FULL SHOW: The Day Fish Was Microwaved

Yes, it’s as disgusting as it sounds. Someone microwaved fish in our offices! With that we debate the does and don’ts of this office etiquette. Plus, our very own Smiling Steven got stood up on a date, we discuss “cloaking”, and we discuss some crazy wedding stories.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
One of the most listened to your top Fortay morning
radio shows in the country. Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show.
You're a very, very funny guy.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I've been listening here in New York for a long time.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Say hello to Elvis n This is Elvis drain in
the Morning Show. Smiling. Stephen's on the line.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hey Steven, Hey Alvis, Hey guys, Hey there.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Annie, so smiling. Stephen is our Q oneoh two Philadelphia producer,
and he's an old friend of ours and he's just
the best guy. But I heard a story about your
love life. Is it okay to talk about this on
the air, of course? Well, no, no hesitation. What's so
you met someone and you planned a date. How did
you meet this guy?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Hinge hinge?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, all right, And you said meet me at a
certain place at a certain time or did he say.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
That he proposed seven o'clock Sunday night, meet me at
a bar. So I get there seven o'clock Sunday night,
thirty minutes away, get there and he's not there. So
I kind of wait by the door, text him say hey,
you know, got you know? Are you on your way?
Don't hear anything? Five minutes later, I'm like, you know what,
I'm going to get a table. I'll get a drink,

(01:06):
you know, no worries. So I'm like, I'm by the table.
You know, you'll be able to see me. Like I'm
right by the door.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, Steven, So how many texts in are you at
this point? Saying? Hey, yo, here's what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Three or four?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay? What and what time is it? Past seven o'clock?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Seven ten, seven fifteen? At this point, I'm like, every
five minutes, I'm kind of hey, you know, I just
ordered something, you know, can't wait to see you. And
then like seven twenty kind of rolls around and I'm like, uh,
are you there? Still haven't heard anything?

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Totally silent.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, So how many texts are you in at seven twenty?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
I would say six At this point, you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Know, you know, your iPhone's starting to smell like desperation
at this.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I know, but I'm also kind of like I've already
made the trick all the way out here, like I
don't want to just being here by myself, like I
could have done other things on a Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, So at this point you're looking around, how many
people in the bar.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
It's crowded, and the worst thing is there's people waiting
for seats. So there I am sitting at a table
by myself with the menu and there's all these people like,
why isn't he ordering anything?

Speaker 7 (02:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, so now, okay, what time is it?

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Bring me up to date.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
It is seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, so thirty minutes late. Not only is he not there,
he hasn't replied to one text.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, he hasn't replied to anything. So at this point
I turned to the waitress and I'm like, I think
I'm being stood up. And she turns to me and
she's like, well, you know, hopefully tomorrow will be a
better day and.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Get back on that horse and ride exactly all right.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
And so she she comes by and she's like, well,
do you want to order anything? And at this point
it's like, you know what, I'm not hungry. I'd rather
just kind of go home and you know, eat pizza
or something. So she's like, don't worry about the drink,
it's on the house. She felt so bad.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You got a pittycock taisk Yeah exactly, all right, Well
so did you okay, so what time did you leave?
He was supposed to meet you at seven, and you walked.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Out the door at seven thirty five.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, So the question is how long is appropriate to
wait for your date, even if you haven't and even
if even heard from them, you're like, they're totally I mean,
it is so scooby doo, you've been ghosted. I mean,
so you walked out. How'd you feel walking out?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
A little bit of like I felt like this is
something that only happens in the movies. I honestly felt
like I took it in stride. I felt like this
is like something off my bucket list, Like getting shut
up is like something I can now say I have experienced. Okay,
and I'm trying to take it all in stride. And
it was like, you know what, it's a good warning
sign if this is how he's going to be, like
state like, Lord knows what he's going.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
To be like, and do not go out with him
if he text you and says sorry one another chance.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
Ah oh oh, no, opposite, you set up that date
and then stand him up.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Sisterly advice from God Danielle one says, do not date him,
says call him out on the day. Okay. So Uh, subsequently,
what happened? Did did you ever hear from him?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yes, he texts me like an hour later when I'm
back home, and he's like, hey, I'm sorry, I really
wanted to you know, I was looking forward to our
date Tony, he said, t O n I. So I
thought maybe he just like forgot to put the night
on part of like Tony. And then he decides to
dig his grave a little deeper by saying, oops, I
called you Tony. That's not your name. And so I

(04:46):
literally just kind of did not respond to him so
and didn't give an excuse, didn't give anything.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
He went home.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Here to satisfy morning. Right. Well, you know you said
it yourself. You probably figured him out early. And I
have another Stephen get the best with Wendy's new cinnabon.
How are you so? Hello, lady? So Stephen, you got
stood up last night on a date I did.

Speaker 10 (05:22):
Well, it wasn't necessarily a date this guy and now
were I just got broken up with a week and
a half ago and we were together for five years
and I was supposed to hang out with this guy
just to catch up. I hadn't seen him in like
six months, and uh got all the way to his
place about twenty minutes away, and the texted him said
I'm here. Didn't even come come down and open up

(05:43):
the door.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
God, it just doesn't pay to be again.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Steven identified the problem.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, gotta change. Did you ever hear from him? Did
he ever say, oh, sorry, I was asleep or what?
What was it?

Speaker 7 (05:58):
No?

Speaker 10 (05:59):
No, I should have I should have called you guys sooner,
because I was debating whether or not I should text
them this morning and be like, hey, when the hell happened?
Or should I just leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's it's his move, you know. And by the way, hey,
you know what. Life is too short and too precious
into and it's worth it too much for you to
like let someone take advantage of you like they had
their chance and they move on, you know, Steven, you
deserve better, And thank you for listening to a Steven
Steven number two of course every day.

Speaker 10 (06:29):
Thank you, Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And smiling Stephen, you know what, move on and I'm
assuming you've moved on.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
He's a thing. It's a first date. You're supposed to
be excited about a first date and the possibilities not
fall asleep on the.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Couch no, No, well, joke's on him. I'm going on
a date tonight.

Speaker 11 (06:46):
So yeah, I fear that something else happened.

Speaker 12 (06:50):
Smiling Stephen.

Speaker 11 (06:52):
I think this guy might have shown up, seen you,
and then dipped.

Speaker 13 (06:56):
Yeah, he probably like, okay, not my type.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Adorable, very adorable, then be nice, looks Steve or Stephen
is the best and he saw him on the app right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
It's not like it's not a surprise.

Speaker 14 (07:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Hey, you know there are people out there that set
up dates and never show up. That's that's kind of
like their sport.

Speaker 12 (07:19):
Evil.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
But anyway, so yeah, we moved on beyond that guy. Done.
All right, So you go out on your date tonight,
and God, he better show.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Up otherwise I'll give you another call.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's true, all right, Stephen, best of luck to you.
I love you. So oh he's the best. Yeah, I
love him now. He's a total catch. So okay, question,
what is the proper amount of time to wait for someone?
I'm telling you I would probably wait. I don't know.
It depends on what they look like.

Speaker 15 (07:47):
Cool.

Speaker 9 (07:47):
So I feel like in twenty twenty, there are so
many ways to communicate with somebody that if you haven't
talked to them before you leave and made sure they're
going to be there on time. I wouldn't even leave. Yeah, yeah,
we have a date. It's and hey, I'm on the
way and you don't write back, and I'm not going okay.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
But what if you get there and how long do
you wait?

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Ten minutes with out of text back? Yeah, in ten minutes.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Yea, because you could say, hey, running late, I'm with yeah,
just wait for me.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
See. The thing is you're also I mean, we have track.
There are circumstances. I don't know why you can't text back,
because that's that's the that's the key. I don't I'm
going to give it thirty. Is that too much? That's perfect?

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Thirty, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Gandhi's shaking her head. She's like, no, I.

Speaker 9 (08:27):
Am very intolerant about this kind of stuff and you
should be. Yeah, ten minutes and I'm out, all right?

Speaker 8 (08:33):
But if I with you elvis It really does depend
on what they look like. This shallow, but if it's
thinks somewhere really hot that I've been wanting to go
out for a while, I might wait a little longer.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Give them, Gandhi. If they're hot, give the thirteen minutes.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
All right, just mogue, it's thirteen minutes.

Speaker 16 (08:54):
Wait an hour, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I was reading this in my notes this morning, and
I Scott Melancholy, all of a sudden, I'm about to
suggest something to you, and I want you to think
about it. And if you had one of these growing up,
You're immediately going to go into a space that I'm
going to put you in. Are you ready? Okay?

Speaker 17 (09:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do you still think about your childhood dog?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Huh.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
I didn't have a dog, but I had a bird
and I loved him so much. Chummy was the greatest
little friend ever. He would sit on my shoulder and
go everywhere with me. He was wonderful.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I think if smudge Pot, Smudgepot was our dog.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
That's such a cute name.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
What about you frog? You immediately went, oh I did.

Speaker 18 (09:47):
I had a Cocker Spaniel growing up. His name was Alex.
And the reason his name was Alex you realize things
when you get older. He was named after the dog
from Stros the beer commercial. I think my dad had
a drinking problem when I was a young kid. We
had so we got a dog after a beer commercial.
That his name was Alex.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
He was a Congress Spaniel. Yeah. Yeah, so Nate, what
about you? You didn't grow up the dogs.

Speaker 19 (10:09):
No, I think of all the times I was in
the hospital when I encountered a dog.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I think you're highly allergic. Yeah. I think of all
the inhalers that I cradled as a.

Speaker 19 (10:17):
Child, all the medications that gave me the runs.

Speaker 9 (10:21):
Whatever, room down.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, what a nice fuzzy normanz all the injections in
my arm. Now, Scary wasn't allowed to have a pet
because his mother lied to him and said she was
allergic to cats.

Speaker 11 (10:33):
Oh my entire childhood, everything I know is wrong because
we always wanted a cat or a kitten or something,
and she was like, no, I'm allergic.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
You know, I sneeze.

Speaker 11 (10:41):
She used to fake sneeze when we used to go
over at the friend's house that had the cat, just
to show that she was allergic.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
She would love her. She would fake sneeze.

Speaker 13 (10:51):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I can't get you a cat. It does to mommy.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
We had so many pets going up, and we had
two dogs. The one dog was named Snuffalop I guess,
and he was awesome. Then we had another dog named Lady,
and Lady bit me, so I don't miss Lady so
much school Lady.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well, yeah, but you think about your childhood pet. You know,
you grew up maybe with you grew up as the
pet grew up and got older than one day you
lost your childhood pet, and it brings back these feelings.
It's this, It's one room in your heart that you know.
You open that door and you walk in there. Everyone's
long when you think about your very first a pet.
Oh yeah, pretty crazy. Sorry, I just wanted to take

(11:32):
you there.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
And now I'm thinking about when I lost Chummy and
that was terrible.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Too, Sorry about that.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
Yeah. I was at a sleepover. My mom showed up
and he was in a box because the woman who's well,
the girl whose house I slept over, her mom like
ran the Wildlife Federation. So overnight, while I was sleeping there,
Chummy died and my mom brought him to her to
try and see what happened. But that's how I found
out Chummy died.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Wow, that's sad. I know, what do you have a
Nate talk to Patrick on twenty four Oh Hi Patrick,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I actually am in a very unique perspective because I
still have my childhood pet.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
You do, what kind of pet is it?

Speaker 20 (12:08):
I got?

Speaker 6 (12:10):
It was a Readier slider turtle I got from my
eighth birthday. And he is still alive.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Oh yeah, so how old is he now?

Speaker 21 (12:17):
He's twenty eight.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
I'm thirty six years old.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Oh so incredible to be like a hundred Right, You're
gonna have to will him to someone else. Maybe I wish.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I wish puppies would live to be one hundred and
fifty years old.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Great, yeah, my uh we actually brought my moved in
with my girlfriend in Massapequa actually, and she is like, wow,
I can't believe I just inherited a turtle.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I know that turtle has history, that turtle has miled,
that turtle has watched you grow up.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Cool so that turtles can legally rent a car?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh wow, I don't want to be behind that turtle
driving This guy appear drives like a turtle. Wait, that's
a turtle. Turtle's driving a car. All right, Well, Patrick,
what a great story, and you have a great day.
You do that, you take care, bye bye. I love
that my childhood pet is still with me. I would
do anything if our pets lived longer anything at all.

(13:09):
I talk to Maggie on twenty three. You've got great
stuff going on today, Nate. Hi, Maggie, Hi, Elba.

Speaker 22 (13:17):
We're doing?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
How are we doing? Are we okay? I think we're okay?
What's going on, Maggie?

Speaker 17 (13:22):
Okay? So Nate called me because I texted in about
how I often think about my one eared lop bunny.
She had one ear. That's a different story, but my
grandma Actually, no, no, no, I want to hear back up.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I want to hear this story. How did your rabbit
lose an ear?

Speaker 20 (13:38):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (13:39):
So I so she was a lop eared bunny. So
they have like the floppy ears, right, and so one
all of a sudden, one day I go to her
cage and the one ear was like crusty, as if
something was like wet, and then it dried right, and
so I was like, oh my goodness. So then I
made my brother take her back to where we got her,
and I said, go find out what's wrong on the ear.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Her.

