May 2, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about Miami Dolphins owner Steven Ross rejecting a $10 billion offer for the team, why the odds of Colorado QB Shedeur Sanders getting drafted #1 overall are dropping, another edition of #AskBen, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome, It's our number three, our three. A pro football
themed Malon monologue. Here the original recipe Malard monologue on
the show from this Thursday. So why did Steven Ross,
that's an owner, reject a ten billion dollar offer for
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his Dolphins?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Ten billion?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Also, Colorado quarterback Shedur Sanders, the odds of him being
the number one overall pick in the twenty twenty five
NFL draft are dropping. They're not getting better, they're getting worse.
How come, and we'll go to baseball. Can you explain
why so many fans are furious with Mike Trout's injury
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being called a karma injury because he stayed with the Angels.
People very upset complaining about that. We'll get to all
of it and much more right now here it is,
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home or else they'll be a game seven back in
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the Sunshine State, and I read this in my eyes
were like Saucress.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I was like, whoa, wowsers.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So the story is the Dolphins owners, Stephen Ross. I
love how they say he has in quotes, entertained an
offer that would, if accepted, be by far the largest
price tag ever for an American sports franchise.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's insane. I don't know if you saw it or not.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Maybe not, but we are told that Stephen Ross has
turned down an offer of ten billion dollars for the Dolphins,
Holy Dan Marino and Don Shula Batman.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Seems to me that's pretty deep, pretty deep, pretty.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Good if you ask me, ten billion dollars for that
franchise that has been inconsistent.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
To be kind, they have last been a.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Good team consistently forty years ago, and I think you
go back fifty years probably the.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Last time they were really that good.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The deal did include the stadium. If it had been accepted,
it would have also included some f one racist who
cares about that?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All right, So let us discuss the question why. Let's
get to the way, why.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Did Steven Ross reject a ten billion dollar offer to
sell the Dolphins. So I've got ancient Greece, Ferris Wheel,
and spicy margarita, and we will combine all of these
things together, and we are going to make the Nectar
of the Gods is what we're going to make. So,
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first of all, owning an NFL team, I have determined,
after a minutes long mall or investigation, owning an NFL
team is hitting the daily double, it's hitting the dem
the double. Because the value only goes up, it never
goes down. There has not been an NFL team that
has sold for less than it was purchased for. Plus,
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it's their word. It's a lot of fun. It's a
lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's it's a joy. This is what rich people do.
This is an asset.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Some rich people buy paintings, they buy a Monet, or
they buy a Rembrandt or a Picasso. Others others just
you know, they just kind of work their way through
and they're like, oh, buy a football team or a
basketball team or a baseball team.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But for Stephen Ross, based on.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
All that has been said and some that hasn't been said,
that what I have deciphered is that Stephen Ross, to him,
the Dolphins are like that MasterCard commercial. They're priceless, right,
They're priceless in the game of life. Stephen Ross is
already on bonus time, so good for him. He turns
eighty four in a few days. The average lifespan for
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a man in America is seventy three, so he's already
in eleven year plus territory. Now it is a little
different if you have money, you can afford better medicine,
better doctors, things like that. But Stephen Ross is handling
this team like he's living in ancient Greece. You know,
in ancient Greece, the people would be buried with their
jewelry and their gemstones and all that stuff, and all
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the gold and all that. Of course, it's a metaphorical grave.
He's still very much alive, but he's already set up
his daughter with the deed to the Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How lucky is that?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You talk about winning the genetic lottery. Your dad happens
to own the Dolphins, and you inherit the Miami Dolphins.
And Stephen Ross was a real estate developer. That's how
he made his money. A Michigan man, a proud Michigan man,
and he's gonna fork over a ten billion dollar family
business to his daughter. Now, my dad took care of
me when he passed away. He gave me his old
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Ham radio set, so I have a nineteen like sixties
Ham radio set.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
If that was my inheritance.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
All right, now page two, Here we pivot to the
next crop. All right, er, go the next wave of
NFL suspects. The body is not even cold, yet the
body is not cold. From the twenty twenty four NFL Draft,
and already we peek ahead to next year. The teams
that are going to suck, the teams that are gonna
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go out and blow.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
On the field.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
They're gonna say, who can we get to save the franchise? Right,
They're gonna shoot for the moon and all that. Well,
the name that has been a popular name by popular
people footloose and fancy free would be Dion Sanders' son,
and it appears that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That is waning a little bit now.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
This after Dion Sanders and his son slammed a former
Colorado player for criticizing their football program. Should Dur Sanders
the quarterback saw his value.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Go down, down, down, down down? Right? How low can
you go? Let's do the mumbo or the limbo?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Rather?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
How low can you go? Right? How low can you go?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And so the Colorado quarterback Shdur Sanders the odds of
him being the number one Ohne.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They're drifting a little bit, they're dropping. How come? So
my first thought is, hey, it's a volatile world. It's
like the stock market.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But these future bets and the way that they manipulate
the gambling market on the futures, it's like a ferris wheel.
It goes up, and it goes down, and it goes
all around.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's a fairis wheel weave. You're on the ferris wheel,
and that that's.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
The way it worked, because it just depended on how
much money's coming in.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I don't want to lose money. They don't have too
much liability on one guy.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
If everyone's betting on Shouldar Sanders, they're going to try
to encourage people to bet on somebody else.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
But that social media kerd fluffle between Dion.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Daddy of Shoulder and the quarterback with the former Buffalo player,
to me, that does not rise to the level of
high crimes and misdemeanors. Meaning if Shouldur Sanders goes out
and is an absolute firecracker on the field for Colorado
and backs up his play, they have a better offensive line,
he plays better.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
He's going to be the number one overall pick. It's
not up for debate.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
But if you peek ahead, the gambling market indicates that
right now, it's a three horse race and it's a
photo finish with a lot of time left. And while
Shoulder Sanders is in the three horse race, for the
photo finish. You've got Georgia quarterback Carson Beck and Quinn Yours,
the former Ohio State current Texas quarterback. We're also neck
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and neck. They all have the rasma tash all.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Right, final fault, we had tough baseball.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I wasn't planning on talking about this story, but I
got a couple of emails from people who were, well,
they were just bitching.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'll just be honest. I mean they were complaining. They were like,
you gonna attack this guy, can't believe his take? Now,
I was love when.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
People asked me to attack another take, to critique the take,
the presentation of the take, and I just get a
kick out of that, Like I'm the take police.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't care about other people's takes. I don't worry
about them.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
But the fact that this take got so many people upset,
and it's our former morning guy, not Klay Travis stephen
A Smith, who was the morning guy and didn't do
that well when.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He was here, but apparently he's done good things when
he left. But anyway, stephen A.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Smith was baffled by Mike Trout and his injuries. He
was forced to talk about baseball on his fledgling TV
show because he had mad Dog on there, so you
have to talk baseball with mad Dog anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Stephen A. Smith the money quote, I'll give you the
money quote.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He says, half the time as your baseball player, half
the time you're chewing pumpsy and seas. And then he
claimed that Mike Trout's injury was karma. He used to
kword karma for staying with the Angels and not electing
and forcing a trade, right, and so that created a firestorm.
