Breaking News: We Are Moving To Arkansas

It's been a good run here in Nashville but now we will be moving down to Arkansas. Ray and Lunchbox react to the news and share their feelings about the move that is on the horizon. The eclipse is here but people who traveled from all over have had their day ruined by the weather. Plus Caitlin Clark went out a loser and we tell you who will win the National Championship between UCONN and Purdue. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, man, we're live.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Man, hurry up the clips we got like twenty minutes
sill the eclipse?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah whoa yeah, whoa.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, I don't hear anything.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yo there no yo, yo. Check out my melody. I
want to live good, so I sell dope.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Can you turn my mic on? Check rocket check there.
It is just one button, man, that's it. Everybody in
here pressing buttons. But dude, I mean it is a clipse.
We got twenty minutes. Let's go. I got to see
the totality, even though we're not in the totality path.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ray, have you reached totality?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
No? No, But I do find it funny. Maybe I
just don't understand it that people travel far and wide
to see totality, like when it was in Nashville. However,
many years ago people traveled here like tons of people.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Twenty nineteen was that what it was? Baser had cancer
in twenty eighteen. It was after that. I believe it
was twenty nineteen me Baser BJ At the time, Laura
had a roommate because I was living on Belmont's campus,
and her roommate and her roommate's friend watched it with us.
That friend was also friends with Johansson, his ex fiance,

(01:14):
and she was at my apartment. I do not believe
she watched the ex so Johansson watched it with you.
He did not, but he could have potentially got it.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I know it was me, my wife, my sister in law,
my in laws, and my aunt in law all came
to Nashville to watch it and we went to the
park and we were there and then the clouds covered
it so we didn't get to see. Yeah. But the
funny part is a lot of people traveled to Austin.
Right outside of Austin, Burnett Kings Lynn like LBJ area,

(01:47):
and now they're being told like people camped out and
people are being told to leave because of severe weather
in the area. So they traveled all this way, they
got their camp site set up, and they're being told
to take down. There's stuff. I don't know why I
find that funny. It sucks, but that's funny. Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
When I go to Vegas, when I go to the Bahamas,
when I go to Turks, when I go on a cruise,
you want to know the itinerary I have lined out.
It's pretty damn solid. It's stout. If you will, these
people base their entire itinerary around a two minute eclipse.
When you reach peak, climax, ray, have you climax? I mean, dude,

(02:27):
these people that's sad. That's the sad state of affairs.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Some people are in love with They think it's cool
to watch. I don't know what you call it, the stars,
the moons, the planets, whatever, what is that terminology?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, but it's not the actual Looking at it, it's
not that actual moment. It's that it went dark out.
It's that the animals were going a little bit crazy.
I heard women get hornier.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I have not heard that, right, I'm gonna get home. Well, no,
my wife is all excited about it. The Texas Eclipse
Festival in Burnet is now canceled due to a severe
weather risk. Organizers of the music festival at Reveal Peak
Ranch have asked attendees to leave promptly. Like people were

(03:16):
banking on this. They spent money to travel to go
to all these events, and now it's gonna be raining
and severe weather.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
You know what she said, I'm not allowed to be
on the road during the eclipse. What she thinks people
are gonna freak out? So I guess I'm staying here
till two thirty.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Are you serious? Yeah? My wife put some glasses in
my backpack and she said, here's an extra pair if
you're with anybody during the eclipse. And I'm like, coach,
what do you think my wife putting my bag? I
can't look at you, dude, Bro, They're so dark. I
can't even see you. I gotta be honest. I put

(03:59):
them on earlier, and I thought there was like a
peal that I needed to feel off because I couldn't
see a damn thing, Like, I have no idea, I
can't see. We look like idiots. I can't believe these
little cardboard glasses protect my eyes to look up at
the sun. There is just no way that is possible.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
But also, dude, in all of technology, they could make
them a little more comfortable, right.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's just so they're so uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
We used to get better ones from boxes eating cereal
growing up.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I mean, these things are so stupid. But they look
and you go around and there's gonna be people with
these all on their faces looking up at the sky,
and I'm glad. I'm happy for people. If this is
what brings you happiness, I'm excited for.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Years on for the video.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
How long do I need to keep them on?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
We've got to get a two minute video for YouTube.
Ra I mean, hey, if we go on the street,
tell me if this is a funny bet or not. Yeah,
I was gonna have you put those on, and then
I was gonna get in the trailblazer and I was
gonna kind of hit you. So it's like they're that dark,
You're like you can't even see. And then I hit
you in the trailblazer. And then if people around us think,
but I wouldn't actually hurt you, it would just be

(05:09):
like you can brace yourself and then I would barely
hit you.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I can see exactly where this is going, where the
news story is. They were gonna play a prank and
he actually got rolled up under the car, his shoe
got stuck. I mean, I wouldn't hurt you.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Doesn't sound like a great plan to me, but just
funny enough for a YouTube video.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Okay, how about I hit you with the trailblazer.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Dude leave the house and Bazer said, don't forget your glasses.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Wait, wait, what about me hit you with the trailblazer.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well, I mean I'm fine with that. It could be
funnier though, because you're the more known member of the
big show.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's sort of like, uh, in high school when I
was been in to get something out of my trunk,
Like I had the trunk open and Tommy Wise decided
he thought he'd be pretty funny to hit me with
his car, and he crushed my legs between my bumper
and his bumper.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So you think that's what would happen.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't know. Luckily I didn't get hurt, but I
was like, how dumb are you? And he's like, oh,
thought would be funny.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Is this how they go on?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I can't see, dude, I don't know because I still
have my goggles on. I guess they're not called goggles.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
But you guys want to know the secret to these things?
Why they work? Because they're they're heavy cardboard, black paper.
You can't even see out of them.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, they're iOS quality, which means that you are safe
to look at the sun. So do these work on
normal days? Like if I just want it next Tuesday,
if I want to wear them and look up at
the sun, can I do that?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Uh no, just for the eclipse.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Dude, Baser got these at the grocery store. I think
she went into the actual optometrist and then uh, and
then got them.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Okay, I'm taking these off. I can't do it. I can't.
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Uh, let's see all the eclipse.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Man, you're gonna go. You didn't even have yours on?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Put them back on?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Man, What are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Are you getting crazy?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Put your glasses on? Man? What are you some sort
of crazy? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh there we go. How's that? You all right? Man? Yeah?
My wife, I was honestly gonna try to go play
golf after this because.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh, you better take your glasses. Man, are you getting crazy?
Are you getting crazy?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's supposed to rain all week here. And my wife
was like, well, if you get partnered up with someone,
I put an extra pair in there for you, man,
before you drive, take these.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, Jimmy, Hey, you want a pair of glasses?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, I mean my wife is pretty funny. She sent
me that text. I was like, hey, you accidentally put
two glasses in my bag. And she goes, no, that's
because you said you're gonna play golf. What if you
get paired up with someone and they don't have any
I said, it might be a little awkward for me
to be like, Hey, random persons that I am just
meeting on the golf course, would you like to share
some glasses? But hey, happy eclips today everybody. Hey, let's

