March 29, 2024 • 52 mins
Is the President trying to test us or is this just a coincidence that headphones no longer work? Lunchbox decided to hit the golf course solo but ended up with a great round thanks to Bill and Phil! Lunchbox got to see what life is going to be like with Ray in another 20 years. March Madness continues and Happy Birthday to Tool Box!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Unbelievable. I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I can't hear anything either.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's awesome. Okay, dude, I can't. You can't make this up.
Morgan tells us you can't talk about headphones and microphones
for the first time. It's literally gonna take ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
About now what in the world but people, but people
don't like this. I heard that, but I heard it
through the board. I heard it through those headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Dude, this is literally gonna take ten minutes. So you
can't make this stuff up. No, so maybe we should
stop the pod stop it. No, we shouldn't, absolutely not.
This is I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh on, this is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I mean, somebody comes in here and hits some button yo,
yo check check.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No. No, I mean there's no way this happens in
Yukon's locker room. I bet you everything works in their
locker room. Headphones, yeah, I mean while we're on it,
and we might as well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I mean, just we should just go without headphone.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, no, because I got to hear the clips.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But uh, you don't have to hear them. I can
just see them.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, but I don't know when they're going.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I've listened to other podcasts, not going to name their names.
I don't want to give them free pub call her daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, it wasn't that one. Well, it's still you still
gave the props and credit, and.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Other podcasts give us pop props and.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Not a single other podcast mentions us. But Four Things
with Amy Brown? Do you think she gives us shout outs?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Hey, they've done it where they do it blind and
they'll not be recording and they'll do a whole episode
and have to do it again.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh I know someone like that Four Things with Amy.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Brown, But that wasn't the one I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh. I mean, I don't care if we don't have headphones.
I guess we don't have.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Tell you it's so jacked up. At least it's recording
in but I can't hear it. But it does play
in these headphones.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Try it again, truckers, put those headphones on TV here
you can hear all right, I will say that, Uh,
yesterday was my dad's birthday. Happy birthday to my dad.
(02:29):
Facetimed him with the kids celebrated so saying happy birthday
twice to them, and we rambled on and on for
about an hour, talking to him and Granny and uh,
it was like, you know what birthday it is? You
know which birthday it is? And I'm like, what birthday, Dad?
And he's like, you know, old I am, it's the
best birthday ever. I'm like, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're talking like you're drunk, though. Is he drunk?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No? But do you know what birthday he is? By
just going there you go? He was really excited about that,
and I was like, Okay, We're done talking about that.
This is awkward.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You think you'll make it to sixty nine? I hope, Ray,
That's why I'm eating healthy. Well, I mean, I don't
like thinking about that crap, so let's hope Ray, that's
rather morbid.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, it's not morbid.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's your mortality, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I understand. That's why I don't like thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's why you don't want to sit. You don't want
to live in the country because you sit on the
patio after a covering and that's all you think about.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You start thinking of your mortality.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because there's nothing else to think about out there, and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then you're like, why is that guy driving in my yard?
But apparently there's a mailbox near our property, and people
can't stop in the middle of the road, so they'll
pull into our yard to get their mail if they
live in this other subdivision.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So you don't have individual mailboxes you have, we.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do, but we have a big properly, we have a
spread of almost three acres, so I can see the
people across the way. I mean, should I put my
foot down? Hey guys, Hey, I don't want to be
a landowner or anything, but i'd appreciate not driving into
my property.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, that's kind of annoying. I mean, cheez, but dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
This is so bad. How can we not get the headphones?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm telling you it's so bad that there's no way
I can figure it out. You think, so it's usually
OX or ODD, and it's not that it's this thing
or this one. It's the same thing. We had that
one day and they had to come in here and
tear the ass out of it. I'm telling you, I
can look at this board. No, immediately, all of ours
are good. Boom program OX, this program OX. We can
(04:29):
randomly hear in those headphones. Yo, yo, yo yo, check out.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
There's nothing thought. I got excited for a minute. What
about the button on the other side of that green button.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah yeah, man, it's this one button right here. Oh
there yo yo, no, yeah yeah. Check check out my melody.
I want to live good ship, I say, dope.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Anyway, let's just get started, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
We can almost just do it without headphones because it's
kind of thrown me off.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
All right, I'll do with that headphones. Just do you
got to hit that?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, Ray without rubbers.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I mean it's a bad idea of going out with
going out with protection not in your pocket, you know
what I mean, Like we're going rubberless. This is this
is dangerous. This is how accidents happened, Like it can
never happen to me. But then you go out there.
Oh you know, what are the odds? Well, the odds
are pretty good if you try it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But here we go. Somebody jacked with this. Either it
was the dog whisper lady or Carolyn Hobby.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Like my old roommate. I can't believe that he well,
he ended up forrest. No, he ended up getting a
girl pregnant. But I mean he did. He was like
he'd get drunk and he wouldn't care, and I mean
weekend after weekend he would not use the glove and
(05:48):
then he's like, man, I'm just I don't know. Man,
I'm like, dude, you gotta stop. And then it caught him. Wow,
but he was dating her, the new girl that he did.
It was like a thing with my roommates. My roommate
in college, he got a girl pregnant and he told me,
(06:11):
I'm not you know, sometimes I use the method where you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just pull out real quick, pull and pray.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm much that's it. And I'm like, no, that doesn't work.
And so he got her pregnant.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That doesn't work, buddy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah. So then I had another roommate that I was
just talking about. He got a girl pregnant. And then
the next roommate moved in and he got a girl pregnant.
It was like three in a row.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, you guys need to learn a thing called a jimmy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
No, it's called abstinence.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, that too.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
All right, you're gonna hit it or what.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I don't know. I can't hear anything, but we got
to hit it, maybe too loud.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I can tell it's playing, all right, that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I can hear it in these headphones.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I know. We'll put those headphones on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, I do they suck they cut it and out.
You don't want a headphone that cuts in and out?
Or do I want to not.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Be able to hear a Right, let's go, let's just
hit it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Thank god, we didn't have a guest today.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
We're having guests on Monday, so they better figure this out.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh you're family, No, because that's usually all we book.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, I got I got two guests coming in and.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I've thought about it. Dude, on this YouTube. I'm just
gonna start having X scorn women in your life. Come
on the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hey, I'm impressed. I thought it was gonna be no views.
People actually walked, so I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold you over here.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, sorry, I stuck my Peter.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
In the headphone. Jack. What the you doing? Man? No wonder,
it's all screwed up. Sorry, guys with me and Abby
in a couple of views. Yeah, don't party in the studio.
Don't party in the studio. Lunch gets onto us for that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, it's just stupid. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I did it the other day. Awesome, Oh my god,
here here for thirty minutes. You know, it's the best
time ever.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's so dumb. I don't understand plays party.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right, We're gonna do it live, Arnold go over here.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yes about the buns.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We oh the one two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports sugging, even the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north. I'm
in alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We do have a white
picket fence, a house in the country. There's farmland, ranch land,
a lot of it. And I live so much in
the country that Justin won't even come and visit me anymore. Uh,
just getting into the show now. He told me, he said,
I'm not coming up there anymore. So now I have
(08:42):
to if we're gonna play golf, I have to go
to West nash Ah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So I did play golf yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Whoa music bed don't know if it's playing or not.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And I got a glimpse into what maybe our future is,
maybe you and Justin's future, But it was like, Wow,
this is the future of a friendship or relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That lasts so long, so this is a good story.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, I got paired up. Well, I show up. I
just walked up because I didn't know if I was
gonna be able to place. I just walked up. I'm like, hey,
any chance you can fit a single in. He's like, oh, man,
I got t Time's book the rest of the afternoon.
But uh, oh, Phil and Bill. I mean, if they
haven't gone yet, you can you can pair up with them.
And he goes out there Bill, Bill, Hey, this one's
gonna pair up with you. And I walk up and
(09:30):
they're like, oh, how's it going. Nice to meet you,
And I'm great, great to meet you. I'm celebrating my
dad's birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
But he's not here. Oh he's celebrating.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No I did. I was telling them.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Somebody a single told me they're celebrating a birthday. Loser.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
They're like, oh, is your dad gonna play with Like, no,
he lives in Texas, man, I'm just celebrating his birthday
by being outside and playing golf. Nice. And so these
two guys know each other, and Phil and Bill they're like,
I mean, chatting it up and they're nice friendly. About
the fourth hole, they start talking trash Root tell you.
It feels like Bill, there ain't no damn way you're
(10:08):
gonna make that shot. Ain't no way you're gonna make
that damn shot. Bill, and Bill trains it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Are they playing for skins or what? They're playing money?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
They're in a tournament and they play a couple of
times a week, and they play money games at different courses,
and they usually booked three tea times and they didn't
get in the three tea times, so they were on
their own and they just had to be honest about
their score.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Highly illegal though the betting.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, I understand. And Bill looks at me and goes,
you think Phil gets in my head when he tells
me I'm not gonna miss a shops. I mean, I
met him in eighty seven. I haven't listened to him
what he said since ninety two, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like, dude, it went back since eighties nineties. That's forty years, That's.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
What I'm saying. And I felt like, oh my god,
this is the future of what life is going to
be like if we are still doing this podcast in
thirty to forty years.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Playing at the local shitty muni.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And they were they were so funny the way they
would talk to each other. I mean, one would hit
a good shot and he'd be like, not that good.
He'd be like, you could have hit it farther, you know,
like they know nothing nice to each other, and it
was all in good fun.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But I banged your life.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, did you try and join in? No?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I had sex with Martha last night. No?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, Phil and Bill get a loup set. I don't
want I don't want to upset Phil and Bill.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
He's about to drive I banged your wife last night?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
What Bill gets out of the cart.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You feel the lines?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Bill grabs his wedges are knocking me out. I know
we didn't do any of that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Come here, you millennial mothercker. I got to just hit
you over the He set up a bit now.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Then Bill tells me, he goes. Bill's always like man,
he goes, Bill goes. Phil's always bragging about how many
fairways he hits. Oh I hit eight airways, he goes.
But you know what he done that. He doesn't brag
about how many green and regulations he hits. He goes.
He can say, oh I hit eight fairways. How many
girls you get too? Thank you great? So then we're
(12:17):
on the tenth t.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Are you playing money with them?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No? No, no, because they're in a pool. They're in
a like the tea times after us, there's like three
or four of them. Those are the guys that are
playing for money. So they keep scoring. Then they go
in the clubhouse and they dibby up their money.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And at some point we got to go to a
country club and pay ten grand a year because I mean,
you just going to a course and hoping for a
tea time. We don't have to deal with that if
we can afford it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Country Here's the problem with the country club. You fork
out ten twenty thirty thousand dollars to join. You never
get jets just to joining. Then you have to pay
per month.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know. Oh you do, yeah, but I feel
like they always get the tea times they want.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Well probably yeah, because you're paying fifty thousand dollars for
a tea time.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I went to this course one time with bones Bro.
There was no tea times. They just they said we'll
make sure you get on. You just show up and
they get you on.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh that's sort of like the local munion. When I
called them like hey, no, I'm like, hey, I got
a single. Can I get a tea time for one o'clock? Oh,
we don't put singles on the T sheet. You can
just come out and we'll try to get you in. Well,
why would you not put me on the T sheet
if I called and requested it. Now you are down
to three spots available for that tea time. It's that simple.
