Taylor Swift Is Taking Over The World

Taylor Swift is officially taking over the world after what happened at Lunchbox's house on Sunday night. Plus Lunchbox breaks down the sickness that took him down on Friday and what other members of his house were hit by this nasty bug going around. The 2024 NFL Draft is in the books so we will tell you who won the draft and who lost the draft since everyone wants to give out draft grades. We bring back SZN Stadium Sightings with Szn Raymundo. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Yeah, I'm back, man, Hello, I apologize about Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Man.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hello, Yeah, yeah, I hear you. You hear yourself. Let's
go Hello. Why do you keep saying hello? I responded,
different headphones. Oh it was new, Yeah it look good man.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yo yo. Check out my melody I want to Live
good shit, I sell dope, faulk foe.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Someone wrote in told me what song that was?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
U Oh did you say rode in?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, but I don't have it pulled up. Man, I
didn't know you were going to sing that song again.
They said, Hey, that hip hop song Ray was singing
the other day is called I'm gonna get to the email.
You can sing it again if you want, or you
can just hang out. Oh maybe it's from REVS.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Check check check out my melody I want to Live
good so I sell dope folk folk cultures.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
This is REEVS from Fresno. Just wanted to let you
know that the song Ray was rapping the other day
is called hate It or Love It. Shout out to
my boy Russ and go Pack Go. That's from Revis.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Thanks for Revis Island.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
And the pack and eat shit.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Thanks for the heads up. Oh sorry, Arnold's off today guys.
He was on Broadway all weekend. Abby ran a marathon.
He didn't. He drank thirteen beers. She ran thirteen miles.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, and then he had point one and he vomited
all over. Got kicked out of Garth's bar.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, he told me he did thirteen point one. But
that wasn't the mileage for the half marathon. It was
his bac. Oh, all right, all right, we're gonna do
it live.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh the one two sore losers? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
And like Garth always says, man, you don't get kicked
out of his place. When you do, you're gonna look
each other in the eye, and you're gonna say almost
to be better when you come back, and we'll take
you back in. Oh that's what he said on a
TV show.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
He said, it's always temporary. If they kick you out.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I didn't run.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
If you're gonna bring peace, you're welcome back.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh that's really cool.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I missed that episode, so that's to you, Arnold. Catch
it on Amazon Prime. Friends in the places, y'all. It't
Sisan Ray Mundo. I'm an alpha male. I live on
the west side, damn it, north side in Nashville with Baser,
my wife, White picket Finch. We do have twenty three
eggs and a freezer. At Vanderbilt we have a white
picket fence like I just mentioned mentioned And I'm gonna

(02:32):
die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two years old.
Coach over to you. I had a little trouble with
the intro today.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I had a little trouble keeping my food down
on Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
We can't talk too much about this. I guess there
was a trigger warning on the last one. Really, yeah,
multiple people told me we talked way too much about it.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, I started feeling it during the show on Friday
and I said, Ray, I'm not gonna be able to
do the pod and I went home and it was
like clockwork, dude, it was every two hours talk. I
had to get up, go to the toilet and vomit.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
But on YouTube they hit at the bast they said,
but did you pass out?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I passed out three times Because if.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You guys know the history of the show, the lineage
he pukes but he also at the same time, will fall.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
When I puke. When I vomit, I do pass out,
and I've started getting to the point where I can
feel myself passing out. Like I know, the sweat on
the back of my neck is a dead giveaway that
I'm about to pass out. And so my wife will
sit with me while I throw up so she can

(03:35):
wake me up.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I know it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I mean, it's wild and it's scary. Honey, get up,
because she doesn't want me to hurt myself. So I
do build a fortress. Now if I have time around
the toilet, like, I will get towels and stack it
up around the toilet so that way when I do
pass out that I don't like fall one way or

(03:59):
the other.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Your wife goes to go to the bathroom. Stick. Oh,
he built another fort.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, I mean, I tell her, Hey, I'm gonna go
throw up. I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Get ready for Fort Knox. It'll be welcoming you.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I tell her, hey, And I tried the first time
saying I'm about to pass out. I'm about to pass out.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'll go build Fort Campbell.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
But I guess she didn't hear me. Say that, and
she came into the bathroom and she, oh, my gosh,
we're getting rabbed. She found me laying on the bathroom
floor with my hand in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I was holding something else in my hand.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
No, no, my hand was in the toilet. My head
was on the ground. Cool And she wakes me up
and I'm like what what. She goes she passed out.
I'm like, oh, she goes, You're gonna have to wash
your hand. Your hand was in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
What a wild time to be alive.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
And I'm like, okay, yeah. And so then two hours later,
man went back in there vomit some more, passed out.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
All right, trigger warning guys.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And so it was a rough Friday for me. And
I was like, okay, So I pewked two hours, two hours,
so I peked three. I had three different puking.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Sessions Friday more like Friday.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
And I was like, well, this sucks. We got tea
ball in the morning, you know, I gotta be ready
for that. And I go to bed one thirty am.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
It broke.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Nope. Five year old.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Mom, dad, dad.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I think I'm gonna throw up. I think I'm gonna
throw up. I'm in the bathroom, come find me in
the fort and my wife goes and my five year
old be throwing up. So he threw up at one
thirty in the morning, three thirty in the morning, and
five forty five in the morning.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I'm paying for a cleaning service to come to your house.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
It was rough. So my four year old had it
earlier in the week. I had it Friday during the day.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Sis and squeegees like that, we'll get you guys all
done upright, man.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
And then my five year old had an overnight Friday
and it was brutal.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
What if we cut me and Bazer, it's sent a
little present to us to you, we hire a maid service.
That would be awesome, one of those kinky ones.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
That would be cool too. Then it sucked and I
was like, ah, man, I had plans to, you know,
do the pod. And after the pod, I had no crap.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
We had no pod. Dude, I understand we got cute.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, no, there was no cute.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You can always build one up days before. We don't
have to wait until day of like that. When did
you feel better this weekend?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Saturday, it's all you need to say. We should have
done one Saturday.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Shut up. You're not gonna come up here on a Saturday.
And I well, I mean, I'm not even great on Saturday.
I went to the urgent care on Saturday because it
felt like I was swallowing, swallowing razor blades in my throat.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
And they hit you with the shot no on, no
country artists get.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
They hit me with the strip test where they sticked
that they ah, and it came back negative. And the
doctor comes in and takes a look at my throats, goes, oh.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh, they see your COVID card.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
She says, that looks streppy.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Wow, thanks for the adjective.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
She said, your test came back negative, but that looks
like streppy. And and I said, okay. She goes, I'm
gonna do a culture on it. Start you some antibiotics,
and I will call you and let you know the
results of the culture.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Sorry, I don't give my number out.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, I'm married. Sorry, And I have not heard from
them if the culture came back positive or negative. So
right now I'm still on the antibiotics.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh, they actually actually called the wrong number. They called
the Big Show. They said, you have something bad. I
couldn't think of a joke that would be funny.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
COVID. Yeah, they called they said, you have COVID. Hilarious,
So you gotta say another one. But I'm not trying
to get canceled.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Good But yeah, that was that was what it was, man,
And so everybody that you know was saying, oh, you
know you guys did no. We took the day off
because I got sick. I could feel it. I could
you know when you get.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
That yes, man, I know the feeling that you're gonna
throw up geez.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
But dude, you talk more about that word than a
freshman at Vandy. Great point.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I just have to feel people in on what exactly
happened to me.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well, you weren't faking because we saw the video on
YouTube shameless plug and it said, up, you didn't even
need to talk in the video. You could have just
filmed yourself for a minute. You looked like dog turd. Dude.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
My wife looked at me at one point. I was like, hey,
let's watch a TV show. I'm feeling better now. And
I sit down on the couch and goes, you look green.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Well, I think my wife says I look washed out.
She'd be like, yeah, you have no color in your
face and like, thanks, should I go? Tan? What are
you trying to tell me?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I did say, I'm still not feeling that great show,
so we can go back and lay down, you know,
we don't have to watch a show.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
And I was like, quality time, honey, I don't want
to get into a word.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I was like, I think I'm gonna go do that,
and I went back upstairs took a nap.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
That is the best. So a sickness. When they understand,
then you don't have to do the pointless shows, don't
hang out with the kids, right.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, the kids, Yeah, that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Though.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Then my wife was up all night with the you know,
five year old pukin. It was. She was so she
was in bad shape. But luckily, so far, my wife
has not got it. O.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
What a beautiful woman. Ron Musburger, two thousand and eight,
Rose Bull Yeah, A J. Mccaron a, your wife, this
sickness better. That's what it is. When I'm sick, dude,
I get to watch golf all day for I'll watch
it for twelve straight hours. That's the one positive.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Being No, the one positive. I didn't I didn't watch
TV because you're I felt so bad I was sleeping
most of the time, trying to get better.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
That's when you know it's bad, when you know I
didn't want a TV.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
It like, I watched it for like twenty minutes. I
was like, man, I'm so tired, I'm gonna take a nap.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
And I went took a nap, try to smut site.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
But I did watch a little bit of the draft
on Thursday night, just to watch the Bears do the
unthinkable and hopefully get a franchise quarterback. And I was like, oh,
thank you, thank you. But then I also thought, how
many losers are there in this world? That there's They

