#290: Brody Couldn't Stop Staring At Skeery's Crack

#290: Brody snooped through Skeery's bathroom and judged his choice of products; The boys get into an argument over anti perspirant and whether hypocrisy exists amongst themselves and in society; Brody left a crass comment on a picture from a popular pizzeria and the owner clapped back at him; Skeery is planning a trip to Amsterdam with his "other" Brooklyn Boys and Brody wasn't invited

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Start up, dot up, dot up.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
They making noise, dot up, start up, dot up up,
dot us dot up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Episode to ninety of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, What's going On?
Scary Jones. That's David Brody yep, first time listener. Come
oncome aboard, Come on. It would be nice to know
that ever with every episode we've we've gained another ten
twenty one hundred and fifty one thousand listeners. Wouldn't that

(00:37):
be awesome? It would be And I'd like to I'd
like the three or four people that leave us every
every episode or every few episodes, they just, you know,
give us a parting gift on your way out. Let
us know what happened. Your life changed, your commute changed,
you know, Okay, yeah, it happens. We're on a stretch
of really dreary weather here in the Northeast. The last
few days it's been a monsoon. I'm so angry because

(01:00):
I'm supposed to go to the met game tonight. Courtesy
of Elvis Duran and his husband Alex Yep, dude, yep,
upper deck seats right. I was about to say when
Elvis Duran goes out to the ballgame. Elvis Duran goes
out to the ballgame. I mean he pulls no punches.

(01:21):
I mean he buys. He even pays the guy to
sit next to him to explain what's going on. I'll
tell you, we were supposed to go, and we were
supposed to We were supposed to explore all that wonderful food.
These are the TVs, Brody, These are the TV seats
he got us. He bought us TV seats, the one

(01:41):
you know that you know that the fifty seats that
on every baseball game. There's only like about a few
seats that you see on television seats off to the
left of the TV screen. Right, he got him in
the middle right and there in the center right. So
I was so I was gonna say, stoked, what year
is this? I was so pumped, amped, pumped, amped, juiced.

(02:02):
It was a vibe for this and the debut of
the twenty twenty four City Field food lineup, which includes Brody.
It should be a Legal Cookies rainbow cookie egg roll
or a rainbow cookie egg roll from a walk and roll.
I hear they slay the rainbow cookie is if you're
you know that's what we're talking about. That seven layer

(02:24):
Italian cookie that is the first one to be removed. Vibe. Yeah,
the one. You know, the whole stack of Italian cookies
comes out in the cellophane to open a cellophane, and
all four of them that are there are gone immediately
because everyone goes for the rainbow cookie, the seven layer
whatever you want to call it. Anyway, they have this
cookie to visualize it to the slices. It's it's a

(02:45):
seven layer the rainbow Italian cookie inside a egg and
circled in an egg roll. So yeah, so the cross
cut is a fried egg roll shell and with the
cookie inside. First quarter is a second quarter scary coming
live they do. Yeah, Also they Adam Richmond. Isn't he
a former Brooklyn guy? Isn't he worked at Red Robin

(03:08):
with me? Red Robin Adam Adam Richmond had been to
my house for some house parties that my roommate throw.
Apparently a Brooklyn guy. I reached out to him. He
didn't remember me or that I ever happening, but he did.
He worked there. Well, food network guy. He's got some
food in there as well as I think chef Ann Burrell,
David Chang is he? Or is that Yankee Stadium? That

(03:29):
the Momofuku guy? Is it Yankee? Watch your mouth mom?
The fried Chicken sandwich famous? These are all Food Network things. Anyway,
I'm a foody. I love this ship and I couldn't wigh.
Eating a lot of food doesn't make you a foody,
but go on, Yeah, but eat, But knowing the chefs
who are behind these that makes you a chefy A

(03:49):
chefy a chefy. Okay, I knew a lot of the chefs.
I used to again, I used to work for Jeffrey
Z Carrion. I know food. I know what. I'm a chef.
I'm friends with Bobby Flay. You meet Bobby fla No,
never heard of him? So I love Bobby. So yeah,
I mean I was ready. I was so excited. And
by that there's a whole list of foods. We're not
going to go into it. But anyway, No, don't sleep

(04:10):
on the other stuff either. It's fantastic, But uh, that
was gonna be no game. It was gonna be no
game tonight. And that there's no makeup. Well there's a makeup,
but not with your tickets. They don't count to that tomorrow.
So that's my question. We came to the conclusion that
as a result of the rain out tonight and I
with any game you want, but the Yankee game. Well
hold on, no, no, no, they get the vouchers. You know, Alex,

(04:33):
Elvis's husband gets the voucher for the future game of
his choice. But he doesn't necessarily have to take you.
He could take or does he. That's my question, Brody, No,
he doesn't. In fact, he has three vouchers. He can
go three different games by himself if he wants. I know,
I see no guarantee. You didn't own that ticket. You

(04:54):
never got the time. I know I was invited to
this game here on Wednesday, April third, Right, do you
realize you need to be nice to Alex at least
until you arrive at your next game with these tickets. No,
it's not that you wouldn't be nice to Alex anyway.
I mean it's a quandary. No, I mean, he don't
owe me anything really if you think about it. But no,
what's the proper etiquette here, Brodie? The etiquette is you

(05:16):
need to be nice to him so that he says
I was gonna take Scary to the game. I'll continue
to take them. No, but do you think you wait
until like one of his friends is like that sounds
like fun. I'd love to go like, oh, Josh, you're
in not close to boy Josh different Josh, Josh could
go to the game instead of you. You're not guaranteed anything.
They may have been asking me because well, Dana wants
to go to a game. Well that's what I'm saying.

(05:36):
I'm fucked right. I'm not gonna keep menching names of people.
But they have a lot of friends. They have a
lot of friends. Help us and Alex have a lot
of close friends. If he decides, do you know the
work associate, I want to use these three vouchers in June.
In June and hey, guess what, Oh my best friend
Marissa has I'm just making a name. Maissa has off. Hey, Massa,

(05:56):
And what if it's during vacation when you're away, Oh
you have an appearance? Well you know me. I always
should be that dream mall that dream, American dream, American injury.
Don't call it them all. Don't call it a comeback.
By the way, speaking of song lyrics, just see the
video I sent you the Kesha song She's like wake
up in the morning feel and like Pete Diddy and

(06:17):
then the cops bust in. I said you that you
didn't see it's a video of Kesha's singing from her
video and then a clip of cops down the door.
Well well yeah, so anyway, I don't know if I'm

(06:37):
certainly not entitled to the ticket, but no, you're not.
You're act appreciative. I've exposed my I'm exposed here because
something tells me that, you know, if they plan it
on a day that I'm not available, then I'm just
gonna be out of luck and then just go on
to the next person to go to the game. Oh so, clock,

(06:58):
you got it. Lucky, you got invited this time. You
may not get invited the second time. I know. Damn it.
Look looking forward to seeing on TV. Anyway, all right,
so we'll then we'll go to another game. I guess
all right. Hey, By the way, I did a shout
out last week that I needed people to follow me
on TikTok because I need to get to a thousand
followers so I can go live and do more things

(07:20):
on TikTok. And I want to thank the forty of
you that did that for me. That was very nice
of you, including Juan Vasquez, Millennial Trucker, Ben Millennia, a Benjagment.
Over a lot of people were kind enough to follow me.
Rock and Steve followed me. Thank you Rock and Steve.
But of the I'm sure Rock and Steve is going

(07:42):
to leave some explotives in your comments. Well, I always
want to go of his videos. That's he's the real
deal man. He is who he says he is. He's
definitely an animated character. But I would like a little
more of the minions. The thousands of slices, tens of
thousands of millions, minion minions. Yeah's derogatory term. Absolutely not

(08:03):
not It's not a minion. I'm David Brody and you
all are my minions. If you're if your Jewish, a
minion is part of a prayer circle. It just means followers, friends,
it means it means people close to you. Really, you're
using in a different You're using it to say minions
like peasants, my minions. No, I'm not using it that way.
Slices either, you're not on TikTok. You haven't heard me

(08:26):
ask last week because you're buying a few episodes so,
but I can use the help out. David Brody twelve
on TikTok. I could use the help as well, Scary
at Scary Jones, please follow me on TikTok. You have
like twenty six followers? What do you have? Not many? Man?
I gotta a lot. Is it is it time to
like move over from Instagram to TikTok as my name? No? No,

(08:48):
but but Twitter is I have? I have something like
forty six thousand followers on Twitter, which is not a lot.
And I've lost a bunch since I'm out on the
show anymore. And that's whatever it is. Why do that?
They would just say, eh, you know what, out of site,
out of mind. Yeah, but I used to tweet and
I would get you know, one thousand impressions, you know,

(09:09):
thirty comments, twenty comments whatever. Yeah. Now it's like you
tweet five hundred people see it, three hundred people see it.
You're on the other side of the hill, David Brody.
I'm not on the other side of the house, lie.
Twitter is on the other side of the hill. Okay,
now you're finally coming to my side. What did I
tell you? Twitter is dead? Hold on? I love Twitter
for information. I love Twitter for reading posts, but as

(09:29):
far as posting and interacting, interactions are down unless you
you're there's way too much bots. Yeah, Twitter slots that
have and again they all have forty four forty five
hundred followers and under one hundred people following them. That
Twitter should be the same accounts to just follow each
other's lists. Twitter ship has sailed in my opinion, but