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People were hopping mad if I'm getting email, people are
worked up into a ladder. So can you explain why
so many people somebody fans upset with the take that
Mike Trout's injury is a charmatic injury. It's karma because
he stayed with the Angels and did not force a trade.
So the reason this has created the thing of a
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jig that it is created is because you've got all
the ingredients for a nice spicy margarita. You've got a firebrand,
blow hard, a know it all Steven A. Smith, Right,
no it all. The next baseball game that he watches
from beginning to end will be the first baseball game
that he watches from beginning.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And that's fine. He doesn't get paid to watch the games.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He gets paid to talk about His producers give him
a copy of the script. They tell him we're gonna
talk about this, that and the other thing. That's all
he has to worry about.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't worry about anything else.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But he doesn't know baseball. But he is a hot
take vending machine. He's a hot take jukebox. And I'll
give him credit for that. But you mix that with
social media, and as we've known for years, the internet
is a magical place full of men, women and children
who are just waiting to be offended by something, even
the most benign thing in the world. So the same
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people that get upset, well, you don't know baseball, you
shouldn't talk about his baseball, then get upset. It's like
when I talk hockey every once in a while, and
I will talk hockey at some point here we'll get
further into the playoffs and I'll talk about hockey, and
then I'll get the you don't know hockey, you shouldn't
talk about hockey. It's the same concert, same morons, right,
same one. But here's the other thing about this. I
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always get a kick when I get an email, I
get a little rise out of it when somebody says, oh,
you really got to attack that take, because tell me
you don't understand how the hot take industry works, the industrial.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Complex of the hot take.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It just I mean, you're telling me without telling me,
you don't understand how the industrial complex of the hot
take works.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The dumb dums who send me these messages.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The fact that you're posting nasty things and sending me
email to talk about is to complain. You're posting negative comments.
That is a win for the take. That increases the value,
the currency of the take. You're feeding the monster, you dummy.
If you really want to upset people who do this
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for a living, there is one word that you can
can use, and it is the most powerful word. It
gets shows taken off the air, It gets people fired,
It gets all kinds of movement. The word is the
a word and not ask one one thousand and two,
one thousand hall.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The word is apathy. That is it.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
If you show apathy to a take, it's not a
good take. It did not get a reaction. The whole
point of the take is to get a reaction. But
if you have apathy if you have an uncaring attitude,
if you're aloof detached, that is actually poison to the
people that are doing the takes. That's when you know
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you've done something wrong when you don't get the reaction on.
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He blanks every day religiously.
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Time now for the mall Riddle of the day. And
here's the Mallet Riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Tiger Woods recently said to help his body recover at
his age, he blanks every day religiously. That is the
Mallard Riddle of the day. Let's see does anyone know
the answer? I'm sure we'll get some very creative answers.
Many of them that will not be able to be
read on the air. Fergog says he fasts twenty four
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hours a day.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, that's what I usually end up doing.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Although I ate too much this past weekend for my birthday,
so I think I'm gonna do like a seventy two
hour thing.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I go like three days. I can kind of reset things.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Rod the ambassador of Bakersfield, says practices Buddhism is the answer.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And he from Lionel Lakes.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
He says he takes his escalade out to the local
cafe every day every day. Donkey Sausage says, a daily colonoscope,
and that's what that sounds pleasant. Late night drug tester
he drinks diet coke with mentos every single day. Calligan
Tim in Michigan says he has chips and guacamole every morning,
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every single morning.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Who else do you have? Page down? Page down? Double ow?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Mexican in San Diego says Tiger listens to the Ben
Malor Show every day. Alf the Alien Opiner says, obvious answer,
Ben Tiger Woods drinks pickle juice every day every day.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Who else do you have?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Page down? A beer a day keeps the doctor away
from Jay Dot in Utah? Who does follow that lifestyle?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
So I hear?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Milkman Mike in Colorado says he gets a Perkins pie daily. Wow, Okay,
who else do we have? Page down I forty in
also with a Perkins joke that he eats at Perkins
every day religiously. There's like seven different Perkins jokes here.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Eats a burrito from King Rory. He follows the Doc
Mike Plan for health and wellness from courtesy Flusher involving
the yellow Drink.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Page down? Stuck in Sacramento says Tiger drinks and watches
porn with weed Man Hippie every day. Weed Man is
not called this week. Weed Man Hippy said he was
gonna call every night. Is he back in jail? Can
can someone check to see if weed Man's back in jail?
He said he was gonna call every night. He has
not called once. Yeah, I'm word he's back in jail.
I'm wready got arrested again. Nick in Wisconsin said something
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with Boloney is the answer. Tiger visits Denny's every day.
From Cody gives his left hand a workout from Trucker
Joe gotta have a fall guy, Eddie, do you have
an answer the Mallard Riddle of the Day, Tiger Woods said,
to help his body at his age recover.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
He blanks every day religiously.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Listens to Marcelan friends.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh, mar were you on there? Because I think this
last time was Lorraine was supposed to be. That's incorrect, though, Die,
that's a bad job by you.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That is not correct.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And Bill said, picks pieces of a nine iron out
of his face. That is also not correct, but funny.
The correct answer. Tiger Woods said, to help his body
recover with old age and everything that goes into it,
he takes a cold plunge every day religiously to recover
a colder plunge. Does anyone on the show do the
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I do not believe in the cold pludge. I'm anti
cold plunge.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I don't need the cold pl I hate being cold.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
One of the biggest things that I despise. Ben.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
That's why she has that blanket or und all the time.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
She's got the bucky blanket.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Boosy is it?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Boy? You call it busy, we call it something else. Yeah,
I don't get that. That just seems like a fad thing.
I would never fall for a fad.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know. I'm not that guy aet you. I do
not fall for that like inter fast. I would never
fall for that kind of stuff at all. Let's go
to the phones and we'll say hello to bring it
home Jerome, who's in Charleston, And will Jerome be at
the Malord meet and greet a week from Friday? I
don't know, Hello, Jerome, were still thinking about it?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
You still thinking about it? Benjamin Mallard, Esquire Limited. Okay,
they're still thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I'm coming to your backyard. What is there to think about?
