap in the afternoon,
I'm pretty much fucked the rest of the evening. But
I feel like my comedy is I've been like I've
been listening to it because I record every set. I've
been recording every set for the last like five years,
and through my phones and my recording devices, and I
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was listening to like before my grandma died, how much
joy was in my voice, and then like after my
grandma died, like I don't know, I'm about to like
maybe gd yeah, you know it when Jesus died was
before Jesus death, we see, Yeah, I don't know, but yeah,
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BG AG yeah. Anyways, I just noticed there's a big
difference in like people like, oh, you're saying you look good,
you feeling good, like your energy is good. And I
do feel good and I am happy for the most part.
But I feel like this is huge grief hanging over me,
Like I just feel like grief normal.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Do you write on that?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah? I write on that. Yeah, I talk. I talk
about it on stage, like deal with my grief. Like
some days it'd be so heavy. I'm like, oh, I
gotta do something for granny today, and I'll put a
picture of her up in the backyard. I put on
some music and I do rhythmic dance from gymnastics and
with ribbons and stuff, and I dance around in my
backyard and uh, I hope nobody ever sees. It's just
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for my grandma.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
To God, what do you think I got you more focused?
No dick or no alcohol, No dick, cause I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I was drinking. It wasn't getting no dick. Still, no dick,
Keep you focused.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Good, you think about something.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I just had a flash of dicks in my head
and I'm just like mediums, stop smoking now I'm back
smoking weed. I started after my court date. I'm not
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I'm not gonna drink no more. I decided I'm never
I probably will never drink alcohol again until like I'm
engaged to get married just so he could see like
my full crazy Yeah, like there's no with like no restrictions.
I feel like though I have more restrictions. I was
like I was way too nice. I feel like when
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I would be drinking, I'd be way too nice, way
too accommodating, and probably way too loud because alcohol make
you death. Uh but uh yeah, and I think I'm
a little meaner now. I'm quick to tell people no.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Now you just the boundaries.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, boundaries. I feel like boundaries is mean. Now it
can be.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
It can be.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I know I'm protecting it. I'm protecting it, and it
may have be. It may have been.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Something that you learned is that it's okay to have
boundaries and be selfless, I mean, be selfish sometimes, because
when you're too selfless, that's how people take advantage of you. Yeah,
you're saying you're too nice. No, that's that's you actually
putting that boundary in place.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
It's hard to be mean a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
M Like I talked to dude last night that was
trying to take a picture with me. Hell no, taking
no picture with you. You was talking ship about me
somebody you know, somebody I've seen online talking ship and like,
oh my god, get a picture. I was like, no, now,
I don't want to take no picture with you. Where
was you at? None of your.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Boundaries? But this is somebody you remember from seeing on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I've seen them on Instagram talk of ship. I started
doing a report on them. I was gonna call, but
I decided not to. I got busy. I got photos
on niggas.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Do you get what you give? Chapter?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
M oh yeah, so do you get what you give? Chapter?
It's all about, like, you know, whatever you're giving out,
that's what's coming back. And it's really about I think
what you're giving to yourself, like how you talk to yourself,
how you treat yourself. I notice, like things go bad
or people attack me in the world when I've been
already attacking me for like a week. I already been
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talking mess about myself and like and then I'm like, dang,
why the world going on for me? I'm like, oh wait, wait,
wait wait, I started this. I started it. I started
going off on me. First, I was upset, you know,
or going you know, ham on me, talking crazy to
myself in the mirror, like oh, look at you. Your
nose is big. This is that, you know? Like oh
your eyes this? Yeah, you know, like just going off.
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And one I noticed when I start talking positive about myself,
when I start saying, get up in the morning, look
at myself in the mirror, and go, I love you, Tiffany.
I'm proud of you. You, Tiffany, you are killing it girl.
I love and approve of you, Tiffany. How this you
are doing very well today? Yes, you are. When I
go outside, that's what I'm getting back, and that's what
I'm seeing online. But I can always tell. I can
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always tell, like, oh yeah, my cycle coming. Because I'm
being mean to me, I'm being mean to others. Like
when I figure out the cure to endometriosis, I'm going
to be a much happier person. What is that again,
endometrio si? I forgot inflammation of the uterirow extra lining. Yes, yes,
that's why I likes mediums.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
But don't that make all penises feel big?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Mm hmm, yeah, I got Well, yeah I don't. I
haven't had all penises.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, that with your hand when as that question.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Man times that sex hurts, Yes, it could be painful.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Little guys out there, you don't moan for it, and
they think they got it.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
They do got it with me?
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah he got it with me.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's somebody for everybody.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
You remember when you was doing a little dick joke.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Remember you was when you was gonna stay saying how
much you loved this medium, keep bringing the pen.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Was the person you were dealing with at that time upset.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I don't think so.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
M she ain't even checked.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
That's that's part of my problem in relationship. I'm doing
my job. I don't ask you, you know up commenting
on how you're doing your job. I'm doing my job.
I did not ask. I do not know U. I'm
gonna ask him. He's still trying to come around. So
I don't think it was Oh yeah really yeah yeah,
(24:47):
apartment building manager, that's right. I can't do it. His
credit is going to get enough. No more car. This
car got repossessed. I to close.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Damn you on.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
No, no, I'll never spend more than twenty dollars on
a man.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Damn, that wasn't gonna get his car.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No, I ain't gonna get his car. But he got it.
He got it out on his own.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
You never spend more than twenty dollars on a man.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, because he a man. I'm a woman, and I
want him to feel like a man.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Even when you, Tiffany had his who you are and
he's the apartment manager, you got more than him, You
still want to spend twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You still want I'm gonna make sure I look good, Okay,
I'm gonna make sure I'm pretty. So that's expensive. He
not buying my clothes and getting my nails done and stuff,
and buying all these wigs and shit.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
I am So what does he have to take you? Like?
What do you expect from him as the apartment.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I expect fun and adventures. So like we went to
like our boretums, we went to like Island's restaurant, cool
little you know, family restaurants and stuff. Whatever he can afford.
That's fun.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
And then if you want an apartment manager, a building manager,
why you can't get your car up.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Because he didn't pay his rent. I mean he didn't
pay his car though.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Because you don't own the building.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
No, you don't own the building. He live in rent
Free Oh wow yeah yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Why still be trying to come around? Then?
Speaker 8 (26:17):
So although you are celeivent, you don't you don't talk
to nobody right now?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You know, I'm talking to like five dudes.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Okay, okay, So how is that?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's fun?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
We have a good time, good and they know like, no,
I'm not getting no ways like I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
They know that. Well, there's always a potential. I mean,
but I'm not like I'm not putting myself in positions
to do that either. Okay. I mean I tried one
of them. I've been trying to fuck for a long time,
and then it was like, you know what, let me
just stop. Okay.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
And that's because you're like no, sometimes you get timpted.
But then you're like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I don't know if he gay or not. I don't know,
So you still got to I'm confused. Okay, he said
you not Okay, you asked him? Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Do you try to hollerlight at me? Wouldn't even be
like are you gay?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
No? No, y'all go out?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, trips and all kind of stuff.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Is there mannorisms?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Is this something that you know?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We be in the same bed. I'm like, why, like you, oh,
why haven't.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
You know a little?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You know, put my booty on him and then everything
and I walk around but naked and stuff. I'm like,
is he gay?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
He put his head up. What do you walking around?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
But the look he looked, he'd be looking.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
If you a screen for a person, you ask everybody everything.
Why you asked him? I'm sure I asked him and
what did he say? What was his answer?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And he said he respects me and he values our
friendship and that, you know, like he don't want to
mess up our friendship. And I'm like, mess this friendship up.
Fuck this friendship, this friendship hard. I could tell you
(27:59):
it's medium. Oh my god, I could tell I can
look at his hands to tell this medium.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
That is so interesting. I wonder why you don't want
to take things to the next level. But you got
to respect it.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I respect it, I respect it, and so so now
I'm like, okay, and then I start doing that with everybody.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
So that line the guy gave you, yeah, respect our friends.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I don't want to respect our friendship. We have so
much fun together. We do all kinds of fun adventurers stuff.
We go cool places like come on, let's not fuck
that friendship.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
So you're not celibate, you just I just haven't.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I just haven't. I mean I've been making out and stuff.
I got fingered. Does that come?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Oh my god, I got fingered.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I haven't seen this e I n number yet. I
don't know. You know, I need to do a full
background check. I can't just let him in.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
So he didn't want to do nothing else.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
No, he wanted to do us stuff. But I was like, no, man.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
About it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't like the way you did that, Like that
first boy, that looks painful, and your nails might be
a little too long for me right here. That's not
that's not giving. That's not giving at all. That's not
that's definitely that's not getting. That's not gonna make me
take my panties off.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
That's for sure.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
They to the side, and now I'm gonna pulling them
back over clothed. This ship, no bring big tip energy
is about where the I was doing stand up and
I was struggling and I did this one podcast and
the guy gave me a prosthetic penis. Uh, and it
(30:10):
was like a limp point and I was like, what
the hell am I gonna I'm gonna do with this?
And he's like, oh, just take it. Like so I
took it. And I started noticing like, just like the
comedy scene is so male dominated, right, and the men
always looking out for the other men, And I'm like,
why they not looking out for me? Like I'm cool,
I show up on time. I know I'm I might
not be the funniest, but I'm definitely funny. And it's like,
(30:33):
but they look out for their whomever, right, And so
one day I was just like, I'm gonna just I'm
gonna just see what's up. And so I don't know
why I did it, but I know why I did it,
but it's in the book where I did it. But
I put the prosthetic limp penis in my panties and
I started walking around with it and I would go
to the comedy club with it in. Now I didn't
tell nobody was in. It's just like, I don't know,
(30:54):
maybe I walked different, I don't know, but the men
start treating me different. Everybody started treating me a little different,
booking me for more and stuff like you know, just
like what up tip giving me better hugs. I don't
know if they're trying to fill my dick. I don't
know if they could feel the energy. Maybe I had
big dick energy. I don't know, so we call big
tip energy. And maybe I was just walking different. My
confidence was different. My comedy got funnier. And I don't
(31:14):
know if it's because I had some dangling there, but
it's just that's what I'm talking about. That flame, No,
I had already met flame, flame, flak, flame, TITTI is
the only female titties I ever like touched.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
That wasn't my own, of my mama's soft They was nice.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I was jealous. I was like, it's my titties. Ever,
don't grow that big never never flames titties is nice.