(09:51):
that's just my opinion. Well, Tesla stock is down a
big time this month that their profits are down fifteen percent,
So Elon's not having a good a couple of months. No,
poor guy, what's he gonna do with his one hundred
billion instead of one hundred and one billion? Okay, oh,
we got to take a quick break. But no, I

(10:12):
caught Brody doing something really, really salacious and shady at
my house. Brody came over, and Brodie came over my house.
I did, and I saw you with your fucking phone
out in my bathroom. You didn't see me in the
bathroom because the door was closed. Most you have a camera. No,

(10:32):
you came out of my bathroom and you turned the
corner and your phone was in your hand. Let let
me we'll get into this next. Hold on hold, Yeah,
we'll discuss this. It's I think we should start off
by saying that I was at your house on Monday, April. First,
that's right, which is a big part of this story.
But and this is not an April Fool's joke, nor

(10:53):
was that it involved in an April Fools joke. One
hundred percent right, but you So we'll get to why
he was here in this se But my first question
is when you come out of a bathroom holding a phone,
I think that's disgusting because to me, all that means
is you went into you went in the bathroom, you
did something weird with your phone, or you're holding your phone,

(11:15):
and it's it's unsanitary. So I feel like your phone
should be in your pocket for the time that you're
in and the bathroom. Walked into the bathroom with your phone,
put it down on the counter, no peede, and then
wash your hands and put your phone back up. All disgusting?
How is that disgusting? Gross? Your hands touched everything I
just mentioned. I put the phone down on your sink counter.
The phone should count gross. The phone should be in

(11:37):
your pocket. You go into a bathroom phone your pocket
at your phone when you're on a toilet, you never
scroll and poop. You never get on the phone. I've
been on the phone with you when you've been in
the bathroom. Who are you kidding? No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on a second, wait wait, wait, wait, my life.
If I go, if I go to a public restroom
like at work, not a public your friend's bathroom, anywhere,

(11:58):
I don't feel the need to pull my phone out
out of my pocket. If I'm going in a rush.
It's just it's just weird. I don't think this is
what the main thing I do. When I'm sitting on
a toilet. If I'm taking a dump, I'm opening That's
when I open my mail. To me, I fucking hate mail.
I hate so I let my mail stack up. Hold

(12:19):
on a second. I let my mask stack up for
about a week, a week or so, on your table wherever. Yeah.
And then and then if I'm going into the bathroom
I need to pass some time. I take the stack
of mail. I have a garbage pail next to the toilet,
and I start open up envelopes and I start reading things,
and I'm like, oh, rip this up, throw this out, okay,
And and most of it goes in the garbage. Because

(12:40):
paper mail aside from aside from a check that they're
handing me. If I have to catch a check which
is very rare, doesn't need to be opened. Uh, you know,
it doesn't need to be opened anywhere else. Waste of
time to put slices are screaming at their phones at
right now. So mail originated, it's either from a person

(13:01):
who touches the mail, handles the mail, licks the envelope right,
licks a stamp. Then the mail goes to the post
office where a hundred people touch it and and and
fondle it with their dirty hands. Then it goes through
dirty machines. Then a male carrier with his bare hands
here her her bare hands, his or her bare hands. Yeah,
touches your mail, puts it in your dirty mail box.

(13:21):
Still got to problem it. You take it that that
dirty infested mail that's been all over the country and
everyone's touched it. You touch it, then you touch your
dick to pee and wipe and your ass, and you
think that's more sanitary than taking out your own phone,
putting it down on a clean porcelain counter which is
not porous and doesn't have germs in it, washing your

(13:41):
hands and picking your phone up again. You think you're
in better shape. Well, I think that if I'm opening
my mail, yes, my hands are becoming dirty. Okay, great.
The next thing I do is wipe my ass. And
right after that, yeah, you have to pee. No, you
don't touch your dick at all, never, not really p
But if I'm wiping my ass, and then I washed

(14:02):
my hands, and now it's now it's I hit the
reset button. My hands were dirty already. My hands are
about to get dirty, you know. So so what's the
difference down on the toilet with dirty hands? You you
infest them with mail infestation, and then you touch your
private areas with mail dirt. But I'm the problem because
I touched my phone after I washed my hands. I
just thought it was gross. What were you doing in

(14:23):
the bathroom with your phone out? My phone was out
on the table when we was signing shirts and hats
and and oh my, which leads us to that part
of the conversation. I walked into the bathroom with my
phone out. I have a giant Galaxy phone. I'm not
gonna put it in my pocket to open my pants.
So I put on the counter because you were distracted
so when I came back out, I knew I would

(14:43):
have time to be on the phone. I pull my
pants down with my phone in the pocket, and that's
where it stays. What do you have to take your
phone out of your pocket because the pocket flaps fall
down and the phone jumps out. Sometimes it never happens
to me. Okay, but anyway, but anyway, what were you doing?
And I'll be honest with you. I took the cat.
I'm out. They take a picture of your sink, that's why.
And I was gonna take a picture of all your

(15:05):
bougie toilet trees as a bit. So let's talk about
the crack and your sink. Scary asked to me like
three years ago what it would cost to redo his
bathroom because it was falling apart. It was all and outdated,
and it looks like nineteen seventy eight. It's all browns
and yellows. It's like the Brady Bunch. Anyway, I happen
to notice there's a giant like seven inch crack in

(15:27):
his sink in the thing. Looked at it. What the
right in the white along the bah? The countertop's not
the sink. People know what the sink is okay, there's
a giant crack in the sink. So I assume Scary
knows about the crack. Of course I do. And under
the sink. He doesn't have a pedestal sink. He's got
a sink with a cabinets in storage. So I opened
the cabinet up and I see this toilet paper right

(15:48):
under the crack, so I know it's April. First, I
walk out because I have to go put put money
in my meter. I've go downstairs. I say, hey, Scary, listen,
I'm gonna put money in my meter because it's in
the cause outside it to go add time to the whatever.
And uh, just so you know, I'm sure, I said,
I'm sure you know this. But I heard a dripping
sound and you sink and it's dripping, and I open

(16:10):
your cabinet and all the toilet paper rolls are wet.
I said, how long has that cracked been there? And
he's like, oh, the housekeeper cracked it. Well, you have
water under the sink. He's like, no fucking way, and
he ran into the bathroom. So as he's run into
the bathroom, I go out to put money in the
meter and then I get a text message, you're a dick, yeah,
because he fell for it. Well all right, well here's

(16:31):
why I fell for it, because you cost You're an
April fool. No because a long time ago, well not
in a long time ago, a galaxy far far away.
No no, no, no, no, I'm gonna go back a
few months. I cracked your sink the part where there
was a flood under my sink and everything got soaking wet,
and I had to bring everything out, throw three quarters

(16:53):
of the shit away, wipe the bottom. It was a night.
There was a good April, right, because the sink, the sink,
the water was caught in the you know, where's the
part where it curves up. That thing got loose on
something whatever. Water was leaking out of that thing, and
I had to have my guys come up and they
had to take care of it, and they had to
like put some calk in there out of what do

(17:14):
you put the white putty shit, whatever, glue, whatever, he goes,
that'll never happen again. So I fast forwarded in my mind.
I'm like, holy shit, I'm like, is it happening again?
So yeah, but the crack is cosmetic. It's not going
to affect anything. Under you still went in at a checket. Well,
I did because I thought maybe something gave way. I
don't know, That's why I looked and I did follow.

(17:36):
How do you not know what that curved pipe is called?
What do you call that thing? It's a macaroni pipe?
Is that right? Yes? Because it looks like elbow macaroni.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I'm not
a plumber anyway, all right, So so yeah, so my
cleaning lady I felt so bad. Estella she's like she cracked.
I have like one of those giant soap dispensers that

(17:58):
all you have, Estella. It's made, at least it Ostella
like Estella stuff made. It's made a big marble, frigging
heavy soap dispenser. She was cleaning the sink one day
and it slipped out of her hands and went and
a cry. It bashed the sink so rock paper scissors.
She was on her phone anyway, The marble is was

(18:20):
more durable than the sink, I learned really quickly. So yeah,
so that the sink is the curve part where the
water goes right the basin of the sink. That you
know what I'm talking about anyway, fucking hasn't been repaired.
But anyway, there's money on yourself. What we're really trying
to tell you here is your shirts have all been signed,
your hats, and it's all been sent out, so you

(18:42):
should be receiving them as we speak, as you listening
to this podcast, or sometime by the weekend or next
week if you're on the West, anticipate they went out.
Wherever you live. It's this ups ground, right, it could
take a month, right, Although I do I do feel
bad for the people that ordered hats, the not thedad hats. Yeah,
you bought the stretchy knit hats. Those are impossible to sign.

