Lunchbox Takes Over Austin

Lunchbox is back from the IHeartCountry Festival in Austin and has stories upon stories upon stories to tell. The parties, the drunken fights, and the nights out with the boys. Did Lunchbox get any closer to solving the mystery behind The Rainy Street Ripper? Also find out why someone was upset with Lunchbox for not doing something they were begging to do but Lunchbox said no. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh, man, I want to apologize, and my voice is
a little rough. I think, okay, thank you, just start it.
Then ooh, what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I may go one ear. Your voice does sound weird
in my headphone?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Does it? I'm sorry? Maybe the mics are a little
too high up. Maybe you want to turn me down
a little bit. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Ray, am I deeper than usual today? Now you only
sound like deep throat.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's a good one. I'm tired, man, I'm worn out.
There will be a nap on the horizon. I'm guaran
darantee you that.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Arnold missed his flight and didn't go to Iheartfest.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Man. Yeah, iHeart was cool, but you know I do.
Before we start the show, I do want to say
congratulations to Jacqueline and Max. They have officially tied the
knot in Modesto, California. They got married this weekend. We
were unable to make it, but I wanted to make
sure we said congratulations on the wedding. They're probably on
their honeymoon right now, so they will They probably did

(01:09):
do that for the first time since they are now
a married couple. I'm not sure if they will ever
hear this because I doubt they'll go back and listen
to it on their honeymoon. They're from Modesto, so I
heard they were going to Tijuana.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
So neighbor asked me how many people listen to our
podcast speaking of them not hearing it. I didn't know
the number, so I just told her ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's way too many. It blew her away. That's way
too many. I overshot it, overshot it, definitely overshot it.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
And then she saw my CMA Award, which the inside
of that is they're really the only people that win
it are the host, but they give award trophies to
everybody on the show, which were all part of a team.
But the award was for Personality of the Year. My
personality really isn't that much on the big show, but
the trophy, says Sisan ray Mundo, Personality of the Year.

(01:56):
So my neighbor thinks that I was the number one
personality in the country on twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's pretty impressive. It's a good first impression.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And then I told her we had ten k dowboughs.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, you show you overshot on that, just like my
cousin Andrew's buddy overshot his load at the concert on
Saturday night and they were not able to make it
to the bars after the concert.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
They blew their load.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, we were all supposed to meet at a bar
afterwards and enjoy drinks, celebrate, you know, celebrate the weekend,
celebrate seeing and seeing each other. And he said, one
of the boys overshot. It not gonna make the bar.
Got to take him home, all right, cool man.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
What does overshot it in the drinking world mean?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I think he thought, oh, I can go this hard,
and he went that hard and it's like it was
too much. I think that's what that means, like, oh dude,
if I pound this many drinks, I'll be okay. And
that was not the case. So I don't know which
one it was. I don't know if it was Stu
but yeah, or Jordan. I don't know which one overshot
or if it was my cousin. And he just didn't own.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Up to it. Open bar, open bar, that's what I'll
lead to that.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, no, they didn't have the open bar. I didn't
get them to be out.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Do you have it?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I did have it, but I wasn't able to get
Andrew in them an open bar.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Billy wanted to VIP and I said, shut the hell up.
You'll get what you get. Hooked him up with a
couple of tickets.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, there was a story. I was backstage with the
Boss and he goes. Oh, he goes, I heard you
from your boy Raymundo. And I'm like, he goes, I said,
what do you mean? He goes, oh, I already know.
I already know day of festival that I'm going to
get a text from Ray. He goes every single year
without fail. The day of the concert, I get a

(03:39):
text from Raymundo.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
That says guy's not supposed to have friends.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
He says. Every year it's hey, man, can you hook
up my boy Billy with four tickets? He goes, But
this year it was only two tickets? And I said,
so it was only Billy and Terror. He goes, let
me check. He guys, yes's right, it was just Billy
and Terring. He goes, he only needed two this year.
He goes, But what I don't understand is he he
knows he's gonna ask me every year. Why does he

(04:02):
wait till the Saturday of the concert? Like why? Day up?
He goes, Dude, just ask me a month in advance, like, hey, man,
you know the concerts coming up. You might even get
Billy and tearing in. He goes, cause I know I
have to have my phone by me every time, because
I know that text from Ray is coming.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Note to self informed the Boss in seven months that
I want to go to Iheartfest for tickets. Got it.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Thanks, I'm just letting you know. He goes, it's without fail.
I mean, he was so just laughing about it, like,
no worry, dude, I got your ticket. Your text from
Ray today saying hey, can you hook Billy up with tickets?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
And I delete that. I was gonna look at the
crime scene. See this timestamps on all this. Well, here
you go. There it is Boss. Recover those messages. Recover them,
eighteen of them.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Wow, that was a big back and forth. When did
I text him Saturday Saturday? I'm gonna guess it was
probably Saturday around nine am, nine four am, Dam, I
told you. That's exactly He goes, Dude, early Saturday morning

(05:16):
is what he told me. He got the text from.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
You nine fourteen am. I said, the best boss ever, Comma,
can I get a couple tickets to festival tonight? He
goes to question Mark. I go yup. No response until
two pm. Then I text how we look at He
responds at two two pm, stand by then the email.

(05:41):
I give him the email and then he says at
three eleven cent and I said, thanks man, really appreciate it.
The next morning I texted him thanks again, you're the best,
always hooking it up fire emoji.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
And what did he say to that?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
No response? And then this morning goes, did you get him?
Or you go? I mean, you weren't even there. He
kind of gives me that look because really, you I
should probably be there to be getting tickets because I'm
not even there and it's now.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
But you can still hook up your friends.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's what I figured. Yeah, I mean that's also the
same butt Boss hooked up South Beach, uh, Kip Moore,
Sam Hunt, Jason al Dean, George Strait.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Damn yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well al Dean was the Vegas festival where the shooting happened.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh Root forty or I don't know what it's called Root.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Forty four or no. I got him al Dean tickets,
but the shooting happened, So al Dean's next show got canceled.
Oh that's what that was.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, not to turn it. Yeah, I went. I went
to South not bad man. Yeah, let's go ahead and
start it.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, well, you're gonna do ninety percent of the talking.
You went and I didn't.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Hey, I may have a story or two.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I mean I don't. I haven't heard really any details.
I mean, I always love a friend when he goes.
I went to Italy. It was great, good pizza, cool,
great story. Man, you got anything else? I haven't heard
one good story out of Austin next time. I'm not
sending any of you guys, because apparently you guys don't
know how to find fun. Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I found fun, right, found a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
We need to start it. Arnold's off today. He missed
his flight, flew in early this morning, and then and
then he took a later flight but missed the show.
So never saw the show. Then flew in this morning
and he's missing this show.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, so he.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Just flew and never saw anything. Wow. Now it's hot
in here.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah I turned it up. Man, it was freezing. Okay,
it was freezing.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
We're gonna do it live. Wait?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh, the one, two, three sore losers?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
What up?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Genius, y'all. It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the North Side in
Nashville with Bazers singular not plural. We do have a house,
a white picket fence, three acres farmland, ranchland. We've started
to do some horticulture. I believe that's what it's called. Plants, shrubs, bushes.
That's where we're at in our life. Two point five

(08:10):
kids die of a hard time. When I'm seventy two,
coach over to you.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Here's the deal man. So I went to Austin, jumped
right into it. We went right into it. And so
Thursday we fly in right hit the bed. Yeah, And
I told my boys. I was like, listen, guys, you
guys want to go to dinner on Thursday night, Let's
do it.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
But yeah, you need to feed us.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
So as I'm leaving your kids, No, you said your boys, Well,
my boys like my homeboys, my homies, my my right. Well,
I guess my kids are my rider dies too. But anyway,
I lined it up. I'm like, hey, guys, I'm gonna
get in town. Do you guys want to hit dinner
on Thursday night?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Offline question? Did your wife go?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
No? Okay, my wife was gonna go, but then we
were gonna have to drop the kids off at my parents'
house for four days. And they were like, whoa, we
don't know if we can handle them for four days straight,
your half of your kids kids. And my wife said,
I don't want to go if I'm not going to
get a break. You know, like you're gonna get a break.
I don't want to have to entertain them in the hotel.
And I was like, great point. So she stayed back.