Speaker 17 (14:00):
Well, the guy said, oh, it's the ear died. It
must have gotten gought in the cage.

Speaker 23 (14:05):
It died.

Speaker 17 (14:06):
And if you don't get it amputated it'll crinkle off
like a potato chip.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Okay, hold on, I don't mean to last, but.

Speaker 15 (14:17):
It's all right.

Speaker 17 (14:18):
When I was in seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Right now, So you had an ear act to me
for the for the rabbit. Okay, so tell us where
where were we talking about earlier? Something else? But go ahead,
tell us more?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (14:31):
So so then so then her? So she had one
ear right, But she was a troubled bunny.

Speaker 24 (14:34):
But she was adorable.

Speaker 17 (14:36):
But she was also morbidly obese. And you want to
know the reason why is because she liked these yogurt
drop treats, which I now know are not good for rabbits.
But she liked these yogurt drop treats. And every time
my grandmother would go down to the basement to do laundry,
she would give her a treat. And you only supposed
to give them like one once in a while. So
my rabbit was over fed by my grandmother, and then

(14:57):
she wound up having a stomach condition and she passed
a It was awful.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh no, this poor rabbit. See, I'm sorry I brought
that memory back for you. I feel awful.

Speaker 17 (15:08):
It's all right, listen, I you know it's it's I'm
going to get a new rabbit soon.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, good, don't let grandmother near your rabbit.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
I know.

Speaker 25 (15:17):
Well.

Speaker 17 (15:18):
The thing is, my sister brings her dog over and
she always gives the dog treats. I'm like, you got
to stay away from her.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, bad, bad. Well, look I hope you have a
two eared bunny this time. You deserve. You deserve both ears.

Speaker 17 (15:30):
Thank you, Elvis, Maggie.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I love talking to you. Have a beautiful today. I'll
never eat a potato chip ever.

Speaker 15 (15:35):
Yet was awful?

Speaker 22 (15:37):
Right?

Speaker 17 (15:37):
I couldn't believe that description.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I love it. All right, Maggie, you have a great day.
I love you too. So there I get there. I
go bringing up bringing past pet experiences. I'm sorry, what
a bad idea.

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Speaker 1 (16:30):
All right, so what do you want to talk about?
Do you want to talk about how Gandhi's bed broke
because your boyfriend was in town and they they banged
it up.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
Oh yeah, I feel like that's the story. Nailed it,
Yes you did.

Speaker 27 (16:44):
So.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Look we got of bad breaks.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
Okay. So when I moved into the apartment and they
set up the bed frame, they did it a little janky,
So I'm gonna start there.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I think you're full of CROs Okay, Okay, I'll give
you the benefit of the day.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
It started there, and then every time he comes over,
it gets progressively worse, and this thing is now broken
like it's it's the bottom. The support part is just
you roll into the center because it broke. So I
got a new bed frame and he put it together,
and he put it all by himself. He did it
when I was gone, which I appreciate it. I actually
think it's super sexy when people are handy. However, while

(17:17):
he was flipping my mattress over and doing all kinds
of stuff. He found something and he won't believe me
that it is not mine.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, we have several stories going here. Yes, first story
is you and your boyfriend broke your bed. Let's just
call it what it is. And secondly, he found something underneath. Yes, OK,
we get what did he find underneath?

Speaker 9 (17:36):
He found a toy, a toy toy that was gifted
to us from one of these companies that comes through
and gives us all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Why was it under your bed?

Speaker 8 (17:45):
Yeah, because it was.

Speaker 9 (17:45):
In a bag full of stuff to give away to
other people.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Whoah, I bring those dicks home with me.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
I bring everything home with me.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
So it's under your bed. I find it suspicious. It's
under your bed, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
So we put it on top of this bear on
my bed, and he sent me a picture and he's like,
this is how you really broke the bed. I know it.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You can't break a bed with a vibrator, No, but
you can break it with a boy. You can't vibrate
a bed to smither y. Yeah, so he broke the bed. Yeah,
it's his fault or yours or you know whoever.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
Bed frame broken because of him, not me.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
But then while he's fixing the bed frame. He finds
your toy. Yes, it's your toy. Was it unwrapped?

Speaker 15 (18:22):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (18:22):
Yeah, I think so?

Speaker 16 (18:23):
Why was it way?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Way?

Speaker 13 (18:24):
Way? Way?

Speaker 8 (18:26):
Brought it home for other people? What other people are
you giving an unwrapped vibrator to?

Speaker 9 (18:30):
I mean, I guess I never thought about that part,
but when I got it, it was unwrapped. So I just
not always gifted to someone else.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
So it gives me. It gets me to think it like,
what have you broken? Not body parts, but like furniture
wise while having sex?

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Oh, I bet there's so many things that have broken.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, well I know that coach to boy. Josh and
I have something at common. It wasn't furniture. He told
me a story once where he was with someone in Josh,
come here for a second. I want to let him
tell the story. Okay, because it's happened to me too,
but not in the same restaurant a restroom.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
But you're not you're really not interested in people with
broken body parts too. Yeah, No, let's talk about okay.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Surfaces high coast. Wow, is okay to talk about this?
What am I walking in? Do you remember the remember
that restaurant? Ivy's the little bathroom. So you you were
with a girl in one of those little bathrooms at
Ivy's down the street, the restaurant used to go to
all the time, and you actually were doing it on
the sink, and what happened.

Speaker 28 (19:25):
Right, I sat in the sink and it fell off
the wall exactly.

Speaker 12 (19:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, so he told me that story. This happened to
me too at a place, not that same place, but yeah,
the sak came off the wall.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Those sinks are not very dirty, no, for.

Speaker 18 (19:42):
You to put your ass on then for you to
wash your hands in.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Not even not even thinking about it. I mean, that's
not even a thought.

Speaker 28 (19:49):
Yeah, And I was like, I just leaned up against
it and it was in the silver, like this metal thing,
and it came down and water went everywhere. I ran
to the bar, closed out out and got the hell
out of there quickly.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
They've since gone out of business. And it happened to
me in another place, and there wasn't there wasn't really
a water problem because I turned the thing off. But yeah,
sometimes you you know, you're sitting on the sink in
a restaurant or a bar in my case, and.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
It falls off the wall, right, Sometimes and.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Then then Gandhi breaks the bed, break your bed. We're
a violent, violent shot.

Speaker 9 (20:23):
Sunday fun day before it was broken, did you have
a good time?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It was a great sunday.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
It was a yeah, yeah, before I broke my bed,
best time.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Whatever thing. You broke a bead, you know what. You
can replace a sink, you can replace a bed, you
can absolutely. Come on, Daniel, I've.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
Never we've never broken anything.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Then you know the day is young and get into
this adventure.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hop on a piece of furniture that looks like it's
on his last legs. It's a good thing.

Speaker 18 (20:48):
Nate didn't break anything when he was doing it by
your microphone on your control board.

Speaker 13 (20:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
Yea.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
The buddy of mine died the hood of his CenTra.
He was in the woods with his girlfriend, and you
were doing it.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
On the doing someone on us CenTra the Wow, good
morning Catherine, Hi, well Catherine. Then welcome to the show.
And then so Catherine has a history of breaking beds.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I do.

Speaker 29 (21:16):
In college, I broke my bed multiple times with my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Wow. Now it was just just a cheaply constructed bed
or was it just you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 29 (21:28):
Yeah, it was a pretty cheap bed. Didn't pay too
much for it. And uh, I'm not very good at
building bed frame, so I probably built it the wrong
way I know.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
But you know, a bed should be able to withstand
some sort of force. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
For college bed, you get a che.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
But you got you broke it twice twice.

Speaker 29 (21:53):
Yeah, my boyfriend fixed it the first time, and then
the second time it broke for good and we were
not able to fix it. So we just threw out
the bed frame and we were sleeping on the mattress
on the floor.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah. You know you can't break an air mattress. Let's
use just a poke a hole in it, all right, Catherine,
thank you. I'm oh my gosh, I'm getting all these visuals.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (22:15):
Yeah, I love these visuals.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Wait, hold on, hey, Cassie.

Speaker 24 (22:19):
Hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
So you were doing it on your new dryer as
in washer dryer. Ye, what happened?

Speaker 30 (22:28):
I don't I'm not too sure. I was on top
of it, and when when we were done, I noticed
the dent in the top of it.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Somehow you did a steel drying.

Speaker 30 (22:41):
You're good to get the dent out, but it's still there,
so I'll forever remember it.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I know every time you dry your clothes, you're taking
back to that time.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
It's a personality, right right?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
How many loads? I'm sorry? Thank you, Cassie. You can
hang up on me. I don't blame you. Hi, Chris
ih So it wasn't furnished, broke you broke your glasses?
How did you break your glasses while doing it?

Speaker 31 (23:14):
So?

Speaker 32 (23:15):
I have had a date with a crush. I had
had a year's long crush on this girl, and I
had an eye appointment that day. I had my Oakley glasses.

Speaker 25 (23:23):
I was really exciting.

Speaker 31 (23:24):
I actually see right.

Speaker 32 (23:26):
I get over there and I put them down, said,
be sure not to break these, please, I can't see.
She knocks them in the floor. She gets out of
bed because she got clean up. She steps on them
and I didn't even look at him. She goes like,
you should probably just go ahead and leave.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, let me ask you a question. Was it worth it?

Speaker 32 (23:53):
I went back the next night and we broke the
flats and the bed support.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I love I love our listeners. I love everyone on
our show. We're very violent. We're very violent.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Yeah, I like to think passionate, engaged.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes, by the way, I.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
Know we're not talking about going to the hospital from Sex,
but there is that show on TLC Sex sent Me
to the e r y. It's very good.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
There's always a penile fracture.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yes, those are great and I love that show. But
I think they should have a show about broken furniture. Yeah,
they just show furniture out by the by the street.
I broke my desk waiting for someone to go pick
it up and take it away.

Speaker 26 (24:29):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis ter
Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I'm gonna have let's do a segment called let me
speak to the manager, and if you want to complain
about something you hear on the show, come to me
and let let's let's talk it out like you.

Speaker 18 (24:57):
Well, every can every listener be either Karen or Carl
or whether you want Karen and ke.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh okay, sometimes you got to speak to the manager.
I will be the manager and we'll see what happens.
But I love people they go on line They're like,
I'm so offended. I'm going to talk to your superior. Okay, okay,
I don't think we have one, but go find one. Okay,
all right, you know there is a big complaint by
the way, a lot of people listen to us on demand,
you know, Elvis string Morning Show on demand. We don't

(25:25):
play music there. And the reason why people don't like this,
but it's true, it's because of licensing. We would have
to pay a buttload of money if every time you
played a song on the Elvis Dran Show on demand channel.
So there you go.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
Oh I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Oh wait, I have someone named Karen who wants to
speak to the manager line too. Let's go talk to Karen. Hey, Karen,
how are you good morning? Welcome to letting me speak
to the manager. This is Elvis drand the manager speaking.

Speaker 33 (25:54):
Yes, Manager, Elvis Duran say that I love your show
and your whole team. And when you first came on
in Vermont, I wasn't sure if I was going to
like it or not because I'd never had a syndicated
show to listen to in the morning, and I didn't
know how that was going to work without local people

(26:15):
telling me what was going on locally. But all of
you are so hilarious. You have such a great dynamic
and your non judgmental and I just love everything. I
would say prior to today, my only complaint would be
that I could never get through when I call and

(26:36):
I said a little prayer, and.

Speaker 34 (26:38):
Here we are.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
See the power of prayers. It's very real. But wait, Karen,
hold on then, by the way, very sweet what you
just said. It wore our hearts. But there's got to
be a complaint.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
We need a complaint here, come on something, Come.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
On, by the way, we're syndicated. I didn't know we're
I don't even know where we are Vermont. We're on
in Vermont. Did you know we're on in Toronto?

Speaker 33 (27:06):
I did because I listened to you. Yes I did.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Did you know? I know we're on in Miami, We're
on in Des Moines. We're give me the list of stations. Wrong, go.

Speaker 12 (27:22):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, Richmond, We're on everywhere. Well look, I'm glad you're
listening to us, and thanks for listening. I wish you
had a complaint. We're going to find a complaint. We'll
get one on for you soon, Karen. I promise, it's
great hearing from you. Even though we don't have a complaint.

Speaker 9 (27:37):
Still have no I know what a bummer, uh.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Mister manager. The question is I heart is a million
dollar corporation. Why are you always scrounging to put money
in the free money photo.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 8 (27:51):
If you guys have no idea that Elvis actually Venmo
Scottie bet whatever we give away, I know.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Here's another, uh, another complaint to the manager. I have
a complaint. You don't have a fart and vomit talk.
I'm a nurse and I need more.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
I told you all right.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Now the complaints you're coming out. Turn that off, got it?
I wanted more. I was giving her what she want. Sorry,
let's go to the line seventeen. Rachel, Yes, Rachel, let
me speak to the manager. That's the name of this segment.
What can we do for you?

