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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The courses of this program were pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What are you doing every morning?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
You guys are so different?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
You do become a hero by being normal. Hey, Danielle,
you're a mom. Got a question for you. Maybe you've
already answered this one. Where do babies come from?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
This stork doesn't bring them?

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Really?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's what you said to your kids.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
No, I don't know if they ever really asked me,
But when they did, finally, we were honest with them.
I think that they had learned it in school first, though,
So I think school kind of told them. We had
a sign of paper so school could tell them.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Here's what I want you to do with this.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Teacher? Did I read this yesterday? Is this teacher in Charlotte,
Carolina or North Carolina? Has it written down? Teacher, teacher?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Where do babies come from? Ready? They come from an
organ called your uterus?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Really?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's true, though, Yes, I think I kids think they
come from your butt, like they.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
Go they come from your button.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
I'm like, no, you didn't come for my butt.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
But those are butt babies. There's a whole different class.

Speaker 8 (01:11):
I think some babies have come from the butt.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Can you give us a list of names?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Please?

Speaker 8 (01:18):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
They come from an organ called the uterus. But that's
a fact.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It is.

Speaker 9 (01:25):
But then kids are going to be like, what's a uterus?
Where does that come from?

Speaker 8 (01:29):
It comes out? Does it come out your butt?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Second answer, ask your mama?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Ah, yeah, okay, your dady, go home and ask your mom.
And where your dad, your grandma come from?

Speaker 8 (01:40):
Your grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Ask your grandma anyway, you know what, It's really funny.
I bet most parents don't even have this conversation with
their kids ever. When I was a kid, we had
one friend we had bless you, Nate, We're good for you.
When I was growing up, we had one guy in
our circle. He was the only one whose parents had
the talk. The rest of them is just new because

(02:01):
we read you know, my dad's penthouse magazines. Right, we
figured it out, you know, Oh my gosh, we figured
it out. And I just I don't know if a
kid did Kayden ask you, Froggy, did you have a conversation?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (02:16):
He always asked Lisa those things, which was great for me.
He would get in the car with her and go
somewhere and he would have twenty questions and she'd say,
why does he need ask you these things?

Speaker 11 (02:24):
It's always me. I'm like, I don't know. He never
asked me that stuff, so Lisa was always stuck.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Telling him, Oh, I always sent them to Sheldon.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I was like, Oh, you have a penis question that
would be for your father.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
So you're saying that if you'd had a daughter, then
it would have you would have been the one to
handle that.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I think so, I think so. I think that's the
way it is in a lot of houses. Obviously it
can't be if there is no father, if there is
no mother, then you know, we everyone has to figure
it out. But I think in my house it was
always if it was yeah, because I had boys.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
I was like, Daddy will tell you.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, please direct your penis questions toward daddy exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I don't know. If you think.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
About the world of sex and reproduction or sex and enjoyment, whatever,
either one, it is a difficult thing to explain.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
To describe.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
We don't have to do it here on the show
because I know that one of you is about to
tear out and start doing it.

Speaker 12 (03:14):
We don't need to.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
I think we pretty much understand how it works.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
But to describe it, let's say, you know, in terms
of like an if an alien comes down from outer
space and they say, nine one, are you doing what you?

Speaker 13 (03:26):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Please explain?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Then you're like, if you think about it, it's quite
the miracle what the body does, right, I mean yeah,
and then sometimes there's a baby involved. I think it's
pretty cool. But yeah, next time, teachers, it comes from
an organ called the uterus. Have that anyway, just to
have the where do babies come from? Conversation with you guys,
but we all know, right everyone on the show.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Not Yeah, I think I figure that one.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, just making sure it wasn't pleasant. Let's uh, it
wasn't well.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
Once the drugs came in, it was pleasant.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Are you trying like conception?

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Yeah, no, I'm talking about I'm talking the actual birth part.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Once I was drugged up, Sheldon and I had a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Of fun, the actual birthing parts that okay, Oh okay,
I thought you went the actual second No, no, all right,
all right.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
When the drugs kicked in.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Emily?

Speaker 5 (04:21):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (04:22):
I am wonderful?

Speaker 11 (04:23):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 15 (04:24):
So?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Uh? Nate says that you have a few books for
kids that talk about where babies come from, and you
wanted to talk about it.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
What books do you have?

Speaker 14 (04:32):
Well, there are there are three books that I bought
for my girls last year. I've been too terrified to
read it to them until probably last month, and now
my ten year old begs to read these books. But
the first one is called It's Not the Stork, a
book about girls, boys, babies, bodies, families and friends. Oh wow,
and it's designed for four year olds. So we started here,

(04:56):
and there's there's two more books that were also excellent.
We've read the seven year old book. It's called It's
So Amazing, a book about eggs, sperm, birth, babies, and families.

Speaker 16 (05:09):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (05:11):
Oh, it's challenging. But I think it's really important that
we're telling our kids about this stuff because they hear
so many rumors or things that are completely out there
that don't make sense, that aren't scientific, that are scary
for them to think. So I think it's important for
parents to have these conversations. But there are some some

(05:31):
pictures in these books that are a little shocking or
scary that probably the most scary one is the Big Swim,
which is chapter eleven of the four year old book,
which describes the sperm swim.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Right, okay, but it's necessary. If those puppies aren't swimming,
they're not going to get there, you know.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Twenty one.

Speaker 14 (06:01):
They do have mouths on this picture.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
God don't, I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I don't know. If a sperm is a mouth, that
means it's either talking or breathing or eating or something.

Speaker 16 (06:12):
I don't sing.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
It could be singing.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
So they want to like make the sperm look like
a character of some sort.

Speaker 14 (06:18):
Yes, and it's talking. It's talking. It's saying, don't push
move faster?

Speaker 17 (06:22):
Can we rest?

Speaker 18 (06:23):
Now?

Speaker 14 (06:23):
Like the.

Speaker 19 (06:25):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You know, I see if I wrote a kids, Where
Do Babies Come From? Book, it would be like the
Olympic pool, right. You have all the lanes for all
the for all the swimmers, and each sperm has its
own lane, and then you hear and they all jump in,
you know, and one of them gets a gold medal,
if you know what I'm saying. All right, all right, Hey,

(06:49):
when you're growing up, Emily, I mean, how did you
learn about where kids come from?

Speaker 14 (06:55):
My mom taught me where babies come from? When I
was probably seven or eight. Every every week or so,
she'd review this little pamphlet that she had. So I
feel like this book helps me because I don't have
that little pamphlet and I feel like I don't I
did not learn this much through that resource, right, And
this has been super helpful. So if other parents think
this would help them to teach their kids about where

(07:17):
babies come from, I think this is a good way
to start.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, great, and I love that you have that relationship
with your kids. Most parents don't mind did not, but
I did find this crusty old book from the nineteen
seventies called The Joy of Sex.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
This thing, this thing is crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Keep in mind, it's pencil drawings of a couple having sex.
But they're from the seventies. So they look like, you know,
their long stringy hippie hair like, they they look like
they stink, they look like they smell like.

Speaker 11 (07:44):
They have a bathe.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
They're like, oh god, do anyone take baths in the seventies?
What the hell? Anyway, but I saw some things, and
of course I should not have been looking at that.
It was not presented to me. I found it in
the drawer, you know, air quotes. But yeah, I think
the relationship you have with your kids is really really cool,
and there are a lot of parents out there going God,
I wish I had that courage to do that. Anyway, Emily,

(08:08):
thanks for listening to us. You have a fantastic day,
and thanks for listening this. I love you, guys, love
you more.

Speaker 11 (08:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, we're looking at pictures from this Joy of Sex book.
It looks like the guy looks like Charles Manson. It's like,
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (08:35):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
What are we googling? We just discovered that if Google
charged like ten cents a search.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
We would happily pay it.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh yeah, nature over there googling like a googling food.

Speaker 21 (08:51):
Well, you know, we have a lot of conversations when
we're not on the air during the commercial breaks, and
one of the we were talking about some of the
music we've been playing. Here is a little slow yes,
so you said, oh, it's like a dirge around here.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I said, yeah, it's like a it's like listening to
a funeral dirge.

Speaker 21 (09:06):
And I had never heard that word before, so I
look up DI I R G E, and sure enough,
it's a like a funeral rite a song.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
It's a jerk a dirge.

Speaker 21 (09:15):
And then we start talking about fish and you go Yeah,
he had the Arctic charge.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, Alex had the Arctic char. And scary goes is
that is that a white fish?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
I mean, of course, a very scary thing to say.
It's not so. I looked up arctic char and you're.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Right, it's like a salmon trout thing. It looks like
a salmon anyway. So you are officially the Googler. That's right,
the Googler. Let me ask you a question, what have
you heard us say on this show? Because it's rapid

(09:50):
fire and sometimes you gotta go what what have you
heard on our show that made you go Google? It
turns you into the Googler.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Oh, I'm very worried that if anything ever happens to me,
they're going to.

Speaker 16 (10:00):
Search my search history.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
So I really need one of you guys to come
and delete this because we'll be talking about things and
I just go ahead and google.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
Yeah things I'm not even sure if I can say them.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
But stuff pops up, stuff pops up, and it's gonna.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Make me look real bad.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You got to be the Googler.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
I am the that's what happens.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
I feel like I'm just going to rely on the
excuse of show prep for when it.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
They don't check your search history. So Ali, hi, allie. Uh,
Brody said he made you be a googler yesterday.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Yes, that was a googler.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
What did you google?

Speaker 16 (10:31):
I googled potatoes all groton?

Speaker 22 (10:34):
Why.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
I don't know how to do It's delicious.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
There's many ways to say it.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
If you're in France, it's the T I N is
usually t A. It's like, it's like, so, why did you.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I didn't know.

Speaker 20 (10:49):
I was going to dinner last night and I asked
Brody at Peter Luger's and I asked Brody what.

Speaker 16 (10:53):
I should get and he told me potatoes.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
Grotton and.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
I didn't know what it was, and he got really
mad at me and told me to look it up.

Speaker 12 (11:08):
The googler.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Did you have the you can say all grotten whatever?

Speaker 7 (11:13):
You No, I did not?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Why not? Oh my god, so good, cheesy goodness.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Well, I didn't know how to order it.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Peter Lougers, they'll they'll know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah,
but it's fun to google things. But we do say
a lot of stuff. In the course of an hour.
We just yeah, and it just goes, It just goes
so fast.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
But you want to look it up and what are
we talking about? What's scary?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, I was at a diner once and the Boston
scrad was on the media. I'm like, what is Boston scraad?

Speaker 6 (11:42):
I went right to the Googler and I found.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Out kind of fishing for the Googler cheap fish.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I do.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
I do that when we're watching old movies.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I want to see what the actor actress looks like now,
and if they died, and how they died, and what's
going on in their lives.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
And I I Google every single time.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Look, you know what, We've all become addicted to the Google.
I know you have froggy.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
I do it watching like award shows, or do it
watching I I'll see a commercial and I'm like, wait
a second, I recognize that face. They've been in another commercial,
or they've been in a movie. And then I Google
and up, yep, sure enough that person has been in
this movie, that commercial or whatever.

Speaker 11 (12:18):
You're the Googler.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yea, hello, Shannon, how.

Speaker 11 (12:24):
Are you good?

Speaker 17 (12:26):
How are you Elvis doing well?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Are you a Googler?

Speaker 23 (12:29):
I am?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
What was it one of the things you.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Had to google?

Speaker 17 (12:33):
I had a google the diic dick.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, dig Dick animal.

Speaker 17 (12:39):
Yeah, you know, well, you guys were talking about it,
and I'm just like, what is that. I've never heard
of that before.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
The dig dick. What's so funny?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's addict d IK make sure that's yeah, ik d Yeah.
If you go, if you do a googler on the
on Dick dick d I K D I K, you'll
see it's it's like a small little deer looking thing.

Speaker 11 (12:58):
I spelled it the other way and did not get
an animal.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
You did get an animal, but another.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Shannon, I'm glad that you heard us talk about the
world famous Dick Dick and you gave it a look,
and now you know about the whole new world of
dig Dick.

Speaker 17 (13:13):
I know you guys. I listen to you guys every
morning when I go to work. My husband's probably listening
in his car right now. I've tried calling in so
many times and this is just awesome being able to
talk to all of you.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, it's easier to get through when we're not giving
away any money.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
So there is that.

Speaker 23 (13:28):
All right?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Well, now what my question?

Speaker 15 (13:30):
Now?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Google my Google Nation? Uh is Dick dick all singular
and plural? Is it like a group of dick Dick
or dick dicks?

Speaker 8 (13:37):
Oh google that?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Why are you throwing the phone? This is a brand
new phone drama. Okay, well, thanks for listening, Shannon. I
have a di day.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
I think they're called thank you? What dikers?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Dikers?

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Differently d you?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I can't you are that's plural? I don't know dikers you.
I was just thinking dikers don't need dig dicks. I
don't know. So what else have you googled because of
our show? Hello, Rachel HIHI? What did you google? After

(14:18):
hearing about.

Speaker 24 (14:18):
Us talk about it because of Danielle I googled json
Ulu's Instagram photos.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Talk about you.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Did you get to see it before they pulled it down?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (14:31):
Yes I did.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
O my god, Yeah I know.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
I know.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
You got to find it fast.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
That is a yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
You need to be a faster googler like you, Rachel.
Thank thanks for being a part of the Elvis Drade
Boarding show. Googler Nation, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Remember Mrkin when we talked about that, for the first time,
I had to google that. I had no idea what
that was.

