An Awkward Day At The Muni

Lunchbox went golfing but it was anything but an ordinary day on the golf course. Is common sense dead in this world or was Lunchbox out of line? UCONN is the New England Patriots of college basketball and Ray is just finding out who won the National Title. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yo, check check ah here myself feels good, great day
to be alive. And I got oh, well you loud?
Who comes in here after us? I don't know, playing
Buck goet? Hey, we got the email playing Buck taking
over the studios.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It was not for another month though, right, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I just know they're coming. Let's start it, ude, I'm
ready to fire Master's week. Master's week. Oh look at
that cat.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Speak wearing his bogie boys speed. Dude, you need some
of that gear on the course.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
And he looks he looks like a golfer. But if
I showed up wearing that like vest and stuff, people
would laugh at me. Such a good look though, well
it is. I mean it's a solid outfit. But you
know how much those shirts cost? Pricey probably a hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's a good Christmas birthday type.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, that's too much.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
You know who has it made in the shade his
wives and family members of golfers. I tell him every year, guys,
all I need is golf balls, teas and shirts. I mean,
I might be the easiest person to shop for.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's not a bad list.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Every year, my mom, I mean, sis, I lay it
out for them. Hey, guys, I love these kind of balls.
It really doesn't matter. I hit them in the drink anyways.
And then these are nice t shirts that I see
on the course.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I will tell you that, Uh, I love the bridgestone
e six golf balls. Those are what have been hitting
for a few years now, which is so stupid because
I find so many balls on the golf course, so many,
and I have a bucket full of golf ball balls,
and I still go out and buy the bridgetone e six.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, you know what those are for. The ones you
find on the course are for you. Obviously, got to
make sure nobody's coming. But you kind of just hit
those and you just practice your swing with the balls
you find.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, I'm talking, I find pro v ones. I
find nice golf balls, and I still don't use them.
I pick them up. I will climb through the bushes
to get golf balls, and then I still use the
bridgetone e sixes.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
But on whole eight at a MUNI you just turn
the other direction and hit it as hard as you can.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, if you're frustrated, you hit one in the woods,
or if there's water and you just want to dunk,
you drop one and you hit it in the water.
I get that, but I'm talking. I have so many
golf balls at my house that I never use, and
it makes no sense. All right, well then here's my point. Sorry,
I'm off Mike camera.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Is this that, dude? I this may be rich rich.
I don't have time to look for a ball for
five minutes. If I can't find my ball instantly, I drop.
And also, by that same token, I'm not looking in
the bushes for a ball. I can afford a one
dollar ball in this economy, Dude, this isn't college too,
thou circa two thousand and six.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I feel you one d percent. I know exactly what
you're saying, but I don't like I'll walk around. If
I don't see my ball within a minute or two,
I'm like, okay, drop, like no big deal.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
And thus we're playing competitive for cash dow Cheddar.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, and also if they're if you're playing for cash,
choke when you're playing for chod, right, I don't know
what you said, loser touches what chow? What did you say?
You said? Go doe Cheddar. That's where I messed up. Anyway,
if I hit it and I know it's not out
of bounds, but I just can't find it because there's

(03:23):
leaves or whatever. I don't I drop it, but I
don't count. I would not count a stroke because on
a real golf course, you're gonna have a marshal that
would be standing there and tell you where your ball is.
Sometimes the sun's glaring and you know what direction it
went and there's just a bunch of leaves and you're like, ah, man,
it's somewhere around here. I don't know. I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Justin will also give me a foot if you're on dirt, dude,
we're not out here to play in the Sahara. If
you need a little patch of grass to have underneath
your club, move it a foot, as long as you're
not avoiding a tree.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
But also, oh, if you're avoiding a tree, it's a
stroke correct if you're on a tree root stroke. But
also if there is a tree root, are you willing
to jack up your club? Sometimes, Justin, as long as
you're not really going around the tree, he'll let me
move it. We're not trying to f up your club
to play with your bros. I'm not trying to f
up my clubs. Definitely not trying to snap it in
the half, tried to hit it or out a tree

(04:14):
like tiger. You gotta have wrist surgery. You're out for
six months. What happened? Oh man? I was on number
three at the local muni and I was behind a tree.
How much were you playing for? Oh no, no, I was
just playing by myself, just trying to, you know, be
a true golfer. Dude. It just reminded me it wasn't you.
It was justin He tried to go around a tree,
trying to be cute after five michelobs, and he not

(04:34):
only did he almost snap off his club, he hid
it in a ravine. I said, you you honestly in
your head you thought you're gonna pull off a tiger
woodshot where you were gonna hook it around the tree,
and he did. That's what we're doing out there on
the course. We're doing things where we see it on
TV and think it's replicable, but it's not. It's really not.
I mean the only thing is when they chilly dip

(04:56):
it into a pond, and that's what we do. Now,
let's start the show, guys. I mean, people are waiting
to hear are analysis Arnold? Okay, Hey, were you out
at the same time walling through that chair? Because I
saw the video footage. Did you he threw that sucker?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I said it was because his chit got married, eloped
his ex, the one that's a parent of his kid.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Really.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, he got pissed off, launched the chair and then
at some point started laughing, and then they took the mudshot.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
He was continuing to laugh. Then he sobered up, Umbrellas.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
That's the picture of videos we saw, and now he's
probably still sobering up. I have not heard the whole
Maybe the baby mama loped and got married. I did
not know that, Arnold. Did you get hit? I am okay?
I put on Facebook, I'm checking in and okay, I
survived the Morgan walling chair throw. You see people do that. No,
it's not funny because you're supposed to use it for

(05:53):
tornadoes and natural That's why it's funny. That's why it's funny. Arnold.
Were you drinking with Abby? Yes, I was protecting her. Okay.
So the chair did come near you? Yes, it's skipped Broadway.
I was next to the cops, okay, so you can
confirm it did almost Why were you next to the cops.
I was asking him if I could take a breathalyzer. Okay,

(06:17):
that's enough, that's enough. You weren't driving, were you? No? No? No,
I got an uber.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Okay, well that's good.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
The bed ended. Uh, thank you, Arnold, thank you. Did
you ever give any your footage to TMZ? My phone
was dead?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Well, then how did you get an uber?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
It was Abby's phone?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, I'm glad you got home.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Man. Did you see the chair lunch? No, didn't see
it. It was a bouncer carrying it back in as hard
as he threw it at six floors and only slightly
dented a leg.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
It still looks usable.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Nice. I bet if you go to the bar they
have it up for sure, have tape around it. Five
dollars Take your picture in the Morgan wall and chair.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
How many times are the bros gonna use the joke
this weekend where you're up on a patio and you
grab a chair and go huh huh huh, or they're.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Gonna make the joke uh you go to you take
someone down to the Chief's bar and be like, hey,
this is the chair Morgan walling through. Oh you want
to bet? I bet you I could throw it farther
than more than Morgan Walling did.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
And are they gonna outlaw chairs on rooftops?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Uh no, I mean that's the first time. That's the
first time we know of that it's happened. I can't
believe it's never happened twenty rooftops in twenty years. There's
never been one chair, now, that's what I mean. I
can't believe there hadn't been more drinks thrown over the edges. Well,
that's why some of them don't let you do bottles anymore. Well,
even the cups, if they just fall, that could hurt