(09:07):
But lining leading up to the event, I was like, Hey,
who wants to go to dinner Thursday night? And Chess Day?
He was in check Garrett in.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh Chess Day's been on the podcast before.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, he does a great job, right and I believe
he was the far away guy. He's probably improved since then. Yes,
And Ryan, I said you in? He said, I'm in.
I said, Ryan, you're the foodie. You picked a restaurant.
Let us know. He picks a restaurant, gets us a
reservation for eight pm Thursday night. I already know z
tay Haas no it wasn't z te Haas. It was
like it was a Mahdi's. No no, no, no no.

(09:43):
I can't even tell you the name of it. I
won't be able to say it correctly.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
It wasn't O Charlie's, was it?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, no, no, it wasn't no Charlie's. There wasn't. There's
no old charge. It was Zoe Tong, Zoe Tong. It's
on Barton Springs. It is called Modern Asian Chinese. He's, oh, wait,
Modern Austin Chinese. I don't know how did you order?
You can't even talk well, Ryan doesn't. He usually just

(10:09):
orders about five hundred things on the menu and then
we just eat him because I have no idea what
any of it is anyway. But anyway, so Chess day
was like, oh, man, eight o'clock's kind of late for me. Dude.
He was like, I got dancing at nine o'clock. I'm like,
wedd He goes, yeah, I'm going two stepping with some
people from work.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Must be single.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I said, oh, I said, so, do you want to
meet for a drink at seven? Then we go over
there and you can eat for an hour, then you
can leave. He goes, that'll be great. So I said, cool,
we'll meet at seven. He goes, all right, Baby A's
on Barton Springs at seven.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Baby Acapolca's you can get too pink, margerite purple.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
And I said, all right, cool. Well the plane we
land in Austin and then we sit there for like
twenty five minutes because someone's at our gate private, no,
Southwest Man Public, and we're just sitting there and the
clock is ticking. I was like, I'm not gonna make
seven o'clock. I'm not gonna make seven o'clock. Well, you're
telling the flight attendants. Then I'm like, guys, I got
a Zoetonge. I no, I got to be at Baby

(11:09):
A's at seven. Let's go. Let's go. And so we
get off the plane. I get my bags and I
brought the golf clubs, got him, got him in the car,
get to the hotel, check in, throw my stuff down,
chain shirts, throwing some pants. Let's go to Baby A's.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I'm seeing if Billy has ever been to Zoetonge.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, it's kind of new.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, he lives there. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
And so then I'm like, all right, So I get
to Baby A's and I'm like, whoa this is not
what it used to be. It was like a ghost town.
It was dude, it used to be busting. It used
to be busting, but it was not. But it was
more like cricking crickets. I'm like, is this where Forrest

(11:55):
wanted to go? And then Forrestaid texted me also he goes,
I said, dude, baby A's at seven and still right,
and he goes, yeah, maybe we just get a smoothie
because I got to go dancing tonight and I got
meetings at work tomorrow, so I can't go too crazy,
can't have the schlitz. And I said, I'm not sure

(12:15):
how you get a smoothie at Baby A's. But cool,
I'll see at Baby A's And I'm just sitting there waiting, waiting, waiting,
and I'm like seven fifteen. I text chess Day and
I'm like, hey, what's the deal. He goes, just parked
walking in.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'll have my one pink margarita.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
He comes in, he finds me on the patio already
down in chips and salsa, and he sits down. He's like,
so you didn't like my smoothie idea? I said, well,
how do we get a smoothie here. He goes, No, No,
there's a smoothie shop down the street we could have
gone to. I said, but we're going to eat dinner.
I didn't realize you didn't say instead of baby A's,
why don't we go get a smoothie? You said, maybe
we just order smoothies. I was totally confused. So whatever, Yeah,

(12:53):
you guys have a language barrier. Yeah, so we sit
down Chess Day and I talk. We chatted up.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh you Ben, I was the kids come.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Find out that he has life gone, that he has
been taking two step lessons like him and his coworkers,
they have gone and got lessons so they can get
better at it. And they usually go to the Broken Spoke,
but they were going somewhere else that night. They were
trying to switching it up.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Right that night they went to Broken Back.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
So seven to fifty five, Ryan Tex says, hey, just
got here. We're like, all right, close the tab at Baba's.
We walk over to Zoetong.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
You didn't need to go to Baba's all because you
needed to catch up with it.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I need to catch up with Chess Day because he
was gonna leave early. So that extra hour gives me
time to kind of chat it up with him, and
we go to Zoetong and we sit down, we order
some cocktails and we talk about life, and we order
everything on the menu. I mean, Ryan ordered fifteen advertisers.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Not needing to know the exact lineup of kids, wives,
where they live, their medium income. What are we talking
You guys are on the same stage of life or what?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, Garrett has one son who is finishing up first grade.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's what I didn't need just said. I said, like,
are you guys both married? Y'all are all married?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, Chess Day. Chess Day is not married, no kids.
Ryan is uh into dudes, so he is not married.
No kids. Oh, he does not want kids. He thinks
kids are the devil. But he does have a list
of kids' names in his wall that he would name
his kids. But he doesn't want kids. A very interesting
So we eat Zotong and then Chess Day's like, hey,

(14:24):
guys were going out tomorrow night? Are we going out
tomorrow night? And I'm like, well, I mean, I'm not
planning on going hard on Friday night because I gotta
work all day Saturday. Again.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
See that's why he kind of sucked for you because
it is a work.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
And he's like, no, no, no, we go out every Friday
night when you're in town for this. Are we going
out tomorrow? He goes, I will see you tomorrow night.
And I'm like, yeah, I have these different parties. You
guys can come with me. He goes, but we're going
out after those two right, And I'm like, well, I
mean I'm not gonna go hard. We can go out
like he's talking six. Yeah, he's like talking domain. Yeah,
Ball's wall said domain pops off. Now, well we're not

(14:59):
going Domain too far north for us. And he says,
all right, I'll see you guys tomorrow night, and he
bounces out. He's got to go meet the co workers
for dancing. So I hang out with Ryan and Garrett.
We chat some more, have a couple more dreams.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I didn't chesty, just hang out with Ryan. Oh chestey straight. Yeah, dude,
the whole story. I thought he was gay.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
No, okay, he's going with the ladies to go two
StepN got it. And so they dropped me off back
at the hotel. I'm in bed by eleven thirty Thursday night. Cool,
smart work the next day, and then you know, one
o'clock comes around, and I gotta go to the Moody Center,
gotta film that thing with Amy Brown from Four Things

(15:40):
with Amy Brown. It's a Capitol One behind the scenes look.
And the whole time, you know what, I'm thinking, I
should be playing golf.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right now, right because you're supposed to have been.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I could be playing golf right now. And I had
texted Bucky, who was nice enough to get me at
tea time, and I was like, Hey, Bucky, I just
wanted to say I appreciate all the hurdles you had
to jump through to get me a tea time at
that very nice, that private course. But unfortunately, my company
decided that I actually needed to do work when I
was here for a work trip, and I will not

(16:09):
be able to make that tea time. So if you
could so graciously call your people and say, hey, I'm
not gonna be able to make it. I just want
you to know I sincerely appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Beautiful message, kid.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
And you know a Bucky said back, well received, kid.
Nothing he hadn't responded, it might not be a text.
He's like seventy. He is seventy, So go and do
this thing with Amy. We film we film, and then
I'm like, I'm sitting there on there.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
It look good.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
It did look good, didn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I couldn't hear the audio. I think I was with
friends or I was out at a loud place. No,
we had the TV crunk. Yeah, there was other stuff.
I just couldn't do the audio. But it was well produced.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It was well produced, edited well Capitol One people. It
was fantastic. It was a great little video. It was
a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
And you're an audio guy and you didn't hear the audio.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
And it's like three p fifteen, right or no, It's
like we were there at once, so it was two fifteen.
I texted. I realized, Man, my sister works at the
hospital right next door to the movie center.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You just realize you have a sister.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
And I'm like, hey, yo, have you eaten lunch? I'm
right next door, dude.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Every day you were just booked for meals with all
these people.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
That's what you do, dude. You're NonStop. And my sister's like, no,
here's my deep tease. I'll let you continue all this.
I saw a picture of something that was so depressing
continue from Austin, and it actually made me depressed. I
can't wait?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Was I in it? Yeah? You were definitely at it
can't wait. It may be very depressed. Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
So she was like, no, I actually bring my lunch
and I haven't eaten it yet. I was like, you
want to grab something to eat?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
You're gonna go eat at the hospital with her?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
And she was like yeah. And I said, all right,
what restaurant do you want to meet at?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Let me have half of your juice cart and she.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Goes, I don't know, I always eat here at the
hospital or bring my lunch. I said, well, where do
you want to meet Zoetong? And she said you pick.
I'm like, well, I don't know anything around here. And
I go back to Zoetong, Well, Zoe Toong's all the
way on Barton Springs. It's kind of far from the hospital.
Got it. And she was like, I can be there
at three o'clock. And I'm like, I can too, because
I'm about wrap up here and I'll meet you at

