October 10, 2023 • 56 mins
Kate is back in the States and her California pride is in full swing. Jacqueline walked into a tree. The hazards of hats. Folding chairs outside the ER. No heavy thinking and no screens. Why must it be a “beautiful salad”? Red wine vinegar from drinkable leftover wine. Kate wants a lawyer friend. In sacrifice, a skinny calf won’t do. Kate’s excited to pull her own espresso shots. A high quality grinder. Hag Nation, let’s put our feet up a wall and see what happens. Gnocchi, unimaginable.
Products Mentioned: MoonJuice, Cookbook Specialty Store, Camino Red WIne Vinegar, Burrow, Breville, Flowerhead Tea, Joe and the Juice, Hero Bread,
Formally and sternly begging for: LMNT, ODDOBODY, Ziip
Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is
our hell.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Today's topics looselie speaking, red wine, vinegar, a limb, cotton, highway.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hate me. Hi, it's me. I've fucking missed you da.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean we have not actually ooh look is that
cracking it open? Yeah, we've I mean to be clear.
Thank you to the whole community, the HAG community for
I know, we've been doing a lot of reruns and
some remixes which are fab, but I was in London
for five weeks and as we know, the time difference
there makes it essentially impossible.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Tomor you have to do this? Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, The point is I'm just so happy to be
back live. I just drank Brath. I have an element
jug of water here. I just had really quickly.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I went out, but I can't afford to I can't
afford to re up. It's too expensive.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What element?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, you're out? That's really like oppressive because we got
so much.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Chris uses it too, So it's to a day, right, right,
I have to investigate if I can find another option. Actually,
Moon Juice sent us to That's what I've started on.
Oh my god, I cant dry powders. You're so excited
because I'm quite nice Christmas poog. I arrived home from
being gone. The packages. I haven't opened them yet. I'm
(01:36):
so excited. Good, Oh my god, freaking some biggies have come.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm so excited. So but I'll just want to
say quickly, because it just happened to me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I quickly as usual, I'd preferred to slow it down.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, So I went to a specialty little market. I
landed back in Los Angeles. I mean, can I just
say California, California, California. Yeah, I you know, nationalism revolting
to me. I don't have pride in America, but I
(02:09):
have California pride.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. I actually feel it isn't the most populated state.
I don't know something. I believe it. Why would you
live anywhere else? Oops?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I said it, no, but I just really the produce whatever.
So the point is I landed and the gorgeous thing
about the London jet lag is that, of course I
was fluttering awake at six am, shocking. I was at
Arawon at seven when they opened. It was me in
the in the aisles alone with you guessed it, Scott Speedman. No,
(02:38):
he is gorgeous he.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
At seven am. Is this the second time you've run
into him at airwon H.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I've seen him around, but never at Arawon. But he
was looked like he had just been surfing four hours
produce where else he likes it fresh, and it was
I was just thrilled to see him.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Family. He said never get your prot there to me
years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well no, well here's because it's too expensive. Here's what
I did, and I want to repeat, I do not
shop for produce there unless unless it's an emergency. I
considered an emergency because I had nothing in the house
and all I wanted was to scramble up a couple eggs,
have some Swiss charge, and an avocado, and so I
got those items there, a single avocado which was actually perfect.
(03:22):
Guess how much it was a single avocado? Guess three
dollars and ninety nine cents. Let's let's call it what
it is. Four Yeah, let's call it what it really is.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Five. If it's four or five, you know, if it's fifteen,
you want to hear the most genius ad ever.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, sorry, I'm doing Pete Campbell nine, the man who
came Oh no, I'm doing Rogers doing the man who
came up with ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh fuck, I know. Really imagine if it costs four
oh one.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
But because it's an interesting way to get another penny
out of them, yeah, especially kind of interesting. Actually really
basically invented four. Well no, no, then the nine makes
you realize it's four fifty. Yeah, I think four oh two.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Kind of sweet sweep sales.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Just now that What I wanted to say was I
went to a small, little specialty market and I thought,
you know what, I have a new passion to announce.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I guess I wish I made you guys.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, no, this is this is exciting because I'm going
to become people to get into vinegar in a more
meaningful way, Like I wanna I ordered my mother some
nice vinegar.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm gonna be someone where you come to my house,
open the kitchen, there's a vinegar like fuck wine vinegar, vinegar,
vinegar vinegar, vinegar.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Soda of options in terms of a collection, yeah, and
just different flavors. I mean, I guess this right, fuck
wine by the scenario, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's about spend. No, I just spending, Okay, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I just mean in terms of a connoisseur ship, like
I don't really care. I'm interesting in one. I obviously
can't drink it a lot because of my migraines. But maever, okay,
so I go, I'm going to make a beautiful salad later.
I have little plans for my salad.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's so strange. What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
No, it's just you know, to no a friend, like
a beautiful salad, like like the editorialization, the like it's
always got to be beautiful. No, No, it's like it's
got to be like a beautiful salad. Yeah, not just
like I'm going to make a salad, like like I'm
(05:35):
gonna make a salad.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's going to be so good.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Like it's just it's a different and I'm gonna make
a beautiful salad. There's something about pretty loading with the
word beautiful, but different. I'm not saying like I'm like,
I'm not saying like cray like it's.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
A salad.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You're making with psychological something about the first the word
coming first. We know it's funny. On the way home,
panicking what if it's not good enough? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I mean panicking that like the ingredients you got.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, I just was like, oh, I want to make
a good salad. And here's what I was thinking. Again,
this is just this isn't a recipe, obviously, this is
just me looking at items in front of me as
we all would hope to shop. I was transported to
France nineteen forty two when we're with the Camps Liberty.
Why would I choose that timeframe? Which a time Okay,
So the point is I got ahead of Ridikia, ahead
(06:25):
of a little gem ahead of I'm forgetting a little
red leaf. I'm going to mix it up, a head
of fresh mint. I got some pistachios, some Asian pair,
you know, gonna hack that up, make a nice little salad.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What your issues? Why do you keep it in the
house when I'm allergic?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I know?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh wait, I want to fast forward to what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So then I was like, I'm looking at the vinegars
here and I go, oh shit, I go it's time,
because red white and vinegar. You hear that red wine vinegar,
red white and vinegar. I had a life changing salad
when I was around ten that actually changed my life.
And it was my aunt making a salad. It's a
(07:06):
food memory. Was just the fucking vinegar. So this is
now getting deeper. Vinegar and my blood.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I mean, I'm not sure. Maybe it was a balsamic.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I don't know. I just remember tasting the vinegar on
the leaves. I'm sorry, but it was that frog holl
of farm. It has to be said. I was on
the farm and looking out the window and going I
understood California. I understood produce, I understood flavor, I understood farming.
I understood everything in that moment. But I myself, I
am here in home, never investing in a red wine vinegar,
(07:33):
never really thinking about vinegar in a serious way. Point is,
I pulled this off the shelves. I go, fuck it,
I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Kind of expensive, Okay, red wine vinegar.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Not airwan. I was at cookbook won't be clear. Oh
the specialty store, yes, Camino brand. By the way.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Instantly texted my aunt after I tried it, She goes, oh, yeah, Camino,
I guess is a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
In the area.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
All right, I'm looking up. I get this red wine vinegar.
I come home, open up an docado, cube it up,
put it in a bowl, red wine vinegar, some salt.
When I tell you, I almost fell to my knees.
I was out, I was actively moaning. I go, I've
never tasted red wine vinegar. Oh right, wine wine.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
It tasted like why it tastes that way because it's
wine At the website?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Are you ready? Wait, let's go.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Chef owner Russell Moore of beloved Oakland restaurant Camino, here
we go. It's been making his own red wine vinegar
from drinkable left over wine.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Stop, stop stop for decades. Stop. This is so fucking cool.
Are you ready? There's more?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh go, He ferments this and I haven't even read it.
I can tell it's good. All right, this second part,
I'm just gonna go word by word. He ferments this
brew in oak barrels, crying for a minimum of four months.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh yeah, what have you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
The result is a complex and fruity, versatile vinegar that's
great in dressings, marinades, braises, and more. This is a
three hundred and seventy five millilter bottle of raw unpaste
drized common wine vinegar.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I mean when I tell you, I could not believe
the flavor in my mouth. I'm so proud of him. Congratulations.
Excellence sometimes is the only way to create euphoria for others.
You have to do you have to demand excellence in
your barrels. And so I mean sold, can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So anyway, I just wanted to That was That's been
my that was what I was doing moments before getting on.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Now, I just want to see vinegar brewing, just curious.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I saw some other vinegars there. I went, I got
to start. I gotta start getting.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Vinegar considering that. Are you considering you know what, fermenting
your own? I mean that even No, absolutely not. That's
because are selling all the ingredients so that you could
do it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And yeah, that is maybe in thirty five years.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's a barren world. And there's just all you can
do is roll a stick along on the side of
that highway. Don't even have balls, It's just a stick.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You can't hick it up dust. There's another thing, how
much you can kick up There's no little ball to
hit the stick with just a stick. Yeah, yeah, so
you're kicking your cooking. Someone got confused.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They're like, you could take one thing with you, a
ball or stick, and they fucked up a stick.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
For I mean for a game, but this survives stick
might yeah, you would need the stick. I mean, I'm
so overwhelmed with how much or is to talk about? Well,
like I've been concussed and come back around since last poog.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, let's go into the concussion because I haven't even
because we were texting about recording, I think, and then
you sent a voice note from inside the shower completely inaudible.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
No, I was actually a convalescing at the apartments pool.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well that was a pool. I went there for.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Peace, and on that day they were drilling, like they
were repairing the pool.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
So it was like, okay, I thought in the shower,
because I know you take the pool. I mean, I
know you take your phone in the shower, so I
thought you were in the shower. Okay, catch me up.
I mean, obviously it's totally interesting. I mean it's pretty
wild too.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Well let's see, so folks are familiar with my signature
a visor. Yeah, and I wear it pretty much every
time I leave the house, even when you know it's
those late late in the day rays and sounds about
the set. But I know it's you know, you know,
going into a movie. Take it and that me knowing
(11:46):
that when I leave in darkness, I'll have a visor
with me that I've to throw over my shoulder. Okay, yeah,
and it's one of the only things that actually covers
the face. And so I'm walking along now. I'll be honest,
I was not walking to Airwon. Okay, that wasn't the destination.
But Chris and I are walking together, side by side.
