September 21, 2023 • 30 mins
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Steve Harvey being an energy vampire.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
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Speaker 3 (01:04):
And we finally worked to prove the theories that you
the listener have at home. It's a motherfucker MANI wow,
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Speaker 1 (01:17):
Kerman, I'm David Boy.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And we we have an exciting email from someone, this
this one you mentioned. Immediately you were like, there's a
new email in that piqued your interest, and I immediately
shouted out the subject line right back at you, and
we were both like, hell, yeah, that's the correct one.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Because when I saw it, I was like, oh, this
one's going. Like you know, sometimes you'll just see like
the headline come in, you'll kind of scan it and
you'll be like, oh, this ain't on ship. That one
was immediately like, Oh, this one's this one's going to
the show.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah the distance, buddy, you just made it to the
big lead.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, welcome to the NFL. Rookie.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
We got an email from a person named h Joff
Jeff Joff, I don't know their name.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Sucks. It's g e O f F.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I hate it, Jeff is probably how you say it,
But tell me, tell me how that math checks out,
Jeff g offf Either way, golf. None of it feels right,
and I hate saying it out loud. That said, I
do like what you wrote here, Goff. You wrote us
(02:41):
a letter that says, dear Langston, David, and you start hot.
You come in very hot with this ship. You say,
hypothesis Steve Harvey is an energy vampire. Yeah, and that
that piqued my interest.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I was already in. I was already had a hypothesis, Steve,
I was always gonna hear you out. I was always
gonna hear you out.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
If your hypothesizing about Steve Harvey, You've got my ear
for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Come in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He goes on to say, I had been thinking about
this for a while. We know you had, and wanted
to know what you thought. Is it possible that Steve Harvey,
early in his career met upon meeting Richard Pryor, attempting
to absorb and replace him, but was caught in the act,
thus leaving Prior in an ailing state. Holy shit. Harvey
(03:36):
then would go on to feed off of Prior in
a tracula type fashion, gaining a familiar mustache and eyebrows
and even similar comedy beats, but never truly completing the process,
despite self proclaiming himself as an original king of comedy.
After Prior's passing, Harvey didn't have anyone left to absorb
(03:59):
powers from, lost his hair and turned to a daytime
network television working multiple turn two daytime network television, working
multiple shows at living and living off the energy his
live studio audiences and family feud contestants just to stay
alive again. Just the theory, g Off.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So I want to say, first of all, I love
this theory. Second of all, g Off gotta leave the house.
Dog gotta yeah, yeah, you gotta very alone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Bit.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You gotta get out of the basement. This is not
a good look. Your mom pissed. You still live there, bro,
you gotta go out and live live.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Them on man. Just because you write hypothesis and the email,
don't mean you ain't in your basement.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, I could feel I could feel the cheeto dust
from here. It's like a hoof. But it's this took work. Yeah, No,
that's what I mean. Like most emails are like something
you could tell somebody like wrote it on their lunch
hower or something like that. This was this was This
is a fully formed idea.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
This was weighing heavy on Geoff's heart in a way that, uh,
that is a little unnerving. But I also think it
leaves us with a little bit of responsibility to keep
g Off happy so that he doesn't become, uh, something
far more sinister out in society.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
No, there's definitely a possibility he could kill us and him.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
This is one of the first people I've been genuinely
afraid of that's ever written us speaking.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Can I tell you something funny. This is yeah, yeah,
we should keep him. Dogon the guy. He came and
saw me in Raleigh and you can't tell by his
picture huge he's so guy and I was like, I
was like dogon right, and he's like no, I'm Carlo
Sex And for a minute, like for a minute, ship
(06:00):
went cold.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh fuck, You're like, oh no, guy.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. It turns out that X stands for times. It's
short for XXL. Dude, Dogan big, big person, big person.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But anyways, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sorry do gun is responsible for those that are underware.
Dogun is responsible for our beautiful cover art. Don Dogan
submitted it just on some fan ship and we loved
it so much that we we asked them to make
a lot of tweaks to it and make it look
cool or then they had already made it. But but
it's gorgeous, and uh, they are solely responsible for it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah. I also bought a piece of art from them later.
But anyways, oh fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got
a little gay. Yeah, I got all right, I got
both many talents. You you're a wild boy. But yeah,
so back to this, how do you feel about it?
I'm curious to see what you think. Here's what I love.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I love the the the basic framing of the hypothesis
of Steve Harvey is an energy vampire, and it does
that rings sort of true, like he is a person
who has sort of built a career on a very
specific type of hosting that is exceptional.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't want to even begin for.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
A second to suggest that he is not good at
what he's doing, but it does feel like he is
almost using the power of these unsuspecting white people to
sort of like build up more of his his own essence.
And it even the transitions we've seen of the big
ass suits into becoming almost like this weird old nigga model.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, he's like, it's sexy. Now, he's real sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He takes his shirt off sometimes and it's like, yeah,
are you.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Gonna take your shirt off? You shouldn't be wearing Michael
Jordan's jeans.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No, and smoking a cigar and telling me I need
to stop, I need to wake up earlier.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It all feels wrong. Yeah, but I hate that. I
just googled Steve Harvey topless. Oh, it's it's disturbing. Shit,
I can't wait to see you discover what that looks like.
