Pee Squirt Gun

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jewbles dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Indeed
I do, sweet, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
So back in the day, my boyfriend and my now
ex frest friend did a little massy behind my back.
And how little did I know? When I was over
at our house or or with her, you know, when
I left the room, she would get on the phone
with him and try to pursue him and whatnot. So
he wound up telling me what they did. And the

(00:28):
next morning I got up to take my useful morning peep.
I used a little funnel and put it in a
super soaker, a little miniature one, and then when I
saw her, I was just esquirted it all over her.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Does she know what?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
No, sir, not at the time, anyway, not until I
told her. Yeah, I had to get it back somehow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I mean, that's the way to pee on somebody without
having to make it look weird, you know, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Absolutely, thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm so nervous right now, Yes, I do, sweet, What
is it?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
So, my son's in third grade and he was doing
really bad in math.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
He was coming home with horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Grades, and I tried to get him a tutor. He said,
you know, he just wasn't getting it. So, you know,
me said at the time, with his teacher and just
try to get to the bottom of what's going on,
because these other grades were great. So I set up
at a pointed with his teacher, and my husband was

(01:47):
going to want it to come with me, but he
ended up having a worklate. So I got to the
classroom and had a meeting, and I was just I
had seen this teacher before, but it was kind of
like the beginning of the year, and I just I
really hadn't taken in how attractive he was, to be honest,

(02:08):
until that moment when I was sitting there talking to him,
and it started out just like he was so sweet
and he cared so much about my kid and was
like really problem solving with me, and it was just
there was just like a crazy electricity between us. I've

(02:28):
never experienced that in my entire life, to be honest,
and so we ended up not that night, but you know,
I couldn't stop thinking about him. I really I was
making excuses to go to the school and.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Then so hooked. Is that what you're selling us?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's what and I would have been having a lot
of an affair with the future.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Are your son's grades better.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
They there?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You go, good job, say parents do everything for their kids.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I guess I'm a dedicated parent.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes you are. Well. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Thank you. Actually, it feels really good to get it
off my chat.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Thank you. What's your dirty little secret?