Speaker 15 (14:51):
It's a very important Hello Brittany, Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Okay, Brittany, what what did you google because.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Of our show?

Speaker 25 (15:00):
So it wasn't actually me, It was my daughter.

Speaker 17 (15:02):
She was riding with me in the car one day
and you guys had mentioned sex.

Speaker 24 (15:07):
And she's ten and I found it in her search history.
One is sex.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Jeez.

Speaker 15 (15:13):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
And it's because she heard it on our show. Your
ten year old daughter googled the word sex.

Speaker 18 (15:19):
She did. Yes, Oh I'm.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Sorry, yeah, yes, I'm a grown man. And I asked,
what is sex? Anyway? Well, thank you tell your daughter?

Speaker 24 (15:29):
We said, Hi, Hi will, thank you, guys.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
People learning a lot from googling the things that use
on our show or other shows too.

Speaker 26 (15:38):
Hello, Ellen, Hi, good morning everybody, Good morning, Well, good morning.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
So what did you google after hearing about it on
our show?

Speaker 24 (15:46):
I had a google?

Speaker 18 (15:47):
Dutch oven?

Speaker 8 (15:50):
No ask you question?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
After you googled it? Did you try to perform that?

Speaker 24 (15:55):
I didn't even know what it was.

Speaker 11 (15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
It's actually a too, isn't it. There's actually a Dutch oven.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
There's a Dutch oven, yeah, that you can cook in,
and there's a Dutch oven where you get cooked.

Speaker 24 (16:08):
Well I knew about the one that you could cook in,
but not.

Speaker 18 (16:10):
The other one.

Speaker 27 (16:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, Alex is famous for giving me his Dutch open.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I'm so proud for teaching people.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, this show really is kind of a waste allan,
thank you, having a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to it,
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 19 (16:27):
You know.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Google's also good for catching up on shows, Like when
I missed a couple of episodes of Riverdale and I
wanted to watch it with my son. I was like,
you know what, I need to figure this out. So
I went on Wikipedia and it's all there.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
There you go everything that's.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Happened, Like Google significant others of people all the time.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
Like I wont know what her boyfriend looks like Danielle.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I googled how big were Daniel's boobs before her reduction?

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:48):
They want to see what was.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Thirty four double day?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, the Googler.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
I feel like they're back up there now.

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Speaker 1 (17:36):
This is Eli in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
We had to actually open up our people's court. Yes,
plaintiff first, right.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Scary the plaintiff actually right?

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Plain two, let's play it. We really should get a laptop.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
We should make them swear in the Bible. Shouldn't it
help nothing else?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Let's not get into that.

Speaker 16 (17:56):
Not my Jewish mother doesn't want that.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
So scary You're you're the plaintiff and your your complaint
is against Samantha.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Yes, okay, what a couple.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Of days ago, it was brought to my attention unintentionally
by Nate that sam took a present that I got
her for Christmas a couple of years ago, and I
paid a lot of money for and she sold it
and just to whoever she did. I don't know where
she sold it. I don't know what website, I don't
know if she's strapped for cash. But I felt that

(18:28):
this was something that I was I put a lot
of love and energy, time.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
And hurt your feelings.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Can okay, hold on? What was the gift?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
What was the gift you bought?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
It was a very I'm gonna show you exhibit A.
Can I give you exhibit A.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
I'll bring it up to the judge.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
It is a It is.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
A Jonathan Adler authentic canister from his canister collection. Do
they say things like barbigoits and Klwaylud's and Ganja I
love that. Listen, let me tell you something. Anything from
Jonathan Adler I'm a fan of. That's a great gift.

Speaker 16 (19:04):
Yeah, Jonathan Adler has some attractive designs.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
So so one year she helped me out quite a bit,
and you know a couple of years ago, it doesn't
matter you gave her again. I gave her a gift
for Christmas, and I said, Sam, In fact, I actually
left it on her doorstep because she wasn't home to
collect it.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Remember that.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Okay, that really has nothing to do with what I
spent over one hundred dollars on this canister. Okay, it
doesn't matter if you spent two dollars or two million dollars.
It's a gift, it was thoughtful, it came from the
right place. And now I come to find out from
Nate that she's sold it online, like as if he
never even gave a rats butt about it. Okay, you

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can use the word ass if you want, but you
want to say rats but the top b u et.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
But did you sell that on Poshmark?

Speaker 16 (19:48):
I did sell it on PA.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Okay, So let's go to Samantha, the UH defendant.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
All right.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I'm still trying to figure out even if you do win,
Scary with the damages will be I can't quite figure
that out. But anyway, no, hold on, there's more to
it than that. Yes, Samantha, you'r side of the story.

Speaker 16 (20:05):
Okay. So I had the gift from Scary.

Speaker 29 (20:07):
I very much appreciated it, and I recently started just
cleaning out my life things I didn't need.

Speaker 16 (20:13):
So I came across it don't need a canister.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
That says barbituates need.

Speaker 16 (20:16):
I didn't need the canister.

Speaker 29 (20:17):
I was cleaning stuff out and I'm like, okay, you know,
because gift from Scary it was really nice. And then
I never understood why he got me a canister that
said ganja because I don't smoke.

Speaker 16 (20:27):
I never there was no reference to it whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It's a play on words, almost like as if it's
a cute tea thing, like you say ganja, but there's
us game. You had your chit all right, please go ahead.

Speaker 16 (20:38):
We never spoke about it, was never hit on.

Speaker 29 (20:40):
And then we always talk about how much Scary is
King of regifting things. So I start to like, I'm
a little suspicious that he didn't regift it to me.
So I reached out to our friend who he also
bought a gift for that same year, and she got
Michael Kore's boots that year, which she picked out when
she the same day we both.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Got our best assistant, Elizabeth.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Those were beautiful, those Michael core booths, and she wore.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
This is the same year I gave her a Chanel bag.
So I went, but it isn't okay, by the way,
this isn't getting just it's okay.

Speaker 29 (21:12):
But I put two and two together and I realized
Scary regifted me this because she got to pick out
her own gifts that same year, and this meant nothing
to him.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
By the way, me no offense Samantha talking about what
other gifts he sent to other people. It really has
no bearing on this case.

Speaker 29 (21:28):
I just realized it was regifted, so I didn't feel
badly about this.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Gifted. I bought that at the Short Hills mall way
the credit court statement, did you buy it for her?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Or did you buy it for someone else?

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Or did someone get.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Hold on Danielle. Danielle Scary was the plaintiff. Now he's
the defender. All right, here we go, hold on turning. Okay,
here's okay. Let me just as your judge, the knowledgeable
judge Crotch, I must, I must tell you what's going
on here. It is nothing to do with regifting, has
nothing to do with the price of the gift. The

(22:02):
fact is that it. Keep it simple, You gave her
a gift and she sold it. Yeah, okay, set, Okay,
what damage has been done? Because that's all I can
work with. Emotional damage. Okay, emotional damage. I'm upset. I
cannot believe that I went out of my way to
do this for her and she freaking sells it. Okay, well,
as if it didn't mean anything to her.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
But wait a minute, how many times have we gone
gifts and I've seen you sell people s'mores makers or
what the other thing?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
What am I gonna do with a fun do? My
point is this, okay, though, even though she hurt your
feelings by selling the gift you gave her, it's not illegal,
it's not wrong, and you really aren't damaged. There's no
damage here, even though your feelers are hurt.

Speaker 16 (22:46):
Now I love the gift even more in the form
of fifty five.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Dollars you got.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
How much? How much did you spend? Scary? How much
you went over? Well over a hundred. It's the bigger one,
mighty gonna have you know who?

Speaker 12 (23:01):
You know?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Who wins out here? Whoever bought it from Samantha, that's
the winner's scary. This This is a This is a
frivolous lawsuit. I can't throw this out of court. I'm
throwing it out. This is a waste of the court's time.
This is stupid. This is a stupid thing. I can't
believe we're wasting our show's time on this very scary.

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Whether it's a new gift or regift, it doesn't matter
she sell it to doesn't matter. It's her will you
give it to her? It is her property? Technically, so
she can do whatever she wants.

Speaker 16 (23:33):
With now belongs to Deborah girl for sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I got a great deal on that day. So there
are no winners.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
There are nothing but losers.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
In this trial. To strike scary, one more, one more
visit to this court and you lose another case. Where's
my defense? There's no one cares, nobody.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Would you paid them?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Look, you may be offended. I would be offended. No
problem but that you can't take this to a court
of law. What a waste of my time and in
everyone's time. There you go, thanks Gar.

Speaker 11 (24:08):
You know, scary.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Next time you want to give someone a gift, just
sell it.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Scary.

Speaker 16 (24:13):
What if I take you out for drinks with my earnings?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
No, no, no, no, you don't owe him anything. You
don't owe him anything.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
You always have that guilt feeling.

Speaker 11 (24:20):
Sam, Yeah, Danielle, get them out of here.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Get out.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Elvis d Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah. If I ask you, like what TV father most
influenced you when you're growing up. You know, look, you
look at these these sitcoms, you watch these shows on TV.
You're thinking, Okay, he's just a character on the show.
So sometimes they hit a nerve. Sometimes they're really great dad,
sometimes they're goof offs. Whatever they are who they are,
and we're gonna put you to the test.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
I see. I'm older.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
So I remember TV dads like Ward Cleaver, the father
of a son named Beaver Beaver Cleaver.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Who the hell would do that to the kid?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Ward and his beautiful wife, June June Cleaver. She was
always worried about the Beaver. I'm the Beaver Cleaver anyway. So, uh,
but you know what, there's still TV dads that are
very influential to this day. Let's go talk to Chrissy
from Superville, Ohio. Chrissie Superville. I love the name of

(25:37):
your town, Superville. What makes Superville so super?

Speaker 18 (25:41):
You know what, when I find out, I will call back.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
I love it all right.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Well, the fact that you're living there, Christy, that has
something to do with it. Hey, So, can you think
of just off the top of your head, can you
think of some of the dads on TV shows you
grew up watching. They're like, you know, cool dads. You
liked them?

Speaker 18 (25:57):
Cool dads? Well, I mean my parents were influenced on
my TV watching when I was little. I also grew
up watching Ward Cleaver, Herman Monster. What else do we watch?
A Little House on the Prairie? What's your name?

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Michael Landon?

Speaker 18 (26:12):
Michael Landon? Yes, I mean Tommy Pickles dads. Yeah, like
the old school dads, but also like the cartoon dads,
like Grandpa from Hey Arnold was a father figure, not
necessarily dad, but a father figure.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
About that, Christy, you do know your TV this is
gonna be great, all right, America's favorite TV dads ten
dollars each. Of course, if you get them wrong, you
lose ten dollars and you owe us money.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
I love this game.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yes, here we go. You can win over one hundred dollars. Here,
let's go. TV Dad's number one.

Speaker 18 (26:43):
So stupid.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
I'm so stupid, so stupid?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
All right, name it?

Speaker 18 (26:50):
Who or Simpson?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Right, we're off to aging start all right? Here is
TV Dad number two.

Speaker 11 (27:00):
Cindy, you know you've done a very bad.

Speaker 29 (27:02):
Thing with your tattling.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yes, Daddy, I know.

Speaker 30 (27:06):
It's difficult for a little girl who know what to
say what not to say.

Speaker 13 (27:11):
Grown ups have that same problem.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
But mm hm, TV Dad number two.

Speaker 18 (27:16):
Is that Michael Landon?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Is that what happened svery Oh no, he was talking
to little Cindy Brady about her taddling. That was Mike
Brady gone, okay, I know all right, your language.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
All right, well you lost ten, you're down to zero.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
We've just got ten bad guys. Yeah, yeah, all right,
let's see if we can move it up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Here is TV dad number three.

Speaker 11 (27:40):
I mean, everybody makes mistakes with their kids.

Speaker 23 (27:42):
The important thing is to admit when you're wrong and
to apologize.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
How come you won't never do that question me? Sometimes
TV dads aren't dads, but they're another member of the family.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Who is that?

Speaker 18 (27:58):
Can I hear it one more time?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, listen to that person he's talking to. Maybe that
voice will queue you in.

Speaker 11 (28:03):
Here we go, and everybody makes mistakes with their kids.

Speaker 23 (28:05):
The important thing is to admit when you're wrong and
to apologize.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
How come you won't never do that question me?

Speaker 18 (28:15):
Uncle Phil?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Absolutely? Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince, All right, here
we go.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Here's TV dad number four.

Speaker 31 (28:26):
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police when.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Your spouse has diarrhea philosophy.

Speaker 18 (28:33):
Hmmm to the doubt from Modern Family.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, Phil, dump you absolutely, absolutely gotta Here is TV
Dad number five.

Speaker 30 (28:44):
It's seventy five and Sonny, which means our street squad
is gonna be out looking for them super stickies. If
you don't got one, get down to Linoleum Depot this
Saturday from nine to two. I'll be there hooking you
up flat one on your car, win one hundred bucks.
Now I'm looking around and I'm seeing the spin doctors
with not one but two.

Speaker 12 (28:59):
Princey.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
There you go. Not a good radio guy, but he
was a dad name TV Dad number five.

Speaker 18 (29:07):
I honest say that I'm stumped on that one.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
One that was from family guy. That was Peter Griffin.

Speaker 18 (29:16):
I cannot even believe I missed that.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
You just lost ten. We got ten back, guys. Yeah right,
all right. It's not that we're against you, but we
just hately have mean to give away.

Speaker 24 (29:27):
Moddy.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
It's okay, you're up to ten dollars.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Here we go. Here is TV Dad number six.

Speaker 11 (29:33):
You all know exactly who I am.