(07:44):
like hell, coming from a third story hitting you on the.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Head six stories, dude would have killed somebody. I'm not
a physicist.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I would like to know that the rate if that
was traveling, the chair was traveling.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
At Is it like a bullet? I don't know. It's bigger.
It's bigger than a bullet.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Amanda Ballyon is single and ready to mingle at the Masters.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh I forgot she Who is she talking to? Who's
that guy Ortiz? Maybe I don't know. Yeah, yeah, he's good.
You had the first time he's been in the Masters
since twenty fifteen. Excited to be here because he'll live.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
We haven't seen some of these guys in about five years.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Here's what's funny about Liz. We gotta start the show.
Start the show, Arnold, come over here, do it with me. Fuck,
I'm still all over from two days ago. Three We're
gonna do it live wit oh the one, two three
s losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

(08:45):
my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser.
I drive in every morning see the beautiful skyline, and
then I head to the country. I work in the city,
live in the burbs.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Over to you, man, Ray, what the hell happened to
common sense in this world? Yeah, it's been gone. It
is been gone. It's dead. It's not happening anymore. I
decided after the podcast on Monday, I was gonna head
to the local muni and I was gonna get me
eighteen holes of golf in because it was supposed to
rain the rest of the week. The eclipse. What a

(09:24):
great place to see the eclipse out on the golf course.
The ninety percent totality have the glasses on. Feel great?
Look up in the sky with my glasses. Put them
back in my golf bag.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
If I hear one more person say totality, I'm gonna
kill myself, including myself. I think I said it in
yesterday's podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
And kill and then continue on with my golf round.
Je me ray kill you. So as I'm driving to
the golf course, I see people all over walking out
of their businesses, looking up at the sky, standing there
in their suits and their dresses, and they're all, you know,
their high heels and their nice shoes, and some of
the dress is a little higher than the other. And

(10:02):
they all got there a light bulb. They got their
heads cocked to the top and they're looking up there
at totality ninety totality. And I get to the golf course,
I changed my clothes in the parking line, I put
my shorts on, tuck it in.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Can I confirm I saw the same dumbasses on music
Row looking like can idiots.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Some people are trying to drive into the parking garage,
but people are parked blocking the parking garage because they're
looking up and it's I saw it. All construction workers
were taking a break. They were up there looking. I
was like, dude, do not fall off the side of
that building. Please, Yeah, handle the jackhammer and then handle
your goggles. The park right down the street was packed
with people in their picnics. They had their blankets out.

(10:45):
They were all laying in the field on their backs,
looking up at the sky, loving it.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Not to take from your story. As I'm entering the country.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
At a little pull off gas station, let's say there's
a dude in an suv and a chicken an suv
and it was a sl so I was able to
analyze it. The dude standing five ten feet away from
the lady, so obviously they're not together. The chick from
my vantage point, looked rather attractive. So this dude just
randomly pulls up next to this hottie and watches the

(11:17):
eclipse with her?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Or were we a witness se an affair? Or who
are these two random people pulled over to gas station
and their business close. Nothing Only an eclipse could start affairs.
Nothing brings America together like the eclipse. Her skirt couldn't

(11:38):
have been any higher, and her heels were maybe ten inches.
There is nothing that does anything justice like totality, you
know what I mean, how's it going? I'd love to
watch the eclipse with I mean, I got a text
from my sister in law. My in laws and my
wife's aunt all drove to Austin to do the eclipse.

(12:02):
They went out and they had a picnic spread and
she had a post it note on each container and
it spelled out eclipse kit. I'll take the e the
eggs and I mean, I was like, this is above
and beyond.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
I like that, the meal with it, but the just
standing outside and looking up at the sky on Music Row,
you look like a do fist. I mean, I get
maybe it was might have been cool, which it wasn't,
but it might have been cool. Guys, there's still the
thing where you don't want to look like a jamoke
looking at the sky.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Hey, Walter, I haven't talked to you since we had
our month in meeting. Man, look at the sky with me, dude,
they're all looking up I got. I mean, I'm in
the text ray with Garrett, Greg Jacob and some random
dude that they're friends with. That I don't know. And
they were blowing me up about the eclipse. And the
quote was, Dude, that was a lot cooler than I

(12:59):
thought it was gonna be. And Greg responds to Garrett
it was pretty bad ass because they're in Texas. They're
in Austin.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
We'll get more to that later. Continue at your golf store.
And Jacob was like, and I we're gonna go eclips
more with that now, right, And Jacob was like, dude,
I took the day off work for this. It was
awesome Texas. Yeah, makes sense. And I replied, I said, damn,
we're old. We are texting about the eclipse and not
about a drunken night out. What the hell happened to us?

(13:27):
None of them responded.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
They said, guys, it's one hundred percent totality right now,
no texts. And they watched it for the three minutes
and then it lightened up back outside.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
But it was cool where they were because it went dark.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
It went dark here.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
It didn't though I was driving during it.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Bro it went ninety percent dark here, but.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
It wasn't as dark as in two thousand.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay, yeah, because it wasn't one hundred percent totality. This
was only like ninety percent totality.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Totality, we're telling totality what in twenty twenty all people
said was new normal, And now in twenty twenty four,
if I, dude, if I hear one waiter or waitress
or somebody tell me totality again, I'm gonna. I'm looking
for something sharp, I just can't.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
And then I saw a story that some lady was
shooting people on the highway because of the eclipse. Really, yeah,
so that your wife was onto something when she said
she didn't want you on the highway during the eclipse.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
But will you agree that it was probably cooler in
Texas as it went darker and more total, more complete.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yes, it was one hundred percent in totality there, but
it was ninety still pretty good here.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
It was pitch dark, but it was also cloudy and
it almost seemed rainy.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
You got your peaks, you got a couple out of
cloud would break, you would see it, then the cloud
would cover it. And well, you agree.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
We're in a bomb shelter the entire morning working for
the big show, so I couldn't see. I didn't know
the light of I wasn't outside for five hours. So
when I went outside, it just seemed normal.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
You thought it was just a dark, cloudy day.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's what I thought. So no, no, that was the
start of totality.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
That was the start the ninety percent totality. Okay, it
was amazing, But driving it it, it just seemed rainy.
But it wasn't rainy. It wasn't rainy. I thought it
was rainy. Also, when I left the building we were
seeing and I called my wife and I said, hey,
I don't even think I'm gonna go to the golf course.
It seems kind of rainy out and she goes, no,
it's not rainy. But the she said, the eclipse has started,