You just have to show up. You can walk there,
probably from where you live.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Oh hell no, hey, hello, damn what what it's not
There's no way I'm walking to James Allen, Man.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You're not going. Well it is. I don't know how
far away is that. I don't know. I've never been there.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Idea.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I'm checking. I'm checking out how much an uber rit
will cost. You know, I don't have a car. I
own one car, my whole life back in and I
ran it into the ground. You know.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
All right, Well, listen, you come out. I'll buy you
some food if you come out there.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
How about that something to drink too, because I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh now you want Wait a minute, I offered food,
Now you want to drink Wait a minute?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Come come on, you work.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
You're shaking me down, is what you're doing here, Jerome,
You're shaking me down. Man.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Please, Look, you got playing money. You've been You've been
in the game for a long time.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, I've been in the game.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
But there's Hey, Jerome, there's a couple of different kinds
of game. There's the sun up game, in the sundown game.
I've been in the sundown game. It's much different than
the sun up game.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Look, man, you've been in the game a long time,
you're like, you know, I've been looked to the your
show a lot longer than you think, you know, a
lot longer.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
For the other people, because it sounds like Jerome's not
gonna show up for the rest of the people that
might be around that area in Charleston where Jerome is.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's gonna be next Friday, May tenth.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Three o'clock to five o'clock in the afternoon, Mallard meet
and greet. I've never done one of these in South Carolina.
Ever been to South Carolina U and so my father,
I'm saying that I'm doing the plug. I'm trying to
do the plug. It's my father's mustache, is the name.
It's at the James Island. I know, you know, but
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the other people might not know. The person listening might
not know. So it's my father's mustache, James Island, and
look it up, just google it. Charleston, South Carolina. There
three to five a week from Friday, I will be
hanging out. Well, we'll have a good time, we'll tell stories.
I'll have to buy your own food and apparently a
drink to get him to show up.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I've ran into a bit of a I've ran into
a good of a problem during the week. Uh seemed
to do with some people trying to transact some business
on my on my debit cards.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
So I had to order a new debacrat because my
bank flagged it and I got to wait on a
new debacard from so get into like next week.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So that's why. Well that's fine, I let's show up
next week, don't. I don't get those.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Outney, I don't walk around mine. I always carry like her.
Use my dad.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You sound like my dad? You sound like my dad.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
My dad the last couple years he would he would
shut off his credit card and then turn it on
right before I use it so nobody would steal.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Do you know how old I am? Then I'm sixty seven,
I'll be right, all right, right, yeah, but I'm a
firey sixty seven though. Hey, I gotta tell you a
copy slo Winner. Put like Shellyn or every Champagne King
or even C. C. Pemiston in the rotation for me, okay,
because I'm like an R and D kind of guy,
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and I they're like four voices are underrated. They're like
forces of nature. But I don't know what the hell
happened to the Clippers last night. I watched that, oh
early on, I said, Paul Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul,
George He tonight and Jay tonight.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, you know, you know, you know what it is, Jerome.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Sometimes you are the dog, sometimes you are the hydrant.
It's not over yet, It's not that's a premature celebration.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It is not over yet. It is not over yet.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
And I admit right now, you know the the you're
the the statue, the clippers of the statue, the Mavericks,
or the pigeon. But the Clippers can turn that around.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
They're not coming back to La.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah they will. They are definitely either way, they're coming
back to l A. They're definitely coming back to LA.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
They'll be coming by himself.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, they'll come back, but maybe they'll bring the Dalai
Lama with them. I don't know, but they'll be back
in LA. They would definitely be back in La.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Hey that that Nicks uh seven and sixty series is
going seven? You know why? Because I was looking up
some old seven and six of history. When I was
going up, there was a guy, I'm one of these
public address came of people. You know, I love those guys.
There was a guy for the sixty called Damn zinc Off.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're very good.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Well that guy Julius, I love that guy. I love
Chancer with the with the Lakers, and I used to
love Ray Clayton with the with the Bows too. So
I'm no.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
But you gotta go, you gotta go. No, if you're
doing public address announcing, you gotta go. Madison Square guard, No,
I agree, I agree with you. How about now, I
you know I do not I'm not a supporter of
the Lakers, but I do know and he does listen
to the show, Lawrence Tanter.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I believe. He says he's the public address announcer for
the Lakers, and a public address Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
He's been doing it since like the eighties, he took
he's a radio guy though he worked he's worked in
the radio business for a long time, and so he
he's listened to the show.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I don't go out there much anymore. But we've had
many conversations. But the guy with the knicks at Madison
Square Garden when Ewing was playing pat track, Ewie so good.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But I gotta asked about this. You know, every gamble
I look up the shout out of favor and man, dude,
they look phenomenal. Still pick, you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I got a code, Jerome. You're doing a monologue here.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
How about you come to the come to the events, Roome,
and you can do your own monologue there. Okay, And
I'm buying you an appetize. I'm not being I'm buying
you a full meal.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Oh that sounds interesting?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I thought, all right, all right, I'm gonna roll out
the red carpet. You get the jerome to show up.
I gotta the only guy in raid. I have to
beg people to show up to the meet and greets.
But no, I think we'll get a good crowd. I
had some people email me they're planning on going out there,
so they kind of get the show and the silent
crowd that does not call in or normally right.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
They're like, I've been listening for a long time.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
I wish I could go, Ben, but my horse and
buggy has been broken.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Well you can, you can go. They have flights.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's hardness hard to get to Charleston. I didn't realize
this until I booked a plane flight because I have
to go to my niece's graduation, so it's not the
easiest place.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
To get to.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
But I will more the way. We'll have a Malard
meet and greet. You'll you'll be at We'll do.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
One somewhere this year. We'll find a place. No, we will,
we'll find it, but we usually do one.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, we went to Andy, the comic book guy's shop,
but he's out of business for now. He'll be back
next year, so we can't go there. So we're gonna
have to find someone.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
What do you mean he's out of business.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Well, he moved his comic book shop to a new location.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Oh yeah, he said it the other night when he
called in So's he's currently not open.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So we can't go back to his shop this year.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Ready, So maybe we can go remember that thing we
did a couple of years ago with the bar, that
kind of setup.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, I know, I'm the one who set it up.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That's why I brought it up, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
You know, well, I give if somebody else wants to
host us, who knows anyway, who cares?
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Major League Baseball headed out fines and suspensions. We didn't
talk about this base brawl that broke out between the
Rays and Brewers on Tuesday night. Abner Ube of the
Brewers suspend six games. You obay, I'm sorry, I've never
heard of him.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You said the wrong name.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Uh Freddy Peralta five games.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I heard him.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
He's a picture. Uh manager Pat Murphy get a two.
It's a two game band. Those are all Brewers college
guy that became and for these. Outfielder Jose Siri gets
a three game suspension for his Actually.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
He likes his name, Siri or not? Considering what's out
there in the marketplace, Adie, thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You think he enjoys that?
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Think he does? Okay?