Speaker 31 (28:22):
Well, I have a significant issue, okay, which is that
I think it is unconscionable that you are employing an
alleged serial killer.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
That's true, we do. We don't have proof, but we
are somewhat convinced that Nate has killed people.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Yeah, no, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm not a murderer.

Speaker 27 (28:45):
Okay, Okay, saying here, I've been listening since I was thirteen,
and I am thirty something now, and this has been
going on for many many years, and I just have
to say I find that concerning.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
But you know that he could.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
Blame it on the alien probe because if you remember,
he thinks he was probe by aliens at one point.
So maybe the alien probe made him murder people.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeaf like a likely story, a likely story, all right, Rachel,
you know we're waiting for him to slip up. We're
waiting to catch him. We do think that straight Night
is a serial killer. As soon as we find out more,
we'll let you know. I promise. Until then, I can't
fire him because I'll get sued, you know. Oh God,
thank you, Rachel. Thanks for listening to it. All right,

(29:35):
let's see, let me speak to the manager. I have
a complaint. You're not on Serious XIM anymore. No, they
pulled the plug on us. All right, Well there's that.
You can listen to us otherways on the iHeartRadio app. Okay,
let's see. You know the complaint, mister manager. Every time
there's a giveaway, I can't get through, says Kelly. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Kelly, but that's you know what, that's how

(29:56):
the contesting works. I don't know my complaint to the manager.
Nate is a Debbie Downer. He's always negative. See line
six is David welcome to uh let me speak to
the manager. It's Elvis Train, your manager speaking. What can
I do for you?

Speaker 27 (30:16):
David?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Good morning?

Speaker 35 (30:18):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
We're doing well? Thank you? What can we do for you?
I'm the manager today.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah. I caught up out a year ago this year
of my way Law surgery, and I spoke to you
because I know.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
You had a surgery.

Speaker 35 (30:28):
And he's like, I think I was offered a T
shirt and I never received him in.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
A year on year and Scotty B hasn't sent you
your T shirt. Scotty, Well, okay, what size you?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 29 (30:42):
I mean Parie Larne, but.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I mean I never complained.

Speaker 35 (30:47):
I love your show, but it.

Speaker 13 (30:48):
Just it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I did, listen, hold on.

Speaker 36 (30:53):
I didn't start sending stuff out until the pandemic started.
Nobody else was in the building. Every time somebody wins something,
I send it that day. All we have to do
is send him a shirt. We don't have any, but
we want a shirt fair and square. And now we
don't have any shirts. We have the bootleg shirts from
that lady. I'll send him one of those I mean,
we're gonna send.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
You a bootleg shirt.

Speaker 9 (31:11):
Those are cool.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
These are great. You can't get them anywhere because their
botleg David. Hold on a second, thanks for calling. Let
me speak to the manager, is Carly? Yes, Carly, welcome
to let me speak to the manager. I'm Elvis Duran,
your manager on duty. What can I do for you?

Speaker 31 (31:27):
Hi, Elvis drand I really need to speak to you.

Speaker 25 (31:29):
I don't think you guys do enough segments about mayonnaise anymore.

Speaker 29 (31:33):
I always love listening.

Speaker 31 (31:35):
To Danielle throwing up every time you guys talked about maynise.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Danielle. See Danielle. Actually, if she just sits there and
thinks about many as she will, she will starts, she
will throw up. It's the strangest thing.

Speaker 29 (31:46):
Danielle me personally in a potato salad and doubled eggs.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
And goes here, goes Danielle.

Speaker 13 (32:00):
As she does.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
That's not fake, that's very that's very real.

Speaker 9 (32:08):
Oh no, you guys really did it.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
This is not nice, all right, Danielle.

Speaker 18 (32:14):
What if you went to like a fast food restaurant
and you got like a coke and they handed it
to you. You thought it was a milkshake and you
went to Scott blirt the straw and it was mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
What about males left out in the sun? You feel
about that?

Speaker 13 (32:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
There you go. No reason to complain now, Carl, who
just gave you a segment based Thank you, thanks for
let me speak to manage.

Speaker 18 (32:37):
Please hold Daniel, What if you put mayonnaise in a
pot and you boiled it and he like bubbled and
splattered over?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
All right, we got to move on. Thanks for listening
to let me speak to the manager.

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Speaker 1 (32:52):
Good God, how'll we cram all these people in one room?

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Speaker 16 (33:01):
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Speaker 16 (33:23):
Elvis Terrand Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (33:28):
Elvis Duran is waiting for coffee? Is that he just
yelled down the hallway, I'm waiting for my coffee. I
may make the beginning of the break. I may not
roll without me.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
That coffee machine is kind of slow.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
It's very slow, especially if you get the cold brew
it's slower.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
And then if you take the coffee away too soon,
it goes all over.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
There's a lot going on, yeah, some extra time. Yeah,
and then there are always people there too, and you can't,
you know, jump ahead of them. And I'm on the air.
Everybody here's on the air, so bummer. So what do
you guys want to do till he gets back? Oh
he's back. We're done.

Speaker 13 (34:02):
Hey, I gotta tell you.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I was listening to you guys down the hallway. That
coffee maker takes forever, you know. Sorry about that, but
you guys sound great.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
We didn't really do much, no, but you had this chemistry.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
Oh, it's like we worked together everything.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I mean, I don't even have to be here.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
Oh, don't even start that anyway.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Hey, you know what, I'm just Gandhi and I have
a date every morning at like five thirty right is
five thirty ish. We go way down the hallway to
that coffee room and we get coffee together and we
talk about the events of the night whatever. So there's
a new microwave oven in there, brand new, and someone
printed this on their printer and it said, and they

(34:44):
taped it to the door of the microwave oven. It says,
please all capitals, please do not microwave fish in here.
Thank you, kay. And I'm thinking, oh my god, let's
think this through. What happened. Someone obviously brought some fish
in from home or leftovers whatever, and warmed it up
in this microwave, and apparently it made the whole place

(35:06):
smell like you know, long John silvers or something. I
don't know. And so Gandhi's thought, as well, wait a minute.

Speaker 9 (35:13):
What about the pescatarians or people who are not eating
meat for religious reasons? One day? Can they not come
and heat their food up here? And I'm very torn
about I want to know who put the sign up,
because I do not think it was like building management
or anyone like that. I think one person got their
panties in a bunch and decided to put the sign up.
So that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
To me.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
But also, you know, like Scotty wants to heat of
his seafood pasta minus the seafood, and it's gonna smell
a little like fish. He shouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
To eat day, we yelled at you. It was delicious. Well,
the whole place reeked of like old fish. Yeah, but
it doesn't anymore anyway, So exactly, So Gandhi's point was,
what about people that have fish and they want to
eat lunch? And why are they singled out?

Speaker 9 (35:53):
Should they have a separate microwave?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
What is this? So again the sign said, please do
not microwave fish in here, thank you. So I said,
let's go print up a retort. So I printed up
the follower feeling targeted, Where shall I warm my fish?

Speaker 16 (36:08):
Well?

Speaker 8 (36:09):
I wonder what they're going to write tomorrow.

Speaker 13 (36:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I mean, what is the etiquette there? I mean, look,
no one wants to smell like the smell of nasty fish,
or no one wants to smell burnt popcorn. You know
all those microwaveable odor things, right, but we do.

Speaker 9 (36:25):
Well, I think what could end up happening? And this
will be interesting When that microwave was broken for a
week people figured out we have a secret microwave down here,
so everybody started coming down here to heat things up.
I wonder if the people who have been banned because
of the fish are going to come down here now
and use our mind.

Speaker 8 (36:40):
No, no, no, no, no, we don't want that fishy
microwave over here, over here.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Where are you from the Bronx? Yes, but look, you
know what, Let's be honest. It may smell for a minute,
but the smell will dissipate, it will go away.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
I think also though, when you put your food in
the microwave right after the fish, sometimes you feel like
your food's going to have that fishy I agree, and
I don't want that on my food.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Okay, well maybe I don't want the smell of your
macarny and cheese on my face exactly.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
Or you know, if there's a vegetarian and there's a
scent of beef left in the microwave, maybe they don't.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Want that exactly.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
It's a community microwave. I think everyone just has to
get over it.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I think you're right. Yeah, it's just weird to see.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
I didn't even know there was a microwave there. By
the way, I've only found out this morning when I sple.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
A note, I'm like, what, I didn't know either until
we saw the note. The note actually made it stand out.
Here's the thing. I love passive aggressive memos that are
taped up in kitchens at office office places, whatever office buildings, whatever.
So feel free to text us yours.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
I really just want to know who had the audacity
to put that up there, because again, you know it
wasn't the management. Someone got mad.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Us Just just type it out on your phone. We
can't receive pictures on our text, so text like just
a general overlook what you've seen taped up in your
break room at work, because people do get really really
pissed off.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
This happened on the office, remember with pam Oh put
that sign on the microwave, please clean up after you
use the microwave.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
They got mad, But I mean that's that's different.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
You should clean upout it.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Okay. Then, Danielle, what if we have like mayonnaise residues?
Exactly what's scary?

Speaker 13 (38:29):
You know just what you were saying before.

Speaker 11 (38:31):
I just don't think your fish may be my Mexican
food or like, what what Mexican food smells bad?

Speaker 13 (38:37):
If that smells bad to me.

Speaker 11 (38:39):
So you can't discriminate against fish people.

Speaker 16 (38:42):
You can.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
This is our point. It's true. God, what did you eat?
Because whatever whatever you have in your mouth, I'm gonna
put a note on it. Your breath is kicking man coffee.
Oh God, you're right.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
People bitch about Indian food all the time too, and
I love it.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I love it. I love the smell of Indian field.

Speaker 8 (39:02):
So yeah, me too. But not everybody does.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Right, I know, but it's a community microwave, so I
don't know. You know, we work in this business in
radio and content audio content where you know, the sales
team they want us to reach a certain demographic. We
want females eighteen to forty nine. And you know my
answer to that is no, we want everyone. I don't

(39:24):
care how old, young girl, boy, man, woman, grandma. We
want everyone listening. Okay. But I do know for a
fact that if we had to rely on prisoners people
in prisons as our listening base, we'd be fine. We

(39:45):
have a lot of people who are incarcerated who listen
to our show.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Hello, I love it, and I love talking about it
because I can use the word penal penal system and
I always used to say there is a magic about prison. If,
for instance, I if Alex had to go to prison,
at least I could sleep and not knowing where he
is right worrying he's not going to get out, He's

(40:09):
not going to get out. He's there anyway, Jay on
line twenty four, former prisoner in the New York State
prison system, and he's on with us. Now, Hey, Jay,
did you used to listen to us when you were
in the clink?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yes, I did, And you guys have no idea how
much you helped me get through that. Seven years?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Wow, seven years. I can't imagine. I feel like we
just spent seven years since January with a stupid pandemic
or March or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
We got it.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
But anyway, so tell us, give us, give us an
idea of what it was like in prison and listening
to our show.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Well as crazy as it sounds, and I know a
lot of people know this, especially since the pandemic, that
you'd be amazed what you can get used to if
you know there's no other option. And so with that
being said, you know when I was in there, I,
first of all, I didn't know until I went away
that you guys syndicated. I didn't know how this all works.

(41:01):
So when I was in Fishville, which was my first thought,
I was like, how I heard somebody listening to the
show one morning when I was going out on a
trip to the hospital, and I'm like, hey, how do
you guys hear that up here? He's only one hundred
He says, Oh, he's syndicated. He's everywhere now, And so
right away I was in a much better move because
I've been listening to you since you were Elvister ran

(41:23):
in the Zoom Morning Zoo, you know, like I mean, yeah, so,
so long story short. I was telling people about the
show and what I like. I told Nate, one of
the guys in the dorm, who was kind of ran things,
big large man in the dreads, you're typical, you know
what everybody's afraid of when they go to prison. And
he's like, oh, I'm you know, and people try to

(41:45):
act tougher than they are when they get up there,
and ah, well you know that's you know, he's gay.
I don't know if I can listen to that. I'm
not all ever, dude, if that's what makes you feel
better to say, go ahead. So as the next the
next few days, I realized that he's like thing. At
the same time, I am so I know he's so
and it always happens to be when the phone top

(42:05):
is on. So one morning I'm like, hey, hey, bub
what are you listening to do over there? He's like,
why are you worried about what I'm listening to? I says,
I'm just curious because the other day we had a
conversation and you said you were too cool to listen
to that, and he just looks over at me and
he goes, hello, lady. So I'd like, I knew you

(42:29):
were listening. And it was one of the mornings that
Danielle was doing the Miss Marshall's phone top and then yeah,
and I think the next day Greg t was on
with Chelsea Handler showing him his private parts. So and uh, well, yeah,
you guys are great man. And like I said, you

(42:50):
guys definitely helped me get through my tongu because it
always kept me close to Hall, meaning Jay.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
That's I love the Hello lady story. Even in prison,
some some big guy named Lara Marge.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Nobody goes by their names and everybody has to have
a jail name. So I was Jay rock. He was
Bubba and I'm like, it's not the boy. If that
isn't a cliche, I don't know what it is. Yeah,
and I'm like, Bubba, what are you listening to?