I had seen it before, I thought it was gonna
be different. No, it's what's so funny about it. Not
even that it's bad, it's just really weird, that's what's
funny about it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's like I think sometimes we talked about this with
Bismarcky where he took his shirt off and we were
all like, fuck, fuck, put your shirt back on. This
is a sin, we hate this. But with Steve Harvey,
it just feels more like is this real or is
this like photoshop?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah? Why you body? It's so and like the light
is strange. He's all oily.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, it's it's unnerving more than it is like gross.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, it sucks though it don't get it twisted.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's what's that thing where like, uh, where they make
something looked not human enough in it has an Uncanny
Valley quality to it. Definitely Steve Harvey with his shirt
off his real uncanny Valley vibes.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Like it doesn't like it feels like it doesn't move,
like it looks like an action figure posed in this position,
you know what I'm saying, But doesn't look like it'll
go like a body goes. No, Yeah, it feels like.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It feels like it came out of a cryogenic chamber
before it was ready fully cooked.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, it looks like stiff, you know what it looks like.
It looks like somebody who's like not terrible but not
great at clay. Maybe yeah, like you're in clay too,
but you're not in advanced clay like that's.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, and you're the best in your class. You still
are not particularly like you're not. This isn't gonna be
a career for you in six months.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You you know what I mean. You're as good as
you can be at that point, and you're just trying
to get at the house anyways, get ready, get it
away from these kids. Sometimes this always started as a hobby.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And and you're grateful that you've advanced, and your teacher
seems impressed by your work.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Exactly that, exactly that.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, No, it's it's fucked up down there, uh for.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Old Stevie hunder his shirt anywhere but below the collar,
beneath that big ass suit. Well now it's like it's
like tight page. I don't like him sexy. I really
don't like him sexy. I don't Oh, you don't like
him sexy? I don't like it at all.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I I actually do like him sexy. I think it's
funny in a way that I never expected he could
be funny. I think it was it had become sort
of a hacky trope to make fun of his big
suits and all the buttons and the shine. And now
we get to make fun of a different version of
(10:58):
Steve Harvey where he's like wearing like bell bottoms and
then open belly belly shirt and it's like.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Huh, what, what the fuck is this? What the fuck
is this? Grandpa? Why are you? Why are you doing that?
That's very true. I actually really like him sexy. But
but I get why other people don't. I get it.
(11:26):
That said, I think I stop.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I think I start to jump off of this conspiracy,
or rather I have trouble inside of this conspiracy. When
Richard Pryor is introduced as the source of his strength.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, because also why only prior, like he spent a
lot of time around a lot of people. Like if
it was me and I was concocting, I would have
said that he sucked Merlin Santana to death. WHOA, that's what?
Because remember Merlin was young when that show started, right, Also,
(12:04):
somebody in the barbershops said that that's Jewel Santana's little brother,
and at first I got mad, but I was like,
maybe or big brother. But I don't think Jewel Santana's
real last name is Santana.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, I was that. I don't think he's Santana legally.
And I'm not even sure Merlin Santana was Santana legally.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I mean, he wasn't Merlin legally. But then, now that
you think about it, they they they do look a
little bit of light. It's like one of those New
York Speak Spanish too kind of vibe.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
No, they're they're not not Laarn. Luis James is Joelle's
government name. And what about Ewis, It's probably Lewis Laarn.
Lewis James is Joel Santana's government name.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, and what about Merlin Santana. That's Olivia Orlando Santana.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Santando is, Oh that's his real name, Santana.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Fuck yeah, man, I would have never guessed that in
a million years that Nigga was too magical for this earth. Yeah.
He was also like maybe a little too handsome.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
He was gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
He was really a pretty guy. He was a.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Gorgeous man, and he he could hit them punchlines in
a way that I don't think we give him enough
credit for.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Merlin Santana was hilarious. He was really funny. He's also
comedic timing. He was also a child actor. Remember he
was also like he was on.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The No, he was a sexy person for a long
time in media. You know what, Yeah, sorry, go ahead, No,
I said everything I needed to say. I wanted to
fuck him for years.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I just I feel like Merlin Santana, not a lot
of people make the jump from this, yeah, yeah, no, please,
not a lot of people. A lot of people make
the jump from a sexy boy to.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Know.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I think that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But you know, I mean, I just I'm you one bit.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I agree with you. I think Jonathan Taylor Thomas is
a great example of somebody that could not make that
transitions all of what they empowered him to be.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think Macaulay Kulchin.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You know, there's there's a there's a fair amount of
examples of kids who sort of got positioned as like
the the teen magazine heart throb that then just become
duds of like adults.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh yeah, that little boy from the Fresh Friends now
Little Nikki. Yeah, he looks like the Little Niki because
that nigga looks like a devil.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
His head just got wider and wider.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Shape didn't change though, No, he is. He is gruesome.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
And my favorite part of that, my favorite part of
that Fresh Print special is when they bring him back
out and you can see every member of the cast
have to like hold back their their.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Fucking ewes and yucks when he comes from behind the
wall because he's just so hard to look at. They're like,
oh wow, oh hey Nikki, Hey little Nikki.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Hey what you were doing? Oh that's you? Oh good
for you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
You're still here, Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Man Will Smith didn't want to hug him, No, they
just tapped him up like a stranger. Fucking Google, Denver, Colorado.