(07:53):
start the show because there's big news everywhere. I know
you said you needed sixty minutes to talk about the
one subject. Let's go, all right, Masters week? Oh dun,
it's awesome National Championship week.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Arnold is off today. Apparently he was on Broadway and
Morgan Wallen hit him with a chair.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, narrowly missed him. So he has PTSD because he
didn't hit anybody with the chair. You can fact check that.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And they captured audio of Arnold on Broadway after the
chair got launched, and here it is what happened last night,
you mun man. So that was the audio we were
able to get from TMZ. Alright, we're gonna do it live.

(08:46):
We oh the one two?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
So losers, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with basers
ranch or farmer. We have it all. We're now planning
straw crops, fertilizer and different types of bermuda. Uh it's
grass sison. There's gonna be a lot of rain coming
this week, as you alluded to coach over to you.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Man, Yeah, we were one hour and forty one minutes
from the eclipse in Nashville. One hour forty one minutes. Uh. No,
you wanted to talk about something. You're your first question
to me, you said, I need sixty minutes because you
were disappointed, because you don't like good things happening to
your friends.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I woke up to ESPN dot com and it said
John Calipari to Arkansas, and I said, you have got
to begin kidding me. How does that happen?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Because he wanted it. He hated Kentucky. He wanted out
of Kentucky. Kentucky hated Calipari. Calipari hated Kentucky. He hated
the athletic director. He hated all the fans questioning him.
He hated the lofty expectations and not living up to
the hype. He was tired of them bad mouthing Calipari.
So he said, you know what, Calipari's gonna take his

(10:12):
show on the road down to Arkansas. But I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Why would he go after a team that didn't even
make the tournament.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
That. I'm not really sure. It's just anywhere to get out.
I think I think he was desperate to get out
of there.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Why wouldn't he coach at Georgia. Why wouldn't he coach
at Alabama?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Because they did not from the job. They have coaches
whyn he coach it Western Kentucky. Western Kentucky has no
shot at winning. At least Arkansas has a shot at winning.
At least Arkansas has won in the past. Here's the
crazy part is everybody freaking out, like.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's the who that's crazy, man?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
And I don't know if it's the Eclipse or Calipari
going to Arkansas. Eric Musselman has been more successful than
Calipari in recent years, So I don't understand why. I
was like, oh my god, we got the hat her coach,
we upgraded, we got John call Party. Here's what it does.
It makes Arkansas news relevant year round. Their basketball program

(11:11):
is now gonna be talked about all year round.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's my biggest fear because our boss is a huge
Arkansas fan. Dude, I love Billy, love him. Man. He's
in Vegas right now. We might have some Vegas stories
with Billy.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
What's he doing?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
He said he's gonna do a little gambling. I got
a text that he won three K and forty minutes,
but never a text again. So then I think he
won the three K and then lost three k.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
There for vacation or work.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
He's there for work, but he's got a lot of gambling.
He went to a club last night. He went to
some restaurant where they're beating the shit out of the
dessert and it falls on the table and there's shit everywhere,
and then you eat it with your hands. Okay, so
he's there, But Billy talked about the Cowboys a lot.
It was too much. Billy talked about the Spurs a lot.
It was too much. You talk about you get my point.

(12:00):
I just feel like it's going to be a lot
of Arkansas basketball. I just don't know if I'm ready
for that, because our boss is that big of a fan.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
What I don't understand is everybody's like, oh my gosh,
Calipari went because Arkansas boosters guaranteed him five million dollars.
They did in nil money to recruit kids. Recruiting wasn't
his problem. He recruited the top guys every single year.

(12:28):
His problem is he wouldn't change the way he tried
to quote unquote coach. All he was concerned about, to
me is getting guys to the NBA. He wanted to
be cool and be like, I got this player in
the NBA. I got this player in the NBA. So
he went for the one and dons. If he's not
willing to change his strategy of one and dons, it's

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never going to work.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
The kids from Kentucky follow him to Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Kids don't go to play for a school most of
the time, they're going because the coach is there. And
that's why when the coach leaves, you see a lot
of them say, psh, I'm out of here. I'm going
to this school, I'm going to that school, I'm going
to this school, or they follow the coach to wherever
he went, sort of like Caleb Williams. He went to Oklahoma.
H Lincoln Riley leaves. Guess where he went usc Kayleb Williams.

