FULL SHOW: The Day We Asked if the Earth Was Flat

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program we're pre recorded, so we'll just.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
See you guys every morning.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
I listened to it every day.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Clang clang klang went to radio show. There are the
days you walk around carrying the flask. I'm gonna carry
a flask.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Shut up, crack me up.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
I really love you.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
Boss has got this pink Kawan shirt?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Is he a radio dj? Elvis Duran in the morning
show Rich People? Can we talk about rich people for
a second. Have you noticed that sometimes rich people do
things that we don't do. We're just came up. We
were talking about Jeff Bezos. Yeah, you know, the one

(00:44):
of the richest guys in the world, worth billions and
billions and billions, and uh he he looks rich like
he'll wear like just a regular shirt and then he'll
he'll tie like a scarf.

Speaker 7 (00:59):
Around it, you know, the store mascots.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It just doesn't I mean, I guess when you're rich,
you just do things like that. You know.

Speaker 8 (01:09):
I don't you go and play at the country club
with Buffy, don't you.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't know if he does, but he just has
these little nuances that make him look like he's buffy friendly. Yeah, yeah,
like Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 9 (01:21):
If you look at any picture of him and if
he's in quote unquote casual clothing, chances are it's a
T shirt with a vest with a vest.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Rich people wear vests. They were really, Yes, it's either
if you're a waiter at Applebee's or a rich person,
you wear a vest.

Speaker 10 (01:37):
I Like, rich people don't use regular tissues. They always
use a hanky, like a silken Briger hanky, and then
they blow it out and put it back in their pocket,
like the only rich people can do, and.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
It has their initial on it.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh and the bogies.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
Yeah, well, you.

Speaker 8 (01:50):
Remember when I was at Chris Rock's house that one
time and I was there for a party for something
I was doing, and his toilet paper had ours all
over it. I wipe my butt with Chriss Rocks ares.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's sillyn't it.

Speaker 9 (02:02):
I also realized that, you know, we were down here
in Tribeca where a lot of rich people live, and
rich people either have a very small dog or an
enormous dog, and you know, they don't have anything in between.
It's always like a little teacup poodle or one of
those enormous great Danes that looks like a voice.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
They don't have they don't have a dog in between,
nothing in between.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
They also Tribeca has also the land of strollers. It
used to Oh my.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
God, yes, oh and they have the very expensive stroller.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
We go to Walkers, you know, for brunch, and they'd
all pull their strollers in and their kids would throw
cherios all over the floor. And rich people, their kids
always have cherios.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Yep, because I.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Remember my friend Steve, Steve worked at Walkers. We don't
even sail damn cherios and they're all over the frigging floor.
There's rich people. Rich people, their kids have cherios and
they pull them on the floor. Just an observation, very true.
I don't know, uh what else? What other things do
rich people do?

Speaker 8 (02:59):
We sun glasses when it's not sunny out or when
they're indoors, and like I'm like really.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, frog.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
They don't wear like normal shoes. They wear like uppity
rich people's shoes, like the shoes that you don't know
the name, or they have like weird buckles on them
or things like that.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
They're never normal, like got.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Them in Europe. They're always from.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
When Alex started dating me, he said, you know, I
have the sneaker test. I said, what's the sneaker test?
If you ever go out on a date with me
wearing something other than sneakers, you're out? Really Yeah, because
you know me my shoe game back in that day,
especially because I was overweight, the only thing I could
fit into her shoes. Yeah, a great shoe game. He's like, Nah,
those are a little too Hey.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Did your feet change size when you lost weight?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (03:40):
They did?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, Frog, I scary.

Speaker 11 (03:43):
They are never in town on summer weekends, always somewhere
to go, always either.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Because they summer.

Speaker 10 (03:48):
They summer, they summer the winter, and they do a lot.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I saw that picture of Danielle and Sheldon. They posted
there the night they were having dinner like the Bridgerton people. Yes,
at the opposite end of a long table.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
They do that.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
They do that. They eat it, but they don't go boating.
They go yachting.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Yachting.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know, when I stand, I stand in the kitchen
because if I sit down at a table, the dogs
will crawl over him.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Oh goodness.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Line twenty four is Brady has a Jeff Bezos observation.
Uh Hello, Brady, good morning everyone.

Speaker 12 (04:21):
Did anyone notice that Jeff Bezos looks like Lex Luthor?

Speaker 7 (04:26):
Yes he does.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
He has all yeah, he has that look going. But uh,
I mean yeah, I'm not. I don't want to make
fun of the way he looks, but he's he's morphing
into a different look the more money he makes.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
Yeah, that evil laugh throughout time. If it's getting more maniacal,
I'm a little scared of the whole look and where
it's going.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, you see our straight Nate has that maniacal laugh too,
So we're wondering if he won the lottery. Didn't tell anyone.
Nate give us that laugh. You do listen to this laugh.
This is a laugh, Nate, give us laugh.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
We' good morning.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
That's richmondiacle person, I'm murdering, laugh like that. All right, Brady,
thank you, thanks for your observation. I appreciate it. Like
twenty three is Sarah, Hello.

Speaker 13 (05:13):
Sarah, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh she sings. I'd like to sing up. Oh yes,
I am so your observation please so.

Speaker 13 (05:25):
Specifically rich men. Okay, so get picture this with me,
if you will, please come with me. All right, very tall,
a little slender, but some somewhat a little bit ripped.
You know, short pants with the ankle showing, always short
pants with the ankle showing.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah. Yeah, it's almost like rich guys wear ESPA drills
with Yeah.

Speaker 13 (05:51):
And sometimes those shoes are very sleek, and so you
can always tell because, like Danielle said, they're from Europe.
So the response, you know, they just they look great,
they look fantastic. But when I pull it off, I
look a little homeless.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
So yeah, I will tell you out where I live,
there's a lot of horse farms and stuff out here,
and you go to the grocery store and a lot
of the women will have just dismounted their horse. They'll drive,
they'll drive their Mercedes to the grocery store and they'll
still have their horse boots on.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
Oh well, they're right, and they.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Horse craft to the store.

Speaker 13 (06:26):
You know this sure fire sign.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah you got money if you're tracking your horse crap
to the grocery.

Speaker 13 (06:32):
Store right right, and you just don't even care.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, all right, Well listen, thank.

Speaker 13 (06:38):
You for when you need that Chris Rock soil paper
wipe it up.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah I know we did. Thank you so much for
listening to us. Have a great day. Okay, take care.

Speaker 13 (06:46):
I have a good day.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
Have you guys ever been in a store when you
realized you had crap on your shoes?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I have like the actual Oh, I was.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
In the nail salon and I'm sitting there and I'm like, gosh,
why does it smell like crap.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
In his nail salon. It took a few minutes you
realized it was me.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
I had stepped in dog poo outside and I tracked
it all in the nails.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
They were not happy with me.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Was saying that Jeff Bezos has one eye larger than
the other. It could be from the monocle, always squinting.
All right, there you go. Rich people can't live without them?
What scary?

Speaker 11 (07:22):
I feel like rich people pronounce foods differently, like like
it's caa gooo. Like they'll they'll they'll be very like
deliberate about where, you know, eating things from different cultures.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I was in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Andrew had something interesting happening to him, and I don't
know if I would survive what you went through. Don't
want to talk about it. Good morning everyone. I recover,
well he recovered, but people want to know from what
tell him what happened.

Speaker 14 (08:03):
I was held hostage in a ride shair ther nightmare.
It was terrible. I literally put in the destination, got
in the car, it drove past my destination. Two hours later,
I'm at a completely different address and I'm like, well,
can I how do I How are we fixing this?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
What happened?

Speaker 14 (08:24):
Well, so what exactly happened in the app of this
ride share program? Put in two stops, one going to
my apartment, the next at my sister's. My sister does
not live close.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
She's about an.

Speaker 14 (08:37):
Hour hour and a half away. This is like eleven
thirty twelve at night. I just assume, great, it's going
to stop. It does not stop. I okay, I may
have fallen asleep, but I wake up and I am
at my sister's house and I'm like, sir, why did
you skip my house? And he goes, it was never
in there. It's like, I know, it was for a

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fact in there. It is now two am I getting home,
and he was just kind of like, well, I don't
that seems to be something you should bring up with
the app.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
So, so you weren't really kidnapped per se.

Speaker 14 (09:12):
No matter how many times I kept saying to this man,
this is not like, my address is in there? Please
fix my address? Like, why did it not go? He
kept saying it's not in there.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
I just kept driving around with him.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yes, okay, okay, correct me if I'm wrong, because this
has happened with us and Uncle Johnny before, where he'll
he'll push in the right street address but in the
wrong town. Okay, okay. And so in order for them
to fix it, you have to go into the app
and change it. Yeah, I mean, isn't that how it works?

Speaker 14 (09:41):
But on my end, I have proof of it showing
two stops, one in my apartment the other at my sister's.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
So there's nothing for you to there's nothing for you
to change. Then it was already right on your exactly
and no matter how many times it kept showing it
to him. Yes it was two am.

Speaker 14 (09:56):
Yes I had some alcohol, but I still was like,
how is this happening?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
How did this happen?

Speaker 10 (10:02):
I love that he wouldn't take you back.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
He just kept driving around and he just kept driving.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well okay, so but he didn't. I mean, you didn't
feel threatened, like like bodily harm would happen, or I
mean you didn't he wasn't being like aggressive towards you,
was he?

Speaker 14 (10:15):
I will say towards the end, it was kind of like, well,
why did this happen? And he was kind of like
I don't know why it happened. And I was like, well,
something happened, so fix it. And he couldn't fix it.
I feel like maybe I channeled a little bit too
much of a Karen at the end.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh well, that's what he did. So he has a drunk,
sleepy Karen in the back stat I'll admit it. I
was a drunk, sleepy Carrien. Okay, great, Okay, now the
truth comes out.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
If I drive along long enough, maybe this guy will
fall asleep and I can dump him somewhere.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, this happened with Johnny. I. I think I told
you this story. We were watching him on the map,
like go across a bridge into Queens or something. He's
going toward Long Island. I'm We're in Manhattan. Where's he going?
The right address? Wrongtown?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
But I've done that with my own GPS.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
I was out at the Crayola factory in like Pennsylvania
or wherever it is, and I put in my address,
but I didn't see that there was a couple of towns.
So I just pushed it and I'm driving and I'm like, I,
this isn't seem right. I went an hour out of
my way because of a dumb ass move because I
didn't check.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
I didn't check.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You check your town, people check your town. All right,
I'm glad. You're safer than I we assumed you would be.
You're fine. The way Godhi told the story this morning
before you came in, was like, oh, good God, did
you hear he was kidnapped?

Speaker 7 (11:36):
That's what he said to me.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
She has a flair for the dramatic. Yeah, you told
her that you were held hostage. So she comes and
sells us. Good God, he was held hostage against his will. Emotionally,
I was held hostage. Oh God, get out, good bye,
Thank you. I'll see you in Miami. See you there.
This is how get started, you perpetuated. You have a

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flair for the dramatic.

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Speaker 1 (12:38):
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Speaker 3 (12:45):
Hey, is there something in your hometown the outsiders would
never understand. I'll give you an example. Here in New Jersey,
there used to be a theme park called Action Park.
Danielle remember growing up and scary, Remember and Scotti b
hearing their correct Action Park? These really remember cheesy commercials.