(12:09):
We happen to be on the sidewalk that leads to
Airwin and it's a particularly narrow sidewalk on the side
of the grove. You know, they built out the grove
because they built out Nordstrom. They gave nords From a
couple extra feet in their bathroom so that it is
narrow that sidewalk. We have to go single file if
(12:31):
someone's coming anyway. Yeah, and I'm walking along, you know,
at a nice clip.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's not really about speed.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It's about walking with just the force of absolutely believing
there's something ahead of you.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I mean, it's as simple as a.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And all of a sudden, I sort of think like
buildings are falling around, like I think something has happened,
like a beam from construction has like come down on
me and Chris. Okay, all I know is is there
is a slamming in my head that feels like the
most uh traumatic thing that's ever happened to my head.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah okay, and I go down.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, like I follow my knees, okay, and I'm like crying,
not yet, no, pretty quick okay, like almost immediately, but
I'm not even crying from pain. This is the joke,
like shock, I think, so yeah totally, and I'm in
a strange state where in my mind I am like
this is an emergency, something fucking crazy has happened, like
(13:43):
this is not just whatever. And I'm down there and
then like you know, I'm immediately crying just like like
like just you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It's very weirdly tell you this other people around what's
going on?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
People know we're on that lone narrow side, just me
and Chris, and he is like show me show like,
show me your head, show me your head.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Right, So okay, I should tell the people You're like
don't take the virus. A limb of a tree.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
There was a limb, limb of a tree, and my
family kept using the word branch when the story got retold,
and I had to keep correcting everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
To a limb of a tree.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
There's a big difference walking in the difference a branch
to me, a smaller, smaller, thinner.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, a limb is like a thick trunk, does not move,
you know what I mean? Got it?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And there's a thick, thick limb, you know, I guess
this thick as a coffee can, like a Maxwell house
probably stretching across the sidewalk in a way that just
me at five seven walking straight is going like a
slimb into it?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeahtt supermodel stutting. Really, God, you're five to seven, that's unbelievable. Anyway,
you're going what are you five to three and a
half to fight for the half?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah? Okay, going funny.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
So now, because my head was lightly tipped down and
I'm wearing the visor, I simply could not see it.
And I also when engaged in conversation while walking, say
with Chris right, I almost do not perceive my surroundings. Okay,
And it's like the add hyper focus on like I'm
(15:26):
seeing in my mind's eye what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, and it's becoming a hazard. Okay, I want pholiographic
evidence of the tree.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh, we've got We've got it. Okay, later because we
see the grove. Yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Technically there was a professional loss, like I had to
I had to cancel some shit anyway. So I mean
I'm making keep going, you know. So it was a
limb that I walked in and I'm down, I'm crying.
Chris is like, let me see your head, and it's
then and here it begins. Here begins the validation of
illness or injury, okay, and the comedy of you know,
(16:04):
my theory. But anytime you take your temperature on some level,
you're hoping for because for confirmation of what you fear totally.
So it's like, let me see your head, and like
I'm like, maybe my head is like open.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You know what I mean, or whatever, like pouring blood.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I kind of know it's not, but like and it's
like there's what many would call nary a mark. Okay,
So I'm like literally nothing and it's not it doesn't
even really hurt, like it's not like, oh god, it's pounding,
you know what I mean, Like, I mean I kind
(16:39):
of can't remember like this a little bit. But I
was like, I was like really stunned. And then we
strolled away. I mean, we didn't stroll we started to
walk away, and I was like like I don't know,
reflecting on it, and so and so being like I
don't know if I'm okay, Like maybe we should go
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I was like pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Like I was like, I was like, thought I needed
an abulence, and you know I'm not hypo.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, totally at all. Right, Yeah, yeah, but you
hear these fucking stories.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh don't get me fucking started. I mean, I'll never
forget the big ones. Any hit head for me, any
hit on the head, and I've only had small ones,
thank god. Yeah, I'm always like, well, permanent brain damage.
I mean, we all know about the guy who invented
the miracle.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Pillow or whatever. Who's the guy?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Was it him?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What's the miracle pillow?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Is it him?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But he went to sleep that kind of story.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No, No, what happened was that he it was something
like that, like he was in an airport. Well, this
is what I think what he was on a fucking
airplane and somebody was taking their luggage out bunked him
on the head. No, he's like, don't worry about it. Dead,
So we get the pattern here, right, bonk you're dead.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, it's so not underestimate the power just because there's
no bruise. Like I knocked my head on the corner
of my shelf over there, thank you, Bara Burrow my
office shells, getting my index shells and knocked my head
on it, and there's like like a week ago, and
(18:06):
there's like a bruise from that, But it was just
like I felt how surface it was.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It was like the corner, Okay, this was ration.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Get this was so deep and and and so I
was like so yeah, And he looked up the way
that there was no Yeah, there's nothing like the way
that there's almost no pain and nothing is like more
suspicious to me because I'm like, these are the kind
of bunks that kill, because you're like, oh, I'm fine,
(18:40):
Like this is exactly the kind of like freaky nature
of the kind of thing someone wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Sorry, I had my mouth fall.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, sos, we're kind of like assessing, we're kind of
just assessing and I'm sort of like and it's.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Like that would be an episode of television like we
used to do, like car crashes, bunks that kill.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh you serious? Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Like you like pull ring, like like those survivals like
I survived people shows, I love you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
What's horrible is people who don't I mean for Box
of Kill, it's mostly the people are dead.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Oh right, right, it's friends and friends and family just
like in the morning, like all no, no, all week
at Bloomingdale's. Okay, all week trips to Bloomingdale's to try
to find the outfit and then nothing and then let's
pop by cheat TJ Max.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Because they're going on television. Do you understand? Am I confused?
Help me? Help me? You know, I don't understand. And
now I'll bring you in. I'll bring you in.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
What I'm saying is so you watch like the produced show,
right I watched. I'm just saying that this this version, right,
it's like the friends and family of the person who
has died, and that's why they're on TV.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
They're being interviewed. No no, and they're being interviewed right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Now when you're watching the show, you just cut to
them and serious with serious music and they're talking right,
and it's sort of intense and dignified due to producing.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
But that morning like they were feverishly styling their hair.
They were all week choosing their out you see what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Some might have been like like trying to slim down,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, some might have been like like it's like.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I've got Box like Kill next week. So talking about
your aunt, So yes, I'm not going to have the Terramasu.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, you might recognize me Box like Kill, but yeah,
just imagine, oh you imagining some Yeah oh no, no, they're like,
what do I know you.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
From Bonxley Kill? Probably Bonks.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, I'm so sorry for your loss. Okay, Sky going,
so you're so, yeah, there's kind of a non pain
that is scary.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, and maybe there was I almost can't remember.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Okay, but there was a confusing time and we're going
with it and I'm like this is so fucked up,
like just this is. And so we're walking and we
decide to walk towards Urgent Care instead of go back
get the car. We're walk to Urgent Care. I think,
oh no, and then we decided no, we're driving urgent care.
Walk back to the car, let's go hit the urgent
(21:28):
care place not too far from us, and I think
I'm crying again, or when I walk, like Chris like
drops me so you can get a parking spot. And
I like stumble in, you know, to one of these
clean urgent care places.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Two people behind a desk.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And I'm like, oh, I went to urgent care, walked
into a tree and almost yeah, it's scary to be
there alone.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, And I'm like and then I'm like I'm fine,
but like it never has like I've never felt what
I just felt, you know what I mean. And I
sort of knew this was going to be the case,
which is like what are they going to do for
me there?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Like right, I think they don't do scans there and.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Check your eyes or whatever, and they're not going to
like send me They're not going to send me packing legally,
So it's sort of this like weird, like I forget.
But basically they were like, you know, go to the
emergency room. And then it was like suitors, here we come.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
People just screaming because their arms and legs were just
chopped off. Oh at the emergency room. Yea, So it
was interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
There were there were folding chairs outside, which I liked
waiting in the emergency room outside. That is that is nice,
Like maybe like started during COVID, like you know the yeah,
sure is you're out there like like like Chris went
for like Goddess like quest bars and sitting there and whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
There's there's no story here.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I'm just taking you through the experience kind of interesting,
like went up to the thing that they sort of
moved you through a series of Oh. There was a
moment where we go up to like security before entering
the the thing in Christmas Parking.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
So I'm like I'm like, hey, did it.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I'm going to go in and they're like and I
was like, my boyfriend's gonna come and they're like, do
you want him to come in?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I was like yeah, do you want him to come in?
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I like yeah again, I was like I was like yeah,
and then hell yeah. And then it was like and
then he's.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Like, I'm just kidding, Okay. It was like it.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Wasn't I thought it was about of course, and I
was like, well, like that's that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And then it seemed like it was just a joke
about like like dealing chain. Yeah, yeah, I'm went alone
with the doctor. Maybe I'll get a blowjob. Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And so so and I go. I brought up to
the first window. I say my piece. Oh, I forgot
I brought I did manage to grab from home, so
we stopped at home to before I forget what the
deal was. But I grabbed my headache hat, you know,
my ice catka through that baby on.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I was like, smart, just in case there's brain swelling.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
So I threw the baby on and I really felt
ridiculous in this way that like in the way that
I didn't feel ridiculous, do you know what I mean?
Like I felt like I'm like, yeah, I'm wearing this,
like and then I started saying things like to myself
and imagine saying each other, gotta protect this.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Nog and oh, like I just.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
That's like no, like to myself, like just sort of like,
I don't know, I can't like building the narrative of
my own experience here, so whatever, go up to the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You go up to the thing, and you're wearing the
ice cap.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yes, okay, great and the like. So I was kind
of like, yeah, I brought this from home. You know,
like whatever, like and they're like good, you know, and
then and then they go and then they COVID test you,
I think, or I forget what I actually can't remember
it once again, but we wait.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I finally go in the emergency room. Doctor this woman,
you know, kind of young woman, so fucking cool.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh yeah, okay, so fucking cool that I like really
locked her name down from the form and then had
to privately request like then I went to follow on Instagram.
Later I was like, I'm keeping her. You found her
on Instagram? Yeah, and had to request Bratt No, I
had to request private.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Did you say like, I'm gonna find you a no? I?
Did she accept? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Fucking huge, because you know, okay, so we've got that.
As you know, I'm I have a call out. Yeah,
I don't think I've done this on poog. Okay, this
is huge. I want a lawyer. Obviously, I have an
entertainment lawyer. I want a lawyer friend. I want someone
who wants to develop a personal relationship with me. Okay,
(25:53):
so that down the line, you know, I want a
lawyer that I can call confide in, go what would
you do? And then let's get their real friends.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, No, that's what I was about to say. Let's
been to the real point.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You're literally trying to to like go around the very
thing that let lawyers charge for legal advice.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, because this is a huge Jewish tradition, which is
your friend, who's a friend, who's a doctor, friend who
is a lawyer, call up you go, what do I do?
They go? They go, sweetheart, don't. Yes, I want, Okay,
I want. And I'm saying I want the to be
personal connection. I want this person to become my friend.
I'm not like, I'm not whoring them out.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I want to and that that's the launch of the friendship.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Hey, you want free tickets for life, it's called the trade.
I'm not gonna be on the phone with them for
But this is about I want to. I need someone
like that. It's only child. It's like only child stuff.
It's only child stuff, I know, but I need I
need the team around me. Interesting when I'm eventually orphaned.
I don't even like to say it from a poog fan,
you think that's a I think somebody some one of
(27:02):
these poop one of.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
These that I could think about. That's off. I could
be hearing my future lawyer friend, my future lawyer friend
could be hearing me right now, or they go my sister,
my spouse, my friend, my my cousin.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
You no, right, but do you see how it's something
off about it, Like it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Because I want free legal advice. You're you're you're saying, like.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Not having to do with in her, I'm such a charmer.