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Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's now time for time for Henry.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I can hurry wait ask Twitter said, is your questions
on Twitter now? And the way we go it has
asked been your questions are answers for the rest of
the hour. The rest of the hour the reading of
the questions, we go over to the man the fully pulpit.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Over there, Coop dow Loop. Cowboy Killer would like to
know h Cowboy Killer said.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
When eating out, do you wait until everyone gets their
food to start eating?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Or do you do you just eat right away?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
He's yeah, So here's what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
It depends who I'm with. If I'm with my friends,
who cares? What if one more like family or someone
like the in laws. I try to be polite, but
if not, I'm just an absolute caveman, and I just
start eating right away.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What about what about you? Eddie?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I usually wait. I make it act like I'm doing
it for politeness, but I also don't really like my
food hot, so I wait for it to kind of
cool off a little. Their food hot, nobody, I don't.
I don't like it hot.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, so a lot of people have that thought.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
A lot of people.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I care about me very selfish, Lorraine.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
Ah, I taste it with my nose while I wait.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Ben, you enjoy the smell, and you say, a lot
of eating is the smell that you enjoy the meat
you have.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
To eat, you have to taste it with your nose,
for It's just like wine.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I don't know but that I'm not a wine person, Cupolou.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
I do not wait, and and I get angry if
I'm out with people that do wait. It's like stop it.
Eat your food. Yeah, don't wait for me, because my
food's not here. I'm going to enjoy my food when
it gets here. You enjoy your food now, like you know,
it comes out and then just it's supposed to be
eaten fresh, like I'm not gonna wait for you, don't
wait for me.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
It was really it's a restaurant problem. You're supposed to
bring food out at same time, true, true, not supposed
to bring it out one by one. What is next year?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
It's asked, Ben, your questions are answered, Lady Sideburns. Oh
this is big, Lady Sideburns, total babe.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
Yes, I would like to know if you had to
select one part of your body that you would never
be allowed to wash again.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I'll go my my right calf, my right calf.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I think i'd be I'd be okay with not watching that.
What about watching that?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
What about you? Eddie?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Let's go elbow, elbow.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Your elbow gets sweaty.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Though not my elbow.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Maybe no, yours, it's not it's not a bad answer.
That's a better answer than your answer.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No, my cash is a better answer because the calf's lower,
you know, in the elbows. You got to move your
elbow a lot. You smell it more if you're smells
it's lower.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's close to the ground.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Rall are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
This is a really hard one. Yeah, this is really hard.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
I'm gonna go with my pinky finger, Ben. I feel
like it gets the least dirty of most things, man.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It does, trust me. It gets dirty. It gets you
put in place. You never realize it, all right.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
See that's not a bad answer either. I was gonna
go with like, see, I don't know, can you choose
just one finger or because then that likes attached to
your hands, so you'd have to be choosing your hands
like she was cheating.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
See.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
My thought was like, I know it eventually, Like no
matter what you choose, it's gonna suck eventually. But you
go with your feet because then you're washing the rest
of your body and you're gonna have some of those
SuDS like hit your feet on, you know, just from
being rinsed off.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
So it's kind of trying you're trying to cheat.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
Also, well, look, you're not directly washing your feet, but
they're gonna get No.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
I think you would have to put your feet outside
of the bathtub if you were to choose your feet coop.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
I don't know about showers.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
You might have to chop your feet off.
Speaker 9 (34:03):
Because some people count that as washing their feet. They
do not wash their feet. They just let soap and
water run down.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's not washing your feet now, No, it's not. What
is next to? What do we have? It's asked Ben.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
We're doing the unthinking about your questions, all answers fraught
with peril.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What is next year? All right?
Speaker 8 (34:21):
Ferg Dog would like Sergie, do you know how to
play chess?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
How about backgammon? No, I'm a great checkers player.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I my grandfather, one of my grandfathers, try to teach
me how to play chess.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Now, my mom did my dad.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
My dad was really good at chess, and I said
it takes too much patience, so I.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Never did, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yes, I know how to play chess, although I have
not played in a long long time, and I think
when I was younger, I think I did know how
to play backgammon.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
But I don't remember how to play anymore, all right, Lorrain, No.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
I do like chess. I do not practice it. I
do not play it.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
But I used to your show off Hooboloop.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
I like chess as well, and I did it just
recently play in Japan. All right, but I do not
know how to play.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Back in Okay, I'll kick your ascid checkers, though? What
is next year? What do we have?
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Donkey Sausage would like to know, Donkey, what is your
favorite restaurant that's not around anymore?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Uh, I'll tell you there's this. But I was started
out in radio in Burbank.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
We adults.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, Oh my god. I missed that place every time
I drive by there. It was in the lower floor
of a building right across from Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
They had the greatest chicken fingers I've ever had in
my life. I used to hang I was like our cheers.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I used to go out there three or four nights
a week and drink and eat chicken fingers.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And I was like four hundred, five hundred pounds. I
loved it. And they closed and they said they were
going to reopen. They never reopened. I missed dlts, Oh
my god. Eddie, what about you, ed I agree, it
was an amazing place and there were people.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
This is back in the you know, the Seinfeld is
a long time ago, but the cast from these different
TV shows then everyone was watching those shows.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
They would come and hang after and eat the chicken figures.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
What about you, Loreena, I miss hometown buffet, Ben that's
a good answer.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Yeah, well, all the ones I know about.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Have been closed pandemic, right the pandemic they didn't Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
That was it. I think that was their final straw.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
And it's funny because it's like, Okay, when I was
a kid, did was it really good food?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Like if I went back now, would I still be impressed.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'll never know. Quantity over quality.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
But they had like the fresh ham, like you could
get the sliced ham straight off the you know.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Oh oh it was good.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
A friend of mine, speaking buffets and Vegas, said that
they they've started to get rid of the buffets in Vegas.
There's hardly any left in Vegas. I guess everyone's against
the Vegas.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What about you a coople op restaurant?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You missed?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Well?
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Loraina brought up a good point like that I wasn't
even thinking buffets, and that made me think of sue Plantation.
I really liked suit plantation.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I heard there is one.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Sup plantation that has come back out in the Inland Empire.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Some people google. Yeah. Well.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
But then aside from that, the first thing that I
thought of, and I'm pretty sure this was a chain
like I don't think it was, you know, specific to
my hometown, but there was a restaurant called Elephant Bar
and they had the best chicken fingers ever ever, ever, Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Of all time. Yes, but by the way, you're here
it is.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
If you want soup plantation in La here Rancho Cucamonga,
a new soup plantation.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
You're better off driving. Did you pay it? I think
you can get there? Yeah, yeah, exactly quickly quick.
Speaker 8 (37:33):
He wants to know have you ever stayed at an Airbnb?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yes, many times I've stayed at airbnbs. What about you?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
On vacation? Lots of times.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I love airbnbs.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yes, many times, many times.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
We're all Airbnb people. Take that, hotels take that you
hotels
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome, It's our number three, our three. A pro football
themed Malon monologue. Here the original recipe Malard monologue on
the show from this Thursday. So why did Steven Ross,
that's an owner, reject a ten billion dollar offer for
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his Dolphins?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Ten billion?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Also, Colorado quarterback Shedur Sanders, the odds of him being
the number one overall pick in the twenty twenty five
NFL draft are dropping. They're not getting better, they're getting worse.