(15:23):
so you're seeing part of totality. And I'm like, oh,
got it. And that is when I drove to the
golf course. I was like, you know what, She's right,
it's not about to rain. This is the moon covering
the sun. Did you have the goggles on? No? I was, well,
at this point, I'm driving, so no, I didn't have
the goggles on, so I couldn't look up at this

(15:44):
point correct And what I didn't do it was starting
to hurt my eyes because all these dumb asses are
staring at it.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
That you then you look up. No I didn't. I
never looked up. So it was cloudy out. I put
my sunglasses on bro with it. I couldn't even see
driving man Sonny's on it. It was pitch dark out, dude.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
So it was like at two o three it was
gonna be the ninety percent totality here, right. I got
to the golf course at like one forty five. Yeah,
you were perfect, perfect, And I'll tell you all about
that golf outing right after this, right, Did you mean

(16:23):
to hit that clip? No? You did. So I get
dressed at the golf course in the parking lot, take
off my pants, throw on the shorts, put the golf
shoes on, grab my golf bag, grab my h eclipse
glasses out of my backpack, put them in my pocket.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Did they have any totality deals.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
They did not have a total discount totality they either.
I'd like a tea time at two oh three, I'm
like going to I would like you to clipse the
price down a little bit, you know what I mean? No,
none of that. So I go in the clubhouse and
I'm like, hey man, I'm just here just gonna play eighteen.
Be great. He was like anybody else with you. I'm like, yeah,

(17:01):
he died in the eclipse though, It's just me, No, man,
just me, And he goes, ah, you're gonna pair up
with this guy right here, points to some random dude.
What was he doing having a port missile? Nah? He
was paying at the net. There's two cash register. He
was paying at the one on the left. I was
the one on the right, and I was like, all right, cool,
hands me a key to the golf cart. And I
go out and I where I go in and take

(17:22):
a pee, and I'm like, I got to hurry and
get out there. Man, it's starting to get It's like one,
you know, fifty four right now. Oh, it's a nice
yellow color. And so I get in the golf cart
and there's two dudes that are gonna be walking. They're
standing at the tea box. So I kind of pull
up in front of them because they're kind of back
a little bit, and there's a foursome broskis teeing off

(17:44):
and they're like, hey, you by yourself. I'm like yeah, man,
I am like you want to play through? And I'm like, well,
I figure I'll just pair up with a couple of
these people since there's a lot of people, and they're like,
all right, cool, those broskis proceeded to hit three balls
each off the first tee. You should have won. Head
never turned down to go ahead, but I felt like

(18:04):
if I got ahead of them, I'm by myself. I'm
just gonna run into more people. So I should have paired.
And I mean on the golf course, they hit the
tree on the left, they hit the tree on the right.
I mean it was and they were just like, hey,
we're just warming up. Sorry about that, Sorry about that.
Let me guess breakfast ball. Hey, the first one's off
the what's the other thing? Morning breakfast ball? Yeah, I

(18:26):
don't know, but whatever. So then there's this off the deck.
There's these two dudes and I'm like, hey, you guys
just want to pair up? And they're like, yeah, that's cool, man,
what's up? And Burt and Ernie? Okay, So I meet
Burt and Ernie and Bert kind of looks like he's short.
He kind of looks like Padrick Harrington. I've probably played

(18:48):
with these guys. And Ernie looks like the guy from
wreck at Ralph. Okay, it kind of walks like that.
Cool and they're like, oh, yeah, we already played eighteen today.
I'm like oh, they're like yeah, this is our second
eight team. We were playing so well, we got to
just keep it going. No, well, I'll get to that

(19:09):
and uh hell of so Bert I was like, oh yeah,
He's like yeah, man, I shot a seventy six, man,
And I'm like wow, and Ernie's like, yeah, man, I
shot my best round ever. I shot an eighty one.
And I'm like, oh my god. These guys are gonna
be unbelievable golfers.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Anytime somebody's thrown around his score I did. I don't
even have the patience to finish out a score.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
So I'm like, all right, cool. So we get up
to the first tea box and they're talking about it
and they're just looking up at the sun without the
without the goggles man, and dude.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
There's people that are gonna have vision problems because of this.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yes, And Ernie, the one that looks like wreck at Ralph,
is like, yeah, man, my dad said you can look
at it as long and then once your eyes start burning,
just look away for thirty seconds. Yeah, I think that
burns the cornea. And Bert was like really, he goes,
yeah he was, and he goes, okay, yeah, because I

(20:07):
didn't bring any goggles. So so you know, Bert is
listening to Ernie and they're both standing there on the
first he just staring up at the damn sun and
moon and they're like, oh man, I'm starting to burn
my eyes.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Natural selection. This is gonna clear half to population.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm my guys, and I pought my glasses and they're like, oh,
that's cool. Where'd you get those? I don't know. Every
store this side of West they've been selling them for
months saying, hey, the eclipse is coming, the eclipse is coming.
That's where I got him. I don't know. My wife
got him. She put him in my bag. Like that's cool,
but you don't really need them. And I'm like okay,
and I'm like all right. So we're watching the eclipse

(20:44):
a little bit and we I te off. Boom, hit
it right side, missed the fairway, over the cart path.
That's all right, Ernie, the one that shot eighty one,
hits it about a mile right into the trees, and
I'm like, does sound like an eighty one? No? And
then Bert hits it, hits a tree, bounces back in

(21:06):
the fairway, but he's kind of far back there.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
But he's one of the guys that thinks it's an
awesome shot.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
No, no, no, it wasn't. You got lucky he'd hit it. No,
he didn't say anything about me. Also, he's like, oh,
that wasn't good. You know, he starts talking about his
you know, he shot seventy six.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Well, you guys obviously aren't playing in the Masters this week.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Let me continue on our way. And we're in the
middle of the first fairway and I look and I say, oh, damn,
two three, this is it. I put the goggles on.
I look up and I'm just standing in that number
one fairway watching ninety percent totality ball hit you in
the head. And those guys are looking up without the goggles. Wow,
And I'm just like, you guys are nuts and finished

(21:44):
the first hole in a second hole, freaking. Ernie's like, damn,
that kind of hurt my eyes, and he's kind of
rubbing them, you know. He's like, but I think I
should be good, you know. Well, needless to say, Ernie,
who shot in eighty one, hits another terrible shot and
he's starting to get pissed. Wreck Itt Ralph is getting pissed,
you know, so they're both doing or Ernie is wrecket Ralph. Yeah, Ernie,

(22:06):
I should have just called him it round. So you're
giving him two character names and two different character descriptions.
We're just gonna go wreck it Ralph wrecket. Ralph is
kind of angry, and he's just like, man, I just
the blister's on my hand from the first eighteen. The
blister's on my hand from the first eighteen. Oh so
pissed off, you know. And I'm like, okay, whatever, you know.