(10:02):
said two hundred and seventy five thousand people.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Down there at Detroit.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I mean they showed people forever. I'm like, I cannot
believe this many people go out there, and I guess
it's just a big party. Maybe that's why.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
And maybe Kansas City looked pretty thin when they did it.
It was lean Nashville. We had six hundred thousand strong Bubba.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
And then I find it crazy. Okay, if your team
doesn't draft till the end of the first round or whatever,
and you have to sit there and act excited the
whole time, yay, yay, yay. And then they go to
you and it's like and with the twenty eighth pick,
they select Bill Withers out of Bethune Cookman and they

(10:48):
panned to the Jets Vans. Yeah, yeah, you don't know
who this guy is.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
You've never heard.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Of Bill Withers in your life. You've never watched a
Bathune Cookman game in your life. You look like an idiot.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Well, according to Sports Center, though, the Bears were a
B plus. Man if sports Center even matters, No, that's
the thing. They gave the Titans a C plus. Yeah,
come see it. It's in my hand right now.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I got a question for you. How many downs?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Grab this C plus it?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
How many downs in the NFL have any of those
players played?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
The players play and they ride in this no, how
many downs have they played in the NFL? I don't know, man,
nice question. You don't know who are you talking about?
The guys that just got drafted? Well, how many downs
have we played?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Exactly? So, how can you tell me if they're good
NFL players or not? Because they've never played a snap
in the NFL. So saying, oh, they nailed the draft,
it's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
The things that think back to are the Aaron Rodgers,
the Tom Brady's, how late they rock Purty like Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Armand Saint Brown.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Caleb Williams, I mean, is he gonna be? Tell?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
He could be JaMarcus Russell. That's why it's hilarious when
everybody's like, oh my god, they nailed the draft. You
have no damn idea if they nailed the draft. And
then I my son, my five year old, was really
into watching. He's like, Dad, are the Titans picking people today?
Are the Titans picking people today? And I think this
was on Saturday. So I flipped it over there for

(12:15):
like thirty seconds. I don't even know who was making
a draft pick in luch box. Oh honey, I got
to go to war. And there's still people cheering for
people in the fourth, fifth, sixth round, and I'm like,
you've never heard of these players? Okay? And they show
a guy in the crowd. He was in a Niners jersey.
He had a spiral notebook.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Oh is it batter of the bunk? What if everybody
that's a batter's box?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
And they said, and with the one hundred and eighty
fifth pick in the twenty twenty four NFL Draft. This
number two pencil, the so and so draft, Steve Wilkes from.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Okay, you're making up these names?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Just Central Concordia University, Yes, right, it's good school. And
this dude pulls out his notebook and he's writing down
every draft pick the school and I'm like, and the
camera zoomed in on this guy. He and he has
sheet after sheet after sheet of every I'm like, dude,
you can just go home and print it off the internet.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
He's the same dude at the baseball games. It's listening
to the broadcast on the radio.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm like, why are you writing all these down?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
What does it do?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
You don't know anything about these guys. You have no
idea who these guys are. It's amazing to me. And
how many people get excited about the draft grades. I just,
oh my god, drives me insane.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
There was some mastermind. No on the dude's name. He
nailed the first thirteen picks. Saw it on Pat McFee.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's pretty crazy. I mean, it's a mess. So he
obviously saw the first thirteen and then his trick is
he writes them all down quickly and then that's I mean,
that's magic. So it didn't he didn't really predict them.
Oh I think he said he predicted he did. It
was on a piece of paper, but he obviously did
it after the fact, and that's the magic.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's funny. Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Bell Belichick was man because the guy nailed all thirteen.
The Bill didn't understand it was magic.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
That's funny. How do he do that?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I mean that Bell, that's magic. He's gonna pull a
rabbit here in a second, He's.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Gonna pull the rabbit out of that. But I will
say after like, for the first time in years, I
am so excited to see a Bears football game.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, dude, you got Wimbiama and you got Caleb Williams
in the same year.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I'm grad Let me tell you, I am so pumped
about where the Spurs are headed and hopefully Kayleb Williams
is something. But either way, our offense should be exciting.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I heard you talking in the hall.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Because they have weapons supposedly this one. No, they got
Keenan Allen, DJ Moore, Cole commit a Moose a whatever
from Washington. They got DeAndre swipt in the back. They
should actually be exciting to watch. On offense, if Caleb