(13:21):
Next day, Hey guys, I'm out I'm going to usc Do.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
You think ar Kansas takes picks away from Kansas your team? No,
they're close, though geographically.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I think Calipari already had like he had, like I mean,
his recruiting class this year at Kentucky was ridiculous, right,
But I.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Mean, dude, he's gonna be in the Kansas fields where
you guys recruit. He's still get all over him.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
He's gonna recruit the exact same players he did at
Kentucky to Arkansas. The question is is he willing to
a take kids out of the transfer portal and b
is he willing to take kids that aren't one and done?
Is he willing to put upper classmen with some of
the younger guys Because if he's not, it's not going

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to work.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
But they're gonna be good, and they're gonna be good quick.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Right, They're gonna be good. They're gonna be entertaining.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
We need to stop using the work good. They're gonna
be great.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Really, when's the last great Kentucky team? Right?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Arkansas? He got traded. When is the last time Kentucky
was great? They Monk he like in nineteen thirty five?
Do you not remember Monk in the twenty twenties. That
was like the Obama administration was in sixteen. Monk Man,
I think they've won. I think I read they've won
one tournament game in the last five years. Yeah, it's

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pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
So yes, I just don't think he's that great of
a coach. Now he may be got lazy, fat and
happy like whatever. I'm cool, And now all of a
sudden he's gonna be reinvigorated and he's gonna try to
coach and it's gonna be amazing. But I just believe
the one and done era of winning only one and
done's is long gone. It worked in the beginning. I

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just don't know that's gonna work anymore. And Eric Musselman
went back to back Elite eights. That's better than Calipari
has done. So technically it's a downgrade. But Arkansas basketball,
we will be relevant year round Arkansas with Muscleman. You
talked about him when they got to the tournament, because
they started getting hot, they started playing well, they went

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on a run. It wasn't like in the summer they're like,
oh my god, Muscleman got another one. Must It wasn't
talked about all the time. John Calipari is TV gold
and that's what makes Arkansas relevant again.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, they're going to be more talked about than Kansas,
which is.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Always the case. But that hurts you, That does hurt.
But Calipari is als wherever he is. He has always
talked about more than anybody, and that's what he likes.
He likes you to talk about him. Give him the credit,
but don't blame him when things go wrong.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Where did you hear the news that uh? I saw
it on x YEP. I saw it on ESPN dot com.
Man were you shocked?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I was shocked because I read that Jerome Tang from
Kansas State said no, Chris Beard from Ole Miss said no.
So they went to their third choice was John Calipari,
and he took a million dollar pay cut to go
to Arkansas. That tells you how much he hated Kentucky

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and was ready to get the hell out of there.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But it also shows you how much money he was making.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
He's also super rich and that million dollars ain't gonna
make a damn bit of difference in his life.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And what about this stuff? We don't see. What if
they said, hey, we'll get you a free steak at
the steakhouse on Dixon Street.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
He doesn't ever pay for a meal, and he didn't
pay for a meal in Lexington. He's not paying for
meals in Uh. Where the hell are they at Fayetteville?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
You think he's there now or do you kind of
chill out or you immediately get shipped to campus.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
He's there. He got there last night, probably when was
all announced, because he's got to get on the phone.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Getting his greasy hands all over those basketballs.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes, and getting his greasy hands all over the players
saying hey, uh, don't go to Kentucky. You need to
come to Arkansas. Hey, hey, don't, no, no, no, Kentucky's not
worth that. Knox. You need to come to You need
to come to Arkansas. Hey, other top twenty recruit, don't
Kentucky's not worth that. You need to come here.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
But the sad thing is the Valls took a step back,
and the other team that took a step back, Kansas Jayhawks,
they took a step back. I don't think we did.
This is gonna hurt. You're not seeing the ramifications day one,
in three hundred and sixty five days, on the eve
of the championship of today, it will be I bet
Arkansas makes a championship. I mean, they go from not

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making the tournament to playing in the National Championship. And
I'll hang up and listen. That's the ramifications and you're drunk.
If you don't think so, well.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Then I'm freaking hammering hah, because I will bet you
any amount of money I'm betting it.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I ain't betting it, but I'll tell it you Arkansas
play in the National champions.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Arkansas this season. Preseason, a lot of the experts had
them Final four, Final Four. They released a final four
before the seasons start. These are the teams are gonna
be in Arizona?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Did they not know that they're losing? Jay Will and Council?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Numerous people had Arkansas, So you never know. But I'm
just telling you Calipari has to change his stripes. If
he doesn't, it's gonna be the same old thing. And
here's the thing about Arkansas. It's less expectations, so he
doesn't feel the heat. They're just happy to have him. Dude.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
He's gonna be treated like a king there for sure.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
And I don't know about living in Lexington compared to Fayetville.
I don't know what's nicer, which one's better? I have
no idea.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Do you think our show will move because of this trade?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Why would it move?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Bones is obsessed with Arkansas basketball. The team ends up
being phenomenal improved. If I said that correctly, I think
we moved to Arkansas. I bet he moves the whole
show to Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
You've lost your damn mine, all right, lost your damn mine.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'll talk to you in a year.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Man, Hey, I'll talk to you in a year when
they're not in the National Championship.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
All right, Ray, I'll see you on Dixon Street tonight.
You're going out in Arkansas?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Is that what it's called.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I don't know. Went there once and the been there.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oh we'll take a break, we'll cry back.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
All right. We got to talk something else, dude. Whenever
we talked sports, people said they hit fast forward past it,
especially you ranting about sports.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh sorry, yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Burn out their fast forward button.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
But did you watch Kaitlin Clark? How much did you watch?
Over this weekend?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
We had South Carolina. I was working in the fields
and the crops and the plants and the and the
corn rows, so I had the South Carolina game. It
was part of the parlay and I saw early on
that Iowa was cooking, and I said, I said, absolutely, Holy,
I never saw this coming in a million years. I

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continue to work the crop, and then the score got closer,
and then the South Carolina being five deep was just
too much for Superwoman being one deep maybe two.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Did you watch it on Friday night too, when they
played Yukon.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
They played Yukon.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, yeah, uh, this is just I mean, straight up.
I watched Friday Night and I realized what Caitlin Clark
has done for women's basketball and the eyes that and
her and Angel Reese, the rivalry is amazing.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Ray. I was on my knees.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
But watching the game reminded me why I don't watch
that many of women's sports. It was it's hard. It
was hard to watch because there are a lot of mishots,
not shots, layups, I mean brick and lay up. I mean.
It was weird. But then I bet the under one

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sixty one and a half for the National Championship Game yesterday,
and I turn it on and they just come out
on fire in the first quarter. And in the first quarter,
I'm like, oh God, this bet is dead. It is
so over then the size of South Carolina. They were
just so much bigger and more athletic, quicker, and they're

