March 20, 2024 • 46 mins
The happiest week on Earth has turned into nothing but sadness so far for Lunchbox. We do our highest rated segment called How did you sleep and we check with texts from Justin. Kansas got some bad news and we found out the MLB season has officially started already. Plus we read some emails from Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You said, run in here and hit record. I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I mean, listen, I did not. I never told anybody
I had to be out at a certain time. What
I said is that one of my kids has a fever,
had a fever all night. He woke up. You know,
let's just start the show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The show has been starting.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, no, you got to hit the button.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, consider it, hit man. I used one of our
sound effects on The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Heard it. It was great, greatly appreciated. And your your
fake sports center photo hilarious. You're like we made it
and you had a sports center a little graphic in
the corner. I laughed out loud. That was great.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
My wife goes, is that real? And I said no,
I was just I was watching YouTube on our TV
at home and I thought, dang, it kind of looks
like it's on TV. And I said, oh, what if
I take a picture of it and put the logo
sports Center. Looks like we're on Sports Center.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It was great. Still didn't get people to watch it,
but it was great. Not a lot of people like
that video.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Arnold, get over here and start this out. Okay, we're
rushed today, lunch shit, do it fast. Yeah, I mean
that's relationships. Sometimes, you know, you just got to get
in a quickie. Yeah, you know I'm quacking out. No,
I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying, man, how
was your weekend. We haven't seen you a month. Hell's good,
March madness, a lot of sadness and green beer. That's fun, dude.
(01:21):
All right, we gotta start the show. Do this with me?
We oh the one, two, three? So losers, what up?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I gave you the sportsbacks my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Y'all. It is sizzing. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the west north side of
Nashville with Baser, my wife, Lover dearly beloved the Baser.
She got infusions in her bones or something to strengthen
her bones, and she said it's giving her the chills.
It's almost like that damn COVID shot.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What do you mean infusions in your bones?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know if they answer go into your bones,
but it's some sort of aat needle and it infuses
stuff into your body to strengthen your bones. Because the
cancer weakened her bones. Got it, and so she says
she has like the craziest body aches right now. I said,
whatever you need, I got you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So you're telling me that cancer patients that weakends or bones,
you can strengthen your bones back up by a shot
a little bit. That's very interesting. Never knew that. Uh So,
how'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Ray? Oh my gosh, coach, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What it all.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Went to bed before Bazer Oh, father in law. I'm
about to go to bed. I'm in my jammies and
he says, hey, I'm bringing all this furniture over to
your house. We have cabinets, tables, grills, outdoor tables, china cabinets,
(02:50):
this cutting board thing that looks like it could go
on the patio, but it could also junk up the patio.
Our garage and whole living room is filled with nothing
but furniture. So rocked that until like eight thirty. Oh
watched him and my cousin drink a blue moon and
then I said, guys, love you, but I am part
of a morning show, if you haven't heard, and I
(03:11):
went to bed. So it was like it was one
of those sleeps where you're trying to force yourself to sleep,
wasn't It was a little RESTful, but baser didn't come
until later. She was coughing a little bit, like, oh,
why are you coughing? And she goes, I just have
a tickle, and I go, it's not just a tickle.
It tickles waking up my pickle. And so then I
(03:32):
would have to fall back to sleep. And then then
I woke up in twelve thirty and came to work. Yeah,
I uh, And it was a damn cop in the
corn fhe oh and for whatever, which county one of them?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, it's okay if.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You don't know Sumner. He was right there waiting for me,
and I was cooking at sixty. Should have been pulled
over the speed limits fifty five, but I saw him
and he thought he was gonna get a drunk driver.
It wasn't a drunk driver. It was me just going
to my normal job.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I think you're allowed to go five over those speed limit?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Man, how did you sleep?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh right, it's terrible, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We went one depressed to another.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I tell you like I told you the other night
that my two year old woke up a few times
last night. It was the five year old he woke
up five times. He had a fever. I gave him medicine.
He couldn't sleep, doctor Box. He wanted me to turn
on the air conditioning because he was so hot.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It was forty degrees exactly. Please tell me. He didn't
turn it all out, I.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Said, but I can't turn on the air conditioning. It's
cold outside. You're hot because you're sick. Go outside and sleep,
I said. I said, I gave you medicine, and about
thirty minutes is going to kick in. But he doesn't
understand minutes. He doesn't understand thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's also hard as a kid to understand it does
take time. You think, when you take the pill or whatever,
it should happen instantly.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes, And I gave him the you know, the motrin whatever,
the liquid motrin. And I go back upstairs. I'm like, oh,
I only gave him five MILLI eaters. He's he's five
years old. He needs more than that song. He I
fell back asleep in about eight minutes. There, Da da
da da, Can you come? I don't know how long
it was. Later and I went down there, wish I
wasn't your dad, and I gave him more. I was like, oh, here,
(05:20):
my buddy, I forgot to give you this, like I
didn't give you enough.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You guys have full conversations in the morning. Hey, buddy,
how are you sleeping?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh dude, he yells Dad. I can I have a kiss? Dad?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Act?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Can I have a hug? Dad? I can you fix
my blanket?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I can you turn on the cold air?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Dad? I'm sound like Arnold? No, Dad? Was that eight milligrams? Yeah, Bud, Sorry,
here's another two. Take it back.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So it was rough. And here's the problem. My wife
is out of town for a funeral, so it's all
on me. So you think, Oh, I shouldn't have made
that joke. It's a funeral. No, yeah, I know it
was a funeral.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I saw. I mean, I saw the did you check
it obituary?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I did not, But I saw a saying we are
saying goodbye to my mother today. Blah blah blah blah blah.
It's her mom, not her mom, but the shot sounds
like I'm about to feel terrible. No, it was her friends,
her friend's mom. Dude, why are you not at it? Exactly?
So it was all on me, and the neighbor is
(06:20):
coming over was coming over early in the morning to
take them to school and all that, and I was like, look,
before you drop them off, you give every single one
of them motron thirty minutes before you get to school,
give a motrin. That way they don't have a fever.
And that way I can come in here and do
this job. So I yes, I have a deadline because
(06:43):
after four hours that motron is gonna wear off, right,
and I'm gonna get a call from the daycare that says, hey,
your son has a fever. You need to come pick
him up. So that is why I felt rushed, and
that is why I am like, we can do a pod.
It's not. I don't know if it's gonna be as
long as normal, but we are doing a POD in
a hurry because I am dealing with a sick kid.
(07:05):
Kept me up all night. I told the neighbor, pump
them full of motrim before you send him to daycare.
And he is at daycare right now and so far
I've got no call. That's how I slept.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And also the daycare person hits you up. You're like,
turn on the radio, the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It doesn't matter, right, they know you're at work. It
does not matter. Their policy is if they call you,
your child needs to be picked up within one hour.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And I mean that sounds like freaking Dick's when they
hit you up and say that your golf ball's are ready.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's like when you do Kroger order online, it says
your order will be ready between two and three pm.
When you get a text at one your order's ready. Wow,
you actually did something early. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, that one you gotta you gotta go wait and
they actually do in the window, come and bring it
out to you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So they have a person assigned getting all your groceries.
I'm not turning this into the grocery store story. But
the person, there's one at their facility. They're there to
work as a supermarket person, but for those fifteen minutes
they work for you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's amazing. It says you get a text, Hey, your
shopper is doing your groceries right now, your order is
under has started. Whatever they're doing, they have started, and
they will text you with any questions. And I did
this yesterday because I didn't have time to take kids
to the grocery store, didn't have time to do all.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
This supermarket stories.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
No stories from the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Stories from the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So I did this, and when I went to go
pick up the groceries, they were done early. And then
it says, oh, you know, click this link when you're
ten minutes away.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Did you find the gray poopon?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And so the only problem is I was driving. So
I called my wife. I'm like, hey, can you click
on it? That's the text, dude, and she goes, yeah,
she clicks on it, but she's out of town, so
it used to her location. They're like, you're in the
wrong state, and they did. They replied to her and
they said, you're twenty hours away. It seems like you're
quite as far from this store.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, I'll make it in an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Would you like to change your location? And that's when
she called me back. She goes, I don't think it's
gonna work if I do it, because it's marking me
in Houston. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, So then I
get there and I pull in a parking spot and
I call and I'm like, hey, I'm here, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Then they called me back and they're like, oh, sir,
we don't see you. I'm like, yeah, I'm in the
gray suv and I'm in the the parking spot where
it says, you know, pick up groceries. She said, oh no, no,
that's you're in the wrong one. You're in the ones.
If you're gonna come inside and get them, I need
you to drive around the side of the store. There's
two spots. You'll pull up there and I'll be sitting there.
(09:45):
All right. So I'm pull out and I'd already popped
the back glass of the suv, so they're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Just driving around like it's spring break.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So I could just sit head of my city two
thousand and eight, hanging out the back.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Kids are in the car.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Seats yes, And I was like, okay, So I just
reverse out and the cars aret bep bep beb bep.
Because I got the damn glass open. I'm like, oh
my god, I'm just driping. My kid's like, Dada, something's wrong.
Dad has something's wrong. No, I've been drinking, Dada. What's
that noise. I'm like, it's just yelling at us. Dada,
Why is it yelling at us. I'm like, cause the glasses, well,
(10:22):
you better close it, you better. No, we got We're fine.
We're fine. Whatever. So we drive over and the lady
I rode down the window. She goes and I go
it to me. She goes, oh okay, and she puts
them in the back. I said, thank you, sorry about that.
She goes, no happens all the time. Have a great day, boom,
put my three bags in and we drove home.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Maybe make your instructions better. And also, you know, you
can watch them, I think, as they're getting your groceries,
there's some app the baser does it and she can
tell if they stay on a particular item that it's
hard for them to find it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That's funny, I know.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah. So she'll go, hey, they're having trouble finding the
mini cokes. And then we go all right, here we go.
Get ready, they're gonna get us twelve sixty four ounce
later colas.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The replacement options they come up with are not always
the greatest, but whatever. I appreciate the effort. But yesterday,
like I needed a red bell pepper and they were out,
so they put a green bell pepper. Absolutely fine. Doesn't
make a difference.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And you always know the people that are getting somebody
else's groceries because they walk so awkward on their car
and they for sure have the double eye ear pods
in Oh, for sure, listen into a potty.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And then you try to ask them, excuse me, do
you know where this is? And they just keep walking
shop personal shopper. What a different job all you'd that
would not be a terrible job, but it would be
a terrible job at the same time.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Stop. I disagree with you wholeheartedly on this because I
see them and I think I couldn't unless you memorize
the grocery store, which would easily take six to eight months.
