September 23, 2022 • 20 mins
Comedians Nick Kroll, Ms. Pat and MSNBC legal analyst Ari Melber debate the week’s top stories with Charlamagne Tha God. Plus, singer Ray J stops by for a candid conversation.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central. Thank you, Trevor, You clever,
clever mother fever. Now, according to the Centers for Disease Control,
STDs are on the rise in the US, including syphilis,
Godarilla and one point six million cases of colamdia. Now,
I'm not saying this is Nick Cannon's fault, but queen, now,
(00:24):
let's get it. Hold up, it's another one man knows
he's doing honest. Hey, uh, please say hello to the
(00:48):
dopest panel in late night. He's the start of hit
show Big Mouth and it Stand Up Special Little Big
Boy from mere September twenty seven from Netflix. It's Nick Crow,
y'all right, he's chief legal corresponding for MSNBC and the
host of MSNBC is the Beat. Alright, Melburn's Hell and
(01:10):
she's the star to Miss Pat Show and hosting a
podcast to Pat Down. Miss pattis here, y'all. And don't
forget we got Walking headline and Living Legend, Ray J
stopping by later in the show. And now it has
been a hell of a week. Can someone please tell
me why there has been more news coverage on ESPN
(01:30):
about Boston Celtics coach Email o'duka. I think I pronounced
that right. But there's been more news coverage about him
allegedly cheating on me Along than there is about welfare
queen Bret Fath allegedly cheating poor people in Mississippi out
of millions of dollars. I mean, look, don't get me wrong,
you can't lose n Along in the finals in the
same year, but you gotta pick a l okay media.
(01:52):
We gotta get our priorities in order. But here's what
I really want to talk about to night. Topic one's
a question on many people's mind. Who's gonna be the
GOP's presidential candidate In Ron De Santis and Donald Trump.
The Santis is making a strong case. When Trump goes low, well,
the Santist drops down and gets his egle onto right.
(02:15):
He's in a playing full of migrants the Martha's Vinyond,
which I still think is an evil genius move to
make the Democrats face their hypocrisy on immigrant issues when
they never have to deal with the cost in consequences.
But I digress. Ron is working over time to take
Trump spot, which is increasing speculation that he's gonna be
the GOP nominee in four so I need to go
to the panel. Ari. Who is worse for the country,
(02:36):
Donna Ran, That's a great question. Uh, Donald Trump's against democracy.
Ronda Santis wants to be like Donald Trump, so it
would be very close because he's really mimicking him. Uh
it's a bit like Drake said, you thought that we
were enemies, but the big you is like a mini me,
and Ronda Santis is actually trying to be Trump's mini me.
(02:58):
So it's it's low key pathet dick, but it's hitting
a lot of the things that the GOP bass likes. Nick.
Who do you think is worth of the country, Donna Ran,
I mean I think, Uh, here's the thing, I don't
know if I trust Donald Trump. Really shocking news, great people,
you just learned something that nobody know. I'm going down
(03:18):
on a limit here. There's something efficient about that guy.
But honestly, here's what I was saying. I'm I'm more
scared of the Santis because it's as bad as Trump is.
He's an incredibly ineffective manager, and so I'm more I'm
more afraid on some level Rhonda Santis. So I think
could actually accomplish some real deal, heavy bullshit. So That's
(03:42):
what scares me more. What do you think that pat
Who's worth with the country? Donna ran I, Man, I'm
just gonna say, I don't even know how they can
tell them alligator masturbators apart. They're too crazy as white
bees from Florida on only different deals. Why hair is
better than the other? Okay, okay, who do you all think?
(04:04):
The Democratic film? Definitely Donald Trump. Trump didn't get where
he is by copying someone else. He did his own,
whole personally crazy thing. De Sanders is just like, oh,
what you've been doing for five plus years politically, I'm
just gonna copy that? What if? What if? What he's
copud working and that's why he's copied it. Well, I
think it works on all of the boxes checked. But
(04:25):
that core Trump crazy. The tequila, Yeah, he doesn't have
that right. And the whole thing with Trump was like
America drank this tequila, got to be all crazy, woke
up with the hangover, and the question was was that
the real America or was that just the tequila? And
I think for anyone who still was holding out, and
you and I'm talking about this before we weren't holding out,
(04:46):
but for when it was holding out of Oh, well,
that was a moment of aberration. No, it wasn't, because
the entire Republican Party is backing not only the racism
and misogymy but also maybe just ending democracy, maybe having
instant actions on the regular um. And that also I'm
a little suspicious of that too. Yeah, I mean it's fair.