Flames got really nice titties. I think my dick bigger
than flamestick.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Yours isn't real. So have you and Monique had a
conversation since she was on a club station.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
No, we have not had no conversation. We barely ever
had a conversation ever. I've you know, tried to talk
to her here and there or whatever, but no, we
haven't had no conversation. I slid in nor DM since
she got my number if.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
She checked, mhm, oh you just sent her your number.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I said to her, statement, Yeah, and here's my number
two and here's my number if you want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
What do you think? What do you think of that?
Speaker 6 (32:23):
The whole state of black comedy since the top of
the year, it's like, since kat Wims did that interview,
it feels like everybody just been kind of at each other.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Like it's almost like you go to club just to
get that other comedians.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, I don't know about that. Uh, Godfrey didn't go
at other Brell didn't go at other comedians just a
little bit, just a little bit. I don't know. I
I feel like that's something we do in the club,
Like if you got some beef with somebody, you like
tell them to they face. I mean, I know I have.
(32:55):
I've definitely gone up to people in their face and
said I don't like you, you know, or what you
did was fucked up. I ain't feeling that, Like I
haven't had to do it too often because there's not
too many people that like really get on my nerves
like that. Just a few people, just a few people
but I mean that's comedy like you're supposed to. It's
(33:15):
a little challenge. But I don't know about doing it
in front of the world like that. I don't know
about all that.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
It seemed like it was a bunch this weekend. I
think a Netflix brunch. Yeah, I was dead, like everybody
that that was beefing with each other were all in
the same room.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, but you know what was crazy. You know what
was crazy. We was outside, Okay, so we wasn't in
the same room. We was outside, and everybody was there,
and Kat was there, and he was looking very interesting.
He was looking very interesting, very shiny, and it was
super cool, and he's talking to everybody, moving around, moving
around the room and stuff, talking to everybody. And then
(33:50):
as soon as Kevin got there, nobody could find Kat.
I don't know where Kat went, but then he did
perform live. So but it was like like one.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
In the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, the brush started at twelve and then I think
Kevin got there like one one in then cav was gone.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I see you, I see Dave Chappelle, I see Cat,
I see keV, I seen.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I seemed like all the comedians that were quote unquote
beef we were all in the same place where I
was like, oh, maybe they all.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, we took a.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Big class picture too. We took a big old picture,
but no Cat was not there. Kat left, okay, mm hmm,
right as Kevin pulled up.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
Yeah, if y'all took a picture before Cat, before Kevin
got there, you think he.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Would have been in the picture.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Did you speak the cat?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
No? No, I smiled and waved you cursed him with joy.
He looked at me. I don't think he recognized me
because I had a wig on, so I don't think
he realized it was me. That's what I'm telling myself.
Or he just was like, I ain't fucking with her
right now? Talk crazy too.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
But that's fine though. Yeah, everybody put their boundaries up.
I rather y'all not speak than see each other in
public and be cursinate.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I wouldn't. First of all, I love me some cat.
Me and Cat ain't got no beef. I mean, he
do like saying my name, and I think it's because
my name garnishes clicks for some reason, especially if you
say like one negative thing around my name. Everybody's clicking
on like, oh fuck, what the fuck she do?
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
What she do now what she do now? So like,
and I think he knows that he's a genius. So
he's like, Okay, what's gonna get me the clicks? What's
gonna get the you know, she's just randomly say my
name and don't say shit else, just tiviny hattish and
live aftery and then let me tell you about this nigga.
Kenny's like, he's like, I'm the one that put her
(35:42):
on she was in school dance for me. And I'm like,
I never said that you that you didn't put me
on it that you did, But Nick Cannon did put
me in school dance for that road, not Cat Williams.
But we did kill that shit together. Like we did
that together and that was fucking awesome and it's like
a viral moment online and and I love Cat. I
sent him a script and he's like, we gotta we
(36:04):
gotta work on that, writing on this script. Okay, let's
work on it. Who do you want to write? Like whatever, Like,
let's make it happen, let's make a movie. Like I
love him. I think he's super talented. It is strange
when people try he do get on my motherfucking nerves
sometimes It.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Is strange when people act like you didn't.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
You didn't come come up, come up like everybody else,
like you was in the comedy clubs. You busted your ass,
you did all of that.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, I mean, can't put me out, can't put me out?
The club TOLLI Withoo Parkerssino. I was underage and he
was doing the Hollywood Parkasino every week, and I was
too young to be in there, and he put me
out like you ain't got no idy, you can't be
in here, and like you put me out there. Finally
I gotta you know, I was old enough and uh,
he let me perform, and then he commenced to roast
(36:45):
me for like probably twenty minutes after I got off stage,
and I felt so proud. I was like, God, what
is this talking about? He was roasting me back then
he roasted the ship out of me, and I'm like,
do you remember this? He's like, no, I remember this.
I showed them a picture. He was like, oh that
was your skinny ass. Yeah that was me, bro Like
(37:08):
so I feel honored. You know. It's funny because some
people don't even like I remember them, but they don't
remember me. They like, no, we just met. I'm like, no,
we met back in two thousand and one at this
place and they're like no. And then I show them
a picture and they're like, oh shit, like yeah, and
you were kind of mean, but now you're nice.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
So I'm cool a nice because you are who you
are exactly.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, exactly. But I've been around a long time since
nineteen ninety six. Yeah yea, or damn I could have
been your babysitter. I would have. I would have braided
your hair. And I've been like, girl, let's we finla go,
we finla go to the swap meat. Okay, we think
of the swat meat. I need you to be like,
(37:54):
hold on my hand and say, I'm a good mom.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
What's up with this adult problem?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Are you throwing an adult Yeah, I'm throwing an adult
prom May thirty first for the she Ready Foundation. And
it's now like our gala, that's our thing, like we
did it last year. It was super dope. Snoop came,
Paris Hilton came, Mario showed up and sang like in
a Snoop performed and Paris DJ and Jimmy Kimmel was there,
(38:22):
and Burt Kreischer and Joe Croy and like all my favorite,
like some of many of my favorite people, Jason Lee
was there. We honored him for like all the work
he'd been doing in the community, and we had so
much fun. We raised a bunch of money.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Rail was there.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
He bought a trip to Africa. I don't even know
if he took the trip to Africa yet or not.
But we auction off these really cool trips and fun things,
and it's a good time. It's a good time, and
it's for all the people. Like I decided to go
with the prom thing because I've been to three Primes.
I've been a Prime bunch of times. But a bunch
of people in this industry, in the Hollywood industry and
adults just in general, have never been Prime. They never
(39:00):
got to go. Maybe they was gay and they couldn't
go with they love No seriously, in nineteen hundreds, like
you know, they couldn't like when by the time you
went to Prime, it probably.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
Was cool, right, It wasn't really many geese, It wasn't
that many gays. Twenty ten, I guess people were still scared.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
When I was in high school, I went to a
predominantly white high school. How many people were gay that
I knew of that?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
You knew? Yeah? Okay, well in California, for sure, there
was it was some gas. Yeah, you was in Baltimore.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
I was.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
Yeah, I grew up Baltimore, born in Rieze.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
But then my mom I got into a lot of
trouble when she sent me to school in Pennsylvania. Yea,
so I went to a predominantly white house. You was
in a boarding school Pennsylvania. It was a college preparatory school.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
So you was I boortant school. No where did you
sleep at in my house? And I woke up and
went to school? Okay? Pennsylvania is right there next to
Baltimore like that, Like how way you're Pensylvania. It was
like an hour away straight up there, So you have
to go hour to school every day.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
No, my mom, we moved up there. She bought a
house there and they and she still had a house
in Baltimore. She and my dad would commute back and
forth from Baltimore Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I love that, Yeah, because there's homeowners. Yes, so you
got an inheritance?
Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Why are you upset about your inheritance?
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Because now I'm thinking about it like, no, I ain't
hairy ship like from them.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
No, I ain't got no. No, they still they're still alive, yeah, both.
Speaker 8 (40:36):
Of my parents.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, and they still own the homes, right.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
Yeah, they still own them.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah yeah yeah, so if something happens to them, it's
gonna come to you hopefully. Yes, let's see. I don't
feel about that. They give me something? Did they did?
They do a living will and trust? I bet they?
I bet they have. Yeah, as long as they did
the living will and they left it to you got
sisters and brothers two you you was thinking about that.
(41:01):
I was thinking about it. There's three of us all together.
I just don't know who.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
You know.
Speaker 7 (41:04):
Sometimes when people died, the people who think they're gonna
get something, they probably don't.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, are you the oldest, No, you're the middle child. Okay,
so then so then what happens usually is it's like, uh,
you know, yeah, you want to make sure that get
a wheel or like a not a whell, but a trust,
because if it's a will, that can still go to probate. Right,
but if it's a trust, now whatever they say. They
(41:31):
control the money from the grave, okay, control it from
gravy and then whatever they say in there, that's who
we go to, right, and then you and your sister
and brother because they decided to sell it, but y'all shuld't.
Y'all shoul turn it into income property. And then y'all
have money coming in all the time, no matter what.
And when y'all struggling or whatever, y'all can always pull
a heet lock out, or you know, a more little
mortgage is something out on that house, and then y'all
(41:52):
always have somebody go to jail. Boom boom. We got
a house here that we can put up, you know
what I'm saying, and we can keep you up out
of here and get you a good lawyer, you know
what I'm saying, and then if you beat the case,
maybe we might get some of that money back. Trying
not to, you know, I try to. You know, you
like no no bail bonds. You put the money up
(42:16):
like that. If the money is in the family, we
put the money up, and then we can get that back, teach.
And then then when we get that back, then we
put that in your hands and you better not go
to jail again, bitch.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
And we're jumping you right uptract you.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
We're gonna jump you. Yeah, we got the.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
You gotta get the book. I gotta ask you.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
A lot going on, Uh huh, Drake Kendricks got to
ask you to the court.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
But then you Jewish too.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I'm a Jewish business woman, and I'm about what's entertaining,
and if I'm going with the entertain payment factor of
it all, Kendrick is killing that ass. Like I am,
very entertained. He got all the good punchlines. Drake got
good punchlines and all that too. And I just want
to give Drake you doing a good job. I'm proud
of you because you know he's sensitive. He went off
on me before. No, not in my DMS, in my face.
(43:19):
He told me. He told me, I didn't like that.
That hurt my feelings.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I'm sorry, I will talk I will not talk about
that no more. Although I did tell you I was
gonna talk about that, and he said it hurt his feelings,
and I said, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
What did you talk about him?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I talked about how his daddy. I told him I
wasn't gona talk about it no more, but I'm gonna
talk about him his daddy, his daddy be trying to Yeah,
his daddy be trying to holler. He don't like that.
I said, I much rather be your your baby mama
than your step mama. Mmm. That hurt his feelings.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That hurt his feeling That's kind of like playing hating
on your daddy though a little bit right, Like why
you caught blocking your daddy if you daddy trying to
holler while you mad.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I don't like it. I like his dad, but not
like that.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
His feelings.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Because I talked about it on stage. I talked about it.