Speaker 32 (29:35):
Say my name?

Speaker 11 (29:37):
You what?

Speaker 12 (29:37):
I don't have a damn cool you are?

Speaker 27 (29:39):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I'm the cook.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.

Speaker 33 (29:44):
Now say my name.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Wow, Walter White cooking it up in the kitchen. All right,
you're up to twenty dollars. Here is TV Dad number seven.
But the best part.

Speaker 23 (29:59):
Is they're dedicating it to the most famous Pokai football legend.

Speaker 11 (30:05):
A hint, four touchdowns in one game.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
You well, it's not official.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
All right, There you go TV Dad number seven.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Who was that.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Talking to his wife? Peg?

Speaker 27 (30:21):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (30:22):
Albumy album?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
You're doing really well. Youre up to thirty dollars. Here
is TV Dad number eight.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Your mother doesn't one.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Listen to mister mob boss?

Speaker 23 (30:34):
What did you call me?

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Hm?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Who's that?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Mister mob boss?

Speaker 18 (30:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Tony soprano from the soprano. We just got ten dollars
back in. Now you're up to twenty dollars. We're down
to twenty.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Here we go. Here is TV Dad number nine.

Speaker 27 (30:57):
George Festivus is your Herod's on of who you are?

Speaker 18 (31:04):
I can't think of first.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Mister Costanzo, Yes, there you go from Seinfeld. There you go.
You were up to thirty dollars. Here we go TV
Dad number ten.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
Steve, what have you done to my window?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
But by I thought you said me casa su cassa.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
No, what I said was mess with me. Cossa and
you're out on Yurasso. Okay, TV Dad and number ten?
Who was that?

Speaker 18 (31:31):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah? Sure, Steve?

Speaker 11 (31:34):
What have you done to my window?

Speaker 7 (31:36):
But big guy, I thought you said me casa su cassa.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
No, what I said was mess with me cossa and
you're out on Yurasso.

Speaker 18 (31:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
That's Winslow from Family Matt. My guys, we just got
ten dollars back. Yeah, all right, well here we are
at a very interesting spot, Chrissy. You were at twenty dollars.
You did okay, but this next one your bonus is
worth fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 16 (32:04):
D you got such a good heart.

Speaker 34 (32:08):
You care about people, and that's why people care about you.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
And everybody who knows the real DJ I think she's
pretty terrific. I love you.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
I love you too.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
There you go, TV dead Number eleven, who was that?

Speaker 18 (32:23):
Danny Tanner rip?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm sorry, all right, you know seventy.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
I will make it one.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Hundred dollars because yeah, and you know, oh my gosh,
you gave me goosebumps there at the end.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
We love you, Chrissy, that was awesome.

Speaker 18 (32:38):
Oh love you. Guys, thank you so much. This is
the best you're well.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Of course you got one hundred dollars. You just had
to get names of TV dads. It's pretty good.

Speaker 18 (32:45):
Take my morning as well every morning.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
Well, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
You tell everyone in Supervillo Ohio that we said, yo,
what's up?

Speaker 18 (32:53):
I will thank you guys. You have a good day,
all right?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Hold on one second.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
What happened to Marty Bird?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
You know we can't do all TV dads would.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Be ten hours.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Isn't he a fantastic dad?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Drummond? Oh dark, Yeah, it's okay dad. At least he
provides for his kids.

Speaker 9 (33:12):
Of course, Bill Cosby, Heathcliff Huxtable, he was aulest.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
No, but you know I just took him off this.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
We know what happened there.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah, what's your your beef with me? Nate, you would
never make it as an accountant.

Speaker 21 (33:25):
Do you realize that person what won legitimately according to
the rules of the game, thirty dollars and then at
the end you're like, fifty six, we'll give.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
You one hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
He's generous.

Speaker 28 (33:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
I don't think anyone else is.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Going to complain no, no, listen, I'm just saying that
if you were playing with anybody else's money this, this
might be an issue.

Speaker 11 (33:44):
He'd be a great parent.

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Like if you had chores around the house and they
were like five dollars a chore and you needed three
and be like, you know when here's fifty bucks. Here,
go ahead, just see you thanks for being a good kid. Like, see,
you'd be a great parent, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
There you go. I don't know why everyone, why were
you bitching at me?

Speaker 11 (33:58):
Go away? Nate. I'm not bitching at you now.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
I'm talking Nate.

Speaker 35 (34:00):
Nate.

Speaker 21 (34:01):
This is why you're great at what you do, because
I just don't think you would have made it as
an accountant.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Okay, okay, nice, thank.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
You, Nate.

Speaker 33 (34:09):
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Speaker 20 (34:43):
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Speaker 3 (34:50):
Uh, there is an article. A plain View Middle school
teacher has been pulled from the classroom after handing out
an assignment to fifth graders asking them who they would
allow into a fallout shelter an event of a nuclear attack.
It's almost like do marry or kill? But you know,

(35:10):
in a fallout shelter with kids.

Speaker 8 (35:11):
Can you just kill?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
As an assignment, underneath the questions were a potential answer, Yes,
we're potential answers that included okay, here it is. So,
here's their assignment. I have a copy of it. Oh,
it's called fallout shelter. An unknown enemy has launched a
nuclear strike on Long Island. Because of advanced warning technology.
You are aware that you have twenty minutes to get

(35:32):
yourself into a fallout shelter located in your neighborhood. When
you arrive, ten other people wanting to get in will
greet you. The shelter has enough supplies for you and
six other people to survive the three months you must
remain inside. Before you come out safely. Your group must
decide unanimously who will be brought in and who will
be left out. And then they give you the list

(35:54):
of people to choose from.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Will you allow the following people or not allow the
following people into your fallout shelter for three months? Number one,
a sixteen year old pregnant girl discuss I dare you no?

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Are you serious?

Speaker 35 (36:09):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Let me just give you the list.

Speaker 12 (36:11):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Are we giving you yes or nose for each one?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
You're not gonna How can we're not get let a
sixteen year old pregnant girl in?

Speaker 9 (36:15):
Well, because that's a lot of liability with a baby.
If you're in a fallout shelter, you don't know what's
gonna go on. You don't know if you're gonna have
to have a quick escape at some point and a
baby's gonna drive.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
How ain't gonna feed the baby like you gotta make
sure you have the supplies ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Well, there's no baby. If you leave rout, she'll be incinerated.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
We don't know that for sure.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Okay, keep in mind these are these are all thrown
out two fifth graders. Okay, would you let into the
shelter a police officer with multiple charges of brutality pending
against him? Or would you let in a thirty eight
year old retired prostitute? Or would you let in a
seventy five year old priest? It's a priest, but he's
seventy five, right, No? Would you let in a thirty

(36:56):
five year old sterile female doctor?

Speaker 24 (36:59):
Hell?

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
How about a husband and wife they refuse to be separated?
He's a lawyers, he's an alcoholic.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Nope, annoying? Why they're annoying?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Would you let in a thirty one year old homosexual architect?

Speaker 15 (37:13):
Hell?

Speaker 8 (37:13):
Yeah, built for us in.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
The Would you let in a fifty year old musician
previously addicted to cocaine?

Speaker 8 (37:21):
Is there cocaine in the shelter?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
He's previously previously?

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Then he's okay, he's going to entertain us if he brings.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
This to But yeah, And finally, the list are ten
people you have to think about? Letting in a twenty
eight year old drifter with no skills whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
No, that's just food. Okay, give me a minute.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
I have a question though, were there is this a
quiz where they're wrong and right answers like did you
get graded on it.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I'm trying to figure out the logic. I think she
wanted them to talk it out. Yeah, to understand that
it's a priest. But he's seventy five and what grade
is this for? Fifth grade?

Speaker 11 (37:58):
And they know what a prostitute is?

Speaker 18 (38:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 33 (38:00):
They do.

Speaker 11 (38:01):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
She is she still teaching, Well, she has been I
do believe she's been suspended. Students in the teacher's health
class were given an assignment other choices. Your group must
decide unanimously who will you brought in, who will be
left out? And then you have to discuss the teacher,
who has not publicly is not identified, will remain out

(38:24):
of the classroom until an investigation is concluded.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
So there you go. Interesting.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
I don't think the teacher should have gotten suspended.

Speaker 9 (38:31):
I know I'm the only person who doesn't think that,
but I think it's interesting. It's one of those assignments
those kids are going to remember forever, and it makes
you really think and discuss why why would you pick
these people?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Why would you not? I don't see the huge deal
with it.

Speaker 9 (38:43):
I know some of the subject matter is a little sketchy,
but come on, fifth graders, they know all this stuff.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
Anyway, I know it's sure.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
How old are fifth grader? Is eleven twelve?

Speaker 8 (38:52):
They are like ten eleven. They have the internet.

Speaker 11 (38:54):
Probet they know what prostitutes are, Yeah, they do.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Maybe the teacher could have rolled home.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
The town bumpo ass Okay, all right down, yeah, just
call the pizza.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
So here we are having the discussion. So let me
put this out to you. Now, there's Scary Gandhi, Danielle, Nate, Me,
Scotty Bee, and Diamond. I'm just looking at the people
who are right here with us.

Speaker 11 (39:18):
Seven people.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Yeah, but there's only room for five of us. We
have to eliminate two people and not let them into
our fallout shelter.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
Okay, oh damn, hmmm.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
You'll get to vote, right, I don't know my name's
on the T shirt. I already got eliminated, yeah, froggy. Okay,
So we have there's seven of us, right, one, two, three, four, five, six.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Eight of us.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, now there's eight, but we can only let five
people in.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
We have to eliminate three.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
We have to eliminate three. I have my three.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
You already have it.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
You think about it for a minute.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Who are you going to going to eliminate and.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Why Okay, no brainer, Scary Scotty out.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yeah, okay, Scotty, you're out to Scotty.

Speaker 9 (40:03):
Gets hurt so easily all the time. He gets a
paper cut and he's like, I'm dying.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
I have an infection. It's gonna be. I can't deal
with that.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
That would be fatiguing.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
I guess I love him and he's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Scotty has two kids, so I feel like he needs
I feel bad.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
Yeah, you need to go be a dad too too.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
The kids aren't coming. I'm saying it if he does.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
If he gets all, that's right now forget that far.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Okay, So scary you're eliminating?

Speaker 8 (40:24):
Yeah, come on, I never get sick. You eat all
the food, all the resources would be.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
You would eat every can of corn.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Yeah, but if something happened, you could eat his caves.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
You do have big meaty calves. But who's the third.

Speaker 9 (40:38):
I hate to do this, and I'm only doing it
because I went off the grid with her and she
is not a survival.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Diamond has to go, Diamond, Diamond, Diamond, She's not letting
you come down in the shelter.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Well, let's turn the karaoke machine on.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
A bother of the karaoke machine not allowed.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
In the shelter.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
I'd like to say, for the record, diamond really hurts
my soul. It would be a very, very difficult decision.
But I just know that if you know there was
the smallest inconvenience, she's gonna burn the whole thing to
the girl.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Okay, back to the story.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I totally see how this could perpetuate all an interesting
conversation as long as the kids are smart enough to
do it.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I think there's other ways to get smart conversations going
than that. Se a parent speaking by the way, here's
why this is scary, and we know that unfortunately we're
having these kinds of drills in school because unfortunately this
is the world we live in. So to put that
in front of these kids is a reality. And then

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say here, choose who's coming in your shelter, like that's me,
especially at that age. Maybe in college they can figure
it out and around and it's better, but not that age,
And that's I think it's nuts.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
It's so Sophie's choice, all right, So you had to
choose from an emotional fifty year old premin apausal woman's
who's me is suffering empty nests syndromes. Do we want
that in our shelter?

Speaker 6 (42:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
How about a pre alcoholic fifty nine year old homosexual
disc chalk?

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Do you want me in your shelter?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
How about a forty three year old man that might
be a murderer?

Speaker 8 (42:17):
This is turning out terribly these descriptions.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
How about, Oh, should we let this woman in? A
thirty something year old menace that's prone to kidney infections?

Speaker 8 (42:27):
I just got one.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
You're prone.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
I don't want you in my fallout shelter.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
How about a forty something your old man child that
loves to eat scary?

Speaker 9 (42:39):
You can't have heavy eaters in a lot of situation.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Has to be people that you can Yeah, gon ration,
he's not gonna rash.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
In our shelter.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Do we want a horny Tampa Bay Bucks fan that
loves gadgets's kind of winning? Froggy, you're in fraug.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 20 (43:10):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
All right, let's get into it today A tag team
phone tap with Garrett and our own Ronnie.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 36 (43:18):
Sorry, Well, Sarah's phone's happened her mom, Margaret. Now, Sarah
was in charge of taking their family cat Seymour to
the groomers, and Margaret is in love with her cat.
She's the crazy cat lady mom, and I wouldn't like
to hear if something went wrong when the cat was
at the groomers. So Sarah starts to call to her
mom as she's picking up cat Seymour from the groomers.
And then I and Ronnie play the groomers and something

(43:41):
went wrong.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
You're messing with the lady's cat. That's what we do,
all right. See what happens in today's tag team phone
taps Listen.

Speaker 23 (43:53):
Hello, hey mom, Hel's it go in pretty busy but good.

Speaker 18 (43:57):
How are you out?

Speaker 23 (43:58):
I'm running some errands, about to pick up Seymour the groomer.
Thanks for doing that. Hold on, I'm walking in, Hi,
I mean I'm here to pick up Seymour.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, hold on one second from the band?