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five deep. Bro. That girl in the middle, oh my gosh,
she's like ten feet tall.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, she's luckily she didn't get injured the one before that,
but she's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Uh And I look, I watched the game and I
realized Caitlin Clark is the only girl from Iowa right
that could play for South Carolina. South Carolina's a lot better.
Nobody else on Iowa's team could play for South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Dude, So that tells you that Caitlyn Clark manufactured seventy
five points. That's incredible.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Her passing, her shoe, I mean everything, she does everything
for Iowa. So Iowa basketball. I don't know much about
women's basketball, but congratulations on being relevant for a couple
of years. We will never hear from you again.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You go, there's not another Caitlin Clark somewhere in Iowa, yes,
ray or on the Tri Cities area.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
No, No, there's not another Kaitlin Clark because she's the first
and only Caitlin Clark. She changed, she brought eyeballs, her
three point shooting changed the game. I don't know how
long it's going to take for another one to come,
but it's like Steph Curry, he started throwing threes from everywhere,
and it's like, oh, a couple years later, everybody was
shooting threes from everywhere.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Now we all spin around after we shoot it.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Ray But South Carolina was awesome. Their coach was awesome.
What she said after the game was awesome about the transgenders,
No about how she said Caitlin Clark, like in her postgame,
like on the course, she was like, what you have
done for the game is unbelievable. You had so much
pressure on you and you handled it with grace all

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the time.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Have you heard some of the other WNBA players all
God dang, they're doing a live broadcast hating on her.
They're actually fine to listen to because I didn't even
know it was on two channels, so I just had
it on. Some of the other WNBA announcers doing it,
and they were doing a good job, were saying, oh,
I draft another girl aheader. They said they wouldn't even
draft Caitlyn Clark won, which is weird. Why why is

(23:08):
it like everybody has their opinion maybe.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I mean, I don't know. I don't watch the WNBA,
so I don't know. Maybe she is gonna get dominated
in the WNBA, right.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I saw Portnit talking about it too. Jealousy is a
sauce served less cold. No, it's just interesting, Miss Peaches
dummy tag?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Is that what they said? I don't know what the
are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Dude? The stuff I say people get, you don't get.
You're not as well versed in all.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
No one knows what Peaches is.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Miss Peaches is Dave Portnoy's dog, and he always says
he's Beaches.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Who gives a damn about Davey Portnoy's.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
He had a hot take about Caitlyn Clark. He said,
stop being jealous, which I didn't realize it. A lot
of the women and a lot of the sportscasters, a
lot of people like to she's a villain. A lot
of people right now kind of bagging on Caitlyn Clark
even though she's amazing as she is. You said, she
changed the world women's game, the planet, the women's game, Ray,

(24:01):
she stopped the eclipse the other day. So yeah, but yeah,
port and I just said, all these women are jealous.
This chick.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Are they jealous because she's gonna come into the WNBA
making more than them because endorsement deals. I mean, she's
gonna make so much damn money. No, snap, dude, we
saw it.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
She was the highest.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
She made three million, Angel made more three million.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
And then another LSU girl made in the millions, and
then Clark made like one point something. They all made
millions from nil.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, well she went darkeets all. They have five million available.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
But you know about Caitlin Clark, I mean you can
kind of tell, right what when the MIC's off, when
the camera's off, you can tell she's like really cocky.
I think you have to be caught, right, that's to
be that good, right, that's in press, like, but you
can tell she's kind of rude. I bet I bet
it comes out that she's mean to surfers or something.

(24:53):
I'm just making that up. I'm totally making that up.
I bet that drums out. So you think when she
goes to a restaurant she's a big b to the
red she seems so rude.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I kind of think she is. No. I think she
plays with a chip on her shoulder, and I think
she's a little mouthing on the court, which I have.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
No problem real like a big mouth.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, no, I think having a good like an attitude on
the court and not being like I like it when
teams aren't nice to each other on the court. I
don't like it when it's like, oh haha, laughing and
joking and hanging out with each other like high five.
Oh you know. I like it when there's a little
bit of animosity on the court like they used to have.
Now they're all just friends. So you don't feel that.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Because now there's Instagram and you can follow people. Back
in the day, you didn't even know who you were
showing up to play. Who are you? You're from another town?
Screw you.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's a great point.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, that's a good point. I mean, dude, I would
do in high school. You go up and you didn't
even know any of these players. Boomer before he don't
plays a team, he sees video footage of all of them.
There's an app where he can click in and watch
their games. He knows what every dude looks like before
he plays them. Kind of fascinating.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
That is weird because like in the NBA, it's not
like you were communicating with the other team before he
played with him, and.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I mean before Sports Center. They didn't even see some
of the highlights. Damn.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I didn't even think. Yeah, I had to have tape, right.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, but who's really watching that?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, probably in film session, they probably all are.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Some of them are. Johanna says he doesn't even know.
He's like, I don't study any of the guys he
goes on the court. That's a surprise to me how
they play.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Seriously, said.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
In a month ago, ahead, you honest, I don't know
if that's the clip you want getting out there? He goes, yeah, look,
I learned it on the core on the fly. I mean,
you guys are probably gonna get knocked out. It's a
it's a Celtics Nuggets world. I'll tell you that right now. Okay,
all right, nobody the Clippers. There might be other than that.
The Bucks, get out of here. Dames. He was partying