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We ran them here on Z one hundred. Anyway, as
my friend Tom was saying, if you ever went to
Action Park, there was a good chance you would actually
die on the roller coaster. It was like, there's always
like some story. I have a story. Yeah, Danielle almost
died at Action Park. Right.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
I went on, I went on the luge, I went
on the louge slide and scraped up my entire back
and there was blood and everything, and I'm like, oh,
I was in so much pain, but I did have
a good time at the park.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
But it was yea Action park was a was a
water park. Yeah, a good time while the skin is
being scraped off your back. Anyway, they wanted to change
the name from Action Park to Class Action Park because
there was always someone that you know outide yep out
to I'm like Froggy where you're from, like where like
your town or in South Florida where you were originally

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living when you joined you a.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Lot of people did not understand sand enchanted forest like
they didn't get it. And Goddy knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
People don't. I got it.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
If you're from South Florida, you get it, but if
you're not familiar, like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 7 (14:12):
No, well tell me what it is now, I want
to know what it is.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
It's like an amusement it's like a Christmas amusement park,
but people don't understand it. And it's the same with
the swap shop that used to be in in Broward County.
The swap shop was another one. It was it was
like a glorified flea market, but it was fun and
if you're from South Florida. It makes sense if you're
not from there, you could not have it in any
other town.

Speaker 10 (14:35):
Oh and it used to have a terrible jingle, Santa's
Enchanted Forest sentence. In ten Forest, I used to have
to explain to my friends who would come down that
if there's a body of water, I don't care if
it's a puddle, a canal, whatever it is, don't get
near it because something is lurking. All of my friends

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used to be like, Oh, that's so cute. Let me
go down there and splash around. Oh, alligators and snakes
exist down here. You can't do that.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
Oh man.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, people are at texting and your Action Park was terrifying.
Almost drowned. Someone said the Alpine slide was deadly.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
By the way, I made a mistake. I met the
Alpine slide. I didn't mean roller coasters. So thank you
people for chastising me. Because Karen is listening, Hey, let's talk.
Let's go talk to Brody. Hey Brody Hell Yeah, so
I mean you're from You're from Brooklyn. In Brooklyn is

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something that outsiders would never understand.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
Oh, we had something in Bensonhurst growing up that maybe
you've heard of. We had something called the Mafiah the Mafia.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
They didn't have a jingle like Froggy and Gandhiad. They
didn't have a jingle, but everybody knew who they were
and everybody appreciated them. They're all really good people.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I love this a text message. Where I grew up,
we used to have drive your tractor to school day.
I want to know where they're from. I would love
to talk to them. In Eerie, they have Pepperoni balls.
No one understands the hype for Pepperoni balls unless you're
from Erie. You're from Erie, right, uh straight in a.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
Y they actually named the basketball team the Pepperoni Balls.
Like that's that's that's a real thing. Like they were
trying to figure out something that is totally eerie. So
they said, well, why don't we name our basketball team
the Pepperoni Balls? So yeah, how about that? Okay, you
guys know what a Pepperoni ball is?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
No, No, I'm not from Ay. They're fantastic.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
It's a ball of dough that is fried and in
the middle is like a couple of slices of pepperoni.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's so good.

Speaker 7 (16:49):
That sounds goody.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
So so have you ever eaten a garbage plate like
they have in Rochester, New York.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's a plate of just everything, It's just everything. I
don't know. If you're from Rochester, you know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Yum.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Well, no, but they called it the garbage plate. What's scary.

Speaker 11 (17:05):
When I visited Saint Louis, they had this cheese there
called Provel and I'm like, what, yeah, Provel? What is
this unique cheese? I can't get this anywhere else in
the country. It's its own thing, and they put it
on pizza and it's so unique and it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Is it's a whole different flavor. As a matter of fact,
there are pizza places in New York that have that.
Do Saint Louis pies with provels.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Pie?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Well, Freedo pie. Yeah, from from the South, we used
to have Freedo pie all the time. Where you open
up a little bag of Frito's, like the little single
serving and you'd pour hot chili in there with some fruit,
with some fresh onion and some cheese and you fart
all day long. You just fart all day long, you know.

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And Garrett, growing up on Staten Island, it's not really
the big thing anymore. But it used to be the
garbage dump. People used to think of Staten Island as
the place with the garbage dump, and then so much
more in Staten Island than that. Yeah, yeah, gandhi, what.

Speaker 10 (18:04):
Is you guys can explain to me Taylor Taylor Ham
versus a pork roll?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't know what. I don't either. Well, they're the
same thing, right, I mean, Taylorham and pork roll. It's
such a Jersey thing, like a North Jersey thing. You'd
order an egg sandwich in the morning with with with
pork roll with Taylor Ham, and it's this Taylor Ham
that's I don't think there's really any specific part of
the pig you can find it. It's just all parks.
So it's Taylor Ham brand pork roll.

Speaker 11 (18:32):
And in North Jersey they call it Taylorham, but in
South Jersey it's pork roll.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
But it's the same thing. It looks like. Then you
go over to Pennsylvania. Then you go to Pennsylvania they
have scrapple. Now you know, I never knew what scrapple
was until I lived in Q and O two Land,
and then when I moved from Q and O two
in Philly to Z one hundred in New York. They said,
Elvis duranm moving from the scrapple to the big apple.
I'm like, no, I'm not doing that. I'm like, what

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is scrapple? Scrapple is just chopped up everything from the
pig man. It's okay, it's everything, all right? Yeah? Yeah.
And in Fort Myers they say they have something called
the peanut egg. It's a hard boiled egg that's marinated
in boiled peanut water.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Who know.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Okay, anyway, Hey, Brody, how's your day going.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Yeah, it's going well. The morning's doing the move very well.
I got to talk about the uh, you know, the
mafia on the radio. And what can I ask for?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
All Right, there you go, and your day is done.
What a busy day at the office you had? All Right?
We love you, Brody. We'll check back with you in
a little bit.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Okay, I love you too.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Hey, Hey, Gandhi used to live in Ohio. What were
those candies that every time I've gone to Ohio they
always give me a box of these things.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
They were Buckeyeh, guys, yeah, buckeye. So, by nature, a
buckeye is actually a poisonous, not that you can't really eat,
but if you see a candy buckeye, get it because
it's lovely chocolate, just filled with peanut butter and they're
beautiful and they taste it.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Then you go to Wisconsin. You have cheese curds in Wisconsin.
And uh, I don't know who's on line twenty four
with Bernard. Hey, Bernard, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I'm all right? Yeah? Where are you from? And what
from your area? Can can you explain to us that
we know nothing about.

Speaker 12 (20:23):
From Virginia and this in the seven five seven area,
it's pork smith Norfolk all that we have deep fried
blue crabs. Everybody else has seen them, but we deep
fry them in batter.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And god that sounds awesome.

Speaker 12 (20:40):
Yeah. You can go twenty miles of the row you
can't find it. But it's only in this seven five
seven area.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh man, deep fried blue crab. Yeah, I want some
right now, y from my tom tongue.

Speaker 12 (20:53):
It's all about the batter that you have to eat
the whole, all of the batter. Then you get to
the crab. Yeah, yeah, you all, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
I meant it, I meant it. Thanks for sharing that.
If I'm ever there, I'm coming over. Bernard. Thanks for
listening to us. I appreciate it. Take it easy. Yeah,
you know, so you have to explain. You have to
explain to people what these things are in your area,
action park or something you eat. But I don't know,
but scrapple. Try some scrapple. I suggest everyone you have

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to mail order. If you're not from Pennsylvania, do it.
Being from Texas, we had fried pies. If you guys
ever had fried pie.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Oh no, that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Oh god, it's so good. There was a little cafe
down the street from where I lived, and they did
these fresh apricot fried pies. They'd fry up the apricot
in the pies, and remember the McDonald's fried pies. You know,
I don't kind of like that. And my mother would
bring me an apricot pie home from lunch in a
paper bag, and by the time it got back to

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the house, it would fall out the bottom of the
bag because there's so much grease cintegrate the bag. I
love that memories anyway. Pie moon pie, I love moon pies.

Speaker 10 (22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
My friends in Nashville always send me some moon pies
every now and then they're so good.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh my gosh, Froggy, the moon pies, he said, the
moon pies.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh, absolutely, from the South, we always had moon pies.
You go to the store and you get a Lance
moon pie and a coke.

Speaker 15 (22:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
See, we get a Lance moonpie and an RC Cola.
I don't know if you ever heard of rc cola.
That's the thing in the past. I think I don't know. Anyway,
moving on, there's also the sweet Corn Serenade Festival in
beautiful Oscaraloosa, Iowa. Boiled Peanuts in South Carolina. Yep. You
know you have your own thing in your town. So
you know, don't take it. Don't take it for granted,

(22:44):
even if it is a water park that could possibly
kill you.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
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Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah. So Nate has to go to the dermatologist today,
and everyone should go once a year. You need to
get a checked out. You never know what's on your
body that could be killing you. Literally, you know, it's
good to get it checked out, and then when you
get a good, clean bill of health, you're like, Okay, good,
I didn't destroy my skin this year. But he has
to be totally naked, exposed to the world right in

(23:35):
front of your doctor.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Good.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
They need to see every square interview and they look
at you with a magnifying glass. Really, yeah, they want
to see if you have anything going on in your skin.
It's good. So it got us talking about, you know,
all the professions out there where people have to see
naked people every day, multiple people every day naked. So
I'm assuming I must make the assumption that after a
while it's like it's another naked person. It just really

(23:58):
is nothing more than that. Like Leslie eleven, for instance,
she's a paramedic. You see naked people all the time.
Good morning, Leslie. Thank you for being out there being
a paramedic and keeping people alive. We appreciate that.

Speaker 15 (24:10):
Thank it's good to talk to you. I listen to
you guys every single day.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Well, thank you so much. Now, on average, how many
nude bodies do you see per day or per week?

Speaker 12 (24:20):
Oh, at least once a shift.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, you have to rip the clothes off and turn
to a wound or something. I mean, what's the number
one reason you have to see people naked if you're
a paramedic.

Speaker 15 (24:30):
Well, it varies. Sometimes they die that way, Sometimes they
have injuries. Sometimes they have problems with accessories that they
can't get out.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Wait, let's back up. Oh so yeah, sometimes they put
things in places they shouldn't be putting them in those places, right, Yes,
so you got to pull that out.

Speaker 16 (24:51):
It creates a sumption.

Speaker 15 (24:53):
Yes, sure, that's pretty embarrassing when you walk in their
house and they're like trying to be discreet about it,
but they're sure at their ankles and they're just unable
to get up because the reason are stuck.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, sometimes you can't get them out anyway. So you
see naked people all the time. So, before you were
a paramedic, if you saw if you saw a nude body,
I'm assuming it was a different thing back then than
it is now because now it's your job now you
have to see them in Usually they're in a weird.

Speaker 15 (25:19):
State of health, absolutely, and it's just like looking at
someone's hands or their face.

Speaker 17 (25:24):
It just becomes another body part.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Wait, but come on, there's never been a time where
something was really weird or really big where you were like, oh,
come on, did you see that?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
You know?

Speaker 15 (25:37):
Yeah, actually there was a younger teenager that went to
the trauma day and when they were finished removing his clothes,
it kind of stumped over his leg and hit the
table and made a sound.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
A lucky guy. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 15 (25:56):
You know.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
A friend of mine is a mortician, and he said,
they all, you know, when they're having to take care
of the body and do the embalming whatever. Every once
in a while they look at each other and go,
oh my god. A lot of people are gonna cry
at that funeral anyway. All right, but Leslie, you know
what you do it for a living, so the nude

(26:18):
body to use like no big thing, unless it's that
guy you're talking about exactly. All right, Leslie, I have
a great day. Thanks for talking about nudity and we
appreciate it. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I love you guys every day.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
You too.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
She said, it slumped over his leg and made a
sound when it hit the table.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
God, what's that all about. Amanda is like three. Now,
Amanda worked for a tanning salon, so you do spray
tans for men and women. So Amanda, I must assume
nudity to use. Just another day at the office.