Speaker 19 (44:11):
Which groomer did you go to?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I went to the place I told you about, like
with the really good steal.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Alright, alright, just sign here, Sarah. Is that Seymour Anthony Whymour? Right?

Speaker 22 (44:25):
Why?

Speaker 12 (44:26):
Why?

Speaker 9 (44:26):
What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
What's wrong?

Speaker 18 (44:27):
Is it not the right cat?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
What's going on?

Speaker 18 (44:29):
One?

Speaker 36 (44:30):
Hold on?

Speaker 18 (44:30):
Mom?

Speaker 23 (44:30):
Yeah, okay, I didn't I didn't ask for him to
be shaved. What do you mean shaved?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Groomed? Groomed?

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Right?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
If he shaved?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
What do you mean by did ask him to do that?

Speaker 18 (44:41):
Mom?

Speaker 19 (44:41):
I I I just asked for a groomy did I have?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
So?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
What do you mean?

Speaker 19 (44:45):
He's totally ball?

Speaker 23 (44:46):
He's got no hair.

Speaker 19 (44:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (44:48):
I said shampoo, and I guess they heard shave. I
don't clipped off all his beautiful hair?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Why don't paying?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Can I? You seem a little distraught.

Speaker 23 (44:58):
Actually, my mom, I would like to talk to the man.
Get this guy on the phone.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Here you goes, okay, hello, who's this? First of all,
who are you? My name is Tony? And how are you?

Speaker 19 (45:11):
I am not well, Tony.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 23 (45:14):
How can I helpmour with the beautiful touxedo black and white?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
It was beautiful cat, very beautiful cat.

Speaker 23 (45:20):
Why would you shave him? He doesn't make you shaved him?

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Apparently that's what you asked for. So we get shake.

Speaker 23 (45:27):
No, no, no, my daughter said, very clearly, only a shampoo,
a grooming wait.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Wait, excuse me? Why you said shampoo not shave?

Speaker 27 (45:38):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 15 (45:39):
Oh my, I'm gonna go, Oh my godday the customer.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
You said shampoo, not shave. You shaved the cat.

Speaker 12 (45:47):
I'm in the middle of shaving the dog again.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
What do you want?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
You shaved the cat, said shampoo, and you shaved the cat.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Tony, how we've been doing this for.

Speaker 35 (45:59):
You?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
And am a you write the phoat is out right?
Don't you blatant?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
It's all my wife.

Speaker 19 (46:03):
These guys are fired.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I got it. I got to tag here one four
two four, cat write, Seymour, We have got the pamper
clipped the nails.

Speaker 23 (46:13):
What the hell they're doing?

Speaker 12 (46:15):
The cat is shaved, fleabad clipped the nails.

Speaker 11 (46:17):
What else you want?

Speaker 6 (46:18):
That's great?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Guess what?

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Learn how to read? Because it's a jampoo s ah V?

Speaker 12 (46:22):
What does that say to you? Write?

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Jampoo?

Speaker 19 (46:26):
Cut it out. I'm on the boat and.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
Make constitution for this, huh.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I think it would be best if maybe you can
explain to him what you wanted. Hold on one second, hey,
and today what get on the phone and explain you.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
I just get the cat out of.

Speaker 12 (46:45):
This is Anthony speaking. How can I help you?

Speaker 23 (46:47):
My daughter took my cat, Seymour for a simple grooming.
How the hell do they misread shampoo and assume it's
a shaved man.

Speaker 19 (46:56):
That's what I don't understand him.

Speaker 12 (46:57):
Now the cat is to respect. There's no need to
use this sort of language. Right now, we can handle
this story. Correct voice correct, correct correct.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Listen, you just shaved my cat.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
That's not what I wanted.

Speaker 12 (47:12):
She looks fine, she feels fine.

Speaker 19 (47:14):
If not what I wanted for him.

Speaker 12 (47:16):
This is a matter of a misunderstanding. We cannot glug
the cat's hair back onto his body.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
That's clearly obvious.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Tony, who took the order on the cat? The black
shaved pussy over here?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
And Marie, and what did the.

Speaker 11 (47:27):
Daughter tell her?

Speaker 12 (47:28):
Did she say? Shaved with shampoo?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 32 (47:30):
She said?

Speaker 13 (47:31):
Shake?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
She said, why don't we talk to the person who
took the order?

Speaker 12 (47:34):
They just get this ada I get. All we get
is Todgita. You'll go back and shave this dog's balls,
shave mine.

Speaker 23 (47:42):
You're just I don't think you should even be in business.
You don't know how to deal with animals.

Speaker 11 (47:47):
I'm dealing with one right now.

Speaker 23 (47:49):
Okay, Well you know and I'm more. I am more
of a savage and a danger to you, a potential
threat to these animals are So you better mind that, buddy,
because I am very serious when it comes to animal welfare.

Speaker 36 (47:59):
No, I think now it's a good time to tell
you my name is actually Garrett, and that's Ronnie from
the Elvis Durrant Morning Show.

Speaker 15 (48:04):
And you just got phone tapill you.

Speaker 12 (48:12):
Oh my god, I'm actually shaving Garret's chest right now.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I took him to the regular place.

Speaker 23 (48:17):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I've been like totally crazy in front of all my coworkers.
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participats.

Speaker 20 (48:33):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Okay, let's let's talk about sweat bartenders, and let's talk
about waiters, waitresses, whatever, servers whatever. Wround a lot of
restaurants and bars. They have a rule there so you
cannot date the customers. Oh really, you know a lot
of them. Do they prefer you not? It could get messy,
you know whatever. I'm not saying the all, but a

(49:00):
lot of the high end places, especially in hotels and
this happened to us. I'll tell you that's story in
a minute. I wonder if anyone listening who was working
behind the bar or waiting on tables was asked out
by a customer and they had a like, oh god,
you're a hot Yeah, as long as no one finds

(49:20):
out about it, let's go, and maybe they got caught whatever.
We were at a resort with a friend who was
sleeping with one of the people who worked at the resort.
Nice the guy who was serving us drinks and things
in our in our house. We didn't know to the
end of the trip. We didn't know until a year later.

(49:44):
He finally confessed this. This guy was sneaking into his
room every single night. I know.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
This is like the sho well, I.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Know, but had had his bosses found out, they would
have canned him immediately. Yeah, because it could lead to
you know, a well, a messy situation or maybe a lawsuit.
I don't know. So I don't know. I'm wondering how
many people listening or in this in this type of business.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Who.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah, you're going behind everyone's backs and you're having some
fun with someone they don't want you to have fun with.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
Yeah, I'm sure it happens a lot more than we
even know.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Why do you have a crap eating grin on your face, Nate,
I'm just thinking because you is this where you're gonna
tell us a story about how when you used to
be a waiter used to get picked.

Speaker 11 (50:30):
Up the outback steakhouse? Very different?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
All right?

Speaker 5 (50:33):
This is did you mess around with some girls?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Blue and onion?

Speaker 11 (50:39):
Sound gross?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
The blue an onion from outback?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Because it go ahead, this is juicy. I love stuff
like this.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
This is great.

Speaker 9 (50:49):
I think it probably happens at vacations and anything that
has to do with vacations, like definitely cruise ships.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
They tell you that they're not supposed to, but you
know some.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Of the well, so you know, we we have connections
in the crew industry. We're on a lot of cruise ships,
and there have been so many times I'm like, wow,
that'd be cool. Well A, I'm married, so I guess
it's I gonna have him.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
B I don't know, but I always think that.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
I always think, like, you know, like the activities director
or whatever, the cruise director.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
Usually they're like, so hot guy.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
From England or a hot lady from England, and then
you have all these young, good looking people on the
cruise that get wasted, Like you wonder, like, come on.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
There's got to be like a percentage of lines that cross.
Yeah for sure, right, I need to believe that.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
Yeah, yeah, sure in my own way doctor's offices. I
wonder if that's a thing to never date a patient,
like maybe you're seeing this patient naked.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
Not in a great way, but you're seeing them and.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Then or how about dating a professor?

Speaker 8 (51:41):
Oh yeah, that's not good, is it.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
I'm reading a book about that right now, you are.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
What's it about?

Speaker 4 (51:46):
It's about he Well, they were dating first, and she
didn't know that he was a teacher, and he didn't
know that she was still in school, and they bump
into each other in the hallway and they're like, oh,
now what are we gonna do?

Speaker 7 (51:58):
And they had to figure it out. It's my college. Hoover,
Thank you, Okay, you love I love Colleen Hoover.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Oh, Froggy ever dated someone who drives the van at
the station? No ask? I just wondering, Yeah, Cross.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
That was before my time here.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Oh yeah, Scotty, b oh my god, Scotty. Several listeners
and Scary did several listeners my entire twenties and thirties.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
They did it in the bathroom, the mensroom.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I'm a listener.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
Yeah, oh wow, okay, I'm married to a listener.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I am too.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
He listened, Alex listened to me. How many years before
you even met it?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Really that's kind of scandalous, Scottie, It's okay. Don't want
to dragging him down there.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Who is this?

Speaker 18 (52:47):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Corey?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
How are you?

Speaker 15 (52:48):
Corey? Hi?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Good morning, well, good morning, so well hello, tell us
your story.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
What happened?

Speaker 33 (52:55):
So?

Speaker 19 (52:56):
I worked at a small town bar.

Speaker 16 (52:58):
I met a guy.

Speaker 32 (53:00):
He asked me out. It was a little bit secret.
He asked me out while I was working. We went
on a d but we kept it a little bit,
you know, under wraps, just in case.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yeah, you didn't want to get out, you you don't
want to flowing around.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
The gossip scene.

Speaker 8 (53:16):
Right exactly, and ten years later we're married.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Did we have a baby?

Speaker 19 (53:23):
Now?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Had you admitted that you guys were dating each other,
would it have caused possibly a problem with management or
the co workers. Maybe maybe maybe.

Speaker 32 (53:33):
With management because they don't really like uh, you know,
they don't want the guys coming in and then kind
of watching the bartender who she talking to, because that
can look bad with other customers maybe, but they weren't
after they found out they really liked him, so everything

(53:53):
worked out in our favor.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
I liked his text that just Corey. This text came through.
I work at a resort.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
It was hosting a wedding, two girls getting married, but
one girl hooked up with a male bartender the night
before the wedding, and the wedding was called called. Okay,
core at least your story turned out really cool. Congratulations
to you. Thank you so much, Thank you having have
a great day.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Oh man, the story's are pouring it now.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
You should see.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Do you see all the texts?

Speaker 8 (54:21):
Yes, Sam, Yeah, celebrities.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
I called room service a number times for more sugar.
Sugar in air quotes, yes, Froggy.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
And what about when you live in an apartment community
and you start hanging out with the manager you.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Married or had a kid with her.

Speaker 11 (54:43):
You know there's communities are assessed pool for that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Of course, because the bedroom's right there.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
The student thing is rampant. My buddy who shot name
was I was a professor in Arizona and he ended
up dating and then marrying a stud and he says
that the grades were always kept honest and clean, and
there was always a sense yeah right, yeah, of course
we believe that. Hello Maureen, what's going on?

Speaker 29 (55:10):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
How are you doing well? Hold on?

Speaker 5 (55:12):
You married your college voice professor?

Speaker 33 (55:14):
Right?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I su did how did this start out?

Speaker 5 (55:18):
By the way? I mean, were you still taking his class?

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Or did this happened after this happened after you'd already
graduated that class.

Speaker 22 (55:25):
No, I was still very much a student of his.

Speaker 28 (55:29):
Uh.

Speaker 22 (55:29):
And he resisted and I still tease him about it
to this day. He resisted because he was like, I'm
not crashing that boundary, and you know, wanted nothing to
do with it. And what can I say, He's gonna
resist me.

Speaker 7 (55:40):
But how did you guys hitter around like not getting caught?
Like how do you do it?

Speaker 35 (55:46):
Well?

Speaker 22 (55:46):
We would do a lot of like we hung out
like as son. I mean, you know, it's college, so
everyone's an adult.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
It's not like we're dealing with minors or anything.

Speaker 22 (55:54):
And you know, like a group of us will go
out sometimes to dinner, and then it started getting you know,
just the two of us would go out and even
still he was denying that he had feelings for me,
even though it was incredibly out theous and and I.

Speaker 18 (56:06):
Just I don't know.

Speaker 22 (56:07):
I said to my best friend who also had him,
I said, I'm gonna marry him someday. She thought I
was totally insane, and I got it.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I understood why, but.

Speaker 22 (56:14):
I was like, I'm not giving up them, as I
know he's the one supposed to marry.

Speaker 18 (56:19):
We have three kids.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Well, that's the thing, you know, it's why you're doing it.
That's when it's you know, maybe a j eggshell's a
little bit you're walking on. But you know, people meet
people in different ways, and sometimes it's in a way
where it's it's forbidden fruit. Anyway, Well, thank you very much, Maureene.
I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Wait do you role play now? Go back to those days?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Call her back. Hello, Mike, how you doing.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
How you guys doing doing well?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
So you actually were hooking up with a rich older
women with your career?

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Correct?

Speaker 11 (56:51):
Correct?

Speaker 13 (56:51):
Yes, I used to work on Park Avenue and a
lot of older, rich women in the building. They kind
of took a liking to me, and before you knew it,
I was with several of them.

Speaker 18 (57:03):
In building.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
So you go up in the in the elevator. I mean,
did anyone ever see.

Speaker 30 (57:08):
You doing that?

Speaker 35 (57:09):
No?

Speaker 13 (57:10):
So they had a service elevator where all.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
That's why they call it that.

Speaker 12 (57:14):
Now that that was my.