(13:29):
Not putting a single on the T sheet is stupid
because then I am forced to play Russian Roulette and
hope I'm gonna get out there and play when I
just show up at the course.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right, Well, and there should be twelve minute windows, and
sometimes they can kind of fudge those a little bit
and squeeze.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You in, right. But I'm saying to say, you don't
put a single on the T sheet. So if I
called the day before and I'm like, hey, I want
to play at one o'clock tomorrow, Sorry, we don't put
singles on the T sheet. Cool, Then I show up
to one o'clock they're like, oh, yeah, you're gonna to
wait till one forty five. Well, why I called yesterday
and said I want to get on him one?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's the unial.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I mean, it's so frustrating.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
What about your thing, though, you do you say you
have a friend and then you show up. He canceled
last second.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Man, I should do that more. I always say too,
And then oh man, he's not gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Okay, cool, you're we got be adjusted, got a little
hook up. A member passed and so we got his name.
Oh so we can use his name rest in peace? Man. No,
no he didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
He was.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
He just doesn't go anymore. Oh oh yeah, my bad.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But anyway, back to Phil and Bill Philling. Bill Bill,
Oh my gosh, so we're on We're on number ten right,
and I'm like, oh, so, how'd you guys meet. Phil
looks at me and goes, dorms eighty seven, Oh my, Vanderbilt, no,
tennessee the falls. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Did you get any inside information on the game tonight?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I did, not getting inside information, but they they are
big fans of the balls. Think they're going all the way.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That's inside information, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, but they did look at me and they said, yeah,
Phil goes. I came down the stairs and I saw
them over there playing ping pong and I was like,
I can whoop their ass at ping pong, and he said,
so I walked up to the table said I got next,
and I was like, really, so, how'd you do? Phil?
He goes. Oh, Bill was the best ping pong player.
He smoked me, he goes. But that's where it started,
(15:29):
at the ping pong table in the dorms.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You good at ping pong.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I used to play with my brother. He used to
beat me because he was older. But now I whoop
his ass. Really, yeah, you know, he's really good at
ping pong.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Gary, Oh, the grocery store guy. Yeah, what does he
do playing the aisles with uh no, they play over
the aisle He does cake batter mix, puts it up
and then gets a beer pong thing from Yeah, he's
really good. It's actually pretty competitive when it's me, Boomer,
Muffy and my mom. Okay, no no no, no, no no no Boomer, me,
(16:02):
my mom and Baser. That's really competitive.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It can't be that competitive.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It is because me and Boomer are about even and
my mom and Basel. We played double Yeah, we played it, okad,
it's awesome. We went forever at the condo.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That's fun. Yeah, that's a good time. Yeah. I mean Garrett,
I mean the drunken knights at his house. He has
a ping pong table in the garage, and he'd back
his old camaro out and set up the ping pong table,
played till three or four in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
We had a ping pong table at Metropolitan. Billy brought
it in yues. How many times we played our senior
year at.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
College two zero.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, we played a thousand games of beer pong, though, okay,
we never once played ping pong, so he got.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
His money's worth. We used to play ping pong when
we'd go visit my mom's parents, my grandma and grandpa
on my mom's side in Chicago. They had a ping
pong table in the basement.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Such an easy thing to have.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh my gosh. We would play for hours down there.
That was the only time we played. We never played
ping pong except when we went to go visit them.
And of course, my brother's two years older than me,
maybe two and a half years older than me. I
don't know exactly how you do the math, so he
was obviously better than me. So I'd sit down there
and play him, and he'd beat me up back. One
more game of play him again. He beat me up back.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Just one more, one more game, I connect four, Just
one more, just one more and we would play forever.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It was so freaking fun.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
This is gonna blow you, so get on your knees.
They now make little things that just attached to any
table for ping pong.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, you need a ping pong table, you need the
proper bounces.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Nah, you can just do a kitchen table. Did we
did in my grandma's place. It was me and Boomer
just smacking it over Christmas on her fine china table.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay, now that might be fun, so not legal regulation size.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It sucks when it goes to the end because they're rounded. Yeah,
and so it'll just fall off.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Uh So back to Phil and Bill. We're on the
course right five, and then they start talking about, oh, dude,
you know what we used to do. Four hours he
goes RBI baseball and they started breaking down which team
they would play with, and they started doing the sound
effect extrata maatic and I was like, this is exactly
what we did. But I was eight years old and
(18:07):
they were in college.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Did they think you were older?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No? They were just telling me like their life. I
was asking how they met and I got the lay
of the land.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Got it? I need to ask when I got paired
with an old guy. I didn't really ask him much
about his life. I need to ask the old generations.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You have to ask because such a sex life, like,
I don't ask that you're still thumping it. And one guy,
Phil was the project coordinator of a car wash like
he oversaw remodels. The company he worked for remodels car washes.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
And he can't do a country club.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, I don't think he's country trunk club type of guy. Right.
Not as lucrative as you'd think the car wash industry. Yeah,
I'm not sure, but it was. It was a blash.
Usually you get paired up with some weirdos.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Are they drinking a little bit?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yes, Ray two Miller high Lives.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
No, they weren't drinking. But they were super friendly and
they had closest to the pen contest in their group,
so they had the little marker they put on the
green even though it wasn't an official tournament. They measured
where their ball would land, write it down. It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Wait, but because they were part of the tournament though.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But it wasn't an official tournament with the course, they
brought their own little mark you know how you marked
the green for just them? Great and on seventeen they
were like, hey, man, maybe you want to play in
our tournament sometime. I'll get your number.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Thank you. Finally, some progression in the game of golf.
You can't just go there every time, play eighteen holes
by yourself and then go home to your family and.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I tell them I'm good man, what the I said?
Because here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Sorry, generational friendships.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I would have to be available at certain days, and
it's hard to know in advance if I can make
the tournament. Usually it's a last minute thing when I
want to go play golf. Right, So that was my
afternoon with Bill and Bill. That was great, dude. They
were fantastic.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You couldn't have got paired with a better dude. I
agree with you because usually it's the kid that's been
smoking dope and he's in summer break from Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was great Phil and Bill. If you're listening out there.
But I'll be honest. They didn't ask me one question
about me.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Sometimes that happens. You just got to roll with it.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, I would prefer it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What do you want to talk about? No, no, But
I'm saying, oh, let me talk about my job while
I'm not at my job. That's my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I didn't want to talk about my job. But it
was just interesting that we chatted about them and how
they met in the dorms.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
And I tell you, Billy Hey, Billy strict rule. Never
talked about work outside of work.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Bill was from Nashville, Okay, they were playing at the Nashville.
Phil was from Memphis.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
WHOA that may have been loud. Don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
After college, Phil was driving through Nashville to visit Bill,
and then he was headed back to Memphis.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Are they get I don't even mean that. No. I
mean they have spent a lot of time together.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
They were best friends. They met in the dorm.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Right, but you said they followed each other for thirty
years or no driving cities to see each other.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, he was leaving Knoxville. I guess it's you go
this way to get I don't know how you get
to Memphis from Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
If this is the way, it's the same road.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So they just drove. He drove through and he stopped
to visit Bill in Nashville, and he never left, never
went back to Memphis. He started bartending. He was like,
I'll do this for a little bit, and he said
he never bartended in his life, just studied a book
and made up that he worked at a bar in
Knoxville that went out of business. So he just wrote
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the name now because it was one of the popular bars.
And so it's like, oh, you worked with that bar.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You're hired smart as a reference name a place that
went bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's exactly what he said. He goes, they couldn't call.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's freaking awesome, dude, references I always give our boss Rod. Dude.
He's had the most random people call him. He's had
loan companies call him, he's had apartment places called him.
Who else he's supposed to give us a reference?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm like, hey, dude, someone you know Rod?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Heads up, dude, they maybe called you for this houseload, Dude,
I don't know who am I supposed to put, dude
for us.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Decided to be a little league coach because you know
I was going to coach T ball.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Right would you put me?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I don't know who I put And they were like,
I don't know if they even called him. And then
I had to take a cardiac training, concussion training, all
sorts of trainings, like dang, dude, it's like harder than
getting into college.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Dude, we're trying to do jobs in college. We reference
our buddies and so your boy would get in the
other room answer it. Oh, yes, yes, he's very studious.
He's always always want the first one to get up
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Very very He's great at cleaning the beer cans. I
mean he he is. I mean his resume is spotless.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
They're like, how do you know when he gets up
in them, like you dumbass, you're supple to sack like
you're a boss.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break and I
guess we'll talk to March Madness. I mean she's I'm
so last night was fun. We'll be right back, dude.
Yukon and I.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Saw one of the games, which one the Clemson. I
bet the first half and then went to bed.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What a game. I mean, I don't know who Clemson is,
I exactly, I don't know who they are, Taboo Sweeney.
I just know that my mom has Clemson.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
In lead eight because they're Catholic.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
No, she just is against Arizona. I don't know what
she has against Arizona, but she was like, no, Arizona no,
and so she has Clemson. My wife has Alabama and
Illinois a lead eight. She This is how stupid it is.
These people have not watched one minute, maybe ten minutes
of college basketball. My wife, my mom has not watched
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college BASKETBA in three years. Let's go to the bracket standings.
Ray Kristin, Justin's sister, first place, third place, second place, Gina, Buddy's.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Girlfriend also pronounced Jina.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Doesn't watch basketball. Third place, My wife doesn't watch basketball.
Fifth place, Granny doesn't watch basketball.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What are you? Ray filled the blank with some twenty
third man, you got a big family out.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Of twenty five? No, it's family and friends, man. But
I have Houston winning it all. I have Tennessee in
the final four, so I can make up some points,
but I don't know if I'm gonna make up enough.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, the women are gonna win. I did win my
family when last year though we were in uh, we
were in the mountains, and I want it. But we
tried to do it again this year. If mom and
dad didn't sign up, Boomer did, me and Bazers there's
three of us. Marie didn't even sign up.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Sounds oh, it sounds like Justin's.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Pool, Justin you, me and Justin Awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Dude, I haven't even checked it. Am I winning?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I don't know, dude, I don't I don't even paid.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I paid.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I don't even know how to click on the app.
I don't even know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So anyway, some good games last night, dude.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I woke up to it. I was shocked. North Carolina loss.
I gotta be real because I just told Boss the
other day. I said, it's either gonna be North Carolina
or Hughes.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Literally yesterday, you were like, it's gonna be North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Houston said, maybe we bet Yukon, and then you said
they can't win two years in a row. We've narrowed
it down to three teams, but not anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Here we go, you narrow. I didn't have anything to
do with this North Carolina pick.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I liked North Carolina because what I saw from them
in Michigan State.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
The game was fantastic. It was entertaining, up and down,
close the whole time. Close, I mean North Carolina got
up by eight at halftime and then they came out
ice cold.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
In the second half, missed. I felt like they missed
their first twenty shots. It was just brick, brick, brick,
and at some point Brick.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
As a coach, do you just go in the locker
room and do they just sit there and they're you know,
whacking it like maybe they do some run, some drip,
maybe you run. You gotta steal into it. Did you
not see that clip or what was it? Lebron Kobe
Gary Payton, Chris Paul said to a bench player, hey, man,
before you get in the game, dude running the sideline,
he said, as a bench player, that's the downside. You
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don't have time to warm up. So maybe these guys
are just going in at halftime and they're just what
are they doing it? Taking a shower seven minutes in heaven?
I mean, dude, you gotta start doing something to do,
push ups, brained exercises, scrabble, uh something, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Entertaining game and then the Arizona Clemson game. Entertaining Arizona
Clemson I watched. I ended up watching a lot of
that one Arizona Clemson first half money line plus one
eighty money Ah, easiest, But whenever you're a better at
an easy bed happens.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Bro. I'm in the garage. I had the little iPad going.