Speaker 18 (26:49):
Right, It's just another day at the.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Office, right, I mean, you've seen it all, so I'm
sure people are very, very very nervous about taking their
clothes off in front of you, some more than others.

Speaker 18 (27:02):
Right, I mean, yeah, I just really try and make
everybody feel comfortable, you know, like it really is just
another day for me. And I feel like once you've
seen one, you've seen it.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
All, you know.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah, I'm with you, guys agree.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, See, we're we're doing what we do for a living.
We just don't really have nudity here, so we're kinda
tell us in a way. I guess I don't know anyway,
So are people spray tanning their private parts? Are guys
doing that?

Speaker 18 (27:34):
They do here? We don't have a lot of them,
but you know, occasionally we have the special guys that
come in.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Special guys. What do you mean? Special guys?

Speaker 18 (27:49):
Most of the time they're a little weird.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 18 (27:57):
They have special quests for how they're spraysand because you know,
when when it is not yes, when it's not hard,
you know, what shunks up and you don't get all
of the skin exposed.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
So they to you to stretch it out. Yeah, you
have to stretch Let them do that, now, do you
do you do both sides?

Speaker 18 (28:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Do you think these guys.

Speaker 18 (28:34):
And under a car they just kind of have to
like lift it up and you okay?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, Hey, Amanda, do you think some of these guys
come in and they just have their thing spray tand
because they just want you to touch it?

Speaker 18 (28:51):
Is literally no doubt in my mind about that.

Speaker 19 (28:55):
Well, God, God help them, please if that's how you
get your jolly's. I just don't know if I want
mine Tand I mean I don't want to go. Hey,
look at my waiting, look at my brown we.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Look at that. I just don't know if it's my
conversation I want to have with someone.

Speaker 18 (29:15):
They are very surprised when the cold solution hits their
package and all of their neighbors go north.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
I mean when when when you get a spry hand
it is it really is cold wherever it touches, You're like, oolo.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Right, you do that a little jumping. By the way,
do we all agree Amanda has walked through this minefield brilliantly.
You have done such a great job and trying to
describe this stuff, Amanda, you can do at the blue
ribbond of the day. Thanks for listening to this, Amanda,
and good luck this weekend.

Speaker 18 (29:44):
Hey, thanks guys for being the best part of my morning.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Well, thank you for being the best part of our morning. Actually,
you gotta be honest. Let's go talk to Ashley on
line twenty four. Ashley sees nudity works at a prison. So, Ashley,
in what different situations working in a prison do you
see nude people?

Speaker 20 (30:03):
Well, normally, when like people come in to visit, we
are just supposed to just pat them down to make
sure that they don't have anything extra. But a lot
of girls when I a lot of girls, when I
asked them to like shake out their broth, they just
lift up their shirt and show me all I got.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Right at that point, I mean, just like I'm in prison,
what else do I have to lose? Right?

Speaker 20 (30:24):
I Also, I also have one I had one girl
when I told her, I'm like, go ahead, step in
the shakedown room. I gotta get this girl. I will,
I'm gonna pat her down, I'm gonna go check her
and then I'll come back. And I walk in the
room and she's completely naked and I'm like, no, no, no,
this is just a pat shirt. It's like, I'm not
getting me in you need.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
She's like, you know what, I'm gonna remove all doubt,
just take it all off.

Speaker 20 (30:46):
I don't know pretty much. I was like, I don't
need to see all that.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Well you did, Ashley. Thank you for working uh in
the penal system. I guess we could.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Thanks for being on the front lines, Ashley. You stay safe, okay,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (31:06):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
And finally, Nicole line twenty three, Nicole, why are you laughing?

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Because I'm just thinking, Nate, when Dina does your spray
tand do you let her see your package?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
No?

Speaker 9 (31:18):
I kind of wear very revealing underwear, but I don't
let her see the pack.

Speaker 8 (31:21):
Okay, Hey, Nicole, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Nicole is a massage therapist, and you know what I love.
I love getting a great massage. I'm going to get
one in a couple of days. And you know, a
lot of my friends are so adamant against taking off
all their clothes and getting under the sheet, even though
there's a great chance you're not going to see everything
or you right, who cares. It's a massage. So Nicole,
you see naked people all the time, all.

Speaker 18 (31:46):
The time, right every time, and it's always then they
just lay out on the table with the dog hanging
in the air. Love, I didn't have to meet under
the seat.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
Have you ever in the middle of the massage and
the sheet rise like a ghost all the time?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
You know what, giving massages there are two things that
you get used to. It's guys that get hard and farts.
They happen. Farts happen, erections happen. You just you have
to get over. Yeah, I know, Nicole, it's like I can't.
Like I remember when Alex started getting massages. He's like,

(32:27):
I gotta wear my underrest. Take your underwear off, dude,
it's a massage. But people are they're very vain, right, Nicole,
very vain.

Speaker 18 (32:36):
Yes, very vain. I say, just taking all off because
I'm working your dairy. You're also you gotta.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
Get it, gotta get that's the best masines the butt muscles.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh yeah, I know. Well, look Nicole, you keep on
doing what you're doing. And thank you for listening to us.
Thank you so much. I love you that you too.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
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Speaker 3 (33:13):
On Tell Mister Ran in the Morning Show. I'm still
milling through the refrigerator to see what could possibly possibly
work the sniff test, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (33:25):
I almost made myself pass out the other day because
there was something that smelled a little funky in my
fridge and I was like, what is it? There's not
a lot in there. I found it. It was the milk.
I took the cap off.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I was like, right exactly, you made the noise.

Speaker 10 (33:41):
Oh I almost vomited right there.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Well, I mean I have some meats right now that
are saying sell by you know yesterday. The thing is,
you know, the meat test I've learned isn't just what's
on the print the print out, but it's also what
it feels like. If it is slimy feel to it,
you need to like toss it. It's got to go.

(34:04):
And I hate to waste meat. Can't you just wash
the slime? I'm going to wash that slime right off
of my meat and send that on its way.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Uh yeah, So I'm gonna do some slime testing after
we get off the off the air today. I ate
the cheese, right, the cheese. So can you just break
off the mold and eat around?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Why not?

Speaker 10 (34:25):
Can't?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
That's what I've always done. Isn't that what cheese is?
Isn't cheese mold? Some cheese?

Speaker 9 (34:30):
Definitely, some of it is, right, But I've always just
broken off or ripped off the bad Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
But if it's in like some type of plastic, don't
the spores then kind of incubate around it?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
They do say that is a possibility.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
Like penicillin, it's the only one way to find out.

Speaker 7 (34:50):
I thought that was good for you.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I don't know. You just got to use your your judgment.
I trust my judgment when it comes to most things.
But no, you know, but today is exploration day in
the refrigerator because I got a lot and I you know,
I'm just I hate food waste more than anything. But
you know, when you gotta let it go, you gotta
let it go.

Speaker 10 (35:09):
What about sour cream? It's already sour? Can it get worse?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yes? You can, But I gotta go back Home sour
cream definitely has a pretty long shelf life. What's ketty.
The best way to clean out your fridge is do
what happened to me.

Speaker 11 (35:24):
My fridge cracked the bed during vacation because the compressor went.
So I'm like, oh my god. So I had to
order a brand new one from PC Richard and Son.
They shipped to my house and I said, you know what,
I'm throwing three quarters of this stuff away and then
I start. I only brought like maybe back twelve items
into my new fridge because I'm like, I have to
clean this stuff out.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Well, I know, but at the beginning of this thought,
you said you you should do what I did. I
don't want to do that. I don't want to broken compressor.
I don't want to have to call someone to bring
a new refrigerator. But I figured I turned agative you did.
It's easier just to clean it out or eat it
on time, you know. Stop buying things that you're not
going to eat. That's see, that's my issue. Oh my god,

(36:04):
look at that that pork tenderlin looks nice. Yeah, and
I'll buy it. Oh, I have this great recipe for
my pork tender loid. Don't get me started on that.

Speaker 10 (36:12):
Oh yeah, I really lie to myself about produce. I'm
like that bag of spinach, totally, you gonna eat that. Nope,
a few days later it's dead.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
We had some salad last night that had a little
brown on it.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It was.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Luckily the dressing was brown as well, so it covered
it up. Alex didn't know the difference. It was all good. Yeah,
so that's today. Also, getting a tire fixed. I don't know,
I don't I'm not the world's best at getting that done.
But it's got a I got a full day ahead
of it.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
Mine is the light in the car.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Which will, oh, the check engine light, angine light or right.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
Now, it's please change the oil. And I'm like, uh huh.
Every time I turn it on it says that, Yeah,
I know, I know, I'm good.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
Sometimes you can just drive it till it shuts off.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
I think, does it? I mean, how long can you go?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Really it gets really warm? Wait a minute, they still
have check oil lights?

Speaker 10 (36:59):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (36:59):
Oh yeah, of course, really check in there's a whole
array of lights that don't light up on your dashboard.

Speaker 10 (37:06):
His car check their own oil.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I'm sure my my check engine light is on, but
that's the car that Alex took because his has the
flat tire. We're not doing well. We're not doing well.
Let's see what else is on the list. Do you
guys have a list of things to do today?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (37:22):
Yeah, okay, I'm going groceries.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah. Wait, you go to You're going to a bank?
What do you doing? What do you do in a bank?
That's something you do like in uh in like movies? Right? Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (37:37):
Sometimes I like the personal service, right because you can
do everything online. But I'm like, they've got all my money.
I want to see who's who's I'm in trusting my
money with. Okay, don't you ever think that I want
to talk to a nameless person.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
On this is going to a bank. It's like a
scene from Diehard. Man we go try to figure out
we're gonna blow that vault. I don't know about you.

Speaker 9 (37:57):
Like anytime I go into a bank, I always think, man,
is it can be robbed him in here?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
We don't say that, Oh, don't stop something that I'm like, Okay,
where are the exits? I have to be like like Nate,
Like Nate, do not wish that on any of our
friends to happen. As I was saying, do not wish
that on any of our friends in the banking industry.
I actually asked to see the butt. They they'll show

(38:20):
you the butt.

Speaker 9 (38:21):
They show Yeah, they have a button like many different places,
that emergency call button.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I'll tell you that thought rolls through my mind too, though,
when I'm staying in line.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
You guys think about how you're gonna be heroes at
the bank.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
No, No, I start thinking about gone.

Speaker 11 (38:34):
I really I don't wish that upon anyone either, but
I do exact same thing.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, a lot of people doing a bank. You're standing
in well You're like, this guy looks shady. I do
that all the time. You guys, you never know where
crime will the erupt. That's why I don't drive behind
the Wells Fargo wagons rolling down the street. I never
want to be I never want to be a part
of that.

Speaker 8 (38:57):
But I do feel like I do this in certain
places with certain things, Like I'll walk into like an
area and I'll go that person looks a little shady
and I.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Think they're gonna do something.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
They do nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Can I remove myself from the premises I do know.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Do do what I do. And I learned this a
while back. Always know where the exits are. Yeah, always
know the fastest or second fastest way to get out.
You know. That's it said, that's not there's nothing wrong
with that. We're living. We're living in that world right now.