(19:06):
First of all, there's no flat surface, and then like
so we're going like over each line ten times so
it shows up. But as soon as you put the
hat on your head, it stretches open wide and you
can't read it. So I mean, we did our best.
Those are the people, the three people who beanies. They're
knit hats. Yeah, they knit caps. We did our best.
We tried, and everything else was very signable. So thank

(19:28):
you for your orders. We'll all have to tell you
if I'm being honest, as much as I love the slices.
I don't know if I would ever do it again,
and Scary is the reason why. So let me explain
the process of what we had to do. Merch. Matt
sent a giant me that merch to Scary's house. And
what he did was Matt did a great job. He

(19:50):
labeled all of the envelopes right pre pre labeled all
the little white packages. And the white packages are the
ones that have like the plastic you peel away and
then you just turn flip the flap over and the
seals right pull the flaps. You've gotten bags of Amazon
where they don't open it the ribbon part because once
that flap is down, you can't lift it. He left
them all unsealed. And then inside the bags where your

(20:13):
order with your instructions, your item, a free Brooklyn Boys
sticker sheet congratulations go little bonus, complimentary, complementary, complimentary up yep.
And and the bag the plastic bag, clear plastic bag
that your shirt came in. So it's a clear plastic
bag which has a fold over uh tab that that seals,

(20:33):
that wasn't sealed yet, that goes in the white plastic
bag that seals, and then and you bring it to
the buzzloves Well. So I'm like, Scary, you could have
taken them all out, signed them and I would have
picked them up at your house. No, I can't get it.
Come over. So I get there and we ordered lunch
and ordering ordering by the way, well we'll get into
how Scary order the foods. I wanted to kill him
on that's a whole other break. Oh my god. So

(20:55):
what Scary decides is he's gonna move the speed of
a tortoise, and I'm going to sign and package things.
So we each took five bags, and I got through
all five of them and pushed into his side of
the table. By the way, the table barely any room
to sign because did he clear off the table. No,
the stack of papers and his plant are still on
the table, so there's no room to spread the sheet.

(21:17):
So we're on a third of the table, squeezing into
the edge of the round tables, on the little part
of the table like a crescent, so that we can
sign these shirts. So I'd like, Scary is so slow,
he goes, dude, I'm being careful. I'm being careful. Scary
was taking twenty seconds to make sure that the plastic
on the shirt bag was perfectly folded over and all

(21:40):
the air was pushed out. Then he has to put
it into the envelope perfectly straight. Yep, it is take
the white bag with the envelope the outer bag, peel
the paper off and then fold the flap over straight.
So I'm going through the shirts and the hats and everything,
like the tank top is like crazy, and he's like,
he's like, have you ever seen the show Monk? He's
of a sudden, he's Adrian Monk. He's making sure that

(22:02):
they're perfectly straight before he mets, have you ever seen
the show The Odd Couple? You're Oscar Madison? You piece
of ship. Rode's a fucking dumpster fire. He's a mess.
He's a monster. He slices if you got and your
if you ever ordered ship, if you you see that
the thing is like the bag is misfolded, the flap

(22:22):
is fucking off, and if your your your shirt was
re jammed into the bag and wasn't refolded properly. That
was David Brody that sealed that envelope. Okay, first of all,
I did. I was trying, I know, but some of
the ship got fucking creased backwards. So what I started doing,
I got fucking I started screaming at him like every time,
he's what are you doing? He was neurotic. He was

(22:43):
like a crazy old lady who thinks someone stealing people's pants? People.
I want good presentation. I want you know. Okay, you
ever buy an Apple product? You know how an Apple
product is with the box? Hold on, when you open
up a computer or you open a n iPhone, how
beautiful it is. Had the nice little little sticker thing,
and then you pull the tad across and you still

(23:04):
have the plastic on my new dishwasher. I still have
the plastic on every record album. I have a boy.
Everything you have to tell me about about keeping it clean.
But here's what I started doing. Slices in front of him.
I would put the shirt in the bag and then
take the white flap and deliberately folded at an angle
and that, and he was trying to unpeel them. But
you can't do you can't unpeel it, open it. It

(23:26):
was driving. So then I would toss them onto the
pile and he would go no, and he would put
the piles that'd be straight and perfect in the box.
So brody, So no, one's ever gonna know that the
piles Brody repacked your merch recklessly, recklessly. I mean, do
you want to talk about recklessly? When you get your merchandise,
you will see that my signature is beautiful and perfect

(23:47):
and scary. Some of his letters are like, uh, two
centimeters high. Some of them are six centimeters high. He
didn't dot the eyes, he didn't cross all the teas. Oh,
come on, lazy signer. He's no, You're not really you
want to you want to apologize to Stacy now I
put a little smiley face in front of everyone. Stay right,
apologize to Stacy and Bill right now? What I do

(24:10):
to Stacy and Bill? You spelled Stacy's name wrong. You
had to put a scene, yes, and I had to
fix it. I had to make everything darker on Stacy's name.
And then you get spelled. You wrote Bill would be
I lower case L, big L. I had to make
the second L the first L a big L. You
met And I'm not even gonna get into what you did.
I can't even I hope they don't want their money

(24:31):
back to one person. What you did? You you worried
about the bags. You couldn't write your name right of
people's names. I want a nice presentation when people people
paid good money for that stuff, when they shows up
at their house, I want them to nice oh kind
of nice oh boards. You wrote personalize that you wrote, Dez.
That's what you wrote, Dez. That's a personalized I wrote, right,
I put, I put. I put a little drawing for

(24:52):
Dez because I know I know what she's into. I
thought you'd appreciate that. So you're talking about the bags, listen, slices,
be honest. You want perfect me straight bags. What do
you want? Like your name written properly and a nice
signature from us? It was a nice signature. Come on,
Bill Stacey. I apologize. I did my best to fix
what he did. I apologize. I apologized for opening my

(25:13):
house to this as as one. Republic One said, it's
too late to apologize. It's too late, and we got
to talk about your toiletries. Can we talking about your toiletries? Yeah?
So that that's the question. What are you fucking knocking on?
What I have hold on? I'm in the bathroom on peeing.
To the left of the me is the sink with
the crack and then Scary has glass doors on his shower,

(25:34):
so you don't have to snoop. You can just look
to the left for a second. And he has like
twelve bottles of toilet trees on his little shelf unit
that's in the shower. Can you first tell me and
the slices? What are the twelve bottles? I have three daughters.
They don't have that many bottles of I have a shower.
I have two types of shaving cream for one for
your ass. I have a mouthwash in there because I

(25:56):
because I like to. I like to like I like
to gargle my mouth wash and spit it right there
in the shower water. No, I don't. I don't know
what shallow now? Are you? Just you just take the
mouth Well, I live alone, by the way, let's let's
remind everyone of that. So I just like grab grab
the bottle, all right, switch it around a little bit,
and I spit it into the drain because I'm already there.
Why why two shaving creams. One is Harry's, one is nice,

(26:21):
a nice creamy shaving cream, and then the other one
is Barber sal Classic. No, because when I was doing
doctor fat Loss. You can hold a certain shaving cream.
You can't have oil base hit it. I had to Nope,
I need it. I need it. You could have look

(26:42):
so in order to lose weight, you had to use
a special shaving cream. Yeah, sell you the shaving cream
at no I. You know, do you get a when
you get a grocery list, you also get a product
list of approval products by Barbarasol from nineteen eighty. You're
supposed to use everything. You're not supposed to use oil.

(27:03):
You're not supposed to use oil based anything on your
body because it goes right to your hips. You know,
it gets into your seeps, into your skin, and then
your body sees it as oil. I'm telling you it's
part of this Harry's for Harry's is what I normally use.
That's what I want to give a shit about the
oils the rest of the year. Yeah, because I'm not
on the diet anymore. Doctor fellows his own cup you

(27:24):
of poor as the rest of the year. Yeah, so
you do with the barbisol. Now, if you're not on
the diet, you just leave the barbisol till next year. Well, no, well,
I use it occasionally whatever. But then I also how
you got Now you got three products out of twelve
keep going. Then I got weird chap shampoo I got
I got a shampoo for Robin at the J Jason
J A S O N J and the two dots

(27:46):
over the A. So maybe Jason, I don't know shaving cream.
I'm sorry that that's Johnson Joson Joson. I think a
Motley Crue has the two dots over I also have
I also have, isn't it uh? I also have a
face wash and a bob wash for Robin, shampoo and
conditioner for Robin. Those are all Robin's products. But why
don't you put them on the ledge? When then I

(28:07):
have my shampoo, my my Giovanni shampoo, and I have
Giovanni shampoo, and I have Giovanni hair. Hair Gie TikTok
video told you to buy Giovanni shampoo. It's a whole
foods product and it's got no parabins in it. Oh,
God gives you the parabins of the problem. No thing. Yeah,
there's no chemicals and cress than the peanut butter makes

(28:29):
it Giovanni shampoo. I'm just saying, hold on Giovanni shampoo.
Giovanni shampoo. It's a little bit more, maybe a couple
of dollars more, but it's it's animal and cruelty free,
doing good things with the environment. Use the two cheek
Ultra go sheet. I don't know which one it is.
It's on Amazon, like it's which is whole alls, whole foods? Yeah,

(28:50):
it's slices. Think of a number of what you pay
for your shampoo. Three dollars for Suave, for prel what
do you use head and shoulders? Six dollars? Okay, what
are you getting at Brody? Giovanni shampoo eighteen dollars and
sixty eight cents for a little bottle and the ultra
sheet Moist. What is this? Thirty dollars? Oh, it says, yeah,

(29:12):
let me read it. Let me read it. Hold on,
is it green? Is your bottle green? With a P? No?
It's it's it's clear. Giovanni Ultra Moist shampoo and condition
is not a commercial. That must be the one gallon size.
I don't know what you're talking about. Avocado and olive oil.
I don't have that. That's not the one I use.
Hold on creamy hydration formula enriched with ala Vera's shade
butter po tentacle extracts no parabins no, no parabins. Oh

(29:38):
my god, thank god, holy shit. You know I lost
an uncle to sit on his on his headstone, here
lies uncle Steve, the poor guy died of parabins. Hold on, Google,
what are parabins? Okay? Hold on? Hold on any group
of compounds used as preservatives and pharmaceutical cosmetic products. And
in the food industry, it's a chemical compound, its chemical

(30:00):
Go to bed to preserve it, and you'll see it's
it's not preserved. So how are you staying? How are
you keeping your avocados preserved? And then and then my
deodorant has uh, it's aluminum free. It's you're not supposed
to have aluminum in your deodorant. You know. That's the
That's the one thing. Here. Here's a little a little
tip for your slices, and you don't. You can buy

(30:20):
deodorant like regular like speed stick. But if it's called deodorant,
it's pure. Okay. Can you may a dollar ninety nine
speed stick? You know, not not making any crazy like
claims here to buy twenty dollars deodorant. You're you're falling
for the color. Hold on, if you buy anti purse print,

(30:40):
stop using it right away. You're you're literally and you're
really putting fucking chemicals under your arms every fucking day
that are neurotransmitter disruptors. That is destroying. Aaron Rodgers, You're
destroying You're destroying yourself. I'm telling anti purseprint is the
fucking is the devil? Is that why you always have
sweat pits, sweatstains under your arms? I use deodorant now charcoal.