Someone out like you're I'm a charmer.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm a joy.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I'm willing to sell out friendship like for freedom. So
it's like so it's like, yeah, you know, straight up
you know prostitution, right, I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm looking
in the sense of what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It reminds me of In Sex and the City when
when Marianna's at the law firm and they go to
play baseball and they think she's they think she's gay.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I think she's a lesbians.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Well I can't like episodes and he goes and then
she pretends to be gay. Then them Miranda's like, actually,
I'm not gay. You know, it comes out to the lawyer,
to the bosses, not being gay, and he goes. My
wife will be so disappointed. She wanted to add a
lesbian couple to our circle. So I similarly m hm, yes,
(28:19):
this is exploitation. I'm not going to tell you it's not.
But I'm offering myself up to be exploited. No, I
mean trade, I'll give you a relationship advice. I'll give
you Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
My god, the idea that that's like.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
No, no, I'm aware, listen, I know this is grotesque.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I can't I'm throwing it out that I'm not.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm not again, I'm thinking more about issues. I'm not
expecting to use this all the time. I'm saying, but
just someone in there, someone in there that you can
call and go help, help, help.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
They might have the glazed over eye of a fan,
you know.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What I mean, Like like they're kind of like they're
kind of like there's something frozen in their visual expression
when you're like talking about your thing, them being overly
enchanted feels like a risk.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
No way, no way.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
It was a classic you know, the therapy thing I
read about from Peter D.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Kramer and then don't enchant your therapist.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, that there's a risk, and then well he said
something like that, and then you the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That's where I've been saying this entertainers, actors, comedians need
a whole separate kind of therapy. You can't just go
to some fucking shrink and charm there with your little
fucking act I've done that. That's why I'm my new brod.
She was like, shit about me.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I love it. Yeah, I just mean it's very It's again.
I'm in Union.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I was reading Woodman again this morning, and in the
back they're like other books in the series, and there
were like twenty of Hollis's books. I was like, yes,
my gosh, and then there was Marie von or something,
and then and like the title roone changed me. I
love ten titles and I actually I had to go back.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I was like up like I was like.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I was like like I, I oh, I know what
I did. I got up like five or something and
I was like, sorry, five, I didn't not no, no,
fell back asleep, but got up, went to the bathroom.
I was freezing, and so I was like, it's cold
October mornings, and so I had a chill in my bones.
So I did a steam as I like to do,
(30:31):
throw on this, you know, throw on the shower right
and sitting there with pants trying not to get them
wet but trying to get warmed.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And I go, I'm not bringing my phone in there.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Wow, I go, I just got into scattering of consciousness, okay.
And so I go, I go, I want to bring
in a journal in. I go, I can journal in
my mind, which is interesting, okay, can you?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And then I go, I go, I go, that's not
going to hold. You know, I'm not quite there yet.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, And then like my journaling practice is not there
where I can do it without the journal quite yet,
you know what I mean. So it's like I'll grab
a book, classic, grab book, any book, grab it off
a shelf.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
There's four in my room and one of those woodmen.
I grab it.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I take it in and I like to flip through
the back sometimes yeah wow, And I'm like all right,
and I just like start reading kind of different segments,
including every title in the back, like thirty five titles.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Instantly freed, well, no.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
You know what, And then I went to some other part.
It was actually the opposite, and I realized that maybe
I don't. I need to own up to the fact
that I actually don't seek and want consciousness.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, I want to be sue.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
It was like it was like, you know, the hard
work of consciousness, you know what I mean, sacrifices required.
It was like, you know, like and like a skinny
calf won't do.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It has to be the fatted calf. Like you can't,
you can't offer up.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there has to be real sacrifice like whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
In order that the uh.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
You know, it's all like this Medusa mother whatever stuff.
But like, yeah, it did not It was not comfort.
It was here's the hard path too. Oh yeah, there's
no crat consciousness.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's like or whatever, whole wholeness. Yeah, you gotta go
through hell.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
And then like I think I went downstairs. I was like,
maybe I can get up, Maybe I can tell Kate,
we'll record. I go downstairs. I'm like put a little
coffee on, and then I ate a marshmallow okay, and.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It was in my.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Fridge and I was like, we'll send they are sugar free.
But I was like I like opened my mouth and
stuff to marshmallow and just like like and then like
laid down to wait for the coffee and then fell
back asleep, and I don't know, it felt weird. I
was kind of pissed. I was like till one failed me.
(33:10):
I was like reading, failed me.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Slept till one. I need the full picture. You sleep
on the couch till like fish till.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I don't know whenever I texted you, I don't know
fall apart nine ten, nine ten, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh my god, I was going to nap today, but
I just don't think it's in the works.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Wait wait, I should just I was boring, but I'll
tell you. So then I went and the doctor said, okay, yeah,
oh well, because I doctor Fraendling, Yeah, I did a
little googling, and you know, it was like the lack
of like I google, like lack of bruise, like still concussed,
you know what I mean, like kind of thing, and
and it's like, well, you know, like you shake a baby.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Oh christ right, there's no no, there's no visual trauma.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
And so then I was reading and it was like
a concussion like the brain, and she was explaining it
to me. I'm like sitting there, I was like, but anyway,
the point was I realized I was fucking out of
it in a real way. There was something amiss, and
that's when we really were like should.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
We go to the hospital. Stupid?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Sorry, I get confused. It was marshmallow. Wasn't marshmallows today? Sorry, okay,
keep going, keep going.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
It was just post steam like being like seeking consciousness
and then just like being like I think there's marshmallows
in my fridge and just like putting on my mouth
and laying down, like holding it into my mouth, heading
over to the cash, laying down and like oh cold.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Like I was like, I don't want consciousness. Wait, I'm
back to the doctor. Back to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
So so I had decided like we're having this, like
I don't know, is this stupid?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Is embarra? Like do I do I need to go?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Like there's no whatever, And I was like, but I'm
definitely out of it, and like Chris was like, you
would make me go like you would, you would make
me go without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
So we're going, you know totally.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Like so anyway, she explained like, you know, the skull
is really like hard, right and like a good protection.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
But I think it was this.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I think it was said in the concussion, the brain
bumps forward against the skull something like that, and then
maybe it's I forget exactly, but.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
You know, there's really no treatment.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
And it's like these symptoms, you know, they should, you know, disappear,
and you know sometimes in a week, sometimes in a month,
sometimes you'res no stuff. So I was like, all right,
if I have been dimmed, I will make use of it, Okay,
(35:38):
I was like, I will. I was like, and then
of course the dramatization in which I go it was
what I needed.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
The whole time.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I was going to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Like
suddenly you like, yeah, you with this head stuff takes off,
You're fucking hosting the Golden Globes with your ice, your
ice helmet on.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
No, I don't mean my illness becomes my brand, Okay,
I mean it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh it rattled something loose and I are free. Well
I was.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I was like wondering that if I did have to
get like an mriah or something like that, that they'd
finally see because I've said it once and I'll say
it again.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yes I know.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I literally I literally think I have a screw loose.
I just I feel it rattling, and I have since childhood.
Oh running God, when I'm running and bouncing something and there's.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Like oh god, oh god, oh God, so I'm gonna
throw But no.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I thought like, if I was ten percent diminished in
a certain area the learning difference thing, might that bring
down the thing and I fire on all cylinders equally
and suddenly I'm soaring right in life. So I was like,
and if if I am dimmed in this way, I
was kind of like enjoying it, Like I was kind
of like I wasn't enjoying it. But I was like, Okay,
(36:50):
if this is me from from now on, like a
diminishment of energy, I was like mental energy. I was like,
this might just simplify matters, Like no, like I won't
whatever sixty two projects a million idea, like it'll just
be like I don't be like, yeah, they're becoming like
idiot artists, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Like in this way, like this is good, good enough.
So I was.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I was I was accepting that maybe it was when
I needed whatever to thrive. And but she's like, no,
like heavy thinking and no, you're joking at screens.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
No heavy thinking, you're joking. No like concentrating. You've got
to be kidding. No screens yeah, no, like bad for
the brain, yeah, okay for the healing shit.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, like like concentrated work, like okay, like literally rest
the brain. And then I was googling and it was
like it was like, yeah, it's best not to even
listen to like an audiobook or listen to television.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
So I was left with nothing, what do you mean
listening to television? You can't screens? Okay, there were like
no screens.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
So I was like, well, surely I can close my
eyes and relax and rest by listening to dateline. Yeah,
and it's like no, and then say it was like
some don't even recommend music.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
So I was like, is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And then I tumbled into like, you know, the most
nightmarish let's not let's lie here and with nothing yeah,
and face consciousness okay, with nothing, no palliative insight.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
But she said it wouldn't further.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Oh and also it was like, you know, don't do
anything that could risk another bonk in this state that
would really fuck you.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Oh god. And I was like do I need to
be scared?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Like, oh, it's like no high impact exercise, like I
was like, how I was like, do I need to
be scared?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Though?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Like riding home today like like a a pothole, you.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Know what I mean. She's like no, just you know.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
And she also said like like the concentrating thing, like okay,
like if that happens, like she's like, that won't cause
further damage, it will just slow down how long it
takes to heal?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay? Holy?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
So I was actually comforted by that it's not permanent
causing permanent damage.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
How many days? What have you thinking?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I think there was like an initial period that was
like forty eight hours or something of you know, see
how you feel kind of kind of thing, and I
was a little I was a little dim and surely
nothing nothing interesting about it.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I mean, well, I'm glad you're you're back bright as ever,
how many days to have felt totally normal?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Well, now I'm I'm having that thing where I'm like,
am I in a constant state of like suddenly I'm
like have I been present for years? Or like not present?
Like I'm just like like I don't know, moments of
trying to go how am I perceiving and experiencing sort
of can like make you like creared it out? Yeah,
(40:03):
of course, So suddenly I'm like, what is my day
to day thoughts?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Consciousness? Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
But then I walked I walked past a tree and
I like sort of felt like I almost did it again,
like like like like I screamed after the fact and
I was like traumatized, traumatized walking.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Into trees yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
And then I was wearing my visor and I had
this moment where I mean, just like me like protecting
the skin and then walks into a tree is yea.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
But I had this mom where I was crossing the
street wearing a vager again okay, and I felt like
a car. I felt like this weird feeling where like
something about the visor, like like peripheral vision, like something
was off and I was I have to say I
could have been hit even a baseball hat, because I
don't like that.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
And I even like wearing a hat walking around, I
don't like it. I took off my I was actually
wearing a baseball hat in London walking around.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I took it off because I was like, I feel
like I can't fucking see. Yeah, Like, we need to
talk more about.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
The hazard of hat.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Hi, talk about what the hazards of hats? Yeah, when
hats don't protect how about that?
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Well, I mean I just really started going how can
a hat kill you? And it's like, well, one it
blows off and you dive into the street after it.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah. How many deaths have been caused by a hat
blowing off? Oh? Interesting question, by the way. Definitely a few.
