All Episodes

May 10, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

======
This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…

➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts

======
The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:


======
Meet The Jubal Show Cast:
======

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jewbiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, hihy's you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sweet what is it? Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
My dirty little secret is that, well, I'm a well
put together lady or swallowing preface by saying that, and
I'm very fashionable. Everybody compliments me and what I wear
every day. That my dirty little secret is I wear well.
I seek out the dirty socks because I have this
relief that I need to get the full wear out

(00:32):
of them before I watch them.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh so you wear you wear dirty socks? You wear?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I do? I wear. I wear dirty socks on purpose,
and honestly, the dirty or the better, like I kind
of like if they're smelly. Then those are the ones
that are the thoughts of the day for me.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh you like the So this man does something for you?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, I mean it reminds me that I'm alive, I'm human,
It wakes me up.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Good morning smell test Yeah interesting? Well give me an
both whatever works for Yeah, some pody will need coffee,
some people need stinky toes. Thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
By Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I sure do. I just want to preface this by
beginning to say, I am not this person anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, and well this is going to be good.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I think about this all the time, and I just
I am like riddled with guilt. Oh. Back in the
days where flip phones were a thing, like me before iPhones,
I was dating this guy who was awful. He was abusive,
he was mean to me, which wouldn't have been together.
So while we were together, I started to cheat on
him with my ex boyfriend, who was my high school
sweetheart at the time. Okay, I did that because my

(01:51):
boyfriend at the time was so mean and so toxic.
She would always look at my phone I was sleeping.
He would read my messages like it was just a
relationship I need to be okay. So one day my
ex boyfriend messaged me and said, hey, do you want
to come over? And I'm like, yeah, of course I do.
I want to get away from this guy. So I
tell my boyfriend that my best friend needed to ride
because she got drunk and I needed to go pick

(02:11):
her up. And so I leave and go to my
ex boyfriend's house and go hook up with him. And
while my ex boyfriend is in the shower, I take
his cell phone and I have a fake conversation with
myself from his phone to my phone, and in his phone,
I text me and I say, hey, you want to
come over? And I say no, I can't, and like

(02:33):
I deleted the message where I said yes, obviously do
I said no, I can't, and so I made myself
say why and I said I can't. I'm trying to
work things out with my boyfriend's name now and I
don't want him to be upset with me. I really
love him. And he's like, okay, I understand, I'm sorry,
and I'm like it's okay, I just don't reach out
to me again. Like I had this entire fake conversation
in my phone and then I deleted everything. Okay, So

(02:56):
when I went home, I knew my boyfriend was going
to go through my phone, and so the next morning
I woke up and he told me I love you
so much, and he gave me a kiss because he
went through my messages and he saw those fake messages.
So anyway, I'm not that person anymore. We eventually broke
up I think three weeks after that, and I am
also not a cheater anymore. Like that was like a
time back when I was young and just stupid and

(03:17):
not doing smart things. So I'd like to practice also
that once a cheater is always a cheater is not
the thing with me once I got married. Once I
got married, I would never cheat. I would You would
have to pay me to even think about it. But
that's my dirty little seat. I feel terrible for like
having a conversation like a psychopath.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
But whoa Anyways, I don't know. I think you should
be easy on yourself about that. It's like survival at
that point. If it was like if he's checking your
phone like that and it was abused with stuff, you know.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Man, I guess, but I still think about it. So
I feel guilty because this is a terrible way to live,
and it just it sits heavy on my heart, even
though I was really young.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
But you don't live that way anymore, and you definitely
learned a lesson, and thank you for sharing it. You
also have to show people how stressful cheating is.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
That's saying I don't know how people do that, Like,
how do you like? It's hard to juggle? I could
never do it again. It was so You're so right,
it was so stressful garbage man.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
I love you guys, you too. What's your dirty little secret.
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Dateline NBC
Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

The Nikki Glaser Podcast

The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2024 iHeartMedia, Inc.