Speaker 32 (43:17):
To him?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And he said that I almost fell over laughing.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah, but yeah, you guys are great man. Keep doing
what you're doing.

Speaker 29 (43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Absolutely, I think I came home.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I uh, I got engaged. Everything's been going good, but
you guys really helped me get through it.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Congratulations. We're gonna send you some Elvis Terra in morning
show Scrubs and I don't know if you need them,
but we're sending them anyway. Thanks to Hackensack Meridian and
I love your story. It's so good to hear from you.
And thanks for being our our disciple in the prison.
We need more listeners no matter where they are.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Okay, absolutely, can I shout out absolutely? Hey Dave, Jay,
I love you and I'll see you later on today.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh perfect? All right, Jay, have a safe and thanks
for listening to us. We appreciate it absolutely.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Hey. By the way, when you're in prison, is it
true can you talk to other people through the toilets.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
When you're in the box, you can and you can
talk to them to the events.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
So okay, just making sure that I need to know
before I get in there, right Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Listen, Hey, you know you're gonna be well protected because
everybody loves you in there.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
That sounds awesome. I feel pretty good about it now,
all right, Jay, Hold on one second, hold on one second.
There you go, Jay, Hello, lady in the prison, the toughest,
meanest man on the block. I love it, you know,
being in prison and being on the radios. But it's
we have similarities. I mean, we don't. No one here
uses their real name either. What are you gonna do?

(44:49):
What's up? This is? This is Eldon jumps.

Speaker 12 (44:56):
Your in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Come on, wake up.

Speaker 16 (45:08):
Wake up, Elvis dran in the Morning.

Speaker 15 (45:09):
Soon.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I almost wigged out on a friend of mine this weekend.
I look down my phone's ringing in its face time,
and I didn't think about it. I pushed the button
and of course it's down below. I got my chins
hanging out oak like hammered dog crap in a in
a produce bag from the from the grocery store. Does

(45:36):
this Does this trigger you when people FaceTime you without
setting it up to begin with what about you?

Speaker 9 (45:42):
It happened to me last night?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (45:44):
And because of Casey, Casey, I hope you're listening. I
will never answer another FaceTime call in my life.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (45:50):
She facetimed me, and she did it like three times
in a row, so I thought it was important. I'm like,
oh man, what is going on? Casey? Must be an
emergency situation. So I had on my face mask, a
lip mask, my hair and like a hair net, looking crazy.
And I answered she was at a table full of
listeners who were the nicest people ever, but she just
sprung that on me. And I answered the phone like that,

(46:11):
looking like an idiot, the haggiest I have ever looked
in my life. And there's a lovely table full of listeners.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Never ever pick up a FaceTime call.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
Ever, Casey, have you lost your damn mind?

Speaker 8 (46:20):
He lost it first and said, Hey, can you got
a minute FaceTime?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
FaceTime appointments? If you make an appointment with me, I
will FaceTime you. And even then maybe not.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Maybe not.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
It's like coming into your house. It's like she showed
up at my front door with a house, like a
table full of people didn't even tell me.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
Don't ever pick those up, my fat unannounced face times
always lead to something bad and that and that happens
to me too. I know somebody's on the other end
with people I don't know, and they say, Hey, Skeary,
somebody wants.

Speaker 13 (46:49):
To meet you. No, no things. Don't try and brag
and pretend that you know me. Wow, call me ahead
of time.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
As you said, this took such a turn.

Speaker 8 (46:58):
I don't don't pretend you know.

Speaker 13 (47:00):
Always in my underwear or sleepers.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Never pick up FaceTime now, don't answer the phone.

Speaker 16 (47:06):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Throughout the years, we've given you some clever phone taps.
Not all of them are all about calling someone and
pretending you're someone else and making them mad. Sometimes we
get a little creative or translation. We prank call people
with techniques we used as children. Today we'll see how
that continues to be successful. Garrett is here, Hey, Garrett,
what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 22 (47:29):
Well, Tammy wants to phone tap her mom, Roxy, who
is super gullible by the way, So I decided it'll
be fun to call up Roxy and record her voice
based off a conversation I had and then call Roxy
back and make her have a conversation with herself.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, if you called you, would you know it was
you calling you. Let's see what Roxy does. Thank you,
Garrettlet's see what it's all about.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Today's phone tap? Hello?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Excuse me?

Speaker 31 (47:55):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (47:56):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 37 (47:59):
Yes?

Speaker 38 (47:59):
I can hear you.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Who is this?

Speaker 38 (48:02):
This is Roxy? Who's this?

Speaker 12 (48:06):
This is Thomas?

Speaker 38 (48:09):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 7 (48:12):
Yeah? I can hear you.

Speaker 38 (48:13):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 12 (48:15):
I think we're breaking up?

Speaker 16 (48:16):
No, I can hear you.

Speaker 38 (48:18):
Just fine.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Are you looking for Tammy?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Is this Turwolf?

Speaker 12 (48:23):
No?

Speaker 38 (48:25):
No, No, you've got the wrong number.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm looking for Chris.

Speaker 38 (48:36):
I just told you you have the wrong number.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Will is Chris?

Speaker 7 (48:39):
There? No?

Speaker 37 (48:41):
I told you you have the wrong number. Hello, Hello, Hello,
who's this?

Speaker 7 (48:52):
This is Foxy? Who's this? Uh?

Speaker 38 (48:56):
This is Roxy?

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Who's this? Who are you looking for?

Speaker 16 (49:02):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (49:03):
You called me? What can I do for you?

Speaker 38 (49:08):
You can't do anything for me?

Speaker 7 (49:10):
You called me? Who's this? Oh my god?

Speaker 16 (49:15):
Who is this? What do you want?

Speaker 7 (49:17):
Are you looking for Tammy? Oh my god?

Speaker 16 (49:21):
What is this?

Speaker 34 (49:21):
Crazy people day?

Speaker 38 (49:23):
What the hell?

Speaker 7 (49:24):
This is Foxy? Who's this?

Speaker 38 (49:28):
Oh my god, we're gonna do this again. This is Roxy?

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Can you hear me? What?

Speaker 38 (49:37):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (49:38):
This is Foxy? Who's my god? Again? Now?

Speaker 38 (49:42):
I'm Roxy?

Speaker 7 (49:43):
Who the heck is this? What can I do for you?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You called me?

Speaker 16 (49:47):
What the hell do you want?

Speaker 7 (49:49):
You have the wrong number?

Speaker 38 (49:51):
Oh, listen, you got the wrong number. Stop calling me.

Speaker 7 (49:54):
I just told you you have the wrong number.

Speaker 38 (49:57):
You're an Stop calling me?

Speaker 7 (49:59):
Are you looking for Tammy?

Speaker 16 (50:01):
I'm gonna report you.

Speaker 38 (50:02):
I'm not looking for Tim and looking for anybody. Leave
me the hell alone.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
She's not here right now. You're not here right now?

Speaker 34 (50:08):
Lead me the hell?

Speaker 33 (50:13):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (50:15):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 38 (50:17):
What if I just tell you?

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Stop calling me? What can you do for nan? Proxy?

Speaker 39 (50:22):
Who's this?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Oh my god? Roxy? I just told you you have
the wrong number.

Speaker 38 (50:29):
You've got the wrong number.

Speaker 7 (50:31):
No, I told you you have the wrong number.

Speaker 20 (50:35):
You know what?

Speaker 38 (50:35):
Hang up because I'm gonna call the police on you.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
This is ridiculous, Foxy? Who's this?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
No?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
I'm Roxy? Hello? What are you some kind of mom?

Speaker 38 (50:47):
Do you not understand the English? Stop calling me?

Speaker 7 (50:50):
No, No, You've got the wrong number.

Speaker 38 (50:52):
Sorry, listen, now you call anybody you called me?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Hey? Roxy?

Speaker 23 (50:59):
Oh is this now, Roxy, my name's Gareth from Elvister
Inn and the Morning Show, and along with your daughter Tammy,
we just phone tapped you.

Speaker 16 (51:10):
Why are you hitting me?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Well, you just phone tapped yourself.

Speaker 38 (51:15):
I'm gonna kill you both.

Speaker 8 (51:16):
Cammy, I'm gonna kick your app Cammy, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 21 (51:22):
Who is this?

Speaker 7 (51:23):
This is Roxy?

Speaker 27 (51:25):
Who's this?

Speaker 38 (51:26):
How very funny?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Heart attack?

Speaker 7 (51:28):
Waiting to kill somebody?

Speaker 16 (51:31):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 28 (51:34):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation the.

Speaker 26 (51:38):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Hey, uh, have you ever cloaked? Anyone? Hear me out?

Speaker 8 (51:48):
That sounds a little wrong.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
No, okay, you've heard of you've heard of being ghosted,
Like you go out with someone and then they just disappear.
You never hear from him again. Cloaking is the ultimate.
Not only do you not hear from them, but you're
now cloaked. They block you from all social media. It's
as if they don't even want you to know they
exist anymore.

Speaker 9 (52:08):
Oh, like they just vanish off the planet.

Speaker 32 (52:10):
Poof.

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Yes, what the hell do you have to do to
someone for them to do that?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Well, you know, maybe nothing, you know what. Maybe you know,
let's say you went on a first date and you
did whatever you needed to do and you're like, Okay,
I don't really have any need for them in my life. Again,
I don't want any complications. I don't want them to
even have a chance to get confused about what last
night was about. I'm going to cloak them. They cannot
get in touch with me, they can't find me on
social media. I will disappear from the planet Earth.

Speaker 9 (52:35):
It's so brutal. That's such like mean dramatic way to
address it.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
It's like the phantom Pooh. Yeah, you know the phantom Pooh. Yeah, yeah,
when you go to Pooh then you look in there
and there's nothing there. Right, It's like, where did it go?
It's a cloaked Pooh. Anyway, So anyway, scary got cloaked.
Ye oh, now who cloaked you?

Speaker 11 (52:56):
It was a while back, but this girl cloaked me
after we met for the first time and she saw
me and so we're gonna go to dinner, and then
we went like, oh, you know what, let's go for
coffee instead.

Speaker 13 (53:05):
So we went for like a fifteen minute coffee and
then she disappeared. She I have to go phone rings
see you later.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Never heard from her again?

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Wow, why I.

Speaker 13 (53:13):
Went to go?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
So you went to trying her on the social media
and she you were blocked? Gone, oh wow, okay. Look,
you know, in this day and age, I can almost
see how if you're just busy at school or busy
at work, and you know, then you have a lot
of people depending on you for this and that, and
then you have this one person who had a one
night thing with It was like, hey, when he did,
I kept me not calling me hanging which wan where'd
you get cloak? I know it sounds heartless, it is.

(53:41):
Why are you laughing? Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (53:42):
Because I just think that there are so many better
ways to handle it, Like why don't you just tell
that person when they're saying, hey, what happened? Why don't
you just say I'm not into you? I don't like you.
This is not going anyway.

Speaker 8 (53:51):
I think because a lot of people are chicken poops, is.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
So much meaner to block them on social media. It's
like you can't be found because we all know this.
Like if somebody were to block me, I would just
ask one of my girlfriends, Hey, you see this person
and then they do, and you know that you're blocked,
like you're not wildly getting away.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
But I happen to agree with Gandhi with Danielle. I
originally thought, okay, you're just you're spineless. Yeah, if you
can't like handle this like an adult and say, okay,
look it just didn't work out. But I'm telling you
right now, as sure as I'm sitting here, there have
been people who I have said, you know what, not
working out, they don't go away. Yeah, so cloaking them

(54:28):
and sure as they're.

Speaker 9 (54:29):
Going to go away, it does. And I guess if
someone refuses to go away, sure, but I think a
lot of people get complexes and then become really insecure.
If you go on a date and then you never
have an answer about what happened, what went wrong? Why
don't you like? Whatever it is?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
So let's go back to uh intern Brianna, Hello, you've
cloaked people.

Speaker 14 (54:46):
Oh I am a hardcore cloaker.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Like, okay, give me, give me one example, like just
just like walk me through the story, okay, real quick.

Speaker 14 (54:55):
How do you tell someone that you don't want to
be their friend because of their person? Like there's no
way to not like insult them. So the only thing
you can do is full on cloak. So, like, there's
been a couple of people that I've met in college
that like we've worked on group projects and then they
want to just escalate the friendship. And so like after

(55:16):
the project's over and you gave them your number, you
got to stop answering their text, and then you got
to unfollow them on social media, and then you just
gotta avoid them.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
In the halls. If you're cloaking someone who you go
to school with, you're gonna see them. You're gonna see
them at the bar, are gonna see them in the hallways.
So what do you do? Do you run the other way?
You put a you put your book over your face.

Speaker 9 (55:37):
I mean walk down there.

Speaker 14 (55:38):
There's been a few times where like I've completely like
left the building and like snuck out a door to cloak.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Okay, well then do you want to live that? That
sounds like a rough life to live us.

Speaker 14 (55:49):
But there's also a time where I face the person
and they asked to hang out again.

Speaker 9 (55:53):
After months of me like being invisible straight wow.

Speaker 14 (55:56):
Harry Potter cloak, and they like they asked for me
to hang out again.

Speaker 9 (56:00):
And I had to tell them like probably not.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
And that I felt worse. All right.