Speaker 13 (57:18):
Post and I got to a guy very friendly with
a lot of the building.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Gosh, that is just a porno in the making. Well,
so you never got caught, never got in trouble.

Speaker 13 (57:28):
No, never almost got caught several times, but luckily never
did never got in trouble.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
That's the exciting part, almost getting caught. All right, Well,
thank you very much, Mike. Finally, let's go talk to Rachel. Hello, Rachel,
you actually got let go from your residency because you
were sleeping with someone or someone you were working with.

Speaker 22 (57:49):
Yeah, so I was a.

Speaker 18 (57:50):
Resident and it was very much in that situation.

Speaker 26 (57:54):
There was a resident one of the attendings actually that
I had to it's a little crush on. Turned out
its mutual and yeah, we started seeing each other kind
of and the craziest saying, my best friend was my
co resident.

Speaker 18 (58:08):
And she actually turned us in and we Yeah, it
didn't go very well.

Speaker 26 (58:14):
She luckily did not get fired, but I did.

Speaker 22 (58:17):
And but it's cool we're married now, so I feel like,
you know, we still came out on top.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Well, that's how it happens sometimes one of the yeah,
but your friend turned you in?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Are you still friends?

Speaker 22 (58:31):
Oh no?

Speaker 26 (58:32):
So there were a lot of theories about why that happened,
but the number one theory kind of was that people
think she may have had feelings for me actually as well.
Oh yeah, it's all very grave anatomy.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Well, let's not rule that out. Absolutely. Yeah, let's just
let's put all offers on the table here. All right, Rachel,
thank you very much. I'm glad you're all happy. Now,
this is great, this is good news. So think about
who you're who's waiting on you today for lunch? Maybe
now it's time. I'm just say something in a non
creepy invasive way.

Speaker 9 (59:04):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to tune out and go through
all these text messages because these are juicy.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
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Speaker 9 (59:09):
Oh man, the ceo of a company, I'm dating my
best friend's dad.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
Well, celebrities coming through. I married my patients.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Oh way.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
On cruise ships, a lot.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Of cruise ship texts are coming really.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Yeah, apparently it's more banging than we know.

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Wrean in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
So has everyone on the show received a speeding ticket?
What's so funny, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
Because yeah, okay got out of one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I mess. I met someone last night who's never ever
received a speeding ticket.

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
Wow, what did they have a car?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Exactly? My question was, will do you consciously drive under
the speed limit or what's your deal? They're like, no,
we speed all They speed all the time, caught exactly,
never ever been caught.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
That That was so strange.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
And I wonder if they have one of those like
Friend of the Police stickers.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Oh those cards that I always forget to pull out
because we have so many friends from the police, and
I always forget to pull up the card.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I'm not convinced those work anyway, so no, But I mean,
if you're speeding, they catch it, they pull you over,
you know, say it could be you know what. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Sometimes you can get out of it. I've gotten out
of it by using the show once.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
You did see Now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
I never throw the show around ever. I'm like, some
people don't want to say names. Don't But there was
this one time I got pulled over and I did
use the show's name and say, oh my gosh, you
know I'm heading in and blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
And he let me go because he listened. But that
was the only time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Wow, I would never do that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Oh you've done that too, Frog.

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
I was driving in one day and the station was
off the air, and so I was hauling. Asked to
try to get there because there was something wrong, and
got pulled over. And when he pulled me over, I
told him the station was off the air. He followed
me to the radio station. I proved that I worked there.
I walked in the building and he was like, all right,
I get it, but you still need to be safe.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Has anyone ever used the medical emergency my wife's having.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
A baby thing?

Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
It doesn't work for me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
I'm always afraid to do that because they will do
what they did to Frog. They'll follow me. Oh, they
will escort you to the hospital. I'm like, oh, crap.
So then you have to call you don't have a wife.
You have to call ahead at the hospital like, hey,
do you have a woman in labor. I need to
borrow her, use her to tell the father to go away.
I'll pay him. I don't know what's scary, you know.

(01:02:18):
I think that if you're speeding in a red car,
you're more likely to get pulled over than if you're
speeding in a gray car. I do think that the
color of your car has something to do with the
odds of being pulled over.

Speaker 18 (01:02:29):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I do think that used to be the case. Before
they use radar as much or they detection. The thing
is now it it detects no matter what color you are.
But I could be wrong, because they always said you, no,
don't buy a red car, you're gonna get pulled over.

Speaker 24 (01:02:41):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Of course, that from a guy who sounds like he's
in from the nineteen forties.

Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
The worst is the red light ticket. When you go
through the red light and it takes a photo of you.
There's no denying it, and you're always making the guiltiest face.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
And you hear you hear the camera go off, and
you're like, damn.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
It, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Tell you you know they have those traffic h cameras
all over New York City. I think they bring in
billions of dollars every year.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
I'd they have to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
I bet you, Pam online twenty four never ever got
a speeding ticket. Let's find out more, shall we?

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Hello, Pam?

Speaker 11 (01:03:16):
Bye?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Have you do you speed ever? Or and you've been lucky?
Or you just never speed?

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
Oh?

Speaker 24 (01:03:22):
No, I speed all the time. But I just I
guess I've been lucky and never gotten a ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
You better knock on some wood lady.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Who I mean when you say you speed?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I mean, is it blatant, like over ten miles over
the speed limit?

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Or do you try to control it a little bit?

Speaker 24 (01:03:40):
Well, in certain areas, I know where the cops are,
so I kind of control it. But like on the highway,
speed limit sixty five and I go seventy five eighty
all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
So wow, and so when you sent a text and said,
I just tell them I really had to go to
the bathroom. I had to go pooh, and they let
them go.

Speaker 24 (01:03:57):
Really, yeah, I've been pulled. I've been pulled over were
I just never got the ticket?

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
So really, so how did you get out of it?

Speaker 18 (01:04:05):
I don't know, must have just.

Speaker 24 (01:04:07):
Felt good for me, or you know, I was having
a good day of themselves, so gave me a good
day and just gave me a warning.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Look, I tell you, the few times I have been
pulled over, I've always been extremely courteous. Yes, yeah, you know,
just do everything you can. Just like, whatever they need,
whatever they want. You got me, you know what, you
want to take advantage of me on the hood of
the car, whatever you want.

Speaker 24 (01:04:35):
But one time I had my One time I had
my dog my car, and she was just sparking at
the cops. I think he was just didn't even want
to bother so he just got my information, ran it
and then let me go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
So nice, irritating dog in backseat.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I need that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Well, Pam, congratulations, I hope that your lucky streak never
getting a ticket continues for you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
I wish all the best to you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 24 (01:04:57):
All right, thank you, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Hey, so yeah, yeah, when when the when the officers
or the troopers pull you over, please be courteous. They're
doing their job, they're doing their thing. They say. You
should sometimes never see what you're eating. Yeah, you know
you go to those restaurants where they have the lobster aquarium.

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Oh I hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Yeah, I'm like, I love the taste of lobster, but
to look at them, they look like these little things
from other planets, Like their eyes are like moving around like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
And then you want to pick the person or the
thing you want to put to death, like I'll take
that one. And you know it's that's it. That poor
lobster is about to die because of you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
I'm okay with killing them and eating in fish the
same way.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Scary.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
What fish did you eat last night?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah, my guy, I got a guy tony fish at
Scale in Jersey City.

Speaker 26 (01:05:51):
He goes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
I got this fish.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It's fished in Miami in the South. It's called hogfish,
he goes, And I can never get it up here
up north, so I brought it home.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
I cooked it and it was delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
It tastes now, But what does a hogfish look like
before it's pilate. Well that I found out after dinner.
I googled it. It's called the Pig of the Sea
and it looks like a pig. Oh yeah, it's kind
of cute, a little snout.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Yeah, it looks like if a fish and a pig
had sex together, is what you would get.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I would pay to see that. But also I'm sure
it was delicious. But what is an orange ruffy?

Speaker 8 (01:06:26):
I don't know because I eat that all the time.
I hope it's not something horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I don't think there is there actually an orange ruffy is?
What is a telopia? I've never seen it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
What are you looking at?

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
The orange ruffy is a hideous little let me see that.

Speaker 11 (01:06:42):
I don't think you can go fishing for a tilapia.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Yeah, tilapia's I think? Are those are farm raised? Oh
my god? The orange ruffy is ugly.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
It doesn't look like there's even much substance to it. Like,
what what's there to eat?

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
It looks eat it all the time, I know, but
you eat.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
You don't want to eat that. You eat what's inside that?

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Well, now that I know, it used to be called
slime head, but.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Orange RUFFI used to be called the slime head.

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Also known as the red ruffy or slime head.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
I was going to order a slime head. WHOA what
to depend on which restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
What, Danielle, what's looking for tilapia?

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
It's I mean, there's a picture of it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
But tilapia's I believe. Are they totally like engineered? Does
that make sense?

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
I don't know, but I gotta say. There's a lot
of articles on is tilapia safe for you to eat?

Speaker 17 (01:07:33):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
Here we get it's supposed to be super dirty, like
a very dirty.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Yeah, like a catfish, like a bottom feeder.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
Well, I think, isn't it it has I don't want
to it's always.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
I'll tell you that. By pounds, I always see it.
I'm like, why is it three ninety nine pounds?

Speaker 9 (01:07:44):
It has something to do with it being farm raised, right,
and what it's consuming all day because they're native only too.
We looked Middle East, the Middle East and Africa, right,
so here they're all farm raises.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
So we're so we're saying we only want fish that
it's caught in a stream.

Speaker 9 (01:07:59):
Yeah, in the sustainable Yes, I demand my meal be
plucked from nature exactly what.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
I'm looking at the healthyfish dot com and they have
an article and it's frequently asked questions about telopia.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
What do you find it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
And one of the questions is is this a real fish?
And it says, yes, it is a real fish. Many
people think that it's not, but it is actually not
a man made fish. It's a real fish.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
But they farm them a lot, I guess, which is fine, okay,
but I don't want that.

Speaker 11 (01:08:25):
But I've never heard of anybody catching apia.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Like for instance, you know, a delicious fish is the
Chilean sea bass, which is originally called the Patagonian toothfish.
But no one wants to Yes, I'll have the Patagonian toothfish.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Please.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
No one's going to say that the Chilean sea bass.
And now I think they're yvery extinct, aren't they?

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
They're they're rare.

Speaker 8 (01:08:48):
I don't think you're supposed to, yes, Nate, what it realize?

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
There's a fish called a lumpsucker.

Speaker 11 (01:08:53):
You ever heard of this?

Speaker 35 (01:08:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
No, it's a song, isn't it? What's the lumpsucker?

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Anyway? Enough of fish? Interesting call here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
With Rena Hi, Rena, Hi, Hello, lady lady.

Speaker 11 (01:09:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 27 (01:09:12):
With you.

Speaker 25 (01:09:14):
Well, I am on the road to the airport. Got
up at three point thirty this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Why are you going to an airport?

Speaker 25 (01:09:21):
We are dropping my sisters and my mom off so
they can fly to India.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Oh wait, why aren't you going?

Speaker 25 (01:09:31):
I can't afford it. Okay, yeah, my my car's on
the fritz. I am trying to save money right now,
try not to be broke anymore. So I said, let
me just.

Speaker 26 (01:09:41):
Not do this.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
And yeah, have they been to India before?

Speaker 19 (01:09:45):
They have?

Speaker 25 (01:09:46):
Oh yeah, plenty of times. But is getting married, So
they're going to go and get all the outfits and
the jewelry and all that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
I know, I know, I'm souse. You're flying into like
a hive of culture India just I know, culture and
food and stories.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
And I don't know when is the list of you
were in India?

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
Two thousand nineteen?

Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
Yeah, no, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Do you want to go back anytime soon?

Speaker 8 (01:10:12):
Absolutely? I would go back anytime. It's amazing, It's so fun,
the food is so good, the people are so fun.

Speaker 26 (01:10:18):
I know.

Speaker 25 (01:10:19):
Sad. I'm I'm so sad that I'm not going to
be able to see the food because that's just every
time I go.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
That's that's all I want.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Oh well, okay, Oh so I was under the understanding
you were a little upset that you weren't.

Speaker 25 (01:10:30):
Going, But oh no, I'm terribly upset that I'm not going.

Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
You're handling it so well. You's not so happy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
I know where are.

Speaker 16 (01:10:39):
They're going to?

Speaker 25 (01:10:40):
Northern India? Punjab?

Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
Okay, yeah, yeah, pun job yeah, pun job.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:10:44):
I think I'm getting this weird burst of energy because
I've been up since three thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
But hey, can we talk about that taking people to
the airport concept? It just doesn't doesn't work for me.
I'll tell you what I mean. You're calling from Richmond, Virginia.
There are so many uber driver in Richmond like here
in New York. For instance, if someone says, y'all were
flying into a guadi this weekend, can you pick us up?
Hell to the no. No, you know, we don't go

(01:11:10):
to airports here, do we?

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
I do I pick people up.

Speaker 19 (01:11:14):
We have a.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
Son's love, isn't it?

Speaker 9 (01:11:18):
Because you're giving somebody your time which you can't get back,
and you're.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
It's an act of love, not insisting you drop me
off at the airport.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
But wait a minute, it's somebody who's never been here before,
and they're nervous about traveling, and they're excited to be
in New York.

Speaker 11 (01:11:32):
And that guy lives here and he knows how exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
See a familiar face.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
At the airport picked them up. It's like exciting for them.

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
It's like, oh my gosh, elve's high.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
You know everyone knows Dimitri.

Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
Oh my gosh, I'm to be a good daughter.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
You are, But no offense.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Don't get mad at me if you say you're coming
to visit me. I'm not coming to the airport to
pick you up. I'm not. That's not a it's not
a New York thing. I don't know why you do it.
You're you're an exception to the room. Okay, very good.

Speaker 25 (01:12:00):
Maybe maybe it's a Richmond thing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
It is, well, it's a Daniel thing. She's a good person.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
And I thought why I thought I wasn't the only one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
Now I'm learning there are people.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
But that's another thing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
If you're not used to navigating around the airport, the
terminals is stuff, you're gonna slow everyone else down.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Let the Uber people do it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Just drop them off like they kick him out while
they're going twenty miles an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
I'll just get out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:12:21):
And the funniest about thing about all of this is
their flight is at ten o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
So where's this that's the problem. Parents like to get
dropped off like seven hours early your parents. Your parents
have to be to report fifteen days early.

Speaker 25 (01:12:35):
Yeah, all right, I'm a little excited to drop my
mom off and have her be gone for a week.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
There, you got it, all right. Oh my god, Now
we're getting to the meat and potatoes at the call. Well, look,
enjoy your time without that. How long are they gone?
You said ten days?

Speaker 17 (01:12:49):
They're ten days.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Okay, beautiful for you. Oh gosh, I mean, are you
gonna be totally alone? You have a whole house to yourself.

Speaker 11 (01:12:57):
My dad is staying and my Dada ruined everything.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Yeah, you'll have a good time with dad. Look, best
of luck, Rena. I mean, I don't know why I'm
wishing you luck. You're staying home doing nothing.

Speaker 19 (01:13:09):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
I'm sorry it sounds like such a jackass about this.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
Dropping Even Froggy and Lisa.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
If I go visit them in Jacksonville when they lived
in Miami, they always pick me up at the airport.

Speaker 11 (01:13:23):
It's a New York thing.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:13:26):
It's just because I love you, Daniel.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Thanks, So you're signed to say Elvis doesn't love anyone
that comes.

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
No, he does.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
I have no love for anyone. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Hello, hello Chris. Hello Chris. You live in Jacksonville, and
you actually have a pond behind your house where you
you can fish for tilapia.

Speaker 11 (01:13:43):
Really, that is correct.

Speaker 33 (01:13:46):
I heard frog you say you never heard of it,
but obviously he hasn't lived here very long.

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Nobody's ever taken me tilapia fishing. But if you want
to be the first, let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
It's in a pond.

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
So are they like warm water pond bottom feeder kind
of fish?

Speaker 27 (01:14:00):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 33 (01:14:00):
They nest around the edge of the pond at certain
times of the year, and we can take just a
fake bait and go back there. And I've caught probably
a twelve to fifteen inch tapia back there. O.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
My god.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
I love people that measure their tilapia.

Speaker 11 (01:14:17):
I got a I didn't know they made him that long.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
We didn't either.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Tilopia's is a mystery fish for us. We see it everywhere. Well, Chris,
thank you, thank you for the alerts.

Speaker 11 (01:14:26):
No, no, frog, You're rid of Chris so fast. Chris
has to take me fishing catch s tillapia.

Speaker 23 (01:14:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Hold yeah, if you could take Froggy tilapia fishing, that
would be mighty keen.

Speaker 11 (01:14:36):
I'm right over in fruit Coo Froggy. Oh okay, good,
I'll be there.

Speaker 13 (01:14:39):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Well, thank you so much, Chris. We stand correct and
I appreciate it. There you go, Telapia. You can go
fishing for tilapia. This show is so incredible.

Speaker 8 (01:14:47):
You learned something. Yeah, you learned so much from this
is going to be the thing I write down that
I learned today.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
You can fish for Telopia and Jacksonville and Elvis is
an a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
You're in New York.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
There you go. How are you doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Elvis in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
I was reading this list work questions you should be
asking yourself right now, and I was like, oh, things
to think about. Number one, what do I want to
do more or less of? Okay, I want to do
less work and I want to do more things that
make us laugh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Okay, okay. But the good news of what we do
for a living, the more we laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
That is it's a positive work day.

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
So we're lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Okay, here's a question I'm not even worried about. How
can I increase my visibility at work?

Speaker 33 (01:15:45):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
God?

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Now a lot of people out there are climbing that ladder.
They're looking for there, looking for new plateaus in their careers.
Maybe they need to be thinking about their visibility at work.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
Do you have ideas for that?

Speaker 9 (01:15:56):
For people who are climbing the ladder, Like, how do
they increase their visibility without coming off like tryhards or
attention seekers?

Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
What is the best way to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
I would think in today's climate, as far as professional
climate goes, Look, you know, corporations are looking to get
more work out of less people. So I think the
more you make your star shine in your company and
you do things that make the company elevate, you elevate
the company, then you therefore are elevated invisibility.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
Possibly, it's just one way of looking at it.

Speaker 15 (01:16:26):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
What fills my cup?

Speaker 8 (01:16:31):
Ter, be careful with that one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
What fills my Martita glass? What fills my cup? What
is it I really truly enjoy? What is it you
truly enjoy not hear in the room, but listening out
there in the real world. What fills your cup at work?
What makes you happy? What makes you satisfied at the
end of the day, Because isn't that what we're looking
for here? End of day's satisfaction from our jobstely right?
And then the last one, I think is a good

(01:16:55):
one to start thinking about, what's my reputation at work?

Speaker 25 (01:17:00):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:17:01):
Oh, I don't think I like that one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
I don't think I do either, because I just gave
you my goals were to work less, So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
What are you? What is your reputation at work?

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
You do have one, whether you like it or not,
So sometimes it's a slap across the face to realize
what it really is. What is your true reputation at work?
How do they feel about you when you're not in
the room? What do they say about you?

Speaker 8 (01:17:25):
And how do you find out the truth?

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Well, the truth?

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
If the truth was positive, then who cares if you
find out right?

Speaker 29 (01:17:34):
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Tell me, I have no idea.

Speaker 9 (01:17:39):
I mean I think that we I think this one's
tough for us because we work in an environment where
everybody smiles to our face and tells us that we're
awesome and they love us and they're supporting us.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
And then behind the scenes that is not necessarily the case.

Speaker 26 (01:17:52):
That is why.

Speaker 9 (01:17:55):
That bitch go ahead, go ahead, goddamn No, I'm just
saying that's why I would like to know, Like, how
do we actually know? Because I know what you're saying
to me, but I feel like you're peeing on my
leg and telling me it's raining, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
This is why we have to This is why I
feel like we have to like protect the Scotty Bees
of the world because he's out there now in the pool,
and you want to make sure intentions are right.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
And it's not just because he's Scotty Bee from the show,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
So we got to be very careful with stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Yeah, of course, intention intentions.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Maybe that's the headline word of the year.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Intention, what's our intention whatever? Scotty is, Like, why do
you keep talking about me?

Speaker 11 (01:18:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:18:33):
And why is he on the phone? What is going on?

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
I'm having issues.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
You're gonna hit a button and something's not gonna I'm
just trying to sorry, So should I just hold off
pushing that button?

Speaker 35 (01:18:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
No, I'm fine here, Yes, good intentions. Thank you so
much for looking out for me.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
I do appreciate it.

Speaker 18 (01:18:46):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Oh wow, Look he's pretending to know what we're talking about. Okay,
So all in all, yes, carry what planning golf of
what Gandhi said, because I think she nailed it, and
I was gonna say the same thing. How can you
find out though, You need to. You need to develop
a confidant in the network, a kind of a mole
to let you know how they really feel about it, because, yeah,
you're right, the story they give you to your face

(01:19:07):
and then the story that then they tell around you
when you're not. There are two different anecdotes.

Speaker 9 (01:19:12):
Specifically with entertainment. You know, they don't want to upset
that talent.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
So they just lie to us exactly. Okay. Well, and
it could be that way in any job. You know
a lot of a lot of management, a lot of
people out there in the real working world. They don't
want controversy. They don't want to come in and deal
with skirmishes and conflict. They just want to come in
and everything reverence is rolling along. We all the pieces
are moving, and you know they're all looped up with

(01:19:38):
no sound. The way I look at it is this
number one, I don't care what my reputation at work
is and I think that's dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
I just don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
I really don't.

Speaker 35 (01:19:48):
You know that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:49):
I think it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
I want to But secondly, if you do care about
your reputation at work, then the best thing you can
do is just go in every day and do your
best and lift people up. And that's all you can do,
and just and perform and just perform and do your best.
If someone doesn't like it, that's that's their fault, not yours.
That's their problem, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
I don't know. So everyone in here so quiet right now, Nate,
what's your reputation at work?

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 31 (01:20:19):
I you know, I'm kind of in your camp there, Elvis.
You could just get to a point, you know. And
maybe it's because of what I've been through in life.
I don't care what people think about me. I really don't.
I'm just gonna be me and do me and know
that the choices I make in my.

Speaker 11 (01:20:34):
Heart are the right ones. Do you really feel that way? Yeah?
Like I like to say that I don't care, but
I know that when I hear something bad then I
do care. Same.

Speaker 21 (01:20:43):
I just know that opinions are like, you know what
but holes a holes, a holes. Everybody's got one. And
I'm sorry if your opinions different than mine. Yeah great,
as long as you know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
You're you're not hurting anybody and you know you're putting
good into the world.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
I mean, I don't you know, Well, that's what exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
That's my point.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
You know, if they don't, if they don't recognize that, then.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
You're not going to make everybody happy, and not everybody's
gonna like you. That's the way it is.

Speaker 9 (01:21:09):
I think if you are making everybody happy, you're lying
and you're stressing yourself to the end degree.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
If you're trying to make everybody happy, god, you are
one stressed person.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
I guarantee that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Sure, I don't know as far as working turn nothing
for pretty good. But I'm talking what everyone to be
thinking about this. Everyone listening to our show right now?
Do we want to talk about micro cheating?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:21:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Why excited about micro cheating? Conversation?

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
Well, I heard just one of them, and I was
very intrigued by it.

Speaker 9 (01:21:38):
And now I wonder if I, in fact am a
micro cheater, or of all of us, what is the
definition of micro cheating?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Little things you can do that some would assume are cheating.

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Okay, okay, right, is that good?

Speaker 23 (01:21:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
Because I think a lot of stuff I would just
think is friendly interaction. But maybe it's not. Maybe it's
more than that.

Speaker 13 (01:21:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:57):
We'll talk about touching.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Okay, here in their mouth.

Speaker 18 (01:22:00):
I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Micro cheating Actually was that buzzy word back in like
twenty eighteen. I mean, it's been around for a.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
While, not new.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
It's a series of seemingly small actions that indicate a
person is emotionally or physically focused on someone outside their relationship. Okay, yep,
that's a clearer understanding, at least what this definition is
signs you are a micro cheater. According to this article
I'm reading from wherever.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
You save the number of a person.

Speaker 11 (01:22:34):
With a name.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Of the opposite sex that they are so your partner
doesn't get curious if the calls are texts come in.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
That's okay, super scandalous.

Speaker 11 (01:22:44):
That's the problem.

Speaker 9 (01:22:46):
That's a problem where you say it was like the
pizza place, Why is Domino's calling all the time?

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
You're hungry?

Speaker 11 (01:22:52):
I might have done that before. You might have done that, yeah,
prior to this relationship.

Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
Yes, okay, all right, well look at you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
So if I was micro cheating on Alex, I would
have a call from Doris.

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
Right, Mac, if you're not actually going down that path
with someone those sometimes I understand why somebody might do
that because, okay, so a lot of people in relationships
are jealous of friends of the opposite sex, and that's it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
You're just friends. But you don't want to tell your friend.

Speaker 9 (01:23:19):
I can't talk to you because my boyfriend or husband
is jealous, so you save their name is something else,
and then it's just not a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Okay, Well I see your point there, because I can
then say I can imagine some cases of micro cheating
just to keep out of.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
Hot water, right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
I know, I know, Danielle, I can see.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
You judging me over there.

Speaker 17 (01:23:39):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
I'm not judging.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
I just think that that's just a problem really waiting
to happen.

Speaker 11 (01:23:42):
It is a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
It's a problem that I have to be dishonest.

Speaker 19 (01:23:48):
You made me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
All right, micro cheating. You are always following complimenting some
people on social media, even if your partner doesn't like that.
Oh well, okay, that's your problem that you don't like
me cheating one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
At parties. You love to flirt, even if your partner's
with you.

Speaker 29 (01:24:10):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
I have a friend who does that all the time
and one day her husband walked out of the party.
She was like, he was like, I'm not doing this
anymore and walk right out. It was crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:24:20):
See, I think that one can get confusing too, because
I think a lot of people think I'm flirting with
them when I'm not. I've said this before. If you
think I'm flirting, I promise I'm not. If you think
I'm a weirdo and can't speak to you, that's me
trying to flirt.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 11 (01:24:31):
Yeah, duly noted.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Micro cheating could be you have a really close friend,
let's say from college, whom your partner has never met,
but you're still really good friends with them, so you
still communicate with him, but you really haven't introduced them
to your friendship.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
It depends on the location and I don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:24:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
I don't know about this. Listen, now I feel like
I'm being targeted.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Here's one. This is a weird one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
The moment you're introduced to a good looking person, So
when you're a tracted to you want to selfie with them.
What that's just I thought that just kind of creepy. Yeah,
it's not even flirting. It's like, I like a touch you.

Speaker 26 (01:25:10):
Very weird.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
If I put my contact signed, your partner could be
micro cheating. They are suspiciously protective of their phone.