I just want to say, I drink to kill and
(05:06):
masturbated an alligator, and so for me, that's why I'm
moving to Florida. And they both got about I'll tell
y'all what though, If folks think both Trump and the
Santis are bad for the country, the niece cold asked
Democrats better start being about that action and find some courage.
If not, democracy is gonna vanish faster than lebronze hairline
(05:30):
topic too. Herschel Walker miss patched boy Uh, the former
University of Georgia football star and current Georgia standing at candidate,
is in the dudes again. The reason Herschel was a
legitimate contender is because you wouldn't be surprised at how
many people in Georgia sound just like him. Herschel is
(05:52):
speaking the language that they understand. Okay, While Ralpha, y'all
Warnock might be talking at and over people. Herschel is
talking to them, not to mention. Admitting he's not as
smart as rout of y'all Warnock probably makes him endearing
to a lot of people, and this might make war
Knock pull his punches during the debate because he doesn't
want to beat up on him too badly. Okay, ms Pat,
(06:12):
you know knocked out you on TV, but you're from Georgia. Okay,
push your walker. Remind me and I hate to say this,
Oh a black man that is ignorant with good six
that's it. I didn't know he got great sex because
I'm getting top light. Hush. Walker is dumb on paper,
but bad room action is five. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry.
(06:39):
You're a master communicator and my bugging do you think
my theory is correct? He could be communicating to a
certain view. I think you're onto something because if we're
talking about the politics, he's doing two things what you said. One,
identifying intellect like education is something that can be used
against you. And so if you're from a community or
a situation where you actually find that the smart people
(07:01):
and the lawyers and the people and the bankers and
they talk fancy, but really what they do is try
to use that against you or get one over on you. Then, yeah,
you might have a negative association with that. So I
don't think that's nuts too. He's doing something that happens
in politics all the time. George Bush benefited from it.
You do try to lower the expectations on your own
performance in campaign. That's really hush your Walker. I know
(07:25):
you want to, I know your political analyst, but I'm
a Nick Roll from the streets. Nick would you rather
March Walker? Well, I grew up I'm from New York,
but I grew up a Cowboys fan. Me too, So
I'm gonna move to Georgia and vote for herschel Walker,
you know, I got I gotta, I gotta excuse me, sir,
(07:47):
You're about to come to George and get buried in
that green fight dreams. I'm true. When we come back,
me and my panel are taking a trip down South,
and we got Ray j in the Bilgians. More Hell
of a Week, The judgmentues, Welcome back to Hell of
(08:17):
a Week. I'm blessed to still be joined by the
only panel that's cooler than the Polar Beast. Torn Nails,
I did that for? You are? Nick Crawl, r Melbourn,
MS Pat. Now, sometimes we see celebrities and politicians so
much we feel like we know them. But who would
you pick to actually spend time with? Who would you
want to hang with? Okay, we're gonna find out in
this week's edition. Up who you got. Here's the scenario.
(08:45):
Your cousin is having a baby shower in Houston. So
you're going on a nine hour road trip in a
regal with a broken CD player in four seats five
if you're squeezing. Okay, Now, your cousin is a big
political nerd, so she's invited Ron De Santis, Rachel Matt,
Maxine Waters, Megan Marco, Tucker Carlson, and Stacy Abrams. But
(09:07):
here's the thing about your cousin. She's also a whole
serious hole, okay, and she's not quite sure who the
baby daddy is. So she invited all the possible and
that's Tom Brady, Nick Cannon, of course, the my pillow guy,
Chris Jenna. I don't even know how that would work,
Tory ladies and Woody Allen. All Right, they all said yes,
(09:28):
and they all need a ride. Nick, you get first
pick who's the first person you put in that car?
