April 17, 2025 • 23 mins
Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode where Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Motherfucking mini episode. Mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Tell me, is there any more room for me in
those genes?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
There?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The podcasts at times deep into the pockets of black
conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And we finally worked to prove the theories that you
bitches have at home.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's a motherfucking mini episode. Come on, also, grateful in
those genes. Come on, man. That that was a great song,
big dog.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That was last minute that came to me at the
That was a fucking a hail Mary that I threw
right at the end.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I loved it. Any song where they use the word scrumptuous,
I'm in it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They don't use it enough in music, I'd say.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And I can't use it in life because they'll put
me on the list. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You can't just show up places being like I'm I'm
what's what's the most scrumptious thing on.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You being a single man. No, it's insane. Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think it'd be worse if you say around your family,
because then they're like, oh that guy, he may not
hit him but he's doing some fucked up ship.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah. Yeah. If I heard it, if I heard my
father say scrumptious, I would be like, this guy's not
going to protect me from anything. Ain't my daddy no more.
I'll tell you that right now. I thought he was
the same old g.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I saw Genuine at the airport.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The other day.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I saw Olivia at the airport. Okay, yeah, I thought
maybe you were. I was hoping it was. Yeah, but no,
You're like, no, I saw I saw the lady we
always talked to.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But at the airport. Is fun to see friends.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sydney Washington too, Yeah, it is nice to see friends.
I saw Donnelle Rawlings laying across four seats and I
was like, you had a night man.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Good for you. Yeah, crazy, it happens again. Everybody was
going crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm not even gonna judge you, but you probably shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't know you were shot, you were shining bright,
you were on stage, and it was yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm not on stage. I'm not an on stage ass
man when it comes to the dancing and ship. But
but I got pulled up by by a few folks
and sipher sounds was DJing and and it all felt right.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So you had followed the train. It was not bad
at all. Hell yeah, I was. They were.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That was the point in the evening where they were
kicking people off the stage because they were claiming it
was gonna break. And so there was a part of
me that felt like, I don't belong up here.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
This is danger. Everything's gonna go a right. But it
worked out. No, you looked definite make care of there.
It was cool. Everybody was swagsurfing. Olivia was like, I
love the club.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It was a crazy time. But we're not here.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, no, you're about to say it, and I'm not
gonna stop you go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
We're not here to talk about a crazy time we
all had in the club. We are here to get
to one of these motherfucking emails. Motherfucking emails for a
motherfucking mini episode. This one, I gotta admit, this one.
I think excited both of us when we heard the
subject line, which is smoking weed, lip color, and pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Come on, that's that's that's a hook.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, two things. I'm very interested. One I would rather
have nothing to do with sure, And you guys.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm curious to find out what that third is.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's not the one you think. It's not the one
you think.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's a it's a hell of a hook. And I
will encourage our listeners to to think more about their
subject lines as they approach us. There are a lot
of subject lines that sort of that sort of lack
the luster that your emails actually have. And we are
we are thoughts. Maybe hook us in show up with
a bottle and a sprinkler, fucking one of them things.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Sparkler poked poked out the top of it. That's what
I need. I need bottle service energy. From the first line,
hook me all caps is good.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I know those girls ain't happy dancing. I know they
don't give a fuck about pouring me a bottle of Tito's,
but god, they don't even like me. I'm still happy
they're doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm glad you got a job. But yeah, so
step your captions up. But let's read this. Let's I'm
very excited about this. It starts out to you. Yeah,
I was about to say, you got it? Do you
want you want to read it? You can read it? No,
Hell no, I just don't like everybody to know on
this podcast. I also know how to read.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I actually think and we we saw this in one
of our previous episodes. I think you might be a
better reader than I am. I'm not a strong reader,
and yet I've taken on this responsibility and so I'm
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
All right, all right, here we go. I got it.
I fuck it up immediately, all right, sound it out? Hi?
All right, Hi, David and Langston. I might have made
this up, but I don't think I did. Have y'all
heard of this? Okay, here's how it goes a lot
of preamble if you smoke it, I like.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I like that it says, have y'all heard of this?