How come, and we'll go to baseball. Can you explain
why so many fans are furious with Mike Trout's injury
(00:48):
being called a karma injury because he stayed with the Angels.
People very upset complaining about that. We'll get to all
of it and much more right now here it is,
Give it up for our number three. The price of
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And away.
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We're done with the pro bouncy ball for now. The
Clippers a good loss to Dallas last night. Miami a
bad loss to Boston. Miami's a eliminade. Clippers still alive,
a couple of blowouts, Boston has advanced. They'll play the
winner of the Cleveland Orlando series and Dallas all the
pressure now in the Mavericks. They have to win at
(02:18):
home or else they'll be a game seven back in
LA in that series. But our lead this hour from
the Sunshine State, and I read this in my eyes
were like Saucress.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I was like, whoa, wowsers.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So the story is the Dolphins owners, Stephen Ross. I
love how they say he has in quotes, entertained an
offer that would, if accepted, be by far the largest
price tag ever for an American sports franchise.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's insane. I don't know if you saw it or not.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Maybe not, but we are told that Stephen Ross has
turned down an offer of ten billion dollars for the Dolphins,
Holy Dan Marino and Don Shula Batman.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Seems to me that's pretty deep, pretty deep, pretty.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Good if you ask me, ten billion dollars for that
franchise that has been inconsistent.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
To be kind, they have last been a.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Good team consistently forty years ago, and I think you
go back fifty years probably the.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Last time they were really that good.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The deal did include the stadium. If it had been accepted,
it would have also included some f one racist who
cares about that?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All right, So let us discuss the question why. Let's
get to the way, why.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Did Steven Ross reject a ten billion dollar offer to
sell the Dolphins. So I've got ancient Greece, Ferris Wheel,
and spicy margarita, and we will combine all of these
things together, and we are going to make the Nectar
of the Gods is what we're going to make. So,
(04:07):
first of all, owning an NFL team, I have determined,
after a minutes long mall or investigation, owning an NFL
team is hitting the daily double, it's hitting the dem
the double. Because the value only goes up, it never
goes down. There has not been an NFL team that
has sold for less than it was purchased for. Plus,
(04:30):
it's their word. It's a lot of fun. It's a
lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's it's a joy. This is what rich people do.
This is an asset.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Some rich people buy paintings, they buy a Monet, or
they buy a Rembrandt or a Picasso. Others others just
you know, they just kind of work their way through
and they're like, oh, buy a football team or a
basketball team or a baseball team.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But for Stephen Ross, based on.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
All that has been said and some that hasn't been said,
that what I have deciphered is that Stephen Ross, to him,
the Dolphins are like that MasterCard commercial. They're priceless, right,
They're priceless in the game of life. Stephen Ross is
already on bonus time, so good for him. He turns
eighty four in a few days. The average lifespan for
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a man in America is seventy three, so he's already
in eleven year plus territory. Now it is a little
different if you have money, you can afford better medicine,
better doctors, things like that. But Stephen Ross is handling
this team like he's living in ancient Greece. You know,
in ancient Greece, the people would be buried with their
jewelry and their gemstones and all that stuff, and all
(05:43):
the gold and all that. Of course, it's a metaphorical grave.
He's still very much alive, but he's already set up
his daughter with the deed to the Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How lucky is that?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You talk about winning the genetic lottery. Your dad happens
to own the Dolphins, and you inherit the Miami Dolphins.
And Stephen Ross was a real estate developer. That's how
he made his money. A Michigan man, a proud Michigan man,
and he's gonna fork over a ten billion dollar family
business to his daughter. Now, my dad took care of
me when he passed away. He gave me his old
(06:13):
Ham radio set, so I have a nineteen like sixties
Ham radio set.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
If that was my inheritance.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
All right, now page two, Here we pivot to the
next crop. All right, er, go the next wave of
NFL suspects. The body is not even cold, yet the
body is not cold. From the twenty twenty four NFL Draft,
and already we peek ahead to next year. The teams
that are going to suck, the teams that are gonna
(06:41):
go out and blow.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
On the field.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
They're gonna say, who can we get to save the franchise? Right,
They're gonna shoot for the moon and all that. Well,
the name that has been a popular name by popular
people footloose and fancy free would be Dion Sanders' son,
and it appears that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That is waning a little bit now.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
This after Dion Sanders and his son slammed a former
Colorado player for criticizing their football program. Should Dur Sanders
the quarterback saw his value.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Go down, down, down, down down? Right? How low can
you go? Let's do the mumbo or the limbo?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Rather?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
How low can you go? Right? How low can you go?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And so the Colorado quarterback Shdur Sanders the odds of
him being the number one Ohne.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They're drifting a little bit, they're dropping. How come? So
my first thought is, hey, it's a volatile world. It's
like the stock market.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But these future bets and the way that they manipulate
the gambling market on the futures, it's like a ferris wheel.
It goes up, and it goes down, and it goes
all around.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's a fairis wheel weave. You're on the ferris wheel,
and that that's.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
The way it worked, because it just depended on how
much money's coming in.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I don't want to lose money. They don't have too
much liability on one guy.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
If everyone's betting on Shouldar Sanders, they're going to try
to encourage people to bet on somebody else.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
But that social media kerd fluffle between Dion.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Daddy of Shoulder and the quarterback with the former Buffalo player,
to me, that does not rise to the level of
high crimes and misdemeanors. Meaning if Shouldur Sanders goes out
and is an absolute firecracker on the field for Colorado
and backs up his play, they have a better offensive line,
he plays better.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
He's going to be the number one overall pick. It's
not up for debate.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
But if you peek ahead, the gambling market indicates that
right now, it's a three horse race and it's a
photo finish with a lot of time left. And while
Shoulder Sanders is in the three horse race, for the
photo finish. You've got Georgia quarterback Carson Beck and Quinn Yours,
the former Ohio State current Texas quarterback. We're also neck
(08:57):
and neck. They all have the rasma tash all.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Right, final fault, we had tough baseball.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I wasn't planning on talking about this story, but I
got a couple of emails from people who were, well,
they were just bitching.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'll just be honest. I mean they were complaining. They were like,
you gonna attack this guy, can't believe his take? Now,
I was love when.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
People asked me to attack another take, to critique the take,
the presentation of the take, and I just get a
kick out of that, Like I'm the take police.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't care about other people's takes. I don't worry
about them.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
But the fact that this take got so many people upset,
and it's our former morning guy, not Klay Travis stephen
A Smith, who was the morning guy and didn't do
that well when.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He was here, but apparently he's done good things when
he left. But anyway, stephen A.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Smith was baffled by Mike Trout and his injuries. He
was forced to talk about baseball on his fledgling TV
show because he had mad Dog on there, so you
have to talk baseball with mad Dog anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Stephen A. Smith the money quote, I'll give you the
money quote.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He says, half the time as your baseball player, half
the time you're chewing pumpsy and seas. And then he
claimed that Mike Trout's injury was karma. He used to
kword karma for staying with the Angels and not electing
and forcing a trade, right, and so that created a firestorm.
