She Uses Guys for Free Drinks

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules dirty little secret. Hello, I'm here. Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes, I do. And my heart's beating so fast because
I hope no one recognizes my voice.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay, okay, I don't think they will most people.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Most people think a.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Lot of people.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, you can change your voice if you want to. Yeah, please, Okay,
all right, we'll change.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It, all right. So I'm in a relationship right now. However,
I do have a lot of girl nights out and
I'm like the pretty blonde girl that gets us free
drinks solid and I'm not a cheater whatsoever. But I
do see these guys' numbers under my friend's names, just

(00:47):
all in caps, so that when we do go out,
I invite them all to the same please, and then
we get drinks for free the entire night. I don't
want to get in trouble. Yeah, he actually went to
go get coffee. So I'll tell you, guys, my dirty

(01:09):
little thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
At least you're not doing anything with the guys other
than confusing for drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Totally.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah. I mean, I'm feel bad because I have a
lot of friends. I have like five or six friends
that we go out all together, with and then they
spend the hundreds of dollars and when the lady walks
in with the flowers and the teddy Bears, they'll be like,
what do you want? I'm like, well, I have all
these friends.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Can you get them?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
All? Teddy bear and a flower? Too fine for us?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Wow? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I mean really, I think it's kind of there bad
if they keep coming out and.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Here, welcome, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You do, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Ten years ago? I hold were my college buddies and
spend the weekend at his house. Unfortunately I hooked up
with his mom.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is that unfortunate or fortunate? Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
It was one of those things that just happened. I
was in the kitchen late at night.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
She came in.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
We've been drinking, kind of like a barbecue thing, and
one thing left to another and we made out.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You said college, right, Okay, clarify is your wife now?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
No? No. The funny the dirty little secret is a
couple of months ago, almost ten years later, I met
them in the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kid.
And my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me of somebody.
It's like deja vu, no.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
No way booth.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, so I took a pick of him, and then
I went home and started looking at my kids phone
and oh, damn, you knocked up your friend's mom. Not
in Cassent.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's funny, man, Thank you for telling us you're very familiar.
That's hilarious. This is a movie.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told
my mom to pickure. He was like, oh, that's you.
When you were where did you take this one there?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Man?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I appreciate you. Got tolerant.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Thank you, appreciate you man, have a good one.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Your food.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
What's your dirty little secret.