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Speaker 3 (16:44):
No, I think to your point, there there are other
people who are likely a source for Steve Harvey's energy
vampire shit, and I don't know him and Richard Pryor
to have maintained any version of like a d relationship
to justify that connection. Even Bernie Mack feels like a
(17:08):
go to then Richer Pryor.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well, I mean did I and I don't. Maybe I
don't know my history. Well, no, because Steve Harvey kind
of came up way late. Steve Harvey kind of rose
the prominence in the nineties right like started in the eighties,
roaster prominence in the nineties. That's like they probably never
really interaction.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
But I think I think if I am playing a
little bit of the game that our boy g offf
here is playing, I think there is a logic that
says that if I'm taking his energy, I am taking
it slowly. And so we're seeing Richard Pryor slowly be
depleted of sort of the character he started as as
(17:49):
we're watching Steve Harvey rise to success, you know what
I mean, Like, think about Richard Pryor and Harlem Knights,
that ain't the Richer Pryor we loved, you know what
I mean. That's a much more timid sort of like
ed Richer Pryor.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I mean I do love that movie. But yeah, it's
not the toy.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
He's never he's never like fun in that movie. He's
just a serious man kind of doing bits.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, low energy, he's sort of slurring. Yeah. You know
what I liked was Brewster's Millions.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Okay, you're a big Richard Pryor film buff.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Don't make it like that. It wasn't shameful.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'm just noticing how much you love the the the
classics of Richard Pryor.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, I like Brewster's Millions because when he got all
that money, John Candy, who was a catcher on their
baseball team, bought a chain with a catcher's mid on it.
Like yeah, right, Okay, I didn't know this movie was
gonna be relatable. Me and John Candy got the same plans.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
All right, So, g OFFF I guess personally, Well, what
do you think we have not impacked your your position
in this No?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I don't think so. I don't. I I like, you know,
a for effort. I love the imagination on this one.
I love the distance that you had at Span. I don't,
I don't. I just don't think this one has as
much legs as maybe it could. Mm hmm, yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I think if Goff, we are unaware of a connection
between Steve Harvey and Richard Pryor that you know of,
and clearly you've had time to think about this in
a depth that we are unable to think about it. Virgins,
I'm too busy, smash and puss Geoff. That said, if
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you are in fact aware of a connection that exists,
we'd love to hear about it, because I do think
maybe there's something to it if that connection is there.
But without the connection, it's sort of hard to make
that leap of Richard Pryor other than him just taking
the mustache. And also, to be clear, Steve Harvey has
been balled the entire time he was lying to us.
That was a wig throughout the entire Steve Harvey Show.
(20:20):
It was a little final We wanted it to be it.
He's come forward. We know now it was. That was
a lie. Yeah, I man, it makes me worry for Martin.
Oh you think Martin's lying to us too?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I mean, remember how on point his hair. Nobody ever
gives them credit for how good his hair was in
that show.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, you're the you're the biggest Martin haircut advocate I've
ever met.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
If I'm being honest with you, it's it's so odd
because to me it's so obviously, but people they really
don't give him a shine for the like not a
hair out of play, is crazy, perfectly sculpted.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, I think Martin's natch hairline was was wider than
the average black man wants theirs to be, and so
they don't look to him as a source.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Even though because it's not.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It's not just a straight you know what I mean,
like perfect lineup, but it was perfect for him, like
he never had a hair out of place. It was
a great haircut. But I would never go, like, you
know what, I want my hairline to look like Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, it's not just a hairline thing. It's a fade thing.
It's a length was immaculate, like it's a there's a
lot to it, you know that. I mean, come on,
we all understand. Yeah, No, you don't have to convince me.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I think I'm just saying that, Like when I list
my kings that I'm I'm going to point to and say,
if I had to remake my hair, I wanted to
look like that. Martin Lawrence would never be that choice.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Who's your number one? I just out of curiosity?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Damn, that is a good question, and frankly, I don't
I don't know that I have a great answer. I
think there was a period where I thought Will Smith
had a great haircut, But in retrospect, I don't think
that that's true at all.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't either. I think I think his I think
his went further back than you would want it.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Bad Boys era Will Smith, like the first Bad Boys movie.
He had a pretty gorgeous haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
In that movie. Was it just a high top fade?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't know, man, it felt like there was more
to it. You're you're being reductive.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I celebrated your boy. Now, don't sorry, don't turn on me.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You know who has a gorgeous haircut? Is uh?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
What's his name? Javonte? What's what's the nigga? F Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
The motherfucker from Moon Moonlight? No, no, No, what's the
other one?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
What is his name? He that is a good fuck?
What's his name? That is a good haircut.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Okay, Oh, Travonte Rhodes, that's his name. Yeah, that is
a good haircut.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
That shit is clean.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It comes yeah, yeah, he always coming clean.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, it's like everywhere it's supposed to be, because I've
been noticing mine is like the whole thing isn't receding.
But I got like a weird little chunk over here.
And as I yeah, and as I get older, it's
getting more and more prominent, which I don't care. I
put the Beijing in. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh yo, would you would you fly to Dubai and
get it fits fixed? Like Tracy McGrady, would you do
the whole like the Journey back to Freedom.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's not that crazy. It's not that it's like it's
like because I just you can see it because I
haven't had a cut. Yeah, yeah, it's it's just one problem.
Like the other side doesn't have it, so it's like, nah,
I think it's just like I just got to be
a guy with the kind of faulty hairline. I feel
bad about it. I get cuts all the time and
I wear hats so much. It's like, no, I've never
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I've never noticed it. And that's the thing ever stood
out to me. That's the thing, because like if I
keep like right, when I get a cut, it's like
a few days, you know, it takes a few days,
but then you get to notice it. But I don't
think it's receding because it's not on the other side. Yeah,
or you're just receding.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I'm like when they put the one bib up
on the overall yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I've always said that if I start to lose my shit,
I'm just gonna shave it all off. But now I
see the technology that they're able to to like fully
just reinstate your hair and not in a bosly you
know what I mean. There used to be the bosly treatment,
but it would like it looked like lego hair, and
you're like, I don't want.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
To fucking look silly. I just want my hair back
kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
But now you look at some of these old NBA
players and they fully just fix their shit, and it's like,
I don't know, bro, if I get the money, I
might just get my shit back.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I get it, man, go go go full Jalen
mm hmmm yeah why not? Yeah? He went all those
years bald yo, he invented the bald. Yeah. They were
like you know what I mean, like they were that
was their thing, and then now he came back and
it's it's he looks crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Nah, he really, He's like he's trying to be Steve
Harvey with the hairline, and it's like something happened, big dog,
and they're they're using a lot of chemicals in Beijing
and ship to fix it. But there's something else happening there.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Oh yeah. Like the color on it is sort of too.
It's so good that you're like, oh, I don't know,
you know what I mean when like these people out
of it's like a deep, rich black where you're.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Like, I know, Jeleen Jellen Roses air is almost purple.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, moonlight colored air.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Well, Geoff, I don't know if any of this is
helpful to your conspiracy, but it does sound like if
we if we can give Goff a little bit of
the flowers he deserves. It does sound like we're not
opposed to the idea of Steve Harvey being an energy vampire. Historically,
he has hosted literally everything and almost seems to gain
(26:10):
strength despite the massive backsteps that he sometimes takes in
his hosting responsibilities. We watched him fuck up Miss America
and then somehow become more powerful. We watched him write
letters to his staff where he told him don't make
eye contact with me, and that should be a death sentence.
(26:30):
It literally was for Ellen. And yet somehow Steve Harvey
remains fucking infallible. He is unbeatable, and maybe it does
feel like a vampiric level of strength. That said, I
just don't know that Richard Pryor is the source.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, yeah, I've yeah, put the words right out of
my mouth than you want to tell the people where
they can find you on what goals you have going on?
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Speaker 3 (27:51):
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Speaker 1 (27:54):
We might have sold all our hats.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I think we sold all the hats. But that said,
we will be handing out sweet sweet hugs kisses directly
on the lips, no tongue. We're not sluts. We'll pitch
your cheek though, but come on, we're not fighting it.
But we would love to see you at the High
Planes Festival and the live show. It would be great.
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It would be a while to come out. Also, I'm
gonna be selling my merch there because Papa needs to recoup,
so I'll be selling exclusive tour merch. You can't buy
it after the tour is over. So yeah, I'm selling
it in my home down to people I know.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Listen, I'll stand next to them and big up the merch.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You guys, some I'll get you. I'll give you one
of those cups. Yeah please, Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
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Besides our live show, you can see me at the
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and the fourteenth, and then October twentieth and twenty first,
I'll be at Dead Croke Comedy in Wilmington, North Carolina,
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eleventh at the Vermont Comedy Club. And then finally I'll
be at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas November seventeenth
and eighteenth. Any and all of those shows, I would
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the
pockets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And we finally worked to prove the theories that you
the listener have at home. It's a motherfucker MANI wow,
I'm like Stink.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Kerman, I'm David Boy.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And we we have an exciting email from someone, this
this one you mentioned. Immediately you were like, there's a
new email in that piqued your interest, and I immediately
shouted out the subject line right back at you, and
we were both like, hell, yeah, that's the correct one.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Because when I saw it, I was like, oh, this
one's going. Like you know, sometimes you'll just see like
the headline come in, you'll kind of scan it and
you'll be like, oh, this ain't on ship. That one
was immediately like, Oh, this one's this one's going to
the show.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah the distance, buddy, you just made it to the
big lead.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, welcome to the NFL. Rookie.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
We got an email from a person named h Joff
Jeff Joff, I don't know their name.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Sucks. It's g e O f F.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I hate it, Jeff is probably how you say it,
But tell me, tell me how that math checks out,
Jeff g offf Either way, golf. None of it feels right,
and I hate saying it out loud. That said, I
do like what you wrote here, Goff. You wrote us
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a letter that says, dear Langston, David, and you start hot.
You come in very hot with this ship. You say,
hypothesis Steve Harvey is an energy vampire. Yeah, and that
that piqued my interest.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I was already in. I was already had a hypothesis, Steve,
I was always gonna hear you out. I was always
gonna hear you out.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
If your hypothesizing about Steve Harvey, You've got my ear
for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Come in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He goes on to say, I had been thinking about
this for a while. We know you had, and wanted
to know what you thought. Is it possible that Steve Harvey,
early in his career met upon meeting Richard Pryor, attempting
to absorb and replace him, but was caught in the act,
thus leaving Prior in an ailing state. Holy shit. Harvey
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then would go on to feed off of Prior in
a tracula type fashion, gaining a familiar mustache and eyebrows
and even similar comedy beats, but never truly completing the process,
despite self proclaiming himself as an original king of comedy.
After Prior's passing, Harvey didn't have anyone left to absorb
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powers from, lost his hair and turned to a daytime
network television working multiple turn two daytime network television, working
multiple shows at living and living off the energy his
live studio audiences and family feud contestants just to stay
alive again. Just the theory, g Off.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So I want to say, first of all, I love
this theory. Second of all, g Off gotta leave the house.
Dog gotta yeah, yeah, you gotta very alone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Bit.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You gotta get out of the basement. This is not
a good look. Your mom pissed. You still live there, bro,
you gotta go out and live live.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Them on man. Just because you write hypothesis and the email,
don't mean you ain't in your basement.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, I could feel I could feel the cheeto dust
from here. It's like a hoof. But it's this took work. Yeah, No,
that's what I mean. Like most emails are like something
you could tell somebody like wrote it on their lunch
hower or something like that. This was this was This
is a fully formed idea.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
This was weighing heavy on Geoff's heart in a way that, uh,
that is a little unnerving. But I also think it
leaves us with a little bit of responsibility to keep
g Off happy so that he doesn't become, uh, something
far more sinister out in society.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
No, there's definitely a possibility he could kill us and him.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
This is one of the first people I've been genuinely
afraid of that's ever written us speaking.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Can I tell you something funny. This is yeah, yeah,
we should keep him. Dogon the guy. He came and
saw me in Raleigh and you can't tell by his
picture huge he's so guy and I was like, I
was like dogon right, and he's like no, I'm Carlo
Sex And for a minute, like for a minute, ship
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went cold.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh fuck, You're like, oh no, guy.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. It turns out that X stands for times. It's
short for XXL. Dude, Dogan big, big person, big person.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But anyways, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sorry do gun is responsible for those that are underware.
Dogun is responsible for our beautiful cover art. Don Dogan
submitted it just on some fan ship and we loved
it so much that we we asked them to make
a lot of tweaks to it and make it look
cool or then they had already made it. But but
it's gorgeous, and uh, they are solely responsible for it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah. I also bought a piece of art from them later.
But anyways, oh fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got
a little gay. Yeah, I got all right, I got
both many talents. You you're a wild boy. But yeah,
so back to this, how do you feel about it?
I'm curious to see what you think. Here's what I love.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I love the the the basic framing of the hypothesis
of Steve Harvey is an energy vampire, and it does
that rings sort of true, like he is a person
who has sort of built a career on a very
specific type of hosting that is exceptional.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't want to even begin for.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
A second to suggest that he is not good at
what he's doing, but it does feel like he is
almost using the power of these unsuspecting white people to
sort of like build up more of his his own essence.
And it even the transitions we've seen of the big
ass suits into becoming almost like this weird old nigga model.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, he's like, it's sexy. Now, he's real sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He takes his shirt off sometimes and it's like, yeah,
are you.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Gonna take your shirt off? You shouldn't be wearing Michael
Jordan's jeans.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No, and smoking a cigar and telling me I need
to stop, I need to wake up earlier.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It all feels wrong. Yeah, but I hate that. I
just googled Steve Harvey topless. Oh, it's it's disturbing. Shit,
I can't wait to see you discover what that looks like.
I had seen it before, I thought it was gonna
be different. No, it's what's so funny about it. Not
even that it's bad, it's just really weird, that's what's
funny about it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's like I think sometimes we talked about this with
Bismarcky where he took his shirt off and we were
all like, fuck, fuck, put your shirt back on. This
is a sin, we hate this. But with Steve Harvey,
it just feels more like is this real or is
this like photoshop?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah? Why you body? It's so and like the light
is strange. He's all oily.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, it's it's unnerving more than it is like gross.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, it sucks though it don't get it twisted.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's what's that thing where like, uh, where they make
something looked not human enough in it has an Uncanny
Valley quality to it. Definitely Steve Harvey with his shirt
off his real uncanny Valley vibes.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Like it doesn't like it feels like it doesn't move,
like it looks like an action figure posed in this position,
you know what I'm saying, But doesn't look like it'll
go like a body goes. No, Yeah, it feels like.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It feels like it came out of a cryogenic chamber
before it was ready fully cooked.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, it looks like stiff, you know what it looks like.
It looks like somebody who's like not terrible but not
great at clay. Maybe yeah, like you're in clay too,
but you're not in advanced clay like that's.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, and you're the best in your class. You still
are not particularly like you're not. This isn't gonna be
a career for you in six months.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You you know what I mean. You're as good as
you can be at that point, and you're just trying
to get at the house anyways, get ready, get it
away from these kids. Sometimes this always started as a hobby.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And and you're grateful that you've advanced, and your teacher
seems impressed by your work.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Exactly that, exactly that.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, No, it's it's fucked up down there, uh for.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Old Stevie hunder his shirt anywhere but below the collar,
beneath that big ass suit. Well now it's like it's
like tight page. I don't like him sexy. I really
don't like him sexy. I don't Oh, you don't like
him sexy? I don't like it at all.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I I actually do like him sexy. I think it's
funny in a way that I never expected he could
be funny. I think it was it had become sort
of a hacky trope to make fun of his big
suits and all the buttons and the shine. And now
we get to make fun of a different version of
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Steve Harvey where he's like wearing like bell bottoms and
then open belly belly shirt and it's like.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Huh, what, what the fuck is this? What the fuck
is this? Grandpa? Why are you? Why are you doing that?
That's very true. I actually really like him sexy. But
but I get why other people don't. I get it.
(11:26):
That said, I think I stop.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I think I start to jump off of this conspiracy,
or rather I have trouble inside of this conspiracy. When
Richard Pryor is introduced as the source of his strength.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, because also why only prior, like he spent a
lot of time around a lot of people. Like if
it was me and I was concocting, I would have
said that he sucked Merlin Santana to death. WHOA, that's what?
Because remember Merlin was young when that show started, right, Also,
(12:04):
somebody in the barbershops said that that's Jewel Santana's little brother,
and at first I got mad, but I was like,
maybe or big brother. But I don't think Jewel Santana's
real last name is Santana.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, I was that. I don't think he's Santana legally.
And I'm not even sure Merlin Santana was Santana legally.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I mean, he wasn't Merlin legally. But then, now that
you think about it, they they they do look a
little bit of light. It's like one of those New
York Speak Spanish too kind of vibe.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
No, they're they're not not Laarn. Luis James is Joelle's
government name. And what about Ewis, It's probably Lewis Laarn.
Lewis James is Joel Santana's government name.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, and what about Merlin Santana. That's Olivia Orlando Santana.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Santando is, Oh that's his real name, Santana.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Fuck yeah, man, I would have never guessed that in
a million years that Nigga was too magical for this earth. Yeah.
He was also like maybe a little too handsome.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
He was gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
He was really a pretty guy. He was a.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Gorgeous man, and he he could hit them punchlines in
a way that I don't think we give him enough
credit for.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Merlin Santana was hilarious. He was really funny. He's also
comedic timing. He was also a child actor. Remember he
was also like he was on.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The No, he was a sexy person for a long
time in media. You know what, Yeah, sorry, go ahead, No,
I said everything I needed to say. I wanted to
fuck him for years.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I just I feel like Merlin Santana, not a lot
of people make the jump from this, yeah, yeah, no, please,
not a lot of people. A lot of people make
the jump from a sexy boy to.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Know.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I think that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But you know, I mean, I just I'm you one bit.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I agree with you. I think Jonathan Taylor Thomas is
a great example of somebody that could not make that
transitions all of what they empowered him to be.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think Macaulay Kulchin.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You know, there's there's a there's a fair amount of
examples of kids who sort of got positioned as like
the the teen magazine heart throb that then just become
duds of like adults.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh yeah, that little boy from the Fresh Friends now
Little Nikki. Yeah, he looks like the Little Niki because
that nigga looks like a devil.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
His head just got wider and wider.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Shape didn't change though, No, he is. He is gruesome.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
And my favorite part of that, my favorite part of
that Fresh Print special is when they bring him back
out and you can see every member of the cast
have to like hold back their their.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Fucking ewes and yucks when he comes from behind the
wall because he's just so hard to look at. They're like,
oh wow, oh hey Nikki, Hey little Nikki.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Hey what you were doing? Oh that's you? Oh good
for you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
You're still here, Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Man Will Smith didn't want to hug him, No, they
just tapped him up like a stranger. Fucking Google, Denver, Colorado.