And then again, there's always rotating food items. That would
be the hardest eight month training run of your life
trying to find shit. Dude, I do it for twenty minutes,
and I hate my life. Baser, Hi, there you wanted
(11:55):
the oak bar. You wanted the vanilla bark for the cookies. Okay,
I just found the dude, and he's telling me this
is the only bark they have. Like, dude, I'm sending
her pictures and all.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You mail my light whenever I tell my wife, ain't
no worry about it. I'll go to the grocery store
this time. It is the worst decision I've ever made
in my life. Because I get so stressed out, so
stressed out trying to figure out where things are, Like, Okay,
I can't find this, what aisle's it on? Okay? She
(12:29):
tells me what i'le Okay, there's three different kinds. Take
a picture. Which one do you want? The one on
the left, right, middle? Which one is it? It's none
of those? Okay, Well, I don't know where it is?
So stressful.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Vegan options whole note two percent skim.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
When I worked at Sam's, I worked there for three
years and I still didn't know where everything was, basically
because I was a parking lot guy. But at the
end when it closed, they would have you do returns,
like it had to put stuff back on the shelf.
Half the time I couldn't find it. I would just
throw it in between the crap, or I'd walk through
the soft lines where the clothes were and just pick
(13:05):
up a stack of shirts, slide the product in there,
put the shirts on top of it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
As an employee, probably not the best practice. I will
say this, if I'm at a Walmart and I decide
or something I'm not gonna get, is it bad to
just put it on a shelf that it doesn't really
belong on. I mean, there's people paid to then put
it in its correct shelf, right, or do I need
to haul my ass all the way across as it's
a tough question put it in its exact particular aisle.
I mean, I don't work for the store, but again,
they don't work for us, and then they bring us
(13:31):
our groceries, so we should return the favor and put
stuff away in the aisles.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
As a former worker at Walmart and Sam's Club and
Costco and Randall's, all types of grocery stores, I am
more inclined to walk back and put it back where
I got it if I decide I don't want it,
because I used to get so frustrated when I worked there.
What I don't understand is when people they get like
(13:56):
some meat, and then they don't want it and they
put it where the books. That's not what I'm talking guys,
Come on, not the stuff that can spoil. I would
never do it with that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
But you're talking like a box of goldfish. Yes, and
you put it where the lamps are. Totally get it.
People do that all the time. Understand I am more
inclined to walk it back, but usually if I get something,
I'm not really getting rid of.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It, dude, this is me. I usually put any of it.
The goldfish reces bars pops, if they don't have to
be cold, if they're already lukewarm, if it's something. Dude,
I had rubbing alcohol, because that's how I start my
fire on my porch. It's a fire on your porch,
a little fire pit, and you just put rubbing alcohol
in it and it lights it up, burns for forty
five minutes. So pretty good Christmas present, finally getting to
(14:37):
use it. But I had rubbing alcohol and I didn't
need it, and I go, oh, I'll just put it
in this aisle. Then I go, wait, what if somebody
has kids, the kid knocks it over, it dumps on
the ground, they get a little bit on their clothes,
and then it starts to fire it and they die.
I would feel so responsible for that. So then the
rubbing alcohol, I will go march back to where it
goes because of the ramifications of it. But goldfish. Worst
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it can happened as the fish gets spilled or something
that was stores from the grocery store. Dude, I didn't
know we were doing this.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh man, I had a yeah, yeah, I didn't either.
But what we're gonna take a break. We'll come back
and I'm gonna tell you. Also, before I went to sleep,
I saw some terrible news and so it it just
kind of ruined my night. Also, I'll be right back,
We'll be right back. Whatever. So I get a text
(15:31):
last night from Justin, not you're Justin, but actually I
did get one from Justin saying, hey, join my bracket
ten dollars win or take all.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
These are my friends for you, dud. And he's we're
going to play for twenty dollars for the whole season.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And he said password Buckeys. I'm like, I don't want
to play in that crap. Like see, I got in
a fight with it. I did.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
He First of all, he said, you could enter multiple brackets,
which I hate because then you can claim an upset
even though you picked it in two brackets.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And then me and my wife for going into it
and not everybody's gonna do two brackets. So I explained
to him, if me and my my wife going to
this six person group, which is you, me, Justin, Eric, Dodter,
Buddy Bill, that's it. If me and my wife, go in,
we enter two brackets since we're married and we have
the same funds. If you guys all enter one bracket
and we do is amazing to win the whole thing.
(16:19):
I would only win ten dollars because three of our
other brackets would have lost, and we're married, and so
we would have only have won than ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And then he goes, now you're not allowed to the bracket.
I just texted. I said, hey, can we get a
better password?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So this is text from Justin Yeah, oh okay, right,
Justin goes.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Wait, Baser laughed at Mike, can we get a better password?
And then she removed her laugh. Why did she remove
the laugh? She doesn't want to make Justin mad.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh no, she might be on meds a little bit. Oh,
Justin goes Okay. Ray has been officially banned from the
pool his greediness. Anyone else who would like to join
us as welcome to. But dude, it's not greed. If
you're gonna win March madness, you've got to be talking
a thousand. In high school, I had principles, and for
whatever reason, they didn't worry about losing their job. Because
(17:13):
it's definitely illgal to conduct a pool. Yeah, dude, I
had principles that were in the in the town and teachers.
When these pools were as a kid, you could win
five thousand, and now I'm an adult with my own
money and I can win ten dollars. Yeah, well that's
not really worth What do we do it here?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's like I have to get on the phone with
Keith today.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Kid, Hey, kid, you want to get in my fifty
cent pool? The winner takes eighty.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Cent because he's having trouble with his computer. So I'm
gonna have to sit down at a computer create a
second bracket in the tradition never dies, and I'm gonna
have to fill out his bracket. Pick my pick, my pick.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Sixty four picks times one minute each. Ye're looking at
over an hour.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, but that's okay, And anything he does takes over
an hour. But I can already tell you it's gonna
be North Carolina winning it all in his bracket. And
I don't know who hell have them playing, but kid,
I gotta go in North Carolina. They been looking so good.
One year he picked North Carolina. They weren't even the
damn tournament.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's like justin New Ohio stated, and you make the tournament.
I can't believe he's still having the pool.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And he still used password Buckeyes. I mean, like, I
didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
They're in the CBA Tournament or the CBI.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Dude, are they really the college basketball?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
But yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
So then last night I get a text with my
friend Justin. He goes, this couldn't be more true, And
it's like a tweet from someone saying, yeah, maybe if
Kansas didn't lie about their health, Auburn would have had
a better seating. And I'm like, what are you talking about?
We didn't lie about our health? Like what? Then I
log onto Twitter and it says mccoller out for the
(18:49):
tournament bone bruis and knee. And I have been saying
it for weeks. I've been saying it to my dad,
boone bruise that needs baser shot. There is no way
it is a bone. He had to have torn something
in his knee or partially torn it, and they've been
hoping it was gonna heal without surgery. It didn't, and
now he's out for the tournament because he hadn't practiced.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
In six weeks.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
He's played like three games in the last six weeks.
That is not a bone bruise. I'm not a doctor.
Stand down.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I read the article Sporting News. I just would you
want to quote the source. They said he's been doing
training for six hours is what I read.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Now, he's been having treatment on his knee for six hours.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
A day playing game.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And Hunter Dickinson even put on Twitter, we know how
much you You know, everybody in the locker room knows
what you did to get back on the court.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
So my hope of Kansas maybe getting hot, like being
healthy and making a little bit of a run is over.
Like it is dashed. Like I didn't think we were
very good to begin with, but I thought, okay, we
can win one or two games. I will be shocked
we win one game, I have to be super happy.
Two games Stetson, we play Samford, and then we played
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the winner of Gonzaga and McNeese State.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I texted Justin, I said, dude, watch out for Boise State.
They're gonna make a run. I mean, I'm pretty sure
they're the worst team in it. They haven't won a today,
They've never won a game in March madness. I got
a question did they win their playing games or is
that tonight? I know, I know Virginia lost last night.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Did you know we've been going backing, dude, we've been
going back.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And forth saying dumbass teams are gonna make ud I said, uh,
watch out for Boise State to run the tournament. Then
I hit him back and I go, also, watch out
for Spardi. They're gonna prove that Cinderella isn't a horror.
Just Team Sadarga, Sparty Babaker run. But Boise State has
never won a game.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
That's funny. Well, Virginia, what's crazy? Since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Those dumbasses they were get lost to the sixteen seed, Yes,
and then got bounced last year.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
They have won six games in the NC DOUBLEA Tournament
since twenty eighteen. They were all in twenty nineteen they
won the national titles.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Say yeah, see, yeah, they got bounced last year and
Zona got bounced. Dude.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Did you see they had fourteen points at halftime? Yes?
Last night?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh they're not even in.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, they were in the first four.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Did they get in? No? They lost.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
They scored like thirty eight points the whole game, and
Tony Bennett comes out and says we're gonna reevaluate our
system after this loss. You think you think you need
to score more than thirty eight points, maybe get to
uh like this decade of basketball, we had to run
and you had to shoot, and you can't hold the
ball for fifty five seconds every possession.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He was talking about his team as the sist. Yes,
I thought he was addressing the NC DOUBLEA system and
how they picked teams, saying they should have made the tournament.
I just read headlines.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Dude, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I yeah, sorry, your dude's hurt. D I don't know
if it was six hours in the pool or if
it was six hours on the court, but it sounds
like he's been going. I mean, I know you're a doctor.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I know, but so that is just devastation. I haven't
filled out my bracket. I am leaning. Here's the thing.