Speaker 10 (39:22):
I always try to look poor. No, it takes anything
for me.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Well, look at that. No one's gonna rob you today.
Look at you, right, I know, look at me. No
one's gonna touch this. This bitch ain't got a dollar.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
But I guarantee if you're in a bank and somebody
walks in with sunglasses on, you're thinking twice.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, Well there are banks. I know. The bank I
go to out here, one of them says no hoodies,
no sunglasses allowed, or hats when you're in the covie.
No masks. Now they say no masks. I know. I
always wear my Richard Nixon masks. The bank, old tricky dick.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
It's nineteen nineteen. Mary, still there. She's been on a
hold for a while.

Speaker 15 (40:01):
Mary.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I'm so sorry we're going on and on and on
about nothing of any importance whatsoever. As usual, my apologies,
no worries at all. By the way, do you get
nervous at the bank? Do you get a little nervous
at the bank?

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (40:14):
And I used to work in a bank.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Did you ever get robbed?

Speaker 20 (40:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Well, yeah, not really robbed.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Yes, I would say.

Speaker 17 (40:22):
It wasn't by a customer, it was by a co worker.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Oh god, that's safety.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
They say, if you want money, go to where the
money is. But she goes. She got fired, of course
she did.

Speaker 12 (40:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
It just seems if you work in a bank, you
know how strict every every single digit is when it
comes to input, output, everything. I can't see how anyone
would not be caught right right.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Well, it took.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
It took a while.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
She, you know, got a few dollars here and there
each night.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
We never they call it.

Speaker 17 (40:58):
They used to call it hit.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Count at their drawer.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
It had to hit so it was repetitive.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
And you know, I guess they had to compile their
information before they let her go.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Well look at that, Look at what we do for
a living. There's what could we possibly steal. The only thing,
the only thing we have of value is time.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
For instance, if I talked about let's say del Monty
green beans, for fifteen seconds. That was that's worth something
to del Monty. Yeah, they could give me money and
I could just run away with it. Yeah, but we
don't do that. We have checks and balances. But anyway,
you have a great day. Mary, thanks for listening to us.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (41:36):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Good morning, Elvis durand.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
And the morning show? Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand
Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Taps so danielle, Yes, what's your phone?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
All right?

Speaker 8 (42:00):
Dave wanted us to play a phone tap on his
wife Sarah. They rented a bouncy castle for their daughter's
fi birthday. No you do. So it collapsed on the
kids and the kids were fine, but they were a
little upset about it. So we said, all right, I'm
going to close a rep from the inflatable rental company
and we'll figure this all out or not.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
All right, don't mess with a kid and it's just
bouncy castle. It's not good. Here's Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
Hello, Hi, this is Megan. I'm calling you Fromani you know.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Oh yes, Hi, yeah, Hi?

Speaker 8 (42:34):
You called the other day about a party that we
had done for you guys.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
So we ordered one of those the bouncing little castle things.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Yeah, the inflatable bounce house.

Speaker 21 (42:45):
Right, the bounce house, right, and while the kids were
in it, it deflated immediately and fell in on the kids.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
Huh So, yeah, what'd you do wrong?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
What like?

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Was it plugged inn't right?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Everything everything was plugged in, right.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
You know there's a way capacity on that, right, What
like if you have like if there was too many
in there, then that could cause a problem.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
No, there was only five kids in there.

Speaker 7 (43:14):
Yeah, but like now, these five year olds built like
elephants or bill like kittens.

Speaker 15 (43:17):
What are you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (43:19):
It's an easy question. You can't seem to answer it.
So I'm gonna guess the dallas.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
If they are regular kids bouncing while the kids do
and it deflated, I'm your piece of.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Broke down in my backyard on my baby's birthday.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
My bounce house is not a piece of.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh yes it is.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Oh yes it is.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yes it is.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Okay. Did any of the kids get hurt?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
No?

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Okay, then we're fine. What's the big deal.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
We're fine?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
The five years old five year old kids?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Would you be fine, if you're five years old and
you're bouncing around a castle from falls On, you don't
order a bounty house and sign off on paperwork if
you don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 15 (43:54):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (43:55):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 15 (43:56):
Right now?

Speaker 17 (43:56):
I'm anything?

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Put a man wa.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Talk to you anymore?

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I was idiot.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
Look, nobody else is here to talk to you.

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You know what.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
I'm calling my phone up and get this record. I'm
taking your ass, of course, And what.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Are you gonna do with my ass?

Speaker 7 (44:09):
And Cory ain't gonna get nothing?

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Oh you don't know what I can get. You don't
know what You're gonna.

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Take me to court?

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Because the bounce house filling your kids.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Comment God, Megan said, you want to streak you with
kicking your.

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Teeth off the phone?

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Oh yeah, baby, you want to Oh yeah.

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You want money?

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Bag.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
You couldn't afford the party in the first place, so
you figured God is my witness. If I see you
on the set, I'm gonna whoop your natural ass.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
You don't even know what I look like. Oh I
found out?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Oh I will find out. Oh tuk to me, Dave
you there, I'm here.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
Sarah This is Danielle Minarrow and Elvis durand in the
Morning show You Got fun.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I'm gonna tell you what's great about this?

Speaker 13 (44:57):
Everybody talk to me about how professional my well?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I keep telling him.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
There Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 11 (45:13):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
The Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
So I was reading this morning. There is a guy,
a best telling author. His name is Dan Butner. He's
traveled the globe studying how people live long, happy lives,
and in a recent interview, he kind of laid out
the top eight habits of the world's happiest people based
on research and all the people he's met. He says,

(45:46):
there are eight things you can do to feel happier
every day. Are we ready to explore? Yes? Do I
have your attention?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Number one, you need to get at least eight hours
of sleep.

Speaker 10 (45:59):
Damn it, there goes that?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Is that at once? Or can that be added up? Bro?
You cannot add sleep. I had a sleep doctor tell
me that the happiest people sleep eight to nine and
a half hours a night.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Well, there goes that.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Number Two, you need to eat a plant based breakfast.
You guys, why is this funny? Why this isn't funny.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
For breakfast two days ago? I didn't really come on.

Speaker 10 (46:28):
Like bacon sauceage, he says.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
The happiest people on earth stay away from too much
meat and dairy in the morning and sugary cereal. No.
Number three. Number three from the list of eight habits
of the World's happiest people. This is a good one.
Socialize the more the better. I deally with people you like.
Of course, I think we get our quota every day here.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
Yeah, we have that.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Also another habit of the world's happiest people volunteer.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
People who tend to feel happier, more satisfied with their lives,
and have fewer symptoms of depression are ones who are volunteering.

Speaker 10 (47:09):
Hell yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Hmm, I got I gotta work on that one. Number five.
Take naps.

Speaker 10 (47:17):
Absolutely, We're on top of that.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Yeah, okay, like quick power naps thirty minutes or less.
It leaves you more focused.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
No, no, no.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
I like it's more of a sleep than a nap
knock out for a couple hours.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Well, Daniel, how come you can't take like a thirty
minute nap.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
I mean, I can. He's not the same as a
two hour nap.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
You know what, Alex will come home and PLoP down
on the couch and close his eyes. He'll I'm just
gonna take a quick nap and he'll wake up three
hours later. I'm like, what are you doing? Oh? Good
for him, He's like, I said, don't you miss those
three hours? You could have been doing something. No, I
did something. It was called napping.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Anyway, Yeah, quick power naps. They say thirty minutes or
less leave you more focused and productive. And that's on
top of the nine and a half hours of sleep
you need to get every night. The number six on
the list I love from the eight habits of the
world's Happiest people have faith. Doesn't matter what you believe in.
Studies show people who are religious or faithful or are

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more likely to describe themselves as very happy. I believe
that ye believing in the power of the universe, believing
in the power of God. You know, whatever it is
you're believing in, you need to believe believe in it more.
It's good for you. Any question.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
So far?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
No, keep going. Number seven limit your TV and social media.
Are you ready for this? Yeah, he's saying the happiest people,
the ideal amount is no more than thirty minutes of
a day of each.

Speaker 10 (48:47):
I told you that TV.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
And social media. The problem is, you know, some of
the shows we watch are more than thirty minutes long. Right,
So that's one show and a quick skim of your
favorite social media platforms and boom, you're done. Anyone with me?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (49:01):
Totally. I think when you're on social media all day,
all you're doing is looking at other people's lives and
comparing yourself to you know, do you meet the right standards?
Are you pretty enough? Are you skinny enough? Are you
happy enough? All of these different things and you could
easily just get away from that.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
All right, here's one, the last one on the list
of the eight habits of the World's Happiest People, Number eighth.
Maybe not doable for most of us. Do not work
full time?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
Oh come on, what how do I not do that?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Right? Okay? The people here yelling who have a four
hour a day job, five days a week.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
No, but there's so much outside of work that we
still do. But also, like, let's take us out of
the mix. The everyday American can't afford that anymore. Most
people have a full time job and still need another
job with the costs of everything.

Speaker 15 (49:48):
Now.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Well, but hear him out, and maybe it could help
you augment a little bit. Do not work full time.
You won't be happy if you can't make ends. Me.
But in a perfect world, part time is better. People
who work less than thirty five hours a week tend
to be the happiest people overall. Yeah, and there you go.
So in other words, you gotta find ways to cut corners,

(50:12):
be less productive at work. I don't know, remember when
you said last week you really should only be giving
eighty five percent at work, not one hundred percent. Yes,
I think this sort of I think this sort of
plays into that a little bit, just saying if you
if you work too hard, you're missing out on other
things that could be more enjoyable, taking care of yourself,
going on walks, hanging out with people, socializing, traveling, whatever. No, No,

(50:35):
we got to work, we got we have that. But
he's he's just say, fine, ways to us skip out
a little bit, to take it, take a day off
here and there. Yeah, what's scary, But.

Speaker 11 (50:45):
How do you strike a healthy balance between working hard
and slacking off. I mean, I feel like there's like
a fine line there or something, or you know, something.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Good is there. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (50:55):
I mean I feel like if you're not paying attention
or are you're doing something out of sorts, you know,
you get reprimanded for it. So and that could be
the fifteen percent that you're pulling back on.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I don't know. I just I'm just saying what the
guy is talking about. Why why you're yelling at me?
It's it's interesting exercises not on the list, not on
this list. Anyway, I thought, well, it's it's so well
in covering again, eight hours of sleep, at least, eat
a plant based breakfast, socialized volunteer, take naps, have faith,

(51:31):
limit your TV and social media, and don't work.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Okay, the last one is a little iffy. Yeah, what's that? Nate? Okay?
Who wrote this list? Right?

Speaker 9 (51:40):
Because I think this has something to do with maybe
where you live?

Speaker 15 (51:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Well, he traveled Okay, keep in mind, I'll repeat it.
Dan Bututner is an author. He traveled the globe studying
how people live and how they live longer and live
happy lives, and he laid out these top eight habits
of the people he was interviewing, who seem to be
the happiest people. That's it.

Speaker 9 (52:02):
So maybe where these people are, they're just naturally happier
because they're in Costa Rica or something could be.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
It could be it could be the environment they live in.
Absolutely it could be. But I mean these are things
they all had in common. Getting more sleep, eating better, socializing, volunteering.
I mean, those are very to me, they'll seem very
solid benchmarks.