And you gotta justify your answer. It's Nick Cannon, and
it's like every baby needs it. Every baby needs a turban.
Every baby needs a new turban to keep their heads
warn They got that soft spot. Okay, you dropped that baby.
Baby's got a little turban. It's very safe. That's that's smart,
(09:49):
and it's I mean the baby is likely nixt right,
so the terbic could be a diaper two. I'm turn around,
doubled up. All right, are your next? We you got?
Why Rachel Maddow? I mean she set you put her
on there. She set a whole different way to do
the news and I don't hang out with her that
(10:12):
much because we're on the same channel a different hours.
So I would love to roll with her. So picture
me rolling with Rachel Maddow. I like that. I like that,
Miss pat Who you got? I got Tucker Carson? Interesting?
Is this one time to do right by black people?
(10:35):
All right? Nick? Who's your second person? Nick? Oh, it's
gotta be Tory Lanes? Oh uh do tewn do town? Nick?
Who needs two feet when you're driving? Allegedly allegedly Ari,
(10:55):
who was your so I would go Maxine Waters because
she actually has a career years. Her career and life's
work in public service spans actual multiple eras, so on
a long drive we could talk about different eras. Yeah,
a lot of stories. Uh, miss Pat, who you got?
(11:15):
I'm from George. I gotta go with Stacy Able, say
thank you. See miss Stacy Aber, big black behinds in
the car with what's his name? I pick tu? Yeah,
the true racer. He sandwiched in between all that top. Yeah,
that's right, that's right, I can see it. Man. Who's
(11:38):
your final picnic? Oh, it's gotta it's gotta be Tom Brady. Okay,
I'm so proud to stay it on the board now
long I know, well, I feel like he's a little
lonely right now. I feel like Tom needs some company. Okay,
all right? Who you got? Well done out of this?
I do to Santis. First couple of hours he's lying
and dodging and weaving. But you said nine hours, so
(12:00):
maybe with fatigue, a little bit of light starvation, maybe
an hour eight we get something out of him. Ms Pat,
I'm going with Woody Allen because he's back dead and
I would like to be in his Wheel. I like
(12:21):
how you always look at me because I'm picking all
these white men. Don't pick nobody black. I picked Stacy.
I'd like to thank my panelists, even if their choice
of riding companions is a little suspect. I will be
right back with ray Day. Welcome back to hell of
(12:52):
a week now. Last week with one social media post,
my next guest, shine the Giant spotlight on two inescapable
inescapable realities Okay one Instagram definitely needs a character limit
and two if you think you knew all you needed
to know about the ray j Kim K sex tape
Superstar take again, please welcome singer, actor, entrepreneur. How are
(13:19):
you doing? My brother, my brothers, it's been a hell
of a week. Talk to me, man. I want to
ask you the question that's on everybody's minds. Man. Those earbuds, yes, okay,
bock at all because the name was with me when
I first started selling them, too, so I was heavy.
I was definitely heavy with it by dot com. I
(13:42):
didn't realize that the new season of the Kardashians started
this week, and that leads me to believe that all
of y'all o incle hoops together and all this drama's
been playing out. Talk to me now that talk to
me ray in a good world and a good like life.
That would have made more sense for me as well.
Like you know, that's what I thought too. How much
(14:03):
have you made off the table? I don't even know
it's as as it's still being. It's still making money
down to this day it is, but it's been lucrative
for both of y'all. Though. Put it like this, If
what they're saying I did it's true. Now, why didn't
you never sue me? True? I've never been sued, I've
(14:31):
never had a complaint, I've never been any of that. Right,
they would have threw me under the bus. They would
have threw me under the bus if they said I mean,
And that's just facts, right, And there's so many more
things that go with it. It's just now, um now
I'm not gonna yell it out now, I'm now I'm
going directly to the source to like really them them.
(14:53):
I feel like your legacy is bigger than that sextive.
It has been bigger than that sex tape. I don't
feel like that. I don't feel like we ever looked
at you and said after ray J is known for
I think she gets that more than you. She definitely does.