I'm gonna be stubborn and I will not pick Yukon
to win it. Yukon will not be winning it in
my bracket only because and I do I say this
every year, watch out for all if you're gonna win
a bracket, you'll have to be perfect in the first
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two rounds. If you pick Yukon to win it all
because fifty percent of the brackets are gonna have Yukon
winning it all.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You're doing it, statistically speaking, how to win it?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yes, statistically speaking, if you're behind a few points, you
can be iced out. In the Sweet sixteen.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Did you read our work pool? They give so many
bonus points for picking up upsets? Speaking of statistically speaking,
you could pretty much heade your bets and win the
work pool just by picking nothing but upsets because you're
given so many bonus points in the beginning rounds for
picking upsets.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh, I didn't even read it. I just saw the
fun Committee. It came from the Fun Committee. Let's fill
out a bracket. I'm like, hell yeah, I'm gonna fill
out a bracket.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Even that one, as how joking of a fun it
is gives two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Oh give out money.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
That one still beats Justin's of ten dollars. Dude, These
are the offers I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I mean the fact that Justin has like five people
in his pool.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And even Vada.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Dude, are people like is money is our society in
this economy?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Are we poured in this economy?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Bovada? Hits me up and says, hey, get in our
March Madness pool. If you pick a perfect bracket, you
get eighty thousand dollars eight a million.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
What has happened to the dollar eighty thousand for a
perfect drags sixty four straight?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That nobody's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I mean, PEPSI has given one hundred thousand for a
bad bracket.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I mean you gotta go. So yeah, I have not.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Picked away to go.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Arnold just shit his pants.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Okay, we'll take a break, We'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah,
it wasn't the daycare. We're good, all right. So anyway,
with all that sadness, all that sadness.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It was the daycare? Is it was our old? I
know himself.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Uh, I'm super excited for tomorrow. March Madnes is my
favorite times year. I will watch every single game Friday
and Saturday. Okay, Coach Thurst, Thursday, I said Thursday and Friday.
You just said Friday Saturday. That's lack of sleep.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
But you're not the only person that has these feelings.
You realize every red blooded dude and females and they
all of them, bro, we all love March Madness. So
when you say that your same emotions we all have, bro,
I don't know if you have the same emotions as
I do. We do. I think you like it, I
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don't think you love it. Well, I didn't love it
last year because my cat died.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, sorry, let's have a moment of silence, bablo.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
So that is the year I didn't love it. And
then twenty twenty the pandemic canceled.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Then we did WU box like someone some of us
in a picture on the Facebook page that's so depressed
and said, I'm trying to make something. I don't know
what they were trying to make. He goes, and the
first website that pops up and it's a picture of
WU box, he goes, I know not to use them,
And I commented, I said, wait a minute. WU Box
was there for us when sports weren't wait because.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
They hosted us doing the coin Flip Madness. Yes, and
they didn't understand why people were using them because March
Madness got canceled.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And well, we kept calling the dude and we were like, damn, dude,
how do we happen to get you? Every time He's like,
I'm the only one that works here. Oh got it?
Kenny my bad. That's how it all. That's how it started.
That's where wu Box came from.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Origin story.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
But yes, I listen the excitement I feel in your bracket.
This is another thing. The bracket is a little not
as fun now, but it's still great because we live
in different cities. When you're growing up, you all live
in the same neighborhood and you'd print them out and
you would highlight every game you got wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hey, kN I'm bringing over sixty four a piece of
post board.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That was amazing, and I remember thinking, every time I
lost a game, oh no, my bracket it's over. I
got no shut it when it's over one loss and
you were devastated. You were like, oh my, how am
I so stupid? And now you realize you can lose
a couple games and win the bracket.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No schlit. Let me say this about my march madness. Dude.
In high school, I was the guy that ran the
pool go ahead, and this is why it brings up
amazing memories for me. I would go around all and
I had them all due two dollars. And to this
day that pool was bigger than the one. Justin's trying
to get us to go into dude, so the winner
would get sixty. Okay, I would have a Manila envelope.
I was walking around the school with sixty dollars. I'm
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pretty sure you could have gotten busted into attention.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It was gambling, right, I mean, it's technically gambling, But
are we really going to waste our time busting people
for that?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, there's other things, jaywalking, correct speeding in school zones.
Hitting a construction worker two thousand dollars fine and fifteen
years of prison. Don't you see those signs? No hit
or kill a construction worker two thousand dollars fine and
fifteen years of jail. Maybe if he kills him for life?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It's every time I passed the constructions like going home,
I'm like, well, I guess I won't hit one of them.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I've always seen slow down construction zone, but I've never
seen kill a construction worker. Go to prison forever.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All it doesn't say forever. It says twenty plus year
if you hit a construction worker, two thousand dollars fine
and five plus years. But in high school, I'd get
the manilla envelope, collect the money from all the kids.
I'd get everybody to sign up and I'll never forget.
I commissioned my buddy Matt. He wanted to get in
on it, and I was like, okay, dude, so what
do I do? Do I just go to ESPN and
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enter all these people? So I thought I was gonna
have to create sixty separate ESPN accounts and enter it everybody.
Back then, there wasn't ESPN, there wasn't a website for
people to do it on.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You're right, So just printed it out and they filled
out their bracket right there, right.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So I told my friend, I said, hey, but ESPN
lets you enter one bracket, So what if I just
create sixty email accounts for all these people and then
it does it automatically for us. And then he said,
I think we're gonna have to go through the brackets
and by hand score every single.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
One of them. That's one hundred percent how we did it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
But then we discovered that ESPN allows you to do
multiple brackets, so I just did it as my name,
I did sixty separate brackets.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Okay, because that's what I'm gonna have to do this
year for Keith Is. I'm gonna have to do my
name two separate brackets where one is his, one is mine,
and I'm good to name it something separate, like kid
or Blue Jays forever. That way, we know, bro.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
In one year, I believe a senior year because I
got into it. Got into it first. It was Final
four in Tampa. My dad brought me a hat back
and from then on I was sold. Dude. All I
did was fell out the brackets. Every single year, I'd
get it from the newspaper and do it. And then
in high school I got into the gamba part of it.
And senior year, dude, I was so into it. I
pray enough brackets for the Big East Tournament, Big Ten Tournament,
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the tournament before March. My boys, Hey what roll dogs?
They actually did it with me. I would if somebody
in our company at the water cooler hitting me a
Big East tournament?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Who the fuck is this Guy's this guy? Hey, that's awesome.
And then another thing, another thing that shocked me. Did
you know the baseball season started today?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That counts as a regular season game. Yeah, it's in Seoul.
I had no idea it was today. I don't believe
that's regular season.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
No, it's regular season, bro, because I'm in fantasy and
I didn't start any of my guys.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
So the real stuff happens in a week. It's next Thursday, right,
But there's just a one random game in SEOL counts
towards the stats.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I think there's gonna be two or three games in SEO.
But I think this is what pisses me off is
that you had no idea. Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh my gosh, I just oh my gosh, dude, you
just killed my hopes and dreams. That means you can't
pick who's gonna win the home run leader for the
whole year. As a future, it's already in the future. Yeah,
I just went against what I always say, when you're
in the future, it's too late to bet a future.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I mean, I realized my Fantasy Baseball drafts happened, and
everybody was like, oh, we got to hurry and get
them in the season is about to start, and I'm like, man,
we got like a week and a half, guys, what
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Mum? And behold, it's already started. I guess the Dodgers
won other stuff that's catching up on us. Masters that's
probably right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
It is because John Rahm was talking about what his
master's dinner is going to be. Summer. Summer's right around
the corner. She's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I mean spring breaks over already. I didn't even know.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I didn't go either. Hey did you see those people
that were passed out on the beach and their kids? Yeah,
they were twenty seven years old. They are engaged couple
and they are pasted out drunk on the beach and
the cops wake them up and they say wake up,
wake up.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
They're like what what what?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh, we're not allowed to have a cold. Beers like
where are your kids? And they're like, oh, they're right
over there. Uh. They were back at the hotel, swimming
in the swimming pool. At the hotel, ages seven and nine.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Open up the crime pod. Are seven and nine able
to hang out or take care of themselves? I mean
I pretty much. No. I had a neighbor kid that
was nine years old. They would stay by himself.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I think, stay by yourself, but to go swimming by yourself,
like they were at the beach and they left the
beach and went back. Maybe the hotel was right on
the beach, but either way they I mean the ocean.
I'm not trusting a nine year old by himself in
the effing ocean because they were passed out on the beach.
So that means the bro bro.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
When we're on vacation, I don't trust baser by herself
to go run out in the waves. We go together.
We not one of us goes by themselves, because if
one of us is gonna get pulled out by a
rip as well, be both of us right, or we
go together, or somebody at least died, we both died together,
or we the rip current killed us both, or we
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both were taken out, or one of us tried to
save the other from the rip current. That's why we
never go in the ocean alone.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, continue, So you're gonna let your nine and seven
year old be on the beach by themselves? Why you're
I mean they were passed out, snuggled up on the beach,
just passed out, and the cops drive up in their
truck and wake them up. And the dude gets up
and he's like, oh, yeah, they're right over, they're right over.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I mean that is ba bananas.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Somebody narked cops saying right, okay, cops got more serious
jaywalking crimes that.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I gotta say that's pretty pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, but it's obviously a close friend or people over
there that in like their tenth the whole spring break,
or saying hey, they're not with their kids.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, it had to be another family around them saying okay,
they're asleep. They watched those kids for a while. The kids,
I mean, how long were they passed out? An hour?
Because the kids got bored in the beach and went
back to the hotel. Did they make lunch?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
But also, if the kids just ditch their parents, would
your kids just ditch you?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Maybe these kids have seen their parents pass out a lot,
and they're used to them passing out, and so they're like, hey,
guess we're on our own for now.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Listen. Also independent, So if they are that independent, maybe
the parents aren't as much at fault. If they're free
range kids, if they're very learned in the world, they
know how stuff works. Maybe the kids have their own IDs.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Maybe maybe they only got their own credit card, debit card.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
If you let your kids out of the house, would
they just run away? No, see my cat, if I
open the door, my cat would run away and never
come back.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I think my five year old he would ride his
bike or ride like his My four year old to
ride the scooter. They'd go around the block. Maybe now
the two year old may just wander off because he
doesn't really realize he's wandering off. I did have this
problem with my dog the other day because my dog, Waldo,
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he's like fourteen and a half, and we have an
alley that runs behind our house and that's where the
trash cans are. And I took the trash out.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, horizontal fencing, not vertical.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
No, mine is vertical. And I threw the trash in
there and I closed the gate and I came inside.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Ray pink trash cans.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
And I'm sitting there for about ten minutes, and I'm like, huh,
I've seen Waldo for a minute. Waldo, Waldo, Waldo. Nothing.