(15:04):
Williams could just be something, well, you're gonna should score
some points?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, score man? Are you gonna drive to Chicago? No? No,
See that's the thing. You're not that big of a fan.
What You're just gonna watch him though? Yeah, I know
you were that obsessed with him. Why once't you go
up to Chicago catch a game?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
So I'm not a big guy of NFL football in person.
Football in person is not.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
That great dress up as a grizzly bear.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Now I'm good. I'm not into that. See, I don't
understand that kind of life. And I'm not about that life.
I'm about sitting on my TV watching it. Football is
much better on TV than it is in person.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Can we do a little something?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Go ahead, what do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Are you ready for it? This is what I thought about.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I know we need to have a play sheet where
I will hand you our ten segments. I had this
genius idea. All have the ten segments and then I'll
give you a number and then we know which one
to yell. So it's like I'm a quo.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh yeah, so you're like Andy Reid. We have the
Bubbs barbecue menu. Okay, so are we doing something about
the draft or were moving on?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, this is still NFL. This is a is in
stadium sightings, Sitizens Stadium sightings. Bro there's a pile of
dirt next to the stadium the size of Mount Kilmajaro. Really,
they are doing something over there. It is It is. Uh,
it's easily like four stories high. I mean, they just
keep piling it up and there's a whole boundary of

(16:18):
parameters set around it. I don't know how many shovels
and dozers and excavators and dump trucks and plow trucks
and girls butts, ray dump truck, body in the pants, dude,
there's a lot of dump trucks over there. They're doing something,
and I think they're building a football stadium.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
It's happening.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, I don't I don't know why they think they
need to keep piling it up, but it means they're
going down. So they obviously broke ground that fake ceremony
we saw, and then they just kept digging. Usually as
tall as the building is, you gotta dig equally as
tall below ground.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Really yeah, so oh yeah, because you gotta be able
to drive in under the stadium. Because like when we
go to when we went to the NHL thing, the
Winter Classic at Nissan Stadium, and we walked underneath the stadium,
we walked down, so they did have to dig down
into the ground.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
And I'm telling season ticket holders right now, dude, I
have no idea how people are gonna park and go
to Titans games in the fall. There's no parking. It
is gonna be well.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Don't worry, They're gona suck. No one's gonna go anyway.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
CMA Fest that's gonna be a cluster f because remember
that whole surrounding parking lot is non existent. It's a
pile of dirt right now.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, usually if you even if you park on the
east side, you walk through that parking lot, but it's
all fenced off, so you're not gonna be able to
walk through it.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
That's all I got. That was Citizens Stadium sightings.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Uh did you watch any of the draft? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I was in and out. We paid attention to the
Titans guys. Laura would ask me Beazer, hey, is he
any good? Yeah, I mean we got I think Titans
just went defensive and lined back. I have no idea
the guy from Alabama besides the Bears first two picks,
I don't know who they took. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, I didn't look at it. Don't care.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I know that, Uh, leave us. He was at the
Preds game on Sunday throwing.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Was he on there with Lawan?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Now it was him and a defensive guy. It might
have been one of the new guys we just drafted.
But also, I mean, are we not looking at the playbook?
We're just gonna party all off season.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I mean, that's what we gotta do.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Man.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Anytime I see one of my star athletes on the TV,
I'm like, well, they're not looking at playbook. I'm glad
they're having fun. Yeah, where's the playbook?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
They gotta have a life, right.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I don't know. You didn't see Mahomes. I didn't see
him at the Kansas City Hockey team.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I saw them in Vegas having a gal like that
and Travis Kelsey drinking a beer from something. So I
think they're gonna be okay, man.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
But that's what I'm saying, though we're seeing other play Hey,
nobody looking at playbooks in the off season.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Hey, Travis Kelsey was flying to Singapore in the middle
of the season. They still want Super Bowls, all right,
and they're off week. Travis Kelsey's been pounding.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
A lot of beers for uh and we retiring and
we not playing football anymore.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I think he's gonna be all right, man. I remember
when he took his off week when it was a
bye week and he flew down to see Taylor for
like twenty four hours and flew back airs Tora and
I'm gonna tell you what I mean, the fact that
Taylor Swift is taking over the world. I'm gonna tell
you how I know this.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Before that, Teas Kelsey, they had a panel. It's some
golf tournament, right, is that what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I don't know if it's a golf It was
a golf tournament, like a dinner or something.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
It was Patty Mahomes, the Rob Riggle, the a comedian.
It was a panel of seven people. I don't know
what the hell they're doing. It was some dick around fest.
Everybody had a microh one in their hand. Killer Trav
he had a beer in his hand. Of the entire panel,
He's the only dude drinking. I'm predicting retirement.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
He would already retired. He would have already said it.
He would have announced it at the same time as brother. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Sometimes this stuff ain't that played out. I think choreographed.
He's been putting down a shotgun and a lot of beers.
He did that Cincinnati graduation, chugged a beer. Well we not,
we not studying the film.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, he doesn't really need to study film. Man over
the Middle, Hey, over the Middle. I'm open. Hey though,
to me, I'm wide open. Hey, teams don't know how
to double teamy. I'm the old only weapon on offense
and people can't cover me. Figure it out. I'm always open.
Now I'll tell you how I know. Taylor Swift is
taking over the world right after.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
This ray, I had to appeal to our female demo.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, we are reading stories last night before bedtime, and
there's this one called Spend It.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Is it? Spend it? Let me see it? Hold on.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
That's a great book to teach kids. Hey, spend it
if you make it, burn it, blow your money, blow
your wad. No, save kids. Don't prepare for your future. Hey, son,
do you want to read the book Spend It. It's
all about using money as fast as you can. No,
it was actually, uh, if there's a kid's book out
there called spend It, this Earth's going to hell in

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a handbasket, and you know what, our kids can fix it.
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It was called we read spend It, and the rabbit listened, okay,
and we start. The rabbit listened and there's this little
boy named Taylor and he is building some structure and
it all falls down. They're like, Taylor was very sad,