(26:48):
in the Dominican Republic at the same resort. I was
this summer dude.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I think Dames washed, Yeah he is.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
He doesn't even have an inside game.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I think I think the Trailblazers were smart to just
go ahead and hey, you know what, go on bye.
Good ridden like you were a superstar. Now you're okay.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Guy, he's washed. Middleton's a year older. And who they
lose that one guy to the Nuggets, the Nuggets, George Carl,
George Carl, Carly Malone. Hey, who they lose?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
They lost Drew Holliday Celtics.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
He's good, He's really good.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
And that's why I don't love the Celtics is they
lost Marcus Smart. That's but Drew Holliday is better than
Marcus Smart, right, But Marcus Smart is a glue guy
that fires up a team. And they we can't talk
sports man people fast forward, but.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
We're talking Caitlin Clark and everything about her.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Ray. She's polarizing, she is.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, I hate her, people love her.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I watched it.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I mean, but I'm gonna say this, if there's a
futures bed out there, go ahead and make Yukon women
to win the national title next year. Why uh that
Page Page girl that was on their team this year,
she's coming back for another year and the number one
high score recruit in the country committed to Yukon women,
So I'm going with them.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
She's probably gonna go to Arkansas. Oh you think she's
gonna play for John cal Party. You realize how far
reaching that is. It affects the football program, It affects
the town, It affects.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
It affects the football program.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, it affects everything.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Why does it? How does it help the football?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
This is generational? You think you want to know how
much tough for our jobs just got we're gonna be
taking trips to Arkansas, broadcasting live. Our jobs just flipped
on their dicks overnight. And you don't even realize it.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
No, I don't, really, you don't. I don't. I guess
maybe I'm out of touch.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Dude, You don't realize the biggest college basketball coach ever
just went to our boss's temper.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah you mean biggest like name wise? Yeah, okay, not best, dude.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
All the new publicity they're gonna get, all the fundraisers
we're gonna be doing for Arkansas all the time we're
going to Arkansas. I told you broadcasting, we're gonna be
trying to do all this other different radio stuff. We're
trying to do TV radio, Facebook, live, Instagram, Twitter, Twitch,
all of it. Man, all of it has changed on
in one night, the same night the eclipse. Hit Man,

(29:19):
everything changed and you're too dumb to realize it.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm pretty dumb.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You didn't believe in YouTube until you were forced to, man,
and I had to tell you about YouTube. Now I'm
telling you about Arkansas. I don't know what what payments
you got on your house. You need to put your
house up for sale. We're moving to Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
So I need to start working at real estate and Fayetteville.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Ray. I did what you said.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I listed my house.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Thanks man for the right.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I got a great pad right down the street from
Dixon Street. Great school district. I mean, my kids are pumped.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
The funniest thing is I don't even know what it's
called Dixon. I went there one time, dude, and party balls.
Wasn't I randomly talking about the shots that we had,
me and a mod walking through the water.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, the ice shot?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
How was I talking about that?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
And then have no idea?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
And he got traded?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I've already got merchandise Bones gave me from Arkansas. It's
worth more. I got a jersey with my damn name
on it, worth more. I woke up and it's worth
fifty more dollars. Probably all this Arkansas gear. We have
worth more all of it, dude, because the coach went there. Yes,
what why? What has Calipari done that is so amazing? Dude,

(30:28):
You're gonna turn on sports tell me, tell me. There's
gonna be something on Sports Center about Arkansas every damn
day for the next three hundred and sixty five days.
And that's just small scale. Over the next five years,
everything changes, Dude. He's talking about being in politics in Arkansas.
You don't think Calipari's gonna talk to Bones. Bones is
gonna get it in on Arkansas he ends up making

(30:50):
a run for office. You don't think we're gonna be
splitting time in Fayetteville, Little Rock. Where the hell are they?
There's gotta be Arkansas, a little Rock campus.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Arkansas, Little Rock. That's where Chris Beard got his start.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Dude, I'm telling you, man, I would not be shocked.
I would not be shocked. I hope you've enjoyed your
time in Nashville. So, dude, you didn't heat it. Calipari
didn't just get traded. Whole damn Bobby Bone show got traded.
We're moving to Arkansas, all right, We'll.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Be right back. I guess we should talk about the
National Championship tonight. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I mean eighty versus cleaning the freaking twin towers. I mean,
there's gonna be a bunch of big ass dudes in
the lane. It's gonna be boring as hell. We'll be
right back. I forgot to tell you. Right So, after
that hot start in the National Championship game or that divorce,
right they in the fourth quarter, they slowed it way
down because South Carolina was up, and I'm like, guys,

(31:48):
just pull it out, pull it out, pull it out.
I had one sixty one and a half under finish
at one sixty two on the night before ray I
took you con over sixty eight or over eighty six

(32:09):
and a half. Alabama decides not to foul in the
last minute. They finished with eighty six points.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh, when you've been missing by hooks, guys, that's when
you gotta take a little bit of time off of betting.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Back to back nasty hooks got me. Yeah, I mean
the one time I want them to foul, Alabama's like, nah,
we're good. Down by twelve, We're not gonna foul. I'm like,
mother foul foul.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
You need to take a break from gambling. I got
a number for you that just means bad luck right
now is on your side. You gotta wash yourself.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh yeah, yeah. I was just like the women's game.
I was just like, okay, I saw something on Twitter
right before the game said the national championship has gone
under the last seven years. I was like, all right,
I'll bet it just because I'm gonna watch it. Why not,
let's see. And I'm sitting there at the angling miss it,
miss it, oh man, caylek drain of three, mess it, layup, damn.

(33:02):
And I'm as the fourth quarter is going down, I'm like,
I have thirty one points to spare first shot, three
pointer all right, down to twenty eight, uh, down to
twenty six, free throw may down to twenty five okay,
And I counted it down all the way.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Win over under, that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
And then it got a hit with like a minute
and two seconds left.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
You've never done more math in your life.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
If you bet an over under in college basketball, could
You'll always say, okay, half of that four minutes, two minutes?
What is that times two? Okay? Perfect? You're always crunching numbers.
You'll always know if you or your buddy because it's
easy to fall to spread plus seven minus six plus four.
You just watch that as it's going. But the over
under cause you're always doing the math. Okay, so they
don't score here, perfect, then they can score eight points

(33:45):
in the next two minutes. You always know the buddy
that bet the over under because he's doing math the
entire game.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, and then I flipped it over. I mean, I
never watch golf unless it's a major, and I just
the game was over and I flipped it over and
the Texas Valero Texas Open.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Holy, it was great.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I saw the very end of that. We finished in
the yard.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
We were out working hammering out the grounds for about
eight hours planting corn. We're gonna harvest some corn this fall.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Love it. Can I get a couple of ears?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, we'll shuck you in fuck and get you man.
Thanks man, we'll get you. But yeah, we tuned in.
We had Bethia. He was up six with nine holes remaining.
We bet him at the beginning. I bet we met
him on Saturday because he was up six and I
was like, ah, plus one thirty, he's probably gonna remain
in the front. It'd be a colossal collapse. So he
still was up six with nine holes to play. It
wasn't even a collapse. Bro McCarthy hit five six birdies