And I go back in the backyard and I'm like Waldo, waldough, hey, buddy,
zip it nothing. I'm like huh, And I go open
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the gate to the back alley sitting there away from
me to open the gate. So I guess he had
come out when I wasn't looking out the gate. I'd
closed the gate, and he just stayed there. He didn't
run away.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
See, you ain't living your life there. You're just going
as a robot. Dude. You didn't even know the damn
dog was following you. You shut a fence to nothing,
and then the dog was right there with you.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Wow, that's how much we live our lives on autopilot.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So I lost the dog for about ten minutes because
I was in the house and I was just like,
I don't hear him his little nails, and we were
going I was gonna give him a puppy treat, but
I couldn't find him to give him the puppy tree.
And that's when I found out he was behind the
gate man.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, that crime was solved, but maybe those kids are advanced.
Back to the kids that are on the beach with
their parents at spring break. Who says a kid at
nine isn't so independent that they could do that by themselves.
The parents drunk at fault, sleepy not at fault. Take
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alcohol equation.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Let's just say they're taking a nap on the beach.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
How could you get in trouble for that? I'm sorry,
I work a job to pay for these kids. I'm
sorry I fell asleep. Sue me, Sue me.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I've been working sixty hours a week so I could
save up for spring break so we could come down
to the beach.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Sue me put the parent in jail for providing a
fun beach experience for his kids. He's been working at
the mine eighty hours a week so that his wife
can suck off a couple of pina coladas on a
Friday night.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
But that is a good question. If it is just
them tired because they've been working so hard, is it
the same thing, or is it bad just because they're drunk.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
The alcohol is involved.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
It's a great question.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Really, you take the drugs and alcohol out of anything.
You can get away with anything because you're just living
life as a tired person. Tired is accepted in society.
Drugs and alcohol aren't. Yeah, like, oh you said, oh
my gosh, I can't believe you said that at the party. Yeah,
I was tired. I was sober. But if you said
it drunk, oh my gosh, we're never hanging out with
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them again. Everything is viewed so high brow when people
are drunk, whereas if they're just tired. In this we
give grace. Yeah, ray, we're tired.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I am tired, but here I'm gonna not drunk. No,
I'm just trying to think you're right. If you do
it sober, it's like terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
That's why I'm trying to join in with you and
say how bad it is. But take out the alcohol.
I mean, you're at a beach. Don't kids kind of
run on their own anyway? I mean the one no
go ahead parents at the beach castle? Oh man, Like
my opinion on that is you let these kids dig
a damn beach castle that has their head only exposed. Yeah,
(37:55):
are you freaking crazy? Dude? Anytime my nephews dig something,
we're feet are just in. I'm like, uh uh, I'm
a little trap. Guys, Get me out because all it
takes is a little bit of water to come in
and all of a sudden you're a little bit deeper. Guys,
just my just my barely my toes in. I don't
need you burying my whole body.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah. Oh oh god, that's a bad one.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That's a bad one. I didn't mean to bring that up,
but I mean, beach people are kind of running around
and crap.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, kids do run up and down the beach. I mean,
it's not like you're gonna watch them.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
You know that, you know the anal. We use that
word to yea anxiety.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh yeah, anal.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Parents, Johnny, Johnny, get back here, come over here with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Don't get more than two feet in front of me, Johnny, Johnny,
what are you doing, Johnny. Don't put your foot in
the water, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Dude, how annoying? Is that? Parent?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Terrible?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
So these parents are the complete opposite of that. But
you kind of need the happy medium.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, now I'm gonna go to the email coaches. Okay,
I'm sick of y'all messing up and being confused about
basketball rules. NBA is different because who knows, and that's
not a sport, it's just inner. I'm a Colorado two
time final four A and also state champ referee. If
you have rules questions, please ask me so you don't
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look like idiots and can actually have a take on
the topic. For example, LSU fan slash brother is arrested.
Referee step back and note all players and all non
head coaches involved in a fight to be ejected and suspended,
as well as players on the court that cause and
throw punches. Head coaches are the only ones allowed to
break up fights and pull their own players back. They
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can't push or contain opposing players, only hold back their own.
Referee stay back because if they hold back one player
in the fight and that fighter gets punched in the
face and breaks the nose, then the referee can become
liable for making the player defenseless. Okay, I think you're
talking about the LSU South Carolina fight. I just thought
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it was crazy that the brother jumped in the damn fight.
We didn't say anything about the fight or the rest
breaking up the fight, Bryce, and they wait, you're down,
honest man.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
We are now ready for March madness. If we see
anybody fighting.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
We will now know. But thank you. I'm sorry that
we sound like idiots. Now this is another one, Coachers.
I just quit my job and I'm moving to a
pission position that will work around Sybelo, Texas. For a
couple weeks at a time, I was wondering where the
best food in the area is at. Sibilo is between
San Antonio and Austin. In case you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Thanks Keith, Hey kid, what's your email? Jess? I got
something I want to send you.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Well, Keith, I'll be honest with you. I've been to
Sibelo Sibylo Steel won the state championship back with Malcolm
Brown running back that went to Ut played in the NFL.
That's the team I used to watch.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Name them.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I couldn't tell you a damn restaurant in Sybelo News
Google name them, uh Housewives reference? I still don't know it.
Dylan Vick, Dearest, coaches, I will be in town this
weekend for my Dirty thirty D thirty. I'm somewhat local,
so I'm wise enough to stay to say f Broadway.
We will be doing top golf player Shack and Printer's Alley,
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What Whack, staying at the Thompson and the Gulch and
lighting up La Jackson all day Saturday.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Coach, Hey, pull up. You read that way too fast.
Did he say I'm gonna sit at the hotel in Whack?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No, he said he's gonna go to put Shack. Oh.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I was like, that's the last option on Broadway. There's
a lot more to do than that.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
That was Tuesday, March, so we just missed a happy birthday.
Dylan vic all right, enough these emails. I'm done. I
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I gotta get Hi props over planning that out. La
Jackson rooftop is sick. I didn't hear the rest of
us that's trying to come up with put shack. Uh
have you been to put shacks?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
No, I've heard it's great.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Really from who parents? Uh Morgan, Hey, I'm gonna pass
on that place.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Really, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
There's a hole where you just answer a trivia question
and if you get it right, then you get to
play the hole. If you get it wrong, you don't
play the hole.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
What like?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
There's too many outside things. I'm all about the putting
stick in my hand. You got a drink right here,
you got your girl by your side. You're hitting a
little pup putt whack, you know, you give it a whack,
Give it a whack whack. That's what I'm putt putt
is about. No, I'm not answering a trivia question. Sometimes
there I get their stuff flying out. Some of the
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holes are impossible. It's a little crowded.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
H oh.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah. They don't sell alcohol in it, so you have
to put it in your pockets and just carry it
the whole time. What I know. So parents wouldn't have
understood that little crowded. The holes end up rapping. So
we were like talking next to the group behind us,
and I'm hid I didn't come here with you guys.
Why are we talking to you right now? So the
whole time he was going, huh, how are you guys
gonna do on this? Let's see what you guys scores? Now?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Did you get that trivia question right?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Idiot, you gotta move to the next hole.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Well, thank god, Bjay, our friend told me the answer
to the trivia question. It was something about Britney Spears
or Madonna. Got it right, so I could play the hole.
Otherwise I wouldn't have played the second hole and complete scorecard. That, friends,
is why I didn't like, Hey.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
That'll get you dcut on the PGA tour.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
They're getting stricter about that.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah, Jase, have a good week or no, what it's
got them? I'm really lost in madness. Have a good Wednesday.
March Madness starts tomorrow Friday. We will come in here.
We will complain about all our bad beats. We will
talk about how our bracket sucks, how this team lost,
this team won. I can't believe it. The buzzer beaters.
I cannot freaking wait. Pot on Friday should be lit
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it'll be quick because I'll have to get home for
the Friday games. I have a great Wednesday and one
last email. Hey, lunchy, Roba Douche. Here, me and a
few of the losers are planning on coming to iHeart
and Austin. How do we get in the thing beforehand?
Where it's before it starts. I felt like last year
you had a group thing with listeners. Am I crazy?
Let me know, Rowba.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Douche, I don't know my own schedule.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I don't know because she said me and Ray, we're
with a bunch of listeners.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I didn't go. Oh, they haven't flown me to iHeart,
Austin or Vegas in five years. Every time. If I
have been in there in the last five I paid
on my own dime. And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, so Rob Douche, I'm gonna go with you crazy
all right, have a great day. We out.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
This is not something for me to do there. There's
no audio stuff. It's mainly a video type concert.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, but hey, I got a great email, Ray, I'm
there schmoozing. No. No, I got an email today, Ray,
that could be huge for our pod. Just so you know,
coming up I can't tell you about it, right I
can't tell them about it right now. No, no, no, no,
I will tell you about it. And it's like legit, legit.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Did we just get bought out by Spotify?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
No? No, no, nothing like that. No, no buyouts. It
just says, let me let me start it off. Hello, coaches,
this is blank from Blank and Show.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
We're going to do a joint.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
I would I would love if we could get together
and in corporate our blank with you guys playing Buck
our studio. I'm just telling you they want to do a.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Politic show and a sports show together.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I'm just telling you what I just got.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Hey, Buck, what do you think about that? Well, guys,
what I don't give up?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah? Yeah, that's just a great email. All right, stop it.
I read it to you.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Hey, Clay, what do you think? Republican or Democrat?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Hey? Blue or red? Hey?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
You know how I filled out on my bracket? Damn it?
I picked all the red teams. Have they got red
on the jersey? I know they're winners?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Hey, damn it, I picked the blue ones. Mother, Hey Buck,
what's your body count?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I don't talk about that kind of stuff. That is
perverted Buck, When was the last time you banged? I
don't talk about that. I only bang a ballot.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
The only banging I want to see is a judge
banging that Gavil seven in a prison for life.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Biden, what do you think about Wagner? Oh? Is he
running for the Green Party?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
And the march man Is Tournament.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
They were short on bodies, but big On heard they
advanced to the tournament. They won the first four.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I wish we could play our one shining moment. Oh,
I can't play that anymore.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We can't play that anymore.