(18:08):
the restaurant. So I start googling restaurants and the service
in the Moode Center wasn't that good. I couldn't get anything.
So I text the wife and I say, hey, can
you tell me some restaurants over here so I can
meet my sister.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Your secretary or your wife. But I chackse you but the.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Face I wasn't getting any service. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I mean, so, dude, I'll hit my wife. I'll be like, hey,
need you to do this Amazon thing for me, and
she'll be like, I'm not your secretary.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
But my wife is so gracious, and she sends me
a list of restaurants.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh gracious, a lot this weekend.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
And the first one that popped up that was closest
was Polan's Polons Mexican restaurants. I said, that's it. Texting
my sister said meet here three o'clock. She goes, be there.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
You can't go wrong with Texas. Mechs no, man can't.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
So I get in the uber and with Scuba and
Amy Brown from Four Things with Amy Brown.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Hi there, Jason Gibble there Mexicans.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
They're heading back to the hotel and I said, hey, guys,
can we add a stop? And Scuba's like, no, we
are not going to stop and wait for you. In
work mode, We're not going to wait for you. I said, no, no, no, no,
I don't want you to wait for me. I'm going
to have lunch with my sister. He goes, so you
want us to sit out there while you're eating lunch
with your sister and just keep the uber there.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I said, Scuba's in work mode.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I said, no, no, Scuba, you have your final destination
as the Fairmont Hotel. I just want you to now
add a stop and on the way to the hotel,
just drop me at the restaurant. He goes, how long
are you going to go in there to talk to
your sister?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh my gosh, does he not understand that you're going
to go in there for forty five minutes? They keep going,
He's just not understand this. He's in work mode, so
he is not He's not comprehending because you're now trying
to get in a fun mode. Scuba had to be
work mode the whole week exactly.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
He's worried about what goes on after this, like, we
still have places to be and events to go to
me I'm already like, oh, I got an hour and
a half I can hang with my sister. And he
was like no, And I was like, dude, it'll take
two seconds. I'll jump out of the car. And he goes, oh,
so you just want us to drive. Oh, no problem,
we can do that. So he drops me off at
the restaurant. I'm there at three h eight pm and

(20:18):
I get a table and I sit, yeah, table for two,
and I get chips and salsa, and they're like, oh yeah,
all right. It's like, yeah, she's coming. She'll be here
in a minute. Three point thirty. Sister's still not there,
supposed to be the other three.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Coach, there are first responders. They're the first line in
the defense.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
She is a nurse.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
What's that saying during the pandemic. I don't know first responders, right, Yeah,
there are first line of defense. Yes, yeah, that's what
she is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
And the waiter thinks I'm getting ghosted. He goes, are
you ready to order or do you want to still
wait on someone that's coming. I'm like, oh no, no,
she's coming, man, I'll just wait. I'll just wait. He goes,
are you just let me know if you change your mind.
I'm like, ah, this's dud things. I'm getting ghosted. And
then my sister texted me. He said, hey, I'm on
the way, will you order for me? Because I had

(21:08):
to have a meeting with a girl. She was putting
in her two weeks. Hey, coach, you don't got to
put her business on this, And I was like, oh
my bad, okay cool, And she was like, I have
to be at the kids' school by four forty five
because they have an art show.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
You guys are overbooked.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
And I'm like, all right, cool. So I get the
way and I'm like, hey, can I order for you know?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
And I order.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
My sister shows up at three forty seven when she
was supposed to be there at three. She was like,
I got to leave here by four twenty to get
to the school on time.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Cool. You had twenty three minutes with your sister.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
So I had to make these counts.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
How have you been doing. I've been I've been kids.
I ordered the kids. I was as sportsman. I was
dad two block, maybe maybe bock battle block.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
That's basically how it went. I had already down to
Margarita by the time she got there. I had already
done two baskets of chips and three things of salsa.
By the time she got there.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
What a great meal of chips.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
And we had a great conversationation for the twenty four
minutes that she could be there. She was out of
that door before I even paid the bill.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, first responder, first line of defense.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, and so that was that's just that. Hey, that's
Friday afternoon. We'll take a break. Well, first segment. We
didn't even get to the second.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Third day.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Hey, we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, so Ray, I forgot how to talk.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
No, I was just writing down the time. Then I
had somewhere I had to be. There was another party,
and that's when I get the text from Ryan. He
texted me and chess Day. He said, what's the plan
for tonight? I said, Hey, man, the party start about
six forty five. If you guys are ready to roll,
we can rate to roll. I said, I'm getting there

(22:55):
at six. They want us there at five, but I
don't really have to be there untill six if you
want to go for what?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
What night? Are we even talking?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Friday night?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh my gosh. That whole story was just an afternoon.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
That was just afternoon. And there there's no response from
Chess Day.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Do these stories get interesting? I'm just kidding, continue.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Continue, thank you. So he's like, okay, I mean right.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I killed the man. Did you investigate Ladybird?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
No? I didn't you were there, dude, Hold on, dude,
you were. You haven't even let me get to Rainy
Street Ripper. Thank you. So I said, hey, we're gonna
be at Bangers at six. Then I have to go
back to the Fairmont for a another cocktail happy hour
with the people from J C. Penny And he was like,
I'll meet you at that one. He goes, I don't

(23:45):
want to go to bangers. Six o'clock is too early
for me. Chess Day still nothing, and I'm like, okay,
what is going on? And We're like, and Ryan text
chess Day. Hello, you said Friday night, let's go nothing
And I'm like, uh, okay, and then we Ryan sends
the meme of Homer Simpson backing back into the bushes. Yeah,

(24:09):
you know, like where he hides in the bushes. And
I'm like, I don't know where chess Day is. I
haven't heard from him. He said we were going out
on Friday night.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Dude. Nobody responds to Dodd on a family group text.
He'll do the thing of like a guy sitting in
a field all by himself. It's hilarious. So it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Then separate of the group text, Chess Day text me,
He goes, I see what you're doing here. You told
me Friday night was an off night that we were
not going out. He goes, So, I may have had
a few more drinks than I planned on while I
was dancing. Not gonna make it tonight.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Because of the last night he was ham.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
He was ham, so he wasn't feeling too good, So
chess day took the night off.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Dude, you guys have one weekend and he's went double
dancing and got sawtaed.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Did he have work on the.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Next day, Yes, And he was planning on not getting
sawteed because he had meetings the next day. But he
powered through it. But he did not come out Friday night.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Ray he got slaughtered, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
So we go to Bangers dude, Brothers. Osborne plays acoustic
freaking phenomena.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Damn black, Get the damn right.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's exactly why, you know, shaking hands, meeting all these people,
meeting the ladies from New York, meeting people from Austin,
from Oklahoma. Everybody's shaking hands, talking to people. What's up?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Everybody? Who's all there? The whole Bobby Bone show. Uh yeah,
I don't need a roll call, but just.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, everybody's there, and I mean the drinks are flowing,
people are starting to get sauced, so it's not awkward.
It's six o'clock and it's just like, Wow, this is cool.
And then I got to jump over back to the Fairmont.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Hey, any all, y'all swing for.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
A happy hour with the jcpenny people because I'm wearing
jcpenny clothes at the event to Walker Hayes line and
I meet the designer dude, and I'm thinking, I want
to know what about the designer? I don't know anything
about this old kid. No, it's this woman. She's from Michigan.
Graduated once of my mom No, but she graduated from
the University of Michigan. She was gonna go so she

