Get Real With The Sore Losers: We Air Out The Dirty Laundry

Time to air out the dirty laundry with The Sore Losers and the new President of the podcast network. Why does she get the feeling that Lunchbox doesn't like her? Lunchbox has to tell her the truth and it might be awkward to hear. Our hit segment returns with Grocery Stor-ies and we read some emails from Sore Losers Nation. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
There she is.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
This podcast? What what?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, the President's in here, guys.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what, I just started the podcast when he
does his voice.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
No, I didn't. I just I saw her coming in,
so she was gonna say something. I want to hear
what she's gonna get out of this fot.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
We're gonna fight in my own I can't hear anything
in these heades.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, never mind, it's something she needs to work on.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I feel like sometimes I tune in and I hear
you guys talking crap about me. So I was just
curious if that's what I was walking in on today.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, we don't ever talk crap.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I made sure I cleared my name that one day.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
You're scared like a little running puppy. All I said
was hey, man, Like no, I said, the president was
going to go, and I was like, oh, we're gonna
get this amazing logo. And it came back and it
was the same thing we got. So they gave her
the same You know who cares about this podcast is
we got? So the President didn't really help us there.
But what's up? I got a question, Okay, how do

(01:02):
you think our podcast is doing? Pretty crappy? Sucky.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
What No, I think it's doing well. It's just I
think y'all need to be a little bit more dialed
in and raindon like the episodes where you spend ten
minutes talking about how the headphones don't work to start
things out, you immediately lose people. I think that's like
the retention rate just isn't great when you start out without.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Like, I think that's important so people know the crap
that we're dealing with, because at work, you know, people
complain about the things that don't want People are.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Dealing with real problems out there. Not their headphone's not
working well. But somebody listening to this, they just got
a flat tire on the way to work. They can't
afford to fix it. Like, right, headphones that aren't working
the way you want to is not a real life problem.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, it is a real life problem because they think, oh,
I'm the only one that my and the copyright work
didn't work, the fax machine is out, the coffee maker
doesn't work. So they want to know that. They think
everything is great in pristine in a radio stateation runs
smoothly and you have this amazing equipment, when in reality
we have crap.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But she's saying, just tighten it up a little bit.
If somebody was commuting, all they heard us was fing
with money, and then they.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Moved on to the next thing. Because people's attention spans
these days are just so short.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I would love to hear from the nation if they
enjoy that, or if that is annoying to them or
to me, they could go to another show.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, for thirty seconds, it's entertaining. But I literally think
for the fifteen minutes of that podcast episode I'm referring to,
y'all talked about the studio, and again, attention spans just
aren't there for that.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Man, I don't know. I liked EVENT.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
We know you liked Event. Like, are we on good terms?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah? Why would we not be on good term?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I know. Sometimes I just get the sense that you
don't really like me, and I just was curious.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
No, I just think, I mean, we had a rough
I think our relationship was not very good when you
worked for the Big Show, you know what I mean.
So I haven't spent any time with you since then.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I mean, let's just if we're being real about it,
that's the relationship then was just not very good.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
And so I feel like we were always at odds,
and not because I really wanted to be. It was
just like, I don't think you liked me.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Then, no, it's not, Well, it's not that I didn't
like you, Okay, I didn't like I felt like you
didn't handle things in a proper way, and I felt
like you were twenty two years old and you thought
you had.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
This huge authority, and so.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
It really I didn't. I don't feel like I felt,
honestly so intimidated to step into that role of leadership
because I was so young, since so continue one percent.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I think you were put in a bad, a no
win situation, and I didn't think you handled it because
you didn't. You had no idea, you had no experience,
you know.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I mean, my whole career has been the show. It
was like internship into.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, you were the phone screener and then all of
a sudden, you're quote unquote the executive.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Producer of what you hadn't even said, the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I said that three.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Times Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
The Big Show, And so there was instances that we
had and I was just like, that is not acceptable.
How you would talk to me what.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Are you serious? Awesome, I don't remember this.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, there was one time I have to bring up
the ticket thing, the.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ticket thing, ticket the Bluebird.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, the ticket thing. This actually made me cry.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, I mean the other thing. The one thing was Yes,
Garth Brooks was doing a private show at the Bluebird.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
What year was this?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
We moved here in twenty thirteen. You were probably twenty
and sixteenwy seventeen, baser cancer twenty eighteen. I want to
say twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, that sounds right.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
How what year is this?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Twenty four The pandemic was twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, because it would have to be I would have
had to been married, and I don't know what y'all
I got married.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, anyway, the timeline doesn't matter. Attention spans, let's get
to it.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
So Garth Brooks is having a private show at the Bluebird, okay,
and we were told no plus ones. I had just
gotten married, so I was like, I'll bring my wife
and you told me no plus once and I'm like, cool,
no problem, I'll go solo. And I show up in

(05:27):
line to get in at the Bluebird and three people
in front of me is Morgan and her boyfriend who
she has been dating for two and a half weeks.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, we had been together for a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
But and I looked at you, and I mean, there
was fire coming out of my eyes. There was steam
coming out of my ears. And when we talked about it,
when we discussed.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It, can I give my side?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I will?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
But when we got we discussed it the next day,
you will, like you said, I think my service to
the show deserves a plus one. And that's where I
was just like, excuse me. I've been with the show
for fifteen years. I think seniority my wife is more
important than some boyfriend that is going to last for

(06:18):
another two weeks.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, So that is Lunchbox's version and your truth that
you're living in, and my truth is that gosh, this
is so long ago. I'm trying to remember. But like
a month before we even came to the show to see,
like who wanted tickets or whatever, me and Gator were
back and forth because I'd asked him before I even
knew if tickets would be available for the morning show,

(06:41):
if I could get too, and he said yes. And
Gator is the program director for the local station here
so I was on the list long before there were
any discussions for any additional tickets. And was I work
in a system. Yeah, I was, and you can agree
or disagree with me there. But my boyfriend at the
time a huge Garth fan, and I wanted to give

(07:01):
him that moment. So that was locked in way before
Gator came and said, hey, we have a few extras,
but no plus ones. And so at that point I
came to the show and said, hey, they're not gonna
be able to do plus ones. But my in my mind,
I was already locked. I'm not like giving up my
ticket at that point. So that was the breakdown. And
then I remember on air it was just painted at