You said, run in here and hit record. I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I mean, listen, I did not. I never told anybody
I had to be out at a certain time. What
I said is that one of my kids has a fever,
had a fever all night. He woke up. You know,
let's just start the show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The show has been starting.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, no, you got to hit the button.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, consider it, hit man. I used one of our
sound effects on The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Heard it. It was great, greatly appreciated. And your your
fake sports center photo hilarious. You're like we made it
and you had a sports center a little graphic in
the corner. I laughed out loud. That was great.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
My wife goes, is that real? And I said no,
I was just I was watching YouTube on our TV
at home and I thought, dang, it kind of looks
like it's on TV. And I said, oh, what if
I take a picture of it and put the logo
sports Center. Looks like we're on Sports Center.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It was great. Still didn't get people to watch it,
but it was great. Not a lot of people like
that video.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Arnold, get over here and start this out. Okay, we're
rushed today, lunch shit, do it fast. Yeah, I mean
that's relationships. Sometimes, you know, you just got to get
in a quickie. Yeah, you know I'm quacking out. No,
I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying, man, how
was your weekend. We haven't seen you a month. Hell's good,
March madness, a lot of sadness and green beer. That's fun, dude.
(01:21):
All right, we gotta start the show. Do this with me?
We oh the one, two, three? So losers, what up?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I gave you the sportsbacks my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Y'all. It is sizzing. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the west north side of
Nashville with Baser, my wife, Lover dearly beloved the Baser.
She got infusions in her bones or something to strengthen
her bones, and she said it's giving her the chills.
It's almost like that damn COVID shot.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What do you mean infusions in your bones?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know if they answer go into your bones,
but it's some sort of aat needle and it infuses
stuff into your body to strengthen your bones. Because the
cancer weakened her bones. Got it, and so she says
she has like the craziest body aches right now. I said,
whatever you need, I got you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So you're telling me that cancer patients that weakends or bones,
you can strengthen your bones back up by a shot
a little bit. That's very interesting. Never knew that. Uh So,
how'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Ray? Oh my gosh, coach, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What it all.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Went to bed before Bazer Oh, father in law. I'm
about to go to bed. I'm in my jammies and
he says, hey, I'm bringing all this furniture over to
your house. We have cabinets, tables, grills, outdoor tables, china cabinets,
(02:50):
this cutting board thing that looks like it could go
on the patio, but it could also junk up the patio.
Our garage and whole living room is filled with nothing
but furniture. So rocked that until like eight thirty. Oh
watched him and my cousin drink a blue moon and
then I said, guys, love you, but I am part
of a morning show, if you haven't heard, and I
(03:11):
went to bed. So it was like it was one
of those sleeps where you're trying to force yourself to sleep,
wasn't It was a little RESTful, but baser didn't come
until later. She was coughing a little bit, like, oh,
why are you coughing? And she goes, I just have
a tickle, and I go, it's not just a tickle.
It tickles waking up my pickle. And so then I
(03:32):
would have to fall back to sleep. And then then
I woke up in twelve thirty and came to work. Yeah,
I uh, And it was a damn cop in the
corn fhe oh and for whatever, which county one of them?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, it's okay if.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You don't know Sumner. He was right there waiting for me,
and I was cooking at sixty. Should have been pulled
over the speed limits fifty five, but I saw him
and he thought he was gonna get a drunk driver.
It wasn't a drunk driver. It was me just going
to my normal job.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I think you're allowed to go five over those speed limit?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Man, how did you sleep?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh right, it's terrible, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We went one depressed to another.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I tell you like I told you the other night
that my two year old woke up a few times
last night. It was the five year old he woke
up five times. He had a fever. I gave him medicine.
He couldn't sleep, doctor Box. He wanted me to turn
on the air conditioning because he was so hot.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It was forty degrees exactly. Please tell me. He didn't
turn it all out, I.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Said, but I can't turn on the air conditioning. It's
cold outside. You're hot because you're sick. Go outside and sleep,
I said. I said, I gave you medicine, and about
thirty minutes is going to kick in. But he doesn't
understand minutes. He doesn't understand thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's also hard as a kid to understand it does
take time. You think, when you take the pill or whatever,
it should happen instantly.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes, And I gave him the you know, the motrin whatever,
the liquid motrin. And I go back upstairs. I'm like, oh,
I only gave him five MILLI eaters. He's he's five
years old. He needs more than that song. He I
fell back asleep in about eight minutes. There, Da da
da da, Can you come? I don't know how long
it was. Later and I went down there, wish I
wasn't your dad, and I gave him more. I was like, oh, here,
(05:20):
my buddy, I forgot to give you this, like I
didn't give you enough.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You guys have full conversations in the morning. Hey, buddy,
how are you sleeping?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh dude, he yells Dad. I can I have a kiss? Dad?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Act?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Can I have a hug? Dad? I can you fix
my blanket?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I can you turn on the cold air?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Dad? I'm sound like Arnold? No, Dad? Was that eight milligrams? Yeah, Bud, Sorry,
here's another two. Take it back.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So it was rough. And here's the problem. My wife
is out of town for a funeral, so it's all
on me. So you think, Oh, I shouldn't have made
that joke. It's a funeral. No, yeah, I know it
was a funeral.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I saw. I mean, I saw the did you check
it obituary?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I did not, But I saw a saying we are
saying goodbye to my mother today. Blah blah blah blah blah.
It's her mom, not her mom, but the shot sounds
like I'm about to feel terrible. No, it was her friends,
her friend's mom. Dude, why are you not at it? Exactly?
So it was all on me, and the neighbor is
(06:20):
coming over was coming over early in the morning to
take them to school and all that, and I was like, look,
before you drop them off, you give every single one
of them motron thirty minutes before you get to school,
give a motrin. That way they don't have a fever.
And that way I can come in here and do
this job. So I yes, I have a deadline because
(06:43):
after four hours that motron is gonna wear off, right,
and I'm gonna get a call from the daycare that says, hey,
your son has a fever. You need to come pick
him up. So that is why I felt rushed, and
that is why I am like, we can do a pod.
It's not. I don't know if it's gonna be as
long as normal, but we are doing a POD in
a hurry because I am dealing with a sick kid.
(07:05):
Kept me up all night. I told the neighbor, pump
them full of motrim before you send him to daycare.
And he is at daycare right now and so far
I've got no call. That's how I slept.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And also the daycare person hits you up. You're like,
turn on the radio, the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It doesn't matter, right, they know you're at work. It
does not matter. Their policy is if they call you,
your child needs to be picked up within one hour.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And I mean that sounds like freaking Dick's when they
hit you up and say that your golf ball's are ready.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's like when you do Kroger order online, it says
your order will be ready between two and three pm.
When you get a text at one your order's ready. Wow,
you actually did something early. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, that one you gotta you gotta go wait and
they actually do in the window, come and bring it
out to you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So they have a person assigned getting all your groceries.
I'm not turning this into the grocery store story. But
the person, there's one at their facility. They're there to
work as a supermarket person, but for those fifteen minutes
they work for you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's amazing. It says you get a text, Hey, your
shopper is doing your groceries right now, your order is
under has started. Whatever they're doing, they have started, and
they will text you with any questions. And I did
this yesterday because I didn't have time to take kids
to the grocery store, didn't have time to do all.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
This supermarket stories.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
No stories from the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Stories from the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So I did this, and when I went to go
pick up the groceries, they were done early. And then
it says, oh, you know, click this link when you're
ten minutes away.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Did you find the gray poopon?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And so the only problem is I was driving. So
I called my wife. I'm like, hey, can you click
on it? That's the text, dude, and she goes, yeah,
she clicks on it, but she's out of town, so
it used to her location. They're like, you're in the
wrong state, and they did. They replied to her and
they said, you're twenty hours away. It seems like you're
quite as far from this store.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, I'll make it in an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Would you like to change your location? And that's when
she called me back. She goes, I don't think it's
gonna work if I do it, because it's marking me
in Houston. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, So then I
get there and I pull in a parking spot and
I call and I'm like, hey, I'm here, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Then they called me back and they're like, oh, sir,
we don't see you. I'm like, yeah, I'm in the
gray suv and I'm in the the parking spot where
it says, you know, pick up groceries. She said, oh no, no,
that's you're in the wrong one. You're in the ones.
If you're gonna come inside and get them, I need
you to drive around the side of the store. There's
two spots. You'll pull up there and I'll be sitting there.
(09:45):
All right. So I'm pull out and I'd already popped
the back glass of the suv, so they're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Just driving around like it's spring break.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So I could just sit head of my city two
thousand and eight, hanging out the back.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Kids are in the car.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Seats yes, And I was like, okay, So I just
reverse out and the cars aret bep bep beb bep.
Because I got the damn glass open. I'm like, oh
my god, I'm just driping. My kid's like, Dada, something's wrong.
Dad has something's wrong. No, I've been drinking, Dada. What's
that noise. I'm like, it's just yelling at us. Dada,
Why is it yelling at us. I'm like, cause the glasses, well,
(10:22):
you better close it, you better. No, we got We're fine.
We're fine. Whatever. So we drive over and the lady
I rode down the window. She goes and I go
it to me. She goes, oh okay, and she puts
them in the back. I said, thank you, sorry about that.
She goes, no happens all the time. Have a great day, boom,
put my three bags in and we drove home.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Maybe make your instructions better. And also, you know, you
can watch them, I think, as they're getting your groceries,
there's some app the baser does it and she can
tell if they stay on a particular item that it's
hard for them to find it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That's funny, I know.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah. So she'll go, hey, they're having trouble finding the
mini cokes. And then we go all right, here we go.
Get ready, they're gonna get us twelve sixty four ounce
later colas.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The replacement options they come up with are not always
the greatest, but whatever. I appreciate the effort. But yesterday,
like I needed a red bell pepper and they were out,
so they put a green bell pepper. Absolutely fine. Doesn't
make a difference.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And you always know the people that are getting somebody
else's groceries because they walk so awkward on their car
and they for sure have the double eye ear pods
in Oh, for sure, listen into a potty.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And then you try to ask them, excuse me, do
you know where this is? And they just keep walking
shop personal shopper. What a different job all you'd that
would not be a terrible job, but it would be
a terrible job at the same time.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Stop. I disagree with you wholeheartedly on this because I
see them and I think I couldn't unless you memorize
the grocery store, which would easily take six to eight months.