Definitely a few people have like run for their hat.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Wasn't even a favorite hat, a hat you hate. Imagine
dying running after.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
A hat you hate.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, I'm glad you're okay, Jesus Christ. So on the
on the recent episode or a while back, I was begging,
(41:54):
profusely begging for the Brebel Bambino, and Rebel did come
back with a discount code.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, and that Soliday is coming up.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I've decided that today I'm going to place the order
for the Bambino, and I think I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Get a juicer as well well.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
So exciting, here's my question what those So they sent
send a forty percent discount code, and I was like,
does this work for an egering on the Rebel It's
got it right, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
No way they designed a no Bambino code. No, And
so I started so exciting.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'm like my salivating about my Bambino, Like I'm crying
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I looked at every I think I looked at every
device on their website. Yeah, and I was like, I'm
just trying to see.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
What I'm getting a fucking juicer and guess what I'm juicing?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Turmeric ginger? Okay, was there already turmeric? Oh huh, confused.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I'm going to be juicing. I'm going to be the
rebel Bambino is going to absolutely transform my life.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
And really excited.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, so you're excited to pull pull your own espresso shots. Yay,
you're really like, that's not gonna You're not gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Go tired of that. We're gonna find out.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
I guess you've never had a you've never had a U.
You know what I've heard though my research stress on machine? No,
you and I've heard my research the grinder. Because you
hear about coffee grinder, you go, the grinder might be
the most important machine, is what I'm hear.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
What interesting?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Well, that's stressful. And the grinders, let me tell you,
not cheap. It's another thing they get on the website.
These high quality grinders are saying they're a couple hundred
fucking bucks. No, yeah, sweetheart, I have a ship grinder
from years ago.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Let me just look at what they have. Teammakers Kettle's
Brevel It's Brevel Fall who spoke out flower Head.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, flower Head beautiful local tea company. I want to
physically go into the store. I believe they're open now.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, I'm interested in trying the chiy kit. Very excited.
I mean, I have a website. I was maybe with
them how much video?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Really?
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Oh, I'm just looking because you know what, I'm thinking
of getting back into air frying.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Okay, So I want to talk about this. So I've
never owned an air fier, needless to say, very curious.
I have to look into this. I was seeing something
I didn't like about air fryers in terms of toxic.
Something toxic.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, so they So part of the reason I'm thinking
of so I'm very investigating is that the basket in
my existing air fryer is like very non stick, speciously nonstick.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah there you go. Well you know, I've I've I've
you got it. You gotta. You've got some texts about
me turning to we're talking about underar we need.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Organic yeah, non uh forever plastics in your clothes. Yeah,
and you were like, I'd rather like worry about my
tuna fish.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Well, I was just like because I have, like I
wear like the Finx underwear whatever. It's like the free
Bleach hit and I guess those have pfas. But I'm like,
apparently you watched a couple of times. You're kind of fine,
but I don't work out the way you do. I'm
not like sweating hours every day, you lucky bitch.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
What is it? I'm what is it? I'm seeking? Like?
What did I make an airfraend? It was so good?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I mean I on Instagram. I get fed these airfier
recipe videos. Oh, I get so excited by the way
I did a major Instagram do talks when I was
in London, and now I've relapsed and I'm gonna do
talks again.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, and you talk about.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
How we send each other the same video again or yeah,
what was it? We don't we don't respond, like you
didn't see my that I'd sent.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
It was an emphatic one. Yeah. Yeah, It's like, is
she wearing a suit? Melyssa? What health does this every night?
She elevates her legs against the wall. Yep, every night? Okay,
I've seen this promoted as major.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, I think we should start doing this as a
as a HAG community seeing what happens. Probably nothing we
just did I tell you about the visual or perceptible.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I'm just sorry.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
I just my eyes are just rolling over ovens. Because
the whole thing with an air fryer is that it's
you know, it's existed for years. It's a convection two
oven Okay, Okay, it's just a convection of it. But
it's like, well do you have a convection of him?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, then why aren't you? Yeah, but I don't understand
the technology.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
It's like the air can move like a move around
it in this way that lets you throw in you know,
broccolini and spray it with some olive oil, some salt
and pepper and it comes out in five minutes just
like delicious from around it.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Like the veges.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
It's like it's like, give me a good French fry
in there versus slipping like doing it on a skillet.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Well yeah, or or in the event, I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
You know, like laying out a single fry by fry.
Let's say like making like one of these recipes.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I've done that. I did that one, I did whole thirty,
Like how.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Did you make the fries out of for whole thirty
you got a lot of potato potato, Yeah, I can't remember,
but it's it's an odd experience making something that you're
gonna eat, like by the handful where you have to Yeah,
Like that's why I struggle even with like the idea
of making like yoki or something, because it's like, never,
that's one bite you're telling me that takes absolutely not
(47:24):
ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Mourn on Instagram this thing, Oh, it's so easy to make.
Nochi looked like a fucking more labor i've ever seen. Yeah,
and then yeah for a little palpable. I mean, I'm
kind of anti yochi, as we know, forget why just
not your favorite. I'm just like a wan pasta of
ordering Yoki just kind of an unimaginable idea to me.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Sure it's good, but next to the other items, it
hardly stands up. Have you seen this to the heat
of the other items?
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Probably these these devices now it says like like there's
one on here.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
It says like this smart oven air fryer.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
And then I see like download on Android, download on whatever,
and it's like, you know, you can operate it from what.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Don't want to sink to an app.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
And I just feel that a lot of brands are
racing forward with smart version of their thing and then
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Work, well, definitely won't work. And there's a smart if
it's if it's smart, if there's an app, it doesn't work,
just guarantee.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
And then there's a sort of dead Then you have
this thing that has this souped up sort of claim
to it but then doesn't work. It happened to me
with some kind of like an espresso type machine where
I went for the quote smart one and then like
just doesn't work at all, and I had to like,
you know, it's like there's like a bad feeling about it.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
I don't know, it's like I agree, this is hell.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
So by the way, in London generally I had some
kind of bad food luck.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I don't want to get into it too deeply to
want to disparage businesses, but I want to know what
I got into hard.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
You mean as as a result, that's what I got
in too hard? Right?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Let me think Joe Joe and the Juice Baby.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
This me so me too. So there's this is a
change that I've seen in New York. They believe it
is one.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
In La I've seen it and I go, I think
I went into one years ago wanting a green juice,
and it was, of course.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Like are green juices? Apple? Is that?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah? It was like a completely I was like left.
I was like, what a shithole Joe and the Juice
A couple of blocks away from the wonderful Soho Theater
in London. I go in one day, I go this
is crazy and make an asi e bowl. It's not
too sweet. In fact, I'm loving it. And then my
friend goes, oh, well, you know what they're really famous for.
They are little paninis there. They have these little paninis tuna,
(49:49):
turkey whatever. I get a tunacado. That's their big cult item.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
M slaps hard. I probably had probably had upwards of
six of them. Are they full sized? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
But they're like it's like this really thin bread. It's
like a crop out to be a cracker. The bread
is so thin and crispy, and it's just like.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Are they And do you remember a rectangle?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Coast the rectangle and it comes in a pocket? I
do you remember coasty? But I never remember those things.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
No, it was similar, and I went through a period
where I would get there tuna with cheddar and something
else and it was so good.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah, this was you know what I mean? But tuna melts,
grilled cheese.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Oh yeah, here we go, egg and cheese and what
do you mean?
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Eggs and cheese?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
And I can choose sandwiches in New York. Okay, now
I am dropt. Typically you don't I think of you
as not eating bread. So that's why I'm confined.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
Now, this is why I'm dropping this hysterically. So I
ordered some bread that's like low carb.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, they finally did it. They made it. They finally
did did it, like, made it good. It's the brand here.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Now there is canol oil in it, okay, oh jack,
Now I don't know how much. So I reached out
to be like and I don't. I also don't know
anything about connol oil.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Okay. So I was highly inflammatory. You don't want it.
You really don't want it flamed, am I.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
You don't want to be doing that on the constant.
You know, every now and then we're going to ingest
some canola oil. But for a daily a daily loaf
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
If it amount, it's probably not a tiny law. Yeah,
god damn all to say, I'm I all want to
say god, our Tunamel's good tuna melt is one of
my top ten favor of foods. Do you like it
with American cheese or cheddar? Cheese? Cheddar?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
I'm a cheddar, you know, I'm cheddar. Bove all else,
although American has slipped into my overra because it. Oh,
I used to just always choose cheddar. Any any situation
where American was like on off as American, it's like
intentionally processed. It's like intentionally weird.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
It's I think there are versions now that are better. Okay,
you know, if you're if you're eating like a craft single, Yeah,
it's like made of flour or something like that.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
It's like something weird.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yeah, yeah, but well but it's wow, bless you. That
mild flavor has just lived in certain American classics, so
it sort of does something different. So but yeah, the
bite of cheddar, bite of sharp cheddar.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Nothing like it?
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Nothing like it? What about cheddar? Up against? And this
is a question A truly good tomato? Like now that's
kind of something I don't think about.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Wait, have you never had a grilled cheese tomato sandwich?
I have?
Speaker 2 (52:54):
I have?
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Or the tomato is hot? I don't love that what
I prefer girled onion. Well I used to, I used
to get both. I wouldn't even want to go there yet.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Ye remember we were at Oh this was right before
Oh my god, you know what.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
We haven't discussed. But our meet up at the airport.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Okay, this will close us out. Jacquelin and I are
both performing at the thing fest. I actually this is
a wash.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
This might be a re read the text because it
was an insane negotiation.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I think we saved it for next week. Yeah, because
that's probably this is a long so stay tuned for
next week.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
But I brought it up just to say that you
were like you always ordered better, like like we both
got something.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
I made a few tweaks and then you were seeing online.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
What what I did not have the strength to ask for. Well,
I've missed you, not again, not that I haven't talked
to you, but we have. I have to say I've
missed pook. I really have, I really have, Yeah or
back maybe now.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
A lot of stuff slipped into the ocean that would
have made it into a weekly record.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
I did make notes. I have some notes here. I
have sorry make married faces.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
I'm really trying to the frowning habit.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
In London.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Five weeks, no device whatsoever except for the ZIP to
take away under subterranean zips. By the way, I want
the new ZIP. There's a new ZIP, and I really,
really really would love the new model. Considering we've talked
about Zip now for years, they so kindly sent the
first model. I think we've done our work to de
served this second, So Zip calling all ZIP employees. New
(54:39):
model needed.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
I also would love to try more.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Organic, non toxic cotton underwear. They don't.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
They don't serve up thongs. You know why because I
say why because they're not wealthy. Oh no, they dragged
bacteria from the anus. They lead to better transition of
bacteria anal anal of shit. Okay, down to the genital region.
(55:14):
Because the thong is a highway. It's a cotton highway. Fuck,
or often not cotton, it's a highway.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I were thongs that aren't coated and shit, I want
to be clear, but I understand.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
No, it's not a microscopic level, but okay, it's and
ugh revolting. Well.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
It actually came with a like vulva manual that I
thought was pretty thing. I was like, I read it.