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and my four and five year old gogo, Oh, Taylor
like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Excuse me, how the do you know about her?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
They said, yeah, like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, like Death's Poets Society.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
And they said no. Then they said, we are never
ever getting back together. No they didn't.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I swear to you, Ray, dude, it's cross the generations.
What are your kids? It's like not gen Z. They're
like Jenny's now.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
They're like five and four, so I don't know, they're young.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
There's a new generation name for him because it's millennials
gen Z and something. They're like Alpha Omegas or something.
Don't know. Hey, that's God act.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
But then my four year old's like, but dad, what
does never getting back together mean?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
It's about it and quit it.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Said, well, that just means that they're they were friends
and now they're not going to be friends anymore.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
A guy and a guy.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
My five year old goes, but don't worry, it's just
a song. They're still friends. That's not real life.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
And I said, exactly, boy, they're friends like you and mommy,
but oh, we have special friendship.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
In that moment, I realized how huge Taylor swiftness. So
they must have a teacher at school. No crap, dude,
any tea kid is learning about. Every teacher goes in, Hey,
you see the new album. It's something everybody understands, even
the kids. I did not expect a four year old
to know. Like when I read Taylor bro a rabbit listened.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Everybody knows the name what albums? Do you know the
name of? What? We know Dead Poets Society or what
is that her album name? Bro? That's how huge she is.
She releases an album name and everybody knows the title
of it.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I don't think that's the name of it though.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I mean Dead Poets Writer or something like.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
That, Poets, Darkness, Potic, justice. No, I don't know, but
that we can read a children's book on a Sunday
night in their bedroom and the little boy's name is
Taylor and they say, oh like Taylor Swift. Absolutely floored me.
I get it, understand. Like they play a song, they
know it. Oh yeah, shake it off. We're never getting

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back together. They dance to the music, they like it.
But to associate this little kid with Taylor Swift, we
are at next level, man, taken over the world.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, yeah, you're yeah, I have no comment, man.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I would also like to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
I was at brunch and these guys, Oh you went
to brunch, Yeah, would be Jan and his friends. Okay,
they're they're u. What is it called theater?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Clespians?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Thespians? Dude, they had a listening party for Taylor's album.
They all went to one of the dude's houses and
for three hours listening to the whole album, and I go,
I've heard a song from it this And for three
hours they were already quoting sentences from the album. Bro,
that's to the point we're at now with the Taylor obsession.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I believe my cousin's wife, cousin Andrew his wife Ellen
went over to a friend's house when it was released
and they had a listening party.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
We were riding in the uber to go to it
was a dude's birthday. We're ride in an eight person uber.
They pulled up iHeartRadio and they played it in the car.
We listened to her album for the thirty minutes we
were caught in traffic. I was looking for something sharp.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
How was brunch though? What'd they say about the album?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Brunch? It was actiically wasn't a It was a It
was an uncharacteristic brunch. It was a little later so
it was a Rose Pepper, the Mexican place.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
They don't do brunch, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
So it's like Margarita's for brunch, and the food and
the time of day wasn't matching up. But you know what,
I rolled with it. Yeah, dude. They talked about Taylor
the whole time. There's watch parties, there's a listening party.
I mean, that was it. That was the review of
it was? What the hell did they say? There's like
lyrics and there they knew who the songs were about.
I gotta be honest. I was looking me and Justin

(25:11):
were thumbing our phones looking at scores. I think that's what. Yeah,
they're just saying, who all the crap people? It's about
songs are linked. Oh, that's what it was. David said
his dad is a thespian and or he's really into writing.
He's like a book writer.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Got it.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
And he said Taylor's writing in how the all the
songs are intertwined, and he's made she made a reference
to Cambridge or something, and he goes and she's name dropping,
very well versed in educated schools. He said, it's the
best written album he's ever seen his entire life. And
he's like a poet. He's a like Robert Foss Frost.
For God's sake, I don't know. And he said he

(25:53):
hopes the America's youth appreciates the name drops that Taylor
made when she would name check like a Cambridge or something.
I don't know. That's what I got from it.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah. I was supposed to go to brunch this weekend
because there were some girls in town. She was in
town for her birthday.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
But tell your wife.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I would have told my wife, but I ended up
not going because of my illness.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Ray, if you're doing forty five minutes. I gona tell nobody,
but they hit me up. She hit me up on
Friday and said, we've landed. We're in town.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm married with kids, and I sent her a picture
and I was like, I've been throwing up for the
last few hours. Uh, don't think I'm gonna make it.
And she said, oh, that sucks, but we're here till Monday.
Let us know if you get on the other side
of it. But they flew out at eleven am this morning.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Thank so God, because Monday is today.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I didn't get to see them.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
I don't feel like entertaining ray surprise. We're going to brunch.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
No, what I'm saying is so I didn't get around
to seeing her. So it was a happy birthday, Stephanie.
I'm sorry I didn't get to meet up. Her and
Lindsay are two girls I knew from back in Austin,
and I saw Stephanie a few months back. She was
in town for work. We met up at the Four
Seasons and had drinks at the Four Seasons Downtown.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Passed it downtown, Yeah, your old crib. I felt weird
walking in there instead. At the bar, they have a
Canadian flag. They fly I just noticed that on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Why is that that?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I asked the same thing.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
There's four seasons of Canadian with America. But they may
be a Canadian company.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Look into that.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Maybe they have diplomats. I don't know you, but anyway,
So I missed out on the fortieth birthday celebration, so
I did not get to see them. So I was
gonna have my first brunch in a while, but didn't
have brunch.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
See, you wouldn't even know how to brunch anymore. It's
actually the same. I mean, it's still the bubbly and
then you got some little light dishes and you know
that's all brunches. It's it's it's it's breakfast. But the
dishes are lighter, yeah, drinks are heavier.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm the best brunch story that I have. Like, I mean,
I didn't really brunch much.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
See, dude, you missed it.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, brunch was not really a thing in my era.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Didn't never do it with the boys, do you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, but no, I'm saying like we did it one
time on Mother's Day back in the day. It was no.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
There was a place called Marty Gras in Austin, by
Northcross Mall I believe is where the location was. I
don't know if this restaurant was around long or what.
But my dad was like, oh, we should do something
for Mother's Day. Take your mom out.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Your dad wanted to go to brunch.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
It was a Mother's Day brunch.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Because your dad's telling the group he wants to go
to brunch.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
And let's be real, we didn't do a lot of
stuff for Mother's Day or Father's Day or anything day
because that's just not the type of family we were.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Right, why would we celebrate the woman they gave birth
to me?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
And we go to Marty Gras and we're already committed, right, Well,
the brunch was forty dollars a.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Person because it's all built in probably.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
And my dad like, we're never doing this again. Ye,
We're never doing that. It tries to do something nice,
rocking or what.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I was like ten, Oh I was ten, and it
cost forty dollars per person. Yeah, my dad, I've never
seen someone so annoyed and upset about not knowing what
brunch was and the price of brunch and right there
and there declaring we won't ever do this again.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Well, watch out for Omni. There are brunches on New
Year's Day one hundred dollars a person. Huh learned that
the hard way. I said, oh wow, it's gonna be
a great twenty seventeen. I'm in the whole two hundred
dollars thanks.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Uh. Yeah, So no brunch for me this weekend. But
that was my one brunch story as a kid. Never
forget it. Hilarious. Great planning by my dad, sort of
like when we went to Dallas one year. We were
going to see the Rangers, and we were gonna go
to Wet and Wild, the theme park, and so we're
gonna spend the night and he had gotten a recommendation