And then again, there's always rotating food items. That would
be the hardest eight month training run of your life
trying to find shit. Dude, I do it for twenty minutes,
and I hate my life. Baser, Hi, there you wanted
(11:55):
the oak bar. You wanted the vanilla bark for the cookies. Okay,
I just found the dude, and he's telling me this
is the only bark they have. Like, dude, I'm sending
her pictures and all.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You mail my light whenever I tell my wife, ain't
no worry about it. I'll go to the grocery store
this time. It is the worst decision I've ever made
in my life. Because I get so stressed out, so
stressed out trying to figure out where things are, Like, Okay,
I can't find this, what aisle's it on? Okay? She
(12:29):
tells me what i'le Okay, there's three different kinds. Take
a picture. Which one do you want? The one on
the left, right, middle? Which one is it? It's none
of those? Okay, Well, I don't know where it is?
So stressful.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Vegan options whole note two percent skim.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
When I worked at Sam's, I worked there for three
years and I still didn't know where everything was, basically
because I was a parking lot guy. But at the
end when it closed, they would have you do returns,
like it had to put stuff back on the shelf.
Half the time I couldn't find it. I would just
throw it in between the crap, or I'd walk through
the soft lines where the clothes were and just pick
(13:05):
up a stack of shirts, slide the product in there,
put the shirts on top of it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
As an employee, probably not the best practice. I will
say this, if I'm at a Walmart and I decide
or something I'm not gonna get, is it bad to
just put it on a shelf that it doesn't really
belong on. I mean, there's people paid to then put
it in its correct shelf, right, or do I need
to haul my ass all the way across as it's
a tough question put it in its exact particular aisle.
I mean, I don't work for the store, but again,
they don't work for us, and then they bring us
(13:31):
our groceries, so we should return the favor and put
stuff away in the aisles.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
As a former worker at Walmart and Sam's Club and
Costco and Randall's, all types of grocery stores, I am
more inclined to walk back and put it back where
I got it if I decide I don't want it,
because I used to get so frustrated when I worked there.
What I don't understand is when people they get like
(13:56):
some meat, and then they don't want it and they
put it where the books. That's not what I'm talking guys,
Come on, not the stuff that can spoil. I would
never do it with that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
But you're talking like a box of goldfish. Yes, and
you put it where the lamps are. Totally get it.
People do that all the time. Understand I am more
inclined to walk it back, but usually if I get something,
I'm not really getting rid of.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It, dude, this is me. I usually put any of it.
The goldfish reces bars pops, if they don't have to
be cold, if they're already lukewarm, if it's something. Dude,
I had rubbing alcohol, because that's how I start my
fire on my porch. It's a fire on your porch,
a little fire pit, and you just put rubbing alcohol
in it and it lights it up, burns for forty
five minutes. So pretty good Christmas present, finally getting to
(14:37):
use it. But I had rubbing alcohol and I didn't
need it, and I go, oh, I'll just put it
in this aisle. Then I go, wait, what if somebody
has kids, the kid knocks it over, it dumps on
the ground, they get a little bit on their clothes,
and then it starts to fire it and they die.
I would feel so responsible for that. So then the
rubbing alcohol, I will go march back to where it
goes because of the ramifications of it. But goldfish. Worst
(14:59):
it can happened as the fish gets spilled or something
that was stores from the grocery store. Dude, I didn't
know we were doing this.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh man, I had a yeah, yeah, I didn't either.
But what we're gonna take a break. We'll come back
and I'm gonna tell you. Also, before I went to sleep,
I saw some terrible news and so it it just
kind of ruined my night. Also, I'll be right back,
We'll be right back. Whatever. So I get a text
(15:31):
last night from Justin, not you're Justin, but actually I
did get one from Justin saying, hey, join my bracket
ten dollars win or take all.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
These are my friends for you, dud. And he's we're
going to play for twenty dollars for the whole season.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And he said password Buckeys. I'm like, I don't want
to play in that crap. Like see, I got in
a fight with it. I did.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
He First of all, he said, you could enter multiple brackets,
which I hate because then you can claim an upset
even though you picked it in two brackets.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And then me and my wife for going into it
and not everybody's gonna do two brackets. So I explained
to him, if me and my my wife going to
this six person group, which is you, me, Justin, Eric, Dodter,
Buddy Bill, that's it. If me and my wife, go in,
we enter two brackets since we're married and we have
the same funds. If you guys all enter one bracket
and we do is amazing to win the whole thing.
(16:19):
I would only win ten dollars because three of our
other brackets would have lost, and we're married, and so
we would have only have won than ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And then he goes, now you're not allowed to the bracket.
I just texted. I said, hey, can we get a
better password?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So this is text from Justin Yeah, oh okay, right,
Justin goes.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Wait, Baser laughed at Mike, can we get a better password?
And then she removed her laugh. Why did she remove
the laugh? She doesn't want to make Justin mad.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh no, she might be on meds a little bit. Oh,
Justin goes Okay. Ray has been officially banned from the
pool his greediness. Anyone else who would like to join
us as welcome to. But dude, it's not greed. If
you're gonna win March madness, you've got to be talking
a thousand. In high school, I had principles, and for
whatever reason, they didn't worry about losing their job. Because
(17:13):
it's definitely illgal to conduct a pool. Yeah, dude, I
had principles that were in the in the town and teachers.
When these pools were as a kid, you could win
five thousand, and now I'm an adult with my own
money and I can win ten dollars. Yeah, well that's
not really worth What do we do it here?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's like I have to get on the phone with
Keith today.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Kid, Hey, kid, you want to get in my fifty
cent pool? The winner takes eighty.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Cent because he's having trouble with his computer. So I'm
gonna have to sit down at a computer create a
second bracket in the tradition never dies, and I'm gonna
have to fill out his bracket. Pick my pick, my pick.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Sixty four picks times one minute each. Ye're looking at
over an hour.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, but that's okay, And anything he does takes over
an hour. But I can already tell you it's gonna
be North Carolina winning it all in his bracket. And
I don't know who hell have them playing, but kid,
I gotta go in North Carolina. They been looking so good.
One year he picked North Carolina. They weren't even the
damn tournament.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's like justin New Ohio stated, and you make the tournament.
I can't believe he's still having the pool.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And he still used password Buckeyes. I mean, like, I
didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
They're in the CBA Tournament or the CBI.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Dude, are they really the college basketball?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
But yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
So then last night I get a text with my
friend Justin. He goes, this couldn't be more true, And
it's like a tweet from someone saying, yeah, maybe if
Kansas didn't lie about their health, Auburn would have had
a better seating. And I'm like, what are you talking about?
We didn't lie about our health? Like what? Then I
log onto Twitter and it says mccoller out for the
(18:49):
tournament bone bruis and knee. And I have been saying
it for weeks. I've been saying it to my dad,
boone bruise that needs baser shot. There is no way
it is a bone. He had to have torn something
in his knee or partially torn it, and they've been
hoping it was gonna heal without surgery. It didn't, and
now he's out for the tournament because he hadn't practiced.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
In six weeks.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
He's played like three games in the last six weeks.
That is not a bone bruise. I'm not a doctor.
Stand down.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I read the article Sporting News. I just would you
want to quote the source. They said he's been doing
training for six hours is what I read.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Now, he's been having treatment on his knee for six hours.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
A day playing game.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And Hunter Dickinson even put on Twitter, we know how
much you You know, everybody in the locker room knows
what you did to get back on the court.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
So my hope of Kansas maybe getting hot, like being
healthy and making a little bit of a run is over.
Like it is dashed. Like I didn't think we were
very good to begin with, but I thought, okay, we
can win one or two games. I will be shocked
we win one game, I have to be super happy.
Two games Stetson, we play Samford, and then we played
(20:06):
the winner of Gonzaga and McNeese State.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I texted Justin, I said, dude, watch out for Boise State.
They're gonna make a run. I mean, I'm pretty sure
they're the worst team in it. They haven't won a today,
They've never won a game in March madness. I got
a question did they win their playing games or is
that tonight? I know, I know Virginia lost last night.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Did you know we've been going backing, dude, we've been
going back.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And forth saying dumbass teams are gonna make ud I said, uh,
watch out for Boise State to run the tournament. Then
I hit him back and I go, also, watch out
for Spardi. They're gonna prove that Cinderella isn't a horror.
Just Team Sadarga, Sparty Babaker run. But Boise State has
never won a game.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
That's funny. Well, Virginia, what's crazy? Since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Those dumbasses they were get lost to the sixteen seed, Yes,
and then got bounced last year.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
They have won six games in the NC DOUBLEA Tournament
since twenty eighteen. They were all in twenty nineteen they
won the national titles.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Say yeah, see, yeah, they got bounced last year and
Zona got bounced. Dude.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Did you see they had fourteen points at halftime? Yes?
Last night?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh they're not even in.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, they were in the first four.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Did they get in? No? They lost.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
They scored like thirty eight points the whole game, and
Tony Bennett comes out and says we're gonna reevaluate our
system after this loss. You think you think you need
to score more than thirty eight points, maybe get to
uh like this decade of basketball, we had to run
and you had to shoot, and you can't hold the
ball for fifty five seconds every possession.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He was talking about his team as the sist. Yes,
I thought he was addressing the NC DOUBLEA system and
how they picked teams, saying they should have made the tournament.
I just read headlines.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Dude, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I yeah, sorry, your dude's hurt. D I don't know
if it was six hours in the pool or if
it was six hours on the court, but it sounds
like he's been going. I mean, I know you're a doctor.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I know, but so that is just devastation. I haven't
filled out my bracket. I am leaning. Here's the thing.