(07:24):
that point like I was not sleeping at night. I
was working so long au. I mean, the morning show
is a grind. The way they all work is insane.
The dirty underbelly, the dirty underbelly. So I just felt
like when I got pulled into that bit about like, oh,
she's like not as important as me. Like I don't
know if I was PM mesting that day.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I don't know what was going on in the internals.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
But that just struck a nerve and I'm like, no,
I'm as important as anyone else here. I've worked really
hard to like get here, and anyway, I remember, Actually
I'm not a crier, but I cried that day because
I felt like you hated me. I felt like it
just wasn't construed in the right manner. I feel like
everyone attacked me on That was the hardest thing of
working on this show.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, here's everybody.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
If that's something in a way online like on air,
like then everybody's coming for you online. And I was
just like, damn, I don't like this at all. I
think that was one of my last times talking on
air because I just told about Bobby after great job.
I don't I don't like.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm proud that on March twenty seven, twenty twenty four.
That's her truth, and that's her story now because it
when it aired, it was no I thought I deserved
a plus one because someone else on the show had canceled,
and she was like, so I just took their ticket,
blah blah blah. And now it's I had it locked
in two months in it.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Now it's go back and.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Pull the segment. I probably no, no, okay, anyway, I'll
never pull audio me and that guy didn't work out
and he's a great guy. Don't feel you know whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Bil like, you don't know what happened to him? Me,
where are that gusy?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I know where he's at.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
So I just wow, you.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Still follow him.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's changed gender.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's creepy that you still follow up.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
But he lives here, so uh anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
He owns a cattle ranch.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I wish I'm sorry that it is that way at the.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Time, but that was fine, and I was just like, wow, okay,
steam out of my ears. Then there was another time
that we were supposed to come up with games for
when artists came in to do interviews and we had
to submit a game idea, right right, And I said, okay,
Bobby Feud and that was the game suggestion for this
one artist. And we get off the air and she

(09:35):
tells me. She pulls me aside and says, hey, you
need to send real game ideas. And I'm like, well,
that is a real game idea. We play that game
all the time, and that was it. I was like, okay,
that's the end of it.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Then we go it's the same day. I don't know
if it was cmt ACM's CMA interviews down at the
convention center. And we go down there and we're doing
these interviews, and in front of of everybody, she comes
up to me and you say what I was saying
earlier is that is unacceptable and you need to put

(10:10):
more work in. And I'm like, what are we doing?
First of all, in front of all these people? A
not the place for it. I did this, You did
this one hundred percent? Did it right there at the
convention Center, down there on artist record labels. Every I mean,
I was getting food and I am like, what are

(10:31):
we doing? We had already had the conversation which she
was fresh out of college, coach, they're a veteran.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
She's learning now. She's probably never done that again.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Gain, do you understand that's why have you.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Ever interrupted somebody's lunch break since then? No?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, it wasn't the lunch break. No, no, it wasn't
even the principle. It was a this is not the
time or place. B. Who are you yelling at me
in front of all these people?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Are yelling? I just I feel like.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't know if yelling it but reprimanding me in
front of all these people. When A, you were twenty
two years old. I was like, this girl needs to
calm down, needs to back it up a little bit. So, yes, though,
there's instances that I felt like you were in a
bad You were way too young to be doing that
job you. I thought, Oh my gosh, she thinks she

(11:22):
has all this power and she's gonna sit here and
reprimand me when she has no idea what she's talking about.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
I was like, oh no, thanks, no idea, Yes, I
mean no idea compared to sorry, no, compared.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
To what I knew and what my experience like. You
were fresh out of college and you were trying to
tell me how to behave and it was like, Hm,
just don't talk to me like that. You can talk
to me as an equal, but you're not my boss.
You're not talking down to me. And that's where, yes,
our relationship freight.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I do got to say props to you for talking
to him like that, because people to this day still
don't talk to me.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I don't recall. I mean, I'm not saying your I mean.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
It wasn't the Omni Hotel, it was the Convention Center.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I surely, like I remember the ticket situation for sure.
I don't recall this at all. I'm not saying it
didn't happen, but it's interesting, like hearing your version of events,
and I'm sure something along that line happened, and I
didn't handle it well. I was so young, and I
don't ever think that I had the mentality that I
was the head, be in charge and like it's my

(12:30):
way or the highway. I think that we just butted
heads because I felt probably like you didn't you didn't
really care about like what I was asking you to do,
and so you're just like when you said, Bobby feud.
I don't recall this, but I feel like if you
threw up, if I said, hey, let's come up with
game ideas, it was probably come up with game ideas

(12:51):
that's separate from like what we've already launched and are doing,
like new ideas. So it was probably something to do
with that. But now I would never come to you
in a public setting and error any grievance. I think
even hearing y'all's feedback about that first batch of logos,
I was like, dang, I wish they would have just
like hit me up and we could have talked through

(13:13):
it and just moved on to the But.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
That's our podcast. Our podcast is like you, Fanton, it's
talking about it like it's fun to share it with
our with with the sore losers Nation, because they want
to see, Like if we just went and we never
talked about how bad these logos were, they would have
no idea if we didn't post them.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
But I feel like that's the whole point.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I feel like the way you portrayed that was like
Morgan sent Us is thinking, and I'm like, no, the
feedback I gave us this ain't it. And we will
probably have to pay somebody if we want to get
which I'll really want. Thank your s thank you, right FA.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, you folded like a lawn chair man. Yeah, I
mean you folded like a freaking launch because you folded
like freaking Kentucky in March.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's what you did, strong woman.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
The truth of the matter, just sitting here today is
a thirty one year old who's like, now a little
bit more Am I perfect at my job? No? But
am I a little bit more seasoned in working with people? Yes?
I want us to be on good terms and I
want the best for y'all, and y'all show I think
you know, I look at your numbers. They're good, all right.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
All right, they could be better, but I'm in the nation.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Could be better, but I want what's best for y'all show.
I just don't want ray you are you?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Are you gonna talk it all right? Or are you
just gonna hold the damn phone?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Just like on the Big Show, you guys talk a
mile a minute. There ain't no gaps. I will take
my turn. I have nothing to say. You guys had
a disagreement and just hash it out. That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Can we shake hands and start on fresh ground?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh yeah, I would rather.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I hate to tell you that we're fine, but yes,
So from that's when when you say I don't like
you like that was uh, I am one that if
you burn me like, I am very like chill, like
I think I am chill. And the disrespect is when
I'm just like peace, like ain't got time for it,