(29:56):
from Henry. Henry had told him we should stay at
the King's Inn, great hotel, like, well, love it. It's
real close to the ballpark, close to Wet and Wild.
So we roll up to King's Inn that first night
and there's like a nightclub at King's n and it
is crazy, and my mom is like, are we really

(30:21):
staying here? And my dad's like, oh, Henry says, it's great,
it's great. It's I mean, I don't know where another
hotel is. This is perfect.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I got a buddy. He only stays on the mountain
side of Vegas. He hates the music.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
And we get in our room and the windows are boom, shaking,
the worst shaking shaking, and my Mom's like, will you
go get me some food? Like I'm hungry, So my.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Ead you want brunch.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Funny He's like, all right, I'll go get you. And
he's like, make sure you lock the door when I leave.
So I go ride with my dad and we go
to find somewhere to get something to eat bring back
to my mom and brother and sister, and we drive
maybe a mile down the road brand new. I mean,
the King's Inn was a rundown piece of junk. If

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anybody has been to Arlington area and you stayed at
the King's Inn, please it's probably not there anymore. There's
no way it's still.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
There anything with the inn and the name.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
And we drive a mile down the road brand new
comfort in and sweets, and my dad says, don't say
a damn word to your mother that this is here,
because he said, I don't know where another hotel is.
So we go get some fast food, probably some Windy's
take it back eat.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Next. Where was this, Oh, it's right next to cover.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Next morning we drove down to the comfort In, had breakfast,
go to the knights In man King's In, Oh, yeah,
King's In. Night's In is the purple one. Dude, I've
seen that red roof in nights In. That's the one.
It's over by the stadium, close.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
To Dude, those are all new hotels now.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, No, nights In is right there. It's close to
the stadium. It's right across. It's quite across the street
from Top Golf.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's a linked or Lakina.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
No, oh, there is a Night's In. My parents, Hey,
when they came to visit, that's where they stayed.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Are you sure the tornado didn't hit that.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, I promise no. It took out the U haul
place right next to it, but it did not take
out the nights In because my parents that's where they
stayed when we had babies. Hey, my parents they like
it rough.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
We'll be right back, Ray, final segment.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, I'm sad about where our stadiums are headed.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Ray, Wait, is this Cisans stadium sighting?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
It brought up a memory Sissons Stadium sight. I saw
the bears are unveiling. I don't know if they unveiled
or are unveiling their new five billion dollar dome stadium.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, it's your new logo. It's cocaine.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
But I also got some information that there's a team.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
It's a bear with nail polish on it. Hey, you
gotta do what the kids are doing now, man, paint
your nails.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
There's a team that will be having a new stadium
coming up. They haven't announced it yet.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yeah, Citzens Stadium, citing no, no.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
The Titans have already announced it. The Bears have announced
that there's another team that they're getting a new stadium,
and they're gonna have a dome. So everybody's gonna play
in a dome. We're gonna lose weather games. There are
gonna be no more weather games in the NFL except
for a very very few stadiums. I don't The Bills
aren't gonna be domed. Lambeau will never be domed. Everyone

(33:48):
else is headed towards a dome.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
What's wrong in the dome because I've been in one,
so I'm fighting.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
No dome is fine, but you don't get the elements,
Like if you're a Northern team, you're supposed to want
the cold. You're supposed to want the teams from Florida
to come up there and be like, f this, it's cold.
I want to go home, and you kick their ass.
You get no homefield. If every game is just played
in the dome the same seventy degrees, sixty five degrees, whatever,
they keep it, it's just like playing at.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Home and on the road. I'm good on weather. I
went to Knoxville Vall's game. By the end of it,
the guy behind me Valls fan, redneck dip a chew
in bro I had shoe spit on my white shirt
from the top to the bottom by the end of
the game.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
So you don't think he's gonna do that in the dome.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
No. I think the wind is what blew it right
on me.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh you think that's it.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Every time he spit in his cup, a ricochet onto
my shirt from the wind, the elements, or.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Maybe he was bad at spitting in the cup and
it just bounced off the side and hits you.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
The dome I went to is Mercedes been super Dome?
Heard of it?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
In New Orleans or Atlanta. There's two of them, Nola
and dude Reggie Bush. You know, if you've heard of him.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh yeah, you got his heisman back. Yeah, congratulation.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
We finally hit that. Dude. That's the loudest damn sadium
I've ever been in. I mean, you couldn't collect your thoughts.
It was so lou I got to see a Reggie
Bush touchdown. Man, and I mean Titan Stadium now, Dude,
I think it just goes all up in the atmosphere.
The cheering doesn't get.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Arrowhead has no problem being loud.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
They do a good job. Dude, Titans doesn't get.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
It because you don't have passionate fans, because you're not
very good. I just don't want to see every team
turn into a dome stadium where every stadium is the same.
We go and it's perfect, sixty five degrees. There's no win,
there's no rain, it's perfect conditions. So the quarterbacks have
no problem. There's no adversity. You just throw it. There's

(35:33):
no win, there's no rain, there's no slick balls, there's
no nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I went to a weather game, Lambeau. It was just
too cold, man for you, but a point never mind.
I was in the suite, okay, that's I remember looking
down and thinking that the people were cold outside. Yeah,
and it was also fighting for playoffs too, so we
were telling the people down below us the score of