(22:27):
And then Bert is trying to be all nice, like, yeah, man,
we're just we're just tired. Man. Maybe we shouldn't have
played another eighteen. Maybe we should have stopped after the
first eighteen. Yeah, I'm like whatever, guys, whatever, and we pro.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Just don't even play more than eighteen in a day,
and we seventy two in a weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Ray, unless you're live, you play fifty four.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Four times eighteen forty and seventy two.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Unless you're on Live, fifty four.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Lifts coming to Nashville, I know in June, uh me
justin Angelina Baser got tickets kinda sixty anyway, So record
Ralph is getting pissed right, and he's hitting bad shot
after bad shot at the bad shot.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
And totality's over it and still getting brighter out.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, it's now the sun is back out like it's
a beautiful day. We're on the fourth hole and he
hits it way right basically over into the number three fairway,
No exactly where you got it came. And I'm like,
and there's the four Broskis that are up on the
green and they are taking a little while. They're not
moving very fast, they're taking their time, and they had

(23:32):
parked their cart right next to the green. They obviously
don't know the rules whatever. This is where it gets
really awkward. Trump does that, you see him? Yeah, they'll
pull right on the green. Well, I think he owns
the course. He can do whatever the hell he wants,
all right, And they're getting back into their cart, remember
that November Okay, and Wreckett Ralph hits it into him.

(23:54):
Oh no, oh no, no, we've got somebody getting hit
into And I'm like, what the is he doing? Like,
what are you doing, record, Ralph?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Oh, there's a no no on the court.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, no, you do not hit the ball into people
like they're getting in their golf cart to drive off
to go to the next hole. Just wait fifteen seconds
and let them drive off. And they kind of look back,
and I'm like, oh boy, I'm looking another direction, like amen, amen,
eighty one over here? Hey, and Bert looks at me

(24:27):
and it was like, what was that. I was like,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
It's his boy, He's gonna claim him.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Then Burt looks and goes wreck, it was that, dude, man,
what the you trying to get us in a fight?
Like that? Fight all over the internet right now, and
record Ralph goes, dude, what I mean? I hit it
past them? I hit it past them. They were sitting
in their cart. And he goes, yeah, they were sitting
in their cart. Why the hell would you hit into him?
So he's calling his boy out, yeah, and records like

(24:53):
they weren't moving fast enough. I was. I didn't get
it close to them, though. You guys are overreacting. Oh so,
but you were joining in too. I no, no, he said,
because I went up to the people because they pulled
up to the T box and I drove past and
I was like, dude, sorry about that. I don't know
why you hit anto You guys. Clearing your name sounds like, yeah,
well I wasn't trying to fight for this guy, right,
I don't know. Recket and records like, if they would

(25:16):
have moved faster, it wouldn't have been a problem. They
were right here and I hit it right here and
it was like five yards. He's like, it wasn't even
close to them. You just don't do that, racket, And
I'm like, wreck it. And so we're on the green
now and him and his boy Burton Reckitt are starting
to argue.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh so they're starting after eighteen now you're on about
twenty two.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
They are three hole. Yeah. He's like, dude, you just can't.
He goes, I don't know why you're on their side.
He goes, well, it was stupid for you to do that.
And he goes like I said, if they were moving faster,
they wouldn't we wouldn't have a problem. So he's just mad.
He's in a he's not playing well, so he's gonna
take it out on the four Broski's in front of us.
So they're arguing on the green and I'm like, can

(25:55):
I putt for Birdie? Is that okay? I'm thinking that?
And Bert are gonna fight right low key birdie flex.
So then no, I didn't get a birdie though. I
think I three putted or four putted one of the two.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I assumed.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
And uh so then we go to the next tea
box and they said, hey, man, so what do you do?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Ah, the age old question.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Man, you can't avoid it. And I'm like, oh, I'm
in entertainment, and they drop it. And then I'm like
and I'm like, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
You sound like a porn star.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well that's what I was trying to go for. And
Bert says. Burt says, oh, man, I entertained me. Then, bitch,
I own my own creative agency. I don't know what
that means. I don't ask any follow up questions. Sounds
successful and on im MUNI with me. Well they had
already played. If I see somebody at the beauty I'm like, oh,

(26:49):
so you're as equally as successful as me.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
So if they try to pitch whatever their job is,
is how successful they are. I know how successful they
are because.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
We're all at the safe courts. If it's a rider,
Oh so you've got a hit that's maybe made it
top twenty, I know you don't have a number one,
or you wouldn't be on this course. I yeah, okay,
I can see that. So, oh, you drive a car
that's breaking down a little bit, okay, yeah, yeah, that
makes sense. I mean a guy's not rolling up in

(27:18):
a portie. Yeah, that's true. So then we rolled to
number seven, number eight, it's par three and record's just
in a bad mood of course, and then Bert hits
a bad shot. Are they drinking? No, they're walking. Could
have got uglier of some booze. And why first on
six me and Bert, me and Reckett hit the ball

(27:42):
kind of near each other. We both hit trees and
it bounce into the fairway. Lucky shots. And there's been
sirens going off the whole time, ambulances, fire trucks, police cars.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Might have been eclipse people freaking out.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
And He's like, I mean, why are there so many sirens?
I even had one shot. Well, there's not a siren
in my backswit. He was like, can you explain to
me why there's been a siren from the minute we've
teed off. He goes, it's unbelievable. Yes, there was a gunshot.
I said, dude, Well, there's a hospital right over here.

(28:15):
And we're in the city, man, like we were in
a city. Was it flatline? I don't know what it was.
And he was like, ugh, I mean I have never
played a course where there are so many sirens. And
I'm like, oh my god. So that's the reason that
you're not doing well whatever. So then we get to
seven and Bert hits a bad shot.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
And for those of you that aren't golfers, it's sounds
that are right there next to you. Distant sounds don't
bother you as a golf.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Ye Like, if you're in your backswitt and someone goes hey,
then you're probably gonna screw up. Would have more of
an effect than a distant ambulance. It's just making excuses.
So then Burt hits a bad shot on the part three.
He takes his club. Well there it goes seventy five yards.
Oh run, he batflip. He flung that sucker seventy five yards.