Speaker 10 (52:23):
Definitely. Yeah, just makes me nervous because hours of sleep,
come on, I.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Would love to do I don't. I don't even know
what that is. I mean, I don't think I've ever
had eight hours to sleep, not in the past thirty years.
But hey, let me ask you a question. If someone
tells you something in confidence and you swear I'm not
gonna I will never ever say this to anyone what
you just told me, Is it still okay to tell

(52:48):
your significant other? No, exactly, you won't tell anybody exactly.
Well know that that that is the foundation of what
was told you. Look, I'm gonna trust you with something,
but you can't tell anyone. See, and then you go home,
you tell your significant significant other people think they're different

(53:10):
than that.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
I feel like you have to say or Sheldon, like
when you're talking to me and you say, don't tell anyone,
not even Sheldon, like that has to be in the equation.
If not, Sheldon's gonna find out, I tell them everything.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Exactly. I bring this up because this was a debate
between several of us several days ago. Oh, like, well,
you told me not to tell anyone, and I didn't,
but I did share it with my significant other exactly.
It is a person point.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Don't you just feel like your other half is just
kind of like just an extension of yourself.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
So that's that's the debate. But no, I don't. But
if someone says, hey, don't tell anyone, I'm not. I'm
not going to tell Alex. I'm not gonna I'm not
going to share that with him.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
See my mom always does prefaces.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Danielle, don't even tell Sheldon all the time, because if
there's something she does she's embarrassed about or whatever, she's like.

Speaker 7 (54:07):
Please, I know you're gonna tell him. Don't tell them,
like she knows she knows to tell me that.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
And then do you go home and tell him anywhere?

Speaker 7 (54:13):
No, then I will.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
If it's something like with my mom that's embarrassing and
she really wants to keep it, then I won't.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Tell him, right, okay, anyway.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Anything else?

Speaker 10 (54:21):
Oh my god, I'm like, so shook it right now,
because I'm thinking of all the times that I've said
something to one of my friends and said, don't tell anyone,
and then does there significant other no?

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (54:30):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Well, because if they're significant other nos, then they may
tell someone, and then it starts to multiply.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Ah, right, I don't think.

Speaker 10 (54:38):
Hell on earth, Oh my god, Hell on earth?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
What up?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Mate? I think that was? It was a Seinfeld episode,
wasn't it.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
I think it's generally implied if you tell something to someone,
the significant other finds out.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
No, my god, I thought, I like this text. As
long as they're not in the same friend group, then
it's okay. Oh because Kennedy someone else says, when you're married,
you become one person, So technically you didn't tell anyone.
We're not one person, we're two different people. We're two

(55:13):
separate people. I don't want to be the same person
as anyone else. I'm me, I'm they're them.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
Do you guys remember the Pretty Little Liar's theme song
to the show Two can keep a secret if one
of them is dead?

Speaker 7 (55:24):
Exactly? There you go.

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Speaker 1 (56:03):
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Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah, when I was a kid, first came to New
York City, never understood why they called it Houston Street
when clearly it was Houston, right, Yeah, right, yeah, absolutely,
that's going to learn about it later. It's just that's Houston.
We're gonna say Houston because that's what we say. Okay, great.
So there's this, there's this, I guess a highway, right,

(56:31):
the Van Wyke Expressway expressway. The family's name was van
Wyck back in the day, so they got us an
expressway named after them. But New Yorkers called it the
Van Wick And so when our traffic people do traffic,
they say van Wyck, but it's it's van Wick. According

(56:52):
to most people who drive on it. The name has
been ruined for years. Yes, it's long to say van Wick.

Speaker 11 (56:58):
It's improper, you probably destroyed, But who's who cares?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
At this point we say it van Wick.

Speaker 11 (57:04):
The traffic reporter should say it van Wick because that's
how we know it.

Speaker 10 (57:08):
So it's the family's name.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Do you think they're listening and caring about it?

Speaker 10 (57:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Maybe, Okay, okay. What about to Tappan z Bridge. Yeah,
but the town is called Tapan, is it not? It's Tapan?
Does it makes sense? But we say Tappan. Yeah, but
that's not correct. But it's now correct because we made
it correct because that's just how we say it.

Speaker 10 (57:33):
So it should be the Topanzee Bridge.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
Yes, that's why they changed it.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
I've never thought of it that way. The Tepanzee Bridge.
I get, well, so, okay, So at what point have
you changed the name so much from what it really
is where it's now a different name, it's pronounced differently.
I mean, at what point do you cross that line? Yes?

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Frog, So under this logic, basically, if you get it
wrong long enough, then wrong becomes right right exactly.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
I don't like like like the flower at Christmas. Don't
get me started, exactly the individual where you are, Oh
you cross, you cross the border. You're now in point
set a land.

Speaker 8 (58:21):
So well, they spell things differently, places like Sheldon in England.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
There as certain words.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Where igle that's not how you spell it. He's like,
that's how we spell it in England. I'm like, that's
how I grew up learning how to spell it. I'm like, really,
that's so weird. It's the same word but spelled differently.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
You know exactly. So what do you do? I mean? Yeah,
all right, So people are complaining that our traffic person
is saying van Wyke, but they clearly have been calling
it van wick their entire life, so you know what
I'm I'm not saying anyone's right or wrong, but you know,
history is saying who's right and wrong? I guess I
don't know. I don't know, Nate, what do you think?

Speaker 9 (58:56):
Well, remember when I moved here and I said I'm
going to be living in Greenwich Village.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Go.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
We looked at.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
Him, like, you're Greenwich, but it's spelled green Witch.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
Do they say Greenwich anywhere?

Speaker 3 (59:09):
I don't know, but that's how I said it, when
I moved to Greenwich Village exactly. The little boyfriend Eerie
didn't know how to say Greenwich village. It just doesn't
make sense to me.

Speaker 9 (59:18):
Like you go to England, like you were saying, and
like Worcestershire and all these Worcester it's not spelled like
that at all.

Speaker 10 (59:26):
Right, Right in Boston it's Worcester, spelled Worcester. Yeah, it Worcester.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Yeah, it's Worcester. Yes, but it didn't look like Worcester.
It looks like Worcester, it does, all right. Well that's it,
well that said I look, you know, we don't run
our traffic department. It's down the hall somewhere. We don't
even know. Is it in the building. I don't even know.
Maybe not. I don't know where the traffic people are,
but they've been told to say van Wyck, but they

(59:54):
probably agreed with you. They should be saying van Wick.
So I don't know. We'll leave it at that. Like
like Shinnecock and a long island, it's more fun to
say shiny cock to be honest spelled. Yeah, well it's
it's sort of. But we're talking about a very, very
old and famous Native American tribe, right, so we should

(01:00:18):
we should call them what they want to be called. You,
I will tell you this. We were talking during one
of the songs about our first apartments, and I remember
my first apartment. It was a one bedroom, one bath,
but you had to go through the bedroom to get
to the bathroom. So if ever I had a guest over,
they had to walk through my bedroom. So I try
to keep it clean. A friend of mine had in
New York. They called it a cold water flat where

(01:00:40):
the bathtub is in the kitchen. That was very That
was a very popular layout for a small apartment in
New York City, way way back in the day. Right then,
A few of you, a few of you's guys, as
they say, you had some funny first apartments, right oh yeah, yeah,
My first apartment here in the city, six floor walk up,

(01:01:01):
and I go in Greenwich, in Greenwich Village, and I
go into the bathroom and I'm like, something's not right here.

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
And I sit on the toilet and I was like,
you remember that bit Chris Farley, fat guy in a
little coat. It was like that, but me sitting on
the toilet, the toilet was tiny. Turns out it's a
child's toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
I didn't even know they made these things not legal.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
Because the way the apartment was, the door couldn't open
unless it was a child's toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Oh. I mean, you had to aim really good with that,
even when you're sitting. Even when you're sitting, you have
to like make sure you're your bull's eye a corner
of a huge difference on that. Wow, it's Scott e. B.
What about when you moved to Iowa, didn't you have
a weird apartment? No, that apartment was okay.

Speaker 22 (01:01:47):
But when I moved to Sea Caucus, there was a
window on my bathroom door, a glass window. It was
clear glass into the bathroom and there was a hole
on the floor and there was an egg in the
hole and I couldn't reach it. So there was an
egg in the hole for the entire time that I
lived there.

Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
What what?

Speaker 15 (01:02:03):
Yah?

Speaker 22 (01:02:04):
Yeah, there was a hole in the floor in the
bathroom with an egg in it. It was the strangest thing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
How did the egg get there? It was there when
I moved in. I don't know, but how did it
get there? I'm not sure how does an egg appear?
What came first? Your apartment of the egg, which.

Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
I just had like weird landlords, like the one set.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
It was a brother and sister and I'm you did.
I'm pretty sure they were sleeping together.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
Oh, because we we went downstairs and there was only
one bed and I was like, oh, this is really weird.
And then she would like I was dating Sheldon at
the time, and she made up that she had a
British boyfriend and he was coming overseas the sister. And then,
like I would, I dropped the dustbuster on the floor.
She came upstairs screaming, accusing me of knocking nails into

(01:02:52):
the wall and hanging things, and she told me I
had to ask permission to have anyone sleep over in
my apartment that I rented. And then her brother came
and said you have to leave, and I go, why
my sister is jealous that I give.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
You guys too much attention, So we had to move out.
It was a little strange, just a.

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
Little, a little, that's a lot strange, a lot strange.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Yeah, my sister's jealous because I'm sleeping with her exactly. Yeah,
she doesn't want me thinking of anyone else but her,
my sister. Woo Scary. You know a funny, funny apartment
story is when Scary and Greg t were roommates. All
he did was play tricks on me. That was hilarious.
I mean, I don't know how why Scary did not

(01:03:35):
murder him in the night.

Speaker 11 (01:03:37):
He replaced the cream in the Areo cookies with toothpaste.
He crazy glued my stress shoes to the floor, and
my favorite of all time, he replaced he was unscrewed
my shower head and put bullyon cubes in there, screwed
it back and then I and I have a tendency
to go into the shower before testing the water.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I turn on the water and for a chicken soup shower.
Did you get it?

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Did you get a bowl at his boon and that
was just a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Tip of the ice perg. It is genius. Yeah, it's genius.
That's it's happening to you every day. Scary it walking.
You would not believe what he did. No, and I'm
tell us we're dying to hear. The toothpaste in the
Oreo cookies is one my.

Speaker 11 (01:04:16):
Good Oh and over the water, the bucket of water,
over the over they forget.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
The reason we brought this up is there's actually a
friend of a friend who has a new apartment in
Hell's Kitchen in Manhattan, paying fourteen hundred a month. But
the shower is in the kitchen.

Speaker 10 (01:04:32):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, absolutely, that's insane. There's a little closet with a
toilet that's separate, but if you want to take a shower,
it's in the kitchen. But it's fourteen hundred dollars for
an apartment in New York.

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
Is a steel is as long as you're okay showering
and cooking exactly at the same time, my first apartment
burned down. Oh yeah, tell that story.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
It's kind of a sad story.

Speaker 10 (01:04:56):
It is. Yeah, the first apartment I ever had. Woke
up one night it smelled like barbecue. My dad was
actually visiting me at the time, and I was like, oh,
what is that? And then the fire department was knocking
on the door, screaming, get out, everybody, get out. My
alarm didn't even go off. Turns out my neighbor killed
my other neighbor in an attempt to and then an
attempt to cover it up burnt the place down.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Oh my good.

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Seems a little odd.

Speaker 10 (01:05:24):
My dad and I were sitting in my car just
watching the building burn and you could see, you know,
the top floor kind of caved in. And he looked
at me and he said, I just need you to
know the rest of your life is not going to
be like this.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
I was like, okay, thanks d I appreciate it. Nate,
do you have someone on the phone or something? Okay,
a bird there for a second. I know you do
make wild life noises when you start to say something.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Oh, and there's Nate answering a question. Exercise may not
be the key to living longer. As a matter of fact,
it might even be aging you faster.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
We'll get to that in a moment. You have to
read the whole article.