(31:03):
Deodorant supposed to be very good for you. But it
has to say the word where I buy it. It
has to say the word deodorant. Even I deodorant means
deodor It takes the stink out right. But if it's
anti perspiration, that's bad for you. You don't want anti PURSPOSEA
want de persperant. Hold on, and by the way, once again,
I will clarify I'm not being boogie. You can buy
deodorant that is just deodorant, that is just that it

(31:25):
has no that is not antiperspirant. Zinc is some people
are allergic to zinc. You shouldn't put zinc on your
arms if you are so. I look fanto antipersperate without zinc.
But you're you're condemning an entire industry that's FDA approved,
it's safe. They listen, the FDA approves a lot of
shit that they shouldn't. Yes, but they're on the take
fifty seven. Oh, they're on the tape. They're on the

(31:46):
take from big pharma and big companies FDA FD. I
don't look. I don't want to make this kind of part.
I'm just saying, a is the Federal Drug Administration right?
They don't get you think? Do you think that they're
always out for your best interests one out of the time?
You don't think that there's other things that that that
that they let slip through the cracks. I would I
would like to apologize and don't apologize the Joe Rogan podcast.

(32:09):
That's that's my feeling, Brodie. I feel that way. I'm
gonna say what I feel. You eat the worst ship,
piled on top of the second worst ship, and you
shove it, you put it, you point a burrito gun
in your mouth. Just because you're talking loud, it doesn't
mean you're right either. I'm not talking. You have your
own opinion. I'm at the same volume you are. But
you do everything unhealthy and then you talk about anti persperant.

(32:32):
There's no rhyme or reasons. One of those things. One
of those things, anti persperant. I've been my entire life.
I've stopped. I just haven't put that ship under. But
you always have pitstains in photographs on the Morning Show
because you don't use anti persperant. I use the odorant, yes,
so you don't smell. You still have and the mouthwashed thing.
I don't think it's working because of the garlic. But honestly,

(32:54):
you are something persperent. Anti persperant is to stop pitstains.
Some people don't want pitstains. Listening, There are plenty of
safe anti person There's a lot of stuff out there, okay,
and you can do your own research. Okay, world. The
FDA employees, who are people that grew up in small
town America, big town America. Okay, They go to school
to be they study science, they go to work at
the FDA. They get a job with good benefits, right, right,

(33:15):
and then all of a sudden they go, right, this
is what this is where the breakroom is, yes, where
you clock out, right, this is where you go. This
is where HR is, and this is where the gym
is on the fourteenth floor. And this is the phone
you pick up when you want to be able to
take ye right, I'm just saying, big farmer goes hello,
Oh is this is this Mike. I'm just saying, sometimes
this is b G Farmer. We're calling. Say what you

(33:35):
want to say, Make fun of me all you want, Brody.
But in my opinion, and this is scary Jones talking right,
not medical. This is my opinion that sometimes, yes, these
big government agencies, including the FDA and the CDC and
others are and who these fucking up whatever, all of
them do not have the the the interest of the

(33:58):
of the public right thousands of people at all at
its core. I doin tones of I'm just I'm saying,
that's my opinion. Thousands of people, a lot of tired
every week to hire new people. I just think you
got to go to them. Why do you want to
work here?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
To go?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Because I want to get bribed. That's why they work.
You're an, You're a strung guy, Dan Brody. You're very analytical.
Are you saying I'm telling you can't corrupt and entire
I'm not. I'm not saying they're corrupt on old ship,
but we were told and sold on fucking sugary cereals
in the eighties, things that we fucking grew up on.
We're now learning sugary cereals were healthy, and those things

(34:37):
are approved by our government. We get to eat those
things on slices. They're not banned. Scary. Now, you're conflating
two things. First, you're saying that people hold on, that
people are taking bribes, right, But then I'm not saying
that hold on. Then you're saying before the Internet, before HDTV,
before cell phones in the seventies, when your kitchen, when

(34:57):
your bathroom was built in black and brown yellow, that
in the seventies, they lacked the science, right, they didn't
realize the long term effects of sugary sodas and whatever. Right,
that's not the same as bribing people in you said
you you said, pribe. Okay, they're in the pocket of

(35:18):
big pharma. Big I think who is big pharma? Scare?
I think people go to work, were families will go
to again, they're scientists, the biologists. They'm just okay, I'm
not going you're you're making this bigger than it is. Okay,
I equate. I equated it to ship that we grew
up with in the seventies and eighties and things like that. Well,

(35:38):
to me, it's like part of this nutritious breakfast. Remember
Calvin Crunch that part of what they don't because they
shouldn't have been. If cyril was killing us, they wouldn't
keep selling it. It is if it's if it's if
it's if it's part of if you should have less
of it, they say you should have less of it. Absolutely,
high fructose corn syrup is syrup is not good. It's right,

(36:00):
but it doesn't but immediately, but it's also allowed to exist. Listen,
I'm not trying to say get rid of it. It's
in everything. It's in everything. So we're here, this is
where we are. There are people that said that won't
use antipersport now because you told them to, and then
they'll smoke three packs a day. There's no there's no
rhyme or reason. Pick and choose what you want, but please,
here's what I tell I think. I think hyperoscorn syrup

(36:21):
is the main reason, and partially hydrogenated blank is the
reason for this country. Is most of it's obesity. That's
why that that that's okay, that's my invasion. I'll say,
come to the Brooklyn boys to laugh. Don't come here
for science or medical expertise. That's all I'm saying for
either of us. But one of us is rational and
uses logic and and and and research, and his name

(36:42):
is Scurity Jones. Yeah, okay, okay, Verdi Wow. I just
love how you're trying to get me on on words
like arabs and you're trying oh and and and you're
you're actually making fun of me for putting, you for putting,
for using aluminium free products under my arms, and you

(37:04):
are making fun of me for it. So I feel attacked,
and I feel the need to defend myself. In that case,
I'm not making fun of you for that's what you
did the last ten minutes. I'm making fun of the
reason you use those products right to defend myself, And
that's all I'm doing. If you were a vegan and
you talked about climate change, and you talked about electric vehicles,

(37:25):
and then you said to me, I'm worried about parabins,
I would say to you, it's on brand. I would say,
I get it. You're that kind of person. You love nature,
you don't want to kill animals, you eat You eat
broccoli instead of pork. I get it, dude, but you're somebody.
Hold on, you're somebody that that doesn't care about pollution.
You don't care about the environment. Not true, hold on,
you don't care about what food you eat normally. The

(37:47):
fact that you care about parabins, to me is hilarious
because because doctor per Se told you parabins are bad,
You're like, No, I was doing it long before I
met that guy. I was not doing But you know what,
this world's your tick to? Brody? How is your tick too?
Bro Have you used a tick to inhibitor? Because I
watched the news and the commercials for set tick too?

(38:08):
Did you know si tik to is a tick to inhibitor?
Did you know scary that you need your tick too inhibity?
What the fuck's a tick too? Yes? Did you know
your A one C has to be? Are you worried
about your A one c? No? Right, right? You are
certainly not worried about anything important, Brody, your tick too?
This world is full of hypocrisy. Everyone is a hipocritic.

(38:28):
Clow it out. Everyone's a hypocrite. Do you know how
many fucking vegans or whoever else is out there will
be like super clean whatever, and then on the weekends
they go and eat someone's ass. That's what you know
in the bedroom. I mean, okay, hold on, Vegans don't
eat animals, not because they don't want to eat. No,
say like people like you're talking to. This is a parallel.
Look at Okay, I'll give you a good, great example.