I'm still working on the golf bag holder. It's okay, five,
So I got putting together the half bilt.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
He is baser back yet.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No, she'll it will be back in the day. Okay,
so it's almost there. I need to get a belt
before she gets here. Honestly, it's gonna be a joke.
She did hit me and she goes, it's looking really beautiful.
But that's her saying my dad would have put it
together today.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Uh yeah. And Arizona, I mean they went like four
of thirty from three. That's pretty bad. You need to
be about forty percent is good for a hey man.
At some point, maybe go to the hoop like I do.
We just gonna keep going, just gonna keep shooting them.
And I had this deep thought last night, maybe oh
deep thought. I like, yeah, maybe you don't.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Have deep thoughts when you watch the Deep Throat. Some
of these guys just do this. Cute man, it's all
cute in between the legs, behind the back, it's cute.
You're working it around. Remember the objective in UFC is
to punch the guy out. You're not trying to dance
around the objective in basketball is to put the basketball
into the hoop, not dance around. What if these guys
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just every time just drove right to the basket. Remember
you're supposed to put the ball in the hoop. Who
says you gotta take jump shots? What if every time
you just said, this ball is getting next to the hoop.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
What if you did that, you put the pressure on
the defense. I feel like, cause them to foul, foul, foul,
because they call fouls on everything. So if you drive
to the hoop enough, you're gonna get people in foul trouble.
But now we set over these step back two people
on us threes. I mean it was brick City by Arizona,
but entertaining game.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And as a coach, I mean, if you see a
low quality shot and they make it, I mean they're
pissed at that have to be because yeah, even though
they made it, you're like, what the was that dude?
And what were hill? You know, fading away? You want
to go it straight up? Sure, don't pass up an
open shot, but dude, some of these guys shots they're taking.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Oh in the game.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
R J.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I think his name's r J. Davis, the point guard
for North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I gotta give us credit. We haven't learned a player's
name all year.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
They didn't. I mean, he just drove the ball, threw
up some circus ash shot. How about move the ball around,
come off some screens instead of trying to go one
on one, move the ball, people, move, run your offense.
Don't just try to clear out and you try to
take someone on and throw some willy neely whoa like looping?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
So bad bad shots. Alabama guard was Finn to cook.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh Sears, it's so good, Hey cooks Sears.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
And then the guy for Houston is Snead.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Sneid from Manor, Texas. Shout out.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm starting to think this Houston team.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Now I'm interested. I cannot wait to watch Illinois versus Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
You love, you have some dear horny for Illinois. Dude,
Terrence Sham Sham God is awesome. He is athletic, he
can shoot, gets to the hoop. He ain't scared to
play some defense. I'm telling you. They said that they
are the two most efficient offenses in the n C
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Double A or two highest scoring teams in the NC
Double A. So that's gonna be great because they're gonna
be up and down that court. It's gonna be fantastic
to watch. But I just want someone to be competitive
with Yukon.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
They're amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, and they're odds right now. They're basically even money.
Vegas already says whatever, there's twelve teams left, Yukon's a favorite,
and they have to win three more games even money.
I mean, it's not even worth it. That's not a
future right now, because we're in the future. So you
should have bet Yukon in the beginning of the season
eight times your money. Now it's same double, I mean double.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I mean, but it was fun, it's fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I mean they had Spencer guy is a bigger part
of their offense.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh well, I ain't tell you the big white guy cling, clunging, cleansed.
He was missing every when someone bets Yukon minus six
first half and this dude misses six layups in the
first half and it's uh, a six point game with
a minute to go, and stupid whoever they're playing San
(30:56):
Diego State has the ball. Yes, I was very upset
with cleaning, and.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You realize that's a lot different than a guy missing
a three pointer and a guy missing a bunny.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
And when he's seven foot two, all he just do
is just like I mean, he missed over, right over,
and I mean it was like, oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
So the comparison one, well, a big dude missing a
bunny where he's two feet from the basket would be
a guard shooting a three and not only bricking it
but almost hitting.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The top of the backboard. No, it's like you missing
the trash can when you're standing next to it. Yes,
that's what it is. I mean he's standing right there,
there's no one that can reach him, and he bet
blah blah. Oh my god, dude, I got so many
offensive rebounds and they couldn't do it. But then with
about twenty seconds left to go in the first half,
the dude drained the three covers that first first half.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Mineus six for the uh who you were betting first half?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, Yukon.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Wow, that's not like you about a first half.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
No, no, no, I just Yukon's really good, okay if you
look at every game.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
But then they ended up blowing the game. Well, I
mean you're like Bob Menry. He bets a five inning
baseball game where he picked the right team but they
lost the first five, but they won the whole game.
And I go, Bob when he came in here, I go, dude,
why do you bet just five inning? He goes, I
have a d D.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I can't watch the whole I just I thought, man, okay,
what if they get out early and then they just chill?
They just chill. But they didn't chill.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
But these teams were cold though. I saw it in
the Clemson Arizona game. It was brick city for about
four minutes starting that game off nerves, Man, Arizona, Well
they're out now, but they were so cold. That's when
basket basketball is a weird beast because baseball typically, if
you have a fastball, you have a fastball. Football you
have a fast receiver, you have a fast receiver. Basketball,
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if you have a cold hand, you ain't winning the game.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You can go cold one game, that's it, and it's contageous.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
A whole team, team or another.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Team gets hot. One guy. One guy just gets hot,
and it's like, well, and it's.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
E exacerbated now because the teams don't play defense.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Okay, big word, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's amplified now without defense, Dude, if a team's hot,
they'll win by thirty. And we see that in the
NBA every night, and I can't wait. And then also,
somebody came out in the media and said, yeah, they
don't play defense nowadays they do. Was it Kobe or Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I don't think it was Kobe. Man, I'm just gonna
go out on a limb and I'm gonna say it
wasn't Kobe.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Somebody said they don't play defense anymore. Maybe Kevin Durant
or Kevin Garnett. Maybe maybe I'm bad with the facts,
but dude, that's so right. And then next thing you know,
teams are playing defense. The Warriors and Magic were under
one hundred the other night. It was like one hundred
and one to ninety nine. I'm like, that's a back
in the day.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Score, Huh. I wonder how why I went backwards.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Because somebody came out in the media and said, these
guys don't play defense.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Let's check out. I'm gonna check out what time the
games are on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Well, tonight the balls play. I think at midnight. I
can honestly say, I don't even know if I'll be
awake from my team's game. Really, yeah, it just throws
off my whole weekend. Dude, I'm programmed to go to
bed eight nine o'clock. I'm getting exhausted. Laura Beazer always
she'll go did you not take an app today? Yeah,
you're right, every weekend.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I got a problem.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
That's a dirty underbelly of this job.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yukon Illinois play at five o'clock on Saturday close.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
You need to take another break.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I'm not gonna be able to watch the game. Oh
my gosh, we'll be right back. I forgot another birthday party. No,
there's a birthday party Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
The Rising of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
No, this is Saturday. I forgot. The National SC game
is on Saturday night and they don't play till seven thirty.
But my wife thought it'd be a good idea to
get a babysitter and for us to go with another couple.
And she told the other couple, Hey, maybe we should
go to dinner beforehand. So we're going to dinner at
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five thirty. That's fun though, Uh, Illinois Yukon is playing.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Right, But also, dude, you can watch on your phone
YouTube TV on my phone.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Bro, you think I'm gonna be sitting at the dinner
to day at the table just going. What's your name? Uh, Jeremy, Oh, hi,
Jeremy right cool? Oh, I don't know if Jeremy White
like sports.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Hey, you need to check ahead of time at the
restaurant has TVs because it has been bad luck for me.
I go to put whack or put shack.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
In Nashville, they don't have TVs.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
They have TVs, but it's programmed to some kid. It's
like anime.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I couldn't watch games the entire day I was at
that thing. We were on hold twelve. Dude. I was
racing the whole eighteen yup. Pick up your ball, let's go,
good shot, baser.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh that's a gimme tend feed out. Hey, it's in
the military way. That's a bar man. And that's another
I will say. The one thing I don't like about
getting paired up with strangers is like, let's say you
get it within five feet, they just hit it back
to you like, oh it's good. I'm like no, no, no.
I like to put every ball into the hole because
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I only get to do it eighteen times that I
paid my money for. Why would I just do all
that work and then not finish what I started. That's
like you know, getting a girl ready and then I'm
walking away.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Right, That makes him wanting more and I'm like, no,
I want to put the ball in the hole. Yeah,
we understand that because I went to grab your ball
with my putter and throw it up to you goes no, no, no, Ray,
put it back. Okay, take your putt.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
And here's an emails up the game President Morgan with
some absolutely brutal takes keep the behind the scenes more
lifestyle less sports Gabriel Thomas.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, that's why we shouldn't have talked to basketball and I, well,
we had to.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
What is that noise?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's our email? What you do?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I can't, dude, I can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh, I can't.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Sorry, I'm like I couldn't tell what the noise was.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Dude, Gee, ta get the hear of these sidehead buds.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I'm like, what is that? Here's Arnold Bailey?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Wait is this Arnold? That's the Arnold? Are you coach?
Have you been drinking? No? You're like, reaction times are delayed.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Sorry dude, that I should write it is? It feels
weird you Actually we're not even doing the podcast. It's
hard for me when I'm on this.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Hey, at our final break. We're not gonna talk.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Shut up. Hey, here's an email from Ryan. That was
the end the email. He didn't write anything, There was
nobody nobody. It just says from Ryan Ryan mca at
blank dot com just wrote name Ryan cool for the email.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Man, I'm probably gonna get let go one of these days.
I never do a body. I'll email Steve Rod. I'll
email him just a subject. I type the whole message
in this on the subject Dude, How rude is that?
I do it to everybody.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'm gonna be honest. When I had to write a
real email your life do it? My do it? Because
I have no idea how to email. I'm not etiquette wise.
I've never had a real job where you had to
like write real emails, right, So I have no idea
what I'm doing. So I just tell my wife, Hey,
this is what I'm trying to say, Like, kinda can
you write that in that terms? Because I I'm always
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very just blunt to the point like that doesn't sound good.
She's like, no, no, you got to be like, oh,
I appreciate it, you know what I mean that that's
a good idea. But I was thinking more something like this.
I'm like, oh, I'd have just said that's not good.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
And let's be real. Every cubicle job where the people
are grade at emails, guys, they have time, they have
twenty minutes to craft an email. I'm sure you and
me could do a nice paragraph email to a bar. Hey,
we'd love to have the convention at your bar if
we had twenty minutes in a cubicle. But we don't
have cubicles here. Here, it's fast, frenzied, get your ass in,
get out. Oh, have a great day, see them Monday.
(38:51):
That's what it is. It's a completely different workspace.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah. Okay, and now I got another email. Yo, coachers,
I'm at the bar right now. I know I got
canceled from the pod. Just wanted to update you guys.
Right now I'm sitting next to Trucker and he's a
g also pissed off the Swifties won the Super Bowl.