(15:04):
like I don't play that game.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hell, hath no fury like a woman's scoring or lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, just have I have no recollection of that. I
apologize for disrespecting you because I'm sure in a sense
that I did, and that you know, I know my
heart my intentions like that wasn't what it like when.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
You took your other job and you left and I
was like, man, that's too bad. Oh I'm so depressed,
you know what I mean? Like it was so I
was just like thank god, oh wow.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like I worked here for a long time. So you
felt that way the whole time.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
No, Like when you were a phone screener, you were chill,
you were cool, like you were like you didn't try
to like, ah, like get your claws in Like I.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Wonder if that's everybody right? Did you feel that way
like or that's what I'm curious about. Did everyone hate
like working around me at the morning show? And I'm
just finding that out now.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, we had a completely different working relationship. I mean
we were producers behind the scenes, way over our heads,
way over our skis. He was a talent. It's just
a completely different thing. He felt like some of the
people here rubbed him wrong. They would talk to about
his talent fees he didn't like, you know, which is
just rude. You don't disrespect you guy that's been in
the industry for twenty years and then tell him his
talent fees too high or something like that, which is

(16:14):
something that when then you came in. You didn't know
the specific things you're supposed to talk to a talent.
It's been the industry. You just saw him as goofy lunchbox,
where he really is a talent. He's a legacy, you know,
the old people who were the old people. He's uh,
he's a parent.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I think that there was ever disrespect on your side, though, Like,
I get your set. I was disrespectful, But do you
think that maybe I was giving the energy I was getting.
I'm just thinking I know myself and it's not like
me to just be rude at all.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh maybe, but I didn't see you as an authority
figure because you were.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I didn't really see That's what.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I'm saying, because you would try to boss me around,
to tell me to do things, and I'm just like,
I think I.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Did have to give directives. I mean, it was part
of the job.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
She was putting in a positions above us, that is
what I am saying. She was put in a bad position,
so that didn't help things. I thought that her being
in that position was wrong in the first place, and.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
So I think I ended up doing a pretty good
job that I do think it was a learning curve
and I had a lot to learn.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean my wife, because my wife when I told
her you were hired as president or whatever, I don't
even know what your job is, but your president. And
she was like, maybe you should talk to Morgan, you
know what I mean. And I'm like, oh, I talked
to her. She's like, no, no, you guys should talk
about what happened. And I'm like, I'm cool.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Well, I'm glad we're talking because I didn't even realize
you held all this animalsity.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, no, it's not that I bodeled it. He just
read the label. It was from seven years ago.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
We just bought the gap on them.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
No, it's not that I held onto it. It was
just like, hey man, that's what happened. That's where our
relationship is. Like, were we worked together?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Like all right, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah. I mean, I don't need to be your favorite person.
You don't necessarily need to be mine.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
But because I'm not your favor person.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
You're not because it's a favorite, but I just but
because I have a healthy work.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
But you look at me, it's difficult to work with.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Well, I haven't worked with you much in such a
long time, so hearing that segment, and I texted you
guys after I heard the segment. I was like, dang, like, like,
instead of painting me in a negative light, we could
have just talked about this. And that's sort of how
I feel, just in general of like if there is
something that you're feelings.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Lack and her sister's husband almost killed me, I mean,
there's that also.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
A strong word. But he did nearly fight you, and
that we were I was an intern at the time
of that.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
All because I hugged his girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
At a bar or something, and then interns couldn't hang
out with the big show guys.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, I mean, but yeah, and like, I mean, we
could call my wife and she'll tell you verbatim about
the whole in public at the CMA and interviews or whatever.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm so crazy that that is such a pivotal memory
for you.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
And I have no because I told my wife, I said,
I have never had someone talk to me like that ever,
especially in front of all those people. I'm like, who
the Yeah, you know what I was thinking, right, Who
the fuck is this guy.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's a segment, this new segment, no segment comes falser?
Is this guy? Like what said I got a.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Book in this Yes, that's wrong. If I did that
in front of people, Absolutely not the way to handle it.
Here's my public apology and apology. That's just not the
way to handle things.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Also, you have to understand that I have been I've
been doing this when this all happened. I mean, however
many years ago, that was twelve thirteen, fourteen. I'd been
working for fourteen years and we never had a quote
executive produce like, we never had a It was just
it was once again, she was behind the scenes. She
wasn't She never told me, instructed me to do things like.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
You know, I give the schedule and well.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Maybe give the schedule, but she didn't come up and
reprimand me or try to, you know, yell at me.
And that's what I'm saying. So it was like not
a yeller and maybe it's not yelling but frustration with me.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
But this girl yelled at you, Okay, leones, be bygones.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, we're gonna bygones, be bygones. We gotta go bye bye,
We'll take a break. We'll be right back after this.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right, Did you want to talk or we did
you do that time? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Was that awkward.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Now, man, let's rock the pies. Yeah, we gotta start it, man.
Oh yeah, how do we start it?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Man?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I gotta play some golf. Vaser's been out of town
all week, still haven't played because it rained. Oh yeah,
it's all wet.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I got a golf story for you, and I got
you a grocery grocery story.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, grocery story, that's perfect, all right, Arnold, get over here.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Okay, it was hard for you guys. Fun.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, but then they hashed it out a little bit.
We're all good. Everything's fine, man.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
I wasn't around, man, I was just being born.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, you're not. Are you kidding me? You're not that young.
You were in college when they probably you were probably
in high school Arnold.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Oh yeah, that's an smoking dub.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
All right, man, we're doing it live. Don't with me?
Oh the one, two, three sore losers?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
What up?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Genius, y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the West north Side.
I did not intentionally do that of Nashville with Bays
or my wife. She's actually out of talent, so I'm
no longer with her. Just this week, I mean literally,
but we are conscious uncoupling this week we are still
together married. All that white picket fence soon to be

(21:44):
built in the new house Farmland Country lunch over to you.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Man, Yeah, I mean, did not know the pod was
going to go there, didn't know it was going to
start that way, had no idea. That was not a hey,
come on in let's talk. It was more Uh, she
dropped the question of hey, do you not like me?
So I'm not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Dude. I'm so excited because we needed a YouTube video
so bad. Yes, we're big things popping on the YouTube. Yeah.
I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
There used to be a girl that worked here and
she pulled me aside one day and I was like, she.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Was like, I get the feeling, I don't you don't
like me?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
And I'm like, because I don't.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Is it the one chick for the local station?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
She was local then she worked for Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And then she was like, well, we need to go
to lunch and talk about this.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I'm like, why I don't like a woman in authority.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
No, I wouldn't. It has nothing to do with a
woman in authority. But anyway, I got a story, right
I hey.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Well tell me so I can hit the crate.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
The new segment Grocery Stories. My wife heads out to
the grocery store yesterday.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Is it gonna be sad or upbeat? I need to
know for the bed upbeat?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
She says, I'm gonna go get some stuff for dinner.
I'm gonna make something great. Got the kids. We're playing,
having fun, running around. I'm the tickle monster. I'm going
to tickle you tummy tagh Oh, no, Dad, I don't
tickle us. Say you're gonna eat us?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Okay, I am.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
The monster and I'm hungry for some kiddos.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
I want to eat.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Missus Beach's dummy tag.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And so we do that. We play that for a while.
Wife gets home from the grocery store. I help her
get the groceries out of the car, and the kids
are still playing in the front yard. Backyard, They're running
back and forth.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Hold on, are the kids at the age when they
can start helping with the bags at groceries out of
the car.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
They do like to do that, and the problem is
sometimes they want to carry the really heavy stuff, like
a gallon of milk, and my two year old wants
to carry the gallon of milk and he drags it
along the ground, so he gets a little complicated, but
they do enjoy that. So we're unloading and we're in