(29:04):
What are you? What are you?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Fernando Tattoos and I'm flip.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay, Jose Bautista, what are you doing? He's like, I
can't believe it, and he starts to walk. He's like,
I'm just gonna leave it. I'm just gonna leave it.
And I'm like, you go grab it. Uh, And then
he goes, no, No, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
And then he goes, that's five dollars. I get five
dollars my first club throw of the day. So I

(29:29):
guess him and wreck At Ralph have a thing. If
he throws a club, he goes five dollars. I don't know,
don't know their dynamic anyway, and later on they hook up.
So then we get on the eighteenth or the ninth,
I guess, and I hit it in the fairway.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh, I was gonna say, we just jarred eighteen hole.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I hit it in the fairway. They hit it in
the fairway, and we're going up to the balls and
he goes, so like, what entertainment do you do there?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
We go and I said, he's giving up on his
golf game.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I said, and this is Burt And I said, oh,
I'm work in radio. And he goes, work with bones.
Damn it, why would you go to radio. You're an idiot.
You asked for it. We're literally the only show in town.
Obviously he knew the whole time. Oh, and he was
just waiting and he didn't know when to drop it.
He didn't know when to d because I didn't say

(30:16):
I worked. You know Big ninety eight Bobby Bone show.
You talking about a dog bowed dogs play with Bones?
I never heard of her. I just said, oh, radio,
And he goes you work with Bones. I was like, yeah,
he goes your lunchbox. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's me. Man.
He started off with it, and he tells his buddy, Dude,

(30:38):
this guy's the funniest damn dude on the radio. Dude,
I mean, because his buddy lived in an Ashville. That's where
rerecord Ralph lived. So we finish up the nine and
they're like, all right, man, we're done. That's all we're
gonna play. But can we get a pick? I'm like, yeah, yeah,
let's get a pick. Take a pic. Cool. They gone
got rid of those awkwards. So I'm ready to make
the turn. So the guy told me to come back in.

(30:59):
He would tell me what course to go to for
the for the nine? Am I gonna go? Which which
of the two other two? And I go in. I'm like,
hey man, I'm just making the turn, and just which
which course am I supposed to go to? And he goes,
glad you survived through your clips. He goes, wait, wait
wait did you were you a walk up. I'm like, yeah,
I didn't have a tea time. He goes, can't let

(31:20):
you take the cart. That's their new rule. I saw
it on the door the other day. I said, what
what do you mean? He goes, you're past the cutoff
time to take a cart, even though you paid for it.
I'm like, well, I already teed off with the cart.
I'm not past. I'm not starting a new round. Correct.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
You were engaged before two oh three?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah? Yeah, round engaged at the timeline exactly. So I'm like,
but I've already been using the cart and he goes, yeah,
are cut off now though you gotta you gotta turn
the cart in. You can walk the back nine Am
I under arrest as well? And I said why. He goes,
that's the rule. And I said, I'm looking at number
one right now, and there's someone with a cart got

(32:04):
him And he goes, facts, Yeah, they have a tea time.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
You said, facts don't get in the way. That's a
good story.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
He goes, that's they have a tea time. I said,
so there are thirty seconds ahead of me, and you're
letting them use it. He goes, walk ups aren't guarantitled
to a cart on the back nine. Well, they're playing
the front nine. I said, what if I just play
with them, we'll get back at the same time. I said,
I don't really understand the rule, and he goes, sir,

(32:32):
you don't have a tea time, so therefore you cannot
use the cart on the back nine. You're done with that, MUNI,
You're done. I said, what if they let me play
through and then I'm ahead of them, and because you're
you're worried, I'm gonna get back after them because of
my cart. And he said, sir, I can't let you

(32:53):
leave this like the clubhouse with a cart.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh here comes to the marshall to back him up.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I said, so what if I go to that other course,
the north when and I and I play in an
hour and a half Because there was no one on
the north course, He goes, sir, you cannot play that
course because people off number nine on the south are
making the turn and they're going there. Understand then? And
I look out and I said, well, there's no one
on number nine right now. And there was no one

(33:19):
on the tea box. So that means I have a
two hole head start. I could drive there, fact play it,
and I'm a single so I'll be done in an
hour and i'll be done. Facts, sir, you're a walk up.
You're not allowed to play in the north Course today.
Walk up with this bird, I said, So that's it.
He goes yeah. I said, Okay, I'm out. I left. Wait,

(33:41):
but what about your money? Well, I got my money back.
I got my money back.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I was like, you didn't make a point if he
kept your back.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
The common sense is so dead. I'm out keep my money. Okay,
we get the last laugh. I have a good one, buddy,
But I said, I said, but I don't really understand.
Like they have a cart and they're teaming off at
the same time. I am, but I can't I have
a cart because I don't have a tea time.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Their reasoning is they want to keep the carts for
people that have tea times.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
But I already had a cart. They they so they
were gonna people that are walk ups or lower class
to them, people that make tea times or middle class,
and they service the middle class. Unbelievable, Yeah, it is unbelievable.
To take a break. Yeah, we're gonna take a break.
But hey, common sense is dead man. I mean the
frustration up. If you could have heard my to I
was just like, so, because they have a tea time,

(34:29):
they get a cart, but I have a cart right now,
but I have to turn it in because I don't
have a tea time. But you let me have the
cart earlier. Listen, those guys working in the clubhouse clubbies
divorceas they got child support. God, they think they're so cool.
But I mean it was a aight. So I did
a ray. I played nine to hold golf. We'll take
a break and we'll talk national championship. We'll be right back.

(34:54):
What happened, Holy crap, dude, Well we predicted it. But
what happened Yukon is so good. They were so freaking good.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
He could have got at the beginning of the year
about plus nine hundred. I got it.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I caught it at plus five hundred. But now the
abs and sons are gonna screw me. But lately it's
been minus. I mean even money.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
They they Here's the thing. Zach Edy looks fine. He
looks terrible when he has to actually play against I
mean he scored some points, but he played someone against
his size and he couldn't really do much. Clingan did great.
And then when Kleingan went to the bench, their big
guy because they had like a seven foot or two,

(35:34):
they brought this other guy in. But he was skinny
and he can move, and Eatie couldn't keep up with him,
couldn't find him. And what they did, they were so smart.
They didn't double tm Eady. That's all you said to do.
So the Purdue guys were not open for three point shots.
So it was Edie Edie Eatie shooting, shooting, shooting. That's fine.