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
I think so right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Hey, uh, Nate's over here going, oh, stretching. He was stretching,
but he was making that noise and then yawning. And I
know the older I get, the more noises I make.
You know what I'm I said, It's like sitting next
to Mount Vesuvius. You're about to erupt. Like when I

(01:06:34):
get out of bed in the morning. My body's like
Disney's Haunted Mansions. It creaks like this old house. I
know that. But but if you're in a room full
of people and we're having conversations, you know, it was
like hey, gni blaa Okay. Also, you got here, you

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hear him doing it right. It's also in.

Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
Addition to making these noises, I've noticed myself just burping,
like I forget, there's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Is that an old person thing? Because my dad does that,
like my mom.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
My mom will do that, but she has like acid reflex.
I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yeah, I got gird.

Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
But see my god, I could do it on command too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
What it's good. I could do it. It's like Willie
Walk talk. No, but I don't know. My body is
just doing this. I have no control. Well, no, the body,
it's not a wonderland. I'm sorry. The body is just
a disgusting thing. Sometimes it really is. But it's just
it's just sitting in a room, which I think when
you're doing the mooing noises and things, I don't think

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you know you're doing. I don't. I really, I swear
to God, I do not know.

Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
I like I'm burping or yawning, sparting, or like when
I get up and I make that noise that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
I don't even know I do that. I just it's
it's just what my boy he does. But you do it, Blanche.
I'm sorry, Nate.

Speaker 10 (01:08:03):
Actually he's one hundred, you're like forty.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Right, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
I've been through a lot of It's not the years,
it's the mileage.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Okay, Hey, speaking of So, I was reading online New
York Post dot com and the headline I saw was
exercise may not be the key to living longer. It
might even be aging you faster.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
I didn't read the full article yesterday, but because I
know pretty much what's really what is right. The headline
is misleading, but Scary did a mass text to all
of us. Ah, you can hear him saying, you people
who work out, listen to this. So the article goes
on to say exercise might not be the key to longevity,
according to new research in fact, too much moving around

(01:08:46):
could even be accelerating the aging process in our bodies,
Scandinavian scientists have revealed. It goes on to say, where's
the rest of the article? Read more? Yeah, what's with
this anyway? It goes on to say moderate exercise is
good for you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:06):
Yes, I mean it pretty much says no one's going
to argue that exercise is important and everybody should be exercising.
What it was saying is if you do it too much, yeah,
then yeah, you're gonna hurt your joints and your bone
all these other things that of course, if you're running
one hundred miles a day, we know that's not going
to be great for your body.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
It goes on to say. The ambitious study on the
oft discussed subject has yet to be peer reviewed, but
recently won some kind of medicine prize in Finland. Whatever.
Multiple studies have previously confirmed that those who exercise more
live longer and healthier lives. Yes this time, however, researchers
at the University of found that physical activity might just

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be a small part of the larger picture, and in
some cases may have negative health effects. They studied eleven
thousand people the participants self reported the time and intensity
of their day to work out, and they were categorized
in four groups. Which of these four groups are you
a member of? Number one sedentary, moderately active, moderately active,

(01:10:11):
which I don't know what that would be.

Speaker 10 (01:10:12):
I need to hear the other one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
The other one active and highly active.

Speaker 10 (01:10:16):
Definitely not highly active.

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
I feel like I'm in the middle of moderately active
and active. Yeah, me too, because like it depends on
the day, right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Like I work out three times a week.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Wait, are they talking about working out or just being active?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Well, I don't know. I think comics Like in the middle,
Oh my god, it.

Speaker 10 (01:10:35):
Was talking about how important it is to watch your diet,
that that's a huge factor, and your body mass is
a huge factor and all that kind of stuff. So it's,
you know, we know this, it's important to take care.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Of yourselves, so listen closely. Scary. Overall, they found that
those who exercise the least were about twenty percent more
likely to die over the forty over the forty five years,
and those who were regularly active.

Speaker 11 (01:10:58):
See from the headline, take away was that you're killing
yourself by working out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
That's that's pretty much what it's. Well, they don't give
you the full story in the head However, when they
filtered for lifestyle factors including education, body mass index, UH, smoking,
and alcohol consumption, that's me. I guess that number drops significantly.
So being moderately active is step up from sedentary. It's

(01:11:23):
a good thing. And in you know, maybe it's don't
consider that headline as being the truth.

Speaker 10 (01:11:30):
And you got to read an article.

Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
I thought I was onto something when I said that.
People say that I look young because I don't cork
out and I haven't put physical strain on my body.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
You know, we've had friends who had a baby face
who passed away because they were not healthy. Oh yeah.
It's like it's like someone's saying, oh, I heard drinking
red wine is good for you. Well, it can be,
but there are there are rules and regulations.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
So if the restaurant is two blocks away, you shouldn't
drive to what we're saying, baby, which he does.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Look, I'm not saying any of us are better than
any of us. That's not all I'm saying. But I'm
all I'm saying. The point of this is to read
the article. Don't just look oh the headlines like oh,
caught the headline this morning, told me I'm gonna live
forever because I'm not working making up all.

Speaker 15 (01:12:20):
Of you are Solis.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
In the Morning Show to figure.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
It out anyway? So why are you laughing?

Speaker 10 (01:12:34):
See just three deadlines and the moves on. I mean,
I know that people do it, but typically if you
see a headline and you're like, oh, that's interesting, don't
you then read the article?

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yes, you're supposed to. People, don't people. I know you don't.

Speaker 8 (01:12:47):
Not so excited to tell us I told you so
that he sent the article without reading, all the more
reason to read it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Well, there you have just we just went three minutes
and Nate didn't make a noise.

Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
I saw him over there tapping his chest though trying
to keep quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
He was like, I had a little congestion. I was
trying to break it up, all right, did you just go?

Speaker 13 (01:13:15):
All right?

Speaker 18 (01:13:24):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Mysteryan in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
What have you bought as an adult after not getting
it as a kid? I found this on Reddit. I
thought this was great because I started immediately started listening
things off, things always wanted and things always needed but
never got, never could, parents wouldn't buy it for me,
or I couldn't afford it. But you know that you're

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an adult and you're working. What do you have? Gandhi?
What do you have?

Speaker 22 (01:13:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
There are so many places to go with this. So
first of all, name brand snacks and things that have
to do with you know, food, because I always got
the bootleg version of whatever it was. And then also
the super size of any art supplies like the big
crayon box, the big colored pencils, the full color set
of paint. I buy all that stuff. My parents would
never They always got me like the here are the

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three primary colors, make the rest exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Which is a learning experience?

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
What about you, Froggy, Oh food on the way home.
I'm not told, oh we got that at home, you
don't need no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
No, I get it out and I want it, Danielle
so mine.

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
I don't know if my mom even realizes this. So
when I was a kid, I was not allowed to
have sugar. So I don't know what the reason was,
but I wasn't. So I wound up stealing a piece
of sugary candy from a store and my mom busted
me on it. After that, my mom let me have sugar,
so whenever I now could go in a store and
know I can just buy candy and eat it. It

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brings me back to that and I'm like, that's right,
I'm having candy and here I go.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
How do you like me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
No, I'll show you mother, what about you? Scary?

Speaker 11 (01:15:04):
A foosball table and a life size, full version of
an old school arcade game. I wanted a full arcade
game in my house and we never got it, but
I put it in my apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Wow, three quarters of the place. Well, this list is
kind of great. By the way people are texting in
a chia pet pring goles. Never had pringles when I
was a kid. They wouldn't let me have them. Let's
see a horse, a puppy, Hell yeah, dog, Braces on
your teeth okay, Pokemon cars? Yeah really see. You never

(01:15:37):
could get it when never your parents wouldn't let you
do braces as a kid.

Speaker 10 (01:15:40):
No, it wasn't that. So braces aren't just for the aesthetic.
It's you know about your bite, and I've always had
a fine bite. There was never a problem, so they
were like, oh, you don't need braces. And my teeth
were always super straight. But now that I'm an adult,
I have wisdom teeth growing in that are moving everything
and making them crooked. So got to figure that out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Wow, look at this, a lot of people saying braces,
You're not alone.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Things you bought as an adult you couldn't get as
a kid. All the best Halloween decorations, like the thirteen
foot Jack Skellington. Yeah, the twelve foot Infernal Skeleton, Thank you, Kelly.
But listen to this list. A metal detector. Always wanted
one as a kid. The gigantic pack of Crayola crayons
like you said, gandhi, let's see expensive lego sets.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
Oh yeah, the full spread Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Going to concerts, the current gaming consoles. But here's another one.
Something you bought yourself as an adult you couldn't get
as a kid. The removal of my impacted wisdom teeth.
And in bizziline, I know that. And here's what I
bought the other day. Lunchables. I love lunchables. Yeah, my
mother when I was a kid, Like she said, I

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can put that together at a fraction of the prize.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Things you can do as an adult that you always
wanted as a kid. Therapy, yes, yeah, desserts, at restaurants,
an app sugary cereals.

Speaker 17 (01:17:05):
I love.

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
It's so funny though, what Froggy said, because it's so true.
How many of us did that as a kid. You're
in the grocery store, you're someplace and you ask for
something and they go.

Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
We have that at home. But it's not the same,
but it's similar.

Speaker 10 (01:17:17):
The amount of things. My mom told me she could
make it home. She was a master chef in her head, like,
I can make that at home. No you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
It's not you can't even you can't even make lunchables.
The texts, an easy bake oven which I bought later
in life. Don't even know where it is. The shoes
with wheels, the heelies, is that what they're called? Oh yeah,
let's see ripped jeans.

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
Oh that's another thing. They used to say. You don't
need to pay extra for those. Give me a pair
of scissors. I'll ruin something at the home for you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Right. A swimming pool that's extravagant, but never could have
one as a kid, and now they can. A trampoline,
ruby slippers, what uh? Pop tarts? As an adul I
love pomp tarts.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
Oh my gosh, there's so many flavors to choose from.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
I like this Amaserati, so think about it. I love
this text. I always wanted one, the family would never
let me get one. Now I have my own hairless cat. Okay,
all right, there you go. And a lot of people
never could go see them when they were kids. Now
they're adults, new kids on the block, they're still around.

Speaker 18 (01:18:26):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
So think of that thing light bright, doesn't matter. Think
of that thing you always wanted as a kid. Your
friends may have had it, You always wanted it, and
now you can maybe afford to go and get it.
Go get it. It's never too late to have whatever.
That whiz right.

Speaker 10 (01:18:41):
No, as soon as I have a backyard, I'm getting
a trampoline and we can all tear our acls.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Bounce off and hit our heads. Yes, where as my
dad would say, hit your noggin anyway. Tattoos another one.
I still haven't figured that out. Okay. Interesting texts that
came through from David online nineteen Let's go see hi
to David. Hello David, Hello, is it working? Can you
hear us?

Speaker 21 (01:19:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:19:08):
I can hear you, as does on your ends.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
What Yeah, we hear you? Just fine. You're great. I
can hear you now. Okay, I'm glad you got that
out of the way. Okay, So, David, I'm gonna read
your text. It says, Hi, my name is David. I'm
a construction worker and I do only fans and stand
up comedy on the side, not as a hustle, but
just for fun. And nobody really knows. Well, let me

(01:19:34):
ask you this, David, stand up comedy. There are usually
people you know watching you and know who you are,
and only fans maybe someone would recognize you unless you're
like not putting your face on there. How does this work?
And how does this work for you? And staying anonymous
at the same time. I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
I mean I don't hide it, but I don't go
around work like, hey, you want to see me naked?