I felt, but but you gotta think, like even if everybody,
I feel like everybody just kind of let it go.
But the stitch, it's still down. It's not what you mean?
(15:19):
What did you? What you what you're talking about? What
you mean? I can't comment on people. You know. You
know what I'm saying, A Rome wasn't stuff. But what
I can say is that because again, like I still
have the utmost respect for for everybody in human man kind,
(15:42):
some of this ship is in Humane's being done to me,
you know what I'm saying. And I just I'm just
not gonna say here, and I defend myself and defend
my truth what I'm saying. They're just like, Okay, So
on the last season, on the last season, they had
the whole storyline where Kanye came and collected what was
allegedly another sex tape. You said there was never another tape,
(16:03):
So what was that about? Okay, without me diving too
much in because now we're down now, I already saw
you dive in. Ray That's why we're here, listen, That's
why we're here, right right, That's why we're here. It's
(16:24):
Comedy Central, fuck it, right, I just I don't I
don't want to, Like, I just will not roll over
and let this happen. Like I feel like it's like
David and Goliath, and I feel like I can I
can win against that whole tiring Like all you wanted
them to apologize and say, hey, all of y'all were
in on it together. There was no leak back in
(16:44):
the day, y'all playing this, y'all put it out, that's
all you want. And you get like like if because
I've been able to overcome all adversity, because God has
always had my back, right, And it's like you gotta think,
like if I'm almost at three million ear buds so old,
almost three million customers for just recon just that's just
this business, where would I be without that? Tell them
(17:07):
the valuation of racon too, You need to tell them that. Well,
I don't really like to do that, but like like
one fifty okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what I want? Fifty?
Are you gonna legally demanded an apology? Are you gonna
actually pursue a lawsuit? Said I made some legal stuff
happening Okay, it's gonna be some well, but just and
(17:27):
just think about it like this. But I'll me just
going through all of the facts. Right, I said what
I said. I said what I said. It's crickets over there,
no response, no nothing, nothing. How long has been like
two weeks? Silence? Nothing has Kanye said anything? Silence? Damn damn.
(17:53):
And they usually are the type of people that respond
fast and then they try to tell you right down,
like right away. It's just say a lot from just
that or what I mean about what I'm trying to
do and how I'm trying to survive. You know what
I'm saying as a black man, as a as a father.
The only thing I don't like when you and Kanye
y'all like to do the black man thing because it's like,
y'all never did I never. I never did I never yet.
(18:16):
But I didn't. I didn't. I didn't marry her. I
didn't marry her. You didn't. That's true. Yeah, I didn't
marry her. We had a relationship, but I move on.
That's true. You know what I'm saying. This is my
final question. If you had one wish, right, how does
this work out where there's an acceptable outcome for Raja.
I just want to clear my name man, like it's
(18:37):
like it's been even if it's that little small little
thing in there that gotta go again. I'm fighting for
my kids to know that their daddy is is a
great person who respects everybody. Like That's what I'm doing
when I didn't mark me father, ray Ja, my guy,
give it up for ray J. Y'all, thank you for
(18:58):
coming to night brother. When we come back more Hell
of a Week. Hey, welcome back to Hell of a Week. Now,
before we go, I want to talk about this thing
(19:19):
I recently discovered. This thing is called an Adam Levine. Okay,
it looks like this. It holds the TV show and
it even sings music with a band called Maroon five. Well,
Adam Levine got in trouble recently because it was revealed
that it was sneaking around on its pregnant wife. And
here's the shocking thing. Adam Levine asked the mistress's permission
(19:42):
to name the new baby after her. That's why I
called him and it and not at him, because no
human being is that stupid. Okay, now I can only
say two things. One, I've never felt more bled us
for being black, because as we all know, black men
(20:03):
don't cheat. All right, never mind what's going on with
Nilan siance. Okay and too. Let this be a lesson
to all you divesting black women who think race determines
how a man behaves in a relationship, because the grass
isn't always greener on the whiter side. Okay. I go
by the name of Charlemagne the God and it's been
a hell of a week. Come back for more next Thursday.