(34:35):
in a row. Should have won the damn thing. I
mean the nuts. Okay, they both drained putts on eighteen.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
That's the thing to put it in over macarthy, Boom
hits the birdie and so he is up one. He
is up one, and the dude still has an eleven
foot putt. To force the playoff, his legs had to
be just going. This is he had to be shaking

(35:02):
in his freaking jock.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
But I mean, do you shake in your jock on
the morning show? I don't have a putt, no, Bro,
Because it's your job, you don't shake. That's his job.
He's trained himself, he's given himself mechanisms to not be nervous.
Whereas you're a person, any person would be nervous on

(35:24):
your position, on your job. What's your job? Co host?
Anybody in the world outside of President Trump, because he's
confident outside of hand, would be nervous in your shoes.
But you're not because it's your job. He's a golfer, dude.

(35:44):
The golfers train themself to not be nervous. Why are
we not?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Why are we?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well, we never play for money, but when we golf, dude,
we we don't damn ever play for money or position
or anything. If we actually played it, bro, if we
really played in a real tournament, you would be shaking
like a leaf. I You would exactly the shit out
of it, and so would I because we don't have
that pressure. Ever, these guys live with that pressure.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
You are telling me, these dudes don't get nervous. That's
why they've never won a tournament. And they go on
to eighteen with a two stroke lead and they yank
it into the water. You know why, because they're nervous
as hell.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Who yanked in the water McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Exactly, due, That's what I'm saying. The dude steps up
with big nuts and hits the eleven bot putt and
ties it, and he starts going crazy, high five in people.
The dude. They come back from commercial and they're like, oh,
we got a situation here. He's grabbing his shoulder trying
to massage it. They said he cheered too hard, and
he said his shoulder went out of socket. Yes, and

(36:46):
you see him, he'd che's off boom hits. And then
he calls for a trainer.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
And my question is do all those guys have a
trainer on staff? I guess so, So there's one hundred
and sixty trainers there.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Or is it just the tournament provides a trainer. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
So his trainer comes out there and they got all
the cameras and everything, and so Bathia goes, hey, can
I go behind a shed or something. I don't feel
like taking my shirt off to get my arm taped
in front of all these random people on television around
the world.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
So they go to commercial and you don't know if
this dude's gonna be able to continue.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
All the while, Homie Chili dipped and he's just got
to look at his ball floating in the right.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
It's just blating down the little creek down to the
river walk, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
And I'm like, dude, we don't even Chili dip the
way that he just shut the bro He was eighty
out and Chili dipped it. We do it all the time.
That was awesome because in that instant I knew Bathia one.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
No, you didn't know, buta on no. I was thinking,
Butnthia wasn't gonna be able to continue.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
And then his wife or fiance's just corn cobbed. She
was so damn nervous she couldn't even force a smile.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Dude, I do not like the way they zoom in
on the wife or girlfriend of players, Like, let's see
their reaction. It's like, Yo, they're nervous.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I mean, do we see the wife like Lebron? Do
I ever see her?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
She's never at the games?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Why ain't golf?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Is it just a curry we do?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Why is it just common where we see a wife.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
They always zoom in on the family as they are
making their way. But what I'm saying is they go
to commercial and he's going to get his arm worked on.
I'm like, if this dude has to witchdraw.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
He didn't work on his arm, he went and cranked
one off.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
If he has to withdraw, this is unbelievable. Dude, just
chili dipped in the water. Dude needs to pull out
a putter and put it up there because he's got
a two stroke advantage.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
He was pretty calm when he came out of there though.
That's why I think he just snapped one off. Honestly,
he had five minutes.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
And he put it on the green. He gets out
and then he interviews out it and he's like, yeah, man,
when I went to and then when he won, he
high fired with the other hand because he said, yeah,
I got a little uh. I high fived and it
popped out of socket, but they were able to pop
it back in. I'm like, what he goes it? Does
that a lot?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Wow? Look to bet him. I know you're at your
computer right now, bored at your job, but tiya, he's
hotter and shit, he's been hot for about a month.
If you guys have been following, and guess what, he's
the only guy that's played this putt, pass and kick
tournament in the Masters and now he's playing the Masters.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Hell it was.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
It was fantastic. I loved it. I was watching it.
I was like, this is fun. And my two year
old's watching and I before the putt McCarthy accident, is
he gonna make it? Goes he make it? And he
made it, and then Buttilla gets up there and I said,
is he gonna make it or miss it? And he
goes make it.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
He knew both those were going he called.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It, and I'm like, damn, dude, I need to take
him to the blackjackey or the roulette table to him
what number? Dude?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
He saw the line of the angle he.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Did and then he goes he gonna chili dip, and
he chili dipped it. I'm like, how did you know that?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
It was cool that they made those putts, but that
Valero course seemed like it was pretty easy to make
some putts.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
That Valo course is awesome. Have you played it? Yeah, dude, sick.
That's the course that little inside baseball. Did you hit it.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
In the creek on eighteen? Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, you did this back when I didn't even know
how to play golf and I was so terrible played
it with Bucky and I was playing that course when
I got a call from Bobby. He's like, what are
you doing?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
And I think, man, I'm using the restroom and.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I said, uh, playing golf. And he was like, oh,
was gonna invite you to play golf? Needed to talk
to you about something.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh, I'd love to play thirty six holes.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
And I said, oh, okay. He goes, what is talk
in the morning?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Am I fired.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Well, that's kind of where I thought we were going
with this, because I was like, what.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
The hell, It's been a good run, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
And so that's when the next morning he calls me
into the conference room and I'm like, and he has
all these papers in front of him, and I'm like,
and he has the bosses in there, and I was like,
oh my god, I really am getting fired. I remember
playing it. I mean, he he called me and I

(40:56):
was on the green putting. He called me again, and
by the time I could call him back, he texted me.
That's how important this was on this course.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, Bobby. I got the email, text and call, and.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's when he slid the paper across to me and
he said, hey, man, I need you sign right there
so you won't disclose this information to anybody. I was like, okay, goes,
I'm moving to Nashville. Damn. I was like, oh, he goes, Yeah,
they want me to move up there, so I'm leaving Austin.
And then he just sat there and I'm like okay,