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
I do. Okay, now let's start. Hold on, let's start
with the stand up comedy thing. I mean, so you
what got you into that? And do you do? Like
do they hire you? I mean, are you on the
bill that? Oh my god, David's in our club this weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Uh So I went to a couple open mics just
with some friends. I was like, you know what, I'm
I think I'm pretty funny. I could probably do this,
and then I found out that you really can't unless
you're actually funny. So I started. I started one or
two of mics a week a month, I mean, and then, uh,
I've opened for a couple of local shows, but I
don't really put it out there until I started getting

(01:20:40):
more consistent reactions.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Wow. You know what we're learning from you so far
is you have confidence. It takes a lot of confidence
to get on a stage and try to be funny,
and confidence to go naked on only fans. You really do?
I mean, have you always been a confident, go getting
kind of guy?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 21 (01:21:03):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
In high school, I was six two and like one
hundred and thirty pounds. I was scared of strong breezes
and angry ducks.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
So can I ask does your family know that you
do this?

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
I mean, if they asked, like, hey man, so what
are you doing? Aside?

Speaker 21 (01:21:22):
What do you really want to know?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Yeah, sure, I'll hint around it, and if they keep asking,
I'll tell him I was raised questions you don't want
to answers to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
There you go? You are You're from Oklahoma, I'm from Texas.
We live in the land of denial down there, and
that's it's safer that way.

Speaker 10 (01:21:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gandhi what okay, David, do you have
with with whatever it is that you're doing on OnlyFans
like a specialty? I know there are little subcategories of
what people are uh.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
So, uh I would I'm going to refer to as
a sauce dom in the king community.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Okay, okay, wait wait, hold on, going back up, a
soft dom in the kink community. Is that what you said? Okay, yes,
that's exactly what I said. Okay, okay, okay, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Please don't beat me. Okay, beat me, but softly, all right,
go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
And so it's it's less about you know, the impact
or anything like. It's it's more about willingly giving up control.
And so I'll do voice recordings like as Mr but
a little bit spicier. And then I've gotten some pretty

(01:22:36):
specific requests.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I was like, I don't know if I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Like this, but the check cleared. Okay, okay, okay, Well,
as long as you're comfortable and you're in control. You know,
we have another friend of a friend of the show,
the squirrel Guy. Yeah, yeah, we got to know him
because he was friendly with a pet squirrel. He would
and now he's on only fans as well. You know,
doing stuff, I mean only fans is very unique. Do

(01:23:01):
you do You do a great business with only fans?
Are you? Are you making some change?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:23:07):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
My my profile is actually free. I only charge if
it's like really weird or really custom.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
I really do just do it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
It's not a hupful. I do it for fun. Okay,
that's interesting. You only do it. You do it for fun.
But if they want something very specific, you'll go, well
that's going to cost you. Okay, right, I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Well, I guess something I'm gonna do anyway, Like eventually
I'm like, oh yeah I should. I'll just I'll just
move up the timeline. But if it's something like I
was never gonna do, like on my own, I'm like,
all right, you know here, here's the estimate for that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Here's your quote. Well I don't know, David. David, you know,
as your agent, you're given you're giving away the milk
for free. Here, So question yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
Well, okay, the first question is, if you can answer
this in a clean way, what was the craziest thing
anybody's ever asked you to do?

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
And have you ever turned anything down?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Uh? Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
The thing I turned down is they wanted me to
role play as their dad. Oh okay, And I was like, well,
that's not going to be a thing, but I do
anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Ever, Okay, okay, okay, So you turn that down? Okay.

Speaker 21 (01:24:23):
And then, uh, the.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
The weirdest thing. They wanted me to be a wizard
in them, to be an orc in the in the
recording and just basically fantasy degradation.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Oh boy, and uh that's deeply psychological stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Oh yeah, I was. It took me a minute to
wrap my head around how I would even think about
doing that one. But they seemed happy with it, and
they said they might want another one.

Speaker 15 (01:24:58):
So I'm uh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:25:02):
So follow up questions that to be the wizard, how
much did you charge?

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
I guess I think I asked them for fifty bucks?

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Oh wow, Okay, that's a bargain in mind like this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Well, okay, as we as we talk to you, David,
a lot of people are texting in wanting to know
your your your name on Army fans. So I mean
you know that if we if we put it out there,
you're gonna get a lot of response and and and
I don't mind that at all, but I just I
just want to make sure we're not sending them to
some someplace that's going to frighten them. It sounds like

(01:25:39):
in like a wizard, you know, uh, be my daddy. Way.
But if it sounds like you're you're totally cool. And
I don't know she should we do? Would you mind
giving it to us? Sure, it's hold on, let me
get my pen hold on right, Okay, go right ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Yeah, it's shrimp underscore salad.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Shrimp, Oh god, shrimp salad. Now, why did you choose
shrimp under Why?

Speaker 14 (01:26:10):
David?

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
David? Why did you choose shrimp underscore salad?

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Comedy of everything?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Okay, all right, all right, find this Okay, By the way,
let me just make it really clear. David is his
own dude. We're not under he's not under contract with us.
We're not under a contract with him. You go there
on your own, your own, uh, your own. Okay, we'll
just leave it at that. And well, okay, what Gandhi

(01:26:38):
is looking?

Speaker 10 (01:26:38):
Hold on, I'm trying to find him. I don't I've
never really used only fans before. But we're going to
give this a shot.

Speaker 12 (01:26:43):
You have to make an account.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
I'll take you about ten minutes to register.

Speaker 10 (01:26:46):
Oh I can't just get a preview, this is nonsense.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Well I have one. Let me check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
I try to hit the miners off.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, credit card exactly exactly. Well, look, we
wish all the luck in the world to you. I
find this fascinating, by the way. I think it's great.
And you said that you were a very very shy
kid growing up. Again, to get on stage and try
to be funny in a comedy club and be able
to like turn the camera on and do things for
people like that while you're naked, that takes a lot

(01:27:15):
of confidence, I think. And so give yourself some credit there,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
And now I'm a radio star.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
So there's that too, superstard. Oh my gosh, that's right.
Let's add that to the list. I ask one last question, yes, please.

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
Already for somebody who maybe wanted to do this on
the side, like you know, what can you make like
in a year, say.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Just what do you think my fiance did it? And
she would make you know, between five hundred or you know,
three thousand a month depending on what on what the
order she got in on what.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Request she got.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
And then there's the big people that you know, the
average person that I seemed like divisit as a career.
They make enough, you know, for their bills and some comfort,
maybe a trip or two because they have they have
the time for them to do that because they can
will work on their trip. But people that are like
make it, they make hundreds of millions, they make well, yeah,
they may call it many many a million.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
So there you go. Well, David, it's been a pleasure
speaking with you, and uh, there you go. Shrimp Underscore Salad.
At the at the end of the day, we always
have to make a list of what we did, what
we talked about and under. The guests on the show
today was David Shrimp Underscore Salad. I'm very proud of this.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 11 (01:28:35):
Oh, Joe Kannis in the studio and he said, scary amprosary.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
You guys should put together rereary. You don't want to
be scroaty.

Speaker 22 (01:28:44):
No, no, no.

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
Listen to the.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
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This is Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Hey, by the way, if you're a flat earther, we
want to hear from you now Texas at fifty five.
I just want to ask you some questions questions. Who
wasn't there was a flat earther, was it?

Speaker 21 (01:29:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
I believe Kyrie Irving may also be a flat earther.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Do they do?

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
They say where it is? You have to walk in
order to fall off the side.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Off the edge, So we don't know where. Yeah, it's
out there, it's out there. The water goes from the ocean. Yeah,
we don't know. We don't know where is the edge
us in there. I really think if we start trying
to debate this, it's really going to lead nowhere. So
you know, we move on. Elvis. Do you have anybody
who like to send to the edge of the flat Earth? Yes?
You know what if there is, If there is an

(01:29:42):
end to the Earth, I have a list of people
to sail out there. Me too. I like to add
on to that when you make it all right done deal.
But hey, you know, uh, here's the difference between me
and a lot of people. If someone says, Hey, Elvis,
I want to sit down with you and have a
serious conversation about you know how I believe the Earth
is flat and I have a few points to prove it.

(01:30:03):
You know, if I like you and I'm friends with you,
I'll not a stranger. I'm not gonna put myself through that.
But if I know you and you're ready to talk
about it, okay, let's have a cocktail. Let's talk about it.
I wouldn't mind hearing what you have to say. Yeah,
I've never really sat down with a flat earther. I
don't know. I mean, I happen to know from my
what I've learned. What I've learned is that I don't

(01:30:26):
believe the Earth is flat?

Speaker 11 (01:30:28):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
But may I Can I sit here and tell you
with one hundred percent certainty that the Earth is round? Yeah? Yes, Well,
I don't know. You know, those pictures could have been
jacked around with I don't know, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:30:46):
Well, sure, I mean, if you don't want to believe
in any of the things that we've seen as fact
to be fact, then yeah, there could be a case
that it's not real. But once you you know, have
photographic evidence from the moon, or people flying around the
Earth and taking pictures of it with drones.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:31:01):
You know, all this stuff, it's really hard to wrap
your head around it all being flat then exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
No, no, no, you know I really fall on the
side of round Earth theory. But I tell you, if
you spend enough time with a conspiracy theorist, and they
are great words words craft, They craft their words very well,
and they give you Okay, if there's any doubt with

(01:31:29):
the jury, then you know we must not acquit, we
must equit. You know what I'm saying. Does that makes sense? Yeah,
So it's like, Okay, I'll listen to what you have
to say. And you may have a really strong base
of evidence. I don't believe you, but I'm gonna give
you credit for actually doing a great job case.

Speaker 10 (01:31:49):
Yeah, putting up a good debate exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
Sometimes I just sit there and hear what you have
to say.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Exactly. See, there are some people who will just slam
the door on your face. No, I'll listen to you.
I'm good. I'm good with that. Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
You know one thing I've learned from you, Elvis, is
I've seen somebody like basically show you something that's blue
and they'll go, this is yellow, and you'll go, okay,
you just walk away.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
You have that ability to just go. You know what,
if you want to, you want to believe that, you
go right ahead and it doesn't bother you. I wish
I had that gene. Okay, well, so okay, hold on, scary.
So the debate there is we're all different. All of
our eyes see things differently. Now they do. You may
actually see what you perceive to be yellow, It may

(01:32:37):
not be yellow. Well okay, so I take that into account.
And if you're gonna tell me that that's yellow, you
I cannot sit here at one certainty and tell you
you're absolutely wrong. I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
I've seen somebody look at a monster truck. I tell
you it's a bike, and you go, yeah, you're right,
you're right, it's a bike. Your reality could be different
than mine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Look, you know, look, I would tell you that the
majority of the people I know would look at that
color and say, no, that is blue. If you had
to take a vote on it, the most people voted
blue for that color. So I go, okay, you may
see yellow, but I will tell you the majority of
the people see blue.

Speaker 10 (01:33:13):
Just to let you know, right, do you know what
I think about all the time? Sort of what you're saying.
But what if your blue is actually my yellow? But
I call it blue? Right, So I see the sky
as what you would perceive is yellow, I call it blue.
And that's the way I take in everything in the world.
So what if we all have the favorite it's the
same favorite color. We just see every color on the

(01:33:33):
spectrum differently. It's it's coated differently for each one of us, and.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
That's probably the case.

Speaker 10 (01:33:37):
Yeah, that's so cool to think about.

Speaker 7 (01:33:40):
My son has color. He's colorblind.