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Speaker 3 (16:44):
No, I think to your point, there there are other
people who are likely a source for Steve Harvey's energy
vampire shit, and I don't know him and Richard Pryor
to have maintained any version of like a d relationship
to justify that connection. Even Bernie Mack feels like a
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go to then Richer Pryor.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well, I mean did I and I don't. Maybe I
don't know my history. Well, no, because Steve Harvey kind
of came up way late. Steve Harvey kind of rose
the prominence in the nineties right like started in the eighties,
roaster prominence in the nineties. That's like they probably never
really interaction.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
But I think I think if I am playing a
little bit of the game that our boy g offf
here is playing, I think there is a logic that
says that if I'm taking his energy, I am taking
it slowly. And so we're seeing Richard Pryor slowly be
depleted of sort of the character he started as as
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we're watching Steve Harvey rise to success, you know what
I mean, Like, think about Richard Pryor and Harlem Knights,
that ain't the Richer Pryor we loved, you know what
I mean. That's a much more timid sort of like
ed Richer Pryor.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I mean I do love that movie. But yeah, it's
not the toy.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
He's never he's never like fun in that movie. He's
just a serious man kind of doing bits.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, low energy, he's sort of slurring. Yeah. You know
what I liked was Brewster's Millions.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Okay, you're a big Richard Pryor film buff.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Don't make it like that. It wasn't shameful.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'm just noticing how much you love the the the
classics of Richard Pryor.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, I like Brewster's Millions because when he got all
that money, John Candy, who was a catcher on their
baseball team, bought a chain with a catcher's mid on it.
Like yeah, right, Okay, I didn't know this movie was
gonna be relatable. Me and John Candy got the same plans.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
All right, So, g OFFF I guess personally, Well, what
do you think we have not impacked your your position
in this No?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I don't think so. I don't. I I like, you know,
a for effort. I love the imagination on this one.
I love the distance that you had at Span. I don't,
I don't. I just don't think this one has as
much legs as maybe it could. Mm hmm, yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I think if Goff, we are unaware of a connection
between Steve Harvey and Richard Pryor that you know of,
and clearly you've had time to think about this in
a depth that we are unable to think about it. Virgins,
I'm too busy, smash and puss Geoff. That said, if
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you are in fact aware of a connection that exists,
we'd love to hear about it, because I do think
maybe there's something to it if that connection is there.
But without the connection, it's sort of hard to make
that leap of Richard Pryor other than him just taking
the mustache. And also, to be clear, Steve Harvey has
been balled the entire time he was lying to us.
That was a wig throughout the entire Steve Harvey Show.
(20:20):
It was a little final We wanted it to be it.
He's come forward. We know now it was. That was
a lie. Yeah, I man, it makes me worry for Martin.
Oh you think Martin's lying to us too?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I mean, remember how on point his hair. Nobody ever
gives them credit for how good his hair was in
that show.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, you're the you're the biggest Martin haircut advocate I've
ever met.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
If I'm being honest with you, it's it's so odd
because to me it's so obviously, but people they really
don't give him a shine for the like not a
hair out of play, is crazy, perfectly sculpted.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, I think Martin's natch hairline was was wider than
the average black man wants theirs to be, and so
they don't look to him as a source.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Even though because it's not.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It's not just a straight you know what I mean,
like perfect lineup, but it was perfect for him, like
he never had a hair out of place. It was
a great haircut. But I would never go, like, you
know what, I want my hairline to look like Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, it's not just a hairline thing. It's a fade thing.
It's a length was immaculate, like it's a there's a
lot to it, you know that. I mean, come on,
we all understand. Yeah, No, you don't have to convince me.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I think I'm just saying that, Like when I list
my kings that I'm I'm going to point to and say,
if I had to remake my hair, I wanted to
look like that. Martin Lawrence would never be that choice.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Who's your number one? I just out of curiosity?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Damn, that is a good question, and frankly, I don't
I don't know that I have a great answer. I
think there was a period where I thought Will Smith
had a great haircut, But in retrospect, I don't think
that that's true at all.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't either. I think I think his I think
his went further back than you would want it.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Bad Boys era Will Smith, like the first Bad Boys movie.
He had a pretty gorgeous haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
In that movie. Was it just a high top fade?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't know, man, it felt like there was more
to it. You're you're being reductive.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I celebrated your boy. Now, don't sorry, don't turn on me.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You know who has a gorgeous haircut? Is uh?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
What's his name? Javonte? What's what's the nigga? F Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
The motherfucker from Moon Moonlight? No, no, No, what's the
other one?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
What is his name? He that is a good fuck?
What's his name? That is a good haircut.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Okay, Oh, Travonte Rhodes, that's his name. Yeah, that is
a good haircut.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
That shit is clean.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It comes yeah, yeah, he always coming clean.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, it's like everywhere it's supposed to be, because I've
been noticing mine is like the whole thing isn't receding.
But I got like a weird little chunk over here.
And as I yeah, and as I get older, it's
getting more and more prominent, which I don't care. I
put the Beijing in. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh yo, would you would you fly to Dubai and
get it fits fixed? Like Tracy McGrady, would you do
the whole like the Journey back to Freedom.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's not that crazy. It's not that it's like it's
like because I just you can see it because I
haven't had a cut. Yeah, yeah, it's it's just one problem.