Speaker 8 (01:25:20):
Yeah mm hmy, I get that.

Speaker 27 (01:25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
I think they're just doing other things too, the stuff
they shouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:25:28):
You don't need to see my search history though.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
They follow your No, no, they follow their ex partners
on social media.

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
No, no, I mean I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
It depends.

Speaker 7 (01:25:38):
I mean, if you have kids in common, or you
have you know, I mean, there's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
They bring up their ex partner in a conversation more
than a normal amount everything.

Speaker 8 (01:25:49):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 11 (01:25:50):
I don't they bring up their ex partner while you're.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
Having sex, very weird.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
They yell out their knee, they.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Dragged them into the room. Their profiles on dating apps
still exist.

Speaker 8 (01:25:59):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, that is a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
That's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
They prefer to going events alone.

Speaker 11 (01:26:10):
I don't know, that's suspicious.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
They're always smiling at their phones, that sharing what they're
looking at?

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
What do you laughing? What are you looking at it?

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
What's so funny? What's so funny?

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Buys your hand on your pants, always smiling at your phone?
Is that sharing what they're looking at it?

Speaker 23 (01:26:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Because a lot of times people send you memes or
things in a group chat and then things are funny
and they may not like that sense of humor, but
I do so a lot of times I laugh when
I stare at my phone and it means nothing. Why no?

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
But if someone said, hey, what are you laughing at?

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
And you go, oh, nothing, maybe it's something, uh, you know,
sexual or something.

Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, can we go back
to the one right before that first second?

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
They prefer going to events alone.

Speaker 9 (01:26:51):
Yes, okay, we have a lot of events. We attend
a lot of stuff. Our significant others might not want
to go all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:26:57):
So isn't it just kind of nicer? I feel like
you don't have to?

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
I got part?

Speaker 11 (01:27:00):
Is you prefer to go a lot?

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
If they want to go and you tell them yeah, yeah,
I don't mean you there because I can't flirt with
Chuck exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
Why doesn't you stay home tonight? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
I mean why take sands to the beach? I mean, no,
you don't want to go to this? Do you always
make an effort to look nice if you know you're
going to run into a certain person.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
Oh fart noises.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Ever sent your ex a message reminding them of a
good memory you share. Uh huh, this has happened to
me recently. Well, I received a photo of us years
ago from a great night out with no explanation.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Here it is to me. I don't find it micro cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
They didn't say anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
Just a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I don't I didn't see. I don't find it as
if he at all, I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
Know what would they have said with it. Danielle to
make it okay, because he's suspicious of that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
So if a picture pops up, which it does all
the time on our memory, right, if it popped up
and it brought back a good memory or a funny memory,
and you send it to something, you go, oh my gosh,
just this popped up? You remember this?

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
How funny? Something like that? Like it's that's to me
a little innocent and it's not like.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
We had sex right after.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
It's a photo of you banging it up.

Speaker 11 (01:28:23):
I threw you down in the elevator on the way
to the hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
That's not a good one, all right, so okay, now
we have people texting you going, Okay, you totally convinced
me that I'm a micro cheater. I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
I'm not saying we're I want to do that. I'm
not trying to accuse anyone of anything, right.

Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
This is someone else's list.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
We're disregarding something exactly. But you know what it does
make you think, Okay, what thing am I doing that
could be assumed to be micro cheating?

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:28:47):
Man, I think I'm doing a lot like what I mean,
going to places alone, enjoying that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
You know, but if Brandon wanted to come, you would
take him with you?

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
I would that's different.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Well, yeah, I don't know, I know, I don't really
know where to go with this other than shame on
all of us.

Speaker 35 (01:29:07):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:29:07):
I think the micro cheating is or whatever, macro cheating.
That's what we should worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Well, that's treated.

Speaker 8 (01:29:11):
Yeah, but I feel like.

Speaker 7 (01:29:12):
Some of those were macros and not micro What.

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
Was the macro that was the first one you said?

Speaker 8 (01:29:19):
Yeah, I mean, come on, macro.

Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
Okay, even that, I think I would disagree with that
being macro only because again, if you have a just
a friend of the opposite sex and that person's like, no,
you can't talk to them.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Well, that's a problem in your relationship.

Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
Relationship foundational, Yeah, Bill.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
How are you doing?

Speaker 24 (01:29:40):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:29:40):
Good morning, Hello lady.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
So after us reading this list, which is not our list,
by the way, you are now convinced that you are
a micro cheater, which is silly.

Speaker 27 (01:29:51):
I'm listening to this list and every little that I
get called out for, Oh what are you laughing at?

Speaker 23 (01:29:59):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (01:30:00):
He's that texting you?

Speaker 26 (01:30:01):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:30:02):
Why is something like? You know, why can't I just
have the password to your phone? I actually I never realized.
I was like, I'm totally a micro cheater.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Oh my god, we see. Look look, no one here
wants to make you feel as if you are anything
less than the person you you want to be or are,
So keep that in mind. And this is a list
that we found elsewhere. I'm just trying to justify my
way out of this.

Speaker 26 (01:30:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
But I don't know. Do you find that maybe you're
in a relationship where you you do have to walk
on eggshells sometimes because they're very suspicious.

Speaker 27 (01:30:37):
Well, I guess I could say my wife would agree
with that. Yes, I do have to walk on eggs.

Speaker 19 (01:30:42):
Shells.

Speaker 21 (01:30:43):
Okay, your wife is dictator that you're walking on eggs shells.

Speaker 11 (01:30:47):
That's a really bad signe you walk now.

Speaker 27 (01:30:51):
It's actually a constant argument of passwords, like why can't
I have your password?

Speaker 19 (01:30:56):
Why can't I have this?

Speaker 27 (01:30:57):
And and my excuse all the time is because her
phone gets hacked all the time. I always get to
oh I had to change my credit card number. Oh
I had to change my login for this because somebody
did something with this.

Speaker 19 (01:31:08):
Oh, somebody spent the thousand dollars in this.

Speaker 27 (01:31:10):
I was like, no, I don't want to give you
any of my passwords because you obviously can't do it.
But it is a cost of contention. It does, and
like hearing this list, there's like the list kind of
goes on. Now I'm like, oh my god, maybe I
really am.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Hey, so Bill, if you're in a relationship and one
member of that relationship is a little more sensitive than you,
I mean with trust issues, right, they're there. Either you
can play into that and go, okay, I need to
just fly straight because I don't want to mess up

(01:31:45):
with this relationship. I love it, or you feel like
maybe it's unfair that you have to walk on eggshells.
Sometimes I'm not saying this is only about you, it's
about almost everyone listening.

Speaker 19 (01:31:54):
For a lot of people, you know, I do also,
you know, it's a given a take. I think it
is unfair that I have to do that.

Speaker 27 (01:32:02):
But I also can understand, you know, where she's coming from,
because yes, you know, you're supposed to be able to
share everything and you know all that jazz that goes
with it.

Speaker 19 (01:32:13):
But at the same time, like, I kind of like
my privacy. I mean, like I've never changed in the
last ten fifteen years, and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
There's nothing wrong with one. There's nothing wrong with wanting
and knowing that you deserve privacy.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
I think that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
I mean, look, if if I'm thinking about Alex has
every he has every password, almost everything I have because
I only have one everything.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
I'm kidding, I've dozens.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
But I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:32:39):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
But do I have every password of his?

Speaker 19 (01:32:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
No, I don't.

Speaker 27 (01:32:45):
Well the password is it actually comes up very often
at least I would say, you know, three four times
a month.

Speaker 19 (01:32:51):
You know that is a common thing, and.

Speaker 27 (01:32:53):
It's really because you just you have you can't manage
any of your passwords. You can't you write them down,
you leave them out in the open, and I get
so frustrated with that.

Speaker 19 (01:33:03):
And so I'm like, am I a micro cheater or
do I just really value my private.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Well, you have to look at the the motivation for
what you're doing. You're your motivation, as you were saying
to us, is you don't want to share passwords with
her because she is not great at keeping them safe.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
So if that's the case, that's the case it is
then But.

Speaker 19 (01:33:26):
Then also I do laugh at my phone. I don't
tell her.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Okay, well, see what's happening here, and we have to
move on. We're also in a situation where you are
sometimes put into you or you're locked into a corner
with your partner because they're overly thinking things and they're
overly judging and they're overly sense sensitive about what you're doing,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
Yeah, and that's not a fair one either.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
I don't know, Look all the best of you, Bill,
and everyone listening who is totally relating with Bill at
this point, And uh, it was kind of I felt
dirty bringing this conversation up to begin with. Yeah, And
of course God, He's like, yeah, let's talk about it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:00):
I want to hear these things. I mean, we've all
been in I think situations where you wonder is this appropriate?

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
All right, listen, Bill, we gotta run.

Speaker 27 (01:34:07):
I think the best point if I leave you with this,
the best point you guys brought up in the past
was you know, you know, if somebody is truly a
cheater or a micro cheater or any way you want
to look at it is if you have a you
know this person, but you don't follow their Instagram.

Speaker 19 (01:34:22):
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Speaker 8 (01:34:23):
Yeah, they're definitely banging if that's the case.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Yeah, oh boy, okay, well duly noted. All right, Bill,
we have to run. We're going so late. Hold on
one second and thank you for listening.

Speaker 15 (01:34:33):
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Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
I do believe we have a problem amongst our ranks
involving gandhi.

Speaker 26 (01:35:17):
Uh oh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
First of all, you and your incredibly, incredibly handsome boyfriend Brandon.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
You guys went to Antigua.

Speaker 8 (01:35:25):
We did.

Speaker 11 (01:35:26):
Did you love it?

Speaker 9 (01:35:26):
Oh my gosh, it was incredible, just when you think
the water can't get more beautiful from one island to
the next.

Speaker 8 (01:35:32):
I have never seen water like that. It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
But there was this one tour guide that was driving
you around and what did he do to you?

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
I think he punked us.

Speaker 9 (01:35:40):
Okay, so we're driving around and he says, I want
you guys to try all of the local fair and
you know me, I'm like, yes, give it to me.

Speaker 8 (01:35:46):
I will try anything new.

Speaker 9 (01:35:47):
So he picks a little seed off of a tree
and he picked a flower and he said, this is
what we call the tree of life. This thing has
so many cancer curing agents like it has all of
these health benefits and it's the delicious We drink it
all the time and tea.

Speaker 8 (01:36:02):
We just eat the seeds raw. Try it. I tried it,
and I thought I was gonna die.

Speaker 9 (01:36:07):
I actually experienced what I believe is a panic attack
for the first time because I immediately got sweaty.

Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
I didn't know what I was going to do.

Speaker 9 (01:36:15):
I felt like I was going to vomit everywhere in
the back of this person's car, and I didn't want
to offend him because I was like, if this is
something that all of these people love so much and
they eat it, and it's just amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:36:25):
How rude of me to throw up when they've offered
it to me.

Speaker 9 (01:36:27):
But I was gonna puke. And my boyfriend saw it
and he was kind of going through the same thing.
He leaned over, cups his hands together and said, just
do it. Just throw up in my hands and I
will toss it out the window.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Oh love, love, And I did and he threw it
out the window.

Speaker 8 (01:36:45):
I was like, oh, you're so gross. I love you
so much.

Speaker 6 (01:36:47):
We're disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
I just do it and I'll so you threw up
your boyfriend's hands as he talked. So what did he
do with the residual?

Speaker 9 (01:37:01):
I mean think no, he had some napkins, so he
tossed it out the window. Then he poured a little
bit of water onto his hands and used napkins, And
I had hand sanitizer, of course, but I was like,
oh my gosh, I don't think I've loved you more
in my life than I do it this minute. It's
so gross.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Oh well, well, the fact that your boyfriend Brandon actually
cupped his hands for you to have a way to
throw up really talks about how much he loves you,
which makes me a little surprised about what you did
to him in the swimming pool. It's now time for
it's all right, all right now? While and then Tiga,

(01:37:37):
they were staying at this great hotel and they went
into this great pool. A lot of other travelers were
there with you. Go ahead and tell everyone what happened,
and let's get to the bottom of this, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:37:48):
So we're standing there just having to chat. Everyone's getting
a little bit tipsy, and this woman, who was pretty attractive,
swims over and says, hey, is it awkward? Can I
just talk to you for a couple seconds? And she
was talking to Brandon. So she starts speaking to him,
and she's talking about his tattoos. Now, Brandon is tattooed
from the neck down. He is covered in tattoos, so

(01:38:10):
that happens. But then she's standing there and she's clearly
interested in him, so she's kind of touching him and
pointing at different tattoos right right in front of me. Ah,
so I just floated away. I was like, all right,
enjoy this. My sister and her fiance are right next
to us.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
I'll go over there.

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
So he's sitting there shooting me death like daggers, just
death stairs.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
What are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:38:31):
And I thought I'm being polite.

Speaker 9 (01:38:33):
I'm not gonna be that crazy girl that lurks and
makes it uncomfortable when some girl's hitting on you. Maybe
this feels good to you, maybe you enjoy it. Then
the woman's husband screams at her.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Are you effing kidding me?

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
What the ever you do?

Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
And back, Oh yeah, she's starting down and I look
over and I'm kind of giggling, and Brandon was like,
you think this is funny?

Speaker 8 (01:38:54):
That was so messed up of you. How could you
just leave me with this woman? That's so rude. I
would never do that to you. That's horrible. I thought
I was being nice he says, I was being terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
What would you do, Froggy, Was it Gandhi that had
the problem or Brandon that had the problem?

Speaker 18 (01:39:09):
Is it you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
It's it then in this case.