Sorry Batter's Box. Hopefully swift goes for Otani for baseball
season so football can go back to regular people of
(39:17):
the world. Thanks, guys, Keep it real. Marco from the Bronx.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, we need to pick that home run leader. Otani's
nine times your money.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh man, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Judge is a favorite. He didn't get any day one, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Trout Hey, trout, let me tell you, trout first hit, boom,
home run. That is what you get for sticking by
your guy and.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Guys, if you're trying to find beat the streak, apparently
it's not the play aff anymore. You just have to
download the MLB app and then that's where you try
and find it. You pick a hitter every day, you
get fifty seven in a row, you win five point
six million.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
You're never gonna get it, but good luck.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
And I I've gotten in the thirties before.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Great, I've gotten it to four before.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Right, But imagine being in the thirties dude, and you're
if you picked to a day, I'm ten days away
from five point six million. Yeah, I mean you don't
understand that, dude.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
That's what you know. What I understand. I do understand.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
But it's a pretty attainable thing in my eyes, with
my math and the numbers that I run, where I
can pick a hitter every day.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yes, it's you think in your mind it is. That's
why it's never been done. That's why this thing has
been going for how many years and there's never been
a single winner.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
But there hasn't There's been people in the fifties, and
I think they went in a dark place after they
lost it. Hell yes, but I'll never forget. You'll never
forget the times. Boomer is in Chicago and he goes
hunt the way I'm gonna pick Tim Anderson, Me and
Boomer were at maybe sixteen. Tim Anderson goes over six
and he saw it in person. Hey, you'll never forget
those moments? Will you a first half bet? You forget
(40:46):
that crowd? I'm telling you beat the streak is more
meaningful than any of the betting we're doing, any of it,
because it's something about a streak there is. That's why
it's the specialist thing there is. That's why you the
Oakland A's the one year they got seventeen in rows.
Special When you go on a streak, there's nothing like it.
And that's why it's a beautiful game.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I mean, mo and Tampa's on a streak. He went
to the Rays game. He hadn't missed an opener in
how many days? How many years? Twelve years he's been
Opening day at Tampa Bay and they lost way to.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Go, mo job mo. I'll never forget my two streaks betting.
I won fourteen in a row and I lost it
on I got greedy and I did a second half.
Oh Lebron James will come back, and they lost. So
I got fourteen bets in a row and then one
time I got twenty three in a row. A lot
of it was tennis twenty.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
How the hell do you bet TenneT? You just bet
the favorite? Or how does I don't know anything. I've
never bet at tennis match, so I don't know. Do
you bet who's gonna win? Do you bet who's gonna
win the set? You can bet over under games, okay,
so you can say it's gonna be over like over
seven games, so i'd be over six to one, right,
someone's gonna win a point.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Right, Well, you would be for the whole set, so
it's it would be twenty one. So if you get
two sets ago seven six seven six, it doesn't even
matter if the other wins us at oh, stuff like that.
You can bet games, but if you pick a favorite,
I mean, don't do that. One year pick Serena was
on the golf course with brother Serena. I bet three
thousand dollars on Serena. All she had to do was win,
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and I was trying to win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
No no, no, no, no no, bro, no no, no,
no no.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I'm on the golf Oh no, no no.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
You bet three thousand dollars to win one hundred.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, and brother, we're on the golf course. And I
didn't back then. I didn't have a good bag, so
I didn't take my phone on the course. And I said, hey, brother,
pull up Serena. I want to see that score, thinking
it's a lock. And he goes, Brother, a girl named
Pocket is winning seven six, and she just won the
next one seven six. I'm like, what you're telling me?
Serena lost, Bro, I'm on the course gutted. I had
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brother check his phone. I go, brother, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Right?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Like, do you have Wi Fi properly on your phone?
That can't be right that you're telling me. Serena just
played right now and she just lost.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So you tell me you you bet a three thousand
dollars to win a one hundred dollars bet.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, we can probably track it down. It was in
two thousand and six or two thousand and seven. Serena
Williams upset. It was in two thousand and six teen
or twenty seventeen, loses to I don't remember the girl's name.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's you're never able to find it to pocket. No,
I made that up. You're not able to find it?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
What what? What?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
What tournament was it? Do you know that there's no
telling loses the pack out? No?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I made that up.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
But back in the day when she didn't lose Serena,
I mean, you tell me to look it up, then
you tell me I'm not gonna be able to look
it up. We need a production loses team when minus
three thousand favorites.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I'm just trying to that would actually maybe pull it up.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Roberta Vincia probably September eleventh, twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
No, it wasn't twenty fifteen, Oh my god, because we no,
it could have been. It could have been because I
was with Baser. I don't know. Oh my gosh, that
could have been it.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I don't know, but yes, we do have a birthday
party tomorrow. I will tell you that it's a kid
in the neighborhood and we got invited and my kids
have never played with this kid, so I don't know
how we're on the invite list. My wife knows his
wife or knows the mom, I guess not his wife.
And they've never said, hey, you guys, we should get
(44:33):
together and have a play day. We should guys hang
out and the kids play. Just hey, my kid is
turning five. You want to come to his birthday party? Cool?
So we'll be there.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Interesting the parents roll over too, It makes sense at
that age. Yes, it's a parent's affair.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I think at about six or seven is when you
start just dropping off and leaving. Bro.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Baser's been going to these neighbor things, but it's been
all women. So I'm like god because it was a
chance that husbands were going to be invited.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
No, that's how you get you to meet friends in
the country. Do that way. You don't have to sit
there and think about your mortality by yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Bro, I'll meet them. I'll meet them in time. But
she went to she's kneled on too, like two teas
and the last one she goes, hey, I think the
husbands are coming. Then last second she goes, oh, it's
just ladies. I'm like, thank god, Oh, thank god, I
got the A gender is male not coming. I will
tell you my wife look at here, I'll pull my
pants down. Not a female not coming.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
She got me good two and a half years ago.
She said, Hey, Ray, was it the bedroom? We're having
some We're having a meet up at the playground tomorrow
with our oldest son's class, and we're gonna bring donuts
and it's gonna be a whole thing. I'm like, all right, cool.
So we get up nine am, drive to the park,
get the have the donuts, get out there.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Go to Duncan's Donuts anymore, said you worked at Duncans.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
I said, I didn't eat donuts for a long time.
I said, I didn't eat donuts for a long time.
She said it on the bags. I said, I didn't
eat them for a long time. And we get there.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
It is me, my wife and five other moms. Oh
do you see dad wasn't supposed to come?
Speaker 2 (46:06):
My mom was. My wife was like, oh, I thought
dads were coming to my fault. I was like, okay,
it's just awkward.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Hey, how's it going, Victoria?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, They're all like, why did you bring your husband?
This is supposed to be girl time?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
What are your work hangars? I mean ours?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
All right, let's get out of here. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They don't do that meet up at my park back
on the west side because under the bridge people.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh no, I understand that ray in my part of town.
It's a nice parks Arnold. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Uh, I'm gonna use rubbers.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, and we out of here. I don't know. That
was a bad pod.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
It was a bad pod, but you know what, those
usually the best ones.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
And thanks to what I still can't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Thanks to everybody who watched any truckers. No, I've hit
it too many times.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
What about Farmers.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Guys? If you watch the YouTube video, thank you was
our biggest one. And yeah, we got five thousand views
in one night. I woke up and just about ship myself. Okay,
because that's a lot, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, we all the sore losers at gmail dot com
have a good weekend. I told, uh, Tennessee minus three tonight,
let's go. Thanks Creton, that's your bet.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Thank you, Even though Kevin and the Hall said Creighton's
gonna win it all and I said, what are you
talking about? They're the team least likely.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Did you tell him you want to bet?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
No bet him instead of betting website. Yea different odds.
That's called that's called doing what Otani's interpreter did. Dude, okay,
that like, hold on, what was I damn gonna say?
I don't know betting baser oh? I told Boomer, I said, hey,
at the resort, will you go on into the resort
room where they have like a business center. I said,
go on to every computer and look at the YouTube video.
(47:47):
So maybe that's how we got the views.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Maybe show hey, there is no way. There is no
way he wasn't betting, but major in the.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Video that's been coming out, Yeah, the baseball, it looks
like he's betting on baseball of whether it's gonna land
on the step or now.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
There is no way he was not part of the
betting because well, the thing that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Make damn sense is that his name was on it
the wire transfer of five million dollars and he didn't
know about it. He said he was robbed. There's no
way in today's world you can transfer I dude, you
know how many steps we had to transfer five thousand dollars.
Why would you interpret I had to go to the
damn office and show them my blood type. My father
in law's there saying, here's my ID, here's my wife's
(48:26):
i D, here's Baezer's i D, here's my ID. Bro,
there's no way five million dollars can get stolen and
wire transferred without show hey knowing, that's what's the lie,
and we'll come right back.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Good tease, ray, Wow, No, there's no way. And how
does the interpreter have access to his account? Plus, there
is no way a bookie is saying, hey, man, you
know what, I'm gonna need proof of employment because there's
no way they're just gonna give you a four million
(48:59):
or five million dollar marker marker an illegal bookie.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Guys, guys casinos don't give you a million they make
And there's a bookie in town that gives you a
five million dollar marker.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
There's no shot unless you can prove that you have
the backing of something.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Right. Well, and there the guy, the local guy, will
if Otani's connected. He's giving Joe a five million dollar marker.
Makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Let me tell you how deep.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Because Dana White talks about all the time he gets
a million dollar marker.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Let me tell you how deep.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
There's some casinos he can't go to because he can't
get a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
The Major League Baseball investigation MLB investigation is gonna be
this ah interpreter said, it was all him cool and
of an investigation. You know why, because is the biggest
in baseball and he is too much money. So there
is gonna be no resolution. There's gonna they're gonna find
no show, show hey, nothing. He is going to be
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clear and free to go play baseball for the Dodgers
and bring in all that money. The investigation is going
to last all of two seconds. It's already over. He
was definitely involved.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
It just seems so fishy, but maybe I'm maybe the
guy had access to his account and that's what he
showed the book. You're like, look, this is all my money.
And the guy was like, okay, cool, but it seems
so fishy, seems so weird.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
But also show hey, say you have a money guy, Yeah,
you give him access to your account that has your
new contract of eighty five million, right, I mean, don't
you give them access to your side account like people
that have money people. I don't have a money person.
You actually give him, like Vaser has a Baser has
like a side account. No, we got married.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
No, you can't have it, right, and then say you account,
who gives this?
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
You just give your money to someone?
Speaker 1 (50:53):
And Baser has a SAT We have a savings account.
I mean there's no way you give somebody access to
your main account, right, Like the dude logs in and
it says eighty five million. No, there's no way, right, No, No,
it's a side account that your business person pays for
stuff with. Yeah, yeah, there's no way there's five million
in that side account. But uh, there's still the other
(51:14):
investigation the Feds. I mean, it's illegal to bet in California.
If show the interpreter is gonna go to jail and Otani,
if he's at all connected, he could face jail time.
Because you can't bet with a bookie, especially those large
amounts of money. That's what gets you jail time.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, I mean I just can't.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
They're not worried about Marco uh in San Diego betting
two hundred dollars on the Padres game this afternoon. They
don't care about that. No, they care about the big
a five million dollar ring of where you're betting and
you have a Marker and a bookie.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Have a good weekend. I don't know if we already buzz,
we'll do it again.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
It would be a good weekend. A lot of baseball.
Boomer and Maria, Muff and Baser and all them. We're
hanging out all Saturday. Hopefully were able to watch some
games together. Maybe take them to the golf course.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
I kind of want to do a YouTube video of
me and Boomer. You have to, but I gotta find
a hoop. What do I do? Go on a kids playground?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Why would you not at an elementary school?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, that's fine. It's school's out, dude, it ain't a
big deal, right, Get on.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
The ground, put you in your basketball on the ground.
Get on your knees. Boomer, he's in high school. Get
on the ground.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
No, you're allowed to go.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
That's illegal, isn't it. You can't just go on a
kid's playground. Yes, you're telling me I could go to
your meet up playground without a kid.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Yes, if you're playing basketball, that's what the basketball court
is for.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Is that not a good YouTube? I had Baser film
at me and Boomer played a five.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, I think that's a great video. Have her be
the ref too, Yeah, all right, Eh, that's so bad.