Speaker 7 (44:13):
It was at comminat that then since you talked about
it on stage and it got back.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
To his daddy's interesting but no, they interesting.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I see him at different events and stuff in different
like he'd be at Jewish stuff and all that. His
daddy be around, Like I don't know if you're looking
for his next Jewish backend mother what but he outside,
he'd be outside so and uh, I don't know. But
as far as the beef goes, uh, the rap battle,
I'm loving it. I'm here for it. I think I'm
(44:46):
so proud of Kendrick. I'm so proud of him, Like, uh,
he's killing it and he's like in the lap, just
bringing it in. The punchlines are there, like he's killing it.
I'm proud of him. And I'm proud of Drake too.
He has a an airplane. Airplane. Now, I think it's
a little they're getting a little they going a little
(45:06):
blow the belt, but they're going. Yeah, it's it's deep. Yeah,
but it's it's like a real rat batter, you know
what I'm saying. Like we did it at a safe
for us.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Yeah, we had one of these in a long time.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, a real good one. Yeah. I feel like I'm
back on the school bus. And oh, that was a
great experience for me. I went there because I wanted
to see all the stuff I read about in the
Bible and the tour in the Kuran and so, and
I got to see all those things, all those places.
It's it's a very spiritual place. Everybody in their mama there.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
You know.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I thought I was just gonna see like people that
look like you know, just you know, just you know,
Middle Easterns. But no, no, everybody. In a moment. I
saw Do making tacos on the side of the road.
He was Mexican and the tacos was fire. There's a
lot of black people. That the African American diaspora is
huge out there. A lot of them live in Demona
(46:05):
and they Jewish and so I was hanging out with
them and that was super awesome. You by yourself, Yeah,
I met up with some friends out there. I met
up with some people out there, and I went outside
with all the Ethiopian Jews and that was really good
and informative. And what I learned is that no matter
(46:25):
where you are, when you black, you get shitted on.
Because they going through the same things. It felt, the
weather and everything and the way things looked, it felt
kind of like California to me. And as they're describing
the lifestyle and what's going on over there for them,
it sounds like la It sounds like the same shit,
except they they game bankers come from another place and
(46:48):
they come over there. But it is what it is.
It's it's life. It's in the shit. I'm very disappointed
in like what's going on. I don't support that stuff.
I'm about peace and all these lives. It's just it's
kind of depressing. It's very depressed, and not even kinda
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it's very depressed and it's very sad, but it's something
that's been going on for thousands of years over there.
When I went, I learned about like how the Romans
came in and did stuff, and how the Ottoman Empire
came in and did what they did, and like even
King David came over there, like when he got Jerusalem
what he did, and I mean I remember reading about
it in the Bible, but like actually seeing it and
how he like went for the Canaanites heads and all that.
(47:31):
Like I'm just like yo, to see it, it makes
it resonate different, right, like and then everything I learned
in world history, Like I went to Masada, I went
to I went to Soknt. I went to the dead Sea.
Uh not the dead sea. No, it's it's the saltwater. Yeah,
(47:53):
that's the Dea sy but it ain't dead. That salt
is growing up all kinds of stuff. But when I
went there, it's like all the stuff that I would
learned in World History, I'm seeing it for real life,
and it made it hit different. Like I love listening to,
uh the history teacher tell us stuff, but I did
not like reading this stuff because I couldn't read that
good in no ways. But I used to love to
hear it right and you and it always stayed in
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my mind. And then when I go there, it's like, oh,
this is where the Romans were and this is where
this is. And like I read an article where they
said Israel's paying all this money to build thousands of
tunnels and stuff. I don't know about the thousands of
tunnels in Israel, but I know about that one tunnel
in Israel that they where they excavated the uh they
excavated the Mikvah and the mikfah's like where they do,
(48:39):
like where they would come and clean themselves, Like that's
where baptism started. And it's two Olympic sized pools and
they they the arche archaeology, archaeologist archaeologists, the archaeologists dug
it up. And then there's this this walkway that you
go up. There's kind of like a mall. It feels
like you're in a mall, and it goes it leads
up to the temple and that's the same path is
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where Jesus came every year. He would come there. Everybody,
every Jew came there every year and they would jump
in that migvh and they would share news and all that,
and then they would go up, they would go up
that trail to the temple, and that's the same path
that Jesus was His real name is your Shua, the
Romans name of Jesus like years later, his name is
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your Shua. It's the same path that your Shoa walked
to go be assassinated. And it was really powerful for me.
I don't know why. I felt like I was like
in a mall, slash around a bunch of ancestors and
it's something. There's a rock that the Muslim mosque is
built around, and the walls up against where the Jews
go pray in the Catholic Church, in the Protestant church,
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is like three different Christian churches right there is and
the churches are built right where Jesus was crucified, and
then the mosque in the wall is around this rock
where Abraham was gonna sacrifice his son, right And I
don't know what's in that rock, but it was so powerful,
like I could feel it right now. And maybe I'm
(50:05):
just you know, sensitive or whatever, but it's something there
and they say it's God, and I'm not sure, but
it feel like it is. Feel if it's with me,
like it was so powerful, and I prayed at the wall,
and I went by the mosque, and I went in
all the churches, and they said, this is where Jesus
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was laid to rest when they put him down, like
after they took them off the cross. I'm not sure
if that's real or not, but there's some energy there.
And I don't know if it's the energy of all
the ancestors and all the people that went there, or
if I felt the way I felt because I did
all this research and I saw how black Jerusalem was,
even I found videos in the library of the nineteen
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twenties in the thirties, and it was all black and
they all looked like Ethiopians. They all Ethiopian. It was
so beautiful and it's still beautiful, but you can see
all the wars, you can see the stuff in it
that I went to the ki boots where the three thousand,
that three thousand Palestinians came in to take over, take
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the people and whatnot. And it's it's sad. Yeah, it's
so sad that you know, we can't be better, Like
like three thousands of years, it's the same thing, keep
repeating itself. Why why watch so much hate towards each other.
We all bled the same, we all whatever. We just
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worship God different. You hate me because of how I
worship God, just because I don't get it. I don't
understand it. I'm confused still. But I'm learning all the
time and I want to go back and learn more.
And I want to help. I want to help rebuild.
I want to help in whatever way that I can.
And I don't know. The world got on me because
(51:53):
I said what I always say when I leave the country.
I always said, I've been saying that. When I went
to Iraq to go do comedy for the troops, nobody
he said, sh And I said the same thing. Maybe
I'll meet a man. No, you know, but I went
to go make the trups laugh, and nobody said nothing.
In America was over there killing way more. We killed
a lot of people.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
But what happened at Where were you at an outside
joke appearance?
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, so I was at the Netflix is not a joke.
Netflix not a joke. I was at a show outside Netflix.
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Went on college protest.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, I went off because people were saying, you know,
they were saying what they were saying, and they was like,
you got to support the colleges, and I'm like, I
don't want to. I don't want to support people tearing
up a school. I don't think that's the way to
go about it. If you really want the if you
want stuff like this to stop happening, if you're protesting
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the genocide that's going on and you want that to
stop happening, I think there's some better ways to go
about making it stop happening. Blocking people from going to
class is not going to be the thing. I don't
think that's gonna be the thing, because that's what with
the I mean, that's what the Nazis did. They blocked
the Jews, they blocked the Jehovah witnesses. They killed a
lot of people. They didn't just kill Jews. They was
(53:08):
killing everybody that was not like them. So like uh,
and they were blocking them from getting their education, blocking
them from being able to have a living. They were
they were hurting them and so like to me, if
if you really want to be changed, you want to
make change, you really want to be effective, you really
want this to stop, then start learning, get get yourself educated,
(53:29):
and get in there and change the laws, change how
we how get become get in NATO or whatever, the
international or whatever. You got to be on Senate all that,
like change the laws, change how we move. Yeah, that's
that's what I would do. That's what if you really
wanted to change, Like be effective in get involved in government.
Speaker 6 (53:50):
I think the protesting to get those legislators attention those legislators.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
But become a lobbyist. Go be a lobbyist and get
their attention. You get their attention better if you take
them to dinner. You know what I'm saying. You can
be a lot those lobbyists. And they make good money too.
Like if you want to change things, like corporations hire
lobbyists to change laws so they can do what they
want to do. Right, So if you want to change something,
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go talk to them, show up at the office. Don't
tear up the school and block somebody else from getting
an education. And I'm looking they run around with you know,
trash can shields, running into the police and stuff, and
I'm just thinking to myself, this is our future. This
is these are our future. Professors, our lawyers, our doctors, like,
this is our future. And then they're yelling stuff. They
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don't even understand why the war is happening. They don't
even know the history of it, what's behind it, like
and they're just you know, in an outrage. And then
you yelling for that for Gaza, but you ain't saying
nothing for the Congo twelve million people being killed over there.
You ain't saying shit about all these black people that's
been getting culled for one hundred years. Let's just go
(55:00):
the last hundred years we've been getting slaughtered over there
and nobody saying anything. There was a war in my
father's country for thirty years and nobody said shit about it.
In America, y'all in protest, y'all in nothing because it
was black people straight up and Cameroon nigs over there
killing just just slaughtering them. Y'all didn't say shit. Y'all
(55:21):
didn't do nothing. Nobody cared. It was on social media
for a second, Like I pay attention to what's going
on where we at, Like how were we doing like
black people? We wasn't doing so good in gossip, Okay,
we wasn't doing so good over there. There's slavery. They're
is slavery still, there's slavery, and and it's a lot
(55:43):
of us still in slavery and there's a lot of
us being killed. So for me, I'm like, if you
want to protest like that, I want to see you
protesting like that for the twelve million that's being that's
been killed just in the Congo.
Speaker 5 (55:59):
Protest. Agree with how they protest.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
How they protesting is not don't. I don't agree with
how they're protesting. Yeah, protests, yes, Protests yes. If you
think that's gonna make it change. Yeah, if you think
it's gonna make a difference, you're gonna it's gonna make
people pay attention. Yeah, But the way y'all going about it,
I don't think this is right. I don't think you're
spray paying the library is gonna really make anything change.
I know Nigga's been spray paying the library for years
(56:22):
and they just shut the library down. That's all they did.
Like so no, I don't think that's the way to
go about it. I think the way to go about
it is to get into legislation, to show up to
your congressman's office, show up to your senator's office, show up,
sit outside they office, and protest. Put the pressure on
them doing it at the schools ain't putting no pressure
(56:43):
on them. They're just like, oh, they up there at
the school cutting up whatever, like and we like, as
a twenty something year old, like do you invigorate it, teenager? Yeah,
Like that's protest. It's been happening every decade. It's always happened.