I'm gonna be stubborn and I will not pick Yukon
to win it. Yukon will not be winning it in
my bracket only because and I do I say this
every year, watch out for all if you're gonna win
a bracket, you'll have to be perfect in the first
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two rounds. If you pick Yukon to win it all
because fifty percent of the brackets are gonna have Yukon
winning it all.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You're doing it, statistically speaking, how to win it?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yes, statistically speaking, if you're behind a few points, you
can be iced out. In the Sweet sixteen.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Did you read our work pool? They give so many
bonus points for picking up upsets? Speaking of statistically speaking,
you could pretty much heade your bets and win the
work pool just by picking nothing but upsets because you're
given so many bonus points in the beginning rounds for
picking upsets.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh, I didn't even read it. I just saw the
fun Committee. It came from the Fun Committee. Let's fill
out a bracket. I'm like, hell yeah, I'm gonna fill
out a bracket.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Even that one, as how joking of a fun it
is gives two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Oh give out money.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
That one still beats Justin's of ten dollars. Dude, These
are the offers I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I mean the fact that Justin has like five people
in his pool.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And even Vada.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Dude, are people like is money is our society in
this economy?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Are we poured in this economy?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Bovada? Hits me up and says, hey, get in our
March Madness pool. If you pick a perfect bracket, you
get eighty thousand dollars eight a million.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
What has happened to the dollar eighty thousand for a
perfect drags sixty four straight?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That nobody's gonna do.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I mean, PEPSI has given one hundred thousand for a
bad bracket.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I mean you gotta go. So yeah, I have not.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Picked away to go.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Arnold just shit his pants.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Okay, we'll take a break, We'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah,
it wasn't the daycare. We're good, all right. So anyway,
with all that sadness, all that sadness.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It was the daycare? Is it was our old? I
know himself.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Uh, I'm super excited for tomorrow. March Madnes is my
favorite times year. I will watch every single game Friday
and Saturday. Okay, Coach Thurst, Thursday, I said Thursday and Friday.
You just said Friday Saturday. That's lack of sleep.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
But you're not the only person that has these feelings.
You realize every red blooded dude and females and they
all of them, bro, we all love March Madness. So
when you say that your same emotions we all have, bro,
I don't know if you have the same emotions as
I do. We do. I think you like it, I
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don't think you love it. Well, I didn't love it
last year because my cat died.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, sorry, let's have a moment of silence, bablo.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
So that is the year I didn't love it. And
then twenty twenty the pandemic canceled.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Then we did WU box like someone some of us
in a picture on the Facebook page that's so depressed
and said, I'm trying to make something. I don't know
what they were trying to make. He goes, and the
first website that pops up and it's a picture of
WU box, he goes, I know not to use them,
And I commented, I said, wait a minute. WU Box
was there for us when sports weren't wait because.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
They hosted us doing the coin Flip Madness. Yes, and
they didn't understand why people were using them because March
Madness got canceled.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And well, we kept calling the dude and we were like, damn, dude,
how do we happen to get you? Every time He's like,
I'm the only one that works here. Oh got it?
Kenny my bad. That's how it all. That's how it started.
That's where wu Box came from.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Origin story.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
But yes, I listen the excitement I feel in your bracket.
This is another thing. The bracket is a little not
as fun now, but it's still great because we live
in different cities. When you're growing up, you all live
in the same neighborhood and you'd print them out and
you would highlight every game you got wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hey, kN I'm bringing over sixty four a piece of
post board.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That was amazing, and I remember thinking, every time I
lost a game, oh no, my bracket it's over. I
got no shut it when it's over one loss and
you were devastated. You were like, oh my, how am
I so stupid? And now you realize you can lose
a couple games and win the bracket.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No schlit. Let me say this about my march madness. Dude.
In high school, I was the guy that ran the
pool go ahead, and this is why it brings up
amazing memories for me. I would go around all and
I had them all due two dollars. And to this
day that pool was bigger than the one. Justin's trying
to get us to go into dude, so the winner
would get sixty. Okay, I would have a Manila envelope.
I was walking around the school with sixty dollars. I'm
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pretty sure you could have gotten busted into attention.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It was gambling, right, I mean, it's technically gambling, But
are we really going to waste our time busting people
for that?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, there's other things, jaywalking, correct speeding in school zones.
Hitting a construction worker two thousand dollars fine and fifteen
years of prison. Don't you see those signs? No hit
or kill a construction worker two thousand dollars fine and
fifteen years of jail. Maybe if he kills him for life?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It's every time I passed the constructions like going home,
I'm like, well, I guess I won't hit one of them.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I've always seen slow down construction zone, but I've never
seen kill a construction worker. Go to prison forever.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All it doesn't say forever. It says twenty plus year
if you hit a construction worker, two thousand dollars fine
and five plus years. But in high school, I'd get
the manilla envelope, collect the money from all the kids.
I'd get everybody to sign up and I'll never forget.
I commissioned my buddy Matt. He wanted to get in
on it, and I was like, okay, dude, so what
do I do? Do I just go to ESPN and
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enter all these people? So I thought I was gonna
have to create sixty separate ESPN accounts and enter it everybody.
Back then, there wasn't ESPN, there wasn't a website for
people to do it on.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You're right, So just printed it out and they filled
out their bracket right there, right.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So I told my friend, I said, hey, but ESPN
lets you enter one bracket, So what if I just
create sixty email accounts for all these people and then
it does it automatically for us. And then he said,
I think we're gonna have to go through the brackets
and by hand score every single.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
One of them. That's one hundred percent how we did it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
But then we discovered that ESPN allows you to do
multiple brackets, so I just did it as my name,
I did sixty separate brackets.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Okay, because that's what I'm gonna have to do this
year for Keith Is. I'm gonna have to do my
name two separate brackets where one is his, one is mine,
and I'm good to name it something separate, like kid
or Blue Jays forever. That way, we know, bro.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
In one year, I believe a senior year because I
got into it. Got into it first. It was Final
four in Tampa. My dad brought me a hat back
and from then on I was sold. Dude. All I
did was fell out the brackets. Every single year, I'd
get it from the newspaper and do it. And then
in high school I got into the gamba part of it.
And senior year, dude, I was so into it. I
pray enough brackets for the Big East Tournament, Big Ten Tournament,
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the tournament before March. My boys, Hey what roll dogs?
They actually did it with me. I would if somebody
in our company at the water cooler hitting me a
Big East tournament?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Who the fuck is this Guy's this guy? Hey, that's awesome.
And then another thing, another thing that shocked me. Did
you know the baseball season started today?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That counts as a regular season game. Yeah, it's in Seoul.
I had no idea it was today. I don't believe
that's regular season.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
No, it's regular season, bro, because I'm in fantasy and
I didn't start any of my guys.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
So the real stuff happens in a week. It's next Thursday, right,
But there's just a one random game in SEOL counts
towards the stats.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I think there's gonna be two or three games in SEO.
But I think this is what pisses me off is
that you had no idea. Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh my gosh, I just oh my gosh, dude, you
just killed my hopes and dreams. That means you can't
pick who's gonna win the home run leader for the
whole year. As a future, it's already in the future. Yeah,
I just went against what I always say, when you're
in the future, it's too late to bet a future.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I mean, I realized my Fantasy Baseball drafts happened, and
everybody was like, oh, we got to hurry and get
them in the season is about to start, and I'm like, man,
we got like a week and a half, guys, what
are we doing?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Mum? And behold, it's already started. I guess the Dodgers
won other stuff that's catching up on us. Masters that's
probably right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
It is because John Rahm was talking about what his
master's dinner is going to be. Summer. Summer's right around
the corner. She's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I mean spring breaks over already. I didn't even know.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I didn't go either. Hey did you see those people
that were passed out on the beach and their kids? Yeah,
they were twenty seven years old. They are engaged couple
and they are pasted out drunk on the beach and
the cops wake them up and they say wake up,
wake up.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
They're like what what what?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh, we're not allowed to have a cold. Beers like
where are your kids? And they're like, oh, they're right
over there. Uh. They were back at the hotel, swimming
in the swimming pool. At the hotel, ages seven and nine.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Open up the crime pod. Are seven and nine able
to hang out or take care of themselves? I mean
I pretty much. No. I had a neighbor kid that
was nine years old. They would stay by himself.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I think, stay by yourself, but to go swimming by yourself,
like they were at the beach and they left the
beach and went back. Maybe the hotel was right on
the beach, but either way they I mean the ocean.
I'm not trusting a nine year old by himself in
the effing ocean because they were passed out on the beach.
So that means the bro bro.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
When we're on vacation, I don't trust baser by herself
to go run out in the waves. We go together.
We not one of us goes by themselves, because if
one of us is gonna get pulled out by a
rip as well, be both of us right, or we
go together, or somebody at least died, we both died together,
or we the rip current killed us both, or we
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both were taken out, or one of us tried to
save the other from the rip current. That's why we
never go in the ocean alone.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, continue, So you're gonna let your nine and seven
year old be on the beach by themselves? Why you're
I mean they were passed out, snuggled up on the beach,
just passed out, and the cops drive up in their
truck and wake them up. And the dude gets up
and he's like, oh, yeah, they're right over, they're right over.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I mean that is ba bananas.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Somebody narked cops saying right, okay, cops got more serious
jaywalking crimes that.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I gotta say that's pretty pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, but it's obviously a close friend or people over
there that in like their tenth the whole spring break,
or saying hey, they're not with their kids.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, it had to be another family around them saying okay,
they're asleep. They watched those kids for a while. The kids,
I mean, how long were they passed out? An hour?
Because the kids got bored in the beach and went
back to the hotel. Did they make lunch?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
But also, if the kids just ditch their parents, would
your kids just ditch you?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Maybe these kids have seen their parents pass out a lot,
and they're used to them passing out, and so they're like, hey,
guess we're on our own for now.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Listen. Also independent, So if they are that independent, maybe
the parents aren't as much at fault. If they're free
range kids, if they're very learned in the world, they
know how stuff works. Maybe the kids have their own IDs.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Maybe maybe they only got their own credit card, debit card.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
If you let your kids out of the house, would
they just run away? No, see my cat, if I
open the door, my cat would run away and never
come back.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I think my five year old he would ride his
bike or ride like his My four year old to
ride the scooter. They'd go around the block. Maybe now
the two year old may just wander off because he
doesn't really realize he's wandering off. I did have this
problem with my dog the other day because my dog, Waldo,
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he's like fourteen and a half, and we have an
alley that runs behind our house and that's where the
trash cans are. And I took the trash out.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, horizontal fencing, not vertical.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
No, mine is vertical. And I threw the trash in
there and I closed the gate and I came inside.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Ray pink trash cans.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
And I'm sitting there for about ten minutes, and I'm like, huh,
I've seen Waldo for a minute. Waldo, Waldo, Waldo. Nothing.