(38:48):
You're saying you like tyrabins, but you eat ass. No,
I'm saying people like Taylor Swift save the earth, oh
my god, climate change, but she goes around the country
on her fucking private jet. I'll answer that. You can
answer that. Defend your Bertie's a swifty. Hold on, no, No,
there's a checklist dis disclosure. David Brodie's a big swifty

(39:09):
his family. I'm gonna let you in on something in
case you're not on social media. There is a bad
analogy checklist that certain people on one part of the
spectrum political spectrum, they go down the checklist. Right if
you say Jerry Seinfelder, go oh, he dated a seventeen
year old. If you mention most comedians, there's a there's
a line for everybody that they disagree with politically. So

(39:32):
here's what happened. Taylor Swift asked people to go out
and vote. She didn't tell me who to vote for.
Where this is nothing to do with I'm getting the
oka ahead, And they said, young girls, my fans, you
should register to vote. It's important. She didn't tell people
who to vote for. Well, people who don't want people
to vote or assume that her audience is going to
vote Democrat, they come out and they rail against her,

(39:53):
and they make shit up and they say things right.
So there's one of the catch phrases about Taylor Swift
which you just use scary that shows up on a
social media all the time, like it's a gotcha, like,
oh my god, look what I thought of? Why does
Taylor Swift care about the environment? But she flies a
private jet. I'll explain. Can tell a Swift go on
a on a regular delta flight? Yes, because she can

(40:13):
hold on no, no, hold on a minute. If Taylor
Swift goes on a regular delta flight, your flight will
be delayed an hour. They will be mayhem at the airport,
and you will be mad at her for getting on
your flight. And don't assume these flights. Don't assume these pory.
There's a reason why celebrities also, like every sports team,
like every famous person on tour, every single hold On,

(40:34):
every sing except maybe Willie Nelson, every single artist flies
private because they have to go from town to town.
Hold On, scary. They have to go from town to
town on a certain schedule that sometimes flights aren't available
to so they have to fly private jets so that
they can get down. So you've been told, Wow, you've
been spoon fed this bullshit, and then you're agreed it's reality. Okay,

(40:56):
you could say that all you want. The point, so
my whole point was, Okay, there's probably this is all
the Mets fly private. The Met's not fly private. They
got to do what they gotta do. But they never
said that they were cultural. They were they never they're
not climate climate change and and and clean activists for
a cleaner Earth, and they're wanting, wanting, hold on, wanting

(41:17):
and pushing for an entire country and planet to cut
down on emissions, which they affected. Hold On, it's not
effected by a private jet flying from one town to
a nearby other town. So then you know what, Brody,
go buy a Tesla. I'm not the one. I'm not
buy a first all. I wouldn't buy a Tesla for

(41:37):
from many recourse. Not but my next car will be
electric because it's a Dodge charger and they're electric now.
But you know, I don't have a job and I
can't afford an electric car right now. Also, I don't
stream about the environment. However, I do believe we have
problems with the environment that are man made. Just like, Okay,
you know what in the seventies, skirey, you know why
we stopped using aerosol cans because they were destroying the Okay, no, no, no,

(41:58):
but nobody complained. Then I'm not giving up my aerosol cans, aquinet.
They trusted science in the seventies. Hey, listen to me here, Yeah,
what this go back to talking about your bathroom. Well,
the point is this spiraled out of control because I'm
trying to prove a point about hypocrisy, and and that's
an hypocrisy. It is hypocrisy. You're calling me a hypocrite

(42:21):
because I wanti that you care about. Find it funny
for the first quarter, we all do that. We're human.
We all do that where we say one thing and
we talk out of one side of our mouth here
and then we do something else over there. It doesn't
matter what the topic is. It doesn't matter what the
topic is looking for. We all do it. We all
do it. You do it, you do it, We all

(42:43):
do it. Scary in every facet of our life. To
point out that I use that. I try to be
healthy and keep the environment clean if I can, but
hold on, hold on, And I don't do drugs or smoke.
But yet I eat Chinese food four days a week. Right,
you could say that you're a hypocrite. No, I'm someone
loves Chinese food, but you But but so, what's wrong
with me using certain products? Because I feel like I'm

(43:06):
person to talk about parabons, that's all. And that's your opinion.
But there's nothing else in your life, nothing that has
anything to do with a clean life or a clean
environment or anything else but parabons, and and and are
you calling that going on? Made me go on a
rant and defend myself and defend myself for it, okay,

(43:26):
because it happened as a private jet. In all of
our life, it happened as a private jet. The president
is a private jet. Everyone has private jets, that's life.
You would have a private jet. I know for a fact.
You flown on private jets. When you didn't have to. So, okay, okay.
So I've never been on a private jet, and I'm

(43:47):
just saying, don't criticize others with private jets. You put
on a lot of I wasn't. I'm just saying. I'm
just saying that there are people you're using the analogy
the wrong way. The analogy was people say one thing
and then they do the opposite. None of you accuse
me of that. The initial thing I said, parabin seems

(44:07):
like an odd thing for you to care about. That's all.
There's a lot of things I don't like, nitrites and
nitrates in in my in my pursuit and my salami.
But yet you go to Boy hot Dogs because I've
got no choice. Sometimes, but sometimes if I want a
cleaner wiener, I'm gonna go for an Applegate farm. I'm
buying it. You're gonna you're gonna use Giovanni body soap

(44:28):
on your cleaner winner, Right. Sometimes I buy things and
then you're gonna open the mail and put the dirty
mail stuff all over your wiener. Take a look at
my cabinets for the like aluminum foil. You should see
the stuff I have, all the stuff that's earth friendly
in there and going great friendly aluminum foil. Yeah, and
I have like the the the is done friendly about

(44:48):
regular aluminumfoil? That better environ recycled recycled aluminum foil. It's recycled.
It's not Reynolds the way that everybody buys. So I
decide to use that. And and in my dishwasher, I
use those dishwasher pods. I used the the uh, the
earth safe ones, you know, and they're very nice and
there's no chemicals. Was not as much chemicals and the

(45:10):
other things make Wait a minute, Scary's using earth free
soap in his machine and aluminum tin foil, aluminum foil.
It's been but yet he flies on private jets. I
hate you. I hate you, David Brody. I hate you. Here,
hold on, here, hold on, let me let me clean
this up. Hold on with a little bit of a
breeze podcast. We will be right back. Oh that was hilarious.

(45:32):
I guess slices Ion poll if this is your first episode,
is not this not this is not us? But Brony
fucking wound me up real good today. I just hate
the cliches. And it's like all I gotta line, I
gotta line I'm gonna use the line. I'm just setting
flex to use the line that you read online and
someone else used. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, Hey, uh,

(45:53):
I was speaking of Whole Foods. I went into the
Whole Foods near me to do some Amazon returns. I'm
gonna face you pay Whole Foods prices. No, I don't normally, No,
I don't. I don't. Okay, here's the thing. I only
buy the things in Whole Foods that I can't get
anywhere else. So, like, there's a sauce in Whole food
It's called Jar. You've had Jar sauce. Jar. No, it's
the fucking one of the best sauce I've ever hadden.

(46:15):
There's a spicy and irregular and that fent tall thin bottles.
Jar sauce terrific. But you can't get anywhere else. There
are certain brands that only Whole Foods carry. Now, look,
Jar maybe may be available in some supermarket where you
guys live, but not near me. I think I don't
even know what it's the Whole Foods anyway. The point
is I can't get anywhere else, uh, locally, So I
returned some stuff my Amazon returns, which they moved. I

(46:38):
told you to move the table, and I said, you
know what, I'm in the mood tonight for a little cheese.
They go, let's see what kind of cheese they have
anything on sale? Some of the cheese on sale in
Whole Foods. Yeah, absolutely, I already could picture the cheese.
I'll go ahead. There's a cheese called Lamb Chopper. It's
a strange name, but it's it's like a gerriere. It's

(46:59):
I think it's a Spanish che I love it, but okay,
it's like the sign was like six dollars off per
quarter ounce or something that sounds like a bargain to me.
That means, oh my god, how much is it for
a quarter rounds? If it's six dollars off, like, it's
really expensive anyway. So I'm looking at the cheese and
the guy behind the counter, not a cheese expert, he says, uh, oh,

(47:20):
I see you looking at the griere. Would you like
some greere? Would you like to sample that? So I said, no,
I'm quite familiar with griere. I'm a big fan of
Swiss cheeses. And he says, oh, no, it's not it's
not a Swiss cheese. It's from Switzerland. Wait what, that's
not a Swiss cheese, it's from Switzerland. I said, I'm

(47:42):
sorry what he said. No, it's not a Swiss cheese,
it's from Switzerland. I said, sir, do you know that
anything from Switzerland is referred to as being Swiss, like
being from America as American? Like I brought Swiss chocolate
from Loderac home to my family for Easter. Griere is
a cousin of Swiss cheese, but all cheese from Switzerland
is Swiss. I think what he thought. You know, he said,

(48:05):
I didn't know that Swiss men from Switzerland because Switzerland
doesn't have any SSA's in the middle of it. It's
not Switzerland, it's Swiss with a tz. He said that
to me, He goes, Oh, then shouldn't it be Switzerland?
I said to myself, not to him, Sir, you should
not be working in the cheese department. He didn't know

(48:26):
that he did. He never equated. First of all, he
never equated Swiss cheese, the classic Swiss cheese with the
holes in it. He never equated that from being from Switzerland.
He never equated the word Swiss. Yeah, Switzerland. What like
Swiss miss hot chocolate. I brought a package of Swiss
miss on my honeymoon. We went to Switzerland on our
honeymoon just so I could have Swiss miss in uh

(48:48):
Switzer in Switzerland. And I also I also I brought
Hawaiian punch to Hawaii. I do stuff like that. I
also brought yodels as a picture of me eating yodels
in Switzerland. People yodel there, not that they make yodels there.
All right, Well, I do fun stuff. You do anyway?
Remember the guy last week I said he worked at
the restaurant didn't know what a bankhet is. Yeah, he's
been outdone by the cheese guy that didn't know that

(49:10):
Swiss cheese was from Switzerland. Okay, listen, it happens. It
happens sometimes you don't. You don't put two and two together.
Oh I mean, I give you one more story of
someone not putting too and two together. Yeah, go ahead, Berdie.
What are you doing looking at your phone? Uh? Yeah,
I got a text about my trip to Amsterdam, But
go ahead. I'm sorry. What I'm planning a trip to