Unbelievable. I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I can't hear anything either.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's awesome. Okay, dude, I can't. You can't make this up.
Morgan tells us you can't talk about headphones and microphones
for the first time. It's literally gonna take ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
About now what in the world but people, but people
don't like this. I heard that, but I heard it
through the board. I heard it through those headphones.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Dude, this is literally gonna take ten minutes. So you
can't make this stuff up. No, so maybe we should
stop the pod stop it. No, we shouldn't, absolutely not.
This is I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh on, this is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I mean, somebody comes in here and hits some button yo,
yo check check.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No. No, I mean there's no way this happens in
Yukon's locker room. I bet you everything works in their
locker room. Headphones, yeah, I mean while we're on it,
and we might as well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I mean, just we should just go without headphone.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, no, because I got to hear the clips.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But uh, you don't have to hear them. I can
just see them.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, but I don't know when they're going.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I've listened to other podcasts, not going to name their names.
I don't want to give them free pub call her daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, it wasn't that one. Well, it's still you still
gave the props and credit, and.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Other podcasts give us pop props and.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Not a single other podcast mentions us. But Four Things
with Amy Brown? Do you think she gives us shout outs?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Hey, they've done it where they do it blind and
they'll not be recording and they'll do a whole episode
and have to do it again.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh I know someone like that Four Things with Amy.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Brown, But that wasn't the one I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh. I mean, I don't care if we don't have headphones.
I guess we don't have.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Tell you it's so jacked up. At least it's recording
in but I can't hear it. But it does play
in these headphones.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Try it again, truckers, put those headphones on TV here
you can hear all right, I will say that, Uh,
yesterday was my dad's birthday. Happy birthday to my dad.
(02:29):
Facetimed him with the kids celebrated so saying happy birthday
twice to them, and we rambled on and on for
about an hour, talking to him and Granny and uh,
it was like, you know what birthday it is? You
know which birthday it is? And I'm like, what birthday, Dad?
And he's like, you know, old I am, it's the
best birthday ever. I'm like, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're talking like you're drunk, though. Is he drunk?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No? But do you know what birthday he is? By
just going there you go? He was really excited about that,
and I was like, Okay, We're done talking about that.
This is awkward.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You think you'll make it to sixty nine? I hope, Ray,
That's why I'm eating healthy. Well, I mean, I don't
like thinking about that crap, so let's hope Ray, that's
rather morbid.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, it's not morbid.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's your mortality, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I understand. That's why I don't like thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's why you don't want to sit. You don't want
to live in the country because you sit on the
patio after a covering and that's all you think about.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You start thinking of your mortality.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because there's nothing else to think about out there, and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then you're like, why is that guy driving in my yard?
But apparently there's a mailbox near our property, and people
can't stop in the middle of the road, so they'll
pull into our yard to get their mail if they
live in this other subdivision.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So you don't have individual mailboxes you have, we.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do, but we have a big properly, we have a
spread of almost three acres, so I can see the
people across the way. I mean, should I put my
foot down? Hey guys, Hey, I don't want to be
a landowner or anything, but i'd appreciate not driving into
my property.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, that's kind of annoying. I mean, cheez, but dude.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
This is so bad. How can we not get the headphones?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm telling you it's so bad that there's no way
I can figure it out. You think, so it's usually
OX or ODD, and it's not that it's this thing
or this one. It's the same thing. We had that
one day and they had to come in here and
tear the ass out of it. I'm telling you, I
can look at this board. No, immediately, all of ours
are good. Boom program OX, this program OX. We can
(04:29):
randomly hear in those headphones. Yo, yo, yo yo, check out.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
There's nothing thought. I got excited for a minute. What
about the button on the other side of that green button.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah yeah, man, it's this one button right here. Oh
there yo yo, no, yeah yeah. Check check out my melody.
I want to live good ship, I say, dope.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Anyway, let's just get started, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
We can almost just do it without headphones because it's
kind of thrown me off.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
All right, I'll do with that headphones. Just do you
got to hit that?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, Ray without rubbers.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I mean it's a bad idea of going out with
going out with protection not in your pocket, you know
what I mean, Like we're going rubberless. This is this
is dangerous. This is how accidents happened, Like it can
never happen to me. But then you go out there.
Oh you know, what are the odds? Well, the odds
are pretty good if you try it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But here we go. Somebody jacked with this. Either it
was the dog whisper lady or Carolyn Hobby.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Like my old roommate. I can't believe that he well,
he ended up forrest. No, he ended up getting a
girl pregnant. But I mean he did. He was like
he'd get drunk and he wouldn't care, and I mean
weekend after weekend he would not use the glove and
(05:48):
then he's like, man, I'm just I don't know. Man,
I'm like, dude, you gotta stop. And then it caught him. Wow,
but he was dating her, the new girl that he did.
It was like a thing with my roommates. My roommate
in college, he got a girl pregnant and he told me,
(06:11):
I'm not you know, sometimes I use the method where you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Just pull out real quick, pull and pray.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm much that's it. And I'm like, no, that doesn't work.
And so he got her pregnant.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That doesn't work, buddy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah. So then I had another roommate that I was
just talking about. He got a girl pregnant. And then
the next roommate moved in and he got a girl pregnant.
It was like three in a row.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, you guys need to learn a thing called a jimmy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
No, it's called abstinence.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, that too.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
All right, you're gonna hit it or what.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I don't know. I can't hear anything, but we got
to hit it, maybe too loud.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I can tell it's playing, all right, that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I can hear it in these headphones.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I know. We'll put those headphones on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, I do they suck they cut it and out.
You don't want a headphone that cuts in and out?
Or do I want to not.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Be able to hear a Right, let's go, let's just
hit it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Thank god, we didn't have a guest today.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
We're having guests on Monday, so they better figure this out.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh you're family, No, because that's usually all we book.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, I got I got two guests coming in and.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I've thought about it. Dude, on this YouTube. I'm just
gonna start having X scorn women in your life. Come
on the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hey, I'm impressed. I thought it was gonna be no views.
People actually walked, so I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold you over here.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, sorry, I stuck my Peter.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
In the headphone. Jack. What the you doing? Man? No wonder,
it's all screwed up. Sorry, guys with me and Abby
in a couple of views. Yeah, don't party in the studio.
Don't party in the studio. Lunch gets onto us for that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, it's just stupid. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I did it the other day. Awesome, Oh my god,
here here for thirty minutes. You know, it's the best
time ever.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's so dumb. I don't understand plays party.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right, We're gonna do it live, Arnold go over here.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yes about the buns.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We oh the one two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports sugging, even the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north. I'm
in alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We do have a white
picket fence, a house in the country. There's farmland, ranch land,
a lot of it. And I live so much in
the country that Justin won't even come and visit me anymore. Uh,
just getting into the show now. He told me, he said,
I'm not coming up there anymore. So now I have
(08:42):
to if we're gonna play golf, I have to go
to West nash Ah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So I did play golf yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Whoa music bed don't know if it's playing or not.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And I got a glimpse into what maybe our future is,
maybe you and Justin's future, But it was like, Wow,
this is the future of a friendship or relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That lasts so long, so this is a good story.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, I got paired up. Well, I show up. I
just walked up because I didn't know if I was
gonna be able to place. I just walked up. I'm like, hey,
any chance you can fit a single in. He's like, oh, man,
I got t Time's book the rest of the afternoon.
But uh, oh, Phil and Bill. I mean, if they
haven't gone yet, you can you can pair up with them.
And he goes out there Bill, Bill, Hey, this one's
gonna pair up with you. And I walk up and
(09:30):
they're like, oh, how's it going. Nice to meet you,
And I'm great, great to meet you. I'm celebrating my
dad's birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
But he's not here. Oh he's celebrating.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No I did. I was telling them.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Somebody a single told me they're celebrating a birthday. Loser.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
They're like, oh, is your dad gonna play with Like, no,
he lives in Texas, man, I'm just celebrating his birthday
by being outside and playing golf. Nice. And so these
two guys know each other, and Phil and Bill they're like,
I mean, chatting it up and they're nice friendly. About
the fourth hole, they start talking trash Root tell you.
It feels like Bill, there ain't no damn way you're
(10:08):
gonna make that shot. Ain't no way you're gonna make
that damn shot. Bill, and Bill trains it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Are they playing for skins or what? They're playing money?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
They're in a tournament and they play a couple of
times a week, and they play money games at different courses,
and they usually booked three tea times and they didn't
get in the three tea times, so they were on
their own and they just had to be honest about
their score.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Highly illegal though the betting.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, I understand. And Bill looks at me and goes,
you think Phil gets in my head when he tells
me I'm not gonna miss a shops. I mean, I
met him in eighty seven. I haven't listened to him
what he said since ninety two, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like, dude, it went back since eighties nineties. That's forty years, That's.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
What I'm saying. And I felt like, oh my god,
this is the future of what life is going to
be like if we are still doing this podcast in
thirty to forty years.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Playing at the local shitty muni.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And they were they were so funny the way they
would talk to each other. I mean, one would hit
a good shot and he'd be like, not that good.
He'd be like, you could have hit it farther, you know,
like they know nothing nice to each other, and it
was all in good fun.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But I banged your life.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, did you try and join in? No?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I had sex with Martha last night. No?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, Phil and Bill get a loup set. I don't
want I don't want to upset Phil and Bill.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
He's about to drive I banged your wife last night?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
What Bill gets out of the cart.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You feel the lines?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Bill grabs his wedges are knocking me out. I know
we didn't do any of that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Come here, you millennial mothercker. I got to just hit
you over the He set up a bit now.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Then Bill tells me, he goes. Bill's always like man,
he goes, Bill goes. Phil's always bragging about how many
fairways he hits. Oh I hit eight airways, he goes.
But you know what he done that. He doesn't brag
about how many green and regulations he hits. He goes.
He can say, oh I hit eight fairways. How many
girls you get too? Thank you great? So then we're
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on the tenth t.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Are you playing money with them?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No? No, no, because they're in a pool. They're in
a like the tea times after us, there's like three
or four of them. Those are the guys that are
playing for money. So they keep scoring. Then they go
in the clubhouse and they dibby up their money.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And at some point we got to go to a
country club and pay ten grand a year because I mean,
you just going to a course and hoping for a
tea time. We don't have to deal with that if
we can afford it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Country Here's the problem with the country club. You fork
out ten twenty thirty thousand dollars to join. You never
get jets just to joining. Then you have to pay
per month.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know. Oh you do, yeah, but I feel
like they always get the tea times they want.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Well probably yeah, because you're paying fifty thousand dollars for
a tea time.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I went to this course one time with bones Bro.
There was no tea times. They just they said we'll
make sure you get on. You just show up and
they get you on.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh that's sort of like the local munion. When I
called them like hey, no, I'm like, hey, I got
a single. Can I get a tea time for one o'clock? Oh,
we don't put singles on the T sheet. You can
just come out and we'll try to get you in. Well,
why would you not put me on the T sheet
if I called and requested it. Now you are down
to three spots available for that tea time. It's that simple.