(20:25):
Now take turns when we runs in the office, So
be sure to listen to the Hell of a Week
with Charlemagne the God. Whoever you get your podcast, this
has been a Comedy Central podcast.
You're listening to Comedy Central. Thank you, Trevor, You clever,
clever mother fever. Now, according to the Centers for Disease Control,
STDs are on the rise in the US, including syphilis,
Godarilla and one point six million cases of colamdia. Now,
I'm not saying this is Nick Cannon's fault, but queen, now,
(00:24):
let's get it. Hold up, it's another one man knows
he's doing honest. Hey, uh, please say hello to the
(00:48):
dopest panel in late night. He's the start of hit
show Big Mouth and it Stand Up Special Little Big
Boy from mere September twenty seven from Netflix. It's Nick Crow,
y'all right, he's chief legal corresponding for MSNBC and the
host of MSNBC is the Beat. Alright, Melburn's Hell and
(01:10):
she's the star to Miss Pat Show and hosting a
podcast to Pat Down. Miss pattis here, y'all. And don't
forget we got Walking headline and Living Legend, Ray J
stopping by later in the show. And now it has
been a hell of a week. Can someone please tell
me why there has been more news coverage on ESPN
(01:30):
about Boston Celtics coach Email o'duka. I think I pronounced
that right. But there's been more news coverage about him
allegedly cheating on me Along than there is about welfare
queen Bret Fath allegedly cheating poor people in Mississippi out
of millions of dollars. I mean, look, don't get me wrong,
you can't lose n Along in the finals in the
same year, but you gotta pick a l okay media.
(01:52):
We gotta get our priorities in order. But here's what
I really want to talk about to night. Topic one's
a question on many people's mind. Who's gonna be the
GOP's presidential candidate In Ron De Santis and Donald Trump.
The Santis is making a strong case. When Trump goes low, well,
the Santist drops down and gets his egle onto right.
(02:15):
He's in a playing full of migrants the Martha's Vinyond,
which I still think is an evil genius move to
make the Democrats face their hypocrisy on immigrant issues when
they never have to deal with the cost in consequences.
But I digress. Ron is working over time to take
Trump spot, which is increasing speculation that he's gonna be
the GOP nominee in four so I need to go
to the panel. Ari. Who is worse for the country,
(02:36):
Donna Ran, That's a great question. Uh, Donald Trump's against democracy.
Ronda Santis wants to be like Donald Trump, so it
would be very close because he's really mimicking him. Uh
it's a bit like Drake said, you thought that we
were enemies, but the big you is like a mini me,
and Ronda Santis is actually trying to be Trump's mini me.
(02:58):
So it's it's low key pathet dick, but it's hitting
a lot of the things that the GOP bass likes. Nick.
Who do you think is worth of the country, Donna Ran,
I mean I think, Uh, here's the thing, I don't
know if I trust Donald Trump. Really shocking news, great people,
you just learned something that nobody know. I'm going down
(03:18):
on a limit here. There's something efficient about that guy.
But honestly, here's what I was saying. I'm I'm more
scared of the Santis because it's as bad as Trump is.
He's an incredibly ineffective manager, and so I'm more I'm
more afraid on some level Rhonda Santis. So I think
could actually accomplish some real deal, heavy bullshit. So That's
(03:42):
what scares me more. What do you think that pat
Who's worth with the country? Donna ran I, Man, I'm
just gonna say, I don't even know how they can
tell them alligator masturbators apart. They're too crazy as white
bees from Florida on only different deals. Why hair is
better than the other? Okay, okay, who do you all think?
(04:04):
The Democratic film? Definitely Donald Trump. Trump didn't get where
he is by copying someone else. He did his own,
whole personally crazy thing. De Sanders is just like, oh,
what you've been doing for five plus years politically, I'm
just gonna copy that? What if? What if? What he's
copud working and that's why he's copied it. Well, I
think it works on all of the boxes checked. But
(04:25):
that core Trump crazy. The tequila, Yeah, he doesn't have
that right. And the whole thing with Trump was like
America drank this tequila, got to be all crazy, woke
up with the hangover, and the question was was that
the real America or was that just the tequila? And
I think for anyone who still was holding out, and
you and I'm talking about this before we weren't holding out,
(04:46):
but for when it was holding out of Oh, well,
that was a moment of aberration. No, it wasn't, because
the entire Republican Party is backing not only the racism
and misogymy but also maybe just ending democracy, maybe having
instant actions on the regular um. And that also I'm
a little suspicious of that too. Yeah, I mean it's fair.