(10:19):
People were hopping mad if I'm getting email, people are
worked up into a ladder. So can you explain why
so many people somebody fans upset with the take that
Mike Trout's injury is a charmatic injury. It's karma because
he stayed with the Angels and did not force a trade.
So the reason this has created the thing of a
(10:42):
jig that it is created is because you've got all
the ingredients for a nice spicy margarita. You've got a firebrand,
blow hard, a know it all Steven A. Smith, Right,
no it all. The next baseball game that he watches
from beginning to end will be the first baseball game
that he watches from beginning.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And that's fine. He doesn't get paid to watch the games.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He gets paid to talk about His producers give him
a copy of the script. They tell him we're gonna
talk about this, that and the other thing. That's all
he has to worry about.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't worry about anything else.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But he doesn't know baseball. But he is a hot
take vending machine. He's a hot take jukebox. And I'll
give him credit for that. But you mix that with
social media, and as we've known for years, the internet
is a magical place full of men, women and children
who are just waiting to be offended by something, even
the most benign thing in the world. So the same
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people that get upset, well, you don't know baseball, you
shouldn't talk about his baseball, then get upset. It's like
when I talk hockey every once in a while, and
I will talk hockey at some point here we'll get
further into the playoffs and I'll talk about hockey, and
then I'll get the you don't know hockey, you shouldn't
talk about hockey. It's the same concert, same morons, right,
same one. But here's the other thing about this. I
(11:57):
always get a kick when I get an email, I
get a little rise out of it when somebody says, oh,
you really got to attack that take, because tell me
you don't understand how the hot take industry works, the industrial.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Complex of the hot take.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It just I mean, you're telling me without telling me,
you don't understand how the industrial complex of the hot
take works.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The dumb dums who send me these messages.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The fact that you're posting nasty things and sending me
email to talk about is to complain. You're posting negative comments.
That is a win for the take. That increases the value,
the currency of the take. You're feeding the monster, you dummy.
If you really want to upset people who do this
(12:46):
for a living, there is one word that you can
can use, and it is the most powerful word. It
gets shows taken off the air, It gets people fired,
It gets all kinds of movement. The word is the
a word and not ask one one thousand and two,
one thousand hall.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The word is apathy. That is it.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
If you show apathy to a take, it's not a
good take. It did not get a reaction. The whole
point of the take is to get a reaction. But
if you have apathy if you have an uncaring attitude,
if you're aloof detached, that is actually poison to the
people that are doing the takes. That's when you know
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Time now for the mall Riddle of the day. And
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Speaker 2 (16:21):
Tiger Woods recently said to help his body recover at
his age, he blanks every day religiously. That is the
Mallard Riddle of the day. Let's see does anyone know
the answer? I'm sure we'll get some very creative answers.
Many of them that will not be able to be
read on the air. Fergog says he fasts twenty four
(16:42):
hours a day.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, that's what I usually end up doing.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Although I ate too much this past weekend for my birthday,
so I think I'm gonna do like a seventy two
hour thing.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I go like three days. I can kind of reset things.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Rod the ambassador of Bakersfield, says practices Buddhism is the answer.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
And he from Lionel Lakes.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
He says he takes his escalade out to the local
cafe every day every day. Donkey Sausage says, a daily colonoscope,
and that's what that sounds pleasant. Late night drug tester
he drinks diet coke with mentos every single day. Calligan
Tim in Michigan says he has chips and guacamole every morning,
(17:26):
every single morning.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Who else do you have? Page down? Page down? Double ow?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Mexican in San Diego says Tiger listens to the Ben
Malor Show every day. Alf the Alien Opiner says, obvious answer,
Ben Tiger Woods drinks pickle juice every day every day.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Who else do you have?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Page down? A beer a day keeps the doctor away
from Jay Dot in Utah? Who does follow that lifestyle?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
So I hear?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Milkman Mike in Colorado says he gets a Perkins pie daily. Wow, Okay,
who else do we have? Page down I forty in
also with a Perkins joke that he eats at Perkins
every day religiously. There's like seven different Perkins jokes here.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Eats a burrito from King Rory. He follows the Doc
Mike Plan for health and wellness from courtesy Flusher involving
the yellow Drink.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Page down? Stuck in Sacramento says Tiger drinks and watches
porn with weed Man Hippie every day. Weed Man is
not called this week. Weed Man Hippy said he was
gonna call every night. Is he back in jail? Can
can someone check to see if weed Man's back in jail?
He said he was gonna call every night. He has
not called once. Yeah, I'm word he's back in jail.
I'm wready got arrested again. Nick in Wisconsin said something
(18:45):
with Boloney is the answer. Tiger visits Denny's every day.
From Cody gives his left hand a workout from Trucker
Joe gotta have a fall guy, Eddie, do you have
an answer the Mallard Riddle of the Day, Tiger Woods said,
to help his body at his age recover.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
He blanks every day religiously.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Listens to Marcelan friends.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh, mar were you on there? Because I think this
last time was Lorraine was supposed to be. That's incorrect, though, Die,
that's a bad job by you.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That is not correct.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And Bill said, picks pieces of a nine iron out
of his face. That is also not correct, but funny.
The correct answer. Tiger Woods said, to help his body
recover with old age and everything that goes into it,
he takes a cold plunge every day religiously to recover
a colder plunge. Does anyone on the show do the
(19:43):
I do not believe in the cold pludge. I'm anti
cold plunge.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I don't need the cold pl I hate being cold.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
One of the biggest things that I despise. Ben.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
That's why she has that blanket or und all the time.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
She's got the bucky blanket.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Boosy is it?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Boy? You call it busy, we call it something else. Yeah,
I don't get that. That just seems like a fad thing.
I would never fall for a fad.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know. I'm not that guy aet you. I do
not fall for that like inter fast. I would never
fall for that kind of stuff at all. Let's go
to the phones and we'll say hello to bring it
home Jerome, who's in Charleston, And will Jerome be at
the Malord meet and greet a week from Friday? I
don't know, Hello, Jerome, were still thinking about it?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
You still thinking about it? Benjamin Mallard, Esquire Limited. Okay,
they're still thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I'm coming to your backyard. What is there to think about?