Speaker 11 (01:39:12):
I hate to break what we call the bro code,
but I think Brandon's the one with the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Really.

Speaker 10 (01:39:19):
Yeah, I mean she just moved, you know what She's like.
I don't want to start anything. I don't want to
I don't want to cause a problem. I'm just gonna
go over here and this can happen, and when he
wants to get out of the conversation, he can get out.

Speaker 11 (01:39:29):
Of the conversation. I got.

Speaker 10 (01:39:30):
I gotta go with Gandhi on this time. I'm sorry,
thank you. Other way, controlling, controlling bitch girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
What are you doing talking to my man like that?

Speaker 11 (01:39:41):
Nothing good comes out?

Speaker 9 (01:39:42):
Yeah, I mean this woman didn't even acknowledge my existence.
So what am I gonna do?

Speaker 8 (01:39:45):
Just stand there and be like, oh, I see you're
touching my boyfriend. He's a big boy. He can get
away from it if you want, right, What about you?

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Just like Froggy said, I do believe that you know,
you have a lot of pride in your relationship. You
have a lot of security. You esteemed the both of
you as a couple are really strong. You swimming away
and just letting it happen. That's on Brandon. It's him. Hey,
I'm just saying, all right, what about you, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
I'm sorry, I think it's totally Gandhi all right, bleep,
you bitch, get the hell away from my guy. I
would never have swam away. I would have stood there
the whole time, first of all, trying to make an
excuse in my head to get him away from her,
and making sure her hands didn't go in certain places
where I'd have to cut them off because she was.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Actually she was touching his tattoo, yes, was chest.

Speaker 8 (01:40:37):
She was touching his arms.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Yeah, don't be touching nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
Have Strandon side one on Gandhi side?

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
What about you? Straight mate? Okay, I'm sorry, Gandhi, it's you.

Speaker 8 (01:40:47):
Okay.

Speaker 37 (01:40:49):
I say this because as you as an attractive man,
Oh my god, I have had this happen and causes
problems and I'm not I'm not asking for the attention.

Speaker 34 (01:41:04):
It just happens, right, So please just save me. I
don't want this to happen. I'm not encouraging this to happen.
It happened to me on my vacation. I didn't want
it to happen. It happens.

Speaker 11 (01:41:14):
Just save me.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
You have saved him.

Speaker 9 (01:41:16):
Your girlfriend's like, get away from him, don't touch my man.
You're not gonna be like yo, what is that wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
You could just be like, hey, honey, let's go grab
a drink over here.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
That's all you needed to do.

Speaker 8 (01:41:24):
That's good, You're right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
What about you?

Speaker 11 (01:41:26):
Sam?

Speaker 16 (01:41:27):
So, I think Gonda you're the problem.

Speaker 33 (01:41:29):
I do.

Speaker 29 (01:41:29):
And it's not because it's a jealous girlfriend's thing.

Speaker 16 (01:41:33):
It's because you know him so well.

Speaker 19 (01:41:35):
You know he doesn't like it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:36):
You's correct, help him out.

Speaker 9 (01:41:39):
Yeah, I mean all right, I think it was me
then I guess because I do know that he gets uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Wait, I haven't given my mind. Yes, Oh okay, Gandhi,
this is the guy who held his hands out for
you to You know, what if it was turned the
other way. If there was a guy that came up
to you and started touching your tattoos and talking about
them and Brandon walked away.

Speaker 9 (01:42:04):
Hmmm yeah, okay, so word for word that is what
he said. He said, Really, what if the situation was reversed.
Do you think I would just leave you with some
guy touching you? No, I wouldn't, and it's not okay
to do that to me because I'm a guy.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
You stay here, right damn.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
And you know what, another thing that's kind of interesting,
even though we were having by the way, uh it's
you hit that thing. I just wanted to hear that.
That's the only thing I like about this bit. I
find it interesting that the lady's husband.

Speaker 13 (01:42:35):
Was like, what the are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
Goof over here? Is if they may have been having
a fight already and she was doing this just to
make him jealous and pissed off.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
I don't know, just a thought very possible.

Speaker 9 (01:42:45):
Yeah, maybe I don't know what was going on, but
that guy was not having it were I started laughing
so hard my sister and I were dying.

Speaker 8 (01:42:51):
She said, oh, I guess it is a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
Hey, So my question is this, and this makes me think,
what how much jealousy do we want our partners to have?
I mean, look, you know it's I think it's very
very cool that you said. You know what, I trust you.
I don't have to keep an eye on you. I'm
just gonna leave you alone.

Speaker 11 (01:43:08):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
I get that, But isn't it nice to have someone
go a little nutty over you sometimes?

Speaker 11 (01:43:14):
Ago, I'm not going to leave you alone with them.

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
I don't have to be right here next to you.

Speaker 9 (01:43:18):
Yeah, I've realized. I think that's what you're supposed to do.
I don't like any jealousy at all. I like everybody
to just be cool and calm and collected and confident.
And I was kind of encouraged. I was like, Oh,
this hot chick is flirting with my boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (01:43:29):
Maybe he likes it.

Speaker 9 (01:43:30):
He did not appreciate it at all, So I guess
maybe just to make people feel good.

Speaker 8 (01:43:36):
Sometimes you have to be like, hey, what are you doing?
Get away from mine?

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
And it's so easy to say what. If I was Ham,
I would have done this. If I had been in
Brandon's place, I probably would have said, hey, you, where
are you going? Come back here? I would have called
you back right. He's a big boy, he'll figure his
way out of this situation. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (01:43:51):
He might have been uncomfortable, you know you want to yeah, oh,
I wouldn't let him leave.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
Wouldn't let him. I got Kaylee on like twenty four,
let's go Kayley says, Hey, Kaylee, Hello, good morning, well
good morning. By the way, let's not let uh uh
straight in Ight's line as an attractive man myself slip by,
so just stay in fact.

Speaker 17 (01:44:13):
I cringed.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I'm sorry, date, but I cringe.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Yeah, we all cringed a little, and we all threw
up in our mouths a little.

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
Uh yeah, Kaylee, what do you what are you thinking? Kayley?

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
So, I am a firm believer in taking care of
your own business, and I think Gandhi is you know,
she's comfortable in the relationship. Brandon's a big boy. He
can put that boundary on himself, you know, if he's
uncomfortable with someone uh touching him or like impeding his

(01:44:44):
personal space bubble, he needs to be the one to
set that boundary completely, completely understand where Gandhi's coming from.
Where do you just like, you know what I'm I'm
I'm comfortable. Whatever I'm gonna I'll keep an eye, but
I'm not gonna be weird about it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Yeah, so you thought so he thinks if she If
you you think if Gandhi had just stayed there, that
would have been.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Weird about it, not necessarily, I mean, if she stayed,
that's one thing. And Brandon could have definitely worked in
like oh yeah, this is my girlfriend or something like that.
But either way, I think GANI handled the situation and
in an appropriate manner. And if Brandon was uncomfortable, like

(01:45:30):
he's a big boy, he doesn't need he doesn't need
a Knight in Shining Armor to come save him.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
No, I agree with that. Yeah, I don't know, but
sometimes I wonder, Kaylee, just hear me out now. And
I don't think this is the case between Brandon and Gandhi,
but I wonder if some people would have left, like
someone would have left Brandon there just to test him
and see.

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
How he could do.

Speaker 22 (01:45:49):
I can see that too.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
Let that happen. To let the games begin, all right, Kaylee,
thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
Go have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Okay, thank you you too, all right, thank you? All right,
there you go. Alicia on line twenty, it's just all
all pissed off. Oh my gosh, what's up, Alicia? We
start over, Siver, what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:46:15):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
I said, okay, okay, well we can't. What did she
say offline?

Speaker 11 (01:46:23):
She said she's gonna be throwing hands Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
I said, That's what I said.

Speaker 9 (01:46:31):
If I had stayed there, I felt like I had
to pee in the pool because I would be marking.

Speaker 8 (01:46:37):
My territory, like it was just so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
You should have brand.

Speaker 8 (01:46:40):
But here's the thing, it's not even I don't think that.

Speaker 7 (01:46:43):
It's being like like you said, oh insecure.

Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
That bitch had no right putting her hands on Brandon and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
She should know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:53):
And look, if I say something now, she won't go
put her hands on somebody else's boyfriend in the future.
So keep hands to yourself.

Speaker 11 (01:47:02):
Yeah, but you're not keeping your hands to yourself if
you start throwing.

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
Hold on I have Alicia back. Sorry, Alicia, we had
a bad connection. Now, what else is on your mind?

Speaker 5 (01:47:13):
Alicia?

Speaker 18 (01:47:15):
Oh, I totally agree with Danielle.

Speaker 19 (01:47:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 18 (01:47:18):
No one is touching my husband like that. Nope, nope,
nope no.

Speaker 14 (01:47:22):
And he's so.

Speaker 17 (01:47:23):
Submissive he would just he would just sit there and
like be awkward about it and not know how to say, like, Okay,
you're in my personal space.

Speaker 15 (01:47:31):
So that's where I come in, right, all right, yes,
all right, yeah, Alicia, Alicia, thank you very much for
just falling on the side of Santa.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
We appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
I like that, that's the same you. All right, Uh,
well that was it was it's you, it's them, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:48:01):
I wasn't even there and I want to slap her.

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
Yeah, this red flag, by the ways, you can tell
with the music playing, it's time to end this. We've
really drained this for all its worth. But thank you
for bringing us the story. And my favorite story of
the day is your incredible, incredible boyfriend cupping his hands
for you to vomit into.

Speaker 13 (01:48:21):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:48:22):
Romance is not dead people, It's not. No, it's not
they Wake me up, Good morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
We're live Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Come on, wake up, wake up Elvis Dan in the Morning.

Speaker 30 (01:48:45):
Soon.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Hey, can we talk to Paul online nineteen Let's see,
let's see what this is all about.

Speaker 12 (01:48:50):
Hello Paul?

Speaker 30 (01:48:52):
All right, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:48:53):
So we received your text. Hello lady.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Paul sent a text saying people that drink milk while
eating spaghetti are disgusting. Wow, let's learn more. So why
what prompted you to send that? I'm kind of curious.

Speaker 27 (01:49:08):
That just makes me think about, like Dan yelle with mayonnaise,
anybody that drinks milk and eats spaghetti at the same
time turns my stomach, they said, the boy where I
can't even look at the person and I.

Speaker 22 (01:49:19):
Have to room.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
Your world. So, Paul, you're you're You're not saying that
you're not You're not only are you saying drinking milk
while eating spaghetti is discussing the people that do it
are disgusting as well.

Speaker 19 (01:49:32):
Right, what possible?

Speaker 27 (01:49:35):
Same person you think that having a glass of milk
and red tomato sauce is like a positive in their life?

Speaker 5 (01:49:44):
Well, that would be Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
By the way, By the way, we put cheese on pizza. Hello,
the thing and you know what, and you can come
out of a cow's utter. Wait, but hold on, hold on,
hear me out, hear me out. Not the same thing.
But like Penny with vodka sauce, there's cream in that.

Speaker 19 (01:50:03):
Credos cooked cooked in like you know, already pre done
is great.

Speaker 27 (01:50:08):
But an ice cold glass of milk, I could say,
maybe if you're five years old, but.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
If you're well, Look, I happen to agree with you, Paul.
I would never myself have an icy cold glass of
milk with a plate of pasta. But I'm sure there
are people I heard that would, like Nate, who you
know he's from Erie. When you're from Erie, you got
to do something. You know, is there an issue with
the temperature, because I'll drink the warm milk.

Speaker 11 (01:50:38):
Please go away, warm milk.

Speaker 19 (01:50:41):
Have a milkshake while you're having Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
My god, I am okay, but but hold on? Would
you now hold on, Paul, would you have like a
hamburger with ketchup on it while drinking a chocolate milkshake?

Speaker 19 (01:50:55):
Well, that's a that's a fifty.

Speaker 27 (01:50:56):
So I used to be a waiter when I was
a teenager and that was like a you get a
burger and a shake, And just thought of that, honestly
brings me back to that, and I again turns my stomach.

Speaker 19 (01:51:06):
Don't even want to do it. So no, never gonna
do it. Milk shaked tomato ketchup.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
No, you know, I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 11 (01:51:15):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:51:15):
I love you. I love that you're honest and you're
obviously triggered by milk. That's okay, but thank you for sharing.
You're not alone. A lot of people agree ice cold
milk has its place with what what would you drink
ice cold milk with? Paul?

Speaker 19 (01:51:31):
Cereal Rookiesies?

Speaker 5 (01:51:36):
You have about cookies.

Speaker 19 (01:51:39):
Cookies and milk is acceptable, but it depends on the cookie.
If it's a hot cookie out of the oven, not.

Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
Really a fan.

Speaker 27 (01:51:45):
But if it's like a crunchy cold cookie like a
chips a hoy or something, or a taste all right, okay,
I love you. So sometimes they're too salty and then
it turns the milk and then it makes you sick.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
Hey, can you do me a favor next time we
take vacation, will you come host the show?

Speaker 5 (01:52:07):
Because I love you?

Speaker 19 (01:52:09):
Oh, that'd be great.

Speaker 27 (01:52:10):
You know, I'll be sitting in my office at work,
you know, hosting the show, taking a phone call, going
back and forth, be like, why not topic today, sir?

Speaker 35 (01:52:17):
Why not?

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
Why not?

Speaker 23 (01:52:18):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:52:18):
And Paul, thank you for your thoughts and those out
there who love icy cold milk with pasta.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
Paul is disgusted by you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
Gattle, mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:34):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody,