Steals From Her Drunk Husband

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes I do.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Okay, So every Sunday my husband gets drunk, right and
whenever he's like so so wasted. I got his wallet.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
And then the next day he's like, hey, well, like
what happened? You know, did I do anything? And I'm
like no, but he didn't even notice that I had
already taken like one hundred dollars from his wallet and
he's just actually kind nothing, and I'm like, hey, I
don't think he never noticed so ever since I've been
doing that. So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then I
just go into the wallet, take one hundred dollars, two
hundred hey. And then the next day I'm like, hey,

(00:39):
shopping okay, I mean he doesn't do this, so I'm
like all right, so I'm moving here and I know
my daughter. I was like, you happy to keep it
a secret? We co not tell and she's like, oh no,
don't worry. She's like, but can you speak another hundred dollars?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
So you carey for me?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
And I'm like, what's this good for mecket?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Have a good day. Hey, what's up. Hey, how I
am good? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Sure do? Okay, my parents do not know this, but
like five years ago, I borrowed their car without asking.
They wouldn't have had a problem with it. It's not
like it was a problem. But I just did it
without asking, right, And then I was trying to get
to this narrow I don't know, like area to get

(01:34):
to like a parking spot that I saw, and I
was trying to like wiggle my way through. And I
have a little car and my parents have this like
escalades it's like really big, and I completely clipped the
passenger side mirror like on somebody else's car, Like like
the whole thing came off, and I was like, so
I picked it up off the ground and I was like, okay,

(01:56):
a car looks pretty much okay everywhere else. And so
they I snuck it off back hold again and then
I found this silicone in the you know, the clear
like gluey stuff, and then I just kind of glued
it back on. And when it fell off a couple
of weeks later, they were like, what the hell? How
did this end? Nobody knew about.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
So you didn't tell them it was you. You just
let them think that some weird malfunction happened and the
marriages fell off.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, totally, like maybe they got clipped on when they
were parked.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I know you can things back together.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I didn't know you could either. Well you can't really. Well,
thank you for telling us little secret.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
What's your journey, little secret.