(26:09):
was going to be a doctor. And then she was like,
you know what, I've always liked to shop. I'm gonna
do fashion. Bro. When I tell you how much she
makes coachure. So we start talking to her, and this
is where Ryan showed up. He showed up to the
happy hour there that it's not He's not supposed to
be there, but I might to just come. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
It never does.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
And we start talking to this lady. She has an
apartment across from the New York Stocking Chain Exchange. She
has a.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Apartment on top of that bowl. She owns it, not rent.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Makes so much money that she can have a freaking
apartment right downtown.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, I had an apartment at Bell's Bluff.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Uh, this is New York City, coacher. She said, her
first job New York stock extage mother.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
I don't want to know how much that is, but
she said, her first job, the owner had a car,
and the car would drive them and drop her off
and then continue to drive. And the original boss had
an apartment in that same spot. And so she said,
when I saw that, my goal became to become successful
enough where I could buy a freaking apartment up there?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Is she happy?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah? So she has her and three other chicks own
this company. They have one hundred employees, and they designed
clothes for all these major retailers. I was blown away.
So you're meeting all these jcpenny people. Did you know
j C penny is based in Dallas?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
No, I don't know where a lot of places are based.
They did. I pretty cool, but didn't really care to
continue anyway. I digress.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
So then there's another party we got to go to.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Righty, do you know that Broadway is originated in Broadway
country music? Did you know it originated in Nashville?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Okay, I think it had over right, I have no idea,
right actually Memphis here here, I mean these stories, that's
where the drive by originated?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Cod did you So?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Then we go to another party and all these are
open bar dude, so we are. We are just pounding drinks.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
What they got cans you guys, mixed.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Mixers, anything you want, dude, Like, you can order anything
you want from the bar.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Trouble but fun.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Trouble but fun. Then we go over to the Driftwood,
another open bar, and by the time I get there,
there's no food.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
All these places walkable or you're taking we're taking cars.
Sounds like you're all over the city.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh yeah, taking cars. Call uber boom uber over there,
boom Uber over there, boom Uber over there.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Are we going to be submitting those tickets?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, we will be submitting those for reimbursement today And
we go to the Driftwood.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
How much you spending ubers all weekend? Be real?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Probably three hundred bucks that had to be getting to
you a little bit. I was just like, damn, because
we don't get reimbursed right away. No, it takes like
a month. I was like, oh, really, okay, all right
cool uh yep uh. Now anyway, we go to this
other Driftwood party and then they're like, all right, we're
gonna go to Dirty Bills. Everybody's going to Dirty Bills

(29:14):
because they kick us out of this private room that
we had rented out. And I'm like, all right, let's
go to Dirty Bills. We walk into Dirty Bills and
it's one of those bars. It's boo boo boom boom boom,
so loud. There's like two bartenders, there's five thousand people.
Eddie Scuba Morgan. We all look at each other and.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
We're like, we out, whose idea is it to go there?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Other people in the company got it.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
I never even heard of that place. I don't even
know the places in Austin. They all change. I went
to West Sixth and there was the ranch in Dogwood.
They probably aren't even there anymore.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Now they're I think they're still there. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Go to the ranch, dude.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
We wanted a chill bar where we could sit and
have a couple of cocktails and chat it up.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
That probably ain't happening in Austin.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
So we had driven by this one bar and it
looked like it was quiet, and we're like, all right,
let's go there. We didn't know it was attached to
the Hilton, so it was a hotel bar. And we
sat in there and we're having some cocktails and I'm like, man,
I gotta go pee. So you had to walk through
the hotel lobby to go pee. And there's a pool table.
This is where I mean, I'm just like people, strippers

(30:19):
and shit. Basically, there is this chick, how are y'all doing?
She's got this tight shirt on tucked into her jeans.
The knockers are just hanging out, hanging out, and she's
got these high high heels on.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Did you know who you were?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
She was three sheets of wind. I don't think she
knew who she was, That's what I'm talking about. And
she's with a dude, do you need help? And she's
trying to be all sexy as she plays pool. She's
like strutting around the table and then she would get
ready to take a shot, like shoot the pool ball,
and she would houck up the knockers lean them on

(30:55):
the table and shoot the ball.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Amazing, did you? They're like, where were I thought you
went through the bathroom. You're gone for half an hour. Basically,
I was figuring out how to play pool.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
And I'm like, man, we need to sit out on
the patio. And then she's trying like she's trying to
do behind the back shot. So she's laying down on
the table like trying to be all seductive, and they're
like making out right there in the lobby of the hotel.
The dude in the chick yes, no, right, me and
another guy yeah, and we are just laughing our asses off.
So then the game ends, right.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
What game?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
The game of pool? Watching the game of pool?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Man?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, there was no TVs. Man, this was our entertainment.
And I mean, she's sloppily drunk, so she's trying to
be sexy and she's falling, like trying to walk scandalous
around the pool table, and she's rubbing the side of
the pool table and she'd walk by and rub his back,
and so the game ends. So she goes to one
end of the pool table, sits up on it and

(31:52):
lays down with her legs spread.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Out about the mount.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
So he goes up between her legs and crawls up
on the pool table.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
No where are his management.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's this in the middle of the hotel lobby and
they start making out. As she's laying flat on the
pool table for takeoff, he has got his tongue in
her mouth.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Coach here, we are ready for landing. Get out your
seat belts and turn on the fasten seatbelt side And as.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
He's going into the full mount that's when Eddie walks
out of the bathroom and he's like, oh my god.
And he's trying to exit, but all the doors are locked,
and so there is three feet between him and the
mounted chick on the pool table and he's shaking the door.
He goes to the next door, slocked, goes the next

(32:46):
doors locked, finally gets out and we sit there and
they make out for a good minute, just on top
of the pool table.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
What an Austin Friday night.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
And I'm just like in the front desk is sitting
there just he's just sitting at his computer. He's like, Oh, nah,
that's totally fine. If you're a guest at our hotel,
you can just bang on the pull table.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I guess I need to write this place down.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I don't even know the name of it. Hilton, Austin,
Hilton on West six. And so after about a minute,
he crawls back down and he grabs her hand and
he helps her up, and he points the elevator and
they start making out as they're stumbling to the elevator,
and they go in the elevator and we don't see
them again.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
That's entertainment, right, It was so awesome. That's the Austin
I remember.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
And so we weren't gonna go hard. And then I
look at the clock and it's one am, and I
was like, guys, I gotta go. I gotta get back
to bed.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
It was a soft It was a soft yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
It was a soft not go hard. Yeah. And I
was like, I got I got golf at seven thirty
in the morning, Guys, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
It was a go hard, gentle addition with a soft
quiet launch.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah. Yeah. So we said we were gonna go hard.
Then Ryan, he said I'm gonna keep going out. He
went out and we went home. We went back to
the hotel. I went to bed about one point thirty,
and I I had golf at seven thirty the next
morning and I'll tell you all about that right after this.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Let me say my thing real quick. Yeah, that must
have been the picture I saw. And this is just
my opinion. I could have been incorrect, but it was you, Eddie,
Scuba and Morgan. Okay, and you guys were just sitting
at a table and I think you were saying how
it was a rock table or something.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, it was like, granted, okay, big chunk of granite.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
And I just go to beazers. This is honestly what
I said. So I'm not making I'm not gonna don't sure, Yeah,
go aheadah yet. And I was just like these fucking losers.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
In Austin.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I had dozens of friends, colleagues, co workers, everything, people
I went to college with. You had probably ten times
more friends than I did. Morgan really doesn't know anybody there.
Scuba doesn't really know anybody there, but you and I go.
They are in Austin and they're hanging out with themselves.

(34:56):
What fucking losers. I didn't know you'd met up with
people before that, but that was my response to that picture.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, Garrett, we did dinner on Thursday, so he had
to do family time on Friday because we were golfing
Saturday morning and we were going out Saturday night. So
he had to have one day of like he couldn't
take off three days from the family.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's considered bad dad. Yeah, that's considered bad dad. So
seven thirty in the morning Saturday, we show up at
the golf course. It's raining. It's wet, and by raining,
I mean it's just a nice drizz like a little
like mist.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I knew that they played in the Byron Nelson.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I missed a mist. It missed the entire time.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Which is good. You can still play in that.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, and there's still but there's puddles on the there's
some puddles on some of the course. But and we
kept laughing. We're like we would if this was a
normal day, we would never play. We had never played, right.
I shot some video. I sent it over to you
so you could put it on the YouTube. It was Garrett,
Greg Jacob, myself, and I was shocked. There was a cartgirl.