And then there's a giant space of nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Remember you're not actually talking to us when you're writing there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, well, there's no these these pregnant poses they doing
as much for us as you think they are.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But we're excited all the same. Just type that shit out,
all right. Okay, here's how it goes. If you smoke
a lot of weed while you're pregnant, your baby will
be born with darker lips. I remember being a kid,
and all my friends with darker lips had mamas who
smoked weed. Sad face, did I make this up? My
(06:22):
boyfriend looked at me like I was crazy when I
said it to him. I'd love to hear your thoughts
slash analysis of this very relevant issue. Thanks mel Well.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
First of all, mel I I don't think and I'm
I'm cautious to say this. I don't think you're supposed
to smoke weed while you're pregnant.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I don't agree disagree.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I hope that there aren't as many people in your
life that are that are victims of a weed smoking
pregnant woman as you think there are. I hope that
that's it's far less common than you you think it is.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
This makes me feel like trash because I think I
know a lot of women who have smoked during pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Like weed or cigarette like we are. So cigarettes is crazy,
but weed is perfectly okay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I mean, I don't know the I'm not a doctor
like sin. I'm just one man here with you. I
don't specialize in natal care of any type. I'm just
saying I've known or post a lot, but I think
I probably known you know three four women who have
like been like, yeah, I smoked during my pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And when they smoked was this, Like, are they telling
you this is like nah, I smoked, like I regularly smoke,
or they just had a a hit once while they
were pregnant, because I think those are different games.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't think they were copping ounces, but I
think like every now and again they'd have a little
weed and yeah, yeah, yeah, take the edge of.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Prive oxygen from their babies. Unform armed brain.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Listen, the baby also loves dance hall. Now, so the
baby walks in every room like wagwan daddy. Yeah, I
mean it's kind of like giving your kid a head
start on life.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, of either being at the finish line or or
the most awesome person that's ever existed.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hard to know. And that's the thing that's a thin
line with that prenatal stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, Okay, let's let's unpack some of these women in
your life that you know who have smoked weed while
pregnant or at least have admitted it. Uh, black women are.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
One and then two poor white women.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, that that checks out, and then that statistically feels correct.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And then.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Those children, any of them born with especially dark lips,
do you feel like they're they're little black lipped babies
white or black, darker lipped babies that you've seen.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
No, but these were also maybe kids that weren't going
to do that great based on circums. They were gonna
be dirty, sure, but no, no dark lit dark lip.
But is a person who has dark lips. I'm just saying,
like my mom does. My mom doesn't smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, and she's never smoked weed.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Sure, he's out.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, So there is some possibility that your mom in
her heyday was smoking while pregnant with you and then
made other choices.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
First of all, watch your mouth when regarding my mother
and any type.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
No, I mean I don't think that she uh, she
was like nineteen. I highly doubt it that she was
smoke while she was pregnant with me. And then my
other brothers know, so I don't. I think I've heard
this dark lips thing a lot. We were talking about it.
It's like in Friday when his uncle is like, I
know you smoked because your lips are turning black. Right,
(10:17):
I've always just had black lips. Yeah, I'm not a
red lip guy. Well, we've never bonded about this.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
My mom was nineteen when she was pregnant.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
With me too. Oh yeah, that's why we have the
same weird issues.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, we're both the products of teen pregnancies.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we seek validation for money.
Crazy how that kind of thing happens.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
But one of the things I guess I've always wondered
with the dark lip theory, and this almost like super seeds,
it a little bit or changes what I thought was
a shit. I thought the lips were dark because the
literal like heat from the smoke was like burning your
lips to a darker color.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
We were actually burnt.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I think that was what I thought was being implied
by your lips getting dark while smoking. And I'm now
realizing that it's meant to be that the weed smoke
then like lives in the in the pores of your lips.
I don't quite understand what's turning your lips dark.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Also, if I had like super red lips, I feel
like I would look like some type of a drawing
of what some type of a painting of what white
people think black people look like.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Listen, yeah, I want to be respectful when I say this,
but but if you had big.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Old, you have to say big old, you have to
say big.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
If you had them, big old red lips, you be
proven a lot of white people, right, you be proven
a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Of mean white people.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't like at all.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't like it either. I don't want them to
be right. I think you're gorgeous. I think you're gorgeous
the way God and or we smoke made you. But
but I I am saying that you if you have
red lips, that'd be a problem.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It would be it would be an issue. I wouldn't.
I'm so glad. And now I'm like going back. I'm
trying to look at pictures of me younger, and I
don't worried that maybe my lips have darkened over time.
Oh that maybe you smoked your lips dark and not. Uh,
let's see again when you say it, I don't like
how it sounds.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, buddy, I'm just listing the facts here.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'm not. I'm not. Here's a picture of me as
a child. Now I am next to two half black kids,
so maybe it makes me look darker, but my lips
do look brighter.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, And it's also hard when your lips are stretched out.
I think that's when they read.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, I mean I don't like that. Yeah, that's tough man.
What about you have you always had? You have pretty
pink lips?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, I didn't like the way you said that.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Listen, it's coming from both sides of the fence right now.
This is the important rate.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I also didn't like that you rubbed your hands together
when you said it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Felt this is a video. Don't do that to me.
Don't do that. Don't do that to me For our
listeners who.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Don't watch the YouTube, Bory rubbed his hands together like
birdman and say, hey, you've got pretty pink lips. I'm
sorry if that made me uncomfortable. I don't know what
it's implying, but but it didn't care for it. Yeah,
I think my lips have more or less been around
this same color. And I but I didn't start smoking
(13:48):
weed until very late how life, like thirties. I'm like, no,
I use that pack ship and it's it's technicly e vate,
but it has like real flour in it. I'm not
using like the liquid shit. After everybody claimed that we
were dying from from the vaporizers, even though I secretly
(14:11):
think that that was just early COVID and nobody addresses
it anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I mean, I know some dudes who fill those gel
pens themselves, the gel ones. Yeah, I wouldn't. The operation
is shaky.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Sure that, like you know for a fact, this is
not a person who should be supplying anybody with a
a unmarked liquid.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I feel like I've gone too far. But anyway, but to.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Go back to whatever they're selling, keep buying.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, no, no, no, you know, because who knows he
was invested in it. So I think where we start
with this is is lip color fluctuating during a lifetime? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
If are our lips getting getting lighter and darker into that,
I would say, I would say yes. I think I've
definitely seen it happen in people in my life and
other you know around me and shit where somebody had
a pinker lip and then suddenly had like a darker lip.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And I do think that some of it is maturation.
But I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I wouldn't argue with somebody if they were like yo,
they smoke a lot and that's why their lips look
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
What I worry is that the darker lip is significant,
is like I think that I worry that the darker
light lip might be synonymous with a decline. Does that
make sense? Okay? Per example, Keith Murray's lips. Did you
see the new the most recent Keith Murray videos worries
wild'n out talking about fucking everybody and stuff? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I did, Yes, of course I've I was worried there
was a newer Keith video.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No, no, no, that I needed to enjoy. But yes,
there's he is.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
He's he's fugging everybody and he's real into act out.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Great act outs, great act outs. But yeah, I don't
think his lips were that black when he was like
doing like that song with r Kelly or like with
the I think his lips got blacker as his life
got worse.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Here's what I think when I think about like weed
smoke related blackening or smoke related blackening, is that I
do think that it is you can see the remnants
of what used to be the original color, and you
can see the blackened lip. I don't think it's like
a full, clean, fucking palette of new lip that is blackened.
(16:46):
I think you just have black lip and then in
the cracks you could see where the pink used to
be and shit.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Oh, see, that's how you know mine is natural. My
shit's like it's a flat it's a flat black. It's
just flat. That's just that's what. Listen.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They dip that paint stick in and it comes out
that color that.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
God had one brush for me.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, it's when you see that, uh, that swirl effect.
I think that you that motherfucker smoked his lips that way.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
So now to reverse engineer this and take it back
to the idea of pregnancy. I think that you could
pass a lot of things onto your kid via weed,
a love of nacho cheese, an inherent sense of rhythm.
But I don't think that black lips is what is
gonna come.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, I agree. I think that that black lips is
more of a genetic thing. I would imagine that like,
if if your kid has dark lips, you probably have
dark lips, and that includes white people.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I guess you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Sometimes have darker lips than than your other white counterparts.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't know everybody are all yeah, y'all.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Sometimes I'm out blonde and then turned brown.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Show?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I was thinking about this. I saw Porno and I
was thinking about this. I was like, I never seen
a white dick that looked like it was supposed to
be on there.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Whoa, Yeah, they're they're that deep purple, but not in
a you know, not in an attractive way.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
It almost it looks like, yeah, look like they're going
through a divorce. Dick looked like she took the kids.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
She says she's uh, says she's coming back for her
stuff on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
That big smoking marbles.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I swear to God, if I if she just would
hear me out, it's not a divorce they wanted.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
They're not like happy about it. Oh No, it's like
he's going also has to work full time through it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
White penises look like they're holding their breath in a
way that I don't care for one bit.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I think they might have the worst looking dis Yeah,
I I haven't seen a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Cautious, I don't know that I've seen enough Asian penises was.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Exactly what I was thinking. Or Latino.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, I think I've seen more Latino penises than Asian.
But I haven't seen a ton of Asian to really
be able to weigh in on this thing as much
as i'd like. But but of the ones I've seen,
white penises are the worst.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, that's what I would say. I would Yeah, And
you know, email us, let us know what you guys
think about it. Who has I mean, obviously we know
who's first.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
But more importantly, we don't need you. Just send us
physical evidence. Just just send us. I want to be
really clear about what we're asking for here. I don't
need your pictures to prove it. I just I would
just love your words, Yeah, to explain what you think
(20:00):
think is the the range of quality as it relates
to penises.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And also, though once again we do know who the
top is the British name of their entire broadcast channel
after it.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
For a reason, it took me a second, but that's
a classic.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
You just dra after it. I think I've been in
the zone.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's like a lot of little things that lead to
a big thing. Brush my teeth this morning, exercise, I
feel good. The point is so, yeah, that's what I
think about that. What do you what do you? What
do you fall on it? I think I think it's
probably a genetic thing.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I think if your baby was born with dark lips,
it's it's probably something that runs in your family. And
and more importantly, please stop smoking. Weed with your child
inside of you. I get that that sometimes you need
a break, and I understand that science isn't always correct
on things, but I think that weed and any kind
of smoke going into your body can't.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Be helping the babies. So don't do that. You heard it.
Your first length sy cermin encourages the use of edibles
throughout your entire pregnancy. Listen, the facts are out on
that one.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I truly I'm not even going way in because I
truly don't know, but the smoke is one percent not
a thing you should be doing.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And if you.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Feel differently, if there's somebody out there, a doctor or
a motherfucker who just has watched enough YouTube that wants
to refute that, feel free.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I listen. I'll read it, and I'll probably still disagree
with you, but I'm excited. Also, stay off the trampolines.
Oh yeah, I know that one. I know that one's real.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, our doctor didn't so much warn us about that,
I think just because oh okay, yeah, we're just far
enough in our thirties that she wasn't. She wasn't like
I got to keep these motherfuckers off a trampoline.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
They kill that baby.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yes, don't don't smoke weed while pregnant, and don't trampoline either,
it's probably not good.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, just get your workout some other way.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, there there's lots of options. Touch touch stuff. I
don't know what pregnant ladies have to do to work out.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I think there's some kind of a pool class you
could get in on, you know, with the resistance and
like some of those water weights.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, lay down and lift your leg up and then
lift the other leg up.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
That sounds right. Just don't until you have the kid.
This is your time to rest.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
No fuck that, Get in the goddamn gym and fix it.
Fix it before it's broken. Fucking fix it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I didn't like that, will Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And most importantly, if you want to send us your
own drops, if you want to send us your own
conspiracy theories, send to Mymama pod at gmail dot com.
Don't you send us no dick pics. That's that's the
whole thing. That's the whole shebang. Bye Bitch City by City.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Tell me, is there any more room for me in
those genes?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
There?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The podcasts at times deep into the pockets of black
conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And we finally worked to prove the theories that you
bitches have at home.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's a motherfucking mini episode. Come on, also, grateful in
those genes. Come on, man. That that was a great song,
big dog.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That was last minute that came to me at the
That was a fucking a hail Mary that I threw
right at the end.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I loved it. Any song where they use the word scrumptuous,
I'm in it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They don't use it enough in music, I'd say.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And I can't use it in life because they'll put
me on the list. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You can't just show up places being like I'm I'm
what's what's the most scrumptious thing on.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You being a single man. No, it's insane. Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think it'd be worse if you say around your family,
because then they're like, oh that guy, he may not
hit him but he's doing some fucked up ship.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah. Yeah. If I heard it, if I heard my
father say scrumptious, I would be like, this guy's not
going to protect me from anything. Ain't my daddy no more.
I'll tell you that right now. I thought he was
the same old g.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I saw Genuine at the airport.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The other day.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I saw Olivia at the airport. Okay, yeah, I thought
maybe you were. I was hoping it was. Yeah, but no,
You're like, no, I saw I saw the lady we
always talked to.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But at the airport. Is fun to see friends.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sydney Washington too, Yeah, it is nice to see friends.
I saw Donnelle Rawlings laying across four seats and I
was like, you had a night man.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Good for you. Yeah, crazy, it happens again. Everybody was
going crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm not even gonna judge you, but you probably shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't know you were shot, you were shining bright,
you were on stage, and it was yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm not on stage. I'm not an on stage ass
man when it comes to the dancing and ship. But
but I got pulled up by by a few folks
and sipher sounds was DJing and and it all felt right.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So you had followed the train. It was not bad
at all. Hell yeah, I was. They were.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That was the point in the evening where they were
kicking people off the stage because they were claiming it
was gonna break. And so there was a part of
me that felt like, I don't belong up here.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
This is danger. Everything's gonna go a right. But it
worked out. No, you looked definite make care of there.
It was cool. Everybody was swagsurfing. Olivia was like, I
love the club.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It was a crazy time. But we're not here.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, no, you're about to say it, and I'm not
gonna stop you go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
We're not here to talk about a crazy time we
all had in the club. We are here to get
to one of these motherfucking emails. Motherfucking emails for a
motherfucking mini episode. This one, I gotta admit, this one.
I think excited both of us when we heard the
subject line, which is smoking weed, lip color, and pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Come on, that's that's that's a hook.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, two things. I'm very interested. One I would rather
have nothing to do with sure, And you guys.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm curious to find out what that third is.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's not the one you think. It's not the one
you think.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's a it's a hell of a hook. And I
will encourage our listeners to to think more about their
subject lines as they approach us. There are a lot
of subject lines that sort of that sort of lack
the luster that your emails actually have. And we are
we are thoughts. Maybe hook us in show up with
a bottle and a sprinkler, fucking one of them things.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Sparkler poked poked out the top of it. That's what
I need. I need bottle service energy. From the first line,
hook me all caps is good.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I know those girls ain't happy dancing. I know they
don't give a fuck about pouring me a bottle of Tito's,
but god, they don't even like me. I'm still happy
they're doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm glad you got a job. But yeah, so
step your captions up. But let's read this. Let's I'm
very excited about this. It starts out to you. Yeah,
I was about to say, you got it? Do you
want you want to read it? You can read it? No,
Hell no, I just don't like everybody to know on
this podcast. I also know how to read.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I actually think and we we saw this in one
of our previous episodes. I think you might be a
better reader than I am. I'm not a strong reader,
and yet I've taken on this responsibility and so I'm
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
All right, all right, here we go. I got it.
I fuck it up immediately, all right, sound it out? Hi?
All right, Hi, David and Langston. I might have made
this up, but I don't think I did. Have y'all
heard of this? Okay, here's how it goes a lot
of preamble if you smoke it, I like.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I like that it says, have y'all heard of this?
And then there's a giant space of nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Remember you're not actually talking to us when you're writing there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, well, there's no these these pregnant poses they doing
as much for us as you think they are.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But we're excited all the same. Just type that shit out,
all right. Okay, here's how it goes. If you smoke
a lot of weed while you're pregnant, your baby will
be born with darker lips. I remember being a kid,
and all my friends with darker lips had mamas who
smoked weed. Sad face, did I make this up? My
(06:22):
boyfriend looked at me like I was crazy when I
said it to him. I'd love to hear your thoughts
slash analysis of this very relevant issue. Thanks mel Well.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
First of all, mel I I don't think and I'm
I'm cautious to say this. I don't think you're supposed
to smoke weed while you're pregnant.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I don't agree disagree.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I hope that there aren't as many people in your
life that are that are victims of a weed smoking
pregnant woman as you think there are. I hope that
that's it's far less common than you you think it is.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
This makes me feel like trash because I think I
know a lot of women who have smoked during pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Like weed or cigarette like we are. So cigarettes is crazy,
but weed is perfectly okay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I mean, I don't know the I'm not a doctor
like sin. I'm just one man here with you. I
don't specialize in natal care of any type. I'm just
saying I've known or post a lot, but I think
I probably known you know three four women who have
like been like, yeah, I smoked during my pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And when they smoked was this, Like, are they telling
you this is like nah, I smoked, like I regularly smoke,
or they just had a a hit once while they
were pregnant, because I think those are different games.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't think they were copping ounces, but I
think like every now and again they'd have a little
weed and yeah, yeah, yeah, take the edge of.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Prive oxygen from their babies. Unform armed brain.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Listen, the baby also loves dance hall. Now, so the
baby walks in every room like wagwan daddy. Yeah, I
mean it's kind of like giving your kid a head
start on life.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, of either being at the finish line or or
the most awesome person that's ever existed.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hard to know. And that's the thing that's a thin
line with that prenatal stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, Okay, let's let's unpack some of these women in
your life that you know who have smoked weed while
pregnant or at least have admitted it. Uh, black women are.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
One and then two poor white women.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, that that checks out, and then that statistically feels correct.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And then.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Those children, any of them born with especially dark lips,
do you feel like they're they're little black lipped babies
white or black, darker lipped babies that you've seen.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
No, but these were also maybe kids that weren't going
to do that great based on circums. They were gonna
be dirty, sure, but no, no dark lit dark lip.
But is a person who has dark lips. I'm just saying,
like my mom does. My mom doesn't smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, and she's never smoked weed.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Sure, he's out.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, So there is some possibility that your mom in
her heyday was smoking while pregnant with you and then
made other choices.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
First of all, watch your mouth when regarding my mother
and any type.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
No, I mean I don't think that she uh, she
was like nineteen. I highly doubt it that she was
smoke while she was pregnant with me. And then my
other brothers know, so I don't. I think I've heard
this dark lips thing a lot. We were talking about it.
It's like in Friday when his uncle is like, I
know you smoked because your lips are turning black. Right,
(10:17):
I've always just had black lips. Yeah, I'm not a
red lip guy. Well, we've never bonded about this.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
My mom was nineteen when she was pregnant.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
With me too. Oh yeah, that's why we have the
same weird issues.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, we're both the products of teen pregnancies.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we seek validation for money.
Crazy how that kind of thing happens.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
But one of the things I guess I've always wondered
with the dark lip theory, and this almost like super seeds,
it a little bit or changes what I thought was
a shit. I thought the lips were dark because the
literal like heat from the smoke was like burning your
lips to a darker color.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
We were actually burnt.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I think that was what I thought was being implied
by your lips getting dark while smoking. And I'm now
realizing that it's meant to be that the weed smoke
then like lives in the in the pores of your lips.
I don't quite understand what's turning your lips dark.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Also, if I had like super red lips, I feel
like I would look like some type of a drawing
of what some type of a painting of what white
people think black people look like.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Listen, yeah, I want to be respectful when I say this,
but but if you had big.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Old, you have to say big old, you have to
say big.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
If you had them, big old red lips, you be
proven a lot of white people, right, you be proven
a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Of mean white people.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I don't like at all.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't like it either. I don't want them to
be right. I think you're gorgeous. I think you're gorgeous
the way God and or we smoke made you. But
but I I am saying that you if you have
red lips, that'd be a problem.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It would be it would be an issue. I wouldn't.
I'm so glad. And now I'm like going back. I'm
trying to look at pictures of me younger, and I
don't worried that maybe my lips have darkened over time.
Oh that maybe you smoked your lips dark and not. Uh,
let's see again when you say it, I don't like
how it sounds.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, buddy, I'm just listing the facts here.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'm not. I'm not. Here's a picture of me as
a child. Now I am next to two half black kids,
so maybe it makes me look darker, but my lips
do look brighter.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, And it's also hard when your lips are stretched out.
I think that's when they read.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, I mean I don't like that. Yeah, that's tough man.
What about you have you always had? You have pretty
pink lips?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, I didn't like the way you said that.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Listen, it's coming from both sides of the fence right now.
This is the important rate.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I also didn't like that you rubbed your hands together
when you said it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Felt this is a video. Don't do that to me.
Don't do that. Don't do that to me For our
listeners who.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Don't watch the YouTube, Bory rubbed his hands together like
birdman and say, hey, you've got pretty pink lips. I'm
sorry if that made me uncomfortable. I don't know what
it's implying, but but it didn't care for it. Yeah,
I think my lips have more or less been around
this same color. And I but I didn't start smoking
(13:48):
weed until very late how life, like thirties. I'm like, no,
I use that pack ship and it's it's technicly e vate,
but it has like real flour in it. I'm not
using like the liquid shit. After everybody claimed that we
were dying from from the vaporizers, even though I secretly
(14:11):
think that that was just early COVID and nobody addresses
it anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I mean, I know some dudes who fill those gel
pens themselves, the gel ones. Yeah, I wouldn't. The operation
is shaky.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Sure that, like you know for a fact, this is
not a person who should be supplying anybody with a
a unmarked liquid.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I feel like I've gone too far. But anyway, but to.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Go back to whatever they're selling, keep buying.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, no, no, no, you know, because who knows he
was invested in it. So I think where we start
with this is is lip color fluctuating during a lifetime? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
If are our lips getting getting lighter and darker into that,
I would say, I would say yes. I think I've
definitely seen it happen in people in my life and
other you know around me and shit where somebody had
a pinker lip and then suddenly had like a darker lip.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And I do think that some of it is maturation.
But I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I wouldn't argue with somebody if they were like yo,
they smoke a lot and that's why their lips look
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
What I worry is that the darker lip is significant,
is like I think that I worry that the darker
light lip might be synonymous with a decline. Does that
make sense? Okay? Per example, Keith Murray's lips. Did you
see the new the most recent Keith Murray videos worries
wild'n out talking about fucking everybody and stuff? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I did, Yes, of course I've I was worried there
was a newer Keith video.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No, no, no, that I needed to enjoy. But yes,
there's he is.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
He's he's fugging everybody and he's real into act out.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Great act outs, great act outs. But yeah, I don't
think his lips were that black when he was like
doing like that song with r Kelly or like with
the I think his lips got blacker as his life
got worse.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Here's what I think when I think about like weed
smoke related blackening or smoke related blackening, is that I
do think that it is you can see the remnants
of what used to be the original color, and you
can see the blackened lip. I don't think it's like
a full, clean, fucking palette of new lip that is blackened.
(16:46):
I think you just have black lip and then in
the cracks you could see where the pink used to
be and shit.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Oh, see, that's how you know mine is natural. My
shit's like it's a flat it's a flat black. It's
just flat. That's just that's what. Listen.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They dip that paint stick in and it comes out
that color that.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
God had one brush for me.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, it's when you see that, uh, that swirl effect.
I think that you that motherfucker smoked his lips that way.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
So now to reverse engineer this and take it back
to the idea of pregnancy. I think that you could
pass a lot of things onto your kid via weed,
a love of nacho cheese, an inherent sense of rhythm.