(49:31):
Amsterdam with my Brooklyn boys. But that what's the name
of this podcast. My oh, my other Brooklyn boys, the
other Brooklyn boys. Yeah, not you, but it continue. If
you had to put your Brooklyn boys on one side
of a scale, right, and then like you know, like
the Tinatata type scale, Yeah, and then your Brooklyn boys

(49:52):
from this podcast on the other side. I have a
feeling that the other side would would go down a lot,
would just plum it. It would, it would. You're saying
that that that would weigh way more. Yeah, I'm saying
that you're all the Brooklyn boys, saying that that two
of my sixth Brooklyn last going in Indian Matt. Those
are my Hoboken friends. Everyone. You've Paul, Darren, all the No,

(50:13):
All Ran, Ronnie, who's going Hold on Ronnie? So hold
on T shirt guy. Now, let me explain anyone that
you've heard on this podcast that we've talked about that
I've given a name to, you know, all my friends,
Indian Matt and everybody, Jetski, Brian, those are my Hoboken friends.
But yeah, but on the on the toilet bowl, Brian
is Brooklyn friend. He's toilet Brian is a Brooklyn friend

(50:34):
and bold freak Ronnie also a Brooklyn friend. So what
about what about Danny Connections. No's about what about T
shirt guy T Shirt? Who the day is online of
t shirts? Oh? Jay j Ernest, Yeah he's from Brooklyn. Yeah.
But my my core Brooklyn friends are people that I

(50:55):
met in the seventh grade, in middle school and even
beyond a first grade. I have Paul and Anthony I
know since the first grade. These guys I don't really
talk about them on the podcast because they never really
come up. Those are the guys that go by dude
and dute do dude right. They're all married with kids
in other cities. They Paul lives in Boston. Anthony they're
married and their kids live in other cities. No, they're
married with kids and these they live in other cities

(51:15):
with their families and in Boston and Pennsylvania. And my
boy Jay smaller Jay's from Brooklyn. He still lives in
Brooklyn and baldfreek Grownnie. That's the crewe and Lloyd and
the six to five six of us are crew. We
still are. We know each other since uh first grade
even most mostly since middle school. All of us since
the seventh grade at least, so we were going we

(51:36):
go on trips. So this year we're going to you
know you we do the baseball stadium tour. I've talked
about that every year we go with different baseball How
you're going to red light districts tours, Well, we're going
to Amsterdam and uh but for the record, I played
the Van Halen song Amsterdam in Amsterdam. You did that?
I did? Yes, I did our so because for alternatives,

(51:59):
I one more. I played the spinal tap song Stonehenge
when I was at Stonehenge. That's fucking awesome. I think
that one tops all of them. Thank you very much. Well, well,
it's eleven inches. It's supposed to be eleven feet. I
will say so. Because we're all turning fifty this year.
Because we're all in the same grade, we only met
each other, we're having a little problem here. Well, we're

(52:21):
going to we're going to We're going to Amsterdam and
as part of our fiftieth birthday trip, they're going on
to Prague after one of my all time favorite cities, Prague, Amsterdam, Amsterdam.
My daughter'll be in Prague next week. Well, I'm not
going to Prague because I don't have that kind of
time that they have. But I'm going to Amsterdam with them,
and we're trying to plan activities and things to do.
Now me, I've never none of us have been to Amsterdam.

(52:44):
So when you think Amsterdam, you think a lot of
weed smoking, which used to be a big deal because
it was illegal everywhere, right, But now it's it's legal
in so many places, it's not a big deal anymore.
Think of the You think of the red light district, right,
which is like the old school with its sex in
the windows when you walk. So women are in these
windows and they put the red light on. That means

(53:04):
they're available for sale. And apparently it's legal over there, right,
all that stuff, But apparently that's just a part of
their history that's not really like, I don't know about
I have naked ladies dancing on the one street. I
like the red light district, right, I know you have
the Anne Frank House, which you probably won't go to. Well,
hold on, that's part of the story here. So the
red light district, yeah, something you want to just see.

(53:26):
You go down the street, you take some pictures, right,
I guess, I don't know. I don't know how you
do not take pictures. They beat your brains in, Okay,
you don't take pictures. Uh did they not take pictures? Okay,
but it's no. But you know a lot of people
do because it's on the canal and by the way, now,
something that's visual at this point, it's just something you're
looking at, like like you're looking at a piece of history. Right.
But here's the thing. People don't actually say I want
her and they take her out of the window. Right,

(53:47):
that's no, No, you actually they like they buzz the
door open and you go in and you focus people
in the window. No, that's that's not where we're going
with this, because that's not that's not what happens, all right. Well, anyway,
the point is you can't take pictures what people but
because hold on, there's a canal in the middle of
the street, and you walk on both sides of the
canal and his bridges every you know, a couple of
hundred feet. They go up on the bridges and take

(54:08):
pictures at each other, like, oh, let me take your
picture on the bridge, But actually I'm taking pictures of
the red light district. Right, Okay, we'll be clever about it. Okay,
that's cool. I guess I'll work around. But the point
is here we want to see what they're known for, right,
and that is what they're known for. And the Ant
Frank House tru foffles well, Jason said to me today,

(54:28):
up the thread, the thread is going, the chat, the
group chat's active here. He's not gonna want to ride
a bike. Jason informs all of us and Frank House
is sold out? Do we have a hookup? So now
I'm looking for Parry Jones from Elvis Durant. Can I
get it to the I can't get it to the
Ant Frank House for the entire time that we're there.

(54:50):
The fucking Aunt Frank House is sold out. So I'm like,
how is it sold out? They're like, apparently they can
only let a few a certain amount of people as
the most popular attraction. Yeah, if you don't know Diary
Van Frank, she was, she was taken from that house.
She did that. She wrote her diary, the Diary in
that house, famous house. I want to go say it now.
I can't get in. You cannot deny any entry. So

(55:12):
I need a guy. Does anyone know a guy in
Amsterdam that can hook me and my friends up with
with the Anne Frank House tour. I find it kind
of funny but here I am talking begging to get
into an attraction. The only reason that house is famous
is it used to be very easy to get into,
right because they broke into the house. They broke into

(55:32):
the house and she got kidnapped from her house, right, well,
taken and taken it.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Right.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
So I want to see this place because it's got
a lot of history here. So this is like a thing.
So now I can't fucking get in. And you know
what they did book in its place? They booked a
boat ride. No, they're having the National Tulip Festival is
going on. Oh, the Holland tulips. That's awesome. So we're
going to go tiptoe through the tulips. No, we're going

(55:58):
to take rent bikes by the just realized. But whether
you go to the Red Light District or the flower thing,
you're gonna see two lips. Thank you, that would need
a little space. Hold on. Here's here's what I'll say
to you. As as as a Jewish person, the An

(56:20):
Frank House has a lot more significance when you when
you see the etchings on the wall and you understand
what the what it was like to hide a family
behind the walls, what it was like to live in
fear of being discovered. I'm not saying it's not a
good place to go for everyone. I'm saying it's a

(56:42):
little more difficult and important to see when you had
family live through that, and you had ancestors live through that.
And so as much as i'd say I'm sorry you're
not going, and I'd like you to get a hook
up and a velvet rope opened up for you, I
don't think it's gonna have the impact on you. I
mean it might, but you're you're not You're not the
impacted type, which I say is at the same time,

(57:04):
I'm a tourist who wants to see the attractions and
the important things because they're important for a reason. So
so yeah, so we we did. We did want to go. Go.
I'm saying you should go. I'm saying if you don't
get to And by the way, the tickets are non refundable.
And so what we found when we went, my wife
and I went on when we went on the trip
to Iceland with the Morning Show and we ended up

(57:24):
in Amsterdam, is because you can't refund the tickets, there
are people outside that will sell you the sell tickets outside.
All right, so like if they have to cancel, you
might be able to go. The only thing is the ticket.
The tours are like every fifteen minutes, so you know,
whenever you go there may or may not be people
selling tickets. All right, Well, all hope is not lost.
We're going to try and you know, you know there's

(57:46):
a stub hub there. You know, someone's selling them on
the black market. Guaranteed you'll check it out. Check it out.
I've got tickets to entering. Check it out. Yeah, you'll
see that. Yeah. Well that when I went to Paris,
me and Robin, we were like Robin and I. Yep.
We we got to the Louver and the line to

(58:07):
get in was an hour long, and we had someone
off to the side, like, dude, private tours of the
Louver right here, right here, all the private tour guy. Scam. No,
not a scam. The woman took us. She knew people.
It's all that's a scamboni. The scamboni is there inhot
they're in cohoutes with the security guards because they're on
the take. So this is right. So we got charged

(58:28):
crazy money to get to the louver. This woman she
took Robin and I through the louver. We cut the
fucking line. People were giving us dirty looks. I'm like,
what the And I said, where are we going? And
the woman was like, we got this, don't worry, We're
gonna go on this line right here. I'm like, this
is not even a line. And we went right to
the front. They nodded at her, she nodded at them.