I was like, I bet I know everything, but I'm
going to read it. And you learned a thing there
was yeah, yeah, what did they say?
Speaker 1 (55:49):
That really cone up empty? Well the bunk did its
work all right? I love you. Let me talk to
you real soon. That was Pooh.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
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Speaker 1 (56:10):
If not, we will press charges
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is
our hell.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Today's topics looselie speaking, red wine, vinegar, a limb, cotton, highway.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hate me. Hi, it's me. I've fucking missed you da.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean we have not actually ooh look is that
cracking it open? Yeah, we've I mean to be clear.
Thank you to the whole community, the HAG community for
I know, we've been doing a lot of reruns and
some remixes which are fab, but I was in London
for five weeks and as we know, the time difference
there makes it essentially impossible.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Tomor you have to do this? Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, The point is I'm just so happy to be
back live. I just drank Brath. I have an element
jug of water here. I just had really quickly.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I went out, but I can't afford to I can't
afford to re up. It's too expensive.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What element?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, you're out? That's really like oppressive because we got
so much.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Chris uses it too, So it's to a day, right, right,
I have to investigate if I can find another option. Actually,
Moon Juice sent us to That's what I've started on.
Oh my god, I cant dry powders. You're so excited
because I'm quite nice Christmas poog. I arrived home from
being gone. The packages. I haven't opened them yet. I'm
(01:36):
so excited. Good, Oh my god, freaking some biggies have come.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm so excited. So but I'll just want to
say quickly, because it just happened to me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I quickly as usual, I'd preferred to slow it down.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, So I went to a specialty little market. I
landed back in Los Angeles. I mean, can I just
say California, California, California. Yeah, I you know, nationalism revolting
to me. I don't have pride in America, but I
(02:09):
have California pride.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. I actually feel it isn't the most populated state.
I don't know something. I believe it. Why would you
live anywhere else? Oops?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I said it, no, but I just really the produce whatever.
So the point is I landed and the gorgeous thing
about the London jet lag is that, of course I
was fluttering awake at six am, shocking. I was at
Arawon at seven when they opened. It was me in
the in the aisles alone with you guessed it, Scott Speedman. No,
(02:38):
he is gorgeous he.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
At seven am. Is this the second time you've run
into him at airwon H.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I've seen him around, but never at Arawon. But he
was looked like he had just been surfing four hours
produce where else he likes it fresh, and it was
I was just thrilled to see him.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Family. He said never get your prot there to me
years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well no, well here's because it's too expensive. Here's what
I did, and I want to repeat, I do not
shop for produce there unless unless it's an emergency. I
considered an emergency because I had nothing in the house
and all I wanted was to scramble up a couple eggs,
have some Swiss charge, and an avocado, and so I
got those items there, a single avocado which was actually perfect.
(03:22):
Guess how much it was a single avocado? Guess three
dollars and ninety nine cents. Let's let's call it what
it is. Four Yeah, let's call it what it really is.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Five. If it's four or five, you know, if it's fifteen,
you want to hear the most genius ad ever.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, sorry, I'm doing Pete Campbell nine, the man who
came Oh no, I'm doing Rogers doing the man who
came up with ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh fuck, I know. Really imagine if it costs four
oh one.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
But because it's an interesting way to get another penny
out of them, yeah, especially kind of interesting. Actually really
basically invented four. Well no, no, then the nine makes
you realize it's four fifty. Yeah, I think four oh two.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Kind of sweet sweep sales.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Just now that What I wanted to say was I
went to a small, little specialty market and I thought,
you know what, I have a new passion to announce.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I guess I wish I made you guys.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, no, this is this is exciting because I'm going
to become people to get into vinegar in a more
meaningful way, Like I wanna I ordered my mother some
nice vinegar.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm gonna be someone where you come to my house,
open the kitchen, there's a vinegar like fuck wine vinegar, vinegar,
vinegar vinegar, vinegar.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Soda of options in terms of a collection, yeah, and
just different flavors. I mean, I guess this right, fuck
wine by the scenario, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's about spend. No, I just spending, Okay, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I just mean in terms of a connoisseur ship, like
I don't really care. I'm interesting in one. I obviously
can't drink it a lot because of my migraines. But maever, okay,
so I go, I'm going to make a beautiful salad later.
I have little plans for my salad.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's so strange. What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
No, it's just you know, to no a friend, like
a beautiful salad, like like the editorialization, the like it's
always got to be beautiful. No, No, it's like it's
got to be like a beautiful salad. Yeah, not just
like I'm going to make a salad, like like I'm
(05:35):
gonna make a salad.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's going to be so good.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Like it's just it's a different and I'm gonna make
a beautiful salad. There's something about pretty loading with the
word beautiful, but different. I'm not saying like I'm like,
I'm not saying like cray like it's.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
A salad.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You're making with psychological something about the first the word
coming first. We know it's funny. On the way home,
panicking what if it's not good enough? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I mean panicking that like the ingredients you got.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, I just was like, oh, I want to make
a good salad. And here's what I was thinking. Again,
this is just this isn't a recipe, obviously, this is
just me looking at items in front of me as
we all would hope to shop. I was transported to
France nineteen forty two when we're with the Camps Liberty.
Why would I choose that timeframe? Which a time Okay,
So the point is I got ahead of Ridikia, ahead
(06:25):
of a little gem ahead of I'm forgetting a little
red leaf. I'm going to mix it up, a head
of fresh mint. I got some pistachios, some Asian pair,
you know, gonna hack that up, make a nice little salad.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What your issues? Why do you keep it in the
house when I'm allergic?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I know?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh wait, I want to fast forward to what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So then I was like, I'm looking at the vinegars
here and I go, oh shit, I go it's time,
because red white and vinegar. You hear that red wine vinegar,
red white and vinegar. I had a life changing salad
when I was around ten that actually changed my life.
And it was my aunt making a salad. It's a
(07:06):
food memory. Was just the fucking vinegar. So this is
now getting deeper. Vinegar and my blood.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I mean, I'm not sure. Maybe it was a balsamic.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I don't know. I just remember tasting the vinegar on
the leaves. I'm sorry, but it was that frog holl
of farm. It has to be said. I was on
the farm and looking out the window and going I
understood California. I understood produce, I understood flavor, I understood farming.
I understood everything in that moment. But I myself, I
am here in home, never investing in a red wine vinegar,
(07:33):
never really thinking about vinegar in a serious way. Point is,
I pulled this off the shelves. I go, fuck it,
I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Kind of expensive, Okay, red wine vinegar.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Not airwan. I was at cookbook won't be clear. Oh
the specialty store, yes, Camino brand. By the way.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Instantly texted my aunt after I tried it, She goes, oh, yeah, Camino,
I guess is a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
In the area.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
All right, I'm looking up. I get this red wine vinegar.
I come home, open up an docado, cube it up,
put it in a bowl, red wine vinegar, some salt.
When I tell you, I almost fell to my knees.
I was out, I was actively moaning. I go, I've
never tasted red wine vinegar. Oh right, wine wine.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
It tasted like why it tastes that way because it's
wine At the website?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Are you ready? Wait, let's go.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Chef owner Russell Moore of beloved Oakland restaurant Camino, here
we go. It's been making his own red wine vinegar
from drinkable left over wine.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Stop, stop stop for decades. Stop. This is so fucking cool.
Are you ready? There's more?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh go, He ferments this and I haven't even read it.
I can tell it's good. All right, this second part,
I'm just gonna go word by word. He ferments this
brew in oak barrels, crying for a minimum of four months.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh yeah, what have you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
The result is a complex and fruity, versatile vinegar that's
great in dressings, marinades, braises, and more. This is a
three hundred and seventy five millilter bottle of raw unpaste
drized common wine vinegar.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I mean when I tell you, I could not believe
the flavor in my mouth. I'm so proud of him. Congratulations.
Excellence sometimes is the only way to create euphoria for others.
You have to do you have to demand excellence in
your barrels. And so I mean sold, can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So anyway, I just wanted to That was That's been
my that was what I was doing moments before getting on.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Now, I just want to see vinegar brewing, just curious.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I saw some other vinegars there. I went, I got
to start. I gotta start getting.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Vinegar considering that. Are you considering you know what, fermenting
your own? I mean that even No, absolutely not. That's
because are selling all the ingredients so that you could
do it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And yeah, that is maybe in thirty five years.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's a barren world. And there's just all you can
do is roll a stick along on the side of
that highway. Don't even have balls, It's just a stick.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You can't hick it up dust. There's another thing, how
much you can kick up There's no little ball to
hit the stick with just a stick. Yeah, yeah, so
you're kicking your cooking. Someone got confused.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They're like, you could take one thing with you, a
ball or stick, and they fucked up a stick.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
For I mean for a game, but this survives stick
might yeah, you would need the stick. I mean, I'm
so overwhelmed with how much or is to talk about? Well,
like I've been concussed and come back around since last poog.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, let's go into the concussion because I haven't even
because we were texting about recording, I think, and then
you sent a voice note from inside the shower completely inaudible.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
No, I was actually a convalescing at the apartments pool.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well that was a pool. I went there for.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Peace, and on that day they were drilling, like they
were repairing the pool.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
So it was like, okay, I thought in the shower,
because I know you take the pool. I mean, I
know you take your phone in the shower, so I
thought you were in the shower. Okay, catch me up.
I mean, obviously it's totally interesting. I mean it's pretty
wild too.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Well let's see, so folks are familiar with my signature
a visor. Yeah, and I wear it pretty much every
time I leave the house, even when you know it's
those late late in the day rays and sounds about
the set. But I know it's you know, you know,
going into a movie. Take it and that me knowing
(11:46):
that when I leave in darkness, I'll have a visor
with me that I've to throw over my shoulder. Okay, yeah,
and it's one of the only things that actually covers
the face. And so I'm walking along now. I'll be honest,
I was not walking to Airwon. Okay, that wasn't the destination.
But Chris and I are walking together, side by side.
(12:09):
We happen to be on the sidewalk that leads to
Airwin and it's a particularly narrow sidewalk on the side
of the grove. You know, they built out the grove
because they built out Nordstrom. They gave nords From a
couple extra feet in their bathroom so that it is
narrow that sidewalk. We have to go single file if
(12:31):
someone's coming anyway. Yeah, and I'm walking along, you know,
at a nice clip.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's not really about speed.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It's about walking with just the force of absolutely believing
there's something ahead of you.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I mean, it's as simple as a.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And all of a sudden, I sort of think like
buildings are falling around, like I think something has happened,
like a beam from construction has like come down on
me and Chris. Okay, all I know is is there
is a slamming in my head that feels like the
most uh traumatic thing that's ever happened to my head.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah okay, and I go down.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, like I follow my knees, okay, and I'm like crying,
not yet, no, pretty quick okay, like almost immediately, but
I'm not even crying from pain. This is the joke,
like shock, I think, so yeah totally, and I'm in
a strange state where in my mind I am like
this is an emergency, something fucking crazy has happened, like
(13:43):
this is not just whatever. And I'm down there and
then like you know, I'm immediately crying just like like
like just you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It's very weirdly tell you this other people around what's
going on?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
People know we're on that lone narrow side, just me
and Chris, and he is like show me show like,
show me your head, show me your head.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Right, So okay, I should tell the people You're like
don't take the virus. A limb of a tree.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
There was a limb, limb of a tree, and my
family kept using the word branch when the story got retold,
and I had to keep correcting everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
To a limb of a tree.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
There's a big difference walking in the difference a branch
to me, a smaller, smaller, thinner.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, a limb is like a thick trunk, does not move,
you know what I mean? Got it?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And there's a thick, thick limb, you know, I guess
this thick as a coffee can, like a Maxwell house
probably stretching across the sidewalk in a way that just
me at five seven walking straight is going like a
slimb into it?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeahtt supermodel stutting. Really, God, you're five to seven, that's unbelievable. Anyway,
you're going what are you five to three and a
half to fight for the half?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah? Okay, going funny.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
So now, because my head was lightly tipped down and
I'm wearing the visor, I simply could not see it.
And I also when engaged in conversation while walking, say
with Chris right, I almost do not perceive my surroundings. Okay,
And it's like the add hyper focus on like I'm
(15:26):
seeing in my mind's eye what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, and it's becoming a hazard. Okay, I want pholiographic
evidence of the tree.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh, we've got We've got it. Okay, later because we
see the grove. Yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Technically there was a professional loss, like I had to
I had to cancel some shit anyway. So I mean
I'm making keep going, you know. So it was a
limb that I walked in and I'm down, I'm crying.
Chris is like, let me see your head, and it's
then and here it begins. Here begins the validation of
illness or injury, okay, and the comedy of you know,
(16:04):
my theory. But anytime you take your temperature on some level,
you're hoping for because for confirmation of what you fear totally.
So it's like, let me see your head, and like
I'm like, maybe my head is like open.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You know what I mean, or whatever, like pouring blood.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I kind of know it's not, but like and it's
like there's what many would call nary a mark. Okay,
So I'm like literally nothing and it's not it doesn't
even really hurt, like it's not like, oh god, it's pounding,
you know what I mean, Like, I mean I kind
(16:39):
of can't remember like this a little bit. But I
was like, I was like really stunned. And then we
strolled away. I mean, we didn't stroll we started to
walk away, and I was like like I don't know,
reflecting on it, and so and so being like I
don't know if I'm okay, Like maybe we should go
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I was like pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Like I was like, I was like, thought I needed
an abulence, and you know I'm not hypo.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, totally at all. Right, Yeah, yeah, but you
hear these fucking stories.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh don't get me fucking started. I mean, I'll never
forget the big ones. Any hit head for me, any
hit on the head, and I've only had small ones,
thank god. Yeah, I'm always like, well, permanent brain damage.
I mean, we all know about the guy who invented
the miracle.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Pillow or whatever. Who's the guy?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Was it him?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What's the miracle pillow?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Is it him?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But he went to sleep that kind of story.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No, No, what happened was that he it was something
like that, like he was in an airport. Well, this
is what I think what he was on a fucking
airplane and somebody was taking their luggage out bunked him
on the head. No, he's like, don't worry about it. Dead,
So we get the pattern here, right, bonk you're dead.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, it's so not underestimate the power just because there's
no bruise. Like I knocked my head on the corner
of my shelf over there, thank you, Bara Burrow my
office shells, getting my index shells and knocked my head
on it, and there's like like a week ago, and
(18:06):
there's like a bruise from that, But it was just
like I felt how surface it was.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It was like the corner, Okay, this was ration.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Get this was so deep and and and so I
was like so yeah, And he looked up the way
that there was no Yeah, there's nothing like the way
that there's almost no pain and nothing is like more
suspicious to me because I'm like, these are the kind
of bunks that kill, because you're like, oh, I'm fine,
(18:40):
Like this is exactly the kind of like freaky nature
of the kind of thing someone wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Sorry, I had my mouth fall.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, sos, we're kind of like assessing, we're kind of
just assessing and I'm sort of like and it's.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Like that would be an episode of television like we
used to do, like car crashes, bunks that kill.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh you serious? Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Like you like pull ring, like like those survivals like
I survived people shows, I love you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
What's horrible is people who don't I mean for Box
of Kill, it's mostly the people are dead.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Oh right, right, it's friends and friends and family just
like in the morning, like all no, no, all week
at Bloomingdale's. Okay, all week trips to Bloomingdale's to try
to find the outfit and then nothing and then let's
pop by cheat TJ Max.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Because they're going on television. Do you understand? Am I confused?
Help me? Help me? You know, I don't understand. And
now I'll bring you in. I'll bring you in.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
What I'm saying is so you watch like the produced show,
right I watched. I'm just saying that this this version, right,
it's like the friends and family of the person who
has died, and that's why they're on TV.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
They're being interviewed. No no, and they're being interviewed right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Now when you're watching the show, you just cut to
them and serious with serious music and they're talking right,
and it's sort of intense and dignified due to producing.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
But that morning like they were feverishly styling their hair.
They were all week choosing their out you see what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Some might have been like like trying to slim down,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, some might have been like like it's like.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I've got Box like Kill next week. So talking about
your aunt, So yes, I'm not going to have the Terramasu.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, you might recognize me Box like Kill, but yeah,
just imagine, oh you imagining some Yeah oh no, no, they're like,
what do I know you.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
From Bonxley Kill? Probably Bonks.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, I'm so sorry for your loss. Okay, Sky going,
so you're so, yeah, there's kind of a non pain
that is scary.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, and maybe there was I almost can't remember.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Okay, but there was a confusing time and we're going
with it and I'm like this is so fucked up,
like just this is. And so we're walking and we
decide to walk towards Urgent Care instead of go back
get the car. We're walk to Urgent Care. I think,
oh no, and then we decided no, we're driving urgent care.
Walk back to the car, let's go hit the urgent
(21:28):
care place not too far from us, and I think
I'm crying again, or when I walk, like Chris like
drops me so you can get a parking spot. And
I like stumble in, you know, to one of these
clean urgent care places.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Two people behind a desk.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And I'm like, oh, I went to urgent care, walked
into a tree and almost yeah, it's scary to be
there alone.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, And I'm like and then I'm like I'm fine,
but like it never has like I've never felt what
I just felt, you know what I mean. And I
sort of knew this was going to be the case,
which is like what are they going to do for
me there?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Like right, I think they don't do scans there and.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Check your eyes or whatever, and they're not going to
like send me They're not going to send me packing legally,
So it's sort of this like weird, like I forget.
But basically they were like, you know, go to the
emergency room. And then it was like suitors, here we come.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
People just screaming because their arms and legs were just
chopped off. Oh at the emergency room. Yea, So it
was interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
There were there were folding chairs outside, which I liked
waiting in the emergency room outside. That is that is nice,
Like maybe like started during COVID, like you know the yeah,
sure is you're out there like like like Chris went
for like Goddess like quest bars and sitting there and whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
There's there's no story here.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I'm just taking you through the experience kind of interesting,
like went up to the thing that they sort of
moved you through a series of Oh. There was a
moment where we go up to like security before entering
the the thing in Christmas Parking.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
So I'm like I'm like, hey, did it.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I'm going to go in and they're like and I
was like, my boyfriend's gonna come and they're like, do
you want him to come in?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I was like yeah, do you want him to come in?
Did you know?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I like yeah again, I was like I was like yeah,
and then hell yeah. And then it was like and
then he's.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Like, I'm just kidding, Okay. It was like it.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Wasn't I thought it was about of course, and I
was like, well, like that's that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And then it seemed like it was just a joke
about like like dealing chain. Yeah, yeah, I'm went alone
with the doctor. Maybe I'll get a blowjob. Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And so so and I go. I brought up to
the first window. I say my piece. Oh, I forgot
I brought I did manage to grab from home, so
we stopped at home to before I forget what the
deal was. But I grabbed my headache hat, you know,
my ice catka through that baby on.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I was like, smart, just in case there's brain swelling.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
So I threw the baby on and I really felt
ridiculous in this way that like in the way that
I didn't feel ridiculous, do you know what I mean?
Like I felt like I'm like, yeah, I'm wearing this,
like and then I started saying things like to myself
and imagine saying each other, gotta protect this.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Nog and oh, like I just.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
That's like no, like to myself, like just sort of like,
I don't know, I can't like building the narrative of
my own experience here, so whatever, go up to the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You go up to the thing, and you're wearing the
ice cap.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yes, okay, great and the like. So I was kind
of like, yeah, I brought this from home. You know,
like whatever, like and they're like good, you know, and
then and then they go and then they COVID test you,
I think, or I forget what I actually can't remember
it once again, but we wait.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I finally go in the emergency room. Doctor this woman,
you know, kind of young woman, so fucking cool.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh yeah, okay, so fucking cool that I like really
locked her name down from the form and then had
to privately request like then I went to follow on Instagram.
Later I was like, I'm keeping her. You found her
on Instagram? Yeah, and had to request Bratt No, I
had to request private.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Did you say like, I'm gonna find you a no? I?
Did she accept? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Fucking huge, because you know, okay, so we've got that.
As you know, I'm I have a call out. Yeah,
I don't think I've done this on poog. Okay, this
is huge. I want a lawyer. Obviously, I have an
entertainment lawyer. I want a lawyer friend. I want someone
who wants to develop a personal relationship with me. Okay,
(25:53):
so that down the line, you know, I want a
lawyer that I can call confide in, go what would
you do? And then let's get their real friends.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, No, that's what I was about to say. Let's
been to the real point.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You're literally trying to to like go around the very
thing that let lawyers charge for legal advice.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, because this is a huge Jewish tradition, which is
your friend, who's a friend, who's a doctor, friend who
is a lawyer, call up you go, what do I do?
They go? They go, sweetheart, don't. Yes, I want, Okay,
I want. And I'm saying I want the to be
personal connection. I want this person to become my friend.
I'm not like, I'm not whoring them out.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I want to and that that's the launch of the friendship.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Hey, you want free tickets for life, it's called the trade.
I'm not gonna be on the phone with them for
But this is about I want to. I need someone
like that. It's only child. It's like only child stuff.
It's only child stuff, I know, but I need I
need the team around me. Interesting when I'm eventually orphaned.
I don't even like to say it from a poog fan,
you think that's a I think somebody some one of
(27:02):
these poop one of.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
These that I could think about. That's off. I could
be hearing my future lawyer friend, my future lawyer friend
could be hearing me right now, or they go my sister,
my spouse, my friend, my my cousin.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
You no, right, but do you see how it's something
off about it, Like it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Because I want free legal advice. You're you're you're saying, like.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Not having to do with in her, I'm such a charmer.