And I go back in the backyard and I'm like Waldo, waldough, hey, buddy,
zip it nothing. I'm like huh, And I go open
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the gate to the back alley sitting there away from
me to open the gate. So I guess he had
come out when I wasn't looking out the gate. I'd
closed the gate, and he just stayed there. He didn't
run away.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
See, you ain't living your life there. You're just going
as a robot. Dude. You didn't even know the damn
dog was following you. You shut a fence to nothing,
and then the dog was right there with you.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Wow, that's how much we live our lives on autopilot.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So I lost the dog for about ten minutes because
I was in the house and I was just like,
I don't hear him his little nails, and we were
going I was gonna give him a puppy treat, but
I couldn't find him to give him the puppy tree.
And that's when I found out he was behind the
gate man.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, that crime was solved, but maybe those kids are advanced.
Back to the kids that are on the beach with
their parents at spring break. Who says a kid at
nine isn't so independent that they could do that by themselves.
The parents drunk at fault, sleepy not at fault. Take
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alcohol equation.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Let's just say they're taking a nap on the beach.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
How could you get in trouble for that? I'm sorry,
I work a job to pay for these kids. I'm
sorry I fell asleep. Sue me, Sue me.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I've been working sixty hours a week so I could
save up for spring break so we could come down
to the beach.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Sue me put the parent in jail for providing a
fun beach experience for his kids. He's been working at
the mine eighty hours a week so that his wife
can suck off a couple of pina coladas on a
Friday night.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
But that is a good question. If it is just
them tired because they've been working so hard, is it
the same thing, or is it bad just because they're drunk.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
The alcohol is involved.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
It's a great question.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Really, you take the drugs and alcohol out of anything.
You can get away with anything because you're just living
life as a tired person. Tired is accepted in society.
Drugs and alcohol aren't. Yeah, like, oh you said, oh
my gosh, I can't believe you said that at the party. Yeah,
I was tired. I was sober. But if you said
it drunk, oh my gosh, we're never hanging out with
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them again. Everything is viewed so high brow when people
are drunk, whereas if they're just tired. In this we
give grace. Yeah, ray, we're tired.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I am tired, but here I'm gonna not drunk. No,
I'm just trying to think you're right. If you do
it sober, it's like terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
That's why I'm trying to join in with you and
say how bad it is. But take out the alcohol.
I mean, you're at a beach. Don't kids kind of
run on their own anyway? I mean the one no
go ahead parents at the beach castle? Oh man, Like
my opinion on that is you let these kids dig
a damn beach castle that has their head only exposed. Yeah,
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are you freaking crazy? Dude? Anytime my nephews dig something,
we're feet are just in. I'm like, uh uh, I'm
a little trap. Guys, Get me out because all it
takes is a little bit of water to come in
and all of a sudden you're a little bit deeper. Guys,
just my just my barely my toes in. I don't
need you burying my whole body.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah. Oh oh god, that's a bad one.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That's a bad one. I didn't mean to bring that up,
but I mean, beach people are kind of running around
and crap.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, kids do run up and down the beach. I mean,
it's not like you're gonna watch them.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
You know that, you know the anal. We use that
word to yea anxiety.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh yeah, anal.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Parents, Johnny, Johnny, get back here, come over here with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Don't get more than two feet in front of me, Johnny, Johnny,
what are you doing, Johnny. Don't put your foot in
the water, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Dude, how annoying? Is that? Parent?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Terrible?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
So these parents are the complete opposite of that. But
you kind of need the happy medium.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, now I'm gonna go to the email coaches. Okay,
I'm sick of y'all messing up and being confused about
basketball rules. NBA is different because who knows, and that's
not a sport, it's just inner. I'm a Colorado two
time final four A and also state champ referee. If
you have rules questions, please ask me so you don't
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look like idiots and can actually have a take on
the topic. For example, LSU fan slash brother is arrested.
Referee step back and note all players and all non
head coaches involved in a fight to be ejected and suspended,
as well as players on the court that cause and
throw punches. Head coaches are the only ones allowed to
break up fights and pull their own players back. They
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can't push or contain opposing players, only hold back their own.
Referee stay back because if they hold back one player
in the fight and that fighter gets punched in the
face and breaks the nose, then the referee can become
liable for making the player defenseless. Okay, I think you're
talking about the LSU South Carolina fight. I just thought
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it was crazy that the brother jumped in the damn fight.
We didn't say anything about the fight or the rest
breaking up the fight, Bryce, and they wait, you're down,
honest man.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
We are now ready for March madness. If we see
anybody fighting.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
We will now know. But thank you. I'm sorry that
we sound like idiots. Now this is another one, Coachers.
I just quit my job and I'm moving to a
pission position that will work around Sybelo, Texas. For a
couple weeks at a time, I was wondering where the
best food in the area is at. Sibilo is between
San Antonio and Austin. In case you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Thanks Keith, Hey kid, what's your email? Jess? I got
something I want to send you.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Well, Keith, I'll be honest with you. I've been to
Sibelo Sibylo Steel won the state championship back with Malcolm
Brown running back that went to Ut played in the NFL.
That's the team I used to watch.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Name them.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I couldn't tell you a damn restaurant in Sybelo News
Google name them, uh Housewives reference? I still don't know it.
Dylan Vick, Dearest, coaches, I will be in town this
weekend for my Dirty thirty D thirty. I'm somewhat local,
so I'm wise enough to stay to say f Broadway.
We will be doing top golf player Shack and Printer's Alley,
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What Whack, staying at the Thompson and the Gulch and
lighting up La Jackson all day Saturday.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Coach, Hey, pull up. You read that way too fast.
Did he say I'm gonna sit at the hotel in Whack?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No, he said he's gonna go to put Shack. Oh.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I was like, that's the last option on Broadway. There's
a lot more to do than that.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
That was Tuesday, March, so we just missed a happy birthday.
Dylan vic all right, enough these emails. I'm done. I
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I gotta get Hi props over planning that out. La
Jackson rooftop is sick. I didn't hear the rest of
us that's trying to come up with put shack. Uh
have you been to put shacks?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
No, I've heard it's great.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Really from who parents? Uh Morgan, Hey, I'm gonna pass
on that place.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Really, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
There's a hole where you just answer a trivia question
and if you get it right, then you get to
play the hole. If you get it wrong, you don't
play the hole.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
What like?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
There's too many outside things. I'm all about the putting
stick in my hand. You got a drink right here,
you got your girl by your side. You're hitting a
little pup putt whack, you know, you give it a whack,
Give it a whack whack. That's what I'm putt putt
is about. No, I'm not answering a trivia question. Sometimes
there I get their stuff flying out. Some of the
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holes are impossible. It's a little crowded.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
H oh.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah. They don't sell alcohol in it, so you have
to put it in your pockets and just carry it
the whole time. What I know. So parents wouldn't have
understood that little crowded. The holes end up rapping. So
we were like talking next to the group behind us,
and I'm hid I didn't come here with you guys.
Why are we talking to you right now? So the
whole time he was going, huh, how are you guys
gonna do on this? Let's see what you guys scores? Now?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Did you get that trivia question right?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Idiot, you gotta move to the next hole.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Well, thank god, Bjay, our friend told me the answer
to the trivia question. It was something about Britney Spears
or Madonna. Got it right, so I could play the hole.
Otherwise I wouldn't have played the second hole and complete scorecard. That, friends,
is why I didn't like, Hey.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
That'll get you dcut on the PGA tour.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
They're getting stricter about that.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah, Jase, have a good week or no, what it's
got them? I'm really lost in madness. Have a good Wednesday.
March Madness starts tomorrow Friday. We will come in here.
We will complain about all our bad beats. We will
talk about how our bracket sucks, how this team lost,
this team won. I can't believe it. The buzzer beaters.
I cannot freaking wait. Pot on Friday should be lit
(43:26):
it'll be quick because I'll have to get home for
the Friday games. I have a great Wednesday and one
last email. Hey, lunchy, Roba Douche. Here, me and a
few of the losers are planning on coming to iHeart
and Austin. How do we get in the thing beforehand?
Where it's before it starts. I felt like last year
you had a group thing with listeners. Am I crazy?
Let me know, Rowba.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Douche, I don't know my own schedule.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I don't know because she said me and Ray, we're
with a bunch of listeners.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I didn't go. Oh, they haven't flown me to iHeart,
Austin or Vegas in five years. Every time. If I
have been in there in the last five I paid
on my own dime. And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, so Rob Douche, I'm gonna go with you crazy
all right, have a great day. We out.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
This is not something for me to do there. There's
no audio stuff. It's mainly a video type concert.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, but hey, I got a great email, Ray, I'm
there schmoozing. No. No, I got an email today, Ray,
that could be huge for our pod. Just so you know,
coming up I can't tell you about it, right I
can't tell them about it right now. No, no, no, no,
I will tell you about it. And it's like legit, legit.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Did we just get bought out by Spotify?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
No? No, no, nothing like that. No, no buyouts. It
just says, let me let me start it off. Hello, coaches,
this is blank from Blank and Show.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
We're going to do a joint.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
I would I would love if we could get together
and in corporate our blank with you guys playing Buck
our studio. I'm just telling you they want to do a.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Politic show and a sports show together.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I'm just telling you what I just got.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Hey, Buck, what do you think about that? Well, guys,
what I don't give up?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah? Yeah, that's just a great email. All right, stop it.
I read it to you.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Hey, Clay, what do you think? Republican or Democrat?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Hey? Blue or red? Hey?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
You know how I filled out on my bracket? Damn it?
I picked all the red teams. Have they got red
on the jersey? I know they're winners?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Hey, damn it, I picked the blue ones. Mother, Hey Buck,
what's your body count?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I don't talk about that kind of stuff. That is
perverted Buck, When was the last time you banged? I
don't talk about that. I only bang a ballot.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
The only banging I want to see is a judge
banging that Gavil seven in a prison for life.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Biden, what do you think about Wagner? Oh? Is he
running for the Green Party?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
And the march man Is Tournament.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
They were short on bodies, but big On heard they
advanced to the tournament. They won the first four.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I wish we could play our one shining moment. Oh,
I can't play that anymore.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We can't play that anymore.
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