Speaker 9 (56:05):
Oh so it's about the cloaker, not the cloquy.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
It is and it goes back to what Danielle says
you basically, no offense. Brianna, you're a little spine list
when it comes to that.

Speaker 9 (56:14):
Oh, definitely, I'm a person.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
No, that's my problem. You're not a bad person, is
my point. So so I think she's a person, all right, Brianna,
thank you very much.

Speaker 12 (56:25):
No problem.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
I see, I would never do that unless somebody really
did me wrong. I would just tolerate the text messages
and just give them a couple word answers and check
in every now and then and whatever. But I would
never do that unless they really did something wrong.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Right, Okay, I.

Speaker 9 (56:42):
Wouldn't do it either. I would just tell someone this
is what my problem is with you, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
God bless your Gandhi. And you know, daniel you have
to agree. Since since Gandhi has arrived on our shores, Yeah,
we have learned a lot from you because you have
a different perspective than us. We're a bunch of chickens.
I don't want to offend any you want.

Speaker 12 (57:00):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I don't want to say to this person, you know what,
it's not work.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
I don't like to hurt feelings. A lot of times
I feel bad.

Speaker 9 (57:06):
Well, so this is what I think. That time is
the one commodity you can never get back, no matter
what you do. You can get back money, you can
get back a lot of stuff, never time. So I
don't want to waste somebody's time by giving them a
thought that there's something that's gonna happen that's never gonna happen.
So I think it's just a lot nicer, even though
it seems harsher to just say I don't like you,
this isn't going to work out. Move on.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
I did it once because the person did something they
shouldn't have done and it didn't turn out fairy enough.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
All right, Well, sometimes you gotta do something you don't
want to do, what you need to do. Sometimes it
hurts you to like cut them off. Then you're like,
I'm so glad they're cut off. Good morning, Shelley, how's
it going.

Speaker 29 (57:43):
Good morning?

Speaker 40 (57:44):
How are you guys all doing.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
A confuse and befuddle? Your ex's mom made him cloak you.

Speaker 40 (57:52):
And made the whole family cloak me.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Oh, now, why do you think they did that? What
is their problem with you? Shelley?

Speaker 40 (58:00):
So we were each other's first relationship, so I think
she was more just scared of him having a girlfriend
and she didn't like it. And I think she was
just honestly jealous of like the time he was spending
with me and not with her. It was really weird.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Moms do that, I know think. So you guys broke
up obviously, Yes, he made.

Speaker 40 (58:18):
She made him text me and break up with me.
He wasn't allowed to look my way. We weren't even
allowed to look at each other.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
That's weird. And so the whole family cloaked you.

Speaker 40 (58:29):
Yeah, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, everything, every social media you
could think of.

Speaker 20 (58:33):
I'm blocked.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Now, how long ago did this happen?

Speaker 29 (58:37):
A couple of years ago?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Now, in hindsight, aren't you glad it happened? You've moved
on in life is much better now, right?

Speaker 40 (58:42):
Well, actually he now dates my sister in law's little cousin.
Oh god, and I see him around a lot.

Speaker 12 (58:52):
Oh wow.

Speaker 40 (58:54):
Yes, and he has a kid with her now, so
he's in the family forever.

Speaker 41 (58:57):
Now.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
It sounds like something all right, well, good luck to you, Shelley.
But I think being cloaked. Sometimes being cloaked is the
best thing that can happen to you.

Speaker 9 (59:10):
It might be. I mean, you at least get a
very clear sign this person is a jerk, and you
don't need someone like that in your life.

Speaker 8 (59:15):
Especially when she has to deal with their family.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I don't know. I think there's more to the story. Yeah,
there are always there's always more to the story. Hello, Danielle,
how are you.

Speaker 42 (59:24):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Now. You don't only cloak people who you date, You
cloak like coworkers and stuff. You had to cloak someone
at work.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
Yes, Like, oh my gosh, what happened?

Speaker 42 (59:38):
So this actually only happened about two weeks ago. She
I mean we were close, you know, we would go
out the lunch. We worked very well together. And then
she decided to get herself a new job, which was
about two weeks ago, and before she left, she got

(59:59):
a little will kind of like I'm gonna say, psycho.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Psycho is kind of a weird word. Was she getting
clingy to you?

Speaker 42 (01:00:07):
Yes, almost as if like she was obsessed with me.
So it was like I wasn't allowed to go out
to lunch with other coworkers, or if I did go
out with another coworker, she would say like, oh, so
you went out to lunch with me, lunch without me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Wow, so you had to cloak or you don't work
with her anymore though, do you no?

Speaker 42 (01:00:27):
I completely like when she left she texted me only
when she was gone for about a week, and she
texted me and said, do you not miss me already?
And that was my indicator, like, okay.

Speaker 20 (01:00:39):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
That's a little strong.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It was kind of interesting about people that do things
like that, and most people are capable of doing it
without realizing it, but if you hear someone else tell
the stories, you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 42 (01:00:51):
I really was like that, yes, And it got so
scary to the point where I like, when I get
home to my kids, that's it.

Speaker 39 (01:00:58):
I don't.

Speaker 42 (01:00:59):
My kids are are.

Speaker 34 (01:01:01):
Basically my home.

Speaker 42 (01:01:02):
I don't want anything to do with work by the
time I get home. But the one time she told
me three times within the hour, and then the next
day she's like, what, don took off your phone.

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
Don't walk again.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Cloth Cloaking is like ghosting. It's where you someone in
your life for some reason or another you. You just
want to cut them off completely. So now you've you've
cut her off completely, and now do you feel okay?
I mean she hasn't tried to come around, has she No.

Speaker 42 (01:01:31):
I had to block her from I even walked her
husband just in case, like there was some way like
a way to get into his account for her to.

Speaker 20 (01:01:43):
Look.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
You know what, we laugh at this, but this is scary.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
It's serious.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
People are listening. If you feel like maybe you're doing
this to someone, stop it, don't do it all. Thank
you for listening. Thank you, Danielle, Thank you so much. Yeah,
if you feel like that you're seeing signs that they
want you to back off, then I would go ahead
and read those and back off. That's not cool at all.
No move out of the state. Go away.

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I was in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Hey, uh, you know what spit sisters are?

Speaker 43 (01:03:07):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
I have a feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Like it sounds it sounds like, Danielle, you're almost going
to say something. What do you think spit sisters are?

Speaker 8 (01:03:20):
It's not when you know that's blood brothers. I'm thinking
something else.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Sorry, well you could be closed.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
I mean blood brothers I know is when you like
cut your finger and they cut their finger and then
you squish it together and your blood brothers or blood
sisters for life? Is it the same thing?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Okay, there's a mouthful. Well no, there's an article I manager,
I'm just gonna read word for word.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Last week I was out to drinks with two Newish
girlfriends for a little cocktail bonding session. Halfway through our drinks,
my ex texted me out of the blue, so of
course it came up in conversation. As I read out
his name, both of them laughed. Turns out all of
us have had relationships with this man.

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
One of my friends shouted out, Oh my god, we're
spit sisters.

Speaker 8 (01:04:05):
That's nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
There used to be another word for that, where my
brothers Yeah, yeah, yeah, So Nate and Scary both were
with this one woman. Yes, and so therefore they are
now eskimo brothers, which is far less descriptive than spitz sisters.

Speaker 13 (01:04:22):
We discovered it years later.

Speaker 11 (01:04:24):
He was with her several years ago, like eighteen seventeen
years ago, and then Fris were there like sixteen fifteen
years ago.

Speaker 13 (01:04:30):
What's up with that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Well, Jana goes on to say, first of all, ew,
whatever that is. It sounds a little gnarly, And second
of all, what the heck is this spitch sister? Well,
dear reader. According to the Urban Dictionary, a spitz sister
is usually a friend or another friend, both female that
have hooked up with the same guy, but at different times.
And yes, it would appear that all three of us
were indeed spit sisters. They're not only the ones I

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share a mutual spit with. I figured out I've got
a few in my in my life. Take for example, God,
who I met on an app. He was halfway through
telling a story about a recent overseas birthday trip when
I quickly connected the dots. I said, wait, do you
know insert female friends here? He said yeah, and instantly
felt a pang of doom. He was the guy she

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had been complaining about a month ago when out of
the blue, he suddenly went cold on her post overseas trip. Anyway,
spit sisters, do you have his bitsister? Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (01:05:23):
I mean, I'm sure somewhere in the world I do
nobody that I actually know about the brothers here.

Speaker 8 (01:05:29):
Didn't Stoddy and Greg, Tea and Scary all make out
with the same ball at some point?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
That's yes, there you go, I know, But what about
when Scottie b and Nate peel a banana and they
share it together? You know, like you know, lady in
the tram style, like the spaghetti and they end up
in the middle. Not the same. I just like bringing
up that story. But they're Banana brothers, Thank you, Garrett.

(01:05:57):
So our friend, producer Sam, was at a bachelorette party
night number one. They were partying hard. By the end
of the night tequila. Someone puked in the corner. They
all had to leave. They were all kicked out of
the club.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
Oh gee, Elosa was the corner. That's considerate.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Vomiting in the corner.

Speaker 9 (01:06:16):
Yeah, not in the middle of the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
You don't want a slippery dance floor. And then you know,
they all shared beds. In the middle of the night,
someone got up to go to the bathroom and they peed,
but they weren't in the bathroom.

Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
Oh that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Someone peed in the room. Really, they broke a swimming pool.
How do you break a swimming pool?

Speaker 12 (01:06:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
You know, Uncle Johnny tells a story about how he
and his drag queen friend drove a pickup truck across
the country on all sorts of psychedelic things. This is
back in the seventies. Okay. They were actually in New
Mexico and Albuquerque. They were and I've only seen this
in movies, they were escorted to the state border, oh,
and asked never to come back. Can you imagine they

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drive you to the border of a state and say, please,
that's bad, do not come back. It'll hang you in
the town square.

Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
It almost sounds like a challenge.

Speaker 20 (01:07:17):
It does.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Let's party so hard. They drive us to the state border.

Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
What did he do?

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Do we know what he did?

Speaker 21 (01:07:21):
I do?

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Who know?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
They were on psychedelics, drag queen, Uncle Johnny in a
some kind of pickup truck El Camino. Like we I
think we have two or three pictures downstairs here at
our building, people who are banned.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
From Yes, when my pictures up there, it's going to
be zad or, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
These are people like there was the lady who wanted
to cut my head off? Remember her?

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Remember the lady that wanted to do those nasty things
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Yeah. Also, we have pictures of Carla, Marie and Anthony
down there. Don't ask no longer allowed you. I mean
we got calls already on hold. Hello Vanessa. Yeah, Hi,
so ten years ago you were kicked out of Canada.

(01:08:09):
Oh yeah, so you and your boyfriend went to Rochester
and he said, let's go up to Canada. So you
went to Canada.

Speaker 39 (01:08:14):
Yeah, And I was intoxicated and underageh And he got
to the border and they asked me he has been
drinking in for some reason. He decided to say yes.
So I'm half in and out of it, and he
goes inside and stay like halfway wake me up, and
I'm just cursing because I don't know where I am
or what's going on. And they took my license and

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they were like, yeah, you can't come back for a year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
So you were kicked out of a country for an
entire year because you woke up like a drunk belligerent
the entire Yes.

Speaker 42 (01:08:49):
Yes, so wow.

Speaker 39 (01:08:52):
Yeah, So apparently I wasn't Apparently it's illegal to hurt
that customs agent, and I did not know that. I
was like eighteen at the time. But it's funny, and
I have been drinking, so I can like I was
tapping it out. It was just and I just want
to say that I love you guys. I got serious
X them just to listen to you guys. I moved
down to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. That you guys amazing

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and I love listen to you every more.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Okay, so well, and we appreciate that. But back back
to Canada for just a moment. So you were kicked
out at nineteen and how many years ago was that?

Speaker 39 (01:09:25):
Oh god, it was two thousand and four.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Have you been back to Canada since? Or you're afraid
to try.

Speaker 39 (01:09:35):
I'm not afraid to try. I just haven't really had
time to go up there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Okay, you know that'll show them. How dare you kick
me out? I'm not coming back.

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
Here's the thing. You can go to Disney and you
can visit Epcot and go to Canada.

Speaker 13 (01:09:47):
Yeah, they might let you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I bet if you went to Canada at Epcot they
would kick you out.

Speaker 13 (01:09:54):
You can go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Why did you go next door to Mexico? They're fine
with you over in Mexico. You're gonna do okay, And anyway, well, listen,
thanks for calling Vanessa being kicked out of a country.
Let's see who can top that. Have a great day,
and thank you, thank you for listening to us. There
you go.

Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
I got banned from a buffet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Once banned from a buffet, what did you do?

Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
I got into an argument with them about because you
could do the buffet to go. So I got into
an argument with them about what could go and which
which in which containers, and they got really upset with
me and told me not to come back. But then
they changed the policy and I was allowed back in.

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
I thought it was just just went up to the
buffet too many times.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I know that Nate's dad was banned from a shoe store. Yeah,
because he had he had two feet that were different sizes,
and you just drove everyone nuts.