(35:54):
And Yukon. Every every player on Yukon is a baller.
Player on Yukon has got mad skills. They don't have
anybody that trips over their dick. They looked awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
My buddy, place to bet? Would you care to hear it?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I would love to hear it. Was it. Yukon is
awesome because they were and Hurley is right. Connecticut runs
college basketball. They are the New England Patriots of college basketball.
They have won six national titles since ninety nine. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Uh, he put down Danny. Have you ever met Danny
from Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, I haven't met that guy.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
He bet eighteen hundred dollars to win fifty nine hundred dollars.
Tell me Yukon minus six and a half.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
That covered.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Over one forty four and a half.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
No idea was even closed. It didn't make it over. No,
I missed by ten.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I didn't bet it, but I always like to say
what i'd do.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
But I didn't tell anybody this, so it really isn't
make it if I really did say it. But I
did say, Yukon minus six and a half scenes about right,
and it'll be an under because the obvious is so over.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I mean, Purdue's other guys only scored twenty three points.
Edie scored them all. Yeah, he put up forty. He
put up a lot like thirty point. But that's what
they did, is they just said, okay, let Edie have
whatever he wants to do. And they even put some
like six foot six guy on Edie at one point,
who probably hasn't played all year. He's no, no, he plays,
but he just he ain't guarded someone that big, and

(37:29):
they would just like, all right, give it to Edie whatever.
We're not scared. I mean Yukon't everybody on their team
can handle the ball. They run, I mean NonStop on
the offense. They are running, running, running running. Purdue got tired.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I think their coach said at some points during the summer,
don't they just work on defense for a month. I
maybe he said, they won't even touch a ball? What
and then they'll just shooting. Don't even promote defense, They'll
just shoot for a month. Weird coach, dude, but weird win.
He is such a lunar. He looks like a dumb
ass on the side. I mean, he looks so stupid

(38:03):
his reactions. He almost upstages his own players because he
celebrates the way he reacts on every call and yells
at the road. There was one time Ray there there.
I don't even know if he's a point guard, shooting guard,
whatever he was. He's standing there, drip on the ball
by the sideline, just kind of running the clock. Hurley
steps on the court and pushes him, like, go, dude,

(38:24):
go run the play.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
That's awesome. He stepped onto the court and the revs
like tweet turnover, gave it the ball back to Purdue,
and Hurley's like, what for? What for? What? What? Did
I do. I'm like, bro, you can't coach or you
can't just step on the court and push your own play, Like,
what are you doing? Were they winning?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yes, he's trying to see what he can get away
with it.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Well, I mean he's bananas. He is a nut.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Well, we did say teams don't repeat until this year,
until the repeated, the Yukon repeat, and the Las Vegas
Aces repeated, and the Lost Vegas nice could repeat, and
we could have four repeats in less than good month.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
It was. It was not even it was a game
for the first fourteen fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Where was it at Phoenix?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah? Was it at the football stadium? Yeah? Those are stupid.
It is dude, It is so dumb. Here, here's it.
It's so dumb. And then people that pay to sit
way the hell up there. You can't even see the
damn court.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Mentory said the seats were so bad he left Bob
Menry R on the show. He was there and they
were so far back they were joking around binoculars. He
didn't even stay.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I understand, you get you make a lot of money
if you're the NCAA, because you haven't in this big
ass arena. So cool, dude, the idiots that pay to sit.
I mean, you can't see the court. It's sort of
like we had a buddy in the building that went
to wrestle Menia and he posted a picture of my
I can't even see the ring, baby, I can't even say, yeah,
I couldn't even see the ring. I'm like, where where

(39:54):
are the wrestlers? Like, I don't understand. I get it's
a money grab, so you and up. I'm just watching
it on the screen. I mean some of those people
and watching the Final Four, we're taller than we're higher
up than the screen.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Then how could you see football in that same field
but you can't see basketball?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Riddle me that basketball is a lot shorter football fields.
Is the field more Yeah, it's a longer field and wider,
that's how you see it.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I guess, Well, we're gonna be getting the game once
they get that stadium finished in twenty twenty eight. Well,
we're getting Final four's, Super Bowls, regular season games, MLS,
World Cups, Olympics.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I don't think we're gonna have Olympics. Don't think we're
gonna have a World Cup unless it's in like fifty
years when the World Cup comes back to the US. Dude,
they can do the javelin from Chiefs Barr. We're walling
launched that share.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
It already shows it doesn't hit anybody.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
They're right. But it was a it was a good game.
I mean, just to watch a Yukon too.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Late, dude, you didn't go to bed till eleven o'clock
at night.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Probably that because I watched one shining moment. One shining
moment was nuntil eleven PM.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Can't play the music anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I know, but it's just every time I watch it,
it gives me just the feeling of wow. Ray I
love when they chill the Oregon cheerleaders. No, I don't care.
It's the exhilaration. The song in the culmination of a
college basketball season, the one that was probably my worst
college basketball season ever as a Kansas Jayhawk fan. We
were so bad. Did you guys get beat in the

(41:26):
first round? No, we beat Sanford. We got lucky to
beat Sanford.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I won the family bracket. I beat Boomer and Baser.
There was only three of us in out of a
family of ten. I have no idea how that works out.
And then Justin won ours.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I didn't win a single thing. In AJ's I got
dead last. You got dead last in ours? Did I
don't know? Yeah, that's probably right, because I mean when
you have Auburn going to the national title game and
they lose in the first freaking round, it's kind of
the sip the ship has sailed. I didn't even look
at the standings. My mom kept asking me, So, what
happens if this happens. I'm like, Mom, I don't know.

(42:00):
I haven't been watching. I haven't been looking at the brackets.
It wasn't the easiest to pull up. You had to
click on a specific tab. I don't even have the
ESPN app. I mean, if it takes more than five clicks,
I'm not doing it. Same with Yahoo. I'm in Fantasy
and Yahoo and I would click on Fantasy and it
wouldn't be there, and I'd had to go to College
Basketball Mania. I'm like, so stupid. Just put it under
the Fantasy. It's same thing as Fantasy.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Dude, I'd click on it be like Iowa beat South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm like, what the hell is? Makes no sense? Oh,
the women's bracket?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Why am I in the women's.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
And last night it came down to my father in
law and Becky Conry for all the marbles in my
family and friend's bracket. Who's Becky? She is Justin's mom.
They lived down the street for me, about five houses
down growing up, they lived, I mean right there. And
Becky doesn't watch basketball, doesn't know anything about basketball. Becky

(42:53):
Conrie had Yukon father in law had Purdue Yukon wins.
Becky Conrie wins by one point. What a final one point?
And we had number ones.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
In the finals for the first time in a while.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
And Justin he finished dead last. Justin, Yeah, he finished,
His mom finished first, his sister finished number four. Who
they don't watch college basketball, and then he was way
down there at the bottom. And I texted him, I said, well,
we know who the weeklyaue in the family is. He's like,
I hate it. I'm so embarrassed. But yeah, I mean
it was great, a great tournament. The tournament wasn't as