You just have to show up. You can walk there,
probably from where you live.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Oh hell no, hey, hello, damn what what it's not
There's no way I'm walking to James Allen, Man.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You're not going. Well it is. I don't know how
far away is that. I don't know. I've never been there.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Idea.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I'm checking. I'm checking out how much an uber rit
will cost. You know, I don't have a car. I
own one car, my whole life back in and I
ran it into the ground. You know.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
All right, Well, listen, you come out. I'll buy you
some food if you come out there.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
How about that something to drink too, because I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh now you want Wait a minute, I offered food,
Now you want to drink Wait a minute?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Come come on, you work.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
You're shaking me down, is what you're doing here, Jerome,
You're shaking me down. Man.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Please, Look, you got playing money. You've been You've been
in the game for a long time.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, I've been in the game.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
But there's Hey, Jerome, there's a couple of different kinds
of game. There's the sun up game, in the sundown game.
I've been in the sundown game. It's much different than
the sun up game.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Look, man, you've been in the game a long time,
you're like, you know, I've been looked to the your
show a lot longer than you think, you know, a
lot longer.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
For the other people, because it sounds like Jerome's not
gonna show up for the rest of the people that
might be around that area in Charleston where Jerome is.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's gonna be next Friday, May tenth.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Three o'clock to five o'clock in the afternoon, Mallard meet
and greet. I've never done one of these in South Carolina.
Ever been to South Carolina U and so my father,
I'm saying that I'm doing the plug. I'm trying to
do the plug. It's my father's mustache, is the name.
It's at the James Island. I know, you know, but
(22:21):
the other people might not know. The person listening might
not know. So it's my father's mustache, James Island, and
look it up, just google it. Charleston, South Carolina. There
three to five a week from Friday, I will be
hanging out. Well, we'll have a good time, we'll tell stories.
I'll have to buy your own food and apparently a
drink to get him to show up.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I've ran into a bit of a I've ran into
a good of a problem during the week. Uh seemed
to do with some people trying to transact some business
on my on my debit cards.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
So I had to order a new debacrat because my
bank flagged it and I got to wait on a
new debacard from so get into like next week.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So that's why. Well that's fine, I let's show up
next week, don't. I don't get those.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Outney, I don't walk around mine. I always carry like her.
Use my dad.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You sound like my dad? You sound like my dad.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
My dad the last couple years he would he would
shut off his credit card and then turn it on
right before I use it so nobody would steal.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Do you know how old I am? Then I'm sixty seven,
I'll be right, all right, right, yeah, but I'm a
firey sixty seven though. Hey, I gotta tell you a
copy slo Winner. Put like Shellyn or every Champagne King
or even C. C. Pemiston in the rotation for me, okay,
because I'm like an R and D kind of guy,
(23:40):
and I they're like four voices are underrated. They're like
forces of nature. But I don't know what the hell
happened to the Clippers last night. I watched that, oh
early on, I said, Paul Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul,
George He tonight and Jay tonight.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, you know, you know, you know what it is, Jerome.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Sometimes you are the dog, sometimes you are the hydrant.
It's not over yet, It's not that's a premature celebration.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It is not over yet. It is not over yet.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
And I admit right now, you know the the you're
the the statue, the clippers of the statue, the Mavericks,
or the pigeon. But the Clippers can turn that around.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
They're not coming back to La.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah they will. They are definitely either way, they're coming
back to l A. They're definitely coming back to LA.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
They'll be coming by himself.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, they'll come back, but maybe they'll bring the Dalai
Lama with them. I don't know, but they'll be back
in LA. They would definitely be back in La.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Hey that that Nicks uh seven and sixty series is
going seven? You know why? Because I was looking up
some old seven and six of history. When I was
going up, there was a guy, I'm one of these
public address came of people. You know, I love those guys.
There was a guy for the sixty called Damn zinc Off.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're very good.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Well that guy Julius, I love that guy. I love
Chancer with the with the Lakers, and I used to
love Ray Clayton with the with the Bows too. So
I'm no.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
But you gotta go, you gotta go. No, if you're
doing public address announcing, you gotta go. Madison Square guard, No,
I agree, I agree with you. How about now, I
you know I do not I'm not a supporter of
the Lakers, but I do know and he does listen
to the show, Lawrence Tanter.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I believe. He says he's the public address announcer for
the Lakers, and a public address Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
He's been doing it since like the eighties, he took
he's a radio guy though he worked he's worked in
the radio business for a long time, and so he
he's listened to the show.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I don't go out there much anymore. But we've had
many conversations. But the guy with the knicks at Madison
Square Garden when Ewing was playing pat track, Ewie so good.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But I gotta asked about this. You know, every gamble
I look up the shout out of favor and man, dude,
they look phenomenal. Still pick, you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I got a code, Jerome. You're doing a monologue here.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
How about you come to the come to the events, Roome,
and you can do your own monologue there. Okay, And
I'm buying you an appetize. I'm not being I'm buying
you a full meal.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Oh that sounds interesting?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I thought, all right, all right, I'm gonna roll out
the red carpet. You get the jerome to show up.
I gotta the only guy in raid. I have to
beg people to show up to the meet and greets.
But no, I think we'll get a good crowd. I
had some people email me they're planning on going out there,
so they kind of get the show and the silent
crowd that does not call in or normally right.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
They're like, I've been listening for a long time.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
I wish I could go, Ben, but my horse and
buggy has been broken.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Well you can, you can go. They have flights.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's hardness hard to get to Charleston. I didn't realize
this until I booked a plane flight because I have
to go to my niece's graduation, so it's not the
easiest place.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
To get to.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
But I will more the way. We'll have a Malard
meet and greet. You'll you'll be at We'll do.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
One somewhere this year. We'll find a place. No, we will,
we'll find it, but we usually do one.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, we went to Andy, the comic book guy's shop,
but he's out of business for now. He'll be back
next year, so we can't go there. So we're gonna
have to find someone.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
What do you mean he's out of business.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Well, he moved his comic book shop to a new location.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Oh yeah, he said it the other night when he
called in So's he's currently not open.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So we can't go back to his shop this year.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Ready, So maybe we can go remember that thing we
did a couple of years ago with the bar, that
kind of setup.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, I know, I'm the one who set it up.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That's why I brought it up, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
You know, well, I give if somebody else wants to
host us, who knows anyway, who cares?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
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Speaker 3 (27:53):
Major League Baseball headed out fines and suspensions. We didn't
talk about this base brawl that broke out between the
Rays and Brewers on Tuesday night. Abner Ube of the
Brewers suspend six games. You obay, I'm sorry, I've never
heard of him.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You said the wrong name.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Uh Freddy Peralta five games.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I heard him.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
He's a picture. Uh manager Pat Murphy get a two.
It's a two game band. Those are all Brewers college
guy that became and for these. Outfielder Jose Siri gets
a three game suspension for his Actually.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
He likes his name, Siri or not? Considering what's out
there in the marketplace, Adie, thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You think he enjoys that?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Think he does? Okay?