Speaker 19 (01:10:37):
Yeah, I think I told you this story. My dad's
left foot is like eleven and a half his right
foot twelve. So he was trying on like pairs of
shoes for three hours. Finally, tab someone on the shows says,
just get out, get out and never come back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Yeah, just too much. Wow, you know what you have
it all. You can eat bffet, you have a shoe store,
you know, but you can only put up with so much.
Then you banned them whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
That buffet was stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
We think people texting this right, their banned from Walmart,
their banned from Disney. A lot of people banned from Disney.
Why because he would be why you got to know
what they did. You got to mind your p's and
q's of yours?

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
How does one get banned from walmart you? What did
you do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Well, I'll tell you what happened. There's a little clue.
They said they were banned from Walmart's. They were banned
from the Walmarts. Yeah, all right, so we know that.
I don't know how to say. Is your name president Preissant?

Speaker 35 (01:11:27):
It's Pisant.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Oh my god, I got it right. So Proissant, you
got kicked out of the Sistine Chapel. You were banned
from the Vatican.

Speaker 35 (01:11:34):
Oh my gosh, I did they do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
They exercised him from the Vatican. What did you do
to get banned?

Speaker 35 (01:11:41):
So basically, my friend was taking pictures and we got
asked not to take pictures, and he said okay, and
then put his phone into selfie mode and started taking
pictures of the ceiling like idiot he is. And the
guard saw him and you know, asked him for his phone,
and he pulled out his work phone and said this
is my finality pictures. And you know, he ended up

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finding out that he had two phones and and basically
caught us in a lie and escort us to the
exit of the Vatican.

Speaker 21 (01:12:07):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah, the burner phone got you kicked on because you
know what is if you go to the Vatican and
you want to you finally get to the Sistine Chapel
to vary it, it's it's it takes several hours to
get there, right and when you do as you know, pissant,
they start yelling at.

Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
You, yes, silent, yeah, shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
You know you're making my Sistine Chapel visit just a terror.
And then they yell at you for taking pictures.

Speaker 9 (01:12:30):
I actually got slapped in the Sistine Chapel for kicking Yes,
we're not normal in the morning show, and they might
tried to get one of the ceiling and guards sack
my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
With over did you go to Florence and trying to
take pictures of one statue subscription?

Speaker 35 (01:12:50):
I think we.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Did, not, Fresh dot com. Well no, but if you
go to see the statue, David, you got to take
a picture with this junk next to your head. You're
not supposed to. They just don't want you to.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
They make fun of his junk.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Yeah, people make fun of his junk. Now are you
allowed to go back to the Sistine Chapel? You're allowed
to go back to the Vatican orre you out forever.

Speaker 35 (01:13:12):
I don't think they took our name or anything, so
probably could go back. I haven't tried.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Yeah, you're just crazy Americans.

Speaker 8 (01:13:18):
They probably tell fifteen thousand people a day to put
the comet.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
They're strict as all. Get up, thank you person, Hello Ashley, Hi,
Now listen to this guys. Ashley claims to be banned
from every NFL stadium in the country. Why talk about it?

Speaker 13 (01:13:36):
So?

Speaker 44 (01:13:37):
Originally this happened when I lived in Buffalo, So I'm
sure when you see like all the Buffalo tailgating, you
could probably only imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, they go crazy and have a lot of fun.

Speaker 44 (01:13:48):
Yeah, they go a little overboard. I was guilty of
that one year, going a bit overboard in the drinkings apartment,
and I definitely wasn't I shouldn't have been allowed in
the stadium to begin with, but got through, and once
I was there, all of a sudden, someone who didn't
like me decided to tell security that I was trying

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to start a fight, when like, I'm not a violent
person at all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
No, you're drunk, You're not violent exactly.

Speaker 44 (01:14:18):
I like love people when I'm drunk.

Speaker 17 (01:14:20):
Who that came from?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
So? So would they tried to kick you out.

Speaker 10 (01:14:23):
At that point, they dragged me out.

Speaker 8 (01:14:27):
Oh my gosh, it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Took my ID.

Speaker 44 (01:14:29):
They took down all of my information. They gave me
a card and said, if you're ever caught in an
NFL stadium in the country again, you are arrested.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Oh now, so, Froggy, you're an expert with the NFL.
Can they do that?

Speaker 18 (01:14:44):
I mean, I guess they could tell you that, but
they would have to find a way to identify you,
and then you'd have to do something wrong in another stadium.
I'm sure. For example, if he came to Jackson went
to a Jags game, They're not looking for you as
you entered the stadium, So I would.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
You know they're at there the Dallas Cowboys Stadium in Dallas,
Like you know what, there's that girl from uh, the
girl from Buffalo.

Speaker 8 (01:15:07):
Get you out.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
I didn't go up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Girl from Buffalo, and I'm gonna tell you the Buffalo. Well, Ashley,
I know, but are you sort of proud of that moment?
Are you going to try to test it and go
back to a game.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
Oh?

Speaker 44 (01:15:21):
I've gone back plenty of times. I just don't carry
my own personal ID. I make other people carry my ID.
And go up and buy my drinks and buy my
tickets and all, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Think you're saying. I know, but what a great story.
I've been banned from every NFL stadium in the country.
I love that. Thank you, Ashley, thank you very much.
Let's go talk to this Dina. This Deannaianna Yanna grandmother,
not you, but your grandmother was banned from a senior
citizen center for fighting.

Speaker 24 (01:15:52):
Yes, my eighty five year old grandmother.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Yes, all right, all right, all right, let's hear the story.
What happened to grandma?

Speaker 24 (01:15:59):
Sushi City Senior dances every week or whatever, and these
gentlemen are fond of her, so they always ask her
to be in. And there's this one gentleman that another
older lady had claimed to So after my granny got
done dancing with him, she this older this other lady
approached my granny and my granny was like.

Speaker 42 (01:16:17):
Don't start with me, don't even start with me.

Speaker 24 (01:16:20):
And the lady like got in her face, and my
Granny's like, if you don't back up, I'm going I'm
gonna make you back you, back you up. And the
lady got in her face and my granny is the
lefty so she you have to picture this, these two
eighty five year old ladies.

Speaker 34 (01:16:35):
My granny takes her left hand and sucker punches this lady.

Speaker 24 (01:16:38):
In the in the gut.

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
No Granny's part.

Speaker 24 (01:16:46):
That's part was that the lady fell, and my granny
looked over her and was like, now you stay there,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
And therefore Grandma's band from the senior dances.

Speaker 39 (01:16:58):
Yes, stand from the seat your center.

Speaker 7 (01:17:02):
Taste.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I can't believe you're sitting here laughing at this.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
This is awful, hilarious Grandma room.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
You know, Grandma, you tell Grandma she's always allowed to
at our senior dances. All right, thanks for listening to.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
Us, poor grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Finally, I have one more question for Jerome. Jerome banned
from and kicked out of a SPA after you freaked
out because you thought you were being kidnapped. Oh my god,
it couldn't happen. Explain this.

Speaker 21 (01:17:37):
It's weird. It's like, you know, you go in a
couple of spa, so they put you in separate rooms
and then they put the mask on you. And I
went to sleep, you know, like I'm really relaxed, but
I woke up the first thing I could think of
was like the iron mask, Like I'm being trapped in
the room and i just started freaking out screaming and
I'm screaming and screaming, and the next thing, the whole

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everybody comes running in the room. My partner comes around
the room, like, what's wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
What happened?

Speaker 16 (01:18:03):
What happened?

Speaker 21 (01:18:08):
It was I'm just still screwing, like, okay, come down,
and next to your other say, okay, you cannot come
here no more now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Don't they know you were having a dream you thought
it was real.

Speaker 21 (01:18:21):
Was freaked out. It's just it's like I never got
a mask ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Well, I'm sure they freaked them out. Hi, Jerome. Jerome
is banned from the spot. One more call from Debbie. Debbie,
of course, in New Orleans, that place goes a little nutty.
It makes us all nutty because we just lose control there.
It's a wonderful party place. What happened to you in
New Orleans? Debbie?

Speaker 16 (01:18:42):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Yeah, what happened in New Orleans?

Speaker 15 (01:18:45):
So we there was a group of us, there's about
eight of us there for the Packer game, and we
were out one night and went into adult toy store
and one of our friends started chasing us around with
an adult toy, and the securitiest came and escorted all
of us out and made a stand against the wall
and took all our names just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Because they were chasing you around with a dill Do
haven't done that?

Speaker 20 (01:19:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Come on, it's New Orleans. You're having fun. Come on?
Was it like a dildo? A vibrator? What's your friend
chasing you with?

Speaker 29 (01:19:19):
It was like a three foot dilbo?

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Oh my god lord, you know what, there's nothing worse
than getting arrested at an adult toy store now, because
it's like assault in batteries. Sorry, Hi, Debby chased around
with a three foot dildough just ended up dating in
New Orleans.

Speaker 18 (01:19:41):
Why do they even make it?

Speaker 31 (01:19:43):
Don't you mean I could get a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Sure?

Speaker 15 (01:19:48):
You're ruining it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Well, yeah, we'll ruin it for you. Hold on one second.
What was that question again, Froggy? Why did they make
three foot? Yeah? Why? I don't know, Just use your imagination.

Speaker 26 (01:20:05):
Elvis ran in the morning show that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Is bald freak Grannie who basically grew up on this show,
and then he left.

Speaker 12 (01:20:15):
That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
He flew out of the mast and wind and did
his own thing.

Speaker 12 (01:20:19):
Not all of us can stay forever. But I'm back,
so you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Know, yeah, those with ambition actually do leave exactly. The
rest of us are just kind of stuck here. Well,
welcome back to the show. It's good to see you.

Speaker 41 (01:20:32):
Thanks, it's such a blessing to be here. I haven't
seen everyone in a while. Well some of you, right right,
that's right. You and Scary were down in Nashville.

Speaker 12 (01:20:40):
Gary Jones invaded Tennessee. Yes, yeah, like a tornado.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Okay, So there's a story here. I heard bits and pieces.
You guys all went out for dinner, and you had,
by the way, baldfreak Ronnie always out there searching for
the love of his life.

Speaker 12 (01:20:56):
That has nothing to do with this story.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
So you guys are out there having dinner, and there
was a guest at the table.

Speaker 41 (01:21:04):
It was a group of couples, right, And I was
a single and there was another female single who I was,
not my significant other.

Speaker 12 (01:21:12):
There was no romantic interest there at all.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I thought she was yours for the night.

Speaker 12 (01:21:18):
No, No, the opposite of that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Okay.

Speaker 41 (01:21:20):
In fact, one of my friends who was in town,
his wife said, well, why don't you like why don't
you connect with this a person, and I said, not
my type. Let's leave it at that and move on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Well, okay, so just in first view and first conversation,
you knew she was not your type. But then the
night actually got worse.

Speaker 41 (01:21:38):
Well, first of all, I didn't invite her out to dinner.
He Scary Jones, who's out with me, says he didn't
invite her out to dinner, and somehow she wound up
at the dinner.

Speaker 13 (01:21:47):
She kind of.

Speaker 11 (01:21:48):
Drifted into dinner from cocktails, and then someone in the
group said, why don't we just bring her along?

Speaker 13 (01:21:53):
Plus she'll make the eighth person in the group.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
So I didn't say so, okay, so no one really
knew her.

Speaker 13 (01:21:58):
Well, yeah, we know, we're kind.

Speaker 12 (01:21:59):
Of a they're scary. She's a scary friend. Scary is
like he isn't one of his navy girls.

Speaker 41 (01:22:04):
He's got he's got a girl in every port all right,
who take a selfie with him?

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Yeah, you have Hodes in different exod.

Speaker 41 (01:22:11):
He needs somebody to show him around town because he
just can't figure it out for himself.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
So he's got So she was a she joined you
guys for dinner?

Speaker 12 (01:22:18):
Yes, so uninvited?

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
So tell the story.

Speaker 41 (01:22:20):
So then we're all having a jolly old time at dinner.
The wine is flowing, the steak is being eaten, and
then the check comes at the end of the night,
and I tell my friend who's handling the bill, I
hold my credit card up because I want to pay
my share. And we split it up by couples, and
the female, the girl who's sitting next to me, who
who invited herself to dinner, says I'll venmo you, and

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I'm like, okay, And she doesn't venmow me the full amount.

Speaker 12 (01:22:48):
Of her share.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
What was her share? Whoa two and twenty.

Speaker 12 (01:22:52):
Dollars per a head? Wow, all right, you're hanging out
with scary Jones.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
You're gonna live high in the hot I've never heard
of head costing that.

Speaker 12 (01:23:00):
I'm not going to burget then, But anyway, all right,
so you would know, you would know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
So anyway, So so she was going to venmo two
hundred and twenty two. What happened?

Speaker 41 (01:23:09):
She venmos me one hundred and twenty dollars and she
irish goodbyes. He just leaves what and then I go
And then he had left. Gary Jones had left, and
I go to my friend who said, I said, what
was that all about? I said, I said, I why
am I? Why am I paying for this girl's half
of this girl's meal? I don't even want her there.
So I sent her a Venmo request the next day

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dinner balance plus irish goodbye in the comments for one
hundred dollars, and I I and then we went out
to dinner the next night because everybody was still around,
and this was the topic of conversation at the next dinner,
and I'm like, it's not just about the money, It's like,
why is she here to begin with? And why am
I paying one hundred dollars to hang out with somebody
I don't even like, I don't even know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
That's tough.