I just want to say, I drink to kill and
(05:06):
masturbated an alligator, and so for me, that's why I'm
moving to Florida. And they both got about I'll tell
y'all what though, If folks think both Trump and the
Santis are bad for the country, the niece cold asked
Democrats better start being about that action and find some courage.
If not, democracy is gonna vanish faster than lebronze hairline
(05:30):
topic too. Herschel Walker miss patched boy Uh, the former
University of Georgia football star and current Georgia standing at candidate,
is in the dudes again. The reason Herschel was a
legitimate contender is because you wouldn't be surprised at how
many people in Georgia sound just like him. Herschel is
(05:52):
speaking the language that they understand. Okay, While Ralpha, y'all
Warnock might be talking at and over people. Herschel is
talking to them, not to mention. Admitting he's not as
smart as rout of y'all Warnock probably makes him endearing
to a lot of people, and this might make war
Knock pull his punches during the debate because he doesn't
want to beat up on him too badly. Okay, ms Pat,
(06:12):
you know knocked out you on TV, but you're from Georgia. Okay,
push your walker. Remind me and I hate to say this,
Oh a black man that is ignorant with good six
that's it. I didn't know he got great sex because
I'm getting top light. Hush. Walker is dumb on paper,
but bad room action is five. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry.
(06:39):
You're a master communicator and my bugging do you think
my theory is correct? He could be communicating to a
certain view. I think you're onto something because if we're
talking about the politics, he's doing two things what you said. One,
identifying intellect like education is something that can be used
against you. And so if you're from a community or
a situation where you actually find that the smart people
(07:01):
and the lawyers and the people and the bankers and
they talk fancy, but really what they do is try
to use that against you or get one over on you. Then, yeah,
you might have a negative association with that. So I
don't think that's nuts too. He's doing something that happens
in politics all the time. George Bush benefited from it.
You do try to lower the expectations on your own
performance in campaign. That's really hush your Walker. I know
(07:25):
you want to, I know your political analyst, but I'm
a Nick Roll from the streets. Nick would you rather
March Walker? Well, I grew up I'm from New York,
but I grew up a Cowboys fan. Me too, So
I'm gonna move to Georgia and vote for herschel Walker,
you know, I got I gotta, I gotta excuse me, sir,
(07:47):
You're about to come to George and get buried in
that green fight dreams. I'm true. When we come back,
me and my panel are taking a trip down South,
and we got Ray j in the Bilgians. More Hell
of a Week, The judgmentues, Welcome back to Hell of
(08:17):
a Week. I'm blessed to still be joined by the
only panel that's cooler than the Polar Beast. Torn Nails,
I did that for? You are? Nick Crawl, r Melbourn,
MS Pat. Now, sometimes we see celebrities and politicians so
much we feel like we know them. But who would
you pick to actually spend time with? Who would you
want to hang with? Okay, we're gonna find out in
this week's edition. Up who you got. Here's the scenario.
(08:45):
Your cousin is having a baby shower in Houston. So
you're going on a nine hour road trip in a
regal with a broken CD player in four seats five
if you're squeezing. Okay, Now, your cousin is a big
political nerd, so she's invited Ron De Santis, Rachel Matt,
Maxine Waters, Megan Marco, Tucker Carlson, and Stacy Abrams. But
(09:07):
here's the thing about your cousin. She's also a whole
serious hole, okay, and she's not quite sure who the
baby daddy is. So she invited all the possible and
that's Tom Brady, Nick Cannon, of course, the my pillow guy,
Chris Jenna. I don't even know how that would work,
Tory ladies and Woody Allen. All Right, they all said yes,
(09:28):
and they all need a ride. Nick, you get first
pick who's the first person you put in that car?