(58:49):
They they swiped our tickets and we went in and
she showed us the louver. It was like the Loover
for dummies. It was like the cliff Notes Lube Lube Loove,
the cliff notes loom hold on. Because we went she
showed us all the important ship and I'm like, well,
this is great because you know most of those guys
the private tours. I remember we went on some tour
we were on. Was it a party plane? Was one

(59:11):
of We're on a cruise. I forget where it was,
you know, And and the cars are all parked off
the side of the ship. Like we'll give you I'm
a local, I'll give you a private tour and you
take the print and take you to one of the
finest restaurants on the beach. Right, So they take you,
they drive you around like where anyone could drive you,
and they take it like a shack on the beach
where they know everybody. They're hey right, because they're all
in on it. They bring a call load of people

(59:32):
to a shack where you eat terrible conk fish. Everyone's
on the tank, they're getting kicked backed. Everyone tours. No, dude,
it saved me so much time that do you kidding me?
The whole day you got lucky. But most of these like, oh,
a whole car load for forty if you if you
take the professional one, it's it's thirty dollars, apiece, I'll
save you money. And then they take you to a

(59:52):
to a ship place. Dude. When I showed up at
the tour in Naples and we wanted to go into
the Blue Grotto, a guy and Italian guys like, yo,
I got you, I got you over here, well in
his Italian accent, not that that's a Brooklyn the Giant anyway,
it man. So we jumped, we jumped into his boat.
He says, I know everybody, we got the you, we
got the we get the So we took the speedboat

(01:00:13):
all the way to the gondolas. He transferred me into
a gondola with a guy who knew everybody. We he
fucking rode so fast up to the Blue Grotto and
they were all screaming Italians cursing at him, being like
and he cut the line. He cut the fucking line
that got my gondola guy in kahoots with my speed

(01:00:36):
with my speedboat guy cut the fucking line. There was
like an hour wait to get into the grotto where
people are like like up and down on these rickety boats,
like we're getting Sea six sitting there in the middle
of nowhere, and he's he's crushing it. This guy cut
through the fucking lane. Man. I couldn't believe it. I'm like,
are you okay, We're gonna get it just bad And
the guy goes the paper, don't worry about it. Yeah,

(01:01:01):
we cut off everybody, dude. We were in and out
of the grotto in about fucking fifteen minutes. I couldn't
believe it. And I was back on in the speedboat
with my speedboat guy. I paid. Did I pay a
lot of money for it? Yes? Oh see, that's the thing.
But I'm a mago. Hold on, I'm a man of convenience,
Yes you are. I got through I got it. I
got from the port in Naples to the grotto, in

(01:01:22):
the grotto, my pictures, out of the grotto, and back
to the poor in Naples within an hour. No one
does that. I need a gondola guy at Disney. I
need someone at Disney World to be like, you know,
I know a guy. Give me seven bucks. I'll get
it in front. Right. If I get like, cut the
line at Space Mountain every time, Hello, I would do
it fast track fast pass. It's no different, Brody, it's
no different. Pay pay for the convenience. You're on vacation

(01:01:45):
for the fast track. The problem with fast track is
you can only do one per hour. Yeah, and you
have to come back at a certain time. That's Disney. Yeah.
I went once when I was I don't know, I
was eighteen or nineteen seventeen, eighteen or nineteen something like that,
and I had gone with my uh with some friends
and my parents and their friends whatever. But it rained
that day and the forecast was rain all day, and

(01:02:06):
we went anyway, and there was no one online. And
they've redone Space Mountains since then. But you used to
be able to get on Space Mountain, get off, walk
through the tunnel area and go right to the other
side and get on again, like it was a much
shorter way to go on. So we went on like
fifteen times in a row. Loop bloop blop blop bloop.

(01:02:27):
Can't do that anymore, they ruined everything. Well, but you
gotta go, Like, but the fast past is one an hour? Yeah,
soddly were I want a guy to go. I got
a space mountain hook up. I got a hook up.
Come with me through this doorway. I'll get you in
through the pack. I know for a fact that there
are Disney VIP excursions that you could pay through the
fucking nose for. Yes, are the kind of people that
sit behind home plate. Yes, though you can get in

(01:02:50):
and out of the park and get past everything. Yes,
you also get the underground tour. Yeah, you get to
see all the all thes, see everything. I hear. It's
fucking bookoo bucks though it's crazy, it's so bookoo boo.
She's scared, can't afford So anyway, my headline here is
I'm going to Amsterdam to ride a bicycle through the tulips.
I can't believe this is what my vacation. I can't
believe you're riding a bicycle, you're gonna try to get

(01:03:12):
a motorized one, you know it. Of course, I think
when you go to Amsterdam. First of all, the bikes
fly around like maniacs, but they know what they're doing.
The cars we've in and out of the bikes. The bikes,
we've in and out of the cars. When you're in
the car, you think you're gonna hit a bike all
the time, you don't. And all the cars are like
little stubby smart cars yep. Because the parking spaces are
all like pull in diagonal, like a side street, but

(01:03:33):
like in a mall while you pull in, because the
cars are like eleven feet long. It's a beautiful town,
Oh my god, the most beautiful town I've ever been in.
Right for New York City, by the way. I can't wait.
I am. I'm excited for Amsterdam. And I don't even
know what I was talking about that you interrupted you
with answer, that's that's the question. There was there was
something that you were talking about, and then you started
interrogating me about why you weren't invited to Amsterdam, because no,

(01:03:55):
I don't I know. It's my real Brooklyn boys are
coming to me, coming to Amsterdam movie. See that's not
called for, that's not and that's nice. Just ahead of that,
I'm kicking off my uh for the first three nights,
I'm going to Marbella, which is the south of Spain,
which is not my Orca, but it's another island. Very nice. Yeah,
So I'm gonna be seeing told Darren there, told Darren
his his head gonna be above the crowd at your spot.

(01:04:15):
He's bought, he's got told Darren has a house there
and he's inviting me to it for three nights. I'm like, fun,
rent free, fuck that, you're gonna have sex in his
bed with Robin? You know what? I may return the
fit even that ship out? Well, well, well, o man,
how time flies? Uh? You had something stuff if you
wanted to get off your chest, brody, do you remember

(01:04:36):
what they were? Well, let me tell you about a
couple of people on TikTok. You know, in the four
you page, you scroll and there's people doing lives and
times you just stop on the live. So I stopped
on on this. Uh. This one one guy, he was
singing it's a song by twenty one Savage, I guess,
and he's like red Rum, red Rum, red Rum, red Rum, Yeah,
I've never heard the song. So he's like, he's singing

(01:04:59):
red Rom over and over again. He's like, I love
this song. I don't even know what the hell it means,
but I'm loving it. You know where the word red
rum comes from. Scary that I have. It comes from
a horror film red rum, which is murder, murder backwards.
That's just from the Shining with Jack Nichols. Shine they
look in the mirror and they say red rum three

(01:05:19):
times backwards. No, no, it's not the bloody merry thing.
Bloody red rum is written on the wall, oh red.
When they see it in a mirror, they realize that
he's writing murder and blood. But this person is singing
the song and like, I don't even know what the
song means. And then in all the comments in the live,
we like it means murder, dumb ass. Well you not
know what red rum means. And by the way, that's
not me calling people who don't know that a dumb ass.
I'm just like, you're singing the song, you're thinking, like, well,

(01:05:41):
I wonder what red rum is anyway. So I kept
scrolling and I find this girl is she's drinking I don't.
It looks like she's drinking some kind of coffee drink
or a tea drink, right, And I stopped and I'm
I'm listening to what she's saying. And she's like, oh,
I love Macha much. Is my favorite? Is it cough
for your t Do anybody know? Mancha? It's not you scary?

(01:06:03):
That's what she said. Wow, it's her favorite drink. It's
her favorite, but doesn't know if it's called for your tea?
I could see that. Really. I mean, it's a tea,
isn't it. Guess? Okay, what about cambucha? Was that a tea?
I don't know what cambuch is. I just know it's
a it's a one of those things that vegans drink.

(01:06:27):
So all right, So she didn't she didn't know. She
didn't know, but she didn't know what. I just found
an odd that it's your favorite drink but you don't
know if it's a coffee. It's okay. Now, listen, A
group could be your favorite group, but you don't know
their music. That who has a favorite group and doesn't
know that music? Everyone who calls into the morning show,

(01:06:48):
Oh no, no, that's called it their favorite song. But
they don't know who the band is. What you mean,
all right? If I tell you my favorite band is Kiss,
I know the songs, that's that's what nothing, that's what
you meant. Well, the favorite No, some people don't know.
They just know the hits and they don't know. They
don't know their deep catal. You said it's their favorite band.
They don't their favorite group. I mean their favorite songs.

(01:07:08):
They don't know the artist is what you probably? No,
I meant what I said? What I say? Do you
think they called? They go, oh my god, I love
Harry Styles. I just don't know any of the songs. Well,
they know that they know Watermelon Sugar and as it
was and uh, the stuff he did were one direction.
The hits and that's it. There are people out there
that will say they like claim to be listen. I said,
I love Taylor Swift. I went to the concert you did.