(36:01):
Austin still has cartgirls.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
That's one thing the pandemic took from us. All these
munis realized it doesn't really pay. Probably have a cartgirl.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
A lot of them were, no, it has to pay
because you buy drinks from the cartgirl.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
How come none of them have a cartgirl?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Then I don't understand it. Also, it made me realize,
like I don't know, maybe I was an old creepy dude.
No man, but her flirt game was terrible.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh, because she was trying to get some good tips.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
She's trying to get good tips, but she was just
not good at it. It was I like it classy, direct,
but also soft. She just seemed like she didn't have
much game to flirt. She didn't really know how to
do it without even meeting.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Or when she goes, you guys get a golf how
are the sticks hitting them?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
It was are you guys doing oh? You know, I
getting lots of birdies? It's like it's just not how
you like.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
And like I'm standing there ordering drinks and Greg his
and she goes, that looks like a good swing.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh my, that's actually annoying. And I'm like, I would
have got those drinks real quick.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I don't think, you know. And she's just like, so,
who's the best one?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Hey? You know what I mean? Like, how many holes
did this last?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
For?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
This was the first time we saw her. And then
the second time, she's like, how are you guys doing today?
I'm like, you already talked.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
To us, don't know you drive off a cliff and
she did.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Hey. But then the second time she's like, you guys
staying dry?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Are you guys all wet?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
And I'm like, no, we're definitely wet. What about you?
I mean I'm wet.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I'm lady, I'm not even being perverted. I'm literally wet.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yes, Like I mean, aren't you literally wet? Like it's raining?
She just it does just kind of suck that the
rain won't stop. Huh No, we love it when it
just keeps raining on our ass.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I haven't seen a cargo in five years, it seems.
Are they scantily clad or was she in fish?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
She was in like a like a dress kind of
like a tennis dress like that goes just above the knees.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Sounds like a tilted kilt.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
It wasn't bad, No, that's what Greg said. He goes, man,
I'd tell you if she lost her job here, she'd
get demoted back to Twin Peaks. And she was like,
they ordered Buddy Mary's at one point, I don't like
Buddy Mary's. And then she was like, do you want
them single or double? And Jacob gregor like double. She goes,

(38:19):
that was such a dumb question, wasn't it. Of course
it's always a double, a double d I mean, it
was just like her flirt game was so like, not good.
And after she left, I was like, guys, maybe I'm old, Yeah,
that might be it. Maybe I'm creepy. But she didn't
know how to flirt. She didn't know what she was doing.
And Jacob was like, yeah, it wasn't very like, it

(38:39):
was very weird, like it didn't feel natural.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well, I mean, what did you want her to do?
Put her hand in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
No, no, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, the money's in there somewhere. No, now, I hear
what you're saying. Though she should have felt you guys
out better. It just maybe you, I mean maybe you guys,
but I mean you guys are businessman. You're gonna tip
go good regardless. If she sees some wedding rings and
she realizes that you guys aren't sleezeballs, then that game's
not gonna work at all. She should actually just be

(39:07):
super professional say.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Hey, Jacob and Greg don't have wedding rings. And I
don't wear my wedding ring when I golf. I only
wear it to nice events. So she only saw one
wedding ring.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
If I'm her and she's listening to this podcast, my
advice is she should have gone, hey, I'll do doubles
for you guys, because I know you guys like to drink.
Let's fucking go, but I'm only gonna charge you for one.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
That's how she should.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Have been, probably more business professional. And then as she's
turned around, the skirt pops up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
She did ray.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
She was very good at getting that.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
She did ask Jacob why is he filming me?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Oh, she's in the video.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
She's in the videoka, she's in the video. And she
did ask Jacob that's why I was videoing her? And
he goes, oh, he's just some midi. He just likes
to take video of our golf rounds.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
How's it going, man, I'm a vlogger. She probably thought,
she's like, he makes money on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
So the problem was the group in front of us
was three dudes in a chick and they were letting
the chick play from the white teas, and it looked
like she had never played golf. So she was hitting
at twenty five yards every time.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
What are you moving front?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
They wouldn't let us, and there was I mean it
just so I ran out of time. I only got
to play fourteen holes in the rain with Greg Garrett
and Jacob and I said, hey, guys, I got a bail. Man,
I gotta go ahead and go because I gotta be
at a lunch at Lambert's at noon, So I got
I gotta go. Man, dude, you guys did have a
full schedule, full freaking schedule.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I know it's partying and stuff, but it's still work still.
I mean, you're still going to have a business. You
guys just hear this and think, oh, they're getting slip
face whole time. You still have to talk to clients.
You're schmoozing all that exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
So you drink on the golf course. Then I go
to this lunch at noon on Saturday, and I'm like, god,
I'm so hungry, and they don't have the food out
when we get there. They wait for forty five minutes
before they feed. You. Cool, We eat a couple of sandwiches,
talk to a bunch of people, Hey, how's it going,
blah blah blah, then I got to be at the festival,
the daytime stage at three o'clock.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Did you'll end any deals for the podcast? Uh?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
No, No one asked me about the pod.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Hey, you were representing the Bobby Bone Show or the Sore.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Losers, the Big show. You're torn though, shouldn't you have
pitched the podcast? Not one person said so, tell me
about your podcast, or you know, how's the podcast doing?
Not one person, man.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Dude shot. Conversely, my neighbor goes, I listened to the
show the other day, and Laura goes, yeah, he's not
on it a lot. Baser goes, oh, he's not on
it a lot.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
It's Amy Lunchbox and Amy from Former Things with Amy
Brown and Bones.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
And she goes, no, no, no, it's just him and
lunch She listened to Sore Losers. How did my neighbor
of all listen to Sore Losers instead of Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I don't know, That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
It's marketing.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
It was interesting because you mean I met a bunch
of salespeople from New York. I mean I didn't know
that people in New York sold our show.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
They didn't know you either, coach.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Another Did I met some dude out of Waxahatchie, Texas?
Mike d No. But he's a sales dude, and the
first thing he says to me, he's like, hey, man,
I sell your show out of Waxahachi And I'm like, what,
how do you? He goes, yeah, and he goes.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Does he sell it to one rancher?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
No, he sells it to a bunch of people like
he had national clients.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
We're of booming Market and Waxahatchie.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, we're not even on the air there. I don't understand.
But he goes, he goes, and we're we're at one
of the parties, you know. He goes, I gotta tell you,
I hate this. I hate these things. I hate people.
What though, He goes, I'd rather you much rather get
shot the arm than be at one of these things.
Social lie is tough for some people, he said, But
you're in sales and you hate people. He goes, oh yeah,

(42:33):
I mean if you didn't pay me, I wouldn't do it. Well,
I understand that no one would do it if they
didn't get paid, But I was like, you could do
a job where you don't have to talk to people.
He goes, Yeah, I know, but this is what I'm
good at. But I hate talking to people. He goes,
That's why I don't live in a big city. That's
why I live in Waxahachi, so I don't have to
be around people. I hate people. Interesting, Well, I have

(42:53):
a good night, man, all right, cool, cool man. And
about thirty minutes later, he had a beer all over
his shirt. He had spilled. It's like, I mean, I
think it was clearly hammered. Clearly hammered.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
How's that not talking to people?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Go, hey man, I'm think you're gonna need to a
wardrobe change like T swift Man, because that shirt ain't
gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
No, you don't like talking to people, but you got
stuff all over you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
So then I get to the venue three o'clock, cool,
and I have to leave tickets that will call for
my cousin and my sister in law.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I left two for Billy, so right, they were all
probably in the same envelope. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Well yeah, so here's the problem. I went to the window.
I said, hey, can I still leave tickets?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Like?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, So I put Andrew Smith on it. Three tickets boom,
And then I'm like Tanya Smith two tickets, like, oh,
thank you so much, you know. They're like yeah, yeah,
no problem. Just tell them to come to the window.
We'll get them to them.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
The fourth person, John Doe.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
So Andrew shows up married to Jane Doe and tells
gives him his ID, like, oh, we don't have any
tickets for you.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Man. Every time never fails.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
And he's like what They're like, yeah, there's no physical tickets.
There's no electronic tickets. It doesn't exist. Like, he goes,
can you check the next window. I've looked everywhere. There's
no tickets. So he texts me and he's like, hey,
can you come up here? Like they're saying they don't
have tickets, he said, they've looked everywhere through the computer system.
They've called the other ticket window. They don't have anything.