(41:31):
uh and he let me sit there.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
For a minute and twelve seconds. Okay, coach, no joke.
I was like, well, that's good. I'm happy for you.
What the hell are you supposed to say? And then
that's when he goes, and I want you to come
with me. Oh my god, I was on that.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's a need to come to a number.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
That's the course I was on when that all went down.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Wow, finally we had a story people wouldn't found forward through.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
That was good, dude, I mean, that was it, dude.
I mean, I haven't played that course since. Man, I
need to go back and play.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Okay, that those days when we all got called in
the conference room, dude, freaking terrifying.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
He said.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
He had me thinking that I was going to some
other show in Nashville. He goes, would you go work
for a Nashville show and get paid full time? I
go yeah, I mean that's better than what I'm getting
paid right now. And he goes, all right, man, wepe,
you're all set here you go. And then he goes, oh, yeah,
it's our show that you're gonna go work for. Cool man,
cool baby, I'm coming. I'm coming to your Baser, coming

(42:41):
to Nashville. I didn't know Baser then.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
I know that was before you're married.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
All right, said I'm coming.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
We'll take a break. I just want to give you
an update. The eclipse has started.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Got a text from my I heard guys during the
eclipse become flaccid.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Okay, she said, FYI, the eclipse has started, but it's
really cloudy here. And then probably my sister in law
sent a picture says, for now we have a view,
and it's my father in law and her looking up
at the sun with their glasses. On full eclipse coverage

(43:26):
here on the Sore Losers podcast. National Championship tonight. Why
the is it started at eight forty or eight twenty?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I ain't even watching it?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Why why not started at seven thirty Central time? So
it can be over by nine thirty. They can play
one shining moment and I can be in bed by ten. Instead,
I gotta wait, stay up for one shining moment and
it's gonna be eleven o'clock. They do this every year,
and I'm old, and I bitch.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, I'm pissed, man, all my parlayser f't I really
need the Suns to win out. I need the Avalanche
to win out. Probably not gonna happen. They both screwed themself,
Els and the Dick this weekend. So I need both
of them to win four games. There's about a week
left here. You're not Hockey and NBA. I need Sons
and Aps to win out. If they did, I'll be
retiring because I'm gonna win a quarter of a million.

(44:11):
But they're not gonna win out, so I'll still be here.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I mean, the Suns, what is I mean? Who do
they lose? The Pelicans? Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
They were up ten, they ended up losing by ten.
And then you had the Clippers down twenty four and one.
That's the NBA.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
They were down twenty four and one. Yeah, who do
they play? That's the Jazz? Yeah? No, Kawhi, though. The
good thing is really yeah, I think sat out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
The good thing is the Sons play the Clippers for
two games and then they still need the Clippers to
lose a couple more. But it's possible, not probable.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah. I picked up Kyle Gibson for my fantasy baseball
team yesterday because I need another starter, and he was
pitching against the Marlins, who hadn't won a damn game
all year. Oh, Kyle Gibson went out and pitched one
and one third innings and gave up seven runs.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Thanks Bro, Uh yeah, I told Justin, I go, hey man.
On Saturday, we went and did Broadway before walling through
the chair, and I told Justin, I said, hey man,
this will start off our parlay for the weekend. Detroit Tigers. Baby,
I said, allzukal, I think there's Ace Pitcher was pitching.
I said, Tigers are gonna win, dude, dude. It was
like six nothing in the first inning. Yeah, it was like, thanks,

(45:18):
good inside and pull on the tigers.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
The game started at noon. I looked at my phone
at no less than twelve fifteen. They're top six. Like
my bad on the weekend parlay family. I mean, the
the equivalent to that is an NFL team dowed thirty five.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Oh no, you can turn on. It's twenty one nothing
in the first quarter. You're like, oh, thanks, guys, How
the hell did that happen?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
That's pretty bad?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh man. But yeah, I don't know why we started
the game so late. But I mean, whatever, it's cool.
I'll watch it. I'm I'm not.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'm not. I'll be in bed for the whole thing
if I if I have to wake up to another
heart attack, dude, I can't take it. This morning. I
already knew shit was going south with the Suns. I
knew that was all after Oh look at my phone?
What the Calipari to Arkansas? If I wake up tomorrow
and Purdue one, then actual.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Title.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I literally can't take two heart attacks in a row.
I can't.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I mean, I do not nothing. Zach Edy might be
a nice guy, but you should not be winning a
national title.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
For once in my life. I want to wake up
to a phone, no emails, no text messages, and ESPN
says a very boring night. It was all chalk. I
just once want to wake up to that.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
It was never a game. Yukon led from the start.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It was a mistake. Calipari was joking, he's back at Kentucky.
I just want a normal morning, dude. I don't need
this heart rate monitor going up and down, spiking. Yeah,
I'm nearly forty.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
And you're gonna die of a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Win seventy two. And I just heard you and Morgan
number one too talking behind the scenes. You guys were
talking about grass. She was saying she had to more grass.
I've never thought we were as old as hearing some
of us are in our conversation.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
No, I wasn't talking about the grass. I was talking
about how damn I was looking at the weather and
I said, man, it looks like it's gonna rain all
week in Nashville. She goes, really, I was gonna mow
my grass today. I was like, I didn't ask when
you were gonna mow your grass. Like I don't give
a damn.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
We sounded so old. I mean, it's part of where
we are in life, though, But I'm not Amy. Amy
wants to stay young. Dude. I'm I will age and age.
I'm fine with all that. But just to hear the
conversation topics change, it just took me a minute.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's like my wife this weekend. We didn't go to
the NSC game on Saturday because we had a long
day and it was gonna be kind of cold, and
we're like, we don't want to take the kids and
the cold, and so we're not going to have a nice,
chill night at home. And then she goes, oh, Mary
just texted me and asked if I want to go
to a concert at the Rhymen tonight.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Speaking of old, Lunch just had his flashlight on on
his phone.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
No, no, that's because I was trying to press up
and actually hit the flashlight because I was trying to
look at my wife's text about the eclipse. Ude.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Only seven year old people at Disneyland do that.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Uh Anyway, I'm like, oh, really you're gonna go with
so I'm gonna be here with all d Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
you go at Mary, you have fun. And my wife
got home I don't know, I was already asleep, and
she told me that it took them an hour and
thirty minutes to get out of the parking garage and
she didn't get home till one fifteen in the morning,
always early, and she was like, good god, it was