(35:58):
the game because the pack needed a Vikings loss. Pool
caught a ball in the end zone or something for
Arizona Cardinals and the Packers made the playoffs. I was
at that game. Look it up. YouTube it.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh, that's very interesting.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Pool catches ball in end zone, Vikings, Packers make playoffs.
I was one of the people in the suites telling
the people below us.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
We turned our TVs, so you were basically sports center. Yeah,
before the smartphone.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
There wasn't a smartphone, so we all turned our TVs
in the suite to the people outside, to the lower class.
They were able to then see the game something we did. Man, dude,
I didn't know you were like that. So look it up, guys.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, I'm just saying, like this team that's gonna build
a stadium. I'm like, dude, I look at you as
an outdoor team, like you're outdoors. You need to be
out to The Chicago Bears needed playing out in the elements.
That's what they're known for.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
That stadiums confused me for years though. Anyways, is it
still Soldier Field? Is it new and they use pieces
of Soldier field, I mean, losing as shit.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
It's really weird. I don't really understand.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
It's like, does account we've had this discussion before it
does it count if it's still if it's a new
state but it's in the same ground. Is it the
new stadium or is it the old stadium? I mean
they renovated it, but they still have some little soldier
field elements.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Elements to it. I don't really know whatever, but yeah,
it's sad. And then what else is sad?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Man?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Those Phoenix Suns?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Boy, is this that's the nakd durantla man insect problem?
Pest be gone? I mean, that's what I'm saying that
the Suns. I knew that was gonna be a pointless series.
We called it on the podcast. I said, Sons in
Minnesota isn't gonna be the series we think it's gonna be.
I said, it's pointless. But now he's got me thinking
the Boston and Nuggets. If there we were to pick

(37:38):
a team, it's the d Wolves, right.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, what about the Thunder. They've been taking care
of business. But my question is here here, here, the
Suns are screwed.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
We knew a whole year. I followed them trying to
win the division. Dude, they just sucked all year. I
knew they weren't good.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
This is I don't know if NBA teams will learn.
I don't know if they'll learn the end of the
super teams, the end of trying to force three superstars
or semi superstars together does not work.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
It didn't for Lebron kinda. In Miami.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
They won what one or two?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Two? They had to have won two. If they only
won one, that's let me look, I don't remember, because
I remember he guaranteed six. Dude. If they created that
team and he only won one championship in Miami.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
He may have won two.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
South Beach was down there at that time, and he
would go to the games.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
And I could have swore Miami heat. He was there
from twenty ten to twenty fourteen.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
That's when South Beach was there.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
He won in twenty twelve. Okay, they won back to
back in twelve and thirteen. Okay, so they only won two.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
But besides that, I mean the Lakers back.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I mean the Celtics with Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce
and Ray Allen they won got it. Besides that, it
doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
It doesn't. I mean because basketball is a unique game
where you need selflessness and you need role players, you
need a deeper bench.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Those guys can't do everything. The Clippers right now, they
wish they had SGA over Paul George right and all
those draft picks the Suns.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Even though PG thirteen did have a clip.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
One game one game. But do you look at the
Clippers like, Oh, they're gonna win a championship now, but
they'll fight.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
They're they're there, they can fight, but I'm looking so
we want fighters at this point. I mean, the Suns, God,
they they went down like somebody breaks into your house
to come get your wife. You just win a fetal position.
They just let they said, God, and take her. Take kidnapperr,
just leave my TV.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
No, they said, oh, you want to take my wife,
would you like me to pack a bag for her?
I'll get the sea.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
They didn't even really care, did they, And it didn't
seem like it.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
And if they did care, it didn't matter because aunt
hand said, Matt, get the hell out of my way.
I don't. They don't have a draft pick until like
twenty thirty.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
I don't get them why they did that. Why did
they try to assemble with like Beal a little bit
older KD. Because this is what teams do. They spun
his final web.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
They think, oh my god, this is gonna be It
is all I need three superstars, three max players.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
They were better with DeAndre Ayton.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
They were better with Ayton mckel bridges. They were they
were better with all those guys, sort of like the
Nets were better when they were building with Dinwiddie and
D'Angelo Russell and they had all those guys that were
they were kind of building something up there den wettll
I thought, and then they trade for freaking Harden and
Kyrie and Durant at nothing and they had Jared Allen
on the net. I mean, they had everything. I don't

(40:48):
understand it. It's the end. Will gms learn the super
team doesn't work?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I mean, the Spurs are the ones that showed that
you never need a guy that's a huge name player.
They were the definition of the anti super team.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Excuse me, you.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Guys were all just no namers that did bounce passes. Uh.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Tim Dunnan. Tim dun is one of the greatest basketball
players to ever play the game. He's better than Kobe Bryant. Yeah,
so don't say they had known him.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Man, not today. You're not going after Coop.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I'm not going after Kobe. I'm just telling you he's
a better basketball player than Kobe Bryant ever won.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
But they were never a super team, right They built
it known because they won championship, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
They built it through the draft. They didn't trade everything
for one superstar thing and oh, this is gonna give
up all my draft picks for the next ten years.
They can't do anything.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yeah. So if you see, if you have a tea,
if you're a fan of a team and they get
three superstars, I mean, you're not gonna win it.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Unless they draft them. If they have to trade all
their future draft picks, it ain't gonna work.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
The Bucks, well, they've been injured. I mean they had
they had they're done too. They had Giannis on the bench,
Dame Dimes was on the bench, Middleton broke his third leg.
I mean, they're about to be cleaned out.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
They're about to go home. Thanks for coming. It's wild, dude,
it's a wild time.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
But I'm glad though. The t Wolves are going to
fight a little bit, because otherwise it's Boston Nuggets and
there's nobody stopping either one. They're freight trains.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I thought Dallas. I mean, I don't know. I think
Dallas is really good.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Well, I have some futures and the Clippers, but oh
my fault. You know how places have to reveal if
they have interests in certain companies when they write articles. Yeah,
so I have to say I have an interest in
the Clippers. But but I hope they I hope they
keep winning. Yeah that was thank god. They were head
thirty and almost lost the game.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Like guys, I did live bet the Mavericks when they
were down eighteen and when they were down twenty two genius,
because I was like, ah man, why not though, because
the NBA, these leads never come out like they so
and I should have just taken points with them. But
I went money line on both those bets, and when
they tied it up and took the lead, I was
just like, are you bringing kidding me?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Me?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, this whoa
let me?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Dude. I was a dollar general and my buddy Danny
goes turn on the Mavericks game. I thought it was over.
I think he threatened us he had. He said he's
gonna place five thousand, Oh god on the Clippers. But god,
but but here's the the I think this is the
word the juxposition of that is he thought he was
gonna win it easily.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
But well, first of all, he told us he didn't
even bet it. He said, I bet five thousand, full disclosure,
he didn't bet it. But so we're like, oh my gosh,
you're a genius. You're just gonna chill all game and
then the comeback and then they end up winning it.
You talk about three different heart attacks you'd have if
you actually did bet that you were.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Talking about butthole, puckered butt, puckered, butt, puckered. Oh my god,
I'm I'm I because we and I bet it at
halftime too, So I bet it three times live and
they were down. I don't have twenty twenty or something
at halftime, and I was like, you know what, let's
go for a walk. I mean, I don't need to
see him watch this are getinglo out, but I'm just