Women was out there burning they bras. But y'all out
here angry about you know what's going on over there
in Gaza, and it's genocide. When they're about to make
(57:06):
pass laws over our bodies, women's bodies, we ain't gonna
be able to have no choice in what we do,
and like, yeah, like hello, we need to be paying
attention to distraction is real, Like, you're not gonna it's
gonna be Handmad's tail out here. When you start really
read reading all the legislative read everything, like it's about
to be Handmad's tail out here, You're about to be
(57:28):
like it's gonna be crazy, Like you voluntarily want to
be pregnant. Yeah, it's a voluntary thing, Like, but there's
gonna be situations where it's gonna be involuntary, Like I mean,
if you read the legislations and I'm not I might
not be articulating it's the best, but I'm concerned. I'm
concerned for our future, and I'm concerned when our youth
are all their knowledges coming from TikTok and Instagram and
(57:52):
they not really like doing the real research and really reading.
They just taking some some bloggers word for it. It's like, no,
go look the ship up, go to the go look
up these legislations and if you want, like, there's no
doubt there's a there is a genocide happening, there's no
doubt about that. But like that's not the only one
that's happening right now. So if we're gonna be protesting genocide,
(58:14):
if we against genocide, we need to be against all
the genocides, not just the lighter genocide, all the like
the black, the the brow, everybody, everybody. We're not it.
Don't need to just be from the river to this.
You need to be like, uh, recycle these cell phones
and stop can killing the Congolesese Like yeah, but don't
(58:36):
get me stuny. I'm sorry, Okay, anyways, I curse you
with Joyce's out today. Get it audio or a physical
book hard copy at any local bookstore. The audio version
is off the chain because I'm definitely bringing it and
some of my music is on there, and I'm really
excited about the music that's coming for you. So yeah,
(58:57):
I Curse You with Joy.
Speaker 6 (58:58):
That's right right now, and listen, it's gonna end tomorrow.
So tonight me and Tiffany will be at Barnes and
Noble Union Square at seven pm having a great discussion
about I Curse You with Joy in New York City.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Meet us there, Yeah, and it'll be a lot more fun.
I won't be in my feelings so much.
Speaker 5 (59:18):
You are.
Speaker 1 (59:19):
I know it's good if you express yourself to.
Speaker 6 (59:22):
Meet us tonight Union Square at seven pm Barnes and Nobles.
We'll be talking Tiffany Hattie's new book, I Curse You
with Joy.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Here's the breakfast Club. Is Tiffany Haddish, Wake that ass.
Speaker 5 (59:33):
Up in the morning. Breakfast Club
Wake that ass up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Breakfast Club Morning, everybody's tej n V.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Just hilarious.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Chelamine the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got
a special guest in the building. Good sister, Tiffany Haddish
is back.
Speaker 5 (00:13):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey boo. Yeah, I'm feeling fantastic. How are you feeling bless.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I feel good.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
There you go. Yeah, new book. I curse you with joy.
Talk to me about it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
But you know, it's funny. Everybody's calling it, I curse
you with joy. But I call it because at the
top of the page, if you look at the front
page and say, Tiffany Hattish, I curse you with joy?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Got you?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, Yeah, because I think that's important to be I
need to say it. I need to say that. But
you can say I curse you with joy.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
You've been saying that since I've known you. You always
do that, like curse people with joy.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, because there's a lot of unhappy people. And I mean,
if you look at the internet, you can see it's
a lot of like it's a lot of hate and
anger and sadness out there. And I could, like, you know,
combat that with the same thing. Or I could say
you know what, I curt you with some joy because
you obviously are not happy. So I'm sharing some stories
in this book. It's it's a series of essays, if
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you will. And then I'm sharing some dark things about
my existence and how I find the bright side of it.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
You know what got you to the point to write
the book? Was it a particular comment? Was it something
that somebody said, or you just was all of the above.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I had always wanted to do that, but because the
first book, Tiffany hottis the Last Black Unicorn, that first
one I had edited down when I had took a
lot of stuff out because it was too long. I
don't like super long, but I don't like them too
long personally. If I'm not gonna read it, why would
I expect somebody else to read it? Right? So I
took a lot out on this next book. I curt
(01:46):
you with joy. I you know, all the stuff that
I had took out the first book I put in
this book, plus more of the journey of being this,
you know, shot out of a cannon star. I guess
you would say, uh, it's it's been an interesting journey.
You know. You guys have known me since the beginning
of the journey. You guys have seen the whole ups
(02:07):
and downs and all of that, and I'm like, this
is the craziest roller coaster. And nobody gives you a
manual on how to be famous. Nobody gives you a
manual on how to handle certain things. And you have
to figure that. You got to figure it out, and
it's it is hard. It is very hard, but I'm
having fun doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What was the most difficult part, you said you figured
it out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
The most difficult part was not rolling up on somebody
and whipping the ass, right, because I'm from the nineteen
hundred and we'll show up to your mama house and
beat your ass. That's what it is like, the good
old days.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh you're talking shit. Okay, I'm gonna come over there
and beat you up. But you know one of my
period come on, and I got some time. I will
call people. I will make a phone call that.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You were Actually I guess you found an app that
you could actually find out where these people live or
find their number.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah, you can find you can find people. You know.
I used to be married to a private investigator, so
I know how to get your business if I want to.
And so when the lady in the red dress show up,
I become a little evil and I'll be having time.
Sometimes sometimes I have time. And so then I decided
to take that time to invest in people that like
(03:17):
to talk shit and I and I and I'll put
your business out there, not like docks you or nothing
like that, but you know, I'll call you or I'll
make comments on your page and you you won't know
it's me, but I'll make comments about you know, police
records and shit.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
So when you call these the trolls, you call saying
this is Tiffany Hattis.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be like, h is this blah blah blah,
and they'd be like, yep, I'll be like this Tiffany Hattish.
They'd be like what nah what, no, No, this is
Tiffany Hattish. I saw. First of all, I want to say, uh,
I know you loved me because you spent three hours
making a video. Uh the video was three hours, so
(03:57):
I know you spent at least six editing it and
all of that, like searching for pictures and finally like
thank you, I appreciate you. Or you know, I see
your whole YouTube pages about me. So I just wanted
to say thank you, and I wanted to let you
know that I'm about to monetize your videos because you know,
you use something my content in there, so I'm gonna
(04:18):
need to get paid too. And they be like you crazy,
ain't no way.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
This is you.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No no, no, no no no, I'm not crazy. I'm
not crazy. I have endometriosis. And so I'm telling you
I'm using it. I'm using it. I'm using the energy
towards something positive. So I just wanted to let you
know how.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I know you let me be therapeutic for you, don't
like in any way. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I've been therapy so long. I don't know. I don't
know if it was therapeutic. I felt like it was
more so, uh, informative for others, like it was my
way of sharing. For others, Uh, some parts are a
little cathartic or whatever, But for me, it was more
so like I want people to know they're not the
only person going through what they're going through, and just
(05:05):
because somebody's famous doesn't mean they're not a regular human being,
and that they're not there's not good days. There's good days,
but there's not like bad days. There's sometimes it's more
bad days than good, especially like I don't know, dealing
with the Greek. Losing my grandma really kind of just
threw me for a loop, like and I feel like,
(05:28):
I feel like my soul was like, look, we're gonna
have we don't have too many losses at this point,
so we're gonna have to sit down and deal with it.
And if you don't sit down and deal with it,
I'm gonna I'm gonna make you do things that's gonna
have to make you sit down and deal with it. So, yeah,
the one of those things that was always in the plan,
that was always something I had been working on. I
think getting arrested was one of those things that may go, oh,
(05:52):
let me sit down there, let me look at this.
That'll be all of that. All of those are rest
stories will be in the next book. Tiffany had it.
I'm still here, Bitch.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Was the daddy issues chapter. Hard.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That was the hardest one. That was the hard That
was the hardest one. Even thinking about it is hard.
That was the hardest one because I realized, like, man,
this is it's hard not having a dad. And then
like when I met my dad, it was like I
was a little girl all over again, and like I
(06:27):
remember everything about him, and you know, even though I
was three years old the last time I saw him,
I remember how he smelled, I remember what he sounded like,
and I could just just hearing his voice, my whole
soul lit up, like nobody sound like my daddy. Nobody
could be my daddy. And so but there was years
I was trying to find my dad, like, you know,
(06:48):
through other men and through whatever I was doing stupid shit.
I was done. And it's a lot of us out
here like that. And yeah, but you can, you can
pull past all that and grow and be successful. You
about to make me cry?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Is it true? Women really look for that? And men like,
do they look like look for somebody that's like their daddy?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't know. I don't know what other women looking for.
I know what I was looking for. I was looking for.
I was looking for like safety. I wanted to feel safe.
I wanted to feel like no fear. For so many
years growing up, it was like every day was scary,
you know, just be scared every day. So then to
(07:33):
decide like I'm not gonna be scared no more, and
I'm gonna find somebody that's gonna, you know, do this
with me and protect me and love on me and
hold me and like take care of me and kiss
on me and tell me I'm doing good, you know. Uh,
but I mayn't find that. It's hard to find. Also,
(07:53):
I'm a little bit I'm a little difficulty. I'm sweet,
though a little difficult. I want to do what I
want to do because I never that's part of I
think not growing up with the fathers, Like I don't
know how to I know how to take orders right,
(08:14):
and I know how to get things done. If you
ask me to do something, I'm gonna get it done
for you, but I'm gonna do it on my time
when I feel like it. And if a man is
like I need you to call me when you leave
out of it, I want you to be here at
this time whatever if you're not. If I'm not getting
a paycheck, I'm gonna show up when I feel like it.
I'm gonna be at your house when I feel like
coming to your house. Uh. You know. That's I think
that's been the biggest issue, is like I don't want
(08:35):
to feel like I got an answer to this man,
because you're not paying my mortgage, you're not. Like if
I'm just humping on you, then like you're not. But
if we're in a relationship, I feel like there's some
common courtesy, right, But I don't have to I don't
have to do back bends for you.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
If the man ain't making that kind of commitment, you
got to make a real commitment.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, you need to be like my has been. Then
I might be like, Okay, I'm gonna be, not even
might I'm gonna be I'll mold myself into what I
need to be if I need to even mold myself.
But the fact that I'm saying mold myself means it's
a problem. So you need to be okay with me
being how I am and who I am, and if
you don't like something I'm doing, inspire me to do different.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
So you've never had that type of relationship yet where
you would be like, Okay, I'm gonna let this man lead.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Like no one has ever shown you that they that
I let.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Men lead all the time. I let them lead, But
that don't mean I'm gonna follow all the way. I'm
start saying like this is not going I don't feel safe.