(43:28):
awesome as it should be. I believe we were too
many blowouts. Yeah, and I.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Don't think we got the buzzer beater we needed. Yeah,
there was not one team running from one side of
the court to the other because of a buzzer beater.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, there was only force overtime with a buzzer beater.
There was no like, oh my gosh, last shot wins
the game. I mean, we could have researched it. I
just didn't feel like going through all sixty seven games
to see if there was a buzzer beater. That's too hard.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
It was just said overtime one.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I mean I had devastation last night because I had
the square six zero. It ended five zero. I thought it.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
They scored sixty then oh five seventy five sixty.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yes, I'm like, guys, Purdue, foul one last time, foul,
one last time, foul, one last time.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
You needed a free throw. I needed one free throw
and you needed a miss.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well, I mean those guys, whenever I need free throws,
they're gonna miss them, and they freaking just let them
play it out. Dribble the ball, dribble the ball, dribble
the ball, and.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I'm like, all right, cool, Yeah, some of these content
teams are content with losing by six or seven.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I get it, it.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Was fourteen, right, That's what I'm not talking about. But dude,
I saw it a couple times this year. There's about
nine seconds left and teams were content down six to
let the game end.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I'm like, really, yeah, it's weird, Like sometimes they're down
eleven with like twenty seconds ago and they're still fouling.
One's over. I'm like, that's over. I also when they
do it at six and the coach, I'm like, class aic, man,
I might still be fouling, coach. I find it funny.
It's like, man, you don't want to tell your kids

(44:59):
to get you don't ever want him to give up.
Remember Duke came back from down ten with a minute
left against somebody. I want to say Jay Williams was
on the team. Hmm. Now there was one, Oh my god,
I'll never forget it. I think it may have been
UCLA playing Gonzaga back with Adam Morrison, the guy that

(45:20):
had the like catfish like beerd like must as nothing
in the league, nothing in the league, and he sat
down on the court and started crying because he thought
the game was over. And maybe Gonzaga is the one
that made the comeback. I don't remember, but he was
on the court sitting there crying as they're shooting free throws.
Great recollection. I was at Brian's apartment right off of
mope ack. AJ was there and I always thought Brian

(45:43):
looked like Jay Wright, who used to coach Villanova, but
AJ didn't agree with me. I don't know if AJ
still talks to Brian, but they were friends from high school.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
That's neither here nor there. Yukon another one went. I
picked Yukon and so, folks, that's not very proud. I
mean it was so, But folks, I need the Aves
and the Suns.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Or I mean, I got to restructure all my parlays,
but the Alves.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So if the Abs win, they just got to win out.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
And they're not winning out. No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
So the Dallas Stars can win one game. There's four
games left.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
The Avs have to win out, and the Dallas Stars
can only win one game. So I'm asking for the
hottest team in hockey to only win one game over
four and I'm asking for the Avs are a pretty
damn cold right now, to win out. If they do, folks,
you're looking at a quarter of a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well, folks, you're not looking at a quarter million dollars.
It's not going to happen. I don't want to cheer
against my friends. I want my friends. I want good
things to happen to my friends. But that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Tiger's playing in the Masters.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
He's not having sex to get ready for it. No,
did you see that. I don't know if that's a
real story or if that's a fake story. I don't
know if it's ball sacked or if it's not ball sacked.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I might need a root against him. I like short selling.
I like rooting against the stars. I like rooting against
my friends in sport, not in their careers, because I
enjoyed the benefits of their careers doing well.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Uh, who was it?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, South Beach dude, he used to root against me
when I was betting, and I go South Beach. You know,
if I win the bet, I'm probably gonna be more
generous that we're gonna pop bottles, right, So why would
you bet cheer for me to not win. I'll buy
your drinks tonight. That makes no sense, and he goes, yeah,
you're right, good point.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I said.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
If I'm richer, I'm gonna bless you with money more
as a friend, I'll buy you a shoes, shirt, a
shoes something. I go, so, it makes no sense, and
then that I think I actually explained it to him
in that moment, and then he realized, Hey, when it
comes to betting, you shouldn't root against your friends because
if they make money at some point, there's a trickle
down effect.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah. Oh, I never cheer against my friends when they're betting.
I've never come up and like if you're at the
blackjack to him. But I don't really like that bet.
I would never say that to you the worst, never
say that to you. We're gonna take a break. And
then we got a very serious email. We gotta read.
We'll be right back. We got an email says, what
up Fellas? This past Saturday, I was trying to put

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together a pretty sure thing easy bet parlay Yukon and
Purdue money line wasn't gonna pay out much, so I
wanted to throw a couple more in there. I went
to the wonderful Facebook page to ask for help. Brandon Hill,
the one who won the gambling Award for most likely
to go bankrupt at Coaches Convention three, suggested I take

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the Preds and Blues money line as well. He felt
great about him. Ooh, Yukon and Purdue came through for me.
Guess who didn't. Preds and Blues both lost. Just a
PSA about bankrupt Brandon. He's a good dude, but proceed
with caution when taking his gambling advice. If I can

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save one person from having this happen to them, I've
done my job, Taylor Caraway. So if Brandon Hill is
telling you what to bet, proceed with caution. He said, yeah,
some people you got.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You gotta learn the people you can trust through Twitter
x Facebook. If somebody starts to hit a couple in
a row, then you tail them. I remember, I can't
even tell you the guy's name. He lived in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
It's when I was betting thousands.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
But I made a thousand dollars parlay and one of
the teams the first leg was a soccer one and
he goes, dude, I'm telling you, I believe it was
Atlanta at soccer or it was a Premier League team,
so it was a Saturday. All right, man, let's start
this parlay. He randomly hit me up. He's like, dude,
lock of the century, man, do this Premier League team?
I wish I could tell you the team. Let's say

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it was Tottenham and I go, okay, dude, they were
far and away the favorite, huge favorite. They got beat
two to nothing or something, weren't even close to winning,
totally dismantled my entire parlay. And I go, buddy, I
thought you said this was a lock. That being said,
know your people that they have a trend of winning

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before you just go with a random pick. But I
was at that point in my life where I was
taking random pick.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
All right, Well, happy Wednesday, guys. It's raining out. We're
not doing anything. We got nothing. I got no soccer tonight.
It's rained out. I mean, just rain, rain, rain. Can't
go play golf. That's why I tried to play golf
on Monday. And the freaking ass in the club shot
you can't have a car. I mean, just doesn't make
any freaking sense. Why the person right in front of

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me can have a golf cart but I can't have
a golf cart. When I'm going to be playing with
that group.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Dude, sometimes I go chip, you know, I chip r Yeah.
The dude tells me, hey man, maybe throw a collar
on for me next time. And I read the rules
and regulations. It says callers are suggested, So tell me
the word suggested. Does that mean I am required to
wear a collar. No, so when he said to me, hey, man,