(13:29):
Not putting a single on the T sheet is stupid
because then I am forced to play Russian Roulette and
hope I'm gonna get out there and play when I
just show up at the course.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right, Well, and there should be twelve minute windows, and
sometimes they can kind of fudge those a little bit
and squeeze.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You in, right. But I'm saying to say, you don't
put a single on the T sheet. So if I
called the day before and I'm like, hey, I want
to play at one o'clock tomorrow, Sorry, we don't put
singles on the T sheet. Cool, Then I show up
to one o'clock they're like, oh, yeah, you're gonna to
wait till one forty five. Well, why I called yesterday
and said I want to get on him one?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's the unial.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I mean, it's so frustrating.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
What about your thing, though, you do you say you
have a friend and then you show up. He canceled
last second.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Man, I should do that more. I always say too,
And then oh man, he's not gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Okay, cool, you're we got be adjusted, got a little
hook up. A member passed and so we got his name.
Oh so we can use his name rest in peace? Man. No,
no he didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
He was.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
He just doesn't go anymore. Oh oh yeah, my bad.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But anyway, back to Phil and Bill Philling. Bill Bill,
Oh my gosh, so we're on We're on number ten right,
and I'm like, oh, so, how'd you guys meet. Phil
looks at me and goes, dorms eighty seven, Oh my, Vanderbilt, no,
tennessee the falls. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Did you get any inside information on the game tonight?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I did, not getting inside information, but they they are
big fans of the balls. Think they're going all the way.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That's inside information, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, but they did look at me and they said, yeah,
Phil goes. I came down the stairs and I saw
them over there playing ping pong and I was like,
I can whoop their ass at ping pong, and he said,
so I walked up to the table said I got next,
and I was like, really, so, how'd you do? Phil?
He goes. Oh, Bill was the best ping pong player.
He smoked me, he goes. But that's where it started,
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at the ping pong table in the dorms.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You good at ping pong.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I used to play with my brother. He used to
beat me because he was older. But now I whoop
his ass. Really, yeah, you know, he's really good at
ping pong.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Gary, Oh, the grocery store guy. Yeah, what does he
do playing the aisles with uh no, they play over
the aisle He does cake batter mix, puts it up
and then gets a beer pong thing from Yeah, he's
really good. It's actually pretty competitive when it's me, Boomer,
Muffy and my mom. Okay, no no no, no, no no no Boomer, me,
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my mom and Baser. That's really competitive.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It can't be that competitive.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It is because me and Boomer are about even and
my mom and Basel. We played double Yeah, we played it, okad,
it's awesome. We went forever at the condo.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That's fun. Yeah, that's a good time. Yeah. I mean Garrett,
I mean the drunken knights at his house. He has
a ping pong table in the garage, and he'd back
his old camaro out and set up the ping pong table,
played till three or four in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
We had a ping pong table at Metropolitan. Billy brought
it in yues. How many times we played our senior
year at.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
College two zero.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, we played a thousand games of beer pong, though, okay,
we never once played ping pong, so he got.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
His money's worth. We used to play ping pong when
we'd go visit my mom's parents, my grandma and grandpa
on my mom's side in Chicago. They had a ping
pong table in the basement.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Such an easy thing to have.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh my gosh. We would play for hours down there.
That was the only time we played. We never played
ping pong except when we went to go visit them.
And of course, my brother's two years older than me,
maybe two and a half years older than me. I
don't know exactly how you do the math, so he
was obviously better than me. So I'd sit down there
and play him, and he'd beat me up back. One
more game of play him again. He beat me up back.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Just one more, one more game, I connect four, Just
one more, just one more and we would play forever.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It was so freaking fun.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
This is gonna blow you, so get on your knees.
They now make little things that just attached to any
table for ping pong.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, you need a ping pong table, you need the
proper bounces.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Nah, you can just do a kitchen table. Did we
did in my grandma's place. It was me and Boomer
just smacking it over Christmas on her fine china table.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay, now that might be fun, so not legal regulation size.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It sucks when it goes to the end because they're rounded. Yeah,
and so it'll just fall off.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Uh So back to Phil and Bill. We're on the
course right five, and then they start talking about, oh, dude,
you know what we used to do. Four hours he
goes RBI baseball and they started breaking down which team
they would play with, and they started doing the sound
effect extrata maatic and I was like, this is exactly
what we did. But I was eight years old and
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they were in college.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Did they think you were older?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No? They were just telling me like their life. I
was asking how they met and I got the lay
of the land.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Got it? I need to ask when I got paired
with an old guy. I didn't really ask him much
about his life. I need to ask the old generations.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You have to ask because such a sex life, like,
I don't ask that you're still thumping it. And one guy,
Phil was the project coordinator of a car wash like
he oversaw remodels. The company he worked for remodels car washes.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
And he can't do a country club.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, I don't think he's country trunk club type of guy. Right.
Not as lucrative as you'd think the car wash industry. Yeah,
I'm not sure, but it was. It was a blash.
Usually you get paired up with some weirdos.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Are they drinking a little bit?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yes, Ray two Miller high Lives.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
No, they weren't drinking. But they were super friendly and
they had closest to the pen contest in their group,
so they had the little marker they put on the
green even though it wasn't an official tournament. They measured
where their ball would land, write it down. It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Wait, but because they were part of the tournament though.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But it wasn't an official tournament with the course, they
brought their own little mark you know how you marked
the green for just them? Great and on seventeen they
were like, hey, man, maybe you want to play in
our tournament sometime. I'll get your number.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Thank you. Finally, some progression in the game of golf.
You can't just go there every time, play eighteen holes
by yourself and then go home to your family and.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I tell them I'm good man, what the I said?
Because here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Sorry, generational friendships.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I would have to be available at certain days, and
it's hard to know in advance if I can make
the tournament. Usually it's a last minute thing when I
want to go play golf. Right, So that was my
afternoon with Bill and Bill. That was great, dude. They
were fantastic.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You couldn't have got paired with a better dude. I
agree with you because usually it's the kid that's been
smoking dope and he's in summer break from Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was great Phil and Bill. If you're listening out there.
But I'll be honest. They didn't ask me one question
about me.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Sometimes that happens. You just got to roll with it.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, I would prefer it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What do you want to talk about? No, no, But
I'm saying, oh, let me talk about my job while
I'm not at my job. That's my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I didn't want to talk about my job. But it
was just interesting that we chatted about them and how
they met in the dorms.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
And I tell you, Billy Hey, Billy strict rule. Never
talked about work outside of work.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Bill was from Nashville, Okay, they were playing at the Nashville.
Phil was from Memphis.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
WHOA that may have been loud. Don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
After college, Phil was driving through Nashville to visit Bill,
and then he was headed back to Memphis.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Are they get I don't even mean that. No. I
mean they have spent a lot of time together.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
They were best friends. They met in the dorm.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Right, but you said they followed each other for thirty
years or no driving cities to see each other.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, he was leaving Knoxville. I guess it's you go
this way to get I don't know how you get
to Memphis from Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
If this is the way, it's the same road.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So they just drove. He drove through and he stopped
to visit Bill in Nashville, and he never left, never
went back to Memphis. He started bartending. He was like,
I'll do this for a little bit, and he said
he never bartended in his life, just studied a book
and made up that he worked at a bar in
Knoxville that went out of business. So he just wrote
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the name now because it was one of the popular bars.
And so it's like, oh, you worked with that bar.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You're hired smart as a reference name a place that
went bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's exactly what he said. He goes, they couldn't call.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's freaking awesome, dude, references I always give our boss Rod. Dude.
He's had the most random people call him. He's had
loan companies call him, he's had apartment places called him.
Who else he's supposed to give us a reference?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm like, hey, dude, someone you know Rod?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Heads up, dude, they maybe called you for this houseload, Dude,
I don't know who am I supposed to put, dude
for us.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Decided to be a little league coach because you know
I was going to coach T ball.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Right would you put me?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I don't know who I put And they were like,
I don't know if they even called him. And then
I had to take a cardiac training, concussion training, all
sorts of trainings, like dang, dude, it's like harder than
getting into college.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Dude, we're trying to do jobs in college. We reference
our buddies and so your boy would get in the
other room answer it. Oh, yes, yes, he's very studious.
He's always always want the first one to get up
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Very very He's great at cleaning the beer cans. I
mean he he is. I mean his resume is spotless.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
They're like, how do you know when he gets up
in them, like you dumbass, you're supple to sack like
you're a boss.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break and I
guess we'll talk to March Madness. I mean she's I'm
so last night was fun. We'll be right back, dude.
Yukon and I.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Saw one of the games, which one the Clemson. I
bet the first half and then went to bed.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What a game. I mean, I don't know who Clemson is,
I exactly, I don't know who they are, Taboo Sweeney.
I just know that my mom has Clemson.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
In lead eight because they're Catholic.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
No, she just is against Arizona. I don't know what
she has against Arizona, but she was like, no, Arizona no,
and so she has Clemson. My wife has Alabama and
Illinois a lead eight. She This is how stupid it is.
These people have not watched one minute, maybe ten minutes
of college basketball. My wife, my mom has not watched
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college BASKETBA in three years. Let's go to the bracket standings.
Ray Kristin, Justin's sister, first place, third place, second place, Gina, Buddy's.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Girlfriend also pronounced Jina.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Doesn't watch basketball. Third place, My wife doesn't watch basketball.
Fifth place, Granny doesn't watch basketball.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What are you? Ray filled the blank with some twenty
third man, you got a big family out.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Of twenty five? No, it's family and friends, man. But
I have Houston winning it all. I have Tennessee in
the final four, so I can make up some points,
but I don't know if I'm gonna make up enough.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, the women are gonna win. I did win my
family when last year though we were in uh, we
were in the mountains, and I want it. But we
tried to do it again this year. If mom and
dad didn't sign up, Boomer did, me and Bazers there's
three of us. Marie didn't even sign up.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Sounds oh, it sounds like Justin's.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Pool, Justin you, me and Justin Awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Dude, I haven't even checked it. Am I winning?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I don't know, dude, I don't I don't even paid.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I paid.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I don't even know how to click on the app.
I don't even know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So anyway, some good games last night, dude.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I woke up to it. I was shocked. North Carolina loss.
I gotta be real because I just told Boss the
other day. I said, it's either gonna be North Carolina
or Hughes.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Literally yesterday, you were like, it's gonna be North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Houston said, maybe we bet Yukon, and then you said
they can't win two years in a row. We've narrowed
it down to three teams, but not anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Here we go, you narrow. I didn't have anything to
do with this North Carolina pick.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I liked North Carolina because what I saw from them
in Michigan State.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
The game was fantastic. It was entertaining, up and down,
close the whole time. Close, I mean North Carolina got
up by eight at halftime and then they came out
ice cold.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
In the second half, missed. I felt like they missed
their first twenty shots. It was just brick, brick, brick,
and at some point Brick.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
As a coach, do you just go in the locker
room and do they just sit there and they're you know,
whacking it like maybe they do some run, some drip,
maybe you run. You gotta steal into it. Did you
not see that clip or what was it? Lebron Kobe
Gary Payton, Chris Paul said to a bench player, hey, man,
before you get in the game, dude running the sideline,
he said, as a bench player, that's the downside. You
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don't have time to warm up. So maybe these guys
are just going in at halftime and they're just what
are they doing it? Taking a shower seven minutes in heaven?
I mean, dude, you gotta start doing something to do,
push ups, brained exercises, scrabble, uh something, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Entertaining game and then the Arizona Clemson game. Entertaining Arizona
Clemson I watched. I ended up watching a lot of
that one Arizona Clemson first half money line plus one
eighty money Ah, easiest, But whenever you're a better at
an easy bed happens.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Bro. I'm in the garage. I had the little iPad going.
I'm still working on the golf bag holder. It's okay, five,
So I got putting together the half bilt.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
He is baser back yet.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No, she'll it will be back in the day. Okay,
so it's almost there. I need to get a belt
before she gets here. Honestly, it's gonna be a joke.