(44:19):
So I go up and I might I dropped them
off at that window right there. They should be in
that box right next to it.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Oh, because you physically put them there.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Physically put them there. Uh. I caught him and he
was there for twenty minutes trying to get his tickets
before he called me, And they go look in the
box right by that window. Oh yeah, they're right here.
Sorry about that. He's like, all right, thanks, he gets tickets,
talk to them for a little bit, talk about how
we're gonna meet up after words, we're gonna go out,
gonna go to the bars.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
My favorite thing is with that dude, have two boxes.
You look through them. It never fails. You go up there, somebody.
Then the manager comes over, Oh yeah, they're in this
box back here. Well why is that box back there?
Put all those.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Boxes right next to each other.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
You're right of you.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Why do you have separate boxes?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
They go into like this special compartment to go Oh,
they were just over there, Well who put them over there?
I don't even run the operation, and I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
So then I get a text at seven forty five.
Show started at seven from my sister in law. Hey,
they got no sign of my ticket.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh my god. I'm like, oh my god, did you
check the special blog.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I'm like, what do you mean? They said, they've they've
been looking for the last twenty five minutes. They don't
have any tickets for me.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Dude. It's the worst way too, because it's so awkward.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
And I'm like, well, and it's seven forty five. I
had to be on stage at eight ten to introduce
Walker Hayes.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Tell me my real name it is.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Oh, And I said, uh, I said, all right, I'll
be right up there. I'll be right up there. I
think I can get up there and get back down
here in time before I to introduce Walker Hayes.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh, you're introducing people, yes, on stage?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yes. And I'm texting I'm dealing with ticket drama all that.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
As you're on about to go live.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yes, And I'm like, all right, I'll be right up there.
So I go up. I get an elevator and that's
when she texted me, oh, never mind, they found him. Okay.
So I get out of the elevator and I just
hang out for a little bit, like all right, cool,
you're live on Hulu. And then I do the introductions.
And then one of my buddies that stop stop.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Where the introduction's easy? Or was he? No teleprompter?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's it's teleprompter. But you can add Libya, I've done it.
You can do it.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Did Eddie do it?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
He did it?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
He teleprompter on Hulu.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
People turn on to you like who because that.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Well Hulu they had a teleprocter. But I didn't listen
to anything in the teleprompter? Had I did more? Just
talk you add limb.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, was the screen guy that was running it.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Later he was like, I don't even know where I am.
It was just running. It was just like going fast.
It was like this is not anywhere on the screen.
And the second time I didn't, he just turned it off,
turned the teleprod off. He done all special. So now

(47:06):
I'm gonna tell you the stressful part of the night.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Right after this, that was a hell of a tease.
I stayed around and I have to, but I still
would have if I was a listener.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
There was a buddy that did not go to the
show that wanted to meet up after the show. Buck No,
and he was like, hey, dude, I'm gonna go out
with some of my buddies. It's a guy's night, and
I'll meet up with you when you leave the show.
Guys night, Guys night. Greg brought his girlfriend, so I'm like,

(47:38):
all right, cool dude. And he started drinking at four
o'clock about eight thirties, like, hey, my boys are going home,
Like where are we going? I'm like, well, well I'm
still working man.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Where are they drinking at?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I don't know. I have no idea. That's the thing.
I don't know. And he's like, all right, because you're
busy with your shop. Yeah, I'm doing my shit on Hulu.
I'm working like I'm working. And he texted me at nine, Hey,
you done yet?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Dude? You just said text rolling through. You're trying to
be on TV.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
I'm trying to be on TV. I'm trying to introduce
people on stage. And I know how you are with text.
You had to have been about ten behind. Yeah, And
it's just like he's just blowing me. And he's like,
I was like, I don't have your tickets. Your wife goes,
it's me. I was asking about the kids. Yeah. My
wife's like, hey, do you have time to FaceTime the
kids and say good night? I'm like, no, the tickets

(48:29):
are under Joe Paul. No, I don't have time to
do that. Okay. So I'm just sitting there and he's like,
all right, it's nine thirty. You done yet. I'm like, dude,
I will be done about ten twenty. He goes, Okay,
where are we going to go? I said, I don't
live here anymore. I don't know what bars are. Chill,

(48:52):
and we can sit there and hang out and talk.
He goes, well, I need you to pick one. So
I started texting Garrett, Greg, Ryan, Chess Day, Jinny Andy,
and I'm like, hey, guys, what bar do we want
to go to after this? Our buddy's asking? And Garrett's like, well,
why don't we meet up and then decide? I'm like,

(49:12):
why can't we decide before I meet up with you guys?
Why do I have to come up there and then decide?
How come you guys can't just come up with it
ten o'clock? Other, buddy, Okay, if you don't tell me
by ten thirty where we're going, I'm going home.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I mean honestly, at some point, why not just go
to a.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
And I'm like, the rose is always good, I understand,
but we're trying to have a like just chill where
we can conversate.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
They're chilling their dancing plazo, but.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
They got the music going and it's hard to talk
when tits are in your face.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
She has a very very nice hey chest, is this
like the two step in the other.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
So and then he sends me an emoji of a
uh clock going tick top. They didn't get that you
were there to work. I'm like, I am working. I
am live on Hulu right now. I don't have time
for this.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Tell them to turn it that you on and then
they could see when you were done.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
No, he's at a bar. Turn the bar on Hulu
don't know, And so they just kept saying, Hey, we're
gonna watch jelly Roll from our seats. You coming up.
I'm like, I am working. I can't come up and
see you in your seats. I don't have time. Seats great,
I don't know where their seats were. I still have
no idea where they sat. And I was like, all right,

(50:35):
I'll be up there after jelly Roll. Why don't we
just meet outside by the petticabs so we can go
beat the always leave early, beat the traffic.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
You just said it without even thinking it, and you
can't no longer make fun of me.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
No, Well, al Dean was the fit in the Closer,
and I was just I was already tired, and I
was like, I'm ready to go to a bar. Al
Dean was the closer over Urban. Yeah, Urban was in
the middle. There is no open encloser. They're all big acts. Whatever,
I get it, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
So Ray I had to say that company line.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
At ten thirty, Buddy text me, He goes, it's ten thirty.
I'm going home. I said, dude, I am about to
be out of here in ten minutes. He goes, you
have to eleven, and I'm really going home. And I
am like, stressed to the max.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Did you still have another hit to do on TV? Yes?
You got to choose TV hit or friends.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I had to introduce Al Dean live on Hulu and.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
You got buddies like where are you? Hey?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I got drunk buddies who've been drinking this at four o'clock. Hey,
where are we going to do? Shots?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Mother?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
And I'm like stop. So then like I'm waiting to
introduce Al Dean, and Ryan and Forrest and greg Or
text me, Hey, we're out by the petticabs. Where are you?
Where are you? Let's go, let's go. They're calling me.
They're calling me, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
This is stressing me out. And I wasn't even there.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
And I'm like, guys, I am trying my best. And
I introduce Alden. I go get my bag, I hit
the elevator, I get outside, and Ryan's call me and
I'm like what, Ryan? What? And he goes where are you.
I said, I'm almost to the petticaps. He goes, I
got us a car. Hurry up, run, run, run run run.
I'm like all right. So I get in the car

(52:19):
and I said, where are we going? And they said Whistler.
So I text everybody that we're going to Whistler. It's
on the east side. Go to Whistler because it's supposed
to be a chill bar. Chill bar. I've never seen
a bar so packed in my I've been life and
there's picnic tables outside, and there's people using half a
picnic table, so we get another half. We're all hanging

(52:41):
around talking, drinking.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Sounds like rainy kind.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Of and then these bros k's on the picnic table
behind us. They leave, so we get the whole picnic
table and we sit down, we're talking, we're all having
a good time. And that's when I get the text
from Andrews says, hey, Buddy, overshot it tonight, not gonna
make the bar cool, which buddy he didn't say. And

(53:06):
then I get a text from Ginny, Hey, you guys
still a Whistler. Me and Andy are on the way. I'm like,
all right, cool. They show up and We're sitting there
talking and then my buddy, the one that was bugging
me all night that wasn't at the concerts, like, hey,
you guys ready to do shots? And I'm like, no,
I'm good. Garrett's like no, I'm good. Greg's like no,

(53:26):
I'm good. Jacob's like no, I'm good. And he goes,
who the are you guys?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Friends turning on each other?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
He goes, literally, who the are you guys? Five years ago,
if I'd have said who wants a shot, you guys
would have been knocking each other over to get to
the bar. Like what is going on?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah? People change, man.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I'm like, well, we're in our forties now, and he goes,
I don't even know you guys.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
He got a friend falling out.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
He goes, dude, I mean are you guys? Like, are
you guys the real people? Like who are you? Are
we shots or what? And I'm like I'm good. Chest
Nay goes, I'm not scared. You know, I'm not scared. Here.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
We gotta prove it to the Hey.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
So him and dude, right, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I knew you were always my boy. I knew you
were my boy. I knew someone would roll with me.
And he's like, for real, you're not gonna do a shot,
oh my gosh. And I'm like, no, I'm not. He goes,
not even one for old time sake, like, do you
remember we used to do yagger bombs in between every

(54:31):
UFCAT fight and you're not even gonna do one shot?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Oh my gosh, you guys got in the shot fight.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
And I'm like, no, I'm not. And he goes, there's
a UFC fight tonight and you're not gonna do a
shot in their honor. I'm like, no, I'm not. I
don't want well tequila warm, and he goes, you know
that's what I'm ordering. I'm like, you're old enough, though,
you can get chilled tequila and get good tequila.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Dude, you should just done a water shot now here.
One need to prove it.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
He was ordering. I wasn't going to them. I was
just like no, and he goes this. He goes, I
don't even know you guys, but I'm going to get
to shots.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I've never understood the people that are worried about other
people's alcohol intake. Dude, I'm always just worried about myself.
I couldn't give a rip if anybody else did a shot.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
So he comes back with two well tequila shots.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
You dump it on the girl.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
No, he gave it to chest Day and himself.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Hey man, it was great, I took it.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
He goes, these are the two people that are still
living here. We go cheers, and they took a shot,
and I'm like, you're only back for like two hours.
I'm like, dude, I've been working all day. I've been
going balls of wall since Thursday night, like I am exhausted.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
And he wanted to do a Wells tequila on the
East Side in Austin with underneath a picnic table with
dirt underneath it.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yeah, warm, hey, warm tequila, and well like, I mean no,
thank you. I can't even get it chilled. And so
we sit there and we were talking and talking and
like laughing and joking, and then slowly, one by one,
Jenny and Andy they go home. Then Garrett's like, I'm out.
Ryan's like I'm out, just leave Ryan. Chess Day goes, guys,

(56:02):
I'm about to black out. I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
He was going that hard.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
He went from the well shot of tequila to twenty
minutes later like, guys, I gotta go. I'm a blackout
and he was about to black out, and our body goes,
you can't be serious right now, you're gonna go home.
It's not even two am yet?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Oh it was this late?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Well, no, it was only one o'clock. And our buddies like,
you're gonna go home before two? Like, are you being
serious right now? Like what happened to you guys?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Oh my gosh. We had this talk and I'm like, man,
life happens. Man, shit happens.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
So Chess Day's like, fine, I'm back in. I'm back in.
He sits back down NBA Lakers and then we find
out then but this is where it got interesting. Then
we started talking about something about feet, and our buddy
Greg was like, do you guys know anybody that is

(56:57):
in defeat that like feet is their thing, like they
have a feed And he said besides Rex Ryan, And
that's when our buddy Shot guy was like, I mean,
I hate to tell you guys, but feet are where
it's at. Greg about fell off the picnic table bench.

(57:21):
He was like, oh my god, my whole life, I've
never known someone, Oh my god. And he's and he
goes so you're telling me shot guys, like, you're telling
me you've never seen a foot where like maybe one
toe is longer than the other and that is just
like amazing to you. And we're like, no, dude, it's

(57:41):
time to turn in. And he's like, you're telling me
you have never got a foot job.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Oh that's different than feet.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
And I'm like, excuse me, I'm telling this. He goes,
He goes, you're telling me you've never seen two feet
and just been like, man, that's what I want. And
I'm like, no, dude. He goes, I want you, guys
to do me a favor. I want you to go

(58:12):
and get your woman's feet and put them on your
and tell me that that doesn't do something for you.
And dude, at this point, we were all falling off
the PICGNY table laughing. We're all like, you cannot be
kidding me. You've gotten to be kidding me, Like you
are not being for real right now. He was like

(58:33):
it'll change your life, damn.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
He's a rex Ryan to send it.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
And that's when gregs like, I gotta go home. That's
when Jacob was like, I gotta go home. That's when
chest Day was like I'm out, yeah, and then he
told me you're not leaving, are you? You want another drink?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
And he's like, I'll buy the next round. Also, don't
you have a flight at early No? I had a
flight at six o'clock at night.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
You flew in last night. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
And I was like, if you're gonna buy another drink,
and then Greg's like, oh, you're gonna buy another drink,
I'll take it. And Jacob's like, I'll take another drink.
He goes, what do you guys want? I was like, oh,
this tequila drink I'm drinking. He goes, no, no, no, no,
that's not what you drink. You drink Tito's and soda.
I'm like, no, no, I want this tequila drink that
I've had tonight.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
And he goes, who are you dude?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
These friends sound amazing at peer pressure.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Now this is the shot guy. Same guy. He's like,
don't tell me you want you want Tito's and soda.
That's what you want, isn't it. I'm like, no, no, no,
this tequila drink is freaking delicious.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I mean, do these guys know it? You haven't lived
there in ten years, You've started a family or married.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I'm like, I want this nice cocktail that tastes delicious,
that has tequila. Like, right, it's really good. He was like,
I am not going to the bartender and ordering four
of those. And I'm like what. He goes, don't be
serious right now. Be serious. You want a Tito's and soda,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I'm like, I am serious as a heart attack. Shut
the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
So he goes and he orders the four of drinks,
and then he comes back and he goes, I gotta
tell you something. I'm like what, and he goes, that's
damn good. That's damn good. That's damn good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
But he may be hung over till Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Oh for sure, for sure. And they all leave and
it's just me and him. He's like, you're not leaving
yet after we drink that drink, not my dude. I
And so then I order some food from the food
truck and I got me a tie chicken sandwich. Oh
my god, ray, it was delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
It was better in Zitozoza.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
It was. But then oh, I touxted Billy. He did,
We're gonna take a break. We'll come back and I'll
tell you all about Sunday, I got to see chest
to day. Billy said, I will, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
What I go, Billy? Have you ever been to Zoetong?
And he said, I will.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
All right, We'll be right back. All right, I got home.
I mean, I say bye to this dude. I haven't
seen him in, like, you know, the shot guy, I
haven't seen him in a couple of years later, and
give him a hug.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Hey, man, keep it homeing bro, and he.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Starts getting all emotional. He's like, dude, it's just so
good to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Man, you're a real one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I'm like, we don't need it, we don't need to
like do this. And we're standing outside front of the
bar waiting for my lift, his lift, his.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Uber or whatever you want to call it, man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
And it's like one fifty five am and some dude
comes rolling down the street on the scooter and almost
gets hit by a car. And I'm like, do you
know how stupid this guy has to be to be
riding a scooter at two am with a bunch of
drunk ass people on the road.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Some have died in our town.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
And he's just I mean, I'm just like, I'm I'm
so cool back like whatever, but I get my uber.
I'm so cool, door car dead, getting my uber. I'd
head back to the hotel. Great, good night, go to bed,
wake up, No no chicks, no chicks. But I'm going
to my parents' house the next morning at ten thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Why not just that night to their house because.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I have a hotel room, show up truck. I have
all my stuff and I get in the room, I
brush my teeth, I go to bed, wake up the
next morning, and I didn't. I didn't even get breakfast
tacos while I was there, because my dad has an
obsession with Taco shack, like breakfast tacos. I'm meeting at

(01:02:22):
my parents' house. My brother's coming, my sister's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I hope everybody's box.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
And I'm like, all right, I'll be there at ten thirty.
So I roll in at ten thirty two, thinking there's
gonna be breakfast, breakfast tacos, uh colaches, because that's what
they usually.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Get, hob and Naro Pepper's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I walk in, they're in in a damn thing. I'm like, guys, recession,
where's the food, where's the breakfast?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Oh shit? They don't know zempic are they no one
of our friends. Man, you'll go a whole day and
they don't eat. They said, Hey, I'm gonna speak over
the gas station get some food.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
They said, Oh, I thought you'd want lunch. We were
just gonna get barbecue around eleven. I mean I haven't eaten, right.
I got to the venue at three and afternoon. The
day before. All I had was a chicken sandwich at
one five in the morning. Because they don't feed you
at these things, brutal. So I am dying. I am like,
go get the food now. Restaurant doesn't open to eleven,

(01:03:25):
damn it. So we didn't eat till eleven forty. Batter's
Box comes over. My sister's there with her three kids.
My brother brings his kid over.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
That's angry and to hatred, to hatred is no water.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Oh my gosh. And we hang out just chatting. And
then my sister in law tells me about her ticket situation.
You remember how she couldn't get her tickets from the
ticket window. Yeah, she has the same last name as
cousin Andrew, and he couldn't get his tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
They both have the exact same name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Tanya Smith Andrew Smith. So, and she came to the
window after Andrew.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Oh and because yours is oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And she was like, I'm here to get my tickets.
Tanya Smith, the lady oft the Ticic Go window, goes,
someone already tried that trick. Well, there are no tickets
because she had the same last name. They thought it
was they were trying to scam what and she was like,
what do you mean. She goes, Yeah, someone already came
with that same last night and tried to act like
they had tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Okay, well they can id.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Well that's what I said, I said, I said, what's
the scam. She goes, the lady accused me of being
a scammer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Dude, this scam he's gotten bad. It's gotten people not
even believing they're themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
She's like, yeah, that trick has already been tried tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Okay, cool, I'll just sit here because I'm not a scammer.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
And my sister in law said she was so confused.
I'm like, what are you talking about? She goes, Oh, yeah,
the guy earlier, same last name, he tried to get
tickets too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Oh, people are gonna have the same last name. And
it's just like, what is going on, dude? You know
with some seven year old lady who heard about a
scam on TV and thought she was going to do
her due diligence.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
All she's trying to do is try to get her tickets,
and this lady's accused her of doing all this stuff.
And she's just like, because my sister in law has
no idea, my cousin's already been to the window and
had problem getting tickets. She's just like, no, I'm just
here to pick up my tickets under tanya, ma'am like
respectfully that that scam is not gonna work.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I heard about it on the Bobby Bone Show. There's
scams on that like this going on scam alert.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
So I found that out at my at my parents'
house and I was like, wow, that's crazy. And so
then we hung out for a while. Then we uh
headed out to the t ball game my nephews, my
sister's two twin boys. They had a t ball game,
so I went and watched that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Coach is this necessary? We are moving, people are back
in their garages now, they've already done their commutes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yeah, And UH hung out with that for a while
and then Pops took me the airport, hugged kissed on
the lips and it was time to get out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Man by Dad be good in Austin. I'll hold it
down into.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
The and that was it. That was the animal trip.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Man. That was good. That was a bow. That was
a beginning, middle and an end. Yeah, my favorite part.
At the end, I was exhausted. I'm still exhausted. And
then when I got home, I was like, oh, man,
I lived At all those clips of the Tom Brady Rose.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I was like, I really wish I had watch that
you can today. Actually pretty damn funny. Some of those
clips were hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I just saw the writing. I never actually heard audio,
which is weird. He's I'm an audio guy. But the
one they got like, Hey, Tom, what was the dumbest
thing you ever said to Gizelzelle is hard to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Say, Dizelle.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Tom, what's the dumbest thing you ever said to Gizel? Dude,
Gisell is hard to say, Tom, what is the hardest
thing you ever had? What is the dumbest thing you
ever said to Gizell? Hey you should go try jiu jitsu?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
No, there was Julian Edelman. He said, he goes man.
Everybody always asks me how bit his grogs dick, And
I'm like, I mean it gets the job done. It
gets the job done. But I mean that other tight

(01:07:11):
end he was hung.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Oh my god, oh my god. Roast gets so cringe dude.
And then he and then you see, Brady said, the
NFL investigated me deflating football for twenty million dollars. He's like,
those dumb asses could have just asked me about it.
I would have admitted, yeah, I cheated.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
He goes, that could have give me at twenty million.
I said, yeah, I deflated those balls. Edelman said, you
know about to flight. Get everybody asked me, I hated,
you know, did you deflate Tom Brady's balls? And he goes,
I mean they weren't going to flight themselves. And Nicky
Glazer Nicki Glazer said, she goes, hey, hey, hey, Randy Moss,

(01:07:59):
mister's no red Randy Moss, no rings. She goes, Aaron
Arnana's had a ring around his neck.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Some of those get cringe, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
And then she said, hey Tom Brady, tom Brady, what's
it like when your ex wis new boyfriend can kick
your ass? Why eating hers?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I mean I was dying, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I was dying and Belichick doing shots with Robert Kraft.
I mean it looked awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Yeah, that's when you know you met he do the roast.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Yeah, and I don't understand why he did it. He
to raise money for charity, Like why why do you
sign up for that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Just because that's what I'm saying. That's the level of
success where you say, dude, it doesn't matter what anybody
says to me. Roast wise, I heard, you know him
way better than any He also, it doesn't even matter.
That's the only people that do that are the most confident,
who have had an unbelievable amount of success.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
And all Check got up there and he said, he said, hey,
you know how they're always telling you, oh, you know whatever,
don't quit your day job. Don't quit your day job.
He goes, Gronk, I watch you on Fox NFL Sunday,
and I keep saying, quit your day job, quit your
day job.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
It is great. And Robert Kraft got up there and said, hey,
putin if you're watching, give me my damn ringback, would you?
Oh it looked hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Can you just watch it? Right? You don't gotta pay
if you got Netflix I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Don't know if that. Yeah, I assume you can watch it.
I'm gonna go back and watch it because the clips
looked fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Dude, my buddy BJ wanted us to roast him for
his birthday. It was awkward. Within two minutes, we all
did like a thirty second to a minute roast. She uh, Ali,
you know Alidar's daughter. They go, hey, Ali, do a
roach real quick. Just do a video at real quick.
Do thirty minutes. So one of the jokes was because
BJ always off and on again dates David off and

(01:10:05):
on there and Holly wasn't even there, and she goes, hey, BJ,
look to your left, is David there? If he is,
that's embarrassing. She knew he was there without even being there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
And we're all just like, oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
And then I was like, guys, we all know why
BJ always has a jewel. It's not because he likes
the nicotine or anything like that. It's like because he
likes a little small.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
It's funny. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Yeah, that's really be carefully. You don't want to roast
your friends. Oh we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, have a good Monday. I'm i gonna go get
in that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I missed out on five thousand on the horse race.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Man, I didn't even see the horse race.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
We had eleven and two. Eleven and two finished second third.
We need him to finish first and second. Missed it.
I mean it was it was buying Eddie Nos five thousand,
oh man, Yeah, can't believe that. I know. If you
pick four horses, right, you win five million.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yeah it's pretty hard. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
One horse right, typically's about a thousand. If you bet
fifty two horses correct the first two, you win five thousand,
three horses correct, You win fifty five thousand, four horses correct,
five million dollars. Damn almost picked two of them. Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Yeah, I mean, I mean I didn't watch much sports too.
Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Maybe by the Preads are out man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Oh dude, I'll tell you about the preds. I'll tell
you on Wednesday, SPoD Man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Yeah, we were supposed to do something with them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Yeah, I'll ride it down preads.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
All right, And are we doing that launching the YouTube
later today?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah, you might as well launch it now. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Well, we can't launch it all at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Well, this is gonna take me a minute. I gotta
pick up lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I'm hungry, all right, all right, we gotta go.