Speaker 41 (01:23:53):
So she gets back to me, declines the Venmo request,
right says and said, And she says, I paid you
at dinner, you goober, lol, And I and I said, no,
you didn't. I said, two hundred and twenty per person.
I'll send you to the receipt in case, in case
you need it, Okay. So she responds, and she says, no,
I'm not short. And then she in the in a

(01:24:15):
Venmo comment, writes all the food that she had eaten
and then in parentheses she's with the price and she
says that added up to one hundred and twenty dollars.
So that's why I paid you one hundred and twenty dollars.
And I said, listen, even if that was the classy
thing to do, which it isn't. When you're out to
dinner with seven other people, you pay. You just pay

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your share. There's there's no comment. You don't you don't
take an adding machine out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
That was decided, right that it's just etiquette, right, it's
just etiquette.

Speaker 41 (01:24:45):
And she and she declined the request. She said, no,
that that's she said. I tried to. I tried to
go over to the server and pay my own way,
so because I try to avoid this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Okay, so no offense. Scary, but well, we know who
you hang out with, and that's not unusual. You do
hang out with some shifty people.

Speaker 13 (01:25:04):
Well he does.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
We've talked about absolute Yes.

Speaker 11 (01:25:07):
What she did was absolutely wrong. I can't believe it.
My mouth is on the floor. I will say we
were out with people who ordered expensive wine. That's why
the bill was so much, and I didn't order it.
I took the three SIPs.

Speaker 13 (01:25:18):
The point is I still paid my share.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Okay, but what she did, what your friend did, was
she paid one hundred dollars less than what she should
have paid and just tiptoed out, thinking, oh, okay, that's fine,
don't you.

Speaker 41 (01:25:31):
Don't you have discussed it at least even if you're
I am type for money?

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Can I think I think that? Well? Yes, in this corner, yeah,
we have bald freak Grannie who is out one hundred
dollars because of Scary's friend. And in this corner we
have Scary who brings shifty people into the mix.

Speaker 13 (01:25:55):
Everywhere's side.

Speaker 12 (01:25:59):
If you want my to give me one hundred dollars exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Yeah, do you owe Ronnie one hundred dollars?

Speaker 11 (01:26:05):
I'd be out of pocket for this money because.

Speaker 18 (01:26:07):
You invite her Scary, but your invite your you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Should pay him his hundred and then you go after
the money since you know her.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
Yeah, he's not responsible for her part.

Speaker 9 (01:26:16):
It's absolutely ridiculous. You guys coupled him up with someone
he did not want to be coupled up with. You
were like, you're gonna love this, She's gonna be great.

Speaker 12 (01:26:23):
You know, you know I didn't like her, and even else.

Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
And then you made him pay a hundred bucks for
this person.

Speaker 16 (01:26:29):
He didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Hold on, hold on, I'm trying to get all this.

Speaker 12 (01:26:35):
You are a fantastic stenographer.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
I have a question. What's your question, Froggy.

Speaker 18 (01:26:41):
So usually when we have things like this, there's always
like two sides. I've only heard one side that makes sense.
I would like to hear scary side, because it seems
to Ronnie is a slam dunky.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
It all right, all right, so let's go over here
to uh the accused Scary.

Speaker 13 (01:26:59):
So she she do?

Speaker 11 (01:27:00):
We were in town and she stopped by in town.

Speaker 12 (01:27:04):
She spelled town wrong.

Speaker 13 (01:27:06):
Coast Boy Josh knows her too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
They would have any white out. Hold on, so Coast
Boy Josh knows her too.

Speaker 13 (01:27:17):
We all know what she do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
You guys like share the same people, what is going on?

Speaker 11 (01:27:21):
Some acquaintance of ours, and she shows us around town
and she hooked us up with fun stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:27:25):
Your honor, your honor.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Yes.

Speaker 41 (01:27:27):
The only reason we know her is because Scary did
the same thing when he came down to Nashville last
year and invited around for the same reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Okay, so Scary, I'm sorry we were interruption, Scary, so listen.

Speaker 13 (01:27:40):
So at the end of the day.

Speaker 11 (01:27:42):
She was invited to come out for some cocktails for
the bar beforehand. Somehow, somehow she made it to dinner,
not by my invite, and.

Speaker 12 (01:27:51):
No, no, no, no. Then who invited her?

Speaker 13 (01:27:53):
I think it was our friend. It doesn't matter who
invited it was just.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
It does matter because you are the reason she You're
the reason she was there.

Speaker 11 (01:28:01):
The wives of one of our friends invited. I think
made the formal invite. So then she said out, I'll
tag along. Yes, The point is she came, she saw,
she ate dinner, and I do think she is due
to pay her portion of of the bill.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Well, you're the reason she was there. Therefore you owe
the money to Ronnie and then you can go collect
from her.

Speaker 13 (01:28:22):
Well right, Well, the thing is she split it with Ronnie.
They should have.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Can we get her on the phone? Bad idea, A
great idea? No, come on, coach to boy Josh, this
is a friend of yours too.

Speaker 28 (01:28:35):
Scary called me in here to defend him. But last
time we were out with this girl it was not
a fun nun. We had away like a half an
hour to take like a Tesla uber because Scary just
wanted to go in like the Tesla Uber Scary like,
and then we went to that dinner she was.

Speaker 13 (01:28:52):
At, and then they took us to that horrible club.

Speaker 12 (01:28:54):
Afterwards to lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Oh my god, Yeah it was awful.

Speaker 13 (01:28:57):
It was Aul.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Why are you hanging out with this nightmare?

Speaker 11 (01:29:02):
She's supposed to have to be a tour guide for
us and she's a pleasant Is that what she does professionally?

Speaker 13 (01:29:07):
Anyway? I do think she owes her portion of the bill.
She absolutely does.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
She does to you, But that's because you're gonna pay
Ronnie come out of my pocket?

Speaker 13 (01:29:19):
How is it come out of my pocket?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
But Josh, I'm glad you're here. Is okay the court
recognizes coast? Yes, of course we can't come to it.
I am the court.

Speaker 12 (01:29:30):
And the sonographer.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
So she's really that bad of a time. Why was
she invited out? Ever?

Speaker 13 (01:29:34):
Okay?

Speaker 28 (01:29:35):
So I don't know the reason she was at that
dinner we went to either she was just there. It
was like all of Ronnie and Scary's like best friends and.

Speaker 41 (01:29:44):
Her and the money aside. That's what I told Scari
is like, like, are we not good enough for you?

Speaker 7 (01:29:51):
Bro?

Speaker 41 (01:29:51):
Like I'm one of your best friend You got to
invite some strange like relative stranger who I don't like
out to hang out with me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
It sounds like there's a history of bad times with
this woman.

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
Yeah, and they're scary.

Speaker 12 (01:30:01):
That's scary.

Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
If we dive into scaries past. Scary has a history
of inviting people who shouldn't be places to all time.

Speaker 8 (01:30:08):
Should you do this at a sales party or something?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
All the time?

Speaker 13 (01:30:11):
I do?

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
And don't you remember he's hanging out with the mayor
of Jersey City. Yes, and he had a friend who
like needed his parking ticket taking care of. He brought
his friend is the mayor to pay the person.

Speaker 9 (01:30:22):
Yeah, Scary has been told specifically to not invite someone
to a place, and he invited that person.

Speaker 44 (01:30:27):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
To be honest, most of the people you hang out
with probably should be in prison.

Speaker 13 (01:30:31):
You've met as friends.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
They're sketchy as hell.

Speaker 11 (01:30:34):
Man, I just want to say, oh my god, I like,
I'm no more than merrier kind of person.

Speaker 13 (01:30:40):
Oh I know, Oh my god? What what? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Josh?

Speaker 13 (01:30:42):
What scary?

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
It was a great time.

Speaker 28 (01:30:44):
He arranged my birthday party the what was that place
called the Ashford? The Ashford in Jersey City. I show
up and like, it's like none of my friends and
all just all of his friends there. They're drinking all
the drinks, they're eating all the food. Scary is not
even yet and I'm like, I don't know any of you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
They were all out on a work release program. Do
you know people? Do you know people on death row?

Speaker 43 (01:31:11):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
Right? So anyway, uh so you feel that she was
there because of Scary. Absolutely, Therefore Scary should be responsible
for the one hundred dollars she shafted you on.

Speaker 12 (01:31:25):
I think you've said it all, Judge Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Yeah, guilty, guilty as hell. Undred bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
You can defend me after the show, and then you
should try and get the money from her.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Lary, right, And it's just a little side note from
the judge. I think you should reevaluate to people you
right now.

Speaker 12 (01:31:47):
Yes, that is the moral of the story.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Talk about it, talk about it well.

Speaker 12 (01:31:51):
Scary Scary Jones is a guy who he not.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
He likes to know people.

Speaker 12 (01:31:54):
That's his drug.

Speaker 41 (01:31:54):
He wants to He needs he needs somebody in every port,
everywhere he goes. He needs somebody to be your anger on.
And this is that person in Nashville. Even though one
of his best friends lives in Nashville. He still he
needs his hangers on.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
It's true, and they're all kind of lower than low,
these friends of yours.

Speaker 9 (01:32:10):
And now you're out one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
All right, I'm glad we had this time together. By
the way, this is great.

Speaker 13 (01:32:16):
I was trying to a beat up Scary Sessions.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
We love you, Scary, We're looking up for you. You
need better friends. We're looking up for you, don't you think?

Speaker 13 (01:32:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Yeah, fact, I wanted to start a class action because
something similar happened to me in Miami. A couple of my.

Speaker 16 (01:32:35):
Friends that I do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
We sit down to dinner with Scary and four of
his compadres. I won't even say friends. I feel like
they're acquaintances.

Speaker 19 (01:32:43):
And then the bill comes and you know, it's loud,
Scary chit chattering with the other people.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
And then finally he comes to me and he goes, Okay,
your share is four fifty. I go, oh, for three guys.
He goes, no, four to fifty a person. Oh my god,
the three of us out over thirteen hundred your friends
who are out on a work release program. They're aultately
gating signs and stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:33:07):
Was sexy fish in Miami and fortunes.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
All right, class action lawsuit? How much should we go for? O? No, no,
whatever you wear, you decide, Judge Crutch, Oh my god,
ten ten thousand dollars make it rain like you're doing
much of those sleepy clubs anyway, balting, Ronnie, What an
honor to have you here today.

Speaker 12 (01:33:29):
Let's talk about this every day?

Speaker 32 (01:33:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Are you gonna get one hundred?

Speaker 13 (01:33:33):
Guess I'm gonna have there.

Speaker 9 (01:33:34):
You go, and then it gets money, and then I
get money, and Daniell gets all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Right, well, thank you for being here to listen to
Uh what am I doing? Do I do something wrong?
We're fine? Right, okay, thank you for being here to
witness the carnage and here you go?

Speaker 12 (01:33:51):
Are they closing credits?

Speaker 27 (01:33:52):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Over the absolutely there they go. Be new friends. Yeah,
get some new friends. We all agree you need new friends.

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Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Line five is Renee number Renee you dj at weddings correct.

Speaker 34 (01:35:34):
Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
So you see, well, good morning. You see everything because
you're you're there, you have advantage point.

Speaker 20 (01:35:41):
You see everything, right, I do, I've I've seen a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
So, uh, what have you seen that really sticks out
as your headline?

Speaker 34 (01:35:52):
Okay? So yeah, I have the story of the century.
So we were djaying a wedding and the family and
the groom's family.

Speaker 37 (01:36:01):
Did not get off.

Speaker 34 (01:36:03):
So everything is very tense, you can feel it in
the air. Comes time to cut the cake, and when
the bride goes to feed the groom the piece of cake,
she ducks out of the way and the bridesmaids catch
the groom in the face with whipped cream, a pie
shollfule of w cream. So everybody goes crazy hahaha. The

(01:36:27):
grandmother falls on the whipped cream and breaks a hip.
Everything everything has to stop until the ambulance gets there
and takes care of grandma. So that definitely changes the
mood as well. So a little bit later in the
ladies room, and I am very startled. The mother of

(01:36:53):
the groom has the bride cornered in the lady's rooms
and is berating her. I mean ugly, ugly words. It
was just it was one of the craziest weddings. It's
that wedding that when we're talking to friends and or
we talked to somebody and they're getting married, it's like,

(01:37:14):
oh my gosh, that wedding. It was crazy and top
it all off. Yeah, So we always gave the option,
you know, depending on how things were going at the
end of the night, if they wanted to extend an hour,
we would be more than willing to extend an hour.
So we were like, let's just get the heck out
of here. We do not want to be here anymore.

Speaker 17 (01:37:36):
Let's just.

Speaker 13 (01:37:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 34 (01:37:41):
The uncle, the uncle of the grim comes up and says,
how much is it going to cost me to extend
an hour? Yeah, unfortunately we're contracted until eleven. Yeah, we're done.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
No, there's gotta be a lot of weddings you've done.
Were you actually physically out people? I don't know, there's
I don't get it.

Speaker 45 (01:38:04):
It seems like a wedding is it's a festive, fun occasion,
and you shouldn't be there if you don't want to
be there, and if you're going and you're gonna rip
everyone's dreams, tear their dreams apart.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
At their wedding. Well, look, thanks for listening to us today.
Thanks for the story, you too, Thank you a text.
At a friend's wedding, one of the groom's mother became
hysterical and crying so upset because two men were getting married.
They had to take her to the children's crying room
in the church. You could hear her crying down the hall. Wow,

(01:38:37):
oh lord, I know people are just unhinged. Yes, scary what.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
I used to be a waiter in a catering hall
that housed several weddings at the same time. Well, apparently
there was bad blood between someone a groom at one
of the weddings, and I think maybe a friend of
the bride the bridesmaid at the other wedding, and they
they were in the same venue on the same day. Anyway,
fights spilled out onto the street. They went out onto

(01:39:06):
the streets of Brooklyn on Emmon's Avenue. I'll never forget this,
and both weddings spilled out and they were like a
huge brawl like you would see like a crazy like
hockey fight going on outside in the street outside.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
No, I don't understand. I I see that.

Speaker 18 (01:39:24):
When you I guess if you pay for the wedding
of the bride or groom, that you feel like your
input is needed or wanted, or that it's warranted, but
it's really not. You had your wedding day, hopefully a
long time ago. Now it's the bride and groom's wedding day,
and you need to let them have their day and
do what they want to do and just sit down
and just hush. It's not about you, and people need

(01:39:46):
to understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I agree, I agree.

Speaker 7 (01:39:49):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
It's just so sad. But when people start acting up
like starting you start yelling, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Someone just said a text. I'm supposed to get married
and you're giving me anxiety. Oh sorry, No, no, no, there's
a very good there's a very good chance. You're gonna
be fine. It's gonna be good. Christy from Ohio went
to a wedding where the bride and the new mother
in law got into an argument over the centerpieces. The

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mother in law paid for the centerpieces and wanted to
take one home, but the bride wasn't having it, resulting
in the brother of the bride punching the new mother
in law in the face. It was wild.

Speaker 9 (01:40:22):
Oh my god, hell now let the flowers out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
People anyway, Joe on line twenty four, Let's see what
happened to Joe at the wedding.

Speaker 20 (01:40:37):
Hey Joe, Hey, I can't believe with you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Well you are. I hope you're in a good space today.
So you went to a wedding and actually I worked it.

Speaker 20 (01:40:48):
I worked a wedding and I was serving on our
plate and we would put we were string beans and potato,
so opposite size of the table. The other guy just
meet fish whatever.

Speaker 35 (01:41:00):
I do to vegetables.

Speaker 20 (01:41:02):
And the lady was so drunk she put her hands
right in the vegetables and just helped herself. And I'm like, ma'am,
you cannot do that. And she ended up stabbing me
with her fork and screaming at me. They had to
call the top.

Speaker 39 (01:41:17):
It was. It was.

Speaker 20 (01:41:18):
It was just funny as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
No, that's not funny. Were you bleeding?

Speaker 9 (01:41:22):
That's funny as hell?

Speaker 20 (01:41:23):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I had four holes in my hands.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Oh my god. It was because it's just because he
was drunk, right, It was a drinking thing.

Speaker 20 (01:41:35):
Yeah, yeah, it was a draking thing. But I just
can't believe I'm mom with you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Well, I'm glad you are. You know, what's your day?
What's your day all about today? Joe?

Speaker 20 (01:41:45):
Well, I do furniture repair and I'm in Philly right now,
so uh yeah, that's about it. Not too too much,
not like you guys cheering everybody else and making everybody's day.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Well, thank you. I appreciate that. But let me ask you.
I'm thinking about what you do. You do furniture repair.
What is the number one furniture repair job that you
have to do?

Speaker 20 (01:42:07):
Probably mechanisms because people are always breaking the chairs and
leather repairs, which I just did this morning, right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
Leather repairs and mechanisms, all right, all right, I just
wanted to know. You know, I'm very curious. You know
everyone everyone has their own, their own gig, their own
thing they do, and I love being curious about what
I don't know how to do. I could never repair
a piece of furniture. I can't even I can barely
sit on furniture, you know what I'm saying. But anyway,
so mechanisms for thirty years. So a mechanism would that

(01:42:39):
be like the the guts of a lazy boy chairs? Whatever?

Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
Yeah? Stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
Is that a mechanism?

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:42:44):
Yeah, yep, it's all the all everything that makes it recline.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Oh man, there's nothing worse than not being able to
recline in your lazy boy. That's why mechanism is a
very important job. You're a very you are an essential worker.
We appreciate it. Thanks for listening to us, Joe, I
appreciate it.

Speaker 20 (01:43:00):
Thank you, guys. I can't tell you how how good
it feels to talk to you guys is very very good.
I really like you too, and I'm hoping that that
fork wound, that fork wound went away.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Thank you, Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Online twenty three is Excel. Good morning, Excel, Hi, good one.

Speaker 25 (01:43:20):
Hello, so excited to talk to you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Oh, thank you. You hear that Daniel. People do like Daniel.
Didn't think any would like to.

Speaker 8 (01:43:27):
It's so sweet.

Speaker 25 (01:43:29):
I love you every day.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Well, you're about to make our show even better. Tell
us your story. You're at a wedding and something really
weird happened.

Speaker 25 (01:43:39):
Yes, so in the middle of the groom, you know,
saying it's vows. They were so sweet, She the bride,
you know, stops him and she's like, I have to
stop you. And then she told him that the baby
that he thought for two years wasn't his, and she

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like yeah, and she kind of was like shaky.

Speaker 20 (01:44:03):
He was crying.

Speaker 25 (01:44:04):
He just walked out and like we none of us
knew what to do. We just kind of just like, okay,
So it was the wedding over. Are we going to
go drink after?

Speaker 12 (01:44:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Well, okay, well let's get some story. So were you
friends with the groom, friends with the brideman? Who you
were you friends with?

Speaker 34 (01:44:21):
I was on the groom side.

Speaker 25 (01:44:22):
Yes, that was my now fiance's best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
And so she said during the vows, I can't get
I cannot move forward with this wedding with you. I've
got to tell you something, the truth. This child is
not your child, right.

Speaker 25 (01:44:37):
But she actually kind of wanted to stay with him.
She just wanted him to know first. I don't know
how she thought that that was going to work out,
but the way she was talking, she was like insinuating
that she wanted it to work out. But I think
he just gave up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
That is just not a good place to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:44:55):
It was that's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
So he walked to and did not He didn't come
back in. That was it.

Speaker 25 (01:45:04):
No, And then my now fiance he went into like
this back room was like consoling him, but he didn't
come out. He didn't show face. My fiance tells me
that he was like he drank the whole bottle, like
of liquor.

Speaker 34 (01:45:18):
He was just done.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Wow, So what do you do? Like like you like
you just said. If you're out there just witnessing this,
you're all looking at each other like, uh, do we leave?
Maybe assuming yeah, you don't.

Speaker 34 (01:45:39):
You have to afterwards?

Speaker 25 (01:45:41):
Afterwards, I was waiting. I had no choice because my
fiance was his best friend and groomsmen. They kind of
stuck around. I stuck around, but I was definitely strinking
at the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Yeah, well, did anyone stand up and make an announcement like, uh, obviously,
uh we thank you for coming, but this is not
going to I mean, or do people just leave? How
did it play out?

Speaker 25 (01:46:06):
The maid of honor? Yeah, the maid of honor was like, okay,
so why don't we just go to the bar, And
she was trying to make everything so cheery, like she
thought like everything was going to be like the back
normal five minutes, but it never happened. We just kind
of just hung out at the.

Speaker 34 (01:46:20):
Bar for the rest of the night.

Speaker 9 (01:46:21):
What do you think, Condy, did everyone get to get
their presence back, because that would be my main concern, like, well,
taking a sir going home.

Speaker 25 (01:46:30):
I'm sure that he gave it back. He was a
he's a very honest and honorable man. I mean we
all kind of knew it though. I mean there was
something weird, like they're both white and their son looked
very mixed.

Speaker 42 (01:46:46):
So oh my goodness, yeah, I mean come on.

Speaker 16 (01:46:51):
Really really, I.

Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
Mean, okay, now, so I know, okay, I am taking
back feeling bad for this guy at all now because
if they are both white as snow and this kid
didn't look that same way and his suspicion wasn't raised,
I am.

Speaker 16 (01:47:13):
Taking back feeling.

Speaker 25 (01:47:18):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
The thing is is that's not the time, nor is
it the place for this all to be discovered.

Speaker 25 (01:47:26):
You know, it's just not there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
That was really a crappy thing. The whole thing is
a crappy anyway. Thank you for coming on the show, Excel.
I have a beautiful day, Okay, so much for It's
a pleasure meeting you. That's great. I mean it's not great.
Text message. I'm an MC and DJ I had to
get the bride and groom from the bridal suite when
I walked in and found them shooting Heroin into their arms,

(01:47:52):
and I have to have them walk into the banquet
hall in the and they're both hies a kite. Can
you imagine rigging up before you walk into your wedding?
Oh my goodness, this is gonna be great here do this.
You thought your wedding was a crap show.

Speaker 18 (01:48:13):
Your wedding was come completely normal compared to all this
other crap going on.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 26 (01:48:19):
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Speaker 16 (01:48:54):
Elvist ran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Show, Scottie b U is starting quite a controversy in
the other studio. He would you know he loves to
make a sandwich and bring it in every day. Yeah,
he was eating this morning sandwich. What he's still eating
it now? Sorry, Yeah, what sandwich did you prepare yourself?

Speaker 36 (01:49:10):
It was a sliced chicken with Swiss cheese and mayo
and cherry tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
And okay, several controversial things going on. He put cherry
tomatoes on a sandwich. But they're not sliced, their whole
cherry tomatoes. Yeah, yeah, don't they.

Speaker 36 (01:49:24):
Squirt when you eat them? I only had one squirting incident.
Usually I navigate around them, so I get a whole
one in my mouth with each BikeE.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Okay. But the but the major controversy is, you know,
when you open up the loaf of bread, we call
it the heel. Some people call it the ass end
of the bread. You know, it's it's the end of
the bread. What do you call it? What do you
call it? Gandhi? What do you call it? The butt
of the bread? Yeah, he actually used that as one

(01:49:50):
of the slices of bread on a sandwich, and I think, okay,
it's bread. What's the problem.

Speaker 19 (01:49:55):
And when the controversy started, there was four of us
in the studio, including Scotti, and there was three people
against using the ass of the bread and only one
four and that was Scotty By.

Speaker 36 (01:50:05):
To tell you, sometimes I use two asses, double the ass.

Speaker 8 (01:50:12):
Technically you shouldn't waste food and you should use it.
But in my house, my kids refuse to eat the
ass of the bread way because they say it's like
it doesn't taste the same.

Speaker 13 (01:50:23):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
It's burn it's chewy, it's stale. I always I always
buy a light loaf so it's never burned. It tastes good.
You eat the ass. I love eating the ass. You
know you're wasting, You're wasting good bread. The ass helps
keep the middle fresher. If you take the ass, then

(01:50:45):
that that next piece is going to become stale. That
ass is used to seal the rest of the loaf.
That makes sense. I agree with you there, So that
ass never gets equal. So delicious exactly, it's delicious, and
you wait till the very end and then you go
for it, all right, all right, enough enough, we gotta
be careful here, yes, Gary.

Speaker 11 (01:51:03):
So yes, And I wait till the very end, and
I'm left with the two asses, and then I put
them in the toaster.

Speaker 13 (01:51:07):
And if you if you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Put them in the yeah, it's good to toast that ass,
absolutely all right. So let's waste not want not, you know, Scotty,
I salute you for eating the ass of the bread. Yea,
or as this texture says, you can dice them and

(01:51:28):
make them into croutons.

Speaker 13 (01:51:30):
Who's got the time for that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
That's it takes no time at all.

Speaker 8 (01:51:35):
That's a lot of time.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
It isn't.

Speaker 8 (01:51:36):
Could you put them in front onion soup?

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
You could?

Speaker 16 (01:51:39):
You could?

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
What you do is you you?

Speaker 7 (01:51:41):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
You slice them in like little squares, little dice, dice
and then maybe toss with a little olive oil and
some salt and pepper, maybe a little garlic if you want,
and then you toast them in the in the oven.
Take that long, Scotty, You eat that bread anyway you want, sir,
Thank you. I will if it's wrong.

Speaker 27 (01:52:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
They call it, this texture says, the ass of the bread.
They call it the hose slice. Everyone touches it, but
no one really wants it.

Speaker 8 (01:52:11):
That is true, though it does get fingered the most,
that piece of We are moving on, We.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
Are moving on. Hey, I'm at sharing.

Speaker 16 (01:52:21):
Hey, what's up.

Speaker 13 (01:52:26):
In the morning?

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(01:52:46):
Right shows, don let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody, he said, everybody,