Someone out like you're I'm a charmer.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm a joy.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I'm willing to sell out friendship like for freedom. So
it's like so it's like, yeah, you know, straight up
you know prostitution, right, I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm looking
in the sense of what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It reminds me of In Sex and the City when
when Marianna's at the law firm and they go to
play baseball and they think she's they think she's gay.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I think she's a lesbians.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Well I can't like episodes and he goes and then
she pretends to be gay. Then them Miranda's like, actually,
I'm not gay. You know, it comes out to the lawyer,
to the bosses, not being gay, and he goes. My
wife will be so disappointed. She wanted to add a
lesbian couple to our circle. So I similarly m hm, yes,
(28:19):
this is exploitation. I'm not going to tell you it's not.
But I'm offering myself up to be exploited. No, I
mean trade, I'll give you a relationship advice. I'll give
you Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
My god, the idea that that's like.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
No, no, I'm aware, listen, I know this is grotesque.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I can't I'm throwing it out that I'm not.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm not again, I'm thinking more about issues. I'm not
expecting to use this all the time. I'm saying, but
just someone in there, someone in there that you can
call and go help, help, help.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
They might have the glazed over eye of a fan,
you know.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What I mean, Like like they're kind of like they're
kind of like there's something frozen in their visual expression
when you're like talking about your thing, them being overly
enchanted feels like a risk.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
No way, no way.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
It was a classic you know, the therapy thing I
read about from Peter D.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Kramer and then don't enchant your therapist.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, that there's a risk, and then well he said
something like that, and then you the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That's where I've been saying this entertainers, actors, comedians need
a whole separate kind of therapy. You can't just go
to some fucking shrink and charm there with your little
fucking act I've done that. That's why I'm my new brod.
She was like, shit about me.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I love it. Yeah, I just mean it's very It's again.
I'm in Union.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I was reading Woodman again this morning, and in the
back they're like other books in the series, and there
were like twenty of Hollis's books. I was like, yes,
my gosh, and then there was Marie von or something,
and then and like the title roone changed me. I
love ten titles and I actually I had to go back.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I was like up like I was like.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I was like like I, I oh, I know what
I did. I got up like five or something and
I was like, sorry, five, I didn't not no, no,
fell back asleep, but got up, went to the bathroom.
I was freezing, and so I was like, it's cold
October mornings, and so I had a chill in my bones.
So I did a steam as I like to do,
(30:31):
throw on this, you know, throw on the shower right
and sitting there with pants trying not to get them
wet but trying to get warmed.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And I go, I'm not bringing my phone in there.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Wow, I go, I just got into scattering of consciousness, okay.
And so I go, I go, I want to bring
in a journal in. I go, I can journal in
my mind, which is interesting, okay, can you?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And then I go, I go, I go, that's not
going to hold. You know, I'm not quite there yet.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, And then like my journaling practice is not there
where I can do it without the journal quite yet,
you know what I mean. So it's like I'll grab
a book, classic, grab book, any book, grab it off
a shelf.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
There's four in my room and one of those woodmen.
I grab it.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I take it in and I like to flip through
the back sometimes yeah wow, And I'm like all right,
and I just like start reading kind of different segments,
including every title in the back, like thirty five titles.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Instantly freed, well, no.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
You know what, And then I went to some other part.
It was actually the opposite, and I realized that maybe
I don't. I need to own up to the fact
that I actually don't seek and want consciousness.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, I want to be sue.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
It was like it was like, you know, the hard
work of consciousness, you know what I mean, sacrifices required.
It was like, you know, like and like a skinny
calf won't do.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It has to be the fatted calf. Like you can't,
you can't offer up.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there has to be real sacrifice like whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
In order that the uh.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
You know, it's all like this Medusa mother whatever stuff.
But like, yeah, it did not It was not comfort.
It was here's the hard path too. Oh yeah, there's
no crat consciousness.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's like or whatever, whole wholeness. Yeah, you gotta go
through hell.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
And then like I think I went downstairs. I was like,
maybe I can get up, Maybe I can tell Kate,
we'll record. I go downstairs. I'm like put a little
coffee on, and then I ate a marshmallow okay, and.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It was in my.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Fridge and I was like, we'll send they are sugar free.
But I was like I like opened my mouth and
stuff to marshmallow and just like like and then like
laid down to wait for the coffee and then fell
back asleep, and I don't know, it felt weird. I
was kind of pissed. I was like till one failed me.
(33:10):
I was like reading, failed me.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Slept till one. I need the full picture. You sleep
on the couch till like fish till.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I don't know whenever I texted you, I don't know
fall apart nine ten, nine ten, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh my god, I was going to nap today, but
I just don't think it's in the works.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Wait wait, I should just I was boring, but I'll
tell you. So then I went and the doctor said, okay, yeah,
oh well, because I doctor Fraendling, Yeah, I did a
little googling, and you know, it was like the lack
of like I google, like lack of bruise, like still concussed,
you know what I mean, like kind of thing, and
and it's like, well, you know, like you shake a baby.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Oh christ right, there's no no, there's no visual trauma.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
And so then I was reading and it was like
a concussion like the brain, and she was explaining it
to me. I'm like sitting there, I was like, but anyway,
the point was I realized I was fucking out of
it in a real way. There was something amiss, and
that's when we really were like should.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
We go to the hospital. Stupid?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Sorry, I get confused. It was marshmallow. Wasn't marshmallows today? Sorry, okay,
keep going, keep going.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
It was just post steam like being like seeking consciousness
and then just like being like I think there's marshmallows
in my fridge and just like putting on my mouth
and laying down, like holding it into my mouth, heading
over to the cash, laying down and like oh cold.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Like I was like, I don't want consciousness. Wait, I'm
back to the doctor. Back to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
So so I had decided like we're having this, like
I don't know, is this stupid?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Is embarra? Like do I do I need to go?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Like there's no whatever, And I was like, but I'm
definitely out of it, and like Chris was like, you
would make me go like you would, you would make
me go without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
So we're going, you know totally.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Like so anyway, she explained like, you know, the skull
is really like hard, right and like a good protection.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
But I think it was this.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I think it was said in the concussion, the brain
bumps forward against the skull something like that, and then
maybe it's I forget exactly, but.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
You know, there's really no treatment.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
And it's like these symptoms, you know, they should, you know, disappear,
and you know sometimes in a week, sometimes in a month,
sometimes you'res no stuff. So I was like, all right,
if I have been dimmed, I will make use of it, Okay,
(35:38):
I was like, I will. I was like, and then
of course the dramatization in which I go it was
what I needed.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
The whole time.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I was going to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Like
suddenly you like, yeah, you with this head stuff takes off,
You're fucking hosting the Golden Globes with your ice, your
ice helmet on.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
No, I don't mean my illness becomes my brand, Okay,
I mean it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh it rattled something loose and I are free. Well
I was.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I was like wondering that if I did have to
get like an mriah or something like that, that they'd
finally see because I've said it once and I'll say
it again.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yes I know.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I literally I literally think I have a screw loose.
I just I feel it rattling, and I have since childhood.
Oh running God, when I'm running and bouncing something and there's.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Like oh god, oh god, oh God, so I'm gonna
throw But no.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I thought like, if I was ten percent diminished in
a certain area the learning difference thing, might that bring
down the thing and I fire on all cylinders equally
and suddenly I'm soaring right in life. So I was like,
and if if I am dimmed in this way, I
was kind of like enjoying it, Like I was kind
of like I wasn't enjoying it. But I was like, Okay,
(36:50):
if this is me from from now on, like a
diminishment of energy, I was like mental energy. I was like,
this might just simplify matters, Like no, like I won't
whatever sixty two projects a million idea, like it'll just
be like I don't be like, yeah, they're becoming like
idiot artists, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Like in this way, like this is good, good enough.
So I was.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I was I was accepting that maybe it was when
I needed whatever to thrive. And but she's like, no,
like heavy thinking and no, you're joking at screens.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
No heavy thinking, you're joking. No like concentrating. You've got
to be kidding. No screens yeah, no, like bad for
the brain, yeah, okay for the healing shit.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, like like concentrated work, like okay, like literally rest
the brain. And then I was googling and it was
like it was like, yeah, it's best not to even
listen to like an audiobook or listen to television.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
So I was left with nothing, what do you mean
listening to television? You can't screens? Okay, there were like
no screens.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
So I was like, well, surely I can close my
eyes and relax and rest by listening to dateline. Yeah,
and it's like no, and then say it was like
some don't even recommend music.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
So I was like, is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And then I tumbled into like, you know, the most
nightmarish let's not let's lie here and with nothing yeah,
and face consciousness okay, with nothing, no palliative insight.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
But she said it wouldn't further.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Oh and also it was like, you know, don't do
anything that could risk another bonk in this state that
would really fuck you.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Oh god. And I was like do I need to
be scared?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Like, oh, it's like no high impact exercise, like I
was like, how I was like, do I need to
be scared?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Though?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Like riding home today like like a a pothole, you.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Know what I mean. She's like no, just you know.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
And she also said like like the concentrating thing, like okay,
like if that happens, like she's like, that won't cause
further damage, it will just slow down how long it
takes to heal?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay? Holy?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
So I was actually comforted by that it's not permanent
causing permanent damage.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
How many days? What have you thinking?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I think there was like an initial period that was
like forty eight hours or something of you know, see
how you feel kind of kind of thing, and I
was a little I was a little dim and surely
nothing nothing interesting about it.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I mean, well, I'm glad you're you're back bright as ever,
how many days to have felt totally normal?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Well, now I'm I'm having that thing where I'm like,
am I in a constant state of like suddenly I'm
like have I been present for years? Or like not present?
Like I'm just like like I don't know, moments of
trying to go how am I perceiving and experiencing sort
of can like make you like creared it out? Yeah,
(40:03):
of course, So suddenly I'm like, what is my day
to day thoughts?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Consciousness? Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
But then I walked I walked past a tree and
I like sort of felt like I almost did it again,
like like like like I screamed after the fact and
I was like traumatized, traumatized walking.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Into trees yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
And then I was wearing my visor and I had
this moment where I mean, just like me like protecting
the skin and then walks into a tree is yea.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
But I had this mom where I was crossing the
street wearing a vager again okay, and I felt like
a car. I felt like this weird feeling where like
something about the visor, like like peripheral vision, like something
was off and I was I have to say I
could have been hit even a baseball hat, because I
don't like that.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
And I even like wearing a hat walking around, I
don't like it. I took off my I was actually
wearing a baseball hat in London walking around.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I took it off because I was like, I feel
like I can't fucking see. Yeah, Like, we need to
talk more about.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
The hazard of hat.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Hi, talk about what the hazards of hats? Yeah, when
hats don't protect how about that?
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Well, I mean I just really started going how can
a hat kill you? And it's like, well, one it
blows off and you dive into the street after it.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah. How many deaths have been caused by a hat
blowing off? Oh? Interesting question, by the way. Definitely a few.