(50:48):
throw a collar on for me next time, he just
think I look cute and a collar because I'm not
required by law to put on a collar.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
No, it's suggested. It's sort of like I suggest you
shut your mouth when you're talking about life like that.
You don't have to, but I suggest you do. I
suggest you get your hand off my wife's ass. You
don't have to, but I suggest it. Let me go
get a caller so I look cute for you. One
time we tried to play in Austin, me and my dad.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Those are stricter rules and regulations.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Me and my dad, my brother and my uncle Ken,
And we go to the golf course by batter's boxes house.
What if everybody it's a batter's box and we go in,
We're like, oh yeah, we just want to play a
tea time. You know it's empty, there's no one there,
like yeah, yeah, go ahead. Oh do those two have
a collared shirt? Talking about my dad and my uncle? No,

(51:42):
no not. You were construction for thirty years. Yeah they don't.
They don't really wear called that's not their thing out here.
We're gonna need you to wear collared shirts. Really. Yeah,
we have a few members that they'll get kind of
upset if you don't have a collared shirt, like, well,
this is a public course, right well, I mean it's

(52:03):
privately on. It's not a muni, but it's you can
just walk up. You don't have to have a membership,
right yeah, we can. We can get you. We got
polos for sale right over there. We'll give you a
member of discounts, so it'll only be ninety five dollars
eighty seven dollars for a collar shirt that those that
rack right there. And my dad says, Dad, you want
the one with flowers or the pink floral. My dad said,

(52:23):
so I have to pay eighty seven extra dollars to
play your course. He goes, no, no, no, you get
to keep the shirt. Oh thanks, And my dad said,
not going to happen. And he goes, well how about you,
and he points my uncle Ken. Well, I mean, if
if my dad's not going to play, we're all not
gonna play, dude, So you're wasting your time asking uncle

(52:44):
Ken if he would like to buy a collar shirt. Also,
because once my dad says no, the whole group is out. Yeah,
and he goes you, and then he goes, no, I'm
out and we left. We didn't get to play golf.
That was a quiet right home. It was like, well
that was fun. Who knew you had to have a
collared shirt at this course?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
So yeah, Well at h at the Country Style one,
they suggest you wear a collared shirt when you chip.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Well that's ridiculous. Well I will say this that John
Rahm came out and said that Live needs to play
seventy two whole tournaments. I'm like, bro, you just joined
the tournament the group for five hundred million. Now you're
mad that they only play fifty four holes. I mean, like,
you knew this going in. You knew this going in?
Pretty funny. Yeah, I'd say we root for a Live

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guy to win the Masters. Be hilarious. Really, what is
his team? He has fresh on the bottom of his shoes.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
We are looking at the exact swings of Keka and Mickelson. Wow,
Phil's eight degrees open closed?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
What was Kepka? I don't know. I don't know. Dude,
all right, Happy Wednesday, get in trouble for recently? Didn't
he have his chick? He was mountain or something? Who Kepka?
Oh no, that was New Year's when he was doing
the sparklers out he moves, man.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I knew it was something. Yeah, we ain't seen that,
dude since New Year's. No, we haven't, dude. Me and
Eddie used to make fun of you for Live and
be like, oh, guys are going to live.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I mean this last tournament there was absolutely no Namers
in it. Thank god The Masters is this week, so
I see these guys that I enjoyed watching. I haven't
seen Kopka, Phil Tiger, He's not on Live, but still
rom the one get Cam whoever his name Cam Smith?
He was hottering a firecracker.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
None of them, Uh, Sergio, Bubba Watson, bro it was
Bethea versus McCarthy last tournament. Huh.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I know Steffler sometimes sprinkles into some of them.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I understand, dude, but I can't. I can't compete with
five hundred million dollars and also for his some of
the people have the connections of a president.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
How come none of our people go to the Masters.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I don't know. A girl I went to high school with.
I saw her post on Facebook off to the Master's
her husband and three kids. I'm like, how the hell
do you get that? Mean, how do you get those tickets?
How do you get those tickets? And I've been told
that the Masters, you'd rather go to a practice round
because it's more laid back. Go to this, Yeah, because
the players are a lot more relaxed and chill and

(55:20):
there's not as many. I mean there's a lot of people,
but not as many.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Man, they're just broadcasting all week.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Huh, they're just broadcasting practice range. Man, they're live on
the range.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I'll look at these guys. They're all given DAPs. Oh
it's a jack around fest.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah, Kepka's working on chipping.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
What did I tell you? Oh that's more than ship Now,
that's like a seven iron going two hundred yards. Oh,
it shows exactly the flight of his ball. Yeah. Oh
and he put it right at two hundred. He that's
two in a row. He's put it right there.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Remember that for this week, folks.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Dude, he is he has dialed in. Dude, these guys
aren't a little bit better than us, a lot of
bit better. These guys are exceedingly exponentially better than I, say, golf.
They can go. They would go to the courses we play,
hit a hole in one on every hole, I think
hole in two in every hole. That's just figuring out

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your swing and he just watches right at it.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
But dude, well you can't can't be that in awe,
that's his job. I mean, imagine if we went to
the course every damn day without these micros, without the
phone videoing it right, because I don't have his body type.
But swing wise, I'm not saying I could beat him
or ever even playing this, but would be a s
load better than we are.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Now, Well that's true. I mean, look at he just
knows his swing and then that's all he's doing is
look at his swing doesn't vary. Every single one of
those were the exact same as the one before. He's
pretty good. He's good.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
And also, I mean I didn't play when I was young, So.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
The end, did I? All right? We gotta go. Yeah,
that's a rap. That's a rap. Man. Hey, I just
sent you a hundred dollars too much on Venmo. Will
you send me the other half back? Sorry about that.
I don't need to apologize by paying me more money.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Oh yeah, how do you ask for money back? We
uh a guy to cut our lawn.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
We venmoed him. Now we need the money back. We
found somebody cheaper.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
So do I make up an extravagant lie and say
that I'm gonna moan my own yard now, or do
I just say, hey, man, need that money back and
he doesn't give it back.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yeah, I don't know how you do that. Why do
you need it back.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Because we're going with somebody else it's cheaper.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Oh but you already paid him for the year. You
just paid him. Baser loves paying people a month before
they do the work. But that seems like a good efficient.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
So I thought just to get him to shut up
and not even go back and for it'll be like,
hey man, I'm gonna need one hundred and twenty five
dollars back. You can keep five. Sorry about the trouble
ended up. I'm gonna I'm gonna do the yard. I
got fired from my job, so I'm now full time,
gonna just do our yard. But yeah, I'm unemployed.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
So if I get that money back, so give him
the woe is Me story, give him five dollars, and
then the text back should just be okay, yeah, just
be like man.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
But if I tell him I need that whole amount back.
I'm still employed and my life's great.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I mean, then I'm gonna go text back before this
guy for a month.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Got you gotta say. I was looking up at the
eclipse and I wrecked my car. Need the money, get
in new car. That's it. And I also came out.
He's like what,