But I don't think that black lips is what is
gonna come.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, I agree. I think that that black lips is
more of a genetic thing. I would imagine that like,
if if your kid has dark lips, you probably have
dark lips, and that includes white people.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I guess you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Sometimes have darker lips than than your other white counterparts.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't know everybody are all yeah, y'all.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Sometimes I'm out blonde and then turned brown.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Show?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I was thinking about this. I saw Porno and I
was thinking about this. I was like, I never seen
a white dick that looked like it was supposed to
be on there.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Whoa, Yeah, they're they're that deep purple, but not in
a you know, not in an attractive way.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
It almost it looks like, yeah, look like they're going
through a divorce. Dick looked like she took the kids.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
She says she's uh, says she's coming back for her
stuff on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
That big smoking marbles.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I swear to God, if I if she just would
hear me out, it's not a divorce they wanted.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
They're not like happy about it. Oh No, it's like
he's going also has to work full time through it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
White penises look like they're holding their breath in a
way that I don't care for one bit.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I think they might have the worst looking dis Yeah,
I I haven't seen a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Cautious, I don't know that I've seen enough Asian penises was.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Exactly what I was thinking. Or Latino.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, I think I've seen more Latino penises than Asian.
But I haven't seen a ton of Asian to really
be able to weigh in on this thing as much
as i'd like. But but of the ones I've seen,
white penises are the worst.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, that's what I would say. I would Yeah, And
you know, email us, let us know what you guys
think about it. Who has I mean, obviously we know
who's first.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
But more importantly, we don't need you. Just send us
physical evidence. Just just send us. I want to be
really clear about what we're asking for here. I don't
need your pictures to prove it. I just I would
just love your words, Yeah, to explain what you think
(20:00):
think is the the range of quality as it relates
to penises.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And also, though once again we do know who the
top is the British name of their entire broadcast channel
after it.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
For a reason, it took me a second, but that's
a classic.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
You just dra after it. I think I've been in
the zone.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's like a lot of little things that lead to
a big thing. Brush my teeth this morning, exercise, I
feel good. The point is so, yeah, that's what I
think about that. What do you what do you? What
do you fall on it? I think I think it's
probably a genetic thing.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I think if your baby was born with dark lips,
it's it's probably something that runs in your family. And
and more importantly, please stop smoking. Weed with your child
inside of you. I get that that sometimes you need
a break, and I understand that science isn't always correct
on things, but I think that weed and any kind
of smoke going into your body can't.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Be helping the babies. So don't do that. You heard it.
Your first length sy cermin encourages the use of edibles
throughout your entire pregnancy. Listen, the facts are out on
that one.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I truly I'm not even going way in because I
truly don't know, but the smoke is one percent not
a thing you should be doing.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And if you.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Feel differently, if there's somebody out there, a doctor or
a motherfucker who just has watched enough YouTube that wants
to refute that, feel free.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I listen. I'll read it, and I'll probably still disagree
with you, but I'm excited. Also, stay off the trampolines.
Oh yeah, I know that one. I know that one's real.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, our doctor didn't so much warn us about that,
I think just because oh okay, yeah, we're just far
enough in our thirties that she wasn't. She wasn't like
I got to keep these motherfuckers off a trampoline.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
They kill that baby.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yes, don't don't smoke weed while pregnant, and don't trampoline either,
it's probably not good.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, just get your workout some other way.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, there there's lots of options. Touch touch stuff. I
don't know what pregnant ladies have to do to work out.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I think there's some kind of a pool class you
could get in on, you know, with the resistance and
like some of those water weights.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, lay down and lift your leg up and then
lift the other leg up.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
That sounds right. Just don't until you have the kid.
This is your time to rest.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
No fuck that, Get in the goddamn gym and fix it.
Fix it before it's broken. Fucking fix it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I didn't like that, will Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And most importantly, if you want to send us your
own drops, if you want to send us your own
conspiracy theories, send to Mymama pod at gmail dot com.
Don't you send us no dick pics. That's that's the
whole thing. That's the whole shebang. Bye Bitch City by City.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
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