Definitely a few people have like run for their hat.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Wasn't even a favorite hat, a hat you hate. Imagine
dying running after.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
A hat you hate.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, I'm glad you're okay, Jesus Christ. So on the
on the recent episode or a while back, I was begging,
(41:54):
profusely begging for the Brebel Bambino, and Rebel did come
back with a discount code.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, and that Soliday is coming up.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I've decided that today I'm going to place the order
for the Bambino, and I think I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Get a juicer as well well.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
So exciting, here's my question what those So they sent
send a forty percent discount code, and I was like,
does this work for an egering on the Rebel It's
got it right, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
No way they designed a no Bambino code. No, And
so I started so exciting.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'm like my salivating about my Bambino, Like I'm crying
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I looked at every I think I looked at every
device on their website. Yeah, and I was like, I'm
just trying to see.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
What I'm getting a fucking juicer and guess what I'm juicing?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Turmeric ginger? Okay, was there already turmeric? Oh huh, confused.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I'm going to be juicing. I'm going to be the
rebel Bambino is going to absolutely transform my life.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
And really excited.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, so you're excited to pull pull your own espresso shots. Yay,
you're really like, that's not gonna You're not gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Go tired of that. We're gonna find out.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
I guess you've never had a you've never had a U.
You know what I've heard though my research stress on machine? No,
you and I've heard my research the grinder. Because you
hear about coffee grinder, you go, the grinder might be
the most important machine, is what I'm hear.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
What interesting?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Well, that's stressful. And the grinders, let me tell you,
not cheap. It's another thing they get on the website.
These high quality grinders are saying they're a couple hundred
fucking bucks. No, yeah, sweetheart, I have a ship grinder
from years ago.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Let me just look at what they have. Teammakers Kettle's
Brevel It's Brevel Fall who spoke out flower Head.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, flower Head beautiful local tea company. I want to
physically go into the store. I believe they're open now.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, I'm interested in trying the chiy kit. Very excited.
I mean, I have a website. I was maybe with
them how much video?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Really?
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Oh, I'm just looking because you know what, I'm thinking
of getting back into air frying.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Okay, So I want to talk about this. So I've
never owned an air fier, needless to say, very curious.
I have to look into this. I was seeing something
I didn't like about air fryers in terms of toxic.
Something toxic.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, so they So part of the reason I'm thinking
of so I'm very investigating is that the basket in
my existing air fryer is like very non stick, speciously nonstick.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah there you go. Well you know, I've I've I've
you got it. You gotta. You've got some texts about
me turning to we're talking about underar we need.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Organic yeah, non uh forever plastics in your clothes. Yeah,
and you were like, I'd rather like worry about my
tuna fish.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Well, I was just like because I have, like I
wear like the Finx underwear whatever. It's like the free
Bleach hit and I guess those have pfas. But I'm like,
apparently you watched a couple of times. You're kind of fine,
but I don't work out the way you do. I'm
not like sweating hours every day, you lucky bitch.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
What is it? I'm what is it? I'm seeking? Like?
What did I make an airfraend? It was so good?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I mean I on Instagram. I get fed these airfier
recipe videos. Oh, I get so excited by the way
I did a major Instagram do talks when I was
in London, and now I've relapsed and I'm gonna do
talks again.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, and you talk about.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
How we send each other the same video again or yeah,
what was it? We don't we don't respond, like you
didn't see my that I'd sent.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
It was an emphatic one. Yeah. Yeah, It's like, is
she wearing a suit? Melyssa? What health does this every night?
She elevates her legs against the wall. Yep, every night? Okay,
I've seen this promoted as major.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, I think we should start doing this as a
as a HAG community seeing what happens. Probably nothing we
just did I tell you about the visual or perceptible.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I'm just sorry.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
I just my eyes are just rolling over ovens. Because
the whole thing with an air fryer is that it's
you know, it's existed for years. It's a convection two
oven Okay, Okay, it's just a convection of it. But
it's like, well do you have a convection of him?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, then why aren't you? Yeah, but I don't understand
the technology.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
It's like the air can move like a move around
it in this way that lets you throw in you know,
broccolini and spray it with some olive oil, some salt
and pepper and it comes out in five minutes just
like delicious from around it.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Like the veges.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
It's like it's like, give me a good French fry
in there versus slipping like doing it on a skillet.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Well yeah, or or in the event, I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
You know, like laying out a single fry by fry.
Let's say like making like one of these recipes.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I've done that. I did that one, I did whole thirty,
Like how.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Did you make the fries out of for whole thirty
you got a lot of potato potato, Yeah, I can't remember,
but it's it's an odd experience making something that you're
gonna eat, like by the handful where you have to Yeah,
Like that's why I struggle even with like the idea
of making like yoki or something, because it's like, never,
that's one bite you're telling me that takes absolutely not
(47:24):
ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Mourn on Instagram this thing, Oh, it's so easy to make.
Nochi looked like a fucking more labor i've ever seen. Yeah,
and then yeah for a little palpable. I mean, I'm
kind of anti yochi, as we know, forget why just
not your favorite. I'm just like a wan pasta of
ordering Yoki just kind of an unimaginable idea to me.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Sure it's good, but next to the other items, it
hardly stands up. Have you seen this to the heat
of the other items?
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Probably these these devices now it says like like there's
one on here.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
It says like this smart oven air fryer.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
And then I see like download on Android, download on whatever,
and it's like, you know, you can operate it from what.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Don't want to sink to an app.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
And I just feel that a lot of brands are
racing forward with smart version of their thing and then
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Work, well, definitely won't work. And there's a smart if
it's if it's smart, if there's an app, it doesn't work,
just guarantee.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
And then there's a sort of dead Then you have
this thing that has this souped up sort of claim
to it but then doesn't work. It happened to me
with some kind of like an espresso type machine where
I went for the quote smart one and then like
just doesn't work at all, and I had to like,
you know, it's like there's like a bad feeling about it.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
I don't know, it's like I agree, this is hell.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
So by the way, in London generally I had some
kind of bad food luck.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I don't want to get into it too deeply to
want to disparage businesses, but I want to know what
I got into hard.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
You mean as as a result, that's what I got
in too hard? Right?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Let me think Joe Joe and the Juice Baby.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
This me so me too. So there's this is a
change that I've seen in New York. They believe it
is one.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
In La I've seen it and I go, I think
I went into one years ago wanting a green juice,
and it was, of course.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Like are green juices? Apple? Is that?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah? It was like a completely I was like left.
I was like, what a shithole Joe and the Juice
A couple of blocks away from the wonderful Soho Theater
in London. I go in one day, I go this
is crazy and make an asi e bowl. It's not
too sweet. In fact, I'm loving it. And then my
friend goes, oh, well, you know what they're really famous for.
They are little paninis there. They have these little paninis tuna,
(49:49):
turkey whatever. I get a tunacado. That's their big cult item.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
M slaps hard. I probably had probably had upwards of
six of them. Are they full sized? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
But they're like it's like this really thin bread. It's
like a crop out to be a cracker. The bread
is so thin and crispy, and it's just like.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Are they And do you remember a rectangle?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Coast the rectangle and it comes in a pocket? I
do you remember coasty? But I never remember those things.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
No, it was similar, and I went through a period
where I would get there tuna with cheddar and something
else and it was so good.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah, this was you know what I mean? But tuna melts,
grilled cheese.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Oh yeah, here we go, egg and cheese and what
do you mean?
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Eggs and cheese?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
And I can choose sandwiches in New York. Okay, now
I am dropt. Typically you don't I think of you
as not eating bread. So that's why I'm confined.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
Now, this is why I'm dropping this hysterically. So I
ordered some bread that's like low carb.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, they finally did it. They made it. They finally
did did it, like, made it good. It's the brand here.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Now there is canol oil in it, okay, oh jack,
Now I don't know how much. So I reached out
to be like and I don't. I also don't know
anything about connol oil.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Okay. So I was highly inflammatory. You don't want it.
You really don't want it flamed, am I.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
You don't want to be doing that on the constant.
You know, every now and then we're going to ingest
some canola oil. But for a daily a daily loaf
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
If it amount, it's probably not a tiny law. Yeah,
god damn all to say, I'm I all want to
say god, our Tunamel's good tuna melt is one of
my top ten favor of foods. Do you like it
with American cheese or cheddar? Cheese? Cheddar?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
I'm a cheddar, you know, I'm cheddar. Bove all else,
although American has slipped into my overra because it. Oh,
I used to just always choose cheddar. Any any situation
where American was like on off as American, it's like
intentionally processed. It's like intentionally weird.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
It's I think there are versions now that are better. Okay,
you know, if you're if you're eating like a craft single, Yeah,
it's like made of flour or something like that.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
It's like something weird.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yeah, yeah, but well but it's wow, bless you. That
mild flavor has just lived in certain American classics, so
it sort of does something different. So but yeah, the
bite of cheddar, bite of sharp cheddar.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Nothing like it?
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Nothing like it? What about cheddar? Up against? And this
is a question A truly good tomato? Like now that's
kind of something I don't think about.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Wait, have you never had a grilled cheese tomato sandwich?
I have?
Speaker 2 (52:54):
I have?
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Or the tomato is hot? I don't love that what
I prefer girled onion. Well I used to, I used
to get both. I wouldn't even want to go there yet.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Ye remember we were at Oh this was right before
Oh my god, you know what.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
We haven't discussed. But our meet up at the airport.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Okay, this will close us out. Jacquelin and I are
both performing at the thing fest. I actually this is
a wash.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
This might be a re read the text because it
was an insane negotiation.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I think we saved it for next week. Yeah, because
that's probably this is a long so stay tuned for
next week.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
But I brought it up just to say that you
were like you always ordered better, like like we both
got something.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
I made a few tweaks and then you were seeing online.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
What what I did not have the strength to ask for. Well,
I've missed you, not again, not that I haven't talked
to you, but we have. I have to say I've
missed pook. I really have, I really have, Yeah or
back maybe now.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
A lot of stuff slipped into the ocean that would
have made it into a weekly record.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
I did make notes. I have some notes here. I
have sorry make married faces.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
I'm really trying to the frowning habit.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
In London.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Five weeks, no device whatsoever except for the ZIP to
take away under subterranean zips. By the way, I want
the new ZIP. There's a new ZIP, and I really,
really really would love the new model. Considering we've talked
about Zip now for years, they so kindly sent the
first model. I think we've done our work to de
served this second, So Zip calling all ZIP employees. New
(54:39):
model needed.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
I also would love to try more.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Organic, non toxic cotton underwear. They don't.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
They don't serve up thongs. You know why because I
say why because they're not wealthy. Oh no, they dragged
bacteria from the anus. They lead to better transition of
bacteria anal anal of shit. Okay, down to the genital region.
(55:14):
Because the thong is a highway. It's a cotton highway. Fuck,
or often not cotton, it's a highway.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I were thongs that aren't coated and shit, I want
to be clear, but I understand.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
No, it's not a microscopic level, but okay, it's and
ugh revolting. Well.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
It actually came with a like vulva manual that I
thought was pretty thing. I was like, I read it.
I was like, I bet I know everything, but I'm
going to read it. And you learned a thing there
was yeah, yeah, what did they say?
Speaker 1 (55:49):
That really cone up empty? Well the bunk did its
work all right? I love you. Let me talk to
you real soon. That was Pooh.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
If you enjoyed Pooh, please subscribe, rate, and review.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
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