(01:07:30):
I didn't know half the music. I knew the fan
You're not a favor but tell us what this is
your favorite artist? You said, there are people who they
don't know the songs of their favorite artist. Well, because
people you throw that term around like very cat like. No,
what they turned what they tell you the trasual did
term people throw around? I mean, number one fan? How
could you possibly be right? And how would you know

(01:07:51):
if you were? You weren't give a peep what I'm
what I'm what I'm getting. You're your biggest fan. No,
you're probably not. Like everyone call sports radio stations. I'm
a diehard Mets fan, right, No, everyone's a diet You
can't all the players. I can't. No, it's not that
they go I'm a diehard fan. I am a diehard fan,
But I don't know if everybody's a diehard fan. That's
the whole point of being a fan. Like, nobody calls

(01:08:11):
a radio station to go, I'm sort of a fan.
That's what I'm Well, that's my analogy. That's my favorite group,
that's my favorite band. But but I mean, you probably
don't know. Some people don't know everything from a group. Well,
some people change favorite bands every hit, like every every
two months, they got a new favorite. Yeah, all right,
Speaking of favorites, there's I'm not gonna say which one
it is, but there's a couple of Facebook pages that

(01:08:32):
are New Jersey facebook pages for pizza and you post
on it if you love, if you stop, you post
pictures of the pizza you had, and like, oh, I
just stopped off it at Tony's on thirteenth Street down
the Shore. And then they put a picture up and
then everybody makes fun of it. They'll rip it. The
crust looks like shit, that looks look terrible, or some
people go that's the best place in the Jersey Shore

(01:08:53):
or the everyone gives their opinion. Usually if it's a
bad slice of pizza, they rip it. So somebody posted
a picture and the pizza scary. It was like six
inches of crust, like the sauce and cheese didn't come
anywhere near the edges. It looked like chuck bad chuck
e cheese pizza. It looked like bad frozen pizza. So
people were like, you know what birthday party was that

(01:09:15):
pizza from? And it's from a place in South Jersey
or the Jersey Shore area, and I don't I don't
never heard of the place. I don't live on the
Jersey Shore. I don't go down there very often. So
I said, just to say how bad it looked. I said,
how fast was the conveyor belt that thing was made on?
Because conveyor belt pizza is like Domino's shit awful. So

(01:09:38):
the the actual business. The owner of the business replies
to me and says, it's one mile faster than your mother.
I love it. I don't know what that means, exactly right,
faster than your mother, So I said, So, I said,

(01:09:58):
maybe spend more time I'm instead of insulting people making
better looking pizza. Wow. And then he went on and
then he said, we've been in business since nineteen blah
and people love off pizza. Yeah, but you can't really
talk because you haven't been to the mecca of pizza
New Havevien scary? Hold On, I have a beer I'm

(01:10:22):
going to send you right now. Hold On, I'm gonna
send you a picture of this pizza right now, and
you tell me. I could tell by looking, Yeah, just
by looking. You tell me what this pizza looks like,
and whether or not I should call this person, this company.
I want them to do that. I'm not gonna call
them out. I'll give on a scale of one to ten.
And also tell me if you think it was cooked

(01:10:42):
on a conveyor belt. You look at that pizza, you
tell me that's Jersey Shaw's best pizza. People love it.
They've been in business for seventy years. Look at that pizza.
I'm gonna post a picture of this pizza with no
name on Instagram, and you tell me it looks like
good pizza. Ah, it looks Okay, Okay, it looks it does. Yeah,

(01:11:08):
it does look like conveyor belt pizza, thank you. But
does that crust look like you get it in high school?
That's okay. The crust is what's really throwing me here
because I'm trying to zoom in on the crust. Look
at the slice on the top, the top slice, it's
missing cheese and it looks like it's missing like Pennsylvania
of cheese. It looks Pennsylvania. Yeah, the cheese Montana, that's

(01:11:32):
Montana cheese is missing, Like could just spare some fucking cheese.
Like sauce. There's nothing, no sauce. Yeah, it's a visual.
It's a little it's a little chinzy, but chi CHINZYI chincy.
I could see though if when you look at that
and think I gotta drive thirty minutes an hour and
a half to the Jersey Show or whatever to get that pizza,

(01:11:53):
And am I wrong to say it looks like it
was on a conveyor belt. You're not wrong. It doesn't
look it doesn't, but it's it is all in the
taste and the text. How about that the the pizza
place goes back is like what if you get down
there and you pick up the slice and then you
you bite into it and you get that that crispy,

(01:12:15):
crunchy crust that we love, and then the sauce is
nice and sweet. What little sauce is on that block
of bread may be delicious, It may be the cheese
may be the freshest hand shredded mozzarella cheese ever put
on pizza. But the picture it looks like shit. The
picture does make it, But imagine that the owner is
so petty, he's coming on in Sultan like your mother,

(01:12:37):
your mother. It does not look like there's a lot
of ingredients on there. I mean, it looks like bread. Bread.
Somebody saw sauce and just cheese. The cheese fell a
little bit, the chinzy cheese, chintzy cheese. I'm gonna post
that on Instagram. But doesn't they look like any more
love went into that? Now, maybe they take hours to

(01:12:58):
make their sauce brody. Maybe there's things in their sauce
that are great. Maybe we'll put the sauce on the
pizza then, but there's no other there's clearly no other
ingredients on there. It's it's a Simpletons slice for sure.
My point is the fact that they had to defend
themselves on a pizza fan page on Facebook and go
after people for putting the pizza down. By the way,
I never heard of this place. Yeah, he attacked every

(01:13:19):
single person. Why don't you ask the slices. Let's give
the name. Let's throw it out there, because this guy
could be like a hit man. I don't want him
come to kill me. Where's no Oh, I see where
it is. By the way, Google rating four point two.
It's not great pizza. We'll pull up yelping to average
it best. I know you hate yel pull up the

(01:13:40):
elp review. Well wait a second, note, I'll say this.
I'll say this. Yeah, if you look at the actual
building and the place that it's it looks it looks
like a it looks like one of those places that
have been there for like eighty years, Like, oh my god,
it's gotta be okay. If I was okay, I'll give
them this. If I was driving by this place in

(01:14:02):
said city, at the Jersey Shore, which I've never seen before,
because I maybe I'll get And by the way, it's
not a pizza place. It's a place of grill in
the name Yeap, and it's got spaghetti in there and
other things. Anyway, if I passed by it, I would
be compelled to try it, just because of the storefront.
It looks it looks old school. It looks like an

(01:14:23):
old school died that's been weathered through the war and
it's been there, looks like it's been this the fifte like. Okay,
so it's not on Yelp, but nobody on yelp procute
it or they must have demanded they get their reviews taken.
I'll tell you this, it's got a four point two
with two thousand reviews. So what that tells me is
it's been there forever. Yea four point two is one

(01:14:47):
of those things that are in my mind, Oh that's overrated.
Or if it's a place that's going there, go to
the bad reviews and tell me what. Give me one
bad review. Go to lowest and tell me what it says.
Are you there? Are you there? Margaret? It's me, no?
Are you no? That's the Diary Van Frank No, no,
the lowest go to the lowest rated pizza. Terrible size,

(01:15:09):
large pizza, more like personal pant Okay, they arguing over that.
How does a pizza place entirely forget about putting pizza
sauce on an entire pizza? Thank you? Thank you? Want
to find out this place is for you. This is
the place for you. If you're looking for the saddest
and most driest pizza you've ever had in your life,

(01:15:29):
look no further. This is your place. Literally the worst
pizza I've ever had in my life. Dry, disgusting, unedible,
dry price trash. Just order Dominoes or Papa John, save
yourself money. Pizza like this shouldn't exist in New Jersey.
Ilios might be equal in quality and taste. You should
be embarrassed, shouldn't even be in business. Gross I should

(01:15:52):
have drawn I should have got pizzaware on conveyor belts.
Gross I should have bought frozen pizza, no salt. This
is this terrible service, all right, here's what the owner
in this place is an embarrassment to the term Italian food.
It was absolutely flavorless. I could also taste uh wait,

(01:16:12):
all I could taste was canned tomatoes and pasta. Didn't
even have the common decency to send parmesan salt or whatever. Anyway,
here's my problem with a place like this. It happens
to be in a popular city on a very popular
street because I know the street, so it's probably living

(01:16:33):
off of its visibility and people going there. And it's
got the old signs and it's been there and it's
been there for so you know what, you get a
gold stall on. You get a gold star for you
and your family for being in business all these years.
I'm sure you're an upstanding, cool family, but your product
is not great. It's subpar. And and the four point
two with the two thousand reviews on Google tells me

(01:16:56):
that I told you that in the previous episode a
four point five and above with two thousand reviews, I
would go there sight unseen, and I probably it's probably
a better product. It's a good case. So this person wrote,
I bought a pepperoni pizza, butterfly shrimp, and an Italian
wrap blah blah from this place. The pizza was dry, flat,
sauceless and tasteless. Here it is the important part. The

(01:17:18):
shrimp were fried so hard that you could only taste
the fried hard breading. First of all, don't put fried
shrimp on a pizza. Okay. So then so she writes
other shit. Right, here's the owner commenting, we can understand
you are upset. Sometimes we do overcook the shrimp. Now,
anything after that, we would have remade it. We would
have done it. But sometimes we overcooked that. That's an

(01:17:39):
admission that your shit is subpar. Yeah, here's an idea.
Don't overcook the shrimp. You know you overcook it, so
don't overcook it. Yeah, sometimes we burn the shit that
we're charging you for on your pizza. But let us
know next time you can wait another hour for your
pizza to be made, and this time we won't burn
the shrimp. My mother, My mother cant run. You'll convey

(01:18:00):
about them you were alive today. By the way, I
can name three pizza spots in that same city that
are better than that, and I just off the top
of my head, but I'm not gonna do One of
them doesn't even sell pizza. Yeah, but anyway, you know what,
Google ratings have Google ratings to the rescue again. Man,
I'm telling you, Google ratings is the truth. As long

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you know it's over five hundred reviews. You know what
it says here two stars. Their pizza had parabins in it.
Go fuck yourself, Dad, you're a real douchebag. Do reflect
on your thoughts and your comments. I'm fisting what that means. Boys, boys,