She did hit me and she goes, it's looking really beautiful.
But that's her saying my dad would have put it
together today.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Uh yeah. And Arizona, I mean they went like four
of thirty from three. That's pretty bad. You need to
be about forty percent is good for a hey man.
At some point, maybe go to the hoop like I do.
We just gonna keep going, just gonna keep shooting them.
And I had this deep thought last night, maybe oh
deep thought. I like, yeah, maybe you don't.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Have deep thoughts when you watch the Deep Throat. Some
of these guys just do this. Cute man, it's all
cute in between the legs, behind the back, it's cute.
You're working it around. Remember the objective in UFC is
to punch the guy out. You're not trying to dance
around the objective in basketball is to put the basketball
into the hoop, not dance around. What if these guys
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just every time just drove right to the basket. Remember
you're supposed to put the ball in the hoop. Who
says you gotta take jump shots? What if every time
you just said, this ball is getting next to the hoop.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
What if you did that, you put the pressure on
the defense. I feel like, cause them to foul, foul, foul,
because they call fouls on everything. So if you drive
to the hoop enough, you're gonna get people in foul trouble.
But now we set over these step back two people
on us threes. I mean it was brick City by Arizona,
but entertaining game.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And as a coach, I mean, if you see a
low quality shot and they make it, I mean they're
pissed at that have to be because yeah, even though
they made it, you're like, what the was that dude?
And what were hill? You know, fading away? You want
to go it straight up? Sure, don't pass up an
open shot, but dude, some of these guys shots they're taking.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Oh in the game.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
R J.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I think his name's r J. Davis, the point guard
for North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I gotta give us credit. We haven't learned a player's
name all year.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
They didn't. I mean, he just drove the ball, threw
up some circus ash shot. How about move the ball around,
come off some screens instead of trying to go one
on one, move the ball, people, move, run your offense.
Don't just try to clear out and you try to
take someone on and throw some willy neely whoa like looping?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
So bad bad shots. Alabama guard was Finn to cook.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh Sears, it's so good, Hey cooks Sears.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
And then the guy for Houston is Snead.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Sneid from Manor, Texas. Shout out.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm starting to think this Houston team.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Now I'm interested. I cannot wait to watch Illinois versus Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
You love, you have some dear horny for Illinois. Dude,
Terrence Sham Sham God is awesome. He is athletic, he
can shoot, gets to the hoop. He ain't scared to
play some defense. I'm telling you. They said that they
are the two most efficient offenses in the n C
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Double A or two highest scoring teams in the NC
Double A. So that's gonna be great because they're gonna
be up and down that court. It's gonna be fantastic
to watch. But I just want someone to be competitive
with Yukon.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
They're amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, and they're odds right now. They're basically even money.
Vegas already says whatever, there's twelve teams left, Yukon's a favorite,
and they have to win three more games even money.
I mean, it's not even worth it. That's not a
future right now, because we're in the future. So you
should have bet Yukon in the beginning of the season
eight times your money. Now it's same double, I mean double.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I mean, but it was fun, it's fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I mean they had Spencer guy is a bigger part
of their offense.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh well, I ain't tell you the big white guy cling, clunging, cleansed.
He was missing every when someone bets Yukon minus six
first half and this dude misses six layups in the
first half and it's uh, a six point game with
a minute to go, and stupid whoever they're playing San
(30:56):
Diego State has the ball. Yes, I was very upset
with cleaning, and.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You realize that's a lot different than a guy missing
a three pointer and a guy missing a bunny.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
And when he's seven foot two, all he just do
is just like I mean, he missed over, right over,
and I mean it was like, oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
So the comparison one, well, a big dude missing a
bunny where he's two feet from the basket would be
a guard shooting a three and not only bricking it
but almost hitting.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The top of the backboard. No, it's like you missing
the trash can when you're standing next to it. Yes,
that's what it is. I mean he's standing right there,
there's no one that can reach him, and he bet
blah blah. Oh my god, dude, I got so many
offensive rebounds and they couldn't do it. But then with
about twenty seconds left to go in the first half,
the dude drained the three covers that first first half.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Mineus six for the uh who you were betting first half?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, Yukon.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Wow, that's not like you about a first half.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
No, no, no, I just Yukon's really good, okay if you
look at every game.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
But then they ended up blowing the game. Well, I
mean you're like Bob Menry. He bets a five inning
baseball game where he picked the right team but they
lost the first five, but they won the whole game.
And I go, Bob when he came in here, I go, dude,
why do you bet just five inning? He goes, I
have a d D.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I can't watch the whole I just I thought, man, okay,
what if they get out early and then they just chill?
They just chill. But they didn't chill.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
But these teams were cold though. I saw it in
the Clemson Arizona game. It was brick city for about
four minutes starting that game off nerves, Man, Arizona, Well
they're out now, but they were so cold. That's when
basket basketball is a weird beast because baseball typically, if
you have a fastball, you have a fastball. Football you
have a fast receiver, you have a fast receiver. Basketball,
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if you have a cold hand, you ain't winning the game.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You can go cold one game, that's it, and it's contageous.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
A whole team, team or another.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Team gets hot. One guy. One guy just gets hot,
and it's like, well, and it's.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
E exacerbated now because the teams don't play defense.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Okay, big word, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's amplified now without defense, Dude, if a team's hot,
they'll win by thirty. And we see that in the
NBA every night, and I can't wait. And then also,
somebody came out in the media and said, yeah, they
don't play defense nowadays they do. Was it Kobe or Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I don't think it was Kobe. Man, I'm just gonna
go out on a limb and I'm gonna say it
wasn't Kobe.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Somebody said they don't play defense anymore. Maybe Kevin Durant
or Kevin Garnett. Maybe maybe I'm bad with the facts,
but dude, that's so right. And then next thing you know,
teams are playing defense. The Warriors and Magic were under
one hundred the other night. It was like one hundred
and one to ninety nine. I'm like, that's a back
in the day.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Score, Huh. I wonder how why I went backwards.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Because somebody came out in the media and said, these
guys don't play defense.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Let's check out. I'm gonna check out what time the
games are on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Well, tonight the balls play. I think at midnight. I
can honestly say, I don't even know if I'll be
awake from my team's game. Really, yeah, it just throws
off my whole weekend. Dude, I'm programmed to go to
bed eight nine o'clock. I'm getting exhausted. Laura Beazer always
she'll go did you not take an app today? Yeah,
you're right, every weekend.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I got a problem.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
That's a dirty underbelly of this job.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yukon Illinois play at five o'clock on Saturday close.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
You need to take another break.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I'm not gonna be able to watch the game. Oh
my gosh, we'll be right back. I forgot another birthday party. No,
there's a birthday party Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
The Rising of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
No, this is Saturday. I forgot. The National SC game
is on Saturday night and they don't play till seven thirty.
But my wife thought it'd be a good idea to
get a babysitter and for us to go with another couple.
And she told the other couple, Hey, maybe we should
go to dinner beforehand. So we're going to dinner at
(34:51):
five thirty. That's fun though, Uh, Illinois Yukon is playing.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Right, But also, dude, you can watch on your phone
YouTube TV on my phone.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Bro, you think I'm gonna be sitting at the dinner
to day at the table just going. What's your name? Uh, Jeremy, Oh, hi,
Jeremy right cool? Oh, I don't know if Jeremy White
like sports.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Hey, you need to check ahead of time at the
restaurant has TVs because it has been bad luck for me.
I go to put whack or put shack.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
In Nashville, they don't have TVs.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
They have TVs, but it's programmed to some kid. It's
like anime.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I couldn't watch games the entire day I was at
that thing. We were on hold twelve. Dude. I was
racing the whole eighteen yup. Pick up your ball, let's go,
good shot, baser.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh that's a gimme tend feed out. Hey, it's in
the military way. That's a bar man. And that's another
I will say. The one thing I don't like about
getting paired up with strangers is like, let's say you
get it within five feet, they just hit it back
to you like, oh it's good. I'm like no, no, no.
I like to put every ball into the hole because
(35:57):
I only get to do it eighteen times that I
paid my money for. Why would I just do all
that work and then not finish what I started. That's
like you know, getting a girl ready and then I'm
walking away.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Right, That makes him wanting more and I'm like, no,
I want to put the ball in the hole. Yeah,
we understand that because I went to grab your ball
with my putter and throw it up to you goes no, no, no, Ray,
put it back. Okay, take your putt.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
And here's an emails up the game President Morgan with
some absolutely brutal takes keep the behind the scenes more
lifestyle less sports Gabriel Thomas.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, that's why we shouldn't have talked to basketball and I, well,
we had to.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
What is that noise?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's our email? What you do?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I can't, dude, I can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh, I can't.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Sorry, I'm like I couldn't tell what the noise was.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Dude, Gee, ta get the hear of these sidehead buds.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I'm like, what is that? Here's Arnold Bailey?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Wait is this Arnold? That's the Arnold? Are you coach?
Have you been drinking? No? You're like, reaction times are delayed.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Sorry dude, that I should write it is? It feels
weird you Actually we're not even doing the podcast. It's
hard for me when I'm on this.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Hey, at our final break. We're not gonna talk.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Shut up. Hey, here's an email from Ryan. That was
the end the email. He didn't write anything, There was
nobody nobody. It just says from Ryan Ryan mca at
blank dot com just wrote name Ryan cool for the email.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Man, I'm probably gonna get let go one of these days.
I never do a body. I'll email Steve Rod. I'll
email him just a subject. I type the whole message
in this on the subject Dude, How rude is that?
I do it to everybody.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'm gonna be honest. When I had to write a
real email your life do it? My do it? Because
I have no idea how to email. I'm not etiquette wise.
I've never had a real job where you had to
like write real emails, right, So I have no idea
what I'm doing. So I just tell my wife, Hey,
this is what I'm trying to say, Like, kinda can
you write that in that terms? Because I I'm always
(38:17):
very just blunt to the point like that doesn't sound good.
She's like, no, no, you got to be like, oh,
I appreciate it, you know what I mean that that's
a good idea. But I was thinking more something like this.
I'm like, oh, I'd have just said that's not good.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
And let's be real. Every cubicle job where the people
are grade at emails, guys, they have time, they have
twenty minutes to craft an email. I'm sure you and
me could do a nice paragraph email to a bar. Hey,
we'd love to have the convention at your bar if
we had twenty minutes in a cubicle. But we don't
have cubicles here. Here, it's fast, frenzied, get your ass in,
get out. Oh, have a great day, see them Monday.
(38:51):
That's what it is. It's a completely different workspace.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah. Okay, and now I got another email. Yo, coachers,
I'm at the bar right now. I know I got
canceled from the pod. Just wanted to update you guys.
Right now I'm sitting next to Trucker and he's a
g also pissed off the Swifties won the Super Bowl.