And you gotta justify your answer. It's Nick Cannon, and
it's like every baby needs it. Every baby needs a turban.
Every baby needs a new turban to keep their heads
warn They got that soft spot. Okay, you dropped that baby.
Baby's got a little turban. It's very safe. That's that's smart,
(09:49):
and it's I mean the baby is likely nixt right,
so the terbic could be a diaper two. I'm turn around,
doubled up. All right, are your next? We you got?
Why Rachel Maddow? I mean she set you put her
on there. She set a whole different way to do
the news and I don't hang out with her that
(10:12):
much because we're on the same channel a different hours.
So I would love to roll with her. So picture
me rolling with Rachel Maddow. I like that. I like that,
Miss pat Who you got? I got Tucker Carson? Interesting?
Is this one time to do right by black people?
(10:35):
All right? Nick? Who's your second person? Nick? Oh, it's
gotta be Tory Lanes? Oh uh do tewn do town? Nick?
Who needs two feet when you're driving? Allegedly allegedly Ari,
(10:55):
who was your so I would go Maxine Waters because
she actually has a career years. Her career and life's
work in public service spans actual multiple eras, so on
a long drive we could talk about different eras. Yeah,
a lot of stories. Uh, miss Pat, who you got?
(11:15):
I'm from George. I gotta go with Stacy Able, say
thank you. See miss Stacy Aber, big black behinds in
the car with what's his name? I pick tu? Yeah,
the true racer. He sandwiched in between all that top. Yeah,
that's right, that's right, I can see it. Man. Who's
(11:38):
your final picnic? Oh, it's gotta it's gotta be Tom Brady. Okay,
I'm so proud to stay it on the board now
long I know, well, I feel like he's a little
lonely right now. I feel like Tom needs some company. Okay,
all right? Who you got? Well done out of this?
I do to Santis. First couple of hours he's lying
and dodging and weaving. But you said nine hours, so
(12:00):
maybe with fatigue, a little bit of light starvation, maybe
an hour eight we get something out of him. Ms Pat,
I'm going with Woody Allen because he's back dead and
I would like to be in his Wheel. I like
(12:21):
how you always look at me because I'm picking all
these white men. Don't pick nobody black. I picked Stacy.
I'd like to thank my panelists, even if their choice
of riding companions is a little suspect. I will be
right back with ray Day. Welcome back to hell of
(12:52):
a week now. Last week with one social media post,
my next guest, shine the Giant spotlight on two inescapable
inescapable realities Okay one Instagram definitely needs a character limit
and two if you think you knew all you needed
to know about the ray j Kim K sex tape
Superstar take again, please welcome singer, actor, entrepreneur. How are
(13:19):
you doing? My brother, my brothers, it's been a hell
of a week. Talk to me, man. I want to
ask you the question that's on everybody's minds. Man. Those earbuds, yes, okay,
bock at all because the name was with me when
I first started selling them, too, so I was heavy.
I was definitely heavy with it by dot com. I
(13:42):
didn't realize that the new season of the Kardashians started
this week, and that leads me to believe that all
of y'all o incle hoops together and all this drama's
been playing out. Talk to me now that talk to
me ray in a good world and a good like life.
That would have made more sense for me as well.
Like you know, that's what I thought too. How much
(14:03):
have you made off the table? I don't even know
it's as as it's still being. It's still making money
down to this day it is, but it's been lucrative
for both of y'all. Though. Put it like this, If
what they're saying I did it's true. Now, why didn't
you never sue me? True? I've never been sued, I've
(14:31):
never had a complaint, I've never been any of that. Right,
they would have threw me under the bus. They would
have threw me under the bus if they said I mean,
And that's just facts, right, And there's so many more
things that go with it. It's just now, um now
I'm not gonna yell it out now, I'm now I'm
going directly to the source to like really them them.
(14:53):
I feel like your legacy is bigger than that sextive.
It has been bigger than that sex tape. I don't
feel like that. I don't feel like we ever looked
at you and said after ray J is known for
I think she gets that more than you. She definitely does.
I felt, but but you gotta think, like even if everybody,
I feel like everybody just kind of let it go.