(23:56):
the kitchen and she's like, oh, never gonna believe who
I saw. And I'm like, who'd you see? She goes,
guess of everyone in the world.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I don't know my stripper at the strip club.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm like, you saw Keith Urban, No, you saw Will Levis.
I don't know who that is. Okay, you saw DeAndre Hopkins?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Who? Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Just tell me because I don't know who you saw.
She goes, oh, I was walking up to the deli counter.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Jerry, what I'm just guessing. Go the one guy that
used to golf with he can never remember his name.
Just go, dude, we can't get caught up in this.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
She said, no, no, you're good. I'm doing it out. No,
you don't have to delete it. And she goes and
I see this blonde woman, you know, kind of standing there. No,
I've never seen her before. Wife, And I'm like, oh, yeah,
she goes, and then I keep walking.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Well, is she explaining her with like the whole body?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, because it's the back.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
All she did was explain her by hair color.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Short blonde woman.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I might, I beg we're the hanger. I'm might.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
That doesn't help me.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
She goes. Then did she turn around? Possibly?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
She goes. So I was walking past her and then
I keep walking and there's a grocery cart coming with
two kids in it, and who's pushing the grocery cart?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I was gonna say, what kind of an abduction story
is this? Jerry?

Speaker 7 (25:22):
Oh my, I guess I guessed that this guy, Yeah,
the golfer and the little blonde woman's wife, that's who
she saw first.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
And she's like, oh, never talked about her and little
thing right.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
He's like, She's like, yeah, so what they have to say?
She's oh, they're just I said, oh, you guys grocery shop?
She like, oh, no, no, no, we're just getting a
few things. We never go grocery shopping with both kids.
That's a disaster. Only when we're in for a few
things and out.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I can't handle it. And Jerry, I don't think they
have a nanny and Jerry says, yeah, the little one here,
I was about to rip his He was saved by you.
Guess he did something in the grocery he wasn't supposed
to do and he was about to get chewed out.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
He was gonna Adrian Peterson him in the grocery store,
exactly what my wife said to me. Oh my gosh,
we have the same humor.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
She said, he was gonna hide him right there in
the grocery store. You don't even wait till you get
a home or out in the parking lot. You're gonna
do it right there. And I saved him, And I
was like, I guess you did. And she said, oh,
we were just talking about, oh, the weather's getting nice,
and how they went to Disney for spring break and
sister's there. Now wow, many too, Yeah exactly, So I mean,

(26:38):
same life, same sense of.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Humor, universal same umbrella.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Ray And Jerry then tells my wife goes.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, they're talking a little too long time. I comfort,
but the wife is there, Okay, So she ends up.
She's the equalized Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
She turns around after she got she got a pound
of turkey and half a pound of ham.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Ray.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
They're having a three way conversation and they did slice
three on the meat. This is what my wife told.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I'm like, why did you She's like, I just heard
them talking.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I'm all right, great the details you never knew you needed.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yes, So she's like yeah. And they're talking about how
the summer's coming up. They're excited school school's almost out.
They're talking about maybe adding on to their house, but
they're not sure if they want to.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
They're wealthy. Well, nobody talk about the ad on you.
That's twenty thousand.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's because they have a two bedroom and they have
two kids, so they want to add an extra bedroom.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Makes sense. I always shared with bro.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, but it's a boy and a girl, so at
some age you're gonna want to separate them from each other.
And their parts are well, I mean, it's just you know,
a teenage girl doesn't want to be in with her
teenage brother. Like, that's just weird.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Do you know how I've convinced my parents. At one point,
my sister was almost in a closet as a bedroom,
and I had the biggest bedroom in the house. That's
that's how much of a negotiator I was as a kid.
Well done. Sorry, muff.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, sorry, muff, But anyway, Jerry then says, oh, your
husband playing.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Any golf you got brought up?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
And my wife's like, actually, he's been playing, trying to play.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Once a week.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I mean, she said, say that again, and he's like, yeah,
now that the weather's starting to get nice, he goes,
I've been getting out there a little bit, hitting the
range and I'm really excited for the summer because my
golf game is looking good. Always like, oh, that's cool,
and he's like, but tell your husband now that the
weather's nice, we should I'm gonna hit him up.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I'm gonna call him.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well, I'm gonna call him and we're gonna get together
and play golf.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
He should actually call him Jerry.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
And my wife's like, he would love that, and he goes, deal,
and you got to have a good night, and they
went their separate way. So my wife comes home and
tells me.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
That you know what, fuck you Jerry.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
And she's like, and guess what Jerry said. And I'm like,
what did Jerry say?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I said? And she goes, Jerry said, man, now that
the weather's nice, you should guys should get together and
play some golf. So I'm not even there. And Jerry
brings up that we should get together and golf. She goes,
he did. He wanted me to pass along the message
and I said it's never gonna happen. She goes, no,

(29:05):
you should actually text him. This is a great opportunity
for you to be like, Hey, my wife said you
ran into her at the grocery store and mentioned golf.
Would love to get together for golf. I said, honey.
Jerry said he was gonna call me, calling or texting,
text whatever, reach out.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Fukward said reach out. So I'm assuming that means text.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Reach out, circle back, circle around, see it.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, he's not going to reach out and grab between
my legs. He's not gonna do that. I am thinking
he's gonna text. And she goes, but you should do
it first. I said, no, no, no, no. The ball
is in Jerry's court. Jerry's the one that said he
would reach out, not hey, have your husband reach out
to me so we can play some golf. If Jerry
says he's going to reach out, I got to sit

(29:53):
back and wait and let Jerry reach out.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Is Jerry always eat me Wilson and we never see
his face, or do you think there'll be a time
where we get a pack picture of you and Jerry together
if we ever play golf, Because right now, dude, I
envision him almost very wealthy. I mean as a taller guy,
rich as hell and just awo. But I mean it'd
be shocking to see if he looks anything different than that,
because in my head, I mean, you've we've built him up.

(30:17):
I mean, he's got it all.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
They vacation rights, always, he's always on the go. He's
a busy guy. He's got always got his two iPhones.
But he's always thrown it out to the radio guy,
we should go golf, always saying we should get together
for golf. I'll reach out. Not even there, I'm not
even at the grocery store, and he throws it to
my wife. Tell your husband, I'm gonna reach out. Now

(30:40):
that the weather's nice, we should play some golf.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I don't know if we're taking a break, but we know, dude,
that's the easiest out ever. We should hang out again
us with that, we do want to hang out with
the Dodds, but it's always we gotta go do it.
We gotta do get the family together, it's always the
last thing you say. It's perfect, and then everyone goes, yeah,
that'd be awesome. We gotta go to a bargain sometime later. Man,
it's just the perfect outro. It's a perfect last thing

(31:03):
to say, and you and me we gotta go to
Vegas together. It's just the perfect thing. Dude.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's sort of actually, that's gonna happen. It is gonna happen.
It's sort of like Kevin and Pitts in the studio
the other day. I was talking to him.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I was like, dude, oh, what were they doing?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
No, they were in the their their sites, their side room.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Holy what were they doing?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Editing audio, editing commercials, putting together the podcast. I walked
in on them right and and oh, well no, they
had pants up and Pitts brought his driver into the studio.
Kevin was lining up his butt and I was like,

(31:43):
all right, boys, you guys have a good day. Dude,
it looks like the weather's gonna be good Friday. And
I said we should maybe get together and play golf Friday.
I'll talk to Ray about it. There you go, and
I'm like perfect. And then I go in there this morning,
I'm like Hey, what are you guys thinking about Friday?
He's still in They go, oh, actually, we're playing golf

(32:05):
on Saturday. Well what, I totally forgot that. We talked
about playing Friday, like.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Cool man, Friday's good Friday and Saturday. That's what I have, Boomer.
All of them are coming back into town from Orlando,
so we're hosting them for a one day.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Are they driving, No, they're flying. So they're driving, flying
to National than flying back to Detroit.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Well I can't play Saturday either because I have a
family and Soster weekend. I was just like, well, cool man,
all right, well I'm glad we made those plans two
days ago to discuss golf. And then it was that
the sort of Jerry move, like hey, yeah, I maybe
we'll play golf on Friday.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
All right.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Then I bring it up again. It's like, oh, awkward,
thought you were gonna forget about it. But yeah, so
Jerry is back, man, Jerry is back. I think you
guys will play.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's so much easier to play two people than four
with Pitts you Kevin. If I was thrown in the mix,
that's four people's schedules. I love one other persons schedule. Hey,
can you play like you and Jerry. I don't know
why that hasn't worked.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Out well because Jerry says it but never reaches back out.
He's the one that says, hey, man, let's get together
and play golf. I'll call, I'll text you, I'll reach out.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
But here's the thing. It's just like me and my neighbor.
I've waved to the guy right across from my house
twenty times. At some point we have to meet and
say hi. I can't wave at him anymore. You and
Jerry can't send text anymore. I've never texted him or
but you can't say that anymore. We should play golf sometime,
I don't say I wave my arm out one more time.

(33:32):
When I come home from work at my neighbor and
still haven't met him, I'm literally gonna run my car
into my house right. I can't do it anymore. I can't.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I'm gonna pull my car over in the middle of
the road and be like, how's it going, man, how
you like awkward?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
How the fuck are you? I'm ray? I can't. I
can't wave at him one more time. I just can't.
I've never met the guy I told you, and our
neighbors are lived there for like a week.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I do.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Our other neighbors came over drunk and they're walked over
and they were like, hey, we can go meet him
right now. I'm friends with him. We can go meet him.
Thank god we didn't. We're all about seven deep. We
walk in with his family there I am on a
Saturday night, he'd be like, who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
This guy?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
So yeah, right now, that's where Jerry's at. But you
want to talk about awkward. There's a family, let's cross
street from me. I've talked to the dude. I never
got his name. It's always like, hey, man, how's it
going good? How you doing good?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Man, see you later. Like there's never been a hey,
what's your name?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
His wife has never said a word to me, never
said a word to me or my wife. She gets
out of a car, straight in the house, never hey,
how's going good to see you? Nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Some of his relationships are like that with neighbors.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
But that's what you're saying, your neighbor. You wave and
that's it.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
But he is right across from my neighborhood, across from
my street and my neighborhood's known as friendly. I mean,
the lady next to us, her husband passed away, apparently
shit a food train for two months. People go to
her house every night and hang out with her. It's
apparently the most friendly neighborhood ever. It's just known for that.
So the fact that you live in that one, that
that neighborhood Pleasantville, that's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I almost called it Platteville. So what that is?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, dude, my apartment people, the guy next to me,
I don't he smoked pot. I don't even know his name,
but if it's known as Bomber, Yeah, word happened to him.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh he's still here, man, he's still listening, right weed, Bomber,
you're still around. Emails at gmail dot com, sore losers locks.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I thought he died. He moved to Phoenix. What Yeah,
he's tweeted the other day. I live in Phoenix. People
drive fast, I said, what happened to Minnisota? Yess he moved.
Who knew, man, everybody's coming here? Ray thirty a day
mo in Tampa.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
He moved to the correctional facility. They moved him from
uh Florida to Levenworth.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I mean he's delivered.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, he's delivered. He works in the mail room Atworth.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break. But hey, that's a
grocery story. We'll be right back now. I wait, I
got a question before we take a break. Do I
have to say grocery stories? Or is that a grocery story?
Do I have to do plural?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah, it's always gotta be plury. Okay, that's the point
of it.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
That was a grocery stories. We'll be right back. I
might be an old man, Ray, Maybe I am way
off based on this.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Let yourself age, dude.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Maybe I am out of touch.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Don't be like Amy from The Big Show. She looks
the exact same she did when we moved here and
she was thirty three. But Ray, I'm aging.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I don't understand how the coaching hires happened in college basketball.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
They're happening now.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I don't understand how the head coach at James Madison
is coaching in the NCAA tournament on Sunday. I think
they played Duke.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah they did, Justin lost his ass.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
James Madison got the doors blowed off, blowed off, blowed off,
and he is busy coaching, right, and the very next
day he's announced as the head coach at Vanderbilt University.
Excuse me, when did he have time to.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Interview people like handlers?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Hold on, so you're telling me this whole week why
he's preaching to his team about we're gonna go out
and win the national title. We are the best team
in America.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
But hey, if you guys lose this weekend, I've already
got a job lined up. Just so you know, I'm
already leaving for Vanderbilt, but I'm gonna coach you to
the best of my abilities. But really, if we win
or lose, I don't really care because I'm already leaving.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
How does that work?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Well, I mean, if you left this podcast, you could
easily get a job tomorrow, But.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I wouldn't already have it lined up. I mean, it's
within twelve hours. Like I've got a couple of lines
the Drake, the Drake head coach. They get eliminated the
next day, he's the head coach at West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Right, because of what we said, it ups their value.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
No, I understand it, observed, but why not make it
look like you're interviewing him. It takes a week like, Okay,
I wasn't thinking about this job, but once we got eliminated,
they came to me. It's like they got announced it
for March Madness. The bracket comes out and they're like,
all right, Drake is an eight seed in this region.
And then he's like, well, I gotta go interview for
West Virginia. You guys go to practice. I'll be over here.

(38:34):
How does this happen?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Make the analogy the easiest one. It's just like relationships.
The person that gets into a relationship immediately after the breakup,
you know, they were probably texting that person while you
were dating, sadly, and that's obviously what you just learned
right there. That coach was kind of shopping around while
his team was going through a run.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
So he's sitting there going, all right, run it again,
Run it again. Hey, Billy man, I could be in
West Virginia by Tuesday. Uh sorry, guys, that was a
bad shot. Do it again, Do it again?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, you know, I'd like to live on the west
side of town if you don't mind, because I hear
that's where the white picket fences are in the view
of the river.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Uh, Jacob, you traveled, give me a run a lap okay,
yeah yeah? In my office, I would like to have
a gatorade, you know, machine cool. All right, guys, thanks
vibe get water. I mean, so is he texting? Wife's practicing?
Are you concentrating on your team or are you not
concentrating on your team?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Where'd you go to?

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
The Drake coach went to West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Drake went to west Or? Who did Holy Cross or
James Madison?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I think he came to Vanderbilt.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
If he oh that's right, you said so, He's like, hey, guys,
next play Anchor down up?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, all right? Uh, I said the wrong thing at halftime. Guys,
we're gonna go out here. We're gonna shock the world.
Doors on three. I mean, what are dukes?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Dukes on three? Three dukes? You guys want to go
play some Broadway I mean basketball basketball. I wasn't thinking
about the party street in Nashville of Vanderbilt.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah, I mean Washington State coach. They get eliminated by
Iowa State. Next day he's the head coach at Stanford.
It's like, how how does this happen?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Maybe it's not viewed as cheating in the industry. Maybe
you're allowed to kind of talk a little bit. It's
known in IL world. Maybe the players are even talking
about it now. I do know, dude, May what's up?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Hey man, hey bro, hey, hey man, you get you're
gonna go to TCU get some of that money over there? Bro,
they got more caller dealerships. Bro, Dude, that probably easily
talks like that. Did you see some of the amounts
of money these women college players are making in the millions?
Angel rees?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Really the Clark chick from I saw that Caitlin Clark
was offered five million dollars ice Cube to go play for.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
The Big Three ice Ta Ray she has to do it. No,
should be the first woman to ever do it. She'll
probably make more in WNBA. She already has a state
farm commercial.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
No, no, she is gonna well damn, that's a good question.
But her salary in the in the w NBA is
not gonna be any anything.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
But m yeah, bro, we had we had w NBA
coming to Texas State. There was ten people there. I mean,
I think a couple of the ladies brought their kids
to the game. I mean, not even being funny. So
I mean they don't. They don't even make enough that
they still have to parent their kids. They don't. Couldn't
have a sitter or a daycare, dude, I'm dead serious.
I think Cheryl Swoops brought her kids to the arena.

(41:28):
I swear to god she had one of them in
her arms and the one was walking.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I So that's what I'm saying, Like, is it worth it?
Like would she still get endorsement deals if she played
for the Big Three?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I think she would.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Well.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Big Three though really didn't pop off. I'm saying that
they thought it was going to.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
But if you have Caitlin Clark, right, I would if
eye fouls her, Yeah, hitser in the boob right, If
I'm Caitlin Clark, I take that five million.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Ain't taken it because the fact that it went to
the press means she turned it down. Are they just ice?
Cb T just announced it.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
No, he said I wouldn't. This was gonna be cut private.
But since now it's out there, will admnute. Yeah, we
offered her five million. It's very interesting because I love when.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
People's finances come out there. You're like, ugh, guys were
willing to give up five million. They have five million?
Just chilling, that's so.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I mean, yeah, the Big three makes enough money to
get but he has it. He has it, and maybe
he's thinking if that five million dollars will bring so
many eyeballs and advertisement dollars because of Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
But how awkward is that every player now in the
in the making five million? So they award Hey, they
want more money.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
It's sort of Hey, it's sort of like the NBA. Dude, wait, uh,
Dona Chick is getting paid forty million. I'm gonna hold out.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I want more. Fricking Lakers dude. Came back and beat
the Bucks last night, ruined my parlay.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh did you have a parlay?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Sorry? Random trying to make two hundred dollars before Bay
got back. How they go, well, uh, Vanderbilt. What's the
other team in Nashville? Oh yeah, Saint Louis Pred's damn it,
Nashville Predators. They ended up winning, coming back beat in
the Kings. People don't like our parlays, screw it. But
then the Bucks ended up just absolutely folding and selling,
and the Lakers came back and from an eighteen point

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deficent in the fourth and won the game, and then
I had the under in the Dallas You said, Donic, Sorry.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, Now, can I tell you another thing?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I know?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Can we stop with so and so entered the transfer
transfer portal. The only news we need to know is
so and so is not in the transfer portal. Everybody
is in the transfer portal.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Dude, Boom. Anytime Boomer gets to a street corner and
if a homeless person switch corners, he goes hey bro
entered the transfer portal.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, I mean Florida guard Riley Kugel, he averaged nine
points per game transfer portal. I mean, and you you
see San Diego guard who averaged eighteen points a game
transfer portal. Uh TCU foward Jacoby Coles averaged ten points
a game transfer portal. We need a trans Minnesota for

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where Joshua Ala Joseph average seven points a game transfer portal.
I'm everybody, uh. Colorado guard Javon Hadley eleven points a
game transfer portal. That's in guard everybody transfer portal. To
Dan the Burns, the number five rebounder in D one,
breaks down his transfer transfer portal process and talks about

(44:23):
upcoming visits. I mean, it's like everybody everybody is entering
the portal.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Hey, portal, what was your other segment or teasing?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
What was my other segment?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Grocery stories?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
That grocery stories? And then I was upset about the coaches.
The transfer portal is annoying as hell, and you want
to talk gambling, dude, that's what.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh we were gonna say Vegas, dude, he said at
the very beginning of the show. No, it wasn't crime podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
It was Transfer Portal.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Was it Vegas?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
No, it wasn't Vegas.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Man. Don't sleep on it, dude.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I don't think I said anything.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yes you did, But did you see the dude in
the that's.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
In trouble rat?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Did it peak your interest?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
John Tay Porter, Michael Porter's brother. Do you see what happened? No,
you really didn't. Who the heck is this guy? Are
you listening? Yes, dude. He is being investigated because there
was two instances where he was the most bet prop

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bet in all of the NBA.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
That's a red flag or age flag, and.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
It was like, uh, his points were seven, his rebounds
were five, assists four or something. For the game, he
goes off for twenty Nope, he played three minutes and
said he had an eye irritation, went out of the game.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
All you gotta do is get in. That's how they
screw the betters. That's definitely investigation.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
And then it happened like a week later, he reaggravated
an injury, had to go out after like ten minutes
in the game.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Someplace they'll refund it.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
But whole no, no. So many people won though, because
they all bet.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Under no crap. But you think that slag. Those bets
ain't letting you put one hundred thousand on a player.
So you're telling me that dude was doing it for
like ten grand, that's what.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
But he only makes four hundred grand. He's on a
two way contract.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
You risk your whole career. I agree with you, so
your buddy can make ten grand.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It's sort of like the coach. What coach was that?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
I think? I swear to God our site the max
Alabama coach. The max you can bet is ten grand.
I mean, nobody would ever throw anything for ten grand.
I'm about to like, why ten grand? What are we
doing here?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
But it's obvious that I mean to go in the
game and after three minutes say oh, eye irritation, and
you're out. Of every player in the NBA, this dude,
Johntay Porter is the most.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Bet wait to see the Spurs.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
No, he's on the Raptors, I believe. Okay, No, the
Spurs don't get involved in that.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
The thing I will understand about that is you go
with the guys. But sometimes it's fun to do a
guy under three and a half points because due they
never play. So if does that guy kind of not play.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I mean he averages like I don't know, he doesn't
play much, But that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
But sometimes it's the very guy in the very bottom.
You're not going after the dawn chicch where he had
under thirty two or above thirty two. You go after
a guy that's three and a half. Bro, the only
plays for ten minutes, but those ten minutes are hype
like me and justin. Oh shit, he got in. Bro,
turn your TV on. Homie's playing right now. You better
hope he doesn't score three points.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
But I hope it's not true. But it's like, dude,
you're giving away your whole career, your whole career, so
your buddy down the street can make fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
All that stuff's tracked too.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
And you're gonna get what is he gonna cut you
in on?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Half?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I don't think we took a second break. We did,
we did, we did well. You want to take another break?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I didn't know, Okay, but yeah, I mean it is
wild to me. I read that, I was like, damn.
And then I saw there trying to get all player
props banned in college basketball, college sports.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah, it used to be.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I think that's smart.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
It used to be because that used to not be
able to do.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
It, right, But I think they should do I think
it'd be great if they do that because the influence
money for a college kid is a lot more tempting.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, you should not be able to do it. I
don't know. They just open the door for it. You
couldn't do college props.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know much else, dude,
great pond.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I think it started off with the bang you and Morgan.
You guys got your sides in. You also made up
irl and we got a YouTube video which I was
desperate for.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, you were desperate. I wrote something else down here,
but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Was it Vegas Stories and there was no Vegas Stories.
It might have been gambling. I don't know, Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Hey show Hey, he's not going to answer any more
questions about the interpreter.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
If you guys, remember I said to bet Suns to
win whatever division they're in, and it's I mean even
right now, it's like twenty five hundred. It's insane. That's
they're only two and a half back. There's maybe ten
games left. What is it seventy two and at seventy one,
so there's eleven games left. Yeah, games back. I would

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take it at twenty five times your money. They just
got to beat the Clippers. I mean, Bradley Beal, Kevin Durant,
does Bradley Beal ever play booker? They're all playing right now.
I got beat last night.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
They got beat by the Spurs the other night without Wimby.
That's when it was without Wimby they lost. Oh mean
that's pretty bad. All right, we should probably take in
another break. That's okay. Should we take a break and
then read an email?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Take a break.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
We'll take a break and we'll be right back. What
do you have?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Well, I don't know. Abby's annoying the piss out of me.
What is she mad about? Sending me text. Do you
know why a log would be blank like this? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
You and Arnold were doing something and you freaking hit
de leat. I mean, it's really that easy. It's not
that hard.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Abby.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
God. You guys shouldn't be doing it while you're on worktime.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Hey did you do the time? Yeah? I did.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Oh we got Joe from Sarasota. He's back. Hey, coachers,
it's your twenty twenty four which just gonna mention Rookie
of the Year year here. Gotta say, you guys are
nailing the March Madness coverage. I especially love the Morehead
State talk. My wife and I both graduated from Morehead State.
We've known for We're known for Phil Simms, okay, Kenneth Reid,

(50:17):
and get this for being the hardwood capital of the world.
You can't make this stuff up. We have an abundance
of lumber and mills and actually have a hardwood festival
to acknowledge it. Boys, I will get your hats in
the mail. My wife and I have been together over
twenty five years and I can't think Morehead enough. Keep
up the great pods. Joe and his hot young wife

(50:39):
from Sarasota. He's the one that his wife looked like
she was twenty years younger than him.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Is that our boy from Florida.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah, that's the one that we thought, Oh my god,
he picked her up like he was the old guy
and founder.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
At some point I thought she was his daughter. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
They won an award. Did they win the Thrupple? No,
they won Rookie of the Year, Rookie of the Year.
The throat ble was the people from Chilicothe, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Correct, the horse guy. The horse guy brought his buddy
and they were plucking the chick. Yeah, and his wife
was super hungover.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
She was the first. The second day, like that Saturday,
she was ready to die. She went a little hard
on that Friday.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Night the party bus party bus ray. That one picture
made it on her Instagram.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Sore losers, pot Dear coaches, I'd like you to know
that I'm doing well. Life'sman iffing liffing' iffing? What is that?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
H It's it's code talk for means they've been doing drugs.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Okay, do you want to know what's worse than losing
your bracket on day two with Auburn losing your champ
on day one with Kentucky. I really thought within the
level guards they could make a run, but alas a
white guy who's worse shooter than me, ended my bracket.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I don't see color.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Thanks Maddox Pots, Thanks maddox yep quality bad email. Here's
a Marco from the Bronx, Yo, LB and Ray. I
know March madness is the buzz and I don't want
to hear the pod away from it. I just wanted
to get your take on something quick. Otani and Yamamoto
are way too overrated. I was so happy to see

(52:08):
ya Moto give up five runs in his debut. Maybe
I'm upset because they both said no to the Yankees
and we all know they would have been way better here.
But there are a bunch of bums to me. Now
let me know your thoughts. I'll hang up and listen.
PS love the pod Manco Marco from the Bronx Marco
You're You're just You're bitter show. Hey, Otani is the

(52:29):
best baseball player in the history of baseball. He's amazing.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, he's gonna be the home run leader and we
do have him in a future.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
He has himself and that too. He bet on it.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Coach. I got text from Justin all right, let's do it.
Text from Justine yesterday we were talking about trying to golf.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
A major league baseball starts tomorrow. H yeah, Opening Day,
Phillies winning the World Series.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
That's Angelina's favorite team. Okay, you guys are gonna get
along well because he's been trying supposed to be justin Angelina,
me and you and we all scramble or golf together.
What what?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
No scramble, Let's just play okay, because whoever has me
on their team is gonna win.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
He texted me yesterday, I have two appointments today with
my therapists. Oh oh, so he said, I'm scheduled around them,
so I can't do anything. And then I said, what therapists?
Your sex therapist.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
He didn't laugh, he didn't say yeah, her name's Angelina.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I said, they're gonna tell you to a.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
They're gonna say anger management.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
They're gonna tell you the oh. And then he goes, yes.
They suggested that I should be a primary objective to
get out of this slump is the anger bang. I
guess I have to oblige doctor's orders. And then he
said we should go to Baltimore for a casino trip.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Baltimore. What random crap is that.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
The bridge collapse in Baltimore. Why else would he say Baltimore?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
And then he goes, hey, man, did you get your
tickets to fire Festival too yet? Pre sale? Apparently now
it's only forty five hundred to sleep in a trash can.
I don't know if he's just.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
No, they really are on sale. They are on sale.
I saw Billian McFarlane is he is determined to put
on fry Festival two.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I mean sure, it'll be probably the Firefest or fry
Fest Firefest, I can't remember. I mean this, dude, how
dude owes millions? It has to be a success.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Oh, here's another one from Marco from the Bronx. Yo coaches.
My Yankees are done for four. First Cole's got an
MRI and now Judge is getting one two No.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Futures.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I might drink the season way before it starts. F
New York Sports, There's no doubt NYC is cursed. Stay fresh,
Marko from the Bronx. Marco, you guys were done, no
matter what you have no pitching. You guys went out
and got one sodo. That's what you guys do every
year you get more hitting, more hitting, more hitting. You
need to worry about pitching. The Yankees never worry about pitching.
You always go four hitters. You guys suck.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
You should have signed Jordan Montgomery, but he went to Arizona. Sorry,
can we do a look up on Judge and his injury?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Well, this was like a week ago. He's fine. He
just said it's going to take a routine maintenance on
his toe all year or the rest of his career.
It's going to be something that bothers him all from
running into the wall.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Well, that's not going to be a home run leader.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
All right, have a great day, guys.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
We out look for a YouTube video.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Man Get Real with Caroline Hobby More like Get Real
with the sore Losers man.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
O that hinged on awkward cringe. Iic you guys finally
brought it around, became friends. I think it was a
good segment.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Hey, but she did say, I mean, I just get
the feeling you don't like me. I mean I told
her I was honest. I'll tell you the truth.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
You're like forty five back in the day, she was twenty,
and you're yelling at her.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
No, I didn't yep, no, no, no, wrong.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Oh that's how I remembered it. She got him.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Do you want to call my wife and ask her?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I thought you were about to do that. Dude, You're like,
you want me to ask my wife's opinion?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Nah, she remembers it, so she remembers.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I've vented.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Uh coachers. I'd like to suggest Ray changing his intro.
Being a man from the north of a man gets
frostbite from thirty degree weather in a pansy, that's sweatshirt
weather and yard work weather. He can claim he's from
the north of Nashville, not the country. Love your short king, Ray,
but don't be a liar. That's from San Diego farmer.

(56:24):
We Steve farmer, South Dakota farmer.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
What the does that mean? Also? Do you want to
hear something funny?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
May not think it's funny my father in law. So
I texted my mother in law and I said, hey,
can you go check on the cat basers out this week?
Your daughter's out this week in Orlando? And dude, but
the cat's been knocking over its water dish. Okay, so
it doesn't the water. The cat ain't gonna die in
the two hours you're at work. Hold on, if it
knocks it over at six am, it's without water for
six hours.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh my god, so oh my god, father in law,
my kid goes six hours without water.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Bro, So that's terrible. So father in law went over
there at eight thirty and guess what. The cat knocked
over the water dish. He fixed it up, So the
cat's gonna survive. But that wasn't the point of this.
I thought my mother in law was going to go
over there instead the Phil went over there. Fi L
and dude, I've been working on this. It's a it's
a holder for my golf bag. Like have you ever

(57:15):
seen those in your garage? You can put your golf
bag on it. I mean, I bet a twelve year
old kid could probably put it together in an hour.
I've been working on it for four days, dude. I
have I have beer cans next to it. I have
a radio in there. I've been so.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
You bought it off the internet and you're trying to
build it.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
It was a Christmas present, but I'm trying to build it,
trying to learn.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Okay, So yeah, okay, what you're saying is it already
comes You just had to assemble it.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
You know, you're not cutting wood. It's Ikea got it.
But I'm not good at that stuff at all, but
I'm trying to get better because it helps with kids
and families.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
So I've been working on it for three days, and
I mean I have a little bit of a form
of it put together, but it's just sitting in the garage. Dude,
he built the house and Homie can't even build this rack.
To throw a dirty golf bag in four days, dude,
it's so embarrassing. But he had to have saw it.
He had to have saw it. And dude, I had
my tools out and they're all getting charged. I had

(58:07):
the automatic drill or the automatic screw gun. He saw
it all. Dude, that's funny. So embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Oh my god, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
I maybe had two sides done on it. He probably
finished it and then left. Yeah, maybe you.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Left the note, Hey can you finish this for me?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Thanks? Phil. That's so embarrassing. Oh man, I was like,
dang it. I didn't know he was going over there.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
A