#285: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

#285: Brody gave up his seat for a woman on a train and it backfired; Is it wrong to use your gift card and not share with the rest of the table if you're out in a group; Tik Tok Scamboni; Skeery feels bad about returning a bday gift he got from his cousin; The boys have agreed to autograph and personalize all merch bought between now and March 12th: Order up! ----> brooklynboys.bigcartel.com

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn buy start Up,
Brooklyn buys start up dot dot Up. They making noise
data start up, Doda dot Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Episode two eighty five of The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We
are getting so close to episode three hundred. We are,
and it's gonna be such a letdown if we don't
have a party or do something special. Brodie, Well, what
do you want to do? I don't know. I mean,
how would you celebrate a three hundredth episode? I mean,

(00:36):
I know my mind goes grandiose places like having it
in a huge haul, like a you know, like a
catering place, you know where people with slices come where
we invite three hundred slices to episode three hundred and
we have a tremendous buffet dinner with free dessert. And

(00:57):
I was thinking something along the line, what do you
check in your microphone? What are you jerking it? What
are you doing over there? Yeah, I'm jerking it. No,
the the microphone came off the the arm and now
I'm trying to get it back on and it's not
going on for some reason, right, so hold it in
your hand for the next hour. I don't want to
do that. I do not have an interest in doing that,
but thank you? Why not? They'll give us some exercise. No,

(01:18):
not doing that. Yes, speaking of exercise, what about a
bowling alley? A bowling alley? Yeah, perfect game is three
hundred just thinking about being you know clever. Yeah, that's fun.
That's a great tie in. We got a bowling alley
sponsor we could talk to. I don't know we can
we could do anything, really, I don't like to. Can
we do anything? You're man handling your mic? Yeah, I know.

(01:40):
I feel like I feel like I should uh, we
should pause this or I can fix this thing. No pause,
this's zero edits? Which is HEREO? I know zero addits?
But we can pause, can't we hashtag zero edits slices hashtags?
You need to hear all of it. I went to
need to hear all of it. So I went to
the gym today. Man, Yeah, okay, am I swaller? What

(02:00):
you're Your face is a little swollen? Does that count? No? No? No,
that's swollen? Oh sorry, No, my my face should be
a little thinner, but I guess it is. I could
change my going for a thinner. I could change my
camera angle. Okay, Oh I figured I how to fix this. Sorry,
that's great. Not your camera. That's not annoying at all. No,

(02:25):
I'll mute it. I'll mute it so you don't have
to hear this. Hold listen, this is real. Your real
life football boy is real. You're screwing, are screwing. It's
not like you don't do this to be perfect. That's
the first thing you screwed in years. You're not kidding?
How is the sex life with the sex wife? What

(02:46):
what that is? You know? No? Oh man, you think
that you guys would be like banging like like like
I got birds and rabbits. Now your kids are you
know you're empty nesters, the kids are you're just rubbing that.
I just now was the most action I've had in
the water. You're not banging on the bathroom floor. We
don't Shaggy. Don't have to call Shaggy in. It definitely

(03:08):
wasn't me. Oh, it's so sad. That's all right, all right,
life goes on. I get to do a podcast with you.
It's like it's as good as sex. Oh, blood de
o blood, that's it. So anyway, I am listen. I
just want to let you know that I came back
from the gym. Yeah, and I ran to pick up
the microphone and do the podcast with you. You ran

(03:30):
from the dining room table three feet to the no
gym to hear Yeah, you ran from the gym. My
point is I didn't take a shower yet, so I'll
have to shower after this, so I'm sitting. So you're
sweating and swollen. No, did not sweat. We did not
break a sweat today because I'm on a calorie deficit

(03:50):
from doctor fat loss. But eventually many steps, no, no steps.
Hold on, I don't have a question? Readmill, Yes one
a question, yes, question. Hit the jingle. I'm gonna let
you slip that waits you a question. My question is
can you hit the jingle? Bitch that I really by No.

(04:12):
I think every time you slip in a sponsor that
one of two things should happen. You should give me
money or you should give away a Brooklyn Boys T
shirt available at Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com.
I mean we can do that. I think you all
the slices something every time you you do that because
you're benefiting and they're not and I'm not. So we're

(04:32):
gonna open up the window. Speaking of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Uh Merch store. We're gonna open up that window right
where from a certain from now until we set an
end date if you set up the website. No, it's
Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. Right, that's Brooklyn Boys
dot Big Cartel dot com.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
But we we we said, we said we're gonna be
able to ask like for their name on it. We autographs.
I think we're going to sign where you and I
are going to pick a day in the near future
and we're going to go drive out to Matt Merch
and we are going to Matt sign all merch that

(05:15):
comes in. And let's set a date right anytime from now,
which is we're going to call this February. We're gonna
call it February February. What's today, twenty twentieth nineteenth, Today's
the nineteenth nineteenth. Okay, it's President's Day we're gonna call.
We're gonna go from Februar nineteenth to let's pick it
on on President's Day. I just realized that why are

(05:36):
we working on President's Day? That's a great question. I
don't know. Why are we working on President's Day? Well,
you're not working for the morning show. So you're off today. No, actually,
I'm in the Dominican Republic right now because I left
yesterday Sunday. So right, that's when this is going to
be released. Oh but it's not really President's Day. No,
but we're going to say February nineteenth, which is the
date of this podcast publishing, the publishing date until Bill

(06:00):
dot dot dot. Let's put a let's put a time
on it. One week, we're gonna not one week. Let's
give him a couple. No, let's give him a couple.
We're not gonna get to Matt merch for a while.
The end of the London March March thirty. First. The
problem is he's gonna have to hold He's gonna have
to hold on to the merch. That's the problem. So
maybe March fifteenth, March sixteenth, a happy medium, all right?

(06:24):
March uh? No? What if? What if people don't wear medium?
Let's call it March tenth. What we're calling it March
I like March twelfth, March twelfth, fine, okay, any if
you order merchandise between now time you're hearing this right
and March twelfth at March A March twelfth twenty twenty four.

(06:45):
We will autograph Scary Brody Brodie Scary. We will autograph.
We will autograph the merch. As long as it's something
that we can autograph, we will autograph it. Yes, put
it in the notes, because you could put that in
the notes when you order stuff. Okay to say, if
you if you don't want it ruined or merched or
or or autographed, then I think you know, then then
we have a problem. But I think we're gonna have

(07:07):
Matt make a thing in the checkout that says autographed
or not. Yes, okay. And now that now that you've
you're not giving him any time to do that, well,
we'll give him. Well, he's got the whole weekend. It's
President's Day, right, he's gonna work the weekend and his team.
If he's gonna redo the website, listen, if you don't
think it through a brother, if you don't want us
to sign your stuff, indicate that in the notes. Okay,

(07:29):
because there is a note, there's a memo column on
the hand. Then why didn't you buy it this week?
The whole point of this is to buy it during
our autograph window. This is the autograph right exactly, you
don't want to graft. You should have bought it last week.
That's right. We're gonna autograph everything. All your ship's getting autographed, okay,
and it's gonna be. It's gonna say some of it's
gonna say brody and scary. I'm gonna say scary and brody.
We're gonna say you know what, you know, We'll put

(07:51):
him next to each other or on top of each other, whatever,
it doesn't matter, it matters to the fans. It's gonna be.
We're gonna whatever. We'll sign ultate, we'll sign all right,
but we're going to sign up with We're gonna sign
it with a live marker, a live marker like as
opposed to something that we just stamp on there and
walk away. We're gonna rinna sign it. We're going we're
gonna drive out to where the merch is produced and

(08:12):
we're gonna sign it. And then he's gonna he's gonna
stuff it and mail it. Okay, but just make sure
you to know that this will be a few weeks
before you're gonna get your merch. He's gonna hold on
to all of it. Also, we're stopping for pizza. I'm
gonna make a pizza list. Yes, hey, have you ever
done a good deed and you thought? You know how
karma works? Right? The universe will come back around and

(08:35):
do a good deed for you, or somebody's gonna smile
and give you like a hey thumbs up, Like nice job, man, Yes, yes, right.
How would you feel if you did something nice and
you still got ship on? It happens a lot. Actually,
it happened. It's happened to me several times, and it
happened to one of my close friends and one of
our close friends very recently. Oh all right, well tell

(08:56):
you what. Let's take a quick break here, and when
we come back, I will tell you how it happened
to me. And I want to hear your stories as well,
because I have not heard them. Okay, all right. So
I took a train into Manhattan yesterday. And so the
way that the train works that I was on, there's

(09:17):
one stop right before you go into Manhattan and then
there's that long ride through the tunnel til you get
to the city. Yes, so I'm sitting down and you know,
I got that good spot when I got on the
train I got on there was only there was some
seats available, so I had a choice. I sat in
the last seat of that that section of seating, so
you get the metal divider next to you that's right

(09:39):
by the door. So this way, no one is sitting.
To my left, and to my right was a I
would say, a relatively thin woman.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
She was very petite, small woman. And the train was
I don't know, eighty percent full by the time we
got to the last stop before the city filled up.
Now people are standing. Yeah, So at that stot, I
always look for the preggers and the elderly, and I
give my seat up. Okay. So a woman gets on

(10:09):
the train, now I know it's like at least a
ten twelve minute ride into the city. Approximately older woman
and she's very large, okay, okay, And she stands, she
holds onto the pole right in front of where I'm
like a little to the right of where I'm sitting,

(10:31):
So she's really in front of the skinny woman next
to me, but like I'm like two feet from her,
and I'm looking down and I see she's got swollen
ankles and she's wearing uncomfortable looking shoes. Yeah, so I say,
you know what I'm gonna do? The right thing, not
because I want anyone to notice or whatever, I want
anyone to applaud me as the hero of the day.
But the woman deserved. I thought, you know what, I'm

(10:53):
young enough I could stand for the next you know whatever,
I'm gonna I'm gonna give her my seat. So I say,
excuse me, would you would you like to sit down?
And she smiles at me and she nods her head.
I don't know if she spoke English or not, because
she didn't say much, but she went and she sat
down and she got comfortable, and you know, I pointed out,
she's very large, right, which is another reason I wanted

(11:14):
her to sit down. Well, she's much larger than I am.
And when she sat down, her right butt cheek slammed
into the thin woman next to me because her butt
needed to take up a seat in a half right,
she needed to just spread out like all the more

(11:35):
reason why she probably should sit down. Okay, right, So
I don't see a problem so far. So I'm standing
and I watched her sit and I smile at her,
and then the thin woman I'm thinking, like she's gonna go.
That was very like make your face like that was
very nice. To you. She gives me the fuck you
face and starts mumbling at me and then shakes her

(11:56):
head no, like she gave me stink face, like you asked.
You gave the fat lady a seat? Now my wrong?
Is it my fault? She's squishing a look. She was
a little bit squashed off to say, no, you're not me, No,
you're good, you're good. I thought somebody would be like,

(12:17):
give me like the chin up a little like a right, hey, joy,
nice job. No I don't get that, I get stink face,
would like like a like a headshake of disapproval, like
you fucked me. Because now she's a little squashed. I
should let the heavy set lady, uh stand right? No,
no way, no way, no way, no no, you did

(12:38):
the wrong guy. You did the right You did the
right thing. I felt like saying to the skinny woman,
what do you look? What's to look for? Why am
I getting the dirty look? And she gave me the dirt.
Every time I looked down at her, she came still
giving me the look like you had sense it. It
was a very uncomfortable. I had to turn around and
go to the other side of the train. I couldn't
take it. Yeah, because I because I I can't say anything.

(13:01):
If I pointed out and I'm like, why are you
making stinct face at me, She's gonna say, well, because
you made the heavy set lady sitting next to me.
I don't want to embarrass the woman. Now, look, not
everyone is built for one seat. If I was sitting
there and the woman plopped down next to me, I
would not I would not be happy about it, but
I wouldn't blame the person who give up their seat.

(13:22):
So yeah, that was That was the start of my
day yesterday. That was one of the things that went
a little uh, a little cock eyed, A little cock eyed,
little cock eye. Ye try to be nice, David Brody.
Mom raised me to be a good gentleman. And instead
I instead of like, hey, the whole the whole car
applauding for me, which I didn't want, just would have
liked the chin. Okay that happened to me once. What

(13:43):
happened to here? Well, I tried to buy you a second.
I tried to buy you a steak dinner. Hold on,
and I tried. I bought the steak dinner. And everyone
continues to shit on me to this day. Are you
saying I'm the fat lady in this situation. I don't
like that. Yes, no, you're the fat lady. And everybody
and all all the listeners, all the slices who take

(14:06):
your side on this is the skinny woman giving me
stink face because they think that I didn't buy you
a steak dinner when I tried twice and I did
the right thing. No you didn't. Yes I did. I
did a good time again for saying you tried. I
did the right thing, but you did not buy me
a steak dinner I gave. I gave you what I
knew to be. How do you turn a good Samaritan

(14:28):
story into you whining about the steak dinner situation? Because
it continues to be relevant today. It's this is never ending.
There's a Peter Luger is not far from Matt Merch.
There is m just saying that, all right, yeah, okay,
what if I'm someone gave me a gift card, one

(14:50):
hundred dollars gift card for Peter Luger's if I use
that on our steak dinner, which I totally could. Did
I buy you a steak dinner? Yes, because it'll be
much more than one hundred dollars and it's technically your value,
so you're giving up one hundred dollars of value. So
that's fine, all right, I would accept that towards my Wow. Yeah,

(15:14):
well this happened to somebody close to I'm not mentioning names.
Some friends were out to dinner on Saturday night. Not
me and Gandhi, couple, No, and a couple. A couple
joined them. Okay, now the couple did they know the

(15:35):
couple they showed up and yes, there were four people
that went out to eat. Okay, I don't like where
this is going already. The second couple had a gift
certificate to the restaurant that they went to. Okay, I
don't know the second couple as well as the first couple.
All right, So the first couple, but then when when

(15:58):
the bill came, they're like, this is going to be interesting.
What ends up happening? The second couple presents their portion
of the bill for the give certificate. The gar certificate
covered their portion. So when you split something in two
because two people are paying, because it's four people, right right,
your half is two fifty or whatever, right, let's call it,

(16:19):
yes fifty. That's an expensive expensive meal. Let's call it. Yeah,
let's call it two fifty each couple. Let's say that's
a lot. Right, So the gift card, whatever it was,
covered their amount. So that's it. They're done, right, that's
done their value. They're done now. The first couple didn't
say anything. They paid their half. But then I got

(16:41):
an earfull from the first couple and they said, hey,
were we wrong for being pissed off that couple number
two did this? Shouldn't they be pissed off if they
paid the same amount of money? Well, I kind of
I'm kind of on the fence about this brody. Okay,
couple number one, and let's say it was two hundred
and fifty dollars. If both couples pay cash or credit card,

(17:04):
they pay two to fifty. Yes, if a couple number
two pays me to gift card, a couple number one
still pays two fifty. Right, But couple one thinks that
they should have spread that gift card since they're presenting
it at their group dinner, they should spread that gift
card amongst all four people. Oh fuck no? And then right,
and then, so a couple one get part of their

(17:26):
birthday present or whatever it was. I don't know, but
I'm that fucked up. A couple number one is fucked couple.
Couple one one is not Scotty Bee. I know that
could be a couple number two. Yeah, Scotty Be would
absolutely no, he would, but and it wasn't. So I'm

(17:47):
I'm wondering because in my mind, I'm like, well, you
a couple one, you raise it, you raise a great point.
You know it's not a great point, you know what.
You know what, then go out to eat the dinner
that place on your own, with your your your whoever
you want to bring on and use the gift card.
Then when I'm not around, what's the difference. The difference is, Yeah,
you've presented this gift card and you're not. It's like

(18:08):
what happened to like sharing for the whole class? What about? Like, no,
that's all this is so nice. It's free money. You
got that for free. You didn't pay for it. Hold on,
they didn't pay for the gift card. Here's where it's
a problem. Here's the only way it's a problem. Okay,
let's say couple two. They say on the ride over,
like they're in the car, husband and white boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever,
the husband and boyfriend whatever. Let's say they're riding over

(18:31):
and they go, you know, we got this gift card.
We could probably order extra shit because we're not really
paying for dinner, we're using the gift card. So what
if they say, like, oh, well, you know, like bring
over a seafood tower. Now if they start like adding
drinks onto the bill that they wouldn't normally have and
they jacked the price up because they knew they weren't
paying cash, then it's a dick move because now you've

(18:52):
made couple one pay for your extra shit. But if
they just had a normal meal, no extra drinks, well,
it doesn't matter. I've been the situation before several times.
What about this situation. Well, I'm just gonna say I've
had several I've several times I've had gift cards and
I've gone out with my friends to eat and I've
pretty much thrown the gift card in the middle of

(19:13):
the table at the end and be like, all right,
let's take the value off of this and then let's
get the bill recalculated and then we'll split it from there.
Who does that? No one of your friends go out
with you. You're a sucker. You buy cause facts girlfriends,
and you throw your gift. Somebody bought you a present.
Somebody says, hey, scary, happy birthday. I know you love
this Italian restaurantm giving you a hundred a gift card.

(19:33):
You think they're gonna like the fact that you throw
a hundred dollars in and ten people all took ten
dollars off their meal. They bought you a present. It's
not your obligation to share that they did they did well.
What if I, okay, what if I have DoorDash credit
and somebody somebody gave me the credit as a gift
card right now now we're all ordering door Dash, But

(19:53):
like you, we split it up into a group situation.
Should I say, use some of my credit toward your meal?
Or I just now, look who you're asking? Wow, you're
asking me, why would I give my doors present to
somebody else? I think in the case of the restaurant
on a Saturday night, it's a dick move to, like

(20:15):
all of a sudden, whip out a gift card to
and be like waitresses. I just think that you're more
you're still tip I think if you if you if
you whip out a gift card in the middle of
a group dinner. I think you're more subject it just
to no he is, I feel I feel bad if
I if I didn't share the wealth, Like, why would

(20:39):
you share the wealth? It was your present? I ask
your question. What if couple number I'm too nice? I'm
too nice? So what if couple number two was on
a first date? Okay? And he whips out the gift
card and says, I got I'll take care of dinner tonight,
And I don't think it gets. I don't think it
gets a second date. That's first off, I still bought dinner.

(21:01):
He still covered her handed a dinner. Nah, I don't
think you pull out a gift card on the first date.
I don't think you do that. That's awful. So so
that's why, because you value it so much, you're saying
that if we did go out for a steak dinner
at Peter Luger's and I used this one hundred dollars court,
you're saying that that would qualify because I'm losing value

(21:23):
on a gift that was given to me. Well, did
you get the gift from work for doing some bullshit
thing and the sales tore you a gift card for
or did somebody give to you as a birthday present? Neither?
It was given to me as a we're so sorry
you lost your mom. Here go out to dinner. Oh oh,
then I would be honored if you spent it on me.
But now I feel wait a minute, and I feel terrible. Yeah,

(21:46):
I'm being honest, though, No, now you can't use the
gift card so now because it because it was it
was intended for a different purpose, so now tended to
make you happy, not buy me dinner and plug. I
gotta be honest with you. Though, Mama Scary would have
wanted me to have the stay there, really is that
I especially would have. She would have. She knew you,
she absolutely probably would have. But right, she's so broad

(22:08):
and scary. We have it on tape, and I bring
that out up because now that opens up. Well, now,
how did you get so going back to the couple
scenario from the other night, how is this gift card given?
Because if it was for a different purpose some way,
either way, it's fine. A couple number one has to
stick up the rest. A couple number one is the

(22:28):
type of people that don't send their food back when
it's wrong. So any any gift card, any credit that
I was given, it belongs to me, and I shouldn't
feel bad. No, why should you feel bad? It's yours
you're putting in money. What's the difference? Because I was
taking a couple of one side, I'm like, ah, yeah,
that's a little tacky. They probably should have shared it
with you guys. In the way it's tacky is if
couple two ordered extra shiit knowing they weren't pink cash,

(22:51):
if they had like four rounds of drinks they don't
normally drink. Then if I was a couple of one
of the past, now they didn't know, they didn't take advantage. No, No, okay,
all right, you feel better? Uh yeah, but I'm I'm
still on the fence. Uh you your monetary issues are
fucked up. Maybe the Boys podcast we will be right back. Yeah, man,

(23:18):
you know what you know we should do? Now here
a good time? What we should play some of the
jingles you brought home? Is that a good time? I
think now's a great time. I could do that. Oh
someone's calling me. Oh what mean someone's calling you? Jingle time?
Oh it's Tony. Tony's calling me. Tony Tony scary. He
heard that I was always gave away my Peter Luger's

(23:41):
one hundred. Oh yes, don't ask him. Put him on,
put them on, tell me he's on the podcast. Maybe
maybe I don't. I'm not gonna put it on now.
I don't know today. I don't know today. All right, Well,
maybe maybe not. I don't know what he wants. That's
blind I'm putting him on blindly. It's it's not probably
probably a sense that you would have spend the gift

(24:02):
card that was giving you because of your mom exactly.
Speaking of man, this one was touching. I got a
mass card in the mail or a sympathy card from
some one of the slices. Yeah, and the very heartfelt
note here about my mom's passing, and they wrote, We've
been heart heartbroken hearing about losing your mom, especially since

(24:26):
we've heard her speak so about you on the show
and on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We as a community
will keep you in your family in our minds. Stay strong,
and we're all very sorry for your loss. And this
is from Skyrot from the mod from the mod team

(24:48):
at e d MS sub reddit on Reddit, the community,
the reddit community as a whole. On the apparently apparently
isn't a E D M S thread on the on
the uh, there's a bunch of reddit thread reddit on reddit,
so thank you for the Uh. I guess how you

(25:11):
read it? You nurturing trap door and you scuks rot
s k X means user, oh user. See I don't
know the lingo. I don't really go on reddit, so
I don't know. But I didn't even know that that existed.
So crotch rot and who else is a scotch scuz
rocket No s x s k x rot uh. And

(25:35):
then okay, all right, so and and nurturing trap Door,
Thank you guys, Love you guys. And and this is
a good one. You're gonna love this. This is somebody
to the reason why we're reading these Well, it's not
slice time, it's not talkbacks, but and it's not mail
time because it's not an email. We got physical things
in the mail. That's crazy when people take the time
to do that. Dear Scary Jones, what they mean you

(25:57):
as well? That's okay. I hope you find this letter.
I hope if this letter finds you, well, it's a letter.
I know you're a very busy man. I'll keep it short.
Longtime listener, I absolutely absolutely adore you and the Morning Show.
I'm a slice for life. Brooklyn Boys is by far
my favorite podcast. I wanting to express my heartfelt appreciation
for the way you brighten my day with your sense

(26:19):
of humor. You and Brody make me laugh. It's a gift,
and I think I thank you enough for the laughs
and mental break from the real world. Everyone always says
you're like second family to us, and it's so true.
I'm getting married in January and it would be our
honor to host you. Well consider a warm meal and

(26:42):
open bars. Thank you. She goes on to say that
I'm underrated on the Morning Show. I'm unapologetically myself and
ninety nine percent of the time I'm right with my
thoughts and opinions, and people give me a hard time
for it way, especially with bringing your guest for the wedding.

(27:03):
That you invite someone, they get a plus one right,
thank you, it's curleesy. I needed to bring Robin to
that wedding anyway. Tell Robin she is invited to our wedding.
Thank you. The future Kerrie do four d U f
o U r ps. Let's go mats so anyway, thank
you for that. That's very nice. I'm sharing that and

(27:23):
a DM I want to read. If that's okay, we
take it. Oh, of course, thank you to Samantha dot
leikso l e E xo. She says, so long Island
Girley here. Recently moved into a new condo complex where
I rent for around oh a hell of a lot
of money. I'm on, I'm not going to read that crazy, right,
but I guess that's how it is right now. Love
the podcast and have been a listener forever. Being super

(27:46):
anxious about moving in and getting settled. As I was
moving in, I saw my neighbor getting into her car.
I waved, and now she came over. I saw her
Brooklyn Boys merch sweatshirt getting saw it as a sign hello,
new bestie and good vibes all around. Amazing stuff. And
that's from Samantha. Oh my god, Mamantha awesome. Moved into
a complex where her neighbor purchased a sweatshirt at Brooklyn

(28:09):
Boys do big hoartail dot com. Neighbor, neighbor, My favorite
commercial from the Super Bowl? Is that your favorite? That one?
That's the Danny Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger one. And
I like the way he gave Danny DeVito top billing. Yeah,
he's a bigger star. He's been around longer. About that.
I come on, I love Dan, I love Danny and
uh oh and the dunk Kings. I love the dunk King.

(28:32):
Dunkings was great. Dun Kings was great. With what all
of them, Matt, all of them, all the Bostom people,
Brady Now, Mark Wahlberg wasn't on it. He was on
uh he was on Colbert other night and he was.
Then Colbert says to him, you're from Boston now coming
on in the commercially. He goes, yeah, well, I guess
I was busy when they were call him. So yeah.
But anyway, Ben Affleck, Matt Damond. So that was what

(28:53):
else was great? Man, A lot of Jesus. Jesus is
really rich. Spelney and the Church had a lot of
money to spend that. I think Jesus spent more than
Timu Mu or whatever it's called, Tamu Timu Tamo tmu. Yeah,
that's a lot of a lot of money. A lot
of Jesus. Jesus was advertising two years ago. I think

(29:14):
when they started three years ago, two or three years ago. Yeah,
it wasn't they got the cash. I mean, you know
any other Super Bowl commercials that stuck out? Not really? Uh?
You know what I found interesting? There were two commercials
that were inspired by the movie Flash Dance from nineteen
eighty eighty two. Whenever it was right. I saw one

(29:37):
of them when they they wore the bucket of water
on his head, the hippo or the dancing uh whatever
it was, gummy bear, whatever it was he did the
sit in the chair, pull the water down. Yes. And
then the T mobile commercial What a feeling and Irene
Cara was in that. I think that was the second
one Flash Dance. Oh. I just thought it was a weird,

(29:57):
weird choice that two different companies choose Flash Dance as
the inspiration for the Super Bowl commercials. Yeah, there was
some ones I thought wasted their money. I thought the
I was it Square Space, the one with Martin Score
says in it. Yeah, yeah, a lot of them. I
won't remember them. I don't won't remember the advertiser, which
leads me to say that if you think about it,

(30:19):
then they wasted seven million dollars. Because if you can't
remember who the advertiser was then was it really an
effective commercial Budweiser. There wasn't a lot of commercials for Budweiser.
There was an awful lot of commercials for bud Light
saw that they were definitely trying to brand damage control. Well,
I had a dead, a rough year with some parts

(30:40):
of the country, and uh, they spent the shitload this
year on commercials, so hopefully it works for them. I
guess I said it was the most watched super Bowl
of all time. It's the most watched broadcast of all time. Okay, difference, well,
because it just beat the Moon Landing as the most
watched Wow anything ever, Oh wow went up. So it

(31:00):
was the most watched super Bowl and the most watched
broadcast of all time. That's what unless they tweaked it.
But I originally had seen that story. If they tweaked
it again. By the time you hear this, I've looked again,
but it was it's either that it's not the most
watch super Bowl for sure. Yeah, and uh, you know,
I shout out to the family, by the way, speaking
of the Super Bowl, to the the Kansas City woman

(31:23):
who's a DJ who unfortunately lost her life at the
Chiefs rally. Yeah, he's in our business. And she does
the midday show on that station. Well she did a
one day a week to Hano show, and whatever the case,
it's terrible. And I did see the Taylor Swift donated
one hundred dollars today go fund me one hundred thousand
dollars excuse me say a hundred one hundred thousand dollars today,

(31:44):
which was nice. You know, that's very kind. But you know, hey, chiefs,
congratulations on the victory and tragedy. Tragedy to follow up.
But anyway, and how crazy is it that the numbers
that came out in the final we're having to be
two numbers that I would bit was bitching about two
and five came out. Now I had two and eight. See,
normally twos, eighths and fives are shitty numbers to have

(32:07):
in these Super Bowl boxes city because you might get
a twenty eight. Two is not great, two is not
two's not great, and neither is five. The two and
five came out, five sucks. How many field goals are
you going to kick? So field goals? So yeah, but
two and five were the final numbers. So so congratulations

(32:28):
to all those underdogs who thought you had the shittiest
pick in the pool and the city is squares you guys,
you won. You know who didn't advertise that? I remember
they may have had one commercial on I don't remember,
but not really the point. Geico now, oh yeah, Geico
used to be my car company until I told you
that I had some problems with them and their rates

(32:49):
were like three times higher than what I switched to.
That being said as a former customer, I got five
different envelopes in the past week and a half to
my dress with the name headwig Labouf. Oh, that's that's
got to be a joke. Somebody play a joke on you.

(33:10):
H e d Nope, nope, headwig Leabouf to your address.
What's that my address? Wow? And I opened it up
because it was addressed to my house and it didn't
look like a real name, and it said We're sorry
that we are going to have to turn you down
for auto insurance for your policy. We cannot offer you

(33:32):
auto insurance at this time. So after the first one,
I'm like, well, that's weird. Then I got a second one,
and the third one and the fourth one, so I'm like,
this fucking guy, whoever it is, is obviously applying for
auto insurance at my address. Now. The first one it
was dated like twenty twenty like for some reason, they
took four years or three and a half years to
get back to him. So I called you used to

(33:53):
go yeah, I was gonna say this, and it says,
you know, Hi, what tell us why you're calling? Are
you calling for this? This? This? This is why? This
is shaya la boo. It says are you Are you
a customer? And I said no, I'm not because I'm not.
And it says, oh, we're sorry. Geicoed is no longer
a quote auto policies on the phone. Please go to
Geico dot com click ah man. So it took me

(34:16):
five times to figure out the combination of things to
say and agree to that wouldn't get me hung up on.
It's like, are you looking for auto insurance? Did you insurance?
Vote you? Did you report him? So finally I get
through to somebody. Yes, finally get through and this guy,
James nswers the phone. Hi, this is James. They you

(34:37):
it going Geico? How can I help you? So I
tell him what's going on and he says, ooh, unfortunately,
there's nothing we can do. Unfortunately, So unfortunately, you're gonna
have to just disregard those letters. I said, what, wow?
He said, yeah, there's no record of it. Unfortunately, so
unfortunately there's nothing I can do. So what do you think?
I said at that point, why giving me a double

(34:59):
negative with two? Unfortunately? I said, sir, can I speak
to your manager? Fortunately? Four times? Of course you did.
You called him out on it, exactly what I thought
you did. I said, you're trying to be nice and perky, James,
but you guys keep mailing letters to my house for
headwigamof we can't have insure you don't give Headwig one

(35:20):
angry inch. That's right, thank you, you fucking report Hedwig.
I said, can you please take a look and see
if he's made How long ago these applications were put in?
Is he doing it like since the first letter I got?
He tried again, Oh, unfortunately, sir, I can't look it
up because unfortunately, our phone system, I mean our computer
system won't let me do that. So unfortunately, and thisthing

(35:42):
I can do. I'm so sorry. I go nuts, I
go crazy, And he did that whole like, I'm so sorry.
I fucking hate that. I hate the whole I'm I
got him say, I'm some Unfortunately, we'd like to at
some point you go. You know, I'm like, you said it.
That's what I understand. You can't. That's gen Z. That's
gen Z, that's how they talk. No, this guy was like,

(36:04):
I don't know, carry out the last the last silver Sorry,
I'm so sorry. You know you're not so. I was like, unfortunately,
I'm not buying that answer. So unfortunately I have to
ask for supervisor. I'm sorry, sorry, Unfortunately, fortunately we have
to take a break. Yeah, with scary and Brody. So

(36:31):
when you get I can't really go here. I can't.
I want to. When I gave it to you, Oh
you're no one listens doing. Oh no, all right, I'm
a gift card passing away. No no, no, no, this
is no What if somebody gives you a very nice
gift mm hmmm, if you wish, but they won't hear you.
But you kind of have one that's similar to it already.

(36:53):
Oh you give it to David Brody. I'll sell it
to you. I'm not even take I don't know. It's
just tough to can you hold it up? Let me
see it? I won't I know what it is. Let
me say I don't. Okay, hold on, do not say it.
Hold On, I won't say that. Hold On, I gotta go. Okay, guys,
I'm gonna I'm gonna do what I can to imply
what it is without saying he doesn't know it. I

(37:15):
give it away. No, I would never never say anything.
It's you know, I'm a rock. I got what of
these that? Fuck it? Let's see what? Oh yeah, you
do have one of those? Yeah? I said, oh my god,
we put a lot of thought and effort into your
gift and this and that for your birthday, and and
I'm like, oh, that's awesome, thank you so much. It's

(37:36):
the honest person, I never been to your apartment, and
I'm like, uh, but it is awesome. The thing is,
it's so awesome they know me so well that I
already have one, right, I mean, it's class. It's a
different color. But I I I'm saying I can't, I
cannot go further than this. But it's basically it's the

(37:56):
same thing, the same. The numbers are the same. So
my question is the size is the same, It has
the same it performs the same functions, it does the
same things. So my question is, and they're talk in
circles and it's very vague booking a big person ever
been to your apartment? No, well, then you find sell

(38:17):
that one, and if they ever come to your apartment
the one that looks just like it, they'll think that's it.
I can sell the one that looks just like it
and keep this, will sell the new one in the box,
or you could give it to Brody and he'll sell
it for you for a commission. Yeah, first dinner. The
thing is I didn't have the heart to tell them

(38:38):
because it's such a kind gesture. Now is this for
your birthday? Or is this for birthday? Another condolence gift?
Now it is a birthday gift? Wow? Huh? Yeah? Man,
And this person thought so highly of you, I know
you so well that you would want one of these. Yes,
you know, they must know you, know what you're into,
where you're working. So, but they've never been in your
house and they bought you this really nice gift. But

(39:00):
they've never been to your house? Correct, So how how
close can they possibly be? Yeah? But did they gonna
be like, hey, how's that thing or what? Or when
I open it? When I open it? Like I should be, like,
I post a social because that's what you do. You
put it on your story, Like, why haven't I seen
that on your story? What's going on? I'm going to
say that.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
You know what you do?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
You take you take a picture. Here's what you do,
scary find the box from the one you actually have, right,
post that? Do it? Like, get a picture of the
old box from the old one you have. They're not
gonna remember that it's brown or dark green or whatever
and put it up. Cool, that's cool fucking gift though, right,
you like it? Yeah? It's nice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah,

(39:41):
I mean does it work? Yeah? I mean it's fresh
out the box, it's brand new. Right, well I don't
you haven't probably used something like that in a while.
Wow yeah, okay, all right, well we'll move on anyway.
I just didn't know the whole point of this conversation is, right,
what do you do when somebody knows you so well
they get you gift, but it's a duplicate and you

(40:01):
don't have the heart to tell them that they set
you a gift that you already have. That's happened to me, Yeah,
it did happen to me. I sucked it up and
I sold it all right, all right, Well, but I
just wouldn't worry about the social media aspect of it.
Your birthday was it was a couple of weeks ago already,
Yeah it was. It was then just say you love it? Yeah,

(40:22):
you know what else you could do? But y's what
you do. Here's what you do. You sell that one.
But you take a picture because you have a bunch
of them together, similar ones, right, because you collect these things.
I would take a picture of the ones you have
out on display from a distance and go, look, it
fits perfectly on my thing. Yeah, and from a distance,

(40:45):
it's never gonna know it's not the same one. Yes,
all right, Speaking of things to sell, you want to
sell my old computer or what? I put it up
for sale and I had no takers on the Book
and Boys podcast last week. My old iMac. The people know.
I gave you a hundred bucks for it, dude, it's
worth a thousand dollars, all right, one hundred and fifty
Facebook market place. I'll get obviously, give it cash. I

(41:08):
got cash in hand. I'll be read. That was a funny.
That was funny online that you sent me a DM
of if Facebook marketplace was real, real life selling stuff
on his lawn, fucking hysterical at Facebook, and people came up.
I'm saying, is that available? And they walk away five
hundred dollars I'll give you twenty Yeah, and they walk away. Okay,

(41:31):
I'll take it. Yeah, and they walk away. She had
a couple. I had a couple of those this week.
I had. I had a one one thing I was
selling for I don't know, fifteen dollars and the guy
was like, I got cash in hand on the right over.
I got six bucks. Yeah, they go have six bucks
later today too, because I'm not taking that. There you go.

(41:52):
So I'm going to the Dominican Republic on Sunday. When
I'm going with my family, it's a very different trip
from me. We're going, Uh, we're making a family vacation,
extended family. So that would be me and my brother
and my sister and their spouses and their kids with
with my dad and my sister in law's parents. So

(42:14):
we got a huge ass. So it's like Christmas, except
I'm not there same people. Yeah, you're right, pretty much. Yeah,
everyone but me had that work out. I don't know,
so so yeah, so this is where we're going to
Casa to Campo, which is an area and and in
uh inside the Dominican Republic. Does that mean a house
of camp I don't know what it means. Casa de campo. Uh,

(42:36):
house speak Spanish, well speaking of speaking Spanish. Uh. That
was the I hope this goes well because in order
to get the house for rent, I went through a
rental agency that had this house available that we wanted,
and only it was going it was only going through
this one, this one agency. Okay, Campo means evil. Are

(43:01):
you serious you're going to casad Evil? No, I'm not, Yes,
you are. Campo has to have a second meaning, no shot.
I just did it in Google Translate. Hey look Campo, look,
Oh my god, evil. Oh wow. Anyway, so this was

(43:21):
all a Spanish speaking, all Spanish speaking agency. So I'm like,
how am I going to make a business transaction of
this magnitude with a company that only speaks Spanish. Well, dude,
Google Translate is my best friend. And now you can translate.
Now you could translate in the I message, you could
translate on WhatsApp. It is a fucking godsend I have done.

(43:47):
I mean, I hope everything comes out right. But we've
been going back and forth and back and forth, thousands
and thousands of frigging lines of dialogue. And I'll tell
you were gonna say lines of coke. I'm like, what
you can google translate cotsa the Kraco, Yeah, Cotsaco. I'm
in love with the cold goal. Yeah. So anyway, so

(44:09):
I'm using I use a Spanish. That's an example of
something that you would never really be able to do
twenty years ago. I mean you'd call the agency or
you know, they speaking of the language. You're like, sorry,
language barrier. Click. But now everything can be done online
and everything can have a you know, everything can be translated. Well,

(44:29):
Facebook marketplace needs that then, so that when people ask
me for stuff in other languages, I know what the
hell they're saying. But isn't that crazy though? And that's awesome.
So we'll see how this turns out. Pray for me.
I hope everything we had set I had set up transportation,
I had set up like renting of golf carts. I
had to sent up you know, I had to do
dinner reservations, the whole thing always done in Spanish. Now

(44:52):
are the three siblings paying for everything? Yeah? We're going
to talk about it. But talk about that. Okay, you
know how that works. Well, let me ask you a question.
Let let's say hypothetically, the three siblings chip in. Is
that fair to you because you've got a husband and wife,
a husband and wife chipping in, and then just you No,
it's okay, you're paying a third, but you're a fifth

(45:14):
with family. See that's where that's the difference between me
and you. Right there is the exact right there encapsulates
Scary versus Brody. Scary doesn't give a fuck if he's
one fifth of of of company and has to pay
one third, because that's the way things are dis vibe.
Brody has breaking instituition for three kids mathematically, and he's

(45:38):
gotta be gonna pay to the penny Collins. In a
lot of families, that would that would start of that
would start a fight, that would start family fights. When
people do that, why family fight? Well, at least talk
behind your back that that Brody is always fucking so
talking about you. Your brother and sister know you make
the big bucks, so they don't care. I don't make

(46:00):
Anthony better step up. You know something, man, You as
something else? Although I say your brother's house is so nice,
he should probably pay for the trip. Oh right, that
is that how we're judging now. It's like when you
have a fancy car, you gotta tip better at the garage. Yeah, okay,
all right, yeah, you tell, you tell, you tell your brother.
I said that he has the nicest house. You have
a one bedroom apartment there. You shouldn't be paying for anything.

(46:22):
You buy us some bigger house. Look at you spending
my money. You should get a second bedroom so that
I can come over and hang out. We can do
the podcast, and then you know, I crash. I don't
have to go home. The invite is here. I'm still
waiting for you to come over and do this podcast.
I did it once with you. Your system suck. You
couldn't the microphone didn't reach the table. No, it was
a nightmare. No, my system is fine. Everything is great.

(46:43):
There's nothing wrong. Okay. How long did it take us
to get it to work right when we were recording today?
Only a few minutes? Twenty three minutes? Twenty three minutes. Yeah, no,
it wasn't that long, was it. It was twenty three minutes? Right?
But everything was right? Now, Brody to hit us no
more you know what. This is a good time now
now that we're talking about your super equipment, to see
if the old jingles play. Let's play the jingles you

(47:05):
brought home. We'll do that through your six million, seven
hundred seconds after this big moment here. Oh, by the way,
did you see the video that I sent you on
one with the guy who goes into Walmart? He goes
and he buys ice cream sandwiches from the freezer. I

(47:29):
must have forgot, but anyway, well forgotten, I've forgotten. But
there's a viral video out there. I brought this up
to the Morning show, but nobody bit on it today.
Now I want to know if it's a hoax or not.
If you google TikTok viral video ice cream sandwich doesn't melt. Apparently,
he takes these ice cream sandwiches, a specific brand that

(47:52):
Walmart sells, take him out of the freezer. He leaves
him out, and they do not realize they don't melt.
That they don't melt. I'm not eating that shit. And
then he went back to it the next day and
instead of sitting on the counter and it still hasn't melted.
There's but they're ice cream sandwiches or there, or they're
ice cream desserts? Are they frozen desserts? It doesn't have

(48:13):
anything in it. But my point is it's so pumped
and jacked with chemicals that you take it, they don't
even have to be frozen. You take it out of
the freezer, and there's no like milky consistency that goes
all over the place, does not melt. I'm not eating that.
I'm not putting that in my mouth if it doesn't
If it doesn't melt. Did you see did you see

(48:34):
video I'm talking about? Yeah, sort you mentioned it. Yes,
I don't remember you sending it to me, but I
did see it, and all the comments were like, I'm
not eating that shit. There's no way. It's like you
gonna be like radioactive or something, irofoam. What the fuck?
I thought it was a hoax at first, Oh, you
know what, it's alien food. Then someone said, no, it's
frozen dessert and therefore it doesn't qualify as ice cream,
and and that was the whole thing. It was all

(48:55):
these he focuses in on all the shitty ingredients and
things you can't pronounce. I'm just saying, you know, I
kind of wanted to do the experiment myself. I see
a lot of this stuff on TikTok. I'm like, I
want to try that. I want to see if this
is a hoax or not. I guess it's not a hoax, though,
I guess it really is. Uh, you know who's buying that?
Who's buying ice cream? It doesn't melt, and it's not
even ice cream. It's a it's it's like a dessert topping.

(49:18):
It's not like real, it's like, what is it? What's
the dessert topping that? It's not whipped cream? Cool whip
one of the sprinkles. Sprinkles, No, those are just chocolate. No,
but it's a cool whip is a dessert topic. Dip
dot dipper dots, they don't they don't. That's ice cream,
space age ice cream that that doesn't melt. Remember when
that was something that was a thing twenty years ago.
Is space aged? Yeah? Now it's like, oh yeah, frozen balls,

(49:40):
I get it. Dippin dots doesn't melt, but that actually, yeah,
I guess whatever it is it's nitrogen, like they freeze
the shit out of it. Yeah, but this is not
this is not nitrogen. This is an actual like shape
like an ice cream saw you not have many? I
don't care if you make a burger that isn't made
a meat taste like meat like at some point like
come on, yeah, I'm not eating unmeltable ice cream. Have
you tried any of the things that they you've seen
on reels and TikTok? No, now you know, you know,

(50:03):
try some of these experiments. No, no, no, that's what
that's what the videos for. I watch them do it,
and I go, huh. The worst videos are the ones
where people are are think that they're home chefs and
all they're doing is throwing several ingredients together that are
already cooked and they just lay them on top of
each other throw it in the oven. And I love
when they go, this is the world's greatest bean dip. Oh,

(50:26):
it's the easiest, and it's shit. They put in four
four like pounds of butter and and motor oil and
they're not even animal Yeah. But the thing is they're
not even there. They're not even doing it. They're not
really cooking, They're just That's why you have to watch
chef reactions. I do. He's the best, Yeah, yeah, he
is the best. Look up chef reactions on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah,

(50:47):
he's an obnoxious chef who just wi He duets videos
of people with their home recipes, and most of the
time it's shit and he rips them. It's hilarious. Yeah,
but every once in a while he's like, I try
that though. What's the Yeah, what's the riddle you had
for me? Oh? I got a couple of riddles? Well, okay,
do you want a mathematical riddle first, or do you
want a quandary, like a detective riddle. I like a

(51:10):
good quandary. Okay, I give you. I give you one
one of those. You go, will you? Now? Most people
walk by this in the grocery store and go, huh, yeah,
that's annoying. Somebody left that there, but not me, because
I got a podcast and I wondered to myself, what
the fuck? So I'm at the supermarket a few days ago,

(51:30):
and you know the Rascal scooters, those motorized carts that
have like a basket in front, and handicapped people and
people who are not in good shape who might sit
on a subway train should knock the person next to
them with their buttcheek. Of course, they ride them around, right, Okay, Well,
if you're getting in one of those, it's probably because
you can't walk, well, you have a difficult time walking. Okay, fair, sure, Sure.

(51:56):
I'm in the back of the store by the milk section,
right where the frozen foods aisle ends, and the milk
section is on the back wall and blocking the aisle.
Seventy percent of the aisle is a motorized scooter, but
no one's sitting in it. I'd look around and I
thought maybe somebody limped over to the milk. Maybe somebody

(52:18):
hopped out to grab something from the frozen food refrigerator
then hops back in because they can only walk a
couple of feet. I looked around, the place wasn't busy.
There's nobody, so I waited. I'm like, I got to
see who is riding this thing. Nobody came back for it.
It was just a rascal a scooter just sitting there. Yeah.

(52:40):
So my question is, how does a person who needs
a Rascal scooter leave it in the back of the
supermarket in the very back corner. Where'd they go and
how'd they get there? Well, boll, it's rare to see
somebody off of it because they The reason why they
have it is because they can't walk right, so they
should have been attached to it or nearby, right, And

(53:01):
that's one thing. If you leave it in the front
of the store, but who's riding it? Yeah, and then
leaves it, I don't get it. I don't know where
they go. Riddle be this batman. Yes, that's what I
want to know. Where is the person who was riding
the rascal scooter? Where'd they go? And first and second
of all, fuck you for leaving it in the middle
of the aisle, right, But obviously you didn't need it.

(53:22):
Obviously you're a fraud. I want to know if you
got up and left it was a miracle. It's miracle isle.
Maybe they just had miracle whip. Why is it that
sometimes when I go to some of these stores and
I'm shopping for like a medication, so let's say back
pain medication, Why is it on the floor. You can't
steal somebody else's jokedn't What are you talking about? That's
that's a stand up comedian. I did not know that. Yes,

(53:44):
I think a female comedian. You can't know that. That's
that's a true story though. Yeah, but that's a back
pain medication should not be on the floor, on near
the ground. It should be eye level. I'm just saying, well,
who's eye level? But how tall do you have to be?
You know you know what I'm saying. Yes, you're up
on the bottom shelf. I've uh that's if I google

(54:05):
it on TikTok or on YouTube, I'm going to find
that I find it. But I don't know. That's kind
of scary. Joones observation. It's not a joke. No, it
is an observation. And it happened to me, really having
to me in real life. I had more pain. I
had that pain once. No, remember when I was at
that Christmas party for Carla Mrie and her her brother
and I don't know if you were you know, I'm sorry,

(54:25):
you know you want to want to do anything. Well
you were not invited. But Greg t h the Jersey
Kid and Garrett were there and we were doing jump
around and I was wearing these hard sold Kenneth Cole
shoes and I was jump up, jump up and fell down.
I got I literally jumped all of a sudden, you
were in a house of pain, jump up. I was
in a world of pain, yes, and I was like ah,

(54:47):
and I and my discs went crazy and I and
they did it some some some whatever the hell that
is on you, like whatever. The scans and it found
out that let's see, I my L four and L
five discs were fucked up. For a while, I couldn't
walk and I was like hobbling everywhere for several weeks.

(55:08):
I went to Dwayne Reid. I tried to get the
medication for it. My back and it was literally on
the floor. I had to bend over. This isn't. This
isn't when you yawned wrong, is it? That was a
whole other time. No, that was back after from yawning.
That was I reaggravated it from that injury from years before,
from when you yawned wrong. No, I yawned wrong several

(55:30):
years after my back went out from jump up, jump
up and fall down. Okay, what about your neck? I landed.
I landed on the balls on my feet on the
hard sold shoes. An how and when your balls hang down,
talking about the backs of my heat by my heels,
you land on those on your feet with and and

(55:51):
and all of a sudden, it it's like reverberates up
my body and into my back. I'm telling you I
fucked myself up, all right, But I'm let me give
you a math riddle because I want to get this
done before we go. If you if you're, if you're
ever on they're on all social media, but on Facebook,
when you've scrolled down on your page, there's like a

(56:12):
row of people you may know, and then there's a
row of videos. They want you to click on videos,
and they usually have like a caption or a math
riddle or a spelling riddle or find the mistake whatever. Well,
whenever they have a math riddle, it's never the obvious
easy answer. It's always you know what, pemics is scary? No,
it's the order of operation for math? You do you do?

(56:34):
I say no, please excuse my dear aunt Sally. Yeah,
please delicious apples, trudle, exponents, multiplication, additions, editions, abtraction left
to right, parentheses, exponents right, okay, pemnis. That's the order
of operation. Okay. I know that some some people teach
differently now, but that's what he was always supposed to
be done. So a lot of times they'll put up

(56:57):
questions where there's something in parentheses and it might be
an X. You know an exponent, and people forget the
order and they just do it left to right. Correct.
That's not well incorrect, Well incorrect is correct. Right. But
the But so I'm gonna Give'm gonna give you the riddle,
and then I'm gonna read to you some of the
comments that people make when they think they have the
right answer. So this one is easy, scary? Ready? What

(57:18):
is forty divided by a half plus fifteen? So forty
divided by a half plus fifteen? Yep, So forty divided
by point five? Uh divided by point five is wow? Uh?
So it's actually uh, forty divided by a half. You

(57:41):
really can't I I ol one is? Isn't that? How
many point five is go into one? Two? So it's right.
So two forty divided by two is twenty plus fifteen
is thirty five. Wow, you are so close to being right.
Forty divided forty divided by a half is eighty is

(58:05):
eighty eighty halves eighty halves. You're not dividing it in half,
you're dividing it by a half. Divide it by alf
how many point fives go into forty eighty? Oh, it's right?
Adding fifteen that's ninety five. Ninety five? Sorry, the answer
is ninety five. Shit, And I used to be so
good at math too. Oh man, So here are some
of the responses. Thirty five. It's obvious. How thick can

(58:27):
you people be? Half of forty is twenty and add
fifteen thick? Ohs oh wow, he's wrong. Okay, okay, where
are you seeing this? By the way on Facebook? And
then everybody comments, I don't know where you went to school,
you morons, it's thirty five, and then everybody rips them
a new asshole. I love that it's either seventeen or

(58:48):
ninety five. The puzzle is open to more than one answer. No,
math only has one answer. You can't. You can't have
two answers. Oh yeah, oh it's subjective all of a sudden, yeah, yeah,
when I went to school. Oh here's another one. So this,
this one was only a genius can solve this? Is right?
Divide thirty by a half and then add ten. What

(59:12):
divide thirty by a half? Yep and add ten? Is
that that's another problem you're giving me? Yep? Divide thirty
yeap by a half. Okay, So that's sixty right plus
plus ten to seventy. Right, see, I'm already catching on.
Here's the comment. When I went to school, the answer
would be fifty, and someone wrote, well, you went to

(59:32):
a stupid, fucking school because the answer is seventy. Boy,
there's a lot of stupid people on this thing. It's fifty.
The rest you need to shut up. So that's it's
a whole. It's all people like being cocky and they're
all wrong. I love that. I love when I see
that did you go to church or did you go

(59:53):
to school? Because you should be praying for the right answer.
That shit ain't fifty. So so yeah, that' are the
kind of things. So it's not people, but they're so cocky.
I was on the math team. The answer is seventy. Okay,
that's perfect, and someone wrote, your math team must have sucked.
It's fifty, But no, it was seventy. How has this

(01:00:13):
person even getting fifty because they they're what are they
doing to the number? They cut? Thirty and a half? Right,
we have, but thirty divided by a half is not.
There are people listening to this right now that are
questioning us, but it's not. It's not half of thirty.
It's thirty divide divided by a high that's a different function, right,

(01:00:37):
but it's Mike thirty divide auto point five. They're so
cocky about like it's obvious what the answer is? You idiots,
and they're always wrong. Yeah, I love it could be
two answers, No, it can't. Math doesn't have two answers. Yeah,
never the answer, that's for sure. That's my favorite. Could
be we could be either answer. No, it can't because

(01:00:58):
this is more like American history where things are subjective. Right,
it's it's artistic express expression here, it's English, it's English Lit. Yeah,
it's open to your interpretation. Yeah. Is there another one?
Another one? No, I just want to just do a
quick grammar one. You don't play the jingle. Somebody wrote no,

(01:01:18):
it's not and they wrote ken k n O W.
So so I wrote I think you mean n O
n O and he wrote sorry, I was in a
Harry fat fingers. How do your fat fingers go from
n O to k n O W yeah to add
a w No way, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, no shot.

(01:01:42):
You were just caught fat fingers. No, you were just
caught and now you feel stupid. So you're trying to
use something that doesn't fit the narrative. Fat fingers, sorry,
fat fingers. Yeah, all right, I love Oh, I got
I got audio feed to play and I with got
you soon right yeah, Oh, I'm say your father, my
dad's blowing up my phone. Continue. Oh okay, so I

(01:02:06):
told you like the these things on TikTok where they'll
put up a picture and they'll say find these four objects, yea,
and the fourth one is never there. Yeah, so there's
a new one now. It's they put up a skirt
with a bunch of holes in it and they go,
how many holes are in the skirt, but nobody remembers
the whole, the hold, the top, of the bottom, whatever
it is. It's plus two, right, So so the person

(01:02:28):
in this video is it's the same scam. Every TikTok
scammer does the same thing. They tell you just follow
me and I'll tell you the answer. Once I get
a thousand more followers, i'll give you the answer. I'm
not playing that game because then you see they get
a thousand, but it's pre recorded anyway, they're not even there.
They're like, oh, Mike got the answer. There's no Mike,
there's no Mike getting the right answer, like, oh, Jamie

(01:02:49):
is so close. There's no Jamie and people are like
arguing and fighting to get and so I want you
to listen to this guy promising he'll give the answer
right hold on here, hold on, I gotta turned up
my bluetooth off. Hold on and listen to the guy
over and over again. Swear. He swears he's gonna tell
everybody what it is. Here we go. Hold on, I'm
gonna open it up in the video player if I

(01:03:10):
see them when he go on my screen, I'm gonna
reveal the answer to this if people send them his
money guns getting me? Now, who is gonna be the
person to do it? Right now? We're actually so close,
We're so close, actually so close right now. Who's gonna
finish it off for us? Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Who is actually gonna finish it off so we can
reveal the answer to this puzzle right now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Who's actually gonna finish off scam? So he is if
somebody sends me a money gun prize, I'll tell you.
But people are sending money guns. He's not there to
see it. It's a pre record actually finished it off
so we can actually reveal the answer we're actually gonna
do it, actually close to hitting the money guns right now.
Who's gonna see right now? Oh my god? And what
did he do with the money? He just pockets it. Yeah,

(01:03:52):
people send them gifts over and over again because they
have to know the answer and how many holes are
in this fucking card. But who gives a ship how
many holds are in the scar? Sending him money gun
gifts which are like eight dollars, He's like, God, we're
so close. I'm gonna say you right now, We're actually
so close. I'm actually gonna really answer. I'm actually gonna
tell you right now. And it goes off at twenty minutes. Wow,
I scrolled away. I came back. He still do it.

(01:04:13):
I'm actually gonna tell you. I'm actually gonna tell you
right away. Awful, awful. And people a lot of these,
a lot of these riddles. You can just google them.
You just go green skirt with holes and they go
it's nine whatever it is. Yeah, every one of these
fucking riddles. But they all sound like this guy. It's
not the same guy, but he's making money. A couple more.
Send me another galaxy. Well, if I get one more galaxy,
I'll tell you what the answer is. I'll show you

(01:04:34):
where the egg is hidden, tell you right away. Yeah,
And people sit there all day, and the people writing
a slice. I wonder if I wonder if people are
squandering squandering their gift cards on him. Oh yeah, like
sharing why your uncle passed away by a money gun?
I got how many holes are in the skirt. It's ridiculous.
I love him right now. That's a huge one. I

(01:04:57):
should try it some days. Brocold boys, not Brocly Brocly,
no boys, brock brock li