This don't feel safe. I'm not gonna be like. You
know what I'm saying, Like, I need to feel safe.
I need to feel like. I need to feel like.
(09:50):
This is where I'm gonna be. Like spiritually, I need
to feel safe. Emotionally, I need to feel safe. Physically,
I need to feel safe. Financially, I need to feel safe.
And I don't don't need to be feeling like I'm
being used. If I feel any type of way, I'm
being used or manipulated in some kind of way. Uh
what like? No, And if you're using me, tell me
you using me so I could use you to like, Oh,
(10:10):
I can help you use me better. You know what
I'm saying. I don't like being I don't like I
don't I'm here to be used. We all are here
to be used for some purpose something, right, So but
tell me what you're using me for and I might
help you get it done better. Don't don't sneak it.
Don't do it sneakily or whatever. And like think I'm
stupid because I'm not. I might be. I might be
(10:33):
setting you up to get fucked.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Use me, don't misuse me, Yeah, use me.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't abuse me.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Now you said something about you know, not having that
father figure that you wanted in your life. So how
have you dealt with it? Because you know, have you
used somebody else? Is it your a sister figure, a brother.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Or something else that you lean on when you have
those feelings.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
When I have those feelings, I call my brothers. I
call like, uh okay. Getting in a stand up for
me was like I guess, building like a bunch of
like a force filled around me of men that I
think will keep me safe right and a lot of
them have a lot of them have protected me over
the years, and I can get all the hugs I
(11:13):
want and like words of encouragement that I need. Like
That's why I love stand up so much. I remember
being like sixteen years old going to like do a
set on a regular night at the Live Factory and
all the comics gave me hugs. Every single man gave
me a hug, and I didn't feel like they was
gonna do something to me.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
They didn't feel sexual, felt like.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It felt like I just felt like yeah, it felt
like family, like support, Like hey, I know how you feel.
Like I'm here for you. I'm not trying to put
my dick in you. That's what it felt like. People care,
And that's what I guess kept me really in the
comedy club. That's what kept me coming back is I
needed that support. I needed men to talk to about like,
(11:53):
am I am I crazy? Right now? Is does this
make sense? Does this make like? And then I could
call any of them at any time Charlotte and I'll
randomly call and talk two fours on it like it's uh.
I feel like I got a ganga of big brothers
and father figures like Tom dreeson All White Man. But
he give me some of the best advice and he
(12:14):
like just He'll hope I'll be crying, He'll just hold me,
you know all I like. I like bringing the I'll
bring the guys that I'm like dating by him, and
he'll be like that one's not gonna make it, Tiffany Dunk,
don't let that guy go. He's not gonna make it. Yeah,
I do. At first, I didn't listen to him and
and and he was right every single time. He was like,
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this man is not gonna be able to handle your grow.
You're growing, He's not gonna be able to grow with you.
He's not gonna be able to handle your star power.
Look how he's acting right now. And I'm like, no,
he good, he good, he's protecting me. He's like, no,
he's insecure. It's not gonna work for you.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
You keep using a word, and I think we don't
use enough with your safety feel safe around each other? Right,
Like that's the whole purpose of community, to make each
other feel safe.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
We're not making each other feel safe. What's the point.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, there's no point of me even spending time with
you or talking to you, or wasting any energy on you.
If I don't feel safe with you, I'm like, I
don't want nothing to do with you. I'll ghost you.
I'm on ghost you. I'll just be like I don't
feel safe, and then I want to not answer no
more phone calls.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
And that should be enough. You got a chapter called
How I Keep My ass in Check? If you're not
the easiest person to keep in checks, who are keeping
you in check?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Me? Okay, okay, me?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
How you do it?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
How do I do it? I reprimand myself from time
to time. I put myself on I do put myself
on punishment times out uh, and I look at you know,
sometimes you got to look at like certain behavior and
be like, wow, okay, why did you do that on
this day? Well, I know why I did it. The
world don't understand why you did it, but you know
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why you did it, and you know. And what I'm
eating I noticed too, Like what I eat causes me
to act a certain kind of way. Too much sugar,
I get a little bit aggressive, and stuff too much alcohol.
I get aggressive. If I don't get enough sleep, I
will take a nap in a white community and the
police will show up. The police will show up, guaranteed,
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and then and then I feel safe again. I do
not feel safe, but Beverly Hills Police Station is beautiful.
I did feel safe then. But yeah, I mean, I'm
not perfect. I keep my myself in check as best
I can. I treat everybody the way I want to
be treated. When I do wrong, I admit. I admit
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to my mistakes, you know. I accept responsibility for my mistakes,
and I grow from them. I'm not big on making
the same mistake twice, but I'm definitely working on boundaries,
like because I want to help everybody, And if you call,
like if it's if you're somebody I care about and
you call like I need this, I need that, I
need help with this. I will come and help. It's funny,
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like my immediate family, the people I care about more
than anybody, They'll barely calling me because they know that
I'll like that I'll show up, or that I'll talk shit,
but I'll still show up. I only talk shit to them.
I don't talk shit to everybody else, just my immediate family.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
What's been sick h what makes you feel safe or
what's been safe for Hollywood?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Or just like before Hollywood, like just being.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Ah being poor was way safer being being Like I
feel like I was hood famous anyway, so uh like
everybody in my community knew who I was. Everybody in
South Central I feel like knew who I was, so
I felt pretty safe. I could go to any gang
community and chill every I go to all the hood days.
(15:40):
I can't do that no more, I can't. I mean
I have done it. And what you're doing over here,
get out of here, like you can't be over here
on the hood day, like like fuck y'all, I'm over
here for like fifteen minutes and then I'm gonna go
this spot.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
But and you know, everybody, I guess when you're in
the community, you know who's who. Yeah, I know this business,
you don't know who's who.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, you don't know who's who in this business. It's like,
you know, it's a bunch of wolves and sheep clothing,
and you just got to know how to smell out
the wolves. You gotta figure out who's who. And I
mean you can, you can figure out pretty quick. I
mean I feel like I have been able to figure
it out pretty quick. Like if they always asking you
to do something, but when you ask them to do something,
they not available for you, that's a problem. Even oh
(16:24):
you know what. It was crazy, like after I got arrested,
everybody was calling my phone, like if you need me,
if you need a right call me, call me, call me.
So everybody else said call me, send me those text messages,
you should have called me whatever. I wrote all their
names down, and then I start calling these motherfuckers at
two in the morning, when at twelve o'clock in the
night ten thirty they don't answer the phone. So then
(16:44):
I just start blocking them boundaries. I start blocking them,
blocking them because they always add those are the same people.
They always ask me for something, but never are available
for me. When I need something, so I just start
blocking them. So it's a lot of people out here
right now, probably like Dang I called, I ain't talked
to me since she got out of jail, Like, yeah,
because you don't answer my phone calls.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Now it says you haven't been drinking in seven months?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Has it been seven months?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
No, no, no, I haven't had sex since October. That's
seven months having drinks since November twenty When was the
twenty third? When Thanksgiving twenty third?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, How was it affecting your comedy? You know, sometimes
when you look at comedians or even rappers actors, sometimes.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's that's what they use because they used to it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
They drink and they do a show. So the fact
that you haven't drink, it doesn't make your show.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Is it easier? Is it more difficult?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Though?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You see in clear room, I see everything more clear
for sure. And but I didn't really drink before shows.
I will probably drink during like while I'm on stage.
I'm gonna have a drink while I'm on stage. But
like before, no, I didn't spoke, no we before none
of that, not before the show. But but maybe by
the second or third show at the night, I'm probably
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I'm probably it ship because I started drinking on the
first show, but I notice now like by the but
if there's more than two shows in the night, by
the end of that second show, I'm sleepy. I'm so tired.
I'm so sleepy. I just want to go to bed,
like I want to go to bed at ten o'clock,
nine thirty. And you know, but comedy happens at night.
And then I've been getting up super early in the
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morning working out, so I make sure I get my
after afternoon nap. If I'm getting on nap in the afternoon,
I'm pretty much fucked the rest of the evening. But
I feel like my comedy is I've been like I've
been listening to it because I record every set. I've
been recording every set for the last like five years,
and through my phones and my recording devices, and I
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was listening to like before my grandma died, how much
joy was in my voice, and then like after my
grandma died, like I don't know, I'm about to like
maybe gd yeah, you know it when Jesus died was
before Jesus death, we see, Yeah, I don't know, but yeah,
(19:03):
BG AG yeah. Anyways, I just noticed there's a big
difference in like people like, oh, you're saying you look good,
you feeling good, like your energy is good. And I
do feel good and I am happy for the most part.
But I feel like this is huge grief hanging over me,
Like I just feel like grief normal.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Do you write on that?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah? I write on that. Yeah, I talk. I talk
about it on stage, like deal with my grief. Like
some days it'd be so heavy. I'm like, oh, I
gotta do something for granny today, and I'll put a
picture of her up in the backyard. I put on
some music and I do rhythmic dance from gymnastics and
with ribbons and stuff, and I dance around in my
backyard and uh, I hope nobody ever sees. It's just
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for my grandma.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
To God, what do you think I got you more focused?
No dick or no alcohol, No dick, cause I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I was drinking. It wasn't getting no dick. Still, no dick,
Keep you focused.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Good, you think about something.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I just had a flash of dicks in my head
and I'm just like mediums, stop smoking now I'm back
smoking weed. I started after my court date. I'm not
(20:24):
I'm not gonna drink no more. I decided I'm never
I probably will never drink alcohol again until like I'm
engaged to get married just so he could see like
my full crazy Yeah, like there's no with like no restrictions.
I feel like though I have more restrictions. I was
like I was way too nice. I feel like when
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I would be drinking, I'd be way too nice, way
too accommodating, and probably way too loud because alcohol make
you death. Uh but uh yeah, and I think I'm
a little meaner now. I'm quick to tell people no.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Now you just the boundaries.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, boundaries. I feel like boundaries is mean. Now it
can be.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
It can be.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I know I'm protecting it. I'm protecting it, and it
may have be. It may have been.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Something that you learned is that it's okay to have
boundaries and be selfless, I mean, be selfish sometimes, because
when you're too selfless, that's how people take advantage of you. Yeah,
you're saying you're too nice. No, that's that's you actually
putting that boundary in place.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
It's hard to be mean a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
M Like I talked to dude last night that was
trying to take a picture with me. Hell no, taking
no picture with you. You was talking ship about me
somebody you know, somebody I've seen online talking ship and like,
oh my god, get a picture. I was like, no, now,
I don't want to take no picture with you. Where
was you at? None of your.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Boundaries? But this is somebody you remember from seeing on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I've seen them on Instagram talk of ship. I started
doing a report on them. I was gonna call, but
I decided not to. I got busy. I got photos
on niggas.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Do you get what you give? Chapter?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
M oh yeah, so do you get what you give? Chapter?
It's all about, like, you know, whatever you're giving out,
that's what's coming back. And it's really about I think
what you're giving to yourself, like how you talk to yourself,
how you treat yourself. I notice, like things go bad
or people attack me in the world when I've been
already attacking me for like a week. I already been
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talking mess about myself and like and then I'm like, dang,
why the world going on for me? I'm like, oh wait, wait,
wait wait, I started this. I started it. I started
going off on me. First, I was upset, you know,
or going you know, ham on me, talking crazy to
myself in the mirror, like oh, look at you. Your
nose is big. This is that, you know? Like oh
your eyes this? Yeah, you know, like just going off.
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And one I noticed when I start talking positive about myself,
when I start saying, get up in the morning, look
at myself in the mirror, and go, I love you, Tiffany.
I'm proud of you. You, Tiffany, you are killing it girl.
I love and approve of you, Tiffany. How this you
are doing very well today? Yes, you are. When I
go outside, that's what I'm getting back, and that's what
I'm seeing online. But I can always tell. I can
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always tell, like, oh yeah, my cycle coming. Because I'm
being mean to me, I'm being mean to others. Like
when I figure out the cure to endometriosis, I'm going
to be a much happier person. What is that again,
endometrio si? I forgot inflammation of the uterirow extra lining. Yes, yes,
that's why I likes mediums.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
But don't that make all penises feel big?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Mm hmm, yeah, I got Well, yeah I don't. I
haven't had all penises.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, that with your hand when as that question.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Man times that sex hurts, Yes, it could be painful.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Little guys out there, you don't moan for it, and
they think they got it.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
They do got it with me?
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah he got it with me.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's somebody for everybody.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
You remember when you was doing a little dick joke.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Remember you was when you was gonna stay saying how
much you loved this medium, keep bringing the pen.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Was the person you were dealing with at that time upset.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I don't think so.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
M she ain't even checked.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
That's that's part of my problem in relationship. I'm doing
my job. I don't ask you, you know up commenting
on how you're doing your job. I'm doing my job.
I did not ask. I do not know U. I'm
gonna ask him. He's still trying to come around. So
I don't think it was Oh yeah really yeah yeah,
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apartment building manager, that's right. I can't do it. His
credit is going to get enough. No more car. This
car got repossessed. I to close.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Damn you on.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
No, no, I'll never spend more than twenty dollars on
a man.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Damn, that wasn't gonna get his car.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No, I ain't gonna get his car. But he got it.
He got it out on his own.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
You never spend more than twenty dollars on a man.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, because he a man. I'm a woman, and I
want him to feel like a man.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Even when you, Tiffany had his who you are and
he's the apartment manager, you got more than him, You
still want to spend twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You still want I'm gonna make sure I look good, Okay,
I'm gonna make sure I'm pretty. So that's expensive. He
not buying my clothes and getting my nails done and stuff,
and buying all these wigs and shit.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
I am So what does he have to take you? Like?
What do you expect from him as the apartment.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I expect fun and adventures. So like we went to
like our boretums, we went to like Island's restaurant, cool
little you know, family restaurants and stuff. Whatever he can afford.
That's fun.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
And then if you want an apartment manager, a building manager,
why you can't get your car up.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Because he didn't pay his rent. I mean he didn't
pay his car though.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Because you don't own the building.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
No, you don't own the building. He live in rent
Free Oh wow yeah yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Why still be trying to come around? Then?
Speaker 8 (26:17):
So although you are celeivent, you don't you don't talk
to nobody right now?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You know, I'm talking to like five dudes.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Okay, okay, So how is that?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's fun?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
We have a good time, good and they know like, no,
I'm not getting no ways like I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
They know that. Well, there's always a potential. I mean,
but I'm not like I'm not putting myself in positions
to do that either. Okay. I mean I tried one
of them. I've been trying to fuck for a long time,
and then it was like, you know what, let me
just stop. Okay.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
And that's because you're like no, sometimes you get timpted.
But then you're like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I don't know if he gay or not. I don't know,
So you still got to I'm confused. Okay, he said
you not Okay, you asked him? Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Do you try to hollerlight at me? Wouldn't even be
like are you gay?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
No? No, y'all go out?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, trips and all kind of stuff.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Is there mannorisms?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Is this something that you know?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We be in the same bed. I'm like, why, like you, oh,
why haven't.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
You know a little?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You know, put my booty on him and then everything
and I walk around but naked and stuff. I'm like,
is he gay?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
He put his head up. What do you walking around?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
But the look he looked, he'd be looking.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
If you a screen for a person, you ask everybody everything.
Why you asked him? I'm sure I asked him and
what did he say? What was his answer?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And he said he respects me and he values our
friendship and that, you know, like he don't want to
mess up our friendship. And I'm like, mess this friendship up.
Fuck this friendship, this friendship hard. I could tell you
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it's medium. Oh my god, I could tell I can
look at his hands to tell this medium.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
That is so interesting. I wonder why you don't want
to take things to the next level. But you got
to respect it.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I respect it, I respect it, and so so now
I'm like, okay, and then I start doing that with everybody.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
So that line the guy gave you, yeah, respect our friends.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I don't want to respect our friendship. We have so
much fun together. We do all kinds of fun adventurers stuff.
We go cool places like come on, let's not fuck
that friendship.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
So you're not celibate, you just I just haven't.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I just haven't. I mean I've been making out and stuff.
I got fingered. Does that come?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Oh my god, I got fingered.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I haven't seen this e I n number yet. I
don't know. You know, I need to do a full
background check. I can't just let him in.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
So he didn't want to do nothing else.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
No, he wanted to do us stuff. But I was like, no, man.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
About it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't like the way you did that, Like that
first boy, that looks painful, and your nails might be
a little too long for me right here. That's not
that's not giving. That's not giving at all. That's not
that's definitely that's not getting. That's not gonna make me
take my panties off.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
That's for sure.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
They to the side, and now I'm gonna pulling them
back over clothed. This ship, no bring big tip energy
is about where the I was doing stand up and
I was struggling and I did this one podcast and
the guy gave me a prosthetic penis. Uh, and it
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was like a limp point and I was like, what
the hell am I gonna I'm gonna do with this?
And he's like, oh, just take it. Like so I
took it. And I started noticing like, just like the
comedy scene is so male dominated, right, and the men
always looking out for the other men, And I'm like,
why they not looking out for me? Like I'm cool,
I show up on time. I know I'm I might
not be the funniest, but I'm definitely funny. And it's like,
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but they look out for their whomever, right, And so
one day I was just like, I'm gonna just I'm
gonna just see what's up. And so I don't know
why I did it, but I know why I did it,
but it's in the book where I did it. But
I put the prosthetic limp penis in my panties and
I started walking around with it and I would go
to the comedy club with it in. Now I didn't
tell nobody was in. It's just like, I don't know,
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maybe I walked different, I don't know, but the men
start treating me different. Everybody started treating me a little different,
booking me for more and stuff like you know, just
like what up tip giving me better hugs. I don't
know if they're trying to fill my dick. I don't
know if they could feel the energy. Maybe I had
big dick energy. I don't know, so we call big
tip energy. And maybe I was just walking different. My
confidence was different. My comedy got funnier. And I don't
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know if it's because I had some dangling there, but
it's just that's what I'm talking about. That flame, No,
I had already met flame, flame, flak, flame, TITTI is
the only female titties I ever like touched.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
That wasn't my own, of my mama's soft They was nice.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I was jealous. I was like, it's my titties. Ever,
don't grow that big never never flames titties is nice.
Flames got really nice titties. I think my dick bigger
than flamestick.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Yours isn't real. So have you and Monique had a
conversation since she was on a club station.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
No, we have not had no conversation. We barely ever
had a conversation ever. I've you know, tried to talk
to her here and there or whatever, but no, we
haven't had no conversation. I slid in nor DM since
she got my number if.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
She checked, mhm, oh you just sent her your number.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I said to her, statement, Yeah, and here's my number
two and here's my number if you want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
What do you think? What do you think of that?
Speaker 6 (32:23):
The whole state of black comedy since the top of
the year, it's like, since kat Wims did that interview,
it feels like everybody just been kind of at each other.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Like it's almost like you go to club just to
get that other comedians.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, I don't know about that. Uh, Godfrey didn't go
at other Brell didn't go at other comedians just a
little bit, just a little bit. I don't know. I
I feel like that's something we do in the club,
Like if you got some beef with somebody, you like
tell them to they face. I mean, I know I have.
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I've definitely gone up to people in their face and
said I don't like you, you know, or what you
did was fucked up. I ain't feeling that, Like I
haven't had to do it too often because there's not
too many people that like really get on my nerves
like that. Just a few people, just a few people
but I mean that's comedy like you're supposed to. It's
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a little challenge. But I don't know about doing it
in front of the world like that. I don't know
about all that.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
It seemed like it was a bunch this weekend. I
think a Netflix brunch. Yeah, I was dead, like everybody
that that was beefing with each other were all in
the same room.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, but you know what was crazy. You know what
was crazy. We was outside, Okay, so we wasn't in
the same room. We was outside, and everybody was there,
and Kat was there, and he was looking very interesting.
He was looking very interesting, very shiny, and it was
super cool, and he's talking to everybody, moving around, moving
around the room and stuff, talking to everybody. And then
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as soon as Kevin got there, nobody could find Kat.
I don't know where Kat went, but then he did
perform live. So but it was like like one.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
In the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, the brush started at twelve and then I think
Kevin got there like one one in then cav was gone.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I see you, I see Dave Chappelle, I see Cat,
I see keV, I seen.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I seemed like all the comedians that were quote unquote
beef we were all in the same place where I
was like, oh, maybe they all.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, we took a.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Big class picture too. We took a big old picture,
but no Cat was not there. Kat left, okay, mm hmm,
right as Kevin pulled up.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
Yeah, if y'all took a picture before Cat, before Kevin
got there, you think he.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Would have been in the picture.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Did you speak the cat?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
No? No, I smiled and waved you cursed him with joy.
He looked at me. I don't think he recognized me
because I had a wig on, so I don't think
he realized it was me. That's what I'm telling myself.
Or he just was like, I ain't fucking with her
right now? Talk crazy too.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
But that's fine though. Yeah, everybody put their boundaries up.
I rather y'all not speak than see each other in
public and be cursinate.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I wouldn't. First of all, I love me some cat.
Me and Cat ain't got no beef. I mean, he
do like saying my name, and I think it's because
my name garnishes clicks for some reason, especially if you
say like one negative thing around my name. Everybody's clicking
on like, oh fuck, what the fuck she do?
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
What she do now what she do now? So like,
and I think he knows that he's a genius. So
he's like, Okay, what's gonna get me the clicks? What's
gonna get the you know, she's just randomly say my
name and don't say shit else, just tiviny hattish and
live aftery and then let me tell you about this nigga.
Kenny's like, he's like, I'm the one that put her
(35:42):
on she was in school dance for me. And I'm like,
I never said that you that you didn't put me
on it that you did, But Nick Cannon did put
me in school dance for that road, not Cat Williams.
But we did kill that shit together. Like we did
that together and that was fucking awesome and it's like
a viral moment online and and I love Cat. I
sent him a script and he's like, we gotta we
(36:04):
gotta work on that, writing on this script. Okay, let's
work on it. Who do you want to write? Like whatever, Like,
let's make it happen, let's make a movie. Like I
love him. I think he's super talented. It is strange
when people try he do get on my motherfucking nerves
sometimes It.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Is strange when people act like you didn't.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
You didn't come come up, come up like everybody else,
like you was in the comedy clubs. You busted your ass,
you did all of that.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, I mean, can't put me out, can't put me out?
The club TOLLI Withoo Parkerssino. I was underage and he
was doing the Hollywood Parkasino every week, and I was
too young to be in there, and he put me
out like you ain't got no idy, you can't be
in here, and like you put me out there. Finally
I gotta you know, I was old enough and uh,
he let me perform, and then he commenced to roast
(36:45):
me for like probably twenty minutes after I got off stage,
and I felt so proud. I was like, God, what
is this talking about? He was roasting me back then
he roasted the ship out of me, and I'm like,
do you remember this? He's like, no, I remember this.
I showed them a picture. He was like, oh that
was your skinny ass. Yeah that was me, bro Like
(37:08):
so I feel honored. You know. It's funny because some
people don't even like I remember them, but they don't
remember me. They like, no, we just met. I'm like, no,
we met back in two thousand and one at this
place and they're like no. And then I show them
a picture and they're like, oh shit, like yeah, and
you were kind of mean, but now you're nice.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
So I'm cool a nice because you are who you
are exactly.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, exactly. But I've been around a long time since
nineteen ninety six. Yeah yea, or damn I could have
been your babysitter. I would have. I would have braided
your hair. And I've been like, girl, let's we finla go,
we finla go to the swap meat. Okay, we think
of the swat meat. I need you to be like,
(37:54):
hold on my hand and say, I'm a good mom.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
What's up with this adult problem?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Are you throwing an adult Yeah, I'm throwing an adult
prom May thirty first for the she Ready Foundation. And
it's now like our gala, that's our thing, like we
did it last year. It was super dope. Snoop came,
Paris Hilton came, Mario showed up and sang like in
a Snoop performed and Paris DJ and Jimmy Kimmel was there,
(38:22):
and Burt Kreischer and Joe Croy and like all my favorite,
like some of many of my favorite people, Jason Lee
was there. We honored him for like all the work
he'd been doing in the community, and we had so
much fun. We raised a bunch of money.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Rail was there.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
He bought a trip to Africa. I don't even know
if he took the trip to Africa yet or not.
But we auction off these really cool trips and fun things,
and it's a good time. It's a good time, and
it's for all the people. Like I decided to go
with the prom thing because I've been to three Primes.
I've been a Prime bunch of times. But a bunch
of people in this industry, in the Hollywood industry and
adults just in general, have never been Prime. They never
(39:00):
got to go. Maybe they was gay and they couldn't
go with they love No seriously, in nineteen hundreds, like
you know, they couldn't like when by the time you
went to Prime, it probably.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
Was cool, right, It wasn't really many geese, It wasn't
that many gays. Twenty ten, I guess people were still scared.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
When I was in high school, I went to a
predominantly white high school. How many people were gay that
I knew of that?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
You knew? Yeah? Okay, well in California, for sure, there
was it was some gas. Yeah, you was in Baltimore.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
I was.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
Yeah, I grew up Baltimore, born in Rieze.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
But then my mom I got into a lot of
trouble when she sent me to school in Pennsylvania. Yea,
so I went to a predominantly white house. You was
in a boarding school Pennsylvania. It was a college preparatory school.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
So you was I boortant school. No where did you
sleep at in my house? And I woke up and
went to school? Okay? Pennsylvania is right there next to
Baltimore like that, Like how way you're Pensylvania. It was
like an hour away straight up there, So you have
to go hour to school every day.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
No, my mom, we moved up there. She bought a
house there and they and she still had a house
in Baltimore. She and my dad would commute back and
forth from Baltimore Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I love that, Yeah, because there's homeowners. Yes, so you
got an inheritance?
Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Why are you upset about your inheritance?
Speaker 8 (40:26):
Because now I'm thinking about it like, no, I ain't
hairy ship like from them.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
No, I ain't got no. No, they still they're still alive, yeah, both.
Speaker 8 (40:36):
Of my parents.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, and they still own the homes, right.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
Yeah, they still own them.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah yeah yeah, so if something happens to them, it's
gonna come to you hopefully. Yes, let's see. I don't
feel about that. They give me something? Did they did?
They do a living will and trust? I bet they?
I bet they have. Yeah, as long as they did
the living will and they left it to you got
sisters and brothers two you you was thinking about that.
(41:01):
I was thinking about it. There's three of us all together.
I just don't know who.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
You know.
Speaker 7 (41:04):
Sometimes when people died, the people who think they're gonna
get something, they probably don't.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, are you the oldest, No, you're the middle child. Okay,
so then so then what happens usually is it's like, uh,
you know, yeah, you want to make sure that get
a wheel or like a not a whell, but a trust,
because if it's a will, that can still go to probate. Right,
but if it's a trust, now whatever they say. They
(41:31):
control the money from the grave, okay, control it from
gravy and then whatever they say in there, that's who
we go to, right, and then you and your sister
and brother because they decided to sell it, but y'all shuld't.
Y'all shoul turn it into income property. And then y'all
have money coming in all the time, no matter what.
And when y'all struggling or whatever, y'all can always pull
a heet lock out, or you know, a more little
mortgage is something out on that house, and then y'all
(41:52):
always have somebody go to jail. Boom boom. We got
a house here that we can put up, you know
what I'm saying, and we can keep you up out
of here and get you a good lawyer, you know
what I'm saying, and then if you beat the case,
maybe we might get some of that money back. Trying
not to, you know, I try to. You know, you
like no no bail bonds. You put the money up
(42:16):
like that. If the money is in the family, we
put the money up, and then we can get that back, teach.
And then then when we get that back, then we
put that in your hands and you better not go
to jail again, bitch.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
And we're jumping you right uptract you.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
We're gonna jump you. Yeah, we got the.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
You gotta get the book. I gotta ask you.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
A lot going on, Uh huh, Drake Kendricks got to
ask you to the court.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
But then you Jewish too.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I'm a Jewish business woman, and I'm about what's entertaining,
and if I'm going with the entertain payment factor of
it all, Kendrick is killing that ass. Like I am,
very entertained. He got all the good punchlines. Drake got
good punchlines and all that too. And I just want
to give Drake you doing a good job. I'm proud
of you because you know he's sensitive. He went off
on me before. No, not in my DMS, in my face.
(43:19):
He told me. He told me, I didn't like that.
That hurt my feelings.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I'm sorry, I will talk I will not talk about
that no more. Although I did tell you I was
gonna talk about that, and he said it hurt his feelings,
and I said, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
What did you talk about him?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I talked about how his daddy. I told him I
wasn't gona talk about it no more, but I'm gonna
talk about him his daddy, his daddy be trying to Yeah,
his daddy be trying to holler. He don't like that.
I said, I much rather be your your baby mama
than your step mama. Mmm. That hurt his feelings.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That hurt his feeling That's kind of like playing hating
on your daddy though a little bit right, Like why
you caught blocking your daddy if you daddy trying to
holler while you mad.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I don't like it. I like his dad, but not
like that.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
His feelings.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Because I talked about it on stage. I talked about it.
Speaker 7 (44:13):
It was at comminat that then since you talked about
it on stage and it got back.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
To his daddy's interesting but no, they interesting.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I see him at different events and stuff in different
like he'd be at Jewish stuff and all that. His
daddy be around, Like I don't know if you're looking
for his next Jewish backend mother what but he outside,
he'd be outside so and uh, I don't know. But
as far as the beef goes, uh, the rap battle,
I'm loving it. I'm here for it. I think I'm
(44:46):
so proud of Kendrick. I'm so proud of him, Like, uh,
he's killing it and he's like in the lap, just
bringing it in. The punchlines are there, like he's killing it.
I'm proud of him. And I'm proud of Drake too.
He has a an airplane. Airplane. Now, I think it's
a little they're getting a little they going a little
(45:06):
blow the belt, but they're going. Yeah, it's it's deep. Yeah,
but it's it's like a real rat batter, you know
what I'm saying. Like we did it at a safe
for us.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Yeah, we had one of these in a long time.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, a real good one. Yeah. I feel like I'm
back on the school bus. And oh, that was a
great experience for me. I went there because I wanted
to see all the stuff I read about in the
Bible and the tour in the Kuran and so, and
I got to see all those things, all those places.
It's it's a very spiritual place. Everybody in their mama there.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
You know.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I thought I was just gonna see like people that
look like you know, just you know, just you know,
Middle Easterns. But no, no, everybody. In a moment. I
saw Do making tacos on the side of the road.
He was Mexican and the tacos was fire. There's a
lot of black people. That the African American diaspora is
huge out there. A lot of them live in Demona
(46:05):
and they Jewish and so I was hanging out with
them and that was super awesome. You by yourself, Yeah,
I met up with some friends out there. I met
up with some people out there, and I went outside
with all the Ethiopian Jews and that was really good
and informative. And what I learned is that no matter
(46:25):
where you are, when you black, you get shitted on.
Because they going through the same things. It felt, the
weather and everything and the way things looked, it felt
kind of like California to me. And as they're describing
the lifestyle and what's going on over there for them,
it sounds like la It sounds like the same shit,
except they they game bankers come from another place and
(46:48):
they come over there. But it is what it is.
It's it's life. It's in the shit. I'm very disappointed
in like what's going on. I don't support that stuff.
I'm about peace and all these lives. It's just it's
kind of depressing. It's very depressed, and not even kinda
(47:09):
it's very depressed and it's very sad, but it's something
that's been going on for thousands of years over there.
When I went, I learned about like how the Romans
came in and did stuff, and how the Ottoman Empire
came in and did what they did, and like even
King David came over there, like when he got Jerusalem
what he did, and I mean I remember reading about
it in the Bible, but like actually seeing it and
how he like went for the Canaanites heads and all that.
(47:31):
Like I'm just like yo, to see it, it makes
it resonate different, right, like and then everything I learned
in world history, Like I went to Masada, I went
to I went to Soknt. I went to the dead Sea.
Uh not the dead sea. No, it's it's the saltwater. Yeah,
(47:53):
that's the Dea sy but it ain't dead. That salt
is growing up all kinds of stuff. But when I
went there, it's like all the stuff that I would
learned in World History, I'm seeing it for real life,
and it made it hit different. Like I love listening to,
uh the history teacher tell us stuff, but I did
not like reading this stuff because I couldn't read that
good in no ways. But I used to love to
hear it right and you and it always stayed in
(48:16):
my mind. And then when I go there, it's like, oh,
this is where the Romans were and this is where
this is. And like I read an article where they
said Israel's paying all this money to build thousands of
tunnels and stuff. I don't know about the thousands of
tunnels in Israel, but I know about that one tunnel
in Israel that they where they excavated the uh they
excavated the Mikvah and the mikfah's like where they do,
(48:39):
like where they would come and clean themselves, Like that's
where baptism started. And it's two Olympic sized pools and
they they the arche archaeology, archaeologist archaeologists, the archaeologists dug
it up. And then there's this this walkway that you
go up. There's kind of like a mall. It feels
like you're in a mall, and it goes it leads
up to the temple and that's the same path is
(49:00):
where Jesus came every year. He would come there. Everybody,
every Jew came there every year and they would jump
in that migvh and they would share news and all that,
and then they would go up, they would go up
that trail to the temple, and that's the same path
that Jesus was His real name is your Shua, the
Romans name of Jesus like years later, his name is
(49:22):
your Shua. It's the same path that your Shoa walked
to go be assassinated. And it was really powerful for me.
I don't know why. I felt like I was like
in a mall, slash around a bunch of ancestors and
it's something. There's a rock that the Muslim mosque is
built around, and the walls up against where the Jews
go pray in the Catholic Church, in the Protestant church,
(49:44):
is like three different Christian churches right there is and
the churches are built right where Jesus was crucified, and
then the mosque in the wall is around this rock
where Abraham was gonna sacrifice his son, right And I
don't know what's in that rock, but it was so powerful,
like I could feel it right now. And maybe I'm
(50:05):
just you know, sensitive or whatever, but it's something there
and they say it's God, and I'm not sure, but
it feel like it is. Feel if it's with me,
like it was so powerful, and I prayed at the wall,
and I went by the mosque, and I went in
all the churches, and they said, this is where Jesus
(50:26):
was laid to rest when they put him down, like
after they took them off the cross. I'm not sure
if that's real or not, but there's some energy there.
And I don't know if it's the energy of all
the ancestors and all the people that went there, or
if I felt the way I felt because I did
all this research and I saw how black Jerusalem was,
even I found videos in the library of the nineteen
(50:49):
twenties in the thirties, and it was all black and
they all looked like Ethiopians. They all Ethiopian. It was
so beautiful and it's still beautiful, but you can see
all the wars, you can see the stuff in it
that I went to the ki boots where the three thousand,
that three thousand Palestinians came in to take over, take
(51:11):
the people and whatnot. And it's it's sad. Yeah, it's
so sad that you know, we can't be better, Like
like three thousands of years, it's the same thing, keep
repeating itself. Why why watch so much hate towards each other.
We all bled the same, we all whatever. We just
(51:31):
worship God different. You hate me because of how I
worship God, just because I don't get it. I don't
understand it. I'm confused still. But I'm learning all the
time and I want to go back and learn more.
And I want to help. I want to help rebuild.
I want to help in whatever way that I can.
And I don't know. The world got on me because
(51:53):
I said what I always say when I leave the country.
I always said, I've been saying that. When I went
to Iraq to go do comedy for the troops, nobody
he said, sh And I said the same thing. Maybe
I'll meet a man. No, you know, but I went
to go make the trups laugh, and nobody said nothing.
In America was over there killing way more. We killed
a lot of people.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
But what happened at Where were you at an outside
joke appearance?
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, so I was at the Netflix is not a joke.
Netflix not a joke. I was at a show outside Netflix.
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Went on college protest.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, I went off because people were saying, you know,
they were saying what they were saying, and they was like,
you got to support the colleges, and I'm like, I
don't want to. I don't want to support people tearing
up a school. I don't think that's the way to
go about it. If you really want the if you
want stuff like this to stop happening, if you're protesting
(52:47):
the genocide that's going on and you want that to
stop happening, I think there's some better ways to go
about making it stop happening. Blocking people from going to
class is not going to be the thing. I don't
think that's gonna be the thing, because that's what with
the I mean, that's what the Nazis did. They blocked
the Jews, they blocked the Jehovah witnesses. They killed a
lot of people. They didn't just kill Jews. They was
(53:08):
killing everybody that was not like them. So like uh,
and they were blocking them from getting their education, blocking
them from being able to have a living. They were
they were hurting them and so like to me, if
if you really want to be changed, you want to
make change, you really want to be effective, you really
want this to stop, then start learning, get get yourself educated,
(53:29):
and get in there and change the laws, change how
we how get become get in NATO or whatever, the
international or whatever. You got to be on Senate all that,
like change the laws, change how we move. Yeah, that's
that's what I would do. That's what if you really
wanted to change, Like be effective in get involved in government.
Speaker 6 (53:50):
I think the protesting to get those legislators attention those legislators.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
But become a lobbyist. Go be a lobbyist and get
their attention. You get their attention better if you take
them to dinner. You know what I'm saying. You can
be a lot those lobbyists. And they make good money too.
Like if you want to change things, like corporations hire
lobbyists to change laws so they can do what they
want to do. Right, So if you want to change something,
(54:17):
go talk to them, show up at the office. Don't
tear up the school and block somebody else from getting
an education. And I'm looking they run around with you know,
trash can shields, running into the police and stuff, and
I'm just thinking to myself, this is our future. This
is these are our future. Professors, our lawyers, our doctors, like,
this is our future. And then they're yelling stuff. They
(54:39):
don't even understand why the war is happening. They don't
even know the history of it, what's behind it, like
and they're just you know, in an outrage. And then
you yelling for that for Gaza, but you ain't saying
nothing for the Congo twelve million people being killed over there.
You ain't saying shit about all these black people that's
been getting culled for one hundred years. Let's just go
(55:00):
the last hundred years we've been getting slaughtered over there
and nobody saying anything. There was a war in my
father's country for thirty years and nobody said shit about it.
In America, y'all in protest, y'all in nothing because it
was black people straight up and Cameroon nigs over there
killing just just slaughtering them. Y'all didn't say shit. Y'all
(55:21):
didn't do nothing. Nobody cared. It was on social media
for a second, Like I pay attention to what's going
on where we at, Like how were we doing like
black people? We wasn't doing so good in gossip, Okay,
we wasn't doing so good over there. There's slavery. They're
is slavery still, there's slavery, and and it's a lot
(55:43):
of us still in slavery and there's a lot of
us being killed. So for me, I'm like, if you
want to protest like that, I want to see you
protesting like that for the twelve million that's being that's
been killed just in the Congo.
Speaker 5 (55:59):
Protest. Agree with how they protest.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
How they protesting is not don't. I don't agree with
how they're protesting. Yeah, protests, yes, Protests yes. If you
think that's gonna make it change. Yeah, if you think
it's gonna make a difference, you're gonna it's gonna make
people pay attention. Yeah, But the way y'all going about it,
I don't think this is right. I don't think you're
spray paying the library is gonna really make anything change.
I know Nigga's been spray paying the library for years
(56:22):
and they just shut the library down. That's all they did.
Like so no, I don't think that's the way to
go about it. I think the way to go about
it is to get into legislation, to show up to
your congressman's office, show up to your senator's office, show up,
sit outside they office, and protest. Put the pressure on
them doing it at the schools ain't putting no pressure
(56:43):
on them. They're just like, oh, they up there at
the school cutting up whatever, like and we like, as
a twenty something year old, like do you invigorate it, teenager? Yeah,
Like that's protest. It's been happening every decade. It's always happened.
Women was out there burning they bras. But y'all out
here angry about you know what's going on over there
in Gaza, and it's genocide. When they're about to make
(57:06):
pass laws over our bodies, women's bodies, we ain't gonna
be able to have no choice in what we do,
and like, yeah, like hello, we need to be paying
attention to distraction is real, Like, you're not gonna it's
gonna be Handmad's tail out here. When you start really
read reading all the legislative read everything, like it's about
to be Handmad's tail out here, You're about to be
(57:28):
like it's gonna be crazy, Like you voluntarily want to
be pregnant. Yeah, it's a voluntary thing, Like, but there's
gonna be situations where it's gonna be involuntary, Like I mean,
if you read the legislations and I'm not I might
not be articulating it's the best, but I'm concerned. I'm
concerned for our future, and I'm concerned when our youth
are all their knowledges coming from TikTok and Instagram and
(57:52):
they not really like doing the real research and really reading.
They just taking some some bloggers word for it. It's like, no,
go look the ship up, go to the go look
up these legislations and if you want, like, there's no
doubt there's a there is a genocide happening, there's no
doubt about that. But like that's not the only one
that's happening right now. So if we're gonna be protesting genocide,
(58:14):
if we against genocide, we need to be against all
the genocides, not just the lighter genocide, all the like
the black, the the brow, everybody, everybody. We're not it.
Don't need to just be from the river to this.
You need to be like, uh, recycle these cell phones
and stop can killing the Congolesese Like yeah, but don't
(58:36):
get me stuny. I'm sorry, Okay, anyways, I curse you
with Joyce's out today. Get it audio or a physical
book hard copy at any local bookstore. The audio version
is off the chain because I'm definitely bringing it and
some of my music is on there, and I'm really
excited about the music that's coming for you. So yeah,
(58:57):
I Curse You with Joy.
Speaker 6 (58:58):
That's right right now, and listen, it's gonna end tomorrow.
So tonight me and Tiffany will be at Barnes and
Noble Union Square at seven pm having a great discussion
about I Curse You with Joy in New York City.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Meet us there, Yeah, and it'll be a lot more fun.
I won't be in my feelings so much.
Speaker 5 (59:18):
You are.
Speaker 1 (59:19):
I know it's good if you express yourself to.
Speaker 6 (59:22):
Meet us tonight Union Square at seven pm Barnes and Nobles.
We'll be talking Tiffany Hattie's new book, I Curse You
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Speaker 2 (59:29):
Here's the breakfast Club. Is Tiffany Haddish, Wake that ass.
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