Like the other side doesn't have it, so it's like, nah,
I think it's just like I just got to be
a guy with the kind of faulty hairline. I feel
bad about it. I get cuts all the time and
I wear hats so much. It's like, no, I've never
(23:53):
I've never noticed it. And that's the thing ever stood
out to me. That's the thing, because like if I
keep like right, when I get a cut, it's like
a few days, you know, it takes a few days,
but then you get to notice it. But I don't
think it's receding because it's not on the other side. Yeah,
or you're just receding.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I'm like when they put the one bib up
on the overall yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I've always said that if I start to lose my shit,
I'm just gonna shave it all off. But now I
see the technology that they're able to to like fully
just reinstate your hair and not in a bosly you
know what I mean. There used to be the bosly treatment,
but it would like it looked like lego hair, and
you're like, I don't want.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
To fucking look silly. I just want my hair back
kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
But now you look at some of these old NBA
players and they fully just fix their shit, and it's like,
I don't know, bro, if I get the money, I
might just get my shit back.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I get it, man, go go go full Jalen
mm hmmm yeah why not? Yeah? He went all those
years bald yo, he invented the bald. Yeah. They were
like you know what I mean, like they were that
was their thing, and then now he came back and
it's it's he looks crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Nah, he really, He's like he's trying to be Steve
Harvey with the hairline, and it's like something happened, big dog,
and they're they're using a lot of chemicals in Beijing
and ship to fix it. But there's something else happening there.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Oh yeah. Like the color on it is sort of too.
It's so good that you're like, oh, I don't know,
you know what I mean when like these people out
of it's like a deep, rich black where you're.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Like, I know, Jeleen Jellen Roses air is almost purple.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, moonlight colored air.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Well, Geoff, I don't know if any of this is
helpful to your conspiracy, but it does sound like if
we if we can give Goff a little bit of
the flowers he deserves. It does sound like we're not
opposed to the idea of Steve Harvey being an energy vampire. Historically,
he has hosted literally everything and almost seems to gain
(26:10):
strength despite the massive backsteps that he sometimes takes in
his hosting responsibilities. We watched him fuck up Miss America
and then somehow become more powerful. We watched him write
letters to his staff where he told him don't make
eye contact with me, and that should be a death sentence.
(26:30):
It literally was for Ellen. And yet somehow Steve Harvey
remains fucking infallible. He is unbeatable, and maybe it does
feel like a vampiric level of strength. That said, I
just don't know that Richard Pryor is the source.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, yeah, I've yeah, put the words right out of
my mouth than you want to tell the people where
they can find you on what goals you have going on?
I'm my Instagram Cool guy Jokes eighty seven. Come see
me on tour on the road September twenty six, September
(27:11):
twenty second, Friday, September twenty second, we are doing a
live my mama told me in Denver. It's my city.
Don't fuck this up. Come out please Friday night, eight
pm at the High Dive address to seventh South Broadway, Denver, Colorado.
You can go to High Planescomedyfestival dot com. That's h
(27:35):
I G H P l a i Nscomedyfestival dot com
and go to the schedule and find us and buy tickets.
Come out and see it's Denver. We will really like it.
We're gonna have.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I don't know if that's sure, if we'll have anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
We might have sold all our hats.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I think we sold all the hats. But that said,
we will be handing out sweet sweet hugs kisses directly
on the lips, no tongue. We're not sluts. We'll pitch
your cheek though, but come on, we're not fighting it.
But we would love to see you at the High
Planes Festival and the live show. It would be great.
(28:19):
It would be a while to come out. Also, I'm
gonna be selling my merch there because Papa needs to recoup,
so I'll be selling exclusive tour merch. You can't buy
it after the tour is over. So yeah, I'm selling
it in my home down to people I know.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Listen, I'll stand next to them and big up the merch.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You guys, some I'll get you. I'll give you one
of those cups. Yeah please, Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
And if you want to follow me, follow me at
Langston Herman and if you want to see me live.
Besides our live show, you can see me at the
House of Comedy and New Westminster, British Columbia October thirteenth
and the fourteenth, and then October twentieth and twenty first,
I'll be at Dead Croke Comedy in Wilmington, North Carolina,
(29:02):
and then Burlington, Vermont, I'll be there November tenth and
eleventh at the Vermont Comedy Club. And then finally I'll
be at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas November seventeenth
and eighteenth. Any and all of those shows, I would
love to see you there, and more importantly, if you
want to send us your own conspiracy theories, if you
(29:24):
want to send us your own drops, if you want
to prove the connection between Steve Harvey's mustache and Richard
Pryor's mustache, then send it all to Mamma Pod at
gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.
I ain't saying no more by bitch, you freaking.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Frog, you freaking you're freaking frog. Fucking freaky frog, You're
freaking frog.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Motherfucking mini your soul MANI everis motherfucking mini ever sel
mm hmmm, Fido. Well, the fucking Minnie episode, mini episode, well,
the fucking mini Emi cell bio mhm
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