But the stitch, it's still down. It's not what you mean?
(15:19):
What did you? What you what you're talking about? What
you mean? I can't comment on people. You know. You
know what I'm saying, A Rome wasn't stuff. But what
I can say is that because again, like I still
have the utmost respect for for everybody in human man kind,
(15:42):
some of this ship is in Humane's being done to me,
you know what I'm saying. And I just I'm just
not gonna say here, and I defend myself and defend
my truth what I'm saying. They're just like, Okay, So
on the last season, on the last season, they had
the whole storyline where Kanye came and collected what was
allegedly another sex tape. You said there was never another tape,
(16:03):
So what was that about? Okay, without me diving too
much in because now we're down now, I already saw
you dive in. Ray That's why we're here, listen, That's
why we're here, right right, That's why we're here. It's
(16:24):
Comedy Central, fuck it, right, I just I don't I
don't want to, Like, I just will not roll over
and let this happen. Like I feel like it's like
David and Goliath, and I feel like I can I
can win against that whole tiring Like all you wanted
them to apologize and say, hey, all of y'all were
in on it together. There was no leak back in
(16:44):
the day, y'all playing this, y'all put it out, that's
all you want. And you get like like if because
I've been able to overcome all adversity, because God has
always had my back, right, And it's like you gotta think,
like if I'm almost at three million ear buds so old,
almost three million customers for just recon just that's just
this business, where would I be without that? Tell them
(17:07):
the valuation of racon too, You need to tell them that. Well,
I don't really like to do that, but like like
one fifty okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what I want? Fifty?
Are you gonna legally demanded an apology? Are you gonna
actually pursue a lawsuit? Said I made some legal stuff
happening Okay, it's gonna be some well, but just and
(17:27):
just think about it like this. But I'll me just
going through all of the facts. Right, I said what
I said. I said what I said. It's crickets over there,
no response, no nothing, nothing. How long has been like
two weeks? Silence? Nothing has Kanye said anything? Silence? Damn damn.
(17:53):
And they usually are the type of people that respond
fast and then they try to tell you right down,
like right away. It's just say a lot from just
that or what I mean about what I'm trying to
do and how I'm trying to survive. You know what
I'm saying as a black man, as a as a father.
The only thing I don't like when you and Kanye
y'all like to do the black man thing because it's like,
y'all never did I never. I never did I never yet.
(18:16):
But I didn't. I didn't. I didn't marry her. I
didn't marry her. You didn't. That's true. Yeah, I didn't
marry her. We had a relationship, but I move on.
That's true. You know what I'm saying. This is my
final question. If you had one wish, right, how does
this work out where there's an acceptable outcome for Raja.
I just want to clear my name man, like it's
(18:37):
like it's been even if it's that little small little
thing in there that gotta go again. I'm fighting for
my kids to know that their daddy is is a
great person who respects everybody. Like That's what I'm doing
when I didn't mark me father, ray Ja, my guy,
give it up for ray J. Y'all, thank you for
(18:58):
coming to night brother. When we come back more Hell
of a Week. Hey, welcome back to Hell of a Week. Now,
before we go, I want to talk about this thing
(19:19):
I recently discovered. This thing is called an Adam Levine. Okay,
it looks like this. It holds the TV show and
it even sings music with a band called Maroon five. Well,
Adam Levine got in trouble recently because it was revealed
that it was sneaking around on its pregnant wife. And
here's the shocking thing. Adam Levine asked the mistress's permission
(19:42):
to name the new baby after her. That's why I
called him and it and not at him, because no
human being is that stupid. Okay, now I can only
say two things. One, I've never felt more bled us
for being black, because as we all know, black men
(20:03):
don't cheat. All right, never mind what's going on with
Nilan siance. Okay and too. Let this be a lesson
to all you divesting black women who think race determines
how a man behaves in a relationship, because the grass
isn't always greener on the whiter side. Okay. I go
by the name of Charlemagne the God and it's been
a hell of a week. Come back for more next Thursday.
(20:25):
Now take turns when we runs in the office, So
be sure to listen to the Hell of a Week
with Charlemagne the God. Whoever you get your podcast, this
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