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
His greens met and his brown's like he switches them
so like the bark on the tree looks green to
him and the leaves look brown. So I got him
those colorblind glasses and he put them on, and oh
my goodness, he's like, dude, this is crazy, like so amazing.
He sees a whole new world now, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
That's awesome. And by the way, people are texting in
some weird things and we're trying to call a few
flat earthers. They're not answering the phone and that's okay, okay, Well,
I love that they got to watch their step. They
don't have time to pick up phone. What's scary.

Speaker 11 (01:34:16):
But what I don't understand though, is we've all seen
a round figure called Earth from satellite images.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
We have photographic proof, we have all seen the space
and all that. So so with that knowledge, that isn't
that physical proof right.

Speaker 12 (01:34:32):
There that it is?

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
But some would argue that that's all made up?

Speaker 7 (01:34:36):
So wait a minute, So do they believe that all
planets are flat?

Speaker 15 (01:34:40):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:34:40):
Not just Earth?

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
I don't know planets, we're we're still working on Earth.
I don't know. Look, you know what, I'm a firm
believer in Hey, you know what. You your perception is
your perception in mine is mine. As long as no
one's getting hurt here and no one's making someone feel
like crap because they believe in something. That's why I've
not said here and said flat earthers are x y

(01:35:02):
Z right, I'm not going to do it. So and
you know, there you go. Just because I have an
open mind doesn't mean I'm being gaslighted as this person
is accusing me of doing.

Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
And it doesn't mean you agree. It just means you're
willing to listen to what somebody has to say. And
not fight them about it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
You can easily block them like that. All right, we
move we move ahead. I don't this conversation may be
just a bit of a headache for some, but look,
perception is perception, and and you know, in this, in
this crazy, crazy universe we live in, it's easier just
to say, yeah, you're right, that monster truck is a
bicycle and we move on. I've been with you when

(01:35:44):
you've done that, and it's quite comical. I'm like, wow,
we should What was it? Do you remember? I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Somebody was trying to get you to see something that
they were they were wrong, and you were just like, okay, yeah, okay,
yeah you want you're right. He just walked away and
he looked at me and we walked away and said
we're never going to get anywhere arguing with him. Look
how quick that was just to walk away.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
You just say you're absolutely, just walk away.

Speaker 10 (01:36:08):
You are correct.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Yeah. And if if someone perceives that as weakness, oh
my friend, you are wrong, that is oh I see
that as a strength. That's called strength, being able to
just walk away from Can.

Speaker 7 (01:36:19):
You imagine Brody could do that? If he could just
walk away.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
It's nicest to bring that up like that because we know, well.

Speaker 8 (01:36:25):
Everybody knows that of all of us, Rody is the
one that would argue if he believed in a point,
he would argue it until you you realized he was right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
You're putting now we have to put him on. You
shouldn't have brought him up up, Hey, Brody, It's only fair.
Don't do It's only fair for you to be able
to come on and and uh and uh say what's
on your mind?

Speaker 17 (01:36:49):
Well, I appreciate that, Elvis. You're a better person than
I am because you value the opinions of everyone. And
that's great. You're a better man. But if somebody tells
me the sky is yellow, I will yell at them
for the next fourteen days about it. I don't have
tolerance for flat earthers. I don't appreciate their opinions. And
I'm shaking listening to you being so calm about it.

(01:37:10):
Oh my god, Okay, listen. I was in a jewelry
store yesterday and they had a typed up sign and
it was missing an apostrophe, and I had to take
a pen from the cup they had by the register
and put an apostrophe on the sign.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
That's how I am.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:37:27):
Yeah, Bertie has to be right, it has to be
all right, get me a stressful way to be every day.
I feel for you.

Speaker 17 (01:37:34):
Well, I don't have to be right. I just enjoy
being right, and I don't want to go through life
being wrong. I think I think I'd rather be right
than wrong, so I do my best. I think a
better place by putting that a postrophe.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Okay, you are, You're making the world a much better place.
But Bertie, you know we've known you for many years
and you have so many qualities that are that are
the ones that should be pointed out and celebrated, and
your need to be right all the time is not
not in the top ten.

Speaker 17 (01:38:00):
Right, you are correct. I have a lot of good qualities,
but Danielle likes the ones that are that are objectionable
to some.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
That's fine.

Speaker 17 (01:38:08):
I'd rather be know. I'd rather be known for something
than not known at all. Right, so I'll take what
I can get, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Well, with that said, this guy's yellow please hold. We
gotta move on. And by the way, if you have
if you have a problem with us trying to just
have a conversation, with this, then you feel free to
go listen to someone else. I have no problem with that.
I'll happily, happily escort you to the door.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Haha, laugh, funny. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This
is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Hey, look, we're talking the in the day about hitchhiking,
because everyone's a while in this dangerous country of ours,
you'll see someone on the road hitch hiking. Yeah, and
uh scary. Saw a hitchhiker for the first time end
of the day and it was like an alien had
landed from outer space out loud.

Speaker 11 (01:39:15):
The guy was on the side of the rod, had
his thumb up, and I only thought that that hitchhikers
existed in movies and with the stick on their back
with there.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
No, no, that's that's a hobo. That's a different thing. No, No,
you know what, There are a lot of people that
hitchhike across the entire country. I was fascinated by it.
I'm like, look, this guy's trying to catch a ride
with us. And then Nate just pulled away.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
But there was also an element of fear in his voice.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
He was a little terrified.

Speaker 10 (01:39:40):
He was like, there's a hitchhiker.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Yeah, okay, so a lot of people haven't seen hitchhikers before,
but yes, they are in more in rural areas, not
as much, you know, in the city, because you can,
you know, just walk in the city. Yeah, but there
are people who have hitchhiked. I've heard the entire span
of our continent.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
When we were in college, my best friend Melissa, who
you met at the wedding, she and I and her
best friend Glinda, we were driving on I've seventy five
or whatever in Texas and there's this guy hitchhiking and
he was smoking hot and Melissa said, let's pick him up.
I said, no, you know, there's an element of danger there.

(01:40:21):
You know, we don't. Well, you know, there's three against one.
We'll take care of ourselves. So Glinda said, come on,
let's see what he's all about. So I pull over
and I think his name was Charlie. So Charlie got
into the car with us, and like, what are you doing?
He said, I'm on my way down to San Antonio.
We went, well, okay, we'll give you a ride to

(01:40:44):
our exit. And it ended up we talked to and
we took him to lunch. He spent the weekend with
us in our apartment. Well, hello, yes, oh yeah, no,
so I mean Charlie was like, we all hung out
with Charlie. Whow is the weirdest weekend?

Speaker 7 (01:41:01):
I would I would stay away from that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
We picked him up on a Friday, we left him
and we put him back on the road on Sunday.

Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
Did you at least drop him off to where he
was going?

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Well, in the right direction? Okay, you got it. He
got a weekend with us. We got this crazy story
because we each did. Charlie, oh gosh, separately, who was first?

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
I was, yeah, okay, kid, if my children are listening,
we don't pick up hitch hikers right now.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
It could have gone very wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:41:30):
That could have gone very It could have and everyone's
really concerned about hitchhikers. Don't pick up a hitchhiker.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
But isn't that really what uber is?

Speaker 10 (01:41:37):
You just call someone, don't get me.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
We have a hitch hiking. You don't pay. Charlie paid.
Good morning, Liz. How you doing?

Speaker 15 (01:41:46):
Hi, good morning, We're doing really well.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
So you have hitch hiked before? Now how far did
you go when you hitchhiked?

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Not far?

Speaker 21 (01:41:54):
It was ten years ago, I went with my friend.
We're on a cross country road trip and happy to
be in Tennessee. We went to Nashville actually, and then uh,
we were kind of drunk and we forgot we had
a taxi number in our phones and we just started walking.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
And so who ended up picking you up?

Speaker 21 (01:42:22):
Some girls?

Speaker 15 (01:42:23):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
And how far did they drive.

Speaker 21 (01:42:25):
You to Knoxville?

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Well? How far?

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
For how long was it?

Speaker 21 (01:42:31):
Oh, it's probably like thirty minutes, you know that far
is It was a kind of scary because it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
Was a dirt road we were on and not a
lot of people were on.

Speaker 21 (01:42:42):
It, right, and they kind of like did a U
turn to come pick us up?

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
It was it was something you see in the films
where they ended up like killing you. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:42:52):
I mean now we look back at it and laugh
and we're like, wow, we definitely could have died.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
But yeah, there's a chance of death, but you survived.
It was exhilarating. You made it. You know again, I'm
I'm You're not You're not telling him when to go
out and hitchhiking, are you?

Speaker 16 (01:43:11):
I mean I'm not, No, I'm not, but you know
there you all right?

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Well, well thanks for living, I mean, thanks for listening.

Speaker 10 (01:43:21):
I appreciate that she lived.

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Also, I can't believe all the calls were getting everyone's hitchhiked.
I don't, I don't, I don't suggest you do this.
Hello Amy, Hi, So your husband picked up hitch hikers.

Speaker 16 (01:43:35):
Oh you picked up several?

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Yes? Yes, Now do you guys live out in the
country or you live in the city or how does
that work?

Speaker 16 (01:43:43):
At the time, we lived in the country, but he
worked up in actually Erie, Pennsylvania where it it's from, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
It seems like the hitch hiking time. So so he
picks him up, and how far does he drive them?

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:43:57):
He had to drive him quite a ways into some
really sketchy parts of Eerie. And it was my husband
and his fread and they said they were really freaked
out and they didn't know if he was trying to
take them somewhere like mug them or something.

Speaker 21 (01:44:10):
That they were really scared.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Yeah, but they got they got out alive. I know.
But it's like, you want to trust that everything's gonna
be okay. You're like, look, an opportunity to help someone,
in an opportunity to meet someone.

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
I don't help you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Thank you Amy, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:44:27):
I'm so weary of everything. If someone asked me, hey, can.

Speaker 10 (01:44:31):
You jump on?

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
No, no, yeah. If I saw a hitchhiker today, I
wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I couldn't do
It's scary.

Speaker 11 (01:44:38):
I feel like only hot hitch hikers have a shot
at getting a ride, Like nobody would ever stop for me.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
Then don't go hitch hiking. We, especially me, I trust
people too much. I trust. We trusted Charlie and it
turned out it was okay. We had a great weekend
with Charlie and didn't care any diseases. It was fat.
There was a guy I think I told this story
a long time ago. I led them to my apartment
in San Antonio who was selling magazine subscriptions, and he

(01:45:11):
stayed for a while.

Speaker 10 (01:45:12):
My god, you have a whole other booking.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
I know, and I and I bought it. I actually
bought a magazine subscription from him. Never showed up.

Speaker 10 (01:45:22):
I always worry too, and I wonder if I would
you know, if somebody we see scary movies all the time,
somebody comes running to your door, banging on the door.

Speaker 7 (01:45:28):
Help me, help me out.

Speaker 10 (01:45:29):
Do you want him in.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
No, No, I don't think so either.

Speaker 10 (01:45:32):
That happened.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
I told you in my house in the Bronx, don't
let people in anywhere. I will call nine one one
for you. They had machetes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
You let machete people.

Speaker 10 (01:45:41):
He didn't let them in.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Was it Halloween?

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
No, there was people fighting with machetes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
You got to stay outside. Well, hold on, stop everything.
You opened your door and let machete people in. Your
had not opened the door.

Speaker 7 (01:45:53):
They were banging to get in, and my mom did
not let them in.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Okay, maybe that was a good idea. I think that
she made a good call it the machetes.

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
Maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
Elvis Duran here he is and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody. Peabody

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