Sorry Batter's Box. Hopefully swift goes for Otani for baseball
season so football can go back to regular people of
(39:17):
the world. Thanks, guys, Keep it real. Marco from the Bronx.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, we need to pick that home run leader. Otani's
nine times your money.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh man, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Judge is a favorite. He didn't get any day one, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Trout Hey, trout, let me tell you, trout first hit, boom,
home run. That is what you get for sticking by
your guy and.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Guys, if you're trying to find beat the streak, apparently
it's not the play aff anymore. You just have to
download the MLB app and then that's where you try
and find it. You pick a hitter every day, you
get fifty seven in a row, you win five point
six million.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
You're never gonna get it, but good luck.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
And I I've gotten in the thirties before.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Great, I've gotten it to four before.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Right, But imagine being in the thirties dude, and you're
if you picked to a day, I'm ten days away
from five point six million. Yeah, I mean you don't
understand that, dude.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
That's what you know. What I understand. I do understand.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
But it's a pretty attainable thing in my eyes, with
my math and the numbers that I run, where I
can pick a hitter every day.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yes, it's you think in your mind it is. That's
why it's never been done. That's why this thing has
been going for how many years and there's never been
a single winner.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
But there hasn't There's been people in the fifties, and
I think they went in a dark place after they
lost it. Hell yes, but I'll never forget. You'll never
forget the times. Boomer is in Chicago and he goes
hunt the way I'm gonna pick Tim Anderson, Me and
Boomer were at maybe sixteen. Tim Anderson goes over six
and he saw it in person. Hey, you'll never forget
those moments? Will you a first half bet? You forget
(40:46):
that crowd? I'm telling you beat the streak is more
meaningful than any of the betting we're doing, any of it,
because it's something about a streak there is. That's why
it's the specialist thing there is. That's why you the
Oakland A's the one year they got seventeen in rows.
Special When you go on a streak, there's nothing like it.
And that's why it's a beautiful game.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I mean, mo and Tampa's on a streak. He went
to the Rays game. He hadn't missed an opener in
how many days? How many years? Twelve years he's been
Opening day at Tampa Bay and they lost way to.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Go, mo job mo. I'll never forget my two streaks betting.
I won fourteen in a row and I lost it
on I got greedy and I did a second half.
Oh Lebron James will come back, and they lost. So
I got fourteen bets in a row and then one
time I got twenty three in a row. A lot
of it was tennis twenty.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
How the hell do you bet TenneT? You just bet
the favorite? Or how does I don't know anything. I've
never bet at tennis match, so I don't know. Do
you bet who's gonna win? Do you bet who's gonna
win the set? You can bet over under games, okay,
so you can say it's gonna be over like over
seven games, so i'd be over six to one, right,
someone's gonna win a point.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Right, Well, you would be for the whole set, so
it's it would be twenty one. So if you get
two sets ago seven six seven six, it doesn't even
matter if the other wins us at oh, stuff like that.
You can bet games, but if you pick a favorite,
I mean, don't do that. One year pick Serena was
on the golf course with brother Serena. I bet three
thousand dollars on Serena. All she had to do was win,
(42:12):
and I was trying to win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
No no, no, no, no no, bro, no no, no,
no no.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I'm on the golf Oh no, no no.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
You bet three thousand dollars to win one hundred.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, and brother, we're on the golf course. And I
didn't back then. I didn't have a good bag, so
I didn't take my phone on the course. And I said, hey, brother,
pull up Serena. I want to see that score, thinking
it's a lock. And he goes, Brother, a girl named
Pocket is winning seven six, and she just won the
next one seven six. I'm like, what you're telling me?
Serena lost, Bro, I'm on the course gutted. I had
(42:49):
brother check his phone. I go, brother, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Right?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Like, do you have Wi Fi properly on your phone?
That can't be right that you're telling me. Serena just
played right now and she just lost.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So you tell me you you bet a three thousand
dollars to win a one hundred dollars bet.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, we can probably track it down. It was in
two thousand and six or two thousand and seven. Serena
Williams upset. It was in two thousand and six teen
or twenty seventeen, loses to I don't remember the girl's name.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's you're never able to find it to pocket. No,
I made that up. You're not able to find it?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
What what? What?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
What tournament was it? Do you know that there's no
telling loses the pack out? No?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I made that up.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
But back in the day when she didn't lose Serena,
I mean, you tell me to look it up, then
you tell me I'm not gonna be able to look
it up. We need a production loses team when minus
three thousand favorites.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I'm just trying to that would actually maybe pull it up.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Roberta Vincia probably September eleventh, twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
No, it wasn't twenty fifteen, Oh my god, because we no,
it could have been. It could have been because I
was with Baser. I don't know. Oh my gosh, that
could have been it.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I don't know, but yes, we do have a birthday
party tomorrow. I will tell you that it's a kid
in the neighborhood and we got invited and my kids
have never played with this kid, so I don't know
how we're on the invite list. My wife knows his
wife or knows the mom, I guess not his wife.
And they've never said, hey, you guys, we should get
(44:33):
together and have a play day. We should guys hang
out and the kids play. Just hey, my kid is
turning five. You want to come to his birthday party? Cool?
So we'll be there.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Interesting the parents roll over too, It makes sense at
that age. Yes, it's a parent's affair.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I think at about six or seven is when you
start just dropping off and leaving. Bro.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Baser's been going to these neighbor things, but it's been
all women. So I'm like god because it was a
chance that husbands were going to be invited.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
No, that's how you get you to meet friends in
the country. Do that way. You don't have to sit
there and think about your mortality by yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Bro, I'll meet them. I'll meet them in time. But
she went to she's kneled on too, like two teas
and the last one she goes, hey, I think the
husbands are coming. Then last second she goes, oh, it's
just ladies. I'm like, thank god, Oh, thank god, I
got the A gender is male not coming. I will
tell you my wife look at here, I'll pull my
pants down. Not a female not coming.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
She got me good two and a half years ago.
She said, Hey, Ray, was it the bedroom? We're having
some We're having a meet up at the playground tomorrow
with our oldest son's class, and we're gonna bring donuts
and it's gonna be a whole thing. I'm like, all right, cool.
So we get up nine am, drive to the park,
get the have the donuts, get out there.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Go to Duncan's Donuts anymore, said you worked at Duncans.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
I said, I didn't eat donuts for a long time.
I said, I didn't eat donuts for a long time.
She said it on the bags. I said, I didn't
eat them for a long time. And we get there.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
It is me, my wife and five other moms. Oh
do you see dad wasn't supposed to come?
Speaker 2 (46:06):
My mom was. My wife was like, oh, I thought
dads were coming to my fault. I was like, okay,
it's just awkward.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Hey, how's it going, Victoria?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, They're all like, why did you bring your husband?
This is supposed to be girl time?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
What are your work hangars? I mean ours?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
All right, let's get out of here. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They don't do that meet up at my park back
on the west side because under the bridge people.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh no, I understand that ray in my part of town.
It's a nice parks Arnold. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Uh, I'm gonna use rubbers.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, and we out of here. I don't know. That
was a bad pod.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
It was a bad pod, but you know what, those
usually the best ones.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
And thanks to what I still can't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Thanks to everybody who watched any truckers. No, I've hit
it too many times.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
What about Farmers.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Guys? If you watch the YouTube video, thank you was
our biggest one. And yeah, we got five thousand views
in one night. I woke up and just about ship myself. Okay,
because that's a lot, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, we all the sore losers at gmail dot com
have a good weekend. I told, uh, Tennessee minus three tonight,
let's go. Thanks Creton, that's your bet.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Thank you, Even though Kevin and the Hall said Creighton's
gonna win it all and I said, what are you
talking about? They're the team least likely.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Did you tell him you want to bet?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
No bet him instead of betting website. Yea different odds.
That's called that's called doing what Otani's interpreter did. Dude, okay,
that like, hold on, what was I damn gonna say?
I don't know betting baser oh? I told Boomer, I said, hey,
at the resort, will you go on into the resort
room where they have like a business center. I said,
go on to every computer and look at the YouTube video.
(47:47):
So maybe that's how we got the views.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Maybe show hey, there is no way. There is no
way he wasn't betting, but major in the.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Video that's been coming out, Yeah, the baseball, it looks
like he's betting on baseball of whether it's gonna land
on the step or now.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
There is no way he was not part of the
betting because well, the thing that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Make damn sense is that his name was on it
the wire transfer of five million dollars and he didn't
know about it. He said he was robbed. There's no
way in today's world you can transfer I dude, you
know how many steps we had to transfer five thousand dollars.
Why would you interpret I had to go to the
damn office and show them my blood type. My father
in law's there saying, here's my ID, here's my wife's
(48:26):
i D, here's Baezer's i D, here's my ID. Bro,
there's no way five million dollars can get stolen and
wire transferred without show hey knowing, that's what's the lie,
and we'll come right back.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Good tease, ray, Wow, No, there's no way. And how
does the interpreter have access to his account? Plus, there
is no way a bookie is saying, hey, man, you
know what, I'm gonna need proof of employment because there's
no way they're just gonna give you a four million
(48:59):
or five million dollar marker marker an illegal bookie.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Guys, guys casinos don't give you a million they make
And there's a bookie in town that gives you a
five million dollar marker.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
There's no shot unless you can prove that you have
the backing of something.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Right. Well, and there the guy, the local guy, will
if Otani's connected. He's giving Joe a five million dollar marker.
Makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Let me tell you how deep.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Because Dana White talks about all the time he gets
a million dollar marker.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Let me tell you how deep.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
There's some casinos he can't go to because he can't
get a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
The Major League Baseball investigation MLB investigation is gonna be
this ah interpreter said, it was all him cool and
of an investigation. You know why, because is the biggest
in baseball and he is too much money. So there
is gonna be no resolution. There's gonna they're gonna find
no show, show hey, nothing. He is going to be
(50:01):
clear and free to go play baseball for the Dodgers
and bring in all that money. The investigation is going
to last all of two seconds. It's already over. He
was definitely involved.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
It just seems so fishy, but maybe I'm maybe the
guy had access to his account and that's what he
showed the book. You're like, look, this is all my money.
And the guy was like, okay, cool, but it seems
so fishy, seems so weird.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
But also show hey, say you have a money guy, Yeah,
you give him access to your account that has your
new contract of eighty five million, right, I mean, don't
you give them access to your side account like people
that have money people. I don't have a money person.
You actually give him, like Vaser has a Baser has
like a side account. No, we got married.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
No, you can't have it, right, and then say you account,
who gives this?
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
You just give your money to someone?
Speaker 1 (50:53):
And Baser has a SAT We have a savings account.
I mean there's no way you give somebody access to
your main account, right, Like the dude logs in and
it says eighty five million. No, there's no way, right, No, No,
it's a side account that your business person pays for
stuff with. Yeah, yeah, there's no way there's five million
in that side account. But uh, there's still the other
(51:14):
investigation the Feds. I mean, it's illegal to bet in California.
If show the interpreter is gonna go to jail and Otani,
if he's at all connected, he could face jail time.
Because you can't bet with a bookie, especially those large
amounts of money. That's what gets you jail time.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, I mean I just can't.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
They're not worried about Marco uh in San Diego betting
two hundred dollars on the Padres game this afternoon. They
don't care about that. No, they care about the big
a five million dollar ring of where you're betting and
you have a Marker and a bookie.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Have a good weekend. I don't know if we already buzz,
we'll do it again.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
It would be a good weekend. A lot of baseball.
Boomer and Maria, Muff and Baser and all them. We're
hanging out all Saturday. Hopefully were able to watch some
games together. Maybe take them to the golf course.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
I kind of want to do a YouTube video of
me and Boomer. You have to, but I gotta find
a hoop. What do I do? Go on a kids playground?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Why would you not at an elementary school?
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, that's fine. It's school's out, dude, it ain't a
big deal, right, Get on.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
The ground, put you in your basketball on the ground.
Get on your knees. Boomer, he's in high school. Get
on the ground.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
No, you're allowed to go.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
That's illegal, isn't it. You can't just go on a
kid's playground. Yes, you're telling me I could go to
your meet up playground without a kid.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Yes, if you're playing basketball, that's what the basketball court
is for.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Is that not a good YouTube? I had Baser film
at me and Boomer played a five.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, I think that's a great video. Have her be
the ref too, Yeah, all right, Eh, that's so bad.
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