(48:27):
a nightmare early, she said it just because she goes.
We got to the concert like right as it was starting,
so we had to park in the bottom of the
parking garage.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Who was playing the MLS team?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
No, it's with the ryman who I don't know who.
She doesn't even know who.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
It was Turnpike, Troubadour.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
No, Black Puma are the Black Pumas?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I don't know, right, it was Panda Panda, Panda Panda designer.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
No, I don't know black Puma.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Oh, what do you know?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Tour?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Hey look over there. What do you know? Oh man,
what I tell you the next three hundred and sixty
five days, Arkansas is gonna be on my TV.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
It's not Oh my god, let's see. Oh maybe this
isn't them because black Pumas they were in Fountain Blue,
France on June twenty seventh. Oh my god. I don't know.
I don't know who she would see, but she said
it was chaos. There was people everywhere couldn't get out
of that.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Look at the TV. Yeah, look, what's gonna be on
our TV for three hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
But my question to you is what has he done
that is so amazing?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Twenty twelve National title with Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Two thousand and what twelve? How many years ago was
that twelve? Okay? How many wins does he have in
the NCAA tournament in the past five years?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Was it one in five?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah? So I'm telling you it's gonna make them relevant
because they're gonna be talked about. But he's gonna have
to change and leave it to Calipari to steal the
spotlight from the national championship and leave it.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
To our boss. Somebody needs to do a welfare check
on him because his team got bounced out of the
tournament and now they just lost their coach.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
No, he was he was happy because when I talked
to him after the loss, he goes, it's time for
him to go. Oh, okay, it's time for him to go.
And I think it was the Black Pumas. Dude. I'm
looking at the rhyman right here.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Hey, you know how CMT tickets or CMT was last
night in Austin. Yeah, try to get some friends a
couple of tickets.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
How'd that go?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I didn't get them. Apparently we don't have the poll
that we used to.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Oh. I got a lot of texts, Hey you in town?
Hey are you here? I got another one, Hey, let's
meet up before the concert. Grab a drink. And I'm like,
what concert? And they're like, oh, shut up, you know
you're in town for the CMTS. Was like, didn't even
know where they were, didn't know where they had no
idea where are they? They're like oh? And I said, oh,

(50:49):
I hope all is well, and she said, yep. Me
and Ben are doing a great job being co parents.
It's tough with girls, but we're getting through it. Oh,
didn't know you and been broke up. Okay, cool. So
that was her way of breaking the news to me
that she got divorced.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I guess, dude, I got it. I got or I
text the boss, I said, hey, man, can you get tickets?
And he goes, probably not. That was eight am. Never
got a text confirmation back. So so you're think, like,
so the tickets they didn't progress. There was no conversation
at all. Is there a follow up?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Like, probably not? That's not a definite no or yes?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, Just dude, Back in the day, I got South
Beach tickets to Sam Huntt Dodger Stadium, Kip Moore in
San Diego, Jason Alden and Las Vegas, and about to
be George Straight in Phoenix. And now I can't even
get two cmt tickets. Oh Vane.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Hey, times are tough.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
This is a different world we live in. I saw, hey,
and we're where our star star is not dying. Dude,
getting recognized left and right a Broadway downtown for the
head zone for the pod or when I was bar hopping, Yes,
sore Loser's nation a right, just telling you right now,
if you're bouncing around the bars on Broadway, get ready
to take some pictures my friends at one point, go

(52:08):
the one guy had never even met me, and he goes,
who are you?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Good? Like people were confused at our table why people
were taking pictures with me. It's a little much. He's
giving you a heads up.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Okay. Yeah, And if any of the female listeners live
in Nashville and you guys play co ed soccer, we
could really use you, like, really actually play. I don't
want someone that just to play because you want to
be on my team. I need people that actually play
soccer because we have one female on the roster. New
season starts supposed to be this week. Probably reined out,
so probably next week. Let us know.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
And unconfirmed report that chair that Morgan walling through Arnold
was sitting in it before he threw it. It was territorial.
Arnold apparently was in that chair at one point.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Damn didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah, but he is. Okay, good, Yeah, but we're.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Give them a day to get over it. Yeah, okay,
all right, everybody have a good Monday. I don't know,
I don't know what I know. Ray's sad, but whatever,
But I'm.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Telling you, dude, sometimes the news just falls into your lap.
The Eclipse, John Calipari and Morgan Waughan throwing a chair.
The show pretty much wrote itself today. Sorry if it
was sports heavy, it was pretty sports heavy, But there
were some good things that you're gonna listen to and
love because it's inside info that you're not gonna hear
anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah, you heard it here. First, we're moving Arkansas. The
show is moving Arkansas. Don't tell anybody, all right, eh, Look.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
At this guy, I mean, the guy on TV is
still talking about it. Look at this they're still talking
about it.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
You don't listen to me, dude.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
It's gonna be on your television every day.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
It's not gonna be on there every day Boosters Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I mean, it's all over the TV. It don't listen
to me. This is this is what it's gonna be.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I don't. Right, it's on the TV right now because
it's it happened today like it happened last night. So
you've got to give it a couple of days. Once
they werecruits start flipping, then you'll hear about it for
a while. Going into next season they'll start talking about
it again. But over the summer it'll be kind of quiet.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Guess we know where the Sore Losers Convention next year
is going to be where?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Oh yeah, because we're gonna be moving.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Look who's on the TV? Bro?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Right right? They have to talk about it right now.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Look look bro, they can't even do one other segment.
This is it. There's an eclipse. It's about to close
the world.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Oh my god. They're talking about the college basketball right now.
That's okay, that's okay.