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taking a chance throwing this money out there.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Nothing like a walk with a little money on the line.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
And so we go for a walk and didn't even
take my phone.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Honey, I'm a little puckered.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
And we went walking around the neighborhood. Man took the dog,
talked to a couple of neighbors, and my two year
old insists on walking, and let me tell you that
watched slow is crapy.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, that's patience, dude. Throw them in the stroller. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
We don't use the stroller anymore. Usually we use the wagon.
And so I left him behind with my wife and
me and the two older kids went ahead. And we
got back home and I'm gonna go in and check
the score. Doors locked, And my five year old's.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Like, into your own house?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Got out the back door is probably let's go to
the back door. I'm like, all right, let me go
to the back door.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
No, Dad's gonna break out this window real quick. No, rush,
I'll just do it. I don't need us out here trapped.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
And I'm like, all right, let's go.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, it's locked. Okay, let me look see if I
can watch through the back door. See if I can
see this TV. It's commercial. Why are you just looking
in the window?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Dad? You breaking in our own house?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I said, Oh, but I'm just trying to you know,
I'm just looking. He goes, Dad, I come out here
and play with us. I'm like, well, I'm I'm trying
to see the score. He goes, Dad, bat money. He's like, well, Dad,
we can.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
We're winning.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
We just scored. It's two to nothing. And I'm like, well,
I'm not even playing it. He goes, now, it's four nothing.
We scored again. I'm like, it doesn't count. Team. Him
and my son are playing me in basketball apparently, and
they've scored two baskets.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
That's fine, we'll be down ten. Dad needs to see
this score.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
And I'm like, this is the longest damn commercial break ever.
And I'm like, let me look. When it comes back
on commercial, it's ninety two to eighty eight, I'm like,
oh my god, we got a game. We got it
inside that house.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Okay. I'm in the same boat as you. They don't
do great jobs with TVs nowadays. Because at Rose Pepper
they didn't have a damn TV outside on the patio.
Go to Luke Bryan's bar. I was in VIP. It
wasn't a damn TV. Okay, I had money on the
hockey game. So continue TV's are at a premium now. Apparently,
I was just like, okay, all right, we need to

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get in this house.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
What are we gonna do.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Any neighbors around? What's the scar?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I said, boys, boys, I'm gonna take a break and
we'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I mean, that was a hell of a tease. I
thought you were still telling the story.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
And I said, okay, you guys play basketball. I'm gonna
go find your mom. I gotta get in that house.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
God, dad's running now.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
And I walked back out front with the dog and
I'm like, walk down to the corner. A couple of
you know, ay, here they comes. He goes, oh, sorry,
it's locked. I'm like, yeah, yeah, Waldo needs some water.
So I was just coming to get the key so
you can get in the house and get some water.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I needed diapers or something. I already changed them.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I needed for me little puckered honey. I had the
half time money line, so get in there. Start watching it.
In good game, all back and fourth, back and forth.
Kyrie is cooking, draining threes.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
He was too.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
He was just stepping into three three. I'm a good god.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
They were doubling up on donnic Yeah, and then my
dad you said you're gonna play basketball. Oh yeah, I'll
be right out. But I'll be right out. I had
to get some water. I gotta get some water.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
I'm thirsty, dad sick again. See you guys, I bet
it go in my room.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I'm thirsty.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Man.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
It was a long walk, you know, we went a
whole block.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
You were glued to that TV the final ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
And next thing you know, I hear some screaming outside
and I turn around. Damn kids have got the hose
out and they're spraying each other with the hose, and
I'm like, you have it is. The water had to
be thirty degrees coming out of that hose.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
It was a nice day though.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
It was a nice day, but the hose water had
to be freezing.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
F I'll be like, gou cut the cord on the
turn off the water.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
And I go o there, I go, what are you?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
You guys do whatever you want, go ahead, You're all right,
and I go back inside and next thing I look out,
there are naked boys in the backyard with the water hose.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
You've still got to stay glued to the TV.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
And I'm like, you know what, who cares? We got
anuties callingy, I gotta watch this damn game.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Sorry, honey. I've always been invested in Dallas, close to
San Antonio.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I was like, you know Johnny's he's a big Mass fan.
I wanted to be in a good mood today.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
My buddy Jeremy from college, huge fan. I always like
to follow for him.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, you know, I've been chexting John back and forth
about the game. I want to stay up to date
so he doesn't think I stopped watching, you know, And
I sitting there and I'm like, yeah, this is it.
Then Luca gets his fifth Bowl and that's when he started.
He couldn't play any more defense. And that's when James
Harden just got to the rack. Every time they came
up a little bit short.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Dude, James Harden with those floaters and PG three with
a lucky three pointer that shot you dead.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I had never live bet something like that, Like when
they're that down, I was like, I'm just gonna try
it today for some dumb reason. And when it got interesting,
I was like, this is exhilarating. This is why people
come addicted. That was great.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
My two thousand dollars Parlay already got shot dead by
the Stars and Nights. They didn't score for a period
and a half. Otherwise I would have won two thousand
dollars on a thirty dollars bet. So I just watched
it on Saturday. I'm like, please don't win, Rory. You
know you root against your bet. Oh, please don't win, Rory.

(49:22):
Please don't comes back wins the damn tournament. I'm like, oh, yeah, Beazer,
remember that Saturday night when I was drunk at the club. Yep,
I needed point five goals when I said it was
a lock in the second period, Yep, I could have
used that point five goals. Yeah, that's how we lost it. Yeah, man, Yeah,
and then like last yeah no to Luke Brian's bar. Guys,
can we get some TVs? And the I couldn't see.

(49:44):
That's probably what jinxed it because the entire time I
was partying my ass off. I can post a picture
on our Instagram the moment that I thought I was
winning the bet, but I was actually losing two thousand dollars. Yeah,
there was no TVs around me. So maybe we can
take some of those flatties and throw them in VIP
because they were about across the room and I couldn't
tell goals and there's no service in these bars in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
To me, people, man, jam in the circuit's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
And then you people are like, what are you doing
on your phone? You're just like, I can't do this
wheel of death anymore. Yeah, there's there's no Wi Fi.
It's bad.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
What a good weekend though. So then the kids come
in and we're like, aren't you colder for freeze?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
So is your dad. I just bat am ice cold.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
So that was it, man, what a weekend. It feels
good to be back.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I'll tell you I woke up on Saturday. Dude, it
looked like I got in a bar fight. I mean,
my face looked terrible, dude, it was. It was bad, dude.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I was proud that you posted that video and you
were able to do it.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Hey, there's my fortress, that build up, that's where I
throw up.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Man, uh hot dog or hamburger. I think he did it.
You did it?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Tells my face on Saturday morning, dude.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Dude, that's bad. You look like you fought McGregor. I know,
Ray good tease. That fight's coming up.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
He's coming up. We're supposed to have Michael Chandler on,
but we got ghosted.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
All right, guys, if you're doing futures, bets, Otani, Judge
is coming up, Otani's coming up. Trout's still your winner
at home run And let's not forget Lunchbox said he
will get hurt. So you promise he's gonna get hurt, right,
because he's the only guy I don't have money on
to win the home run contest.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Hey, one thing about Trout, he's always good for a
good injury.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Okay, thank you, because guess what he's leading, and he's
been leading. He's at ten. Yeah, there's a home run?
Is weird? I mean you got Mookie Bets up there.
I'll two A's up there. But then you got a
guy like Aaron Judge jack jacked as hell and just
not hitting home runs at all. Bizarre game baseball.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
And before we go, I just want to leave you.
I don't know if you want comedy on this Monday.
No man, Okay, well then we don't have to.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Oh Justin slept on our couch Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Then he really that's good.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
It was good to have him back.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
But I don't know about you. But Charles Barkley may
be the funniest damn person.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
In the world. Are you gonna play this out of
your phone?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah? Is that bad?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Not his rocket?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I mean, and maybe this is only funny because I
know where what Galveston is.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
We would just never do this on the big showing.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Chuck Gaston, dirty ass water. They're not even going. We're
not even gonna sit there the can't cool. We're gonna
sit there the Gafton with that dirty ass water be
washed up on the show, and people think they're in
the beach. Y'all, y'all, we all gonna sit, y'all and
can't cool, y'all. Drive y'all, y'all quit Yeah, down to
Gaveston a little come on, try it, man. We're not

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getting enough plane at the beach, we said, they asked
the Gaveston, Texas right with that dirty water, watch that
on the beach. I can't even get in the water, man,
disappointed ones, where they're going, Chuck Gaveston, dirty ass water.

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They're not even We're not even gonna sitting in the
can't cook. We're gonna sit there in the Galveston with
that dirty ass water be washing up on the shore.
And people think they're in the beach, y'all. We all
go sit, y'all and can't y'all drive y'all y'all, Yeah
down to Galveston.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Who's he talking about.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
He's talking about the Pelicans because he's talking about how
crappy they are, what little effort they showed. And he's like,
you know usually when they in the season, now they're
gonna he thinks they're gonna get sweat. He's like, man,
when we send him on vacation, we ain't sending the
can't cooon. We're sitting in the Galveston. He starts ripping
on Galveston, and I mean, Shaq is losing it. He's
banging his head on the table. So then the next

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day he finds that Beyonce's mom is from Galveston, and
so he's gonna apologize to Galveston because he doesn't want
to bee Hive or whatever coming after him. So this
is him apologizing because he doesn't want to be hive,
the jay Hive because the jay Z's people coming out drum.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I'm playing it out, Jay.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
After Chuck, I apologize, I do not want to be
hive and Jay after, So, how do you like Alphaston
Now it's beautiful. We're not going there. Would you go
on vacation? You got to heil. Now I ain't going
on victory.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
You've got a chance to wipe the slate clean.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
You guys saying I wouldn't go to home that wanted
some dirt out Stio. I'd really go to San Antonio
just big old women. No, No, I'm not going to Gallus.
I mean I want to go to the beach down
and the river walking watch him women walking down.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I said, you know what, you know what sets him off?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Okay, so you know what we're rapid chuck san Antonio.
And that's what they That's what they have been to
Victoria's secret Jack. Why is it seem because if them
little women down and they can't get in them cutela
underwear they wear blooming.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
To transition from that.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Like no plots of Texas.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I mean, and it's so funny. And when he talks
about the big women of San Antonio, I can't, I can't.
I mean, it may not be funny anybody else because
if you've ever been to Galazon, it is dirty ass
water be there so funny and he and Shaq is
falling out of his freaking chair.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, there's there's nicer spots of the golf. Oh my god,
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
That I can watch that fifty times and then laugh.
And when he talked about damn it, I don't want
the Spurs to win back back in the day, He's like,
because man, you know, we got to go down to
the river walk watching some big old women eating their churros.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Oh, he's saying that they would have to go there
and broadcast.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yes, that's back in the day. So that he even
said he'd rather go and look at the big women
of San Antonio then go to Cow. I was like,
oh my god, this dude is nuts, nuts what is.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
That Pelican series?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Three to oh three?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Oh? I have liking dude every night of the week.
You got NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs. Dude.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, I'm sorry I had to play that. Have a
great Monday.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
And I told Pitts the other day, I told them
Preds ain't what we thought they were before the series.
I told them the Canucks, I followed them all year.
They're a hell of a team fight there to top
the division all year. And it's three one and it shows.
And I told Pitts that before the series.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
All right, have a good Monday, man, welcome back. Feels
good to be feeling good again.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
All right, we out, dude, all in Nashville is still
hungover because the Preds were had three to one late
in the third and okay.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I saw that they lost a heartbreaker. I didn't see
what happen. I mean they were at three to one.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yes, I mean I had no money. They lose over time, yeah,
I had no money. So I'm just waiting till pay day.
And dude, I'm watching that whole game. They crushed it.
The fans are killing it. Little Big Town did the
anthem kind of odd. The ladies were just jerseys and
no pants.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
They probably had shorts underneath.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Yeah, but then the Preeds lose a heartbreaker and overtime,
and the whole city's probably in bed till two pm today.
Dang man, it's oh, I'm three to one. It's over.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
It's o Yeah, you don't come back.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Not in Knuckville.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah, I mean, good for the Lakers for getting a win, Dude,
I mean, that's that's not that's cute. They ain't winning series.
That's over too, all right, man, we gotta go man.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Oh Justin had a ten dollars free bet, and he
did a seven team same game parlay. Wonder how you
did on that one.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I been lost. I bet you'd have heard if he won.