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I don't know if you know about this. It's a
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I just realized that we haven't done. We got rid
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Speaker 1 (30:40):
Over there, Coop dow Loop. Cowboy Killer would like to
know h Cowboy Killer said.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
When eating out, do you wait until everyone gets their
food to start eating?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Or do you do you just eat right away?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
He's yeah, So here's what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
It depends who I'm with. If I'm with my friends,
who cares? What if one more like family or someone
like the in laws. I try to be polite, but
if not, I'm just an absolute caveman, and I just
start eating right away.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What about what about you? Eddie?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I usually wait. I make it act like I'm doing
it for politeness, but I also don't really like my
food hot, so I wait for it to kind of
cool off a little. Their food hot, nobody, I don't.
I don't like it hot.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, so a lot of people have that thought.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
A lot of people.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I care about me very selfish, Lorraine.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
Ah, I taste it with my nose while I wait.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Ben, you enjoy the smell, and you say, a lot
of eating is the smell that you enjoy the meat
you have.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
To eat, you have to taste it with your nose,
for It's just like wine.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I don't know but that I'm not a wine person, Cupolou.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
I do not wait, and and I get angry if
I'm out with people that do wait. It's like stop it.
Eat your food. Yeah, don't wait for me, because my
food's not here. I'm going to enjoy my food when
it gets here. You enjoy your food now, like you know,
it comes out and then just it's supposed to be
eaten fresh, like I'm not gonna wait for you, don't
wait for me.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
It was really it's a restaurant problem. You're supposed to
bring food out at same time, true, true, not supposed
to bring it out one by one. What is next year?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
It's asked, Ben, your questions are answered, Lady Sideburns. Oh
this is big, Lady Sideburns, total babe.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
Yes, I would like to know if you had to
select one part of your body that you would never
be allowed to wash again.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I'll go my my right calf, my right calf.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I think i'd be I'd be okay with not watching that.
What about watching that?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
What about you? Eddie?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Let's go elbow, elbow.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Your elbow gets sweaty.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Though not my elbow.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Maybe no, yours, it's not it's not a bad answer.
That's a better answer than your answer.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No, my cash is a better answer because the calf's lower,
you know, in the elbows. You got to move your
elbow a lot. You smell it more if you're smells
it's lower.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's close to the ground.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Rall are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
This is a really hard one. Yeah, this is really hard.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
I'm gonna go with my pinky finger, Ben. I feel
like it gets the least dirty of most things, man.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It does, trust me. It gets dirty. It gets you
put in place. You never realize it, all right.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
See that's not a bad answer either. I was gonna
go with like, see, I don't know, can you choose
just one finger or because then that likes attached to
your hands, so you'd have to be choosing your hands
like she was cheating.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
See.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
My thought was like, I know it eventually, Like no
matter what you choose, it's gonna suck eventually. But you
go with your feet because then you're washing the rest
of your body and you're gonna have some of those
SuDS like hit your feet on, you know, just from
being rinsed off.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
So it's kind of trying you're trying to cheat.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
Also, well, look, you're not directly washing your feet, but
they're gonna get No.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
I think you would have to put your feet outside
of the bathtub if you were to choose your feet coop.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
I don't know about showers.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
You might have to chop your feet off.
Speaker 9 (34:03):
Because some people count that as washing their feet. They
do not wash their feet. They just let soap and
water run down.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's not washing your feet now, No, it's not. What
is next to? What do we have? It's asked Ben.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
We're doing the unthinking about your questions, all answers fraught
with peril.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What is next year? All right?
Speaker 8 (34:21):
Ferg Dog would like Sergie, do you know how to
play chess?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
How about backgammon? No, I'm a great checkers player.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I my grandfather, one of my grandfathers, try to teach
me how to play chess.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Now, my mom did my dad.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
My dad was really good at chess, and I said
it takes too much patience, so I.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Never did, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yes, I know how to play chess, although I have
not played in a long long time, and I think
when I was younger, I think I did know how
to play backgammon.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
But I don't remember how to play anymore, all right, Lorrain, No.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
I do like chess. I do not practice it. I
do not play it.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
But I used to your show off Hooboloop.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
I like chess as well, and I did it just
recently play in Japan. All right, but I do not
know how to play.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Back in Okay, I'll kick your ascid checkers, though? What
is next year? What do we have?
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Donkey Sausage would like to know, Donkey, what is your
favorite restaurant that's not around anymore?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Uh, I'll tell you there's this. But I was started
out in radio in Burbank.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
We adults.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, Oh my god. I missed that place every time
I drive by there. It was in the lower floor
of a building right across from Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
They had the greatest chicken fingers I've ever had in
my life. I used to hang I was like our cheers.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I used to go out there three or four nights
a week and drink and eat chicken fingers.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And I was like four hundred, five hundred pounds. I
loved it. And they closed and they said they were
going to reopen. They never reopened. I missed dlts, Oh
my god. Eddie, what about you, ed I agree, it
was an amazing place and there were people.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
This is back in the you know, the Seinfeld is
a long time ago, but the cast from these different
TV shows then everyone was watching those shows.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
They would come and hang after and eat the chicken figures.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
What about you, Loreena, I miss hometown buffet, Ben that's
a good answer.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Yeah, well, all the ones I know about.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Have been closed pandemic, right the pandemic they didn't Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
That was it. I think that was their final straw.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
And it's funny because it's like, Okay, when I was
a kid, did was it really good food?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Like if I went back now, would I still be impressed.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'll never know. Quantity over quality.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
But they had like the fresh ham, like you could
get the sliced ham straight off the you know.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Oh oh it was good.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
A friend of mine, speaking buffets and Vegas, said that
they they've started to get rid of the buffets in Vegas.
There's hardly any left in Vegas. I guess everyone's against
the Vegas.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What about you a coople op restaurant?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You missed?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Well?
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Loraina brought up a good point like that I wasn't
even thinking buffets, and that made me think of sue Plantation.
I really liked suit plantation.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I heard there is one.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Sup plantation that has come back out in the Inland Empire.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Some people google. Yeah. Well.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
But then aside from that, the first thing that I
thought of, and I'm pretty sure this was a chain
like I don't think it was, you know, specific to
my hometown, but there was a restaurant called Elephant Bar
and they had the best chicken fingers ever ever, ever, Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Of all time. Yes, but by the way, you're here
it is.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
If you want soup plantation in La here Rancho Cucamonga,
a new soup plantation.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
You're better off driving. Did you pay it? I think
you can get there? Yeah, yeah, exactly quickly quick.
Speaker 8 (37:33):
He wants to know have you ever stayed at an Airbnb?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yes, many times I've stayed at airbnbs. What about you?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
On vacation? Lots of times.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I love airbnbs.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yes, many times, many times.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
We're all